7efdb1 No.2301094
Anime butts drive me nuts.
727cb3 No.2301097
great thread guys
I'm really having a blast
f92b5a No.2301099
Is that hairy condom with an ass ?
7efdb1 No.2301100
>>2301099
Buttocks.
There's a butthole here.
c7e0f5 No.2301103
>>2301102
It's really hard to keep track. I haven't talked to him in 5ever 'cause clockwork blacklisted me.
f92b5a No.2301105
>>2301100
What is it from ?
727cb3 No.2301106
>>2301103
why would he do that?
f92b5a No.2301107
I never not talked to someone because of Goggles.
Despite his attempts
7efdb1 No.2301108
>>2301105
A blessing from God.
c7e0f5 No.2301109
It did not seem that way.
>>2301106
The same reason as always, Darwin drama.
f92b5a No.2301110
I would have stopped talking to Mordin and Darwin then.
>>2301108
Oh wait its made in abyss.
f92b5a No.2301111
Not that I even talk to Darwin outside of the thread though.
727cb3 No.2301112
>>2301109
Darwin dickriders make me nauseous
c7e0f5 No.2301114
Maybe I am remembering things wrong then, it doesn't really matter too much.
I mostly don't talk to anyone outside of threads either. Antisocial to a fault.
>>2301112
Understandable, though I didn't know I made you nauseous.
f92b5a No.2301115
I probably just didn't have anything to say to you.
51446f No.2301116
Oh shit, do Neko and Kissy hate eachother now??
727cb3 No.2301117
>>2301114
You used to, remember?
3d758a No.2301119
>>2301118
Why are you mad about the folders?
51446f No.2301120
>>2301118
They don't physically exist, Yan.
You can't have sex with them
c7e0f5 No.2301122
This is usually the case. I only end up talking to Bard, Neko, and Erio for whatever reason.
>>2301117
Nothing has changed though.
9bede2 No.2301123
>>2301119
Mad? Me?
Somewhat likely.
>>2301120
I could print them out stupid.
>>2301121
idk I just want to disrupt the established conversation with an opposing viewpoint.
727cb3 No.2301124
>>2301122
i thought it did
3d758a No.2301125
7efdb1 No.2301126
>>2301110
Made in Abyss isn't half bad but its grimderp moments where it tries too hard to be deep or mature always just seem like they wanted to just be Studio Ghibli but with blood and mentioning dicks every few minutes.
c7e0f5 No.2301127
>>2301124
Nothing changed with me at least, he is still one of my three outside-thread friends.
51446f No.2301128
>>2301123
You're gonna have sex with a bunch of paper?
That just sounds painful...
Whaddya gonna do? Scrunch them up into a ball? Paper mâché pocket pussy?
f92b5a No.2301129
Sounds like you need to expand.
>>2301123
Abortion, yes or no ?
>>2301126
I watched the anime and liked it but it has a lot of pedo bait in it.
Like when they shove a medical dildo up the little blond girls butt to save her life.
cbf971 No.2301130
7efdb1 No.2301131
>>2301129
Yeah, that's what I meant. Like everyone being obsessed with robodude's robodick or how many things end up in the characters' assholes.
It never is a comedy thing but just played straight and it always was really jarring whenever it happened.
727cb3 No.2301132
>>2301127
mm well good for you then, i suppose.
9bede2 No.2301133
>>2301128
Origami swans ofc
>>2301129
Yes for soup to make china niggers immortal
51446f No.2301135
>>2301133
W..What are you gonnya do with those..?
f92b5a No.2301138
>>2301131
Or like when they tie the kids up naked and beat them.
>>2301133
China doesn't count.
9bede2 No.2301140
>>2301135
Do you actually not know?
9bede2 No.2301141
>>2301138
Yes for soup to make me immortal
51446f No.2301142
>>2301140
I've never masturbated before so I don't know what they're used for x///x
f92b5a No.2301143
>>2301141
You're not Chinese so it won't work.
51446f No.2301144
I'm Chinese, turn me into soup
9bede2 No.2301145
>>2301142
YOU FLOAT THEM IN THE TOILET SO ITS A LITTLE SWAN POND AND THEN U PEE PEE ON THEM, DUH YOU VIRGIN
51446f No.2301146
>>2301145
W-Why would you do that...?
727cb3 No.2301147
9bede2 No.2301149
>>2301143
Well you're not not a faggot so your point is wrong and irrelevant.
Faggot.
>>2301146
To be cool like R Kelly duh
All the swans are obviously underaged.
727cb3 No.2301150
>>2301148
I wasn't really sure what to say
4411b4 No.2301151
>>2301144
hey you're not chinese
7efdb1 No.2301152
>>2301138
I liked the show but the manga is just as bad about the abrupt tonal shifts for whatever the fuck those scenes are. They never really do anything to develop anything, plot or characters.
51446f No.2301153
>>2301149
Is it really cool to pee on underaged swans?
>>2301151
Ching-chong ping-pong
f92b5a No.2301154
>>2301149
Are Chinese people even allowed to be gay ?
>>2301152
Its just pedo fan service.
4411b4 No.2301155
>>2301153
hmmm.....kinda sounds chinese...
51446f No.2301156
Ban ask Tsuchi for his thoughts on Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai for me
>>2301155
Sucky sucky fucky fucky?
9bede2 No.2301157
>>2301153
More or less.
>>2301154
You're not chinese so it's okay
f92b5a No.2301158
Tsuchi what are your thoughts on Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai ?
51446f No.2301159
>>2301157
...Probably a little bit closer to the "less".
