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687aa3 No.2301494
Ultra rare SCANNER thread.
==WELCOME TO /SCANIMUS/== edition.
Get your poisons and rev up the crazy.
Better hide your toys from the boys.
I'm hyping myself up so hard, I'm vibrating through walls.
Booze is food, guns are fun,
YOU'RE NOW IN /SCANIMUS/, MY SON
568d9d No.2301496
47e6b1 No.2301497
I want bloodsy to infect me with space STDs
687aa3 No.2301498
HAHA, IT BEGINS ALREADY.
GET KRUNK, GET DIZZY.
I BRING PORTENTS OF POTENT PRATTLING.
I HURRIEDLY HERALD THE OMNIPOTENT OMENS OF MY PEOPLE.
687aa3 No.2301499
>>2301497
I see you!
You only post one post and then disappear!
Are you a leprechaun? Will I get gold if I catch you sleeping?
47e6b1 No.2301500
>>2301499
Dullahan, actually.
687aa3 No.2301501
>>2301500
Holy shit you replied! I didn't expect this.
Dullahans are second best monster girls.
Slimes are first.
I'd fight anyone over this.
687aa3 No.2301502
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Ok, so you're a boss in a videogame, what would be your theme and what would be your location?
I'd go for an abandoned warehouse and this would be my theme, not sure if anyone would agree with me. We could compare and contrast and choose themes for each other if you wish.
a709bb No.2301503
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bump...
568d9d No.2301504
A dark alley and the battle song would be Attack of the 60ft Lesbian Octopus
687aa3 No.2301507
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>>2301503
I see your d20 nerd, and raise you a nat 20!
>>2301505
Oh fuck, I do have Does it offend you yeah? on my ipod. Weird science is one of my favourite tracks.
568d9d No.2301509
bf2f48 No.2301510
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>>2301502
The heart of an ancient, derelict research station orbiting a black hole and this music.
687aa3 No.2301511
>>2301508
Pretty fucking good. I got a roof over my head, some support workers checking in on my mental state and signing me up to different courses, I got my cider, I got my tobacco, life is great.
687aa3 No.2301512
>>2301510
Shit, now I wanna fight you just to see this go down.
568d9d No.2301513
I wanna fight Sabs just to get beat up by Sabs.
c158a6 No.2301514
>>2301509
Don't be stupid, have you ever seen a weeb Russian?
>>2301511
What sort of things are the courses on?
I wouldn't drink all the time, its bad for your mental state.
Still doing you blog?
568d9d No.2301515
>>2301514
I've never seen a russian
bf2f48 No.2301516
>>2301512
I wish I had the patience and attention span to teach myself to draw. I'm picturing an enormous robotic sentinel with countless arms and spindles being challenged by a party of teeny tiny people in mechs.
>>2301513
♥
568d9d No.2301517
daf3b9 No.2301518
>>2301502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM
This Takyon remix. Seems like a beat you can fight a boss to.
Not a clue where I'd be.
568d9d No.2301519
wait sabs, isn't that the last matrix movie?
bf2f48 No.2301520
>>2301519
Is it?!
I have brought shame upon myself and my family. :(
c158a6 No.2301521
>>2301515
Well I have never seen a Russian dressed up like Hatsune Miku strolling down the street. Though that's probably because people would think they are gay. It makes a lot of sense now.
You must have seen someone who's Russian, you can tell because when we speak we use these characters:
А, Б, В, Г, Д, Е, Ё, Ж, З, И, Й, К, Л, М, Н, О, П, Р, С, Т, У, Ф, Х, Ц, Ч, Ш, Щ, Ъ, Ы, Ь, Э, Ю, Я
daf3b9 No.2301522
>>2301521
Heh
The gays are illegal there
>>2301520
That's not quite how it happened in Matrix 3.
Which is a movie that never happened, of course.
687aa3 No.2301523
>>2301514
Ain't still doing my blog, might do one for New Year's, I got fuck all to write about though.
I'm doing courses on Teacher Training and I'm doing an Information Technology Qualification.
>>2301516
Sounds fucking rad. I too have no patience or attentionspan, so when I do have something that grabs my attention, it fills up my life.
>>2301518
Mah nigger, I fucking love this remix, makes me wanna REMOVE KEBAB
568d9d No.2301524
>>2301520
Nuuu don't sudoku urself x_x
>>2301521
how does one tell which characters are being orated?
a709bb No.2301525
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>>2301507
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daf3b9 No.2301526
>>2301523
Honestly it's better with the vocals, but on a game soundtrack you'd probably need to take the vocals out. Else the music might get distracting.