727cb3 No.2301160
>>2301156
it's shit and what I like is better
51446f No.2301161
f92b5a No.2301163
>>2301157
America
land of the mentally ill
7efdb1 No.2301164
>>2301158
Never fucking heard of it.
f92b5a No.2301165
>>2301164
Yeah I have no idea what it is.
9bede2 No.2301166
>>2301159
So do you like ポピーザぱフォーマー?
>>2301163
Putting the Me in America
51446f No.2301167
>>2301160
Sorry, I don't keep up to date on the "black" manga.
How's uh.. How's Ashigei Shoujo Komura-san?
>>2301162
Was that you?
f92b5a No.2301169
>>2301166
Maybe I should stop being gay then.
727cb3 No.2301170
>>2301167
don't know what that is
727cb3 No.2301171
>>2301167
actually i read this yesterday...
9bede2 No.2301172
>>2301169
Yeah, you should die.
51446f No.2301173
>>2301166
Well of course, who doesn't?
>>2301165
It's getting an anime adaption next season:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0A5hFLAPak
>>2301170
>>2301171
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I fucking knew it!
7efdb1 No.2301174
f92b5a No.2301175
>>2301172
I don't know about that one.
>>2301173
"Love is war"
Pretty much all I got from that.
51446f No.2301176
>>2301175
Yeah, that's pretty much it tbh.
9bede2 No.2301177
>>2301173
Whats your favorite episode?
>>2301175
It's the only way to stop being gay.
727cb3 No.2301178
>>2301173
I think it's a stupid concept to have a foot fetish manga with nothing lewd happening. It's pretty lame, honestly. Plus the girl seems too submissive which defeats the point anyway.
f92b5a No.2301179
>>2301176
So are they going to start shooting each other over anime girls ?
>>2301177
Not really
its like a switch
just flip the gay off
51446f No.2301180
>>2301177
The one where they play the knife game.
>>2301178
I mean, she wears bike shorts a lot :^)
But yeah it's not really your dom foot warshipping style manga.
>>2301179
That'd be the dream.
They both like each other but neither wants to be the bitch that confessed first.
9bede2 No.2301181
>>2301179
I give it a week before you cum looking at some traps butthol.
>>2301180
nibba cheated, he only had three fingers and still fucked up and stabbed himself.
f92b5a No.2301182
>>2301180
Thats little kid stuff.
Getting rejected isn't that bad.
ac031e No.2301183
>not being that dickhead flicking the gayswitch on and off so the flashy lights annoy people
727cb3 No.2301184
>>2301180
I don't think they will ever have one.
4411b4 No.2301185
>>2301167
i'm too shy to do any kind of group sex probably
51446f No.2301186
>>2301181
He ended up better off than the frog did, at least :^)
>>2301182
They just don't want to be the "submissive" one in their inevitable relationship.
>>2301184
That's what they have porn for, after all.
>>2301185
i'm too shy to do any kind of group sex probably
f92b5a No.2301187
>>2301181
Oh no my switch is stuck on.
>>2301183
stop doing that
>>2301186
Asking someone to date you is the opposite of submissive.
4411b4 No.2301188
my brother's an alcohol and everyone in the family is getting a check from my grandma for christmas
kinda hoping he doesn't get one so he continues to be unable to drink
>>2301186
what about cuddles?
727cb3 No.2301189
>>2301186
>>2301186
even the hentai don't do it right
51446f No.2301190
>>2301187
>Asking
See that's where you're wrong. You better be granting them permission to date you.
>>2301188
Way too embarrassing..
>>2301189
You know what they say, if you want it done right, you gotta do it yourself.
9bede2 No.2301191
>>2301186
A rare case where nothing bad happened to Kedamono.
Who's your favorite character?
>>2301187
Try removing it from the docking station and waiting for it to die.
7efdb1 No.2301193
>>2301188
Shouldn't you hope he gets a check so his alcoholism spirals even further out of control so he either dies, ends up homeless or fixes his shit?
f92b5a No.2301194
>>2301190
Only a coward wouldn't let someone know how they feel.
>>2301191
Its on a wall dumbass
do you even know what a light switch looks like
lmao
Stop living in a mud hut you monkey
51446f No.2301196
>>2301191
Does the alien count?
>>2301194
Are you a coward?
4411b4 No.2301197
>>2301190
what about sexual innuendos while playing Smash?
f92b5a No.2301198
>>2301195
Stop being such a faggot.
This is you right now
4411b4 No.2301199
>>2301193
can't drink if he has no money
he's away from my mom and staying with family so they'll be a good influence
727cb3 No.2301200
>>2301190
first I gotta figure out how to draw
and then do female voices
f92b5a No.2301201
>>2301196
No, I've already confessed my love for you.
7efdb1 No.2301202
>>2301199
People like that need to hit rock bottom before they'll ever realize what's wrong.
ac031e No.2301203
>>2301198
Okay I've stopped.
51446f No.2301204
>>2301197
Man, I spent like 3 hours trying to beat the stupid wool Yoshi spirit and got so fucking tilted at that shit.
>>2301200
Oh, I mean do it irl, but that works too.
>>2301201
But you're dating 4m now.
f92b5a No.2301206
>>2301203
Finally
Its already so much better in here.
>>2301204
He hasn't been on in like 4 days
9bede2 No.2301208
>>2301194
I thought you had a nintando.
>>2301196
Yes
f92b5a No.2301209
And I never agreed to date him
he just started claiming it
f92b5a No.2301210
>>2301208
I have a ps4
no switch
51446f No.2301211
>>2301205
Poor Louie man.
>>2301206
So you're dumping him?
>>2301207
Tomorrow.
>>2301208
Then I'm going to have to go with Papi.
7efdb1 No.2301212
Punished Ban, a man denied his e-bf.
ac031e No.2301213
>>2301206
I flipped it back on tho.
Back to fagging up the place, sucks to be you.
4411b4 No.2301214
>>2301202
trust me, he is at rock bottom.
>>2301204
I found a great tip from youtube
use Regigigas or another spirit with Super Slow Armor, then just use Side smash (b) with Kirby or someone else that can hold
you can't flinch or be launched so you're basically invincible and can let go of maxed out side smashes when they get close enough.
only time you can't use it is with fog/poison/wind/etc or boss battles
also Ore Club is OP
Auto-Heal (Celebi spirit) is OP for boss battles because they take so long and you get your health back every 5 seconds
e n j o i
727cb3 No.2301215
>>2301211
That is too soon, I am not prepared.
f92b5a No.2301216
>>2301211
I can't wait any longer.
I'm going crazy
>>2301212
Its so painful
>>2301213
I can see his bulge
heres some music that you probably like
faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdn4ZAPvKtQ
4411b4 No.2301217
>>2301204
also I assume you know about how the spirit types interact right?
grab vs attack vs shield and then neutrals
7efdb1 No.2301218
>>2301214
If he's still drinking and people are still supporting him, it's not rock bottom.
4411b4 No.2301219
>>2301218
he's having withdrawals, no he is not drinking.
only support he's getting now is a place to live until he finds work.
i don't want my brother homeless on the streets.
51446f No.2301220
>>2301214
Yeah, but that means I wouldn't be able to play my waifu Marth.
Thanks though, I capped your post for future reference :3
>>2301215
Prepare yourself!
>>2301216
I'm going CrAaAAaAaAaAAAAzy onii-chan
>>2301217
Yeah, of course. They explained all that at the start.
f92b5a No.2301222
>>2301220
When will Erio come home ? !?!
7efdb1 No.2301223
>>2301219
If he's unemployed and doing nothing but self pity drinking, he deserves to be.
ac031e No.2301224
>>2301216
Yes its a meme porn image
I'm not nearly enough of a druggo to be high enough to enjoy that light show
51446f No.2301225
>>2301221
Read a book!
>>2301222
Tomorrow, I'm certain of it.
727cb3 No.2301226
>>2301225
That's mean
you know I can't read, wish
f92b5a No.2301227
>>2301224
I think its an awesome show and I love his music.
>>2301225
How did you come across this knowledge ?
51446f No.2301228
>>2301226
Whoa, I knew you were black but I never knew you were THAT black...
51446f No.2301229
>>2301227
It was in my fortune cookie that I had with my dinner.
4411b4 No.2301230
>>2301220
also when you're doing the triforce puzzle, the bottom left is a clock and the owl towards the top tells you the time to set the torches too (took a while to find the owl after some confusion)
the bottom right area is complete bullshit with the owl, it tells the direction to go but if you don't do it correctly IMMEDIATELY after reading it you can't enter the secret path and finish that section
it's immediate right, immediate down, then at the first subtle rock pile press down
I had to watch a youtube video for that one cause I was trying the right spot but I hadn't done it right after reading the owl, that kind of limiter is stupid
the rest of the puzzles are logical and don't require help
I'm not sure where you are but that's towards the end
>>2301223
it's not self-pity drinking
I'm not going into it here but there's more to it that I'm not saying.
4411b4 No.2301231
727cb3 No.2301232
>>2301228
inconsiderate bitch
f92b5a No.2301233
>>2301229
Keep your chink cookie magic out of this.
ac031e No.2301234
>>2301227
Because you are a druggo enough to enjoy that light shwo
51446f No.2301235
>>2301230
That sounds a whole lot like not Smash Bros.
What the fuck
>>2301232
Whoa, what the heck?
f92b5a No.2301236
>>2301234
I haven't done anything in over a month.
727cb3 No.2301237
>>2301235
heck has nothing to do with it
ac031e No.2301238
>>2301236
Didn't we play videogames with you high under a month ago
7efdb1 No.2301240
>>2301236
I feel like you're about to have a Ui moment where you're going to bring up how seeing demons is better without the drugs because you found Jesus before relapsing and saying doing drugs is something Jesus would a-okay.
f92b5a No.2301241
>>2301238
Did we ?
I must have forgotten.
4411b4 No.2301242
>>2301235
are you still in the world of light with galeem at the top?
51446f No.2301244
>>2301242
Yes, I don't play that mode often.
>>2301243
*pets*
f92b5a No.2301245
>>2301240
Please
I've only ever smoked weed
Its not that bad
f92b5a No.2301246
oh and oxycontin
but that doesn't count :)
7efdb1 No.2301247
>>2301245
You've also smoked dick lmao
ac031e No.2301249
>>2301241
Wow, you must have gotten REALLY high then.
What a shame I was going to suggest continuing that or something.
727cb3 No.2301250
>>2301244
life's good meow
7efdb1 No.2301251
>>2301248
I still want to know what the fuck is going on in that image.
4411b4 No.2301252
>>2301244
oh okay, well just save that in case you wanna finish it later cause it gets confusing.
I'm almost at the end
f92b5a No.2301253
>>2301249
Was that when we played warhammer ?
I don't even remember if that brownie worked or not.
>>2301251
Hes punishing himself.
ac031e No.2301254
cutter with a deformed limb
probably cutting because of the limb
7efdb1 No.2301255
>>2301253
It's like the tiny grapes that you don't want to eat because they're so small and you think of them as baby grapes and feel bad.
f92b5a No.2301256
>>2301255
I've never felt pity for a grape.