687aa3 No.2301527
I never saw a Jew.
I saw a furry playing a pinball machine in Gamescon. Why did I see that shit before seeing some OY Vey?
687aa3 No.2301528
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>>2301525
Fuck these dice. They're cursed.
568d9d No.2301529
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568d9d No.2301530
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yup, cursed.
daf3b9 No.2301531
>>2301527
You didn't see someone you KNEW was a jew.
That doesn't mean you haven't seen any jews.
bf2f48 No.2301532
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>>2301522
>Which is a movie that never happened, of course.
Wwwwwwwwink!
>>2301523
The irony is that my brother is a very gifted artist. It skipped a sibling. :P
>>2301524
Actually, I kinda wanna change my answer. I'd be a mysterious lady samurai in a quiet, snowy forest. This would be the battle music.
a709bb No.2301533
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>>2301528
u got a 1
568d9d No.2301534
>>2301532
It's really attractive that you listen to Wu-Tang.
c158a6 No.2301535
>>2301522
I don't know much about the law, if I did I probably would spend more time out of prison.
They could be illegal. I know a lot of people hate them.
>>2301523
If you don't have anything to write about there is no point.
That sounds good. I wish I could be qualified in something. Sounds like your life is coming together.
>>2301524
What do you mean? You just look at what the person is saying.
bf2f48 No.2301536
>>2301534
That's some straight-up Wu-Tang, Scooby Gang, funky-ass thang I be droppin' on you.
568d9d No.2301537
>>2301535
I meant irl though. I don't have subtitles, you fucking weeb.
25e350 No.2301538
I'm so tired my body aches
Doo da
Doo da
568d9d No.2301539
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>>2301536
wew
break ya neck
daf3b9 No.2301540
>>2301538
I'll bet my money on the bobtail nag, somebody bet on the bay.
(I watched Blazing Saddles just today. Topical)
687aa3 No.2301541
>>2301533
And you nearly got a nat20.
These dice hate me. And they hate Maddy too.
>>2301531
Oh yeah, now you put it that way. But I definetly seen a furry playing a pinball machine.
687aa3 No.2301542
>>2301535
It is, but I'm not sure if I want to get into being a teacher's assisstant. It's a nice qualification though.
bf2f48 No.2301543
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>>2301538
You should eat a few pancakes
All the doodah daaaaaaay
Seriously though, I'm sorry to hear that. Work?
>>2301539
>all them yummy chocolate thighs starting at 2:00 ♥
Maddie, I had this childhood gem stuck in my head for, like, two weeks! So smooth and nostalgic.
568d9d No.2301544
>>2301543
oh snap. this is the good stuff right here bb
u puttin the slow jams on me?
568d9d No.2301545
i wanna take a drive and bump this now lol
c158a6 No.2301546
>>2301537
You don't have subtitles on IRL? How do you understand what people are saying if they're using another language.
>>2301538
Have you been doing an activity to take your mind off the fact that you're slowly dying?
>>2301542
What do you wanna do?
25e350 No.2301547
>>2301540
I've never watched it. Will do someday.
>>2301543
Work, and then warehouse work with my dad straighr from there. 12.5ish hour day total. I'm tired.
bf2f48 No.2301548
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>>2301545
Yeah! It's such a great cruising song.
>>2301544
Light some candles and pour the bubbles in the bath, bb.
>>2301547
Holy crap, Bep. I knew you were gonna be workin' hard, but please don't kill yourself. :(
25e350 No.2301549
>>2301548
It's not so bad. You've done worse. Plus if I work hard enough my body will become toned and spritely and I'll be a sweaty cutie.
687aa3 No.2301550
>>2301546
Want me to be honest?
I was happy working in a toy shop, pricing up goods and working the tills.
bf2f48 No.2301554
>>2301549
>I'll be a sweaty cutie
As yummy as that sounds, just try not to hurt yourself or wear yourself out. ♥
bf2f48 No.2301555
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I've fallen into a 90's hip-hop hole. Halp.
c158a6 No.2301556
>>2301550
If that's what you want to do that's fine.
I keep telling myself I'll get a real job, but then I go out again back on my bullshit to make some money.
25e350 No.2301558
>>2301554
I'm good. I'll be fine. I know I'm skinny but I've done this kind of work and my body is still good and muscular in the right areas. You should see my back sometime. It's ripped. So. I can take it.
c158a6 No.2301559
I need to go, my boss needs me.
fe9bb7 No.2301561
I'm awake but it's still early
687aa3 No.2301562
>>2301556
Getting a shit job is easy. Not that I would say you should get a shit job.