They exist to die inside of me.
51446f No.2301257
>>2301250
Meow meow
>>2301252
How many hours do you have in it?
727cb3 No.2301258
>>2301257
do you still have that kitty that hates you?
7efdb1 No.2301259
>>2301256
Have you never grown anything in a garden? You always feel bad for the little ones that fall off because they could've been actually delicious. I just stick them in the pot/plot the plant is in and let it provide for the other ones.
ac031e No.2301260
>>2301253
Yes
Evidently it did
f92b5a No.2301261
>>2301259
I have rocks in my yard
rocks and sand
I live on a beach
7efdb1 No.2301262
>>2301261
It's easier to feel empathy for delicious peppers or berries you're growing than people.
4411b4 No.2301263
>>2301257
I'd have to wake up tracer to find out, I left it in his room
idk, doesn't seem like a lot
the kirby side smash trick is nice for all the boring spirit battles that you want to end quickly
but there's a lot of fun stuff to that mode, puzzles, spirits, bosses, cool maps, etc
f92b5a No.2301264
>>2301260
How do you know for sure ?
7efdb1 No.2301265
>>2301263
>I left it in his room
51446f No.2301266
>>2301258
No, she passed towards the end of January.
>>2301263
Oh, I'm sure.
But then there's just regular Smash and that's pretty heckin' fun.
f92b5a No.2301267
>>2301262
I guess so
I already like dogs more than people
51446f No.2301268
ac031e No.2301269
>>2301264
well evidently you don't remember
f92b5a No.2301270
>>2301268
Not sexually
idiot
14e25e No.2301271
>>2301211
that's that ref's name? I forgot and they may have mentioned it before.
f92b5a No.2301273
>>2301269
I'm pretty sure I remember it all.
I was Salt spite.
I'm going to make my pirate look like her in Atlas.
727cb3 No.2301274
>>2301266
>passed
Like, died?
7efdb1 No.2301276
14e25e No.2301278
>>2301275
oh ok. Sometimes people know the refs too in sports but i doubt you're into hockey that much, even if a whole lot still.
f92b5a No.2301279
>>2301272
My dogs even had puppies
I'm responsible for 12 more bulldogs being born onto this earth.
I fucking love bulldogs
best dog
727cb3 No.2301281
>>2301277
That is saddening
there;s nothing worst than losing a kitty
4411b4 No.2301282
>>2301266
yeah Tracer and I were having a ton of fun playing smash, I was sleep deprived and he'd had a few drinks so it was great to try all the random characters and dick around
I'm pretty good with Marth, Meta Knight, Palutena, Duck Hunt, and I love playing Isabelle cause she's GOD DAMN ADORABLE
>>2301265
yeah that's what you do when you have cool roommates, you hang out and stuff
do you not understand the concept of friends?
4411b4 No.2301283
hell yeah this new folder is the best
ac031e No.2301285
>>2301273
Fuckin double pegleg motherfucker
51446f No.2301286
>>2301278
I know a lot of the playoff refs, but not by face or anything.
>>2301279
>I'm responsible
Did you give your dogs the cummies?
>>2301281
Mhmm, it was nearly a year ago now, though.
>>2301282
Marth is my waifu, but King K. Rool is my backup waifu.
f92b5a No.2301287
>>2301285
Are you going to buy Atlas and get scammed with me ?
I already have some people buying it with me
I'll become a legendary pirate lord in no time.
4411b4 No.2301288
>>2301286
I'm pretty bad with him, I haven't played him much
he's pretty thicc though so I might learn it cause I like playing bowser
4411b4 No.2301289
the guy that offered me $180 for it looooool
>Your item sold for US $304.00
f92b5a No.2301290
>>2301286
No but I paid the doctor to do the artificial insemination
Bulldogs can't have babies naturally
727cb3 No.2301291
>>2301286
I miss having a kitty
closest I get is the one at work, he likes to ride on my shoulder like a pokemon while i pet him
51446f No.2301292
>>2301288
He has the madd succ combos.
>>2301290
That's pretty cute.
What kinda semen did you use?
>>2301291
You are a kitty though.
ac031e No.2301293
>>2301287
The heck is atlas?
ac031e No.2301294
kitties cannot have kitties
727cb3 No.2301296
>>2301292
what's that got to do with it
51446f No.2301297
>>2301295
Did you extract it yourself?
>>2301296
kitties cannot have kitties
4411b4 No.2301298
>>2301292
you just like scalies, damn furry
f92b5a No.2301299
>>2301297
nope
I guess the doctor jacked off my dog though
4411b4 No.2301300
bulldogs are ugly and that breed has health problems supposedly
f92b5a No.2301301
Bulldogs have more personality than you ever will though.
727cb3 No.2301302
>>2301297
I never get anything I want >:c
f92b5a No.2301304
>>2301303
call my dog ugly again, fag.
727cb3 No.2301306
ac031e No.2301307
>>2301295
hmmst
that sure looks like a trailer
4411b4 No.2301308
>>2301304
BULLDOGS
ARE
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
14e25e No.2301310
>>2301295
Sounds like you are calling the Squash out.
f92b5a No.2301311
>>2301310
I said dog semen and he didn't show up
hes not coming
4411b4 No.2301312
>>2301309
yeah, what are you gonna do about it?
f92b5a No.2301313
>>2301312
Summon the hounds.
677d3d No.2301315
What's this about dog jizz?
677d3d No.2301317
Funny enough I saw this after I just got home and was deciding if I actually wanted to pop in just for the joke.
f92b5a No.2301318
You should become a vet so you can get paid to jerk off dogs.
677d3d No.2301319
I have no interest in turning my hobby into a carer.
f92b5a No.2301321
Isn't that what people normally want though ?
14e25e No.2301322
>>2301311
maybe it being talked about more by me even mentioning it again did the trick.
677d3d No.2301323
I'm not sure who you are.
f91856 No.2301328
>>2301327
Made my day.
Would love to see this film.
1f0630 No.2301329
Yay
I've applied for cdl training with a company that hands out 10 month contracts like candy so maybe I'll have a real job and real money
Also anime butts
c79a51 No.2301330
yep... crippling, chronic pain
social anxiety and depression
AND the ability to drive heavy equipment around other humans.
this should end well
f91856 No.2301332
Has anyone heard of this guy called 'QAnon'?
My mate was just talking about him, how he predicts serious shit going down in America.
f91856 No.2301333
Yeah, something called wwg1wga.
Where
We
Go
One
We
Go
All
Sounds like sorcery to me.
f91856 No.2301334
You know what, I'm gonna get 8 cans of cider, probably won't drink em all but I need something to do. I'm downloading Tropico 4 but I can't be arsed relearning everything.
Would rather drink and shitpost. Be right back.
2f13fd No.2301338
Not sure if this thread is still active...
I'll wait here until someone finds me
2f13fd No.2301339
2f13fd No.2301340
>>2301337
>german song with French whiteknights
2f13fd No.2301342
>>2301341
That song was pleasant, I like it.
-clicks next song-
f91856 No.2301343
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>>2301336
I don't know how real this music is,
can you identify it for me?
f91856 No.2301345
>>2301341
An Irish rebellion?
NOT ON MY WATCH.
I'll fight you.
2f13fd No.2301346
>>2301341
I want to see that movie Mary Queen of Scots, but I saw black people in the movie's trailer and its not historically accurate... I'm starting to feel iffy about it now...
>>2301343
I will listen to this next ^^
>>2301344
too many songs, b
2f13fd No.2301347
6cc463 No.2301348
as a Scot i can confirm black people are bizarrely rare here
2f13fd No.2301349
>>2301348
you're so lucky
also are you going to bury your HDDs before you leave us?
6cc463 No.2301350
i had like one black acquaintance, then i didn’t see him for ages, and it turned out he had punched his pregnant gf i’m the stomach, killed the baby, and gone to prison for it
e1e6bb No.2301351
>>2301345
C`mon and fight me like a man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9OUJcbgnXg&index=8&list=RDBNmoVrRwWL0
>>2301346
Everybody knows that Africa is a backyard of Scotland, dummy
Still not enough
2f13fd No.2301352
>>2301350
i would have kept that baby...
6cc463 No.2301353
>>2301349
no, why would i do that?
a friend is keeping my computers and more expensive bits of property for me till i’m out
f91856 No.2301354
 | Rolled 6 (1d20) |
We don't get many black people in St.Helens either, they're a rarity. You found most different races in the big cities.
>>2301351
I roll a d20 for High Impact Sexual Violence.
2f13fd No.2301355
>>2301351
please do not bombard me with songs... i'm doing my best to listen to them all
>>2301353
oh that's good. Don't let her sell your stuff...
i don't have friends so I thought about burying my hard drives..
2f13fd No.2301356
3d758a No.2301357
you better post ur prison's address so we can send pizzas you bitch
6cc463 No.2301358
>>2301355
make sure you microwave them first~
3d758a No.2301359
2f13fd No.2301360
>>2301344
damn this is my childhood
6cc463 No.2301361
oh yeah and there was this black guy who sold my friend weed called jagger, and one day jagger invited him round for a coffee, and spiked the fuckin coffee
he doesn't know what it was spiked with, but he couldn't move and his head was spinning and shit, and all the while jagger was ranting about some black nationalist shit
come to think of it the one time my dog me jagger, shit did not trust him at all, wouldn't stop barking at him
f91856 No.2301362
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>>2301347
Thanks for the click. I do like my music.
I'm usually listening to techno shit. And sometimes videogame soundtracks.
e1e6bb No.2301363
>>2301354
> Sexual Violence
Pffffff
>>2301360
Are you 200 yo or so?
3d758a No.2301364
>>2301363
I imagine this image to be a rough estimate of what Loco looks like
2f13fd No.2301365
>>2301358
nowaaaaiii
I'm going to bury them deep, I have so many wonderful pictures of my art
6cc463 No.2301366
>>2301365
send me a map so one day i can see all your art and nakey pics~
e1e6bb No.2301367
>>2301364
So he is pretty fucking sexy, huh?
3d758a No.2301368
2f13fd No.2301369
>>2301361
What kinda coffee do Scots drink??
>>2301351
-clicks-
>>2301362
:o
techno is fun!
erm... I only like the music Erio gives me.
And grunge rock
>>2301363
hahaha nah~
I grew up in a military family
2f13fd No.2301370
>>2301366
you really want to see my art..?
6cc463 No.2301371
>>2301369
uh
the crumbly kind in the glass jar
>>2301370
yes c:
3d758a No.2301372
some guy randomly added me on fb and asked me out. why does this always happen :(
2f13fd No.2301374
>>2301371
crumbly kind...? :thinking:
I'll have to do some research...
Erm, are you sure you want to see it...
most people wouldn't like it
>>2301372
that's what you get for being a cute :3
take a gun just in case.
3d758a No.2301375
>>2301373
? I don't like loco. sorry?
>>2301374
I said no. and if i had a gun it would've been used already. This is why I don't own a gun.
6cc463 No.2301377
>>2301374
yes. i'm sure you're very talented.
f91856 No.2301378
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>>2301363
Would you expect anything less?