Do you have any career;s advice in your country?
760fe1 No.2301563
*clink clink*
AHEM
Gather around! The /animus/ 2018 Badge Awards results are about to get posted.
687aa3 No.2301564
>>2301557
Fucking love this song.
Listened to it at my mate's Zeb. Those were some times, drinking cheap lager in a dying, decrepit pub which time forgot.
687aa3 No.2301566
>>2301563
Ok boyo, I'll try and finish my cider can before you post.
25e350 No.2301568
>>2301560
Girls love the back
602327 No.2301569
>>2301563
i couldn't care since i won't be receiving any
c087c5 No.2301570
>>2301564
classic
and
>
>>2301564
I love 90's stuff. Especially about the first 7 years of it.
760fe1 No.2301571
First off, thanks to everyone who voted! We received 38 votes, and considering there's 80 different people, that means half of our history voted!
And also, some appreciation. Let's hear some clapping for Scanner, who came up with the idea, and Neziwi, who came up with the badges. Let's not forget Test, who graciously stickied the voting thread. Let's all keep that in mind during the (inevitable) upcoming elections.
Now for the awards...!
The nominess for Most Kawaii are...!
>Wish
>Luka
>Squash
>Bard
>Smiles
daf3b9 No.2301572
>>2301569
Sore loser badge for you.
25e350 No.2301573
He's going to spam the thread with this now?
daf3b9 No.2301574
I vote the results get posted in the stickied thread instead, yes.
4f6198 No.2301575
squash and smiles were nominated for most kawaii?
is that ironic? :s
687aa3 No.2301577
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>>2301570
This is one of the songs Zeb posted to me, I hope you like it as much as I have. Not sure if it's 90s.
daf3b9 No.2301578
>>2301575
Are the other three really more deserving
4f6198 No.2301583
>>2301578
bard is at least 🤔
luka and wish less so but they’re at least more fitting than squash and smiles
602327 No.2301585
>>2301572
can it be a Butthurt (tm) badge?
daf3b9 No.2301586
Did two people just vote for Darwin in every category or some shit?
ad6617 No.2301589
>>2301532
you would be a onnabugeisha
bf2f48 No.2301591
>>2301589
>The most popular weapon-of-choice of onna-bugeisha is the naginata, which is a versatile, conventional polearm with a curved blade at the tip. The weapon is mainly favored for its length, which can compensate for the strength and body size advantage of male opponents.
Just how I picture it.
Thank you! ♥
4f6198 No.2301593
i was nominated :s
for anger poster :s
i don’t get any of this
760fe1 No.2301595
>>2301593
you will be able to verify the results by the end
687aa3 No.2301596
>>2301532
Yeah, my sister is the golden child of the family. Got a first in psychology, she applied herself whilst I was gobbling up drugs and sinking time into videogames.
At least I don't have to wipe old people's asses, lol.
daf3b9 No.2301611
Isn't the British anon just Kamuu?
daf3b9 No.2301612
>>2301585
Then we'd all have to wear one.
02599d No.2301614
The true badge are all the friends we made along the way
602327 No.2301616
>>2301593
you do get rage sometimes
like when i mentioned your stovetop needed some cleaning
daf3b9 No.2301617
>>2301593
I assume people were thinking of the time you beat a guy for his loud music.
7bd8f6 No.2301618
>>2301616
garbage firehazard stovetop inc
687aa3 No.2301620
>>2301617
Oh shit jesus, that's a fucking flashback and a half, forgot Erin did that.
bf2f48 No.2301621
WHO NOMINATED ME FOR ANGER POSTER? HUH? WHO?!
I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!
02599d No.2301624
760fe1 No.2301625
nezi, you got votes in five categories
and only one of them was pedophile poster
687aa3 No.2301626
>>2301624
Yeah, just thought 'I got an image like that, and plus having friends is gay!'
02599d No.2301627
02599d No.2301630
4f6198 No.2301631
>>2301616
oh, i’m sorry
i don’t remember at all, was i drunk?
>>2301617
oh right yeah. i was drunk, i am pretty angry and violent when i’m drunk
02599d No.2301632
bf2f48 No.2301633
>>2301628
I'd stab someone in self-defense.
Or if they smacked their gum.
02599d No.2301634
I’d stab Sabrina in the dick for some gummy bears
daf3b9 No.2301635
>>2301633
I hate when people say "Mmm" while eating. Or just eating noises in general honestly.