(Sorry for the delay, post wouldn't load up)
2f13fd No.2301379
>>2301375
gud, don't trust anyone.
cute people like you attract a lot of bad people
>>2301373
-clicks-
f91856 No.2301380
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>>2301372
Was he one of those indians who wants to see bobs and vegana?
2f13fd No.2301381
>>2301377
unfortunately I wasn't born with talent...
i had to discard sooo many canvases even more I completed my first piece of art..
2f13fd No.2301382
>>2301381
even before*
>people talking to me
6cc463 No.2301383
>>2301381
it doesn't matter, as long as you're happy with what you made in the end~
3d758a No.2301384
>>2301379
That's what I'm always worried about. And I try to explain that without disclosing my junk situation and it just makes me seem paranoid.
shit sucks.
>>2301380
no he was some local white dude who doesn't know your vs you're so that was a quick -10 points to Hufflepuff.
e1e6bb No.2301385
>>2301375
Fine,fine
>>2301376
Bring home black and white dildo and give them to your father....
>>2301378
Vomit you win
6cc463 No.2301386
6cc463 No.2301387
hufflepuff is special needs, you want gryffindor for dumb chads
2f13fd No.2301388
>>2301383
the world isn't ready for my art...
someday they will be...
>>2301384
:<<<<<<
I understand...
Hmm I live in NYC and people don't care about that stuff at all.
Date someone from here!
>>2301385
My brother will steal them v.v
3d758a No.2301389
3d758a No.2301390
>>2301388
Long distance works so well /sarcasm
Nah I'm just gonna forever alone and off myself when I get sick of it probably. That's my plan.
f91856 No.2301391
>>2301384
>>2301384
Ah, well hope you put him right and not accept his filthy friend request.
I got loads of people I don't know on facebook.
3d758a No.2301392
>>2301391
well, I always accept them at least to see who they are and what they want.
e1e6bb No.2301394
6cc463 No.2301395
f91856 No.2301396
>>2301385
ONE WIN ISN'T ENOUGH
I NEED ULTIMATE VICTORY
Just let me get through this can of lager and I'll ramp up the shitposting.
f91856 No.2301397
>>2301387
What's slytherin and ravenclaw for?
6cc463 No.2301398
>>2301397
slimy sneks and average ass niggas
2f13fd No.2301399
alright mom is coming to my apartment, I must air it out, bye loveys! <3
>>2301389
-giggles- everyone is dumb is in some way!
I suck at maths v+v
>>2301390
please don't...
you are a beautiful person inside and out...
Long distance is hard, but its worth it! you'll find someone that will really appreciate you. Please don't give up!
>>2301393
i can't even handle my pinkie finger... I can't imagine what a dildo will do to me..
>>2301395
i'm going to cut you.....................
6cc463 No.2301400
i was thinking about going store and getting some drinks and getting lush with you scanner, but then i remembered i have to meet my lawyer on thursday and if i'm hungover tomorrow i won't bother washing my hair or anything and it would be bad
sorry
6cc463 No.2301401
>>2301399
not too deep.
have fun blood chan~
3d758a No.2301402
>>2301399
I gave up a while ago, m8. Don't know why I still bother. I'm basically trying to just pay off my car beforehand so I don't stick anyone with my debt, then I'm free.
e1e6bb No.2301404
>>2301396
Go make some alcohol records
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk-FGrtdAyw&t=519s
>>2301399
Кому ты пиздишь, Исусу, Гитлеру или мне?
f91856 No.2301405
>>2301400
It's ok. I'm as antisocial as they get with alcohol. Here I am with an army full of tinnies and a computer. I'm living the dream.
f91856 No.2301407
>>2301404
What a fat bastard.
f91856 No.2301408
>>2301392
Yeah, I do too, and like forget about them immediately after.
6cc463 No.2301409
tbh i really need tobacco and alcohols would have been more motivation to go to the store and get it but fuck it i'll just keep smoking out the ashtray like a hobo
e1e6bb No.2301410
>>2301407
> What a fat bastard.
> SCANNER
f91856 No.2301411
>>2301409
Nigga, at least get tobacco. I got like 3 cigs left and a smidgen of dry tobacco and I don't wanna go out in the rain just after I got my cans.
>>2301410
I know, it makes him a bigger, fatter bastard than me. Shut up Hutzpa, alcohol is food, I'm getting my calories anyway.
6cc463 No.2301412
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>>2301411
seriously can't be bothered, i hate going to the store
being outside my home for any reason is just not good
e1e6bb No.2301413
>>2301411
> alcohol is food
No it's not.
677d3d No.2301414
Vodka is just condensed potato so it counts as food.
6cc463 No.2301415
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
saying alcohol isn't food is like saying if you melt ice it's not ice any more
it's still ice dummy, it's just a liquid ice
e1e6bb No.2301416
Don't talk shit about potato
f91856 No.2301417
Yes, let the nonsense flow through you.
Now all I need to do is convince you to smoke a whole lot of weed, develop a psychosis and BAM!
I have a cult!
f91856 No.2301418
>>2301413
Would rather have alcohol than food, and I haven't starved yet.
f91856 No.2301419
Here is a question. Why do they call beer 'liquid bread' then?
6cc463 No.2301420
i smoked heaps of weed for years and i never got psychosis
the mental health meds did way, way, way more damage than the weed did
i think you're just unlucky buddy, i herd if you were already prone to psychosis, strong sativa weeds can bring it out faster and harder
3d758a No.2301421
f91856 No.2301422
>>2301412
I know that feel. I feel at my element behind this computer. Fuck gigs, fuck parties, just a computer and case of cold ones or some drugs and that's my 'night out'. Or rather, night in.
Gotta tidy my house tomorrow, the support workers are gonna go through the flat and rate the cleanliness of it, which means I gotta take the bins out, through away 16 empty cans, hoover the floor, wipe down all the kitchen surfaces and throw all my clothes in the washer.
f91856 No.2301423
>>2301420
Yeah, I was damned unlucky. I think it was also the stress of not having a laptop which did it, I'm the poster boy of 'Weed makes you crazy' but I was drinking a hell of a lot too. I was in a shit situation and didn't really involve myself in the outside world.
6cc463 No.2301424
>>2301421
all that suicidal shit babe
i know i'm not gonna be able to say anything that will change how you're feeling right now
but it's not always like this, just try pay more attention to the good times~
>>2301422
shiet
the police told my landlords my flat was a mess and they were checking on me like monthly, but they stopped, and now it's full of hundreds of beer cans and buckfast bottles again
really hope they don't surprise me.
>>2301423
yeah it was likely a combo of things. just try get indicas, they are antipsychotic, you want CBD heavy over THC heavy
3d758a No.2301425
>>2301424
It is inevitable.
f91856 No.2301426
It's hard to say what drove me crazy. There were so many factors. I left a warehouse job because it was stressing me out so much that I wasn't hitting targets. I had to trade in my laptop. Had no tv, only a radio and books to keep me company.
Then I was spending a lot of time getting stoned and reading deeply into my books. Called my 2DS "2Bit" because me and my neighbour joked how kids would be so poor they couldn't even afford "16 Bit" games. "Sorry son, not xbox this christmas, you better off getting on some 2Bit games".
So I called my 2DS "2Bit", which was my electronic butler, who spread my stoned nonsense on facebook, and I got more and more withdrawn and shit. Happened before my birthday. I was dancing in slow moving traffic. Shit was fucked, brehs.
3d758a No.2301427
When I didn't have my car yet, I'd get to crosswalks, omit pressing the button and close my eyes to cross.
f91856 No.2301428
>>2301424
Keep a tidy house, you never know when someone comes over. I don't make much mess myself, only cans on the windowsill which get thrown away when I go about my day.
The biggest problem of mess I got is clothes on the floor and sugar on the countertops, as well as unwashed dishes.
And it was a combo of things. At first I didn't even realized I was sectioned, I thought it was a test from a higher power to see how I fared in such an enviroment.
6cc463 No.2301429
>>2301425
>>2301427
weren't you gonna be buying some land soon?
>>2301428
lol, only person who comes to my house is my friend david, he knows what to expect :3
i'm glad you're back with us and more down to earth ^^
3d758a No.2301430
>>2301429
What good is a homestead if I don't have anyone to share it with?
6cc463 No.2301431
>>2301430
so is that what's going on just now? loneliness?
that doesn't have to be permenant.
3d758a No.2301432
>>2301431
always and forever.
f91856 No.2301433
>>2301429
Shit was exciting when I was crazy though, it was like I made an Alternate Reality Game for myself.
Wouldn't mind losing my mind again, it wasn't so bad. Just a few misconstrued errors here and there, thinking that MI6 and BBC were watching my ass and using me for a PR campaign.
One of the best ideas I had whilst being crazy was a glow in the dark tattoo, do they do those?
3d758a No.2301434
they have had uv ink for some time now, but that's not exactly glow-in-the dark
6cc463 No.2301435
>>2301432
it's only like that if you want it to be.
if you don't, you just need to work on dat self-confidence, start meeting boys, girls, whatever you like, start getting comfortable giving relationships chances.
>>2301433
they do UV tattoos that glow under blacklight, but they aren't fully permanent, something makes them fade over time.
3d758a No.2301436
>>2301435
It's hard to go out and meet people when you don't drink.
And the more people I meet the less people I want to meet. The self confidence and self esteem isn't going anywhere but down, so idk how to remedy the whole situation
f91856 No.2301437
>>2301434
Yeah, wanted 4D4M scrawled on a scar I have on my left arm. The scar is a key which some fucking kid heated up a key, put it on my arm and I was too drunk to feel any pain.
>>2301435
It was a flight of fancy. Police jokingly called me 4D4M because I was seeing in 4 dimesions and my last name is Adam-Smith.
3d758a No.2301438
>>2301437
What might 4d4m mean?
6cc463 No.2301439
>>2301436
give it time babe. not long ago you had a pretty drastic life change, it will take a decent amount of time before you're back on top, but it will come.
nobody is free of niggling issues, but everybody grows with time.
>>2301437
lolol, do what i do, get a tattoo kit and doodle on whatever you want :3
3d758a No.2301440
>>2301439
back on top implies I was good before lol
f91856 No.2301441
>>2301438
4 Dimensions 4 Million. Like ADAM but with 4s.
I don't rightly know what it meant but it made sense in my head, if I could get 4 million dumb cunts following my banner.
f91856 No.2301442
>>2301439
Nah, I'm a notoriously bad drawer. I'd get a pro to do it.
f91856 No.2301443
And then all I had to do was to find my 3V3, lol
6cc463 No.2301445
just last week, my friends were round, one came down from up north to see me before i go prison, and he tattooed a heart on my thumb to make me think of him when i'm away. i tattooed the same heart on his ass, lol
also got a little smiley face on my hand to make me think of nymph, cause nymph one my best friends these days.
>>2301440
you know what i mean, just gonna take time to find yourself, don't give up before then.