>>2301634
I'd sell your soul to Satan for a corn chip.
c087c5 No.2301636
>>2301630
with which part? I'm sure you'd disagree with some parts.
>>2301633
You stabbed me as a warning before!
602327 No.2301637
>>2301631
who knows?
you called me a 'silver spoon faggot who has never worked for anything in his life' after I suggested cleaning it
4f6198 No.2301639
>>2301637
that sounds drunk. i’m so sorry.
bf2f48 No.2301640
Too bad there wasn't a "Sweetest Sweetie" award. I would have nominated Fortune.
>>2301634
How'd you learn about my gash stash?!
>>2301635
Yuuuuuussss! So gross! I don't even like hearing myself chew.
>>2301636
I'm sorry. ^o^
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02599d No.2301642
>>2301640
I haxxxed ur taco restaurant
c087c5 No.2301643
>>2301640
oh well
>>2301641
I don't know. some people think that someone on the list would stab someone quicker than shown on the list.
b2a921 No.2301644
Two-handed sword is full pain
687aa3 No.2301645
I'm off to bed, can't drink my ciders, gonna put them in the fridge. I do love my sleep. Smell you later.
b2a921 No.2301646
760fe1 No.2301649
1e6655 No.2301650
Someone say something entertaining.
02599d No.2301652
>>2301650
Something entertaining
nekonis a nigger
0930b4 No.2301653
>>2301650
I was having lunch with my friend a few months ago and a creepy looking guy walked by the deli window.
My friend took a sip of his Dr. Pepper, then quietly said, "That's the kinda guy who's been cock blocked by an AMBER alert."
I shot sweet tea out of my nose.
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1e6655 No.2301655
>>2301653
That wasn't as entertaining to read as it probably was for you while living it.
>>2301651
I can't help but imagine that guy punching his dick over and over until it's nothing but a bloody pulp.
>>2301652
Now THAT'S epic. Epic from EPIC games.
02599d No.2301658
>>2301656
Isn’t that just the usual post happy hour feeling?
48c978 No.2301659
>>2301650
Digimon is fucking trash
1e6655 No.2301660
>>2301659
It wouldn't be if they had me working on it.
0930b4 No.2301661
>>2301658
I dunno, but I could go for a champagne margarita.
826a77 No.2301662
>>2301659
I can't believe you're still using that name.
0930b4 No.2301664
>>2301663
I just tried one last week! It's a big fishbowl margarita with a little bottle of champagne turned upside down in it. You're s'posed to pull the bottle out to release the champagne as you take a BIG first sip. It's neat.
02599d No.2301665
>>2301664
Sounds like something from The Great Gatsby. I wouldn’t mind a Hennessy and Ginger ale tbh.
0930b4 No.2301666
>>2301665
Scoooooooooooot!
Cutey kitty!
>Hennessy and Ginger ale
I've never tried that. In fact...I'm not sure I've ever had Hennessy.
877c66 No.2301667
>>2301561
i'm early but it's still awake
877c66 No.2301668
02599d No.2301669
>>2301666
Its brandy/cognac. They’re marketing it hard atm via rap/trap/pop media for a younger audience. J just like a big ol’ brandy now and then.
With ginger ale its such a giblet warmer.
>winston
He was doing a “mew”
1e6655 No.2301670
>>2301668
That was too entertaining
0930b4 No.2301671
>>2301669
His eyes are so pretty. :3
5a0018 No.2301672
They laughed at me and said I'd never win an award.
well look at me now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzV_QZODisQ
826a77 No.2301673
>>2301672
I'm so proud of you.
02599d No.2301674
>>2301671
A chomk
Golden eye chomker
5a0018 No.2301675
>>2301673
It was nothing, really.
I never had a second of doubt.
0930b4 No.2301676
>>2301674
I wanna kiss him right on the head! Mah!
02599d No.2301677
>>2301676
Such a spoiled brat
0930b4 No.2301678
>>2301677
It's his job to be a spoiled baby. You can't fault the man for doin' his job, can you?
5a0018 No.2301679
When Luka is the cutest poster
Thats gotta sting for for you cute posters
better luck next year
lmao
looks like I won two awards
get fucked
ad6617 No.2301680
>>2301679
what is a "kys master"
5a0018 No.2301681
This makes me slap my desk
Tell the rich kids to look at me now
02599d No.2301682
>>2301678
That true
Based logic
He makes a good radiator at least
826a77 No.2301683
>>2301675
You're the fukkin' best.
>>2301680
Nice flag.
I assume "kys master" means like emo as heck.
5a0018 No.2301684
>>2301680
I have no idea but I won it.
5a0018 No.2301685
>>2301683
Please don't praise me to much.
ad6617 No.2301686
>>2301683
>Nice flag.
i dont like it
its like japan but with side stripes and a stupid leaf
02599d No.2301687
826a77 No.2301689
>>2301685
You rock though.
>>2301686
Wow, I hate this post.
ad6617 No.2301690
>>2301689
yeah and i hate this flag
5a0018 No.2301691
>>2301689
you're making me uncomfortable
826a77 No.2301692
>>2301690
Ok.
>>2301691
Squirm like a snake for me.
1e6655 No.2301693
>>2301688
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Epic style.
877c66 No.2301696
>>2301693
yep going into my boomer collection
826a77 No.2301697
>>2301694
もうねる
おやすみ
>>2301695
Okie dokie
1e6655 No.2301699
>>2301696
No meme question but what the FUCK is a BOOMER. Isn't that a L4D zombie.
4f6198 No.2301700
i always try not to pee myself
5a0018 No.2301702
lmao stay mad libtards
I bet Machinae has sucked migrant dick
haha
5a0018 No.2301703
>>2301700
How often do you fail though ?
877c66 No.2301704
>>2301699
https://twitter.com/WeWuzBoomers
i don't claim to be an expert but in general boomers are anti-millennials
877c66 No.2301705
>>2301702
liberal detected
4f6198 No.2301706
>>2301703
not for a few years, i have a real small bladder but i’m home all the time so a toilet is never far
4f6198 No.2301707
>>2301704
so baby boomers?
people born after the second world was when the men came home birth rates spiked hugely
1e6655 No.2301708
>>2301704
I don't even know what is what anymore.
Still ,pretty epic tho. But not as epic as pic related.
4f6198 No.2301709
02599d No.2301710
Lol nagasaki and hiroshima 👋
48c978 No.2301711
>>2301662
It's the name you gave me~ <3
5a0018 No.2301712
>>2301705
Males are oppressors women are victims but gender is a social construct while also being a spectrum yet I was born in the wrong body so i'm going to have a sex change and i'm bisexual but I hate men yet I love gender diversity so I celebrate our differences because we're all the same but you used the wrong gender pronoun so you're a sexist bigot.
did I make myself clear ?
5a0018 No.2301713
>>2301706
I pissed myself once in 1st grade
never again though
02599d No.2301714
Remember when bans friend pepper died
5a0018 No.2301715
I tried to fuck his corpse.
4f6198 No.2301716
>>2301713
aww
i hope nobody was mean
5a0018 No.2301717
>>2301716
No one ever found out except for my gym teacher.
4f6198 No.2301718
>>2301717
i’m glad.
happens to the best of us.
877c66 No.2301719
>>2301707
something like that
don't mind me i'm just laughing at stupid shit on twitter
>>2301708
combine lunges with donkey kicks for a neat swastika workout
>>2301712
Yes, perfectly, actually
5a0018 No.2301720
>>2301718
Mostly the worst of us though.
4f6198 No.2301721
>>2301720
bad people pee themselves more? 🤔
1e6655 No.2301722
>>2301719
That Miku pic looks funky and funny. It's very hunny and I liek funny pictures, so it's no surprise I enjoy that picture greatly.
5a0018 No.2301724
>>2301721
No they probably just have some kind of health problem.
4f6198 No.2301725
>>2301724
i can't say i'm following the logic but okay
877c66 No.2301728
>>2301726
The Great Waifu Exodus
760fe1 No.2301729
5a0018 No.2301730
>>2301725
People with health problems pee themselves more
I don't think saying that sounds that crazy
>>2301727
Is shadow a boomer thing now ?
that doesn't make any sense
275f1b No.2301731
>>2301729
idk this was years ago so I'm guessing the great great great great great grandfather of what these threads currently are
4f6198 No.2301732
>>2301730
OH
not bad like morally bad
just in worse condition
gotcha
877c66 No.2301733
>>2301730
i guess minions aren't as popular as they used to be
5a0018 No.2301734
>>2301732
Like old people and shit, yeah.
>>2301733
I don't understand the jump though.
4f6198 No.2301737
lmao there is a wikipedia article for resting bitch face
it has been studied
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resting_bitch_face
275f1b No.2301738
This is how tripfag circlejerks used to be, ah the memories
5a0018 No.2301739
I've been told I have a resting bitch face.
4f6198 No.2301743
the studies said you are likely to have a stronger