>>2301442
me too, that's what makes them so personal
they are shitty and they will make getting jobs more difficult, but they mean so much more than professional tattoos that it's worth it
that said, legit one of the worst tattoos i have is on my face, and it was professional. what kind of an asshole is a professional tattooist and fucks up a face tattoo.
3d758a No.2301446
>>2301445
What does that even mean though? I feel like I have a good bearing of myself and what I want. There's just nobody in my age-group to settle with that A) hasn't shat out a kid or 3 B) isn't an alcoholic C) wants to keep it on the DL cause they'd be too ashamed to be seen with me D)is able to pay their bills
f91856 No.2301447
>>2301445
Oh, well that makes more sense. I want a lightbulb on my wrist. I just had a dream of these guys in suits with lightbulbs for heads.
And sorry about your fucked up tattoo. Guess no amount of kisses will make it better.
677d3d No.2301448
>TFW you cover A B and D.
3d758a No.2301449
E) isn't a zillion miles away
677d3d No.2301451
At most I live 1200 miles.
3d758a No.2301452
yeah but you don't like me either, so.
f91856 No.2301454
>>2301450
Why?
For what purpose?
What a fucking thot.
6cc463 No.2301456
>>2301446
there are plenty of people you could be happy with, you just haven't found them yet. human brain really doesn't have the capacity to fathom how many people seven billion is, it is practically impossible that there aren't tens of thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of people you'd be happy with, and would be happy with you. it just takes time to find them. in the mean time, clearly you have work to do on yourself, if you're so unhappy being alone that you'd rather face death than an extended period of it. as far as you're concerned, you come first, need to learn not to base your happiness on others.
>>2301447
go for it c: tattoo parlours are one of the only public places i don't really mind being, you'll have fun
3d758a No.2301457
677d3d No.2301458
Also, Luka.
I got all the shit I want from the winter tokens.
bb88c5 No.2301459
>>2301458
im only up to 500 of 1800
a8191c No.2301460
>>2301456
>you come first, need to learn not to base your happiness on others.
humans are naturally social though, how do we gain happiness without basing it off other people?
677d3d No.2301461
>>2301459
That's not much. I think I got a total of 650 so far. But I'll use the rest on chests.
14e25e No.2301462
>>2301454
I don't know. Potat-hoes.
3d758a No.2301463
>>2301460
I just want people to like me and then cuddle me.
f91856 No.2301464
>>2301456
Okie dokie. I may get a tattoo one day. I'm scared of piercings to be honest.
3d758a No.2301465
bb88c5 No.2301466
>>2301461
my pass give me a daily 20
677d3d No.2301468
Would be really easy to get sepsis from an anal piercing that's new I would think.
>>2301466
Can you even get everything on it?
a8191c No.2301469
>>2301463
i just want friends that i can be myself around
bb88c5 No.2301470
>>2301468
maybe? but i have been only playing a few games a day
but i think if i played all day and won most of my games i could prolly earn 100+ coins daily
677d3d No.2301471
>>2301470
Absolute trudgery.
f91856 No.2301472
>>2301462
What a shit kicker.
Master potato groomer right there.
I bet his farming level is 100.
14e25e No.2301473
>>2301468
almost would want to cover it in vaseline to keep it sealed. That's what I was supposed to do with the biopsy on my foot.
14e25e No.2301474
>>2301472
i bet he's horrible at that farm game on facebook a few years back though
677d3d No.2301475
>>2301473
Mandy, please. What must you post these?
677d3d No.2301476
14e25e No.2301477
>>2301476
Yep. i'm the one that posts the craziest of webm's.
It was intriguing kind of, to see people get funky piercings or tattoos in places that most people would never want to.
f91856 No.2301479
>>2301474
oh fuck, farmville, I forgot that was a thing. Pay2win wasn't it? That is, if you did win at a farming simulator.
14e25e No.2301480
>>2301479
I remember when tons of people played it. Half of everywhere you went people were playing it.
f91856 No.2301481
>>2301480
Yeah, I didn't see much of farmville, I saw my relatives played this murder mystery game I forgot the name of.
2f13fd No.2301482
>tfw you will never plunge your hefty meaty cock inside Luka
3d758a No.2301483
>>2301469
They're few and far between.
14e25e No.2301484
>>2301481
I guess whatever is popular at the time. Unless of course people just refer stuff they like to other people.
2f13fd No.2301485
>>2301483
im sorry for lowering you mood
-huggle-
please feel better soon
3d758a No.2301486
>>2301485
I do feel better now. I had someone talk to me logically for once and it broke the cycle.
And then I smonked too so that helps the mood. This only happens like once a month so I'll be okay -hugs-
f91856 No.2301487
Is it time for a SCANNER thread?
6cc463 No.2301488
i want blood chan to cut my face, lick off the blood, and tongue kiss me with the blood getting all over our mouths
3d758a No.2301489
3d758a No.2301490
jk boners don't happen lol
f91856 No.2301491
>>2301484
Yeah, I remember the fun game of the year was Runescape. I remember mining all day for coal just to get money.
2f13fd No.2301492
>>2301486
im so happy for you, please keep talking to that person! They seem nice...
Ohh what do you smoke? I wanna get wasted lol
>>2301487
I think so :/
>>2301488
Noooo you're a girl, it wouldn't feel right
I want to do it to Erio, but he'll get mad...
3d758a No.2301493
>>2301492
idk I just buy shake off of a coworker on the cheap. Last time it was blueberry something or other. I don't really care about the names anymore.
f91856 No.2301495
HAHA, I MADE A LOVELY NEW THREAD.
GLORIOUS, ISN'T HE?~~~
>>2301494
>>2301494
>>2301494
>>2301494
>>2301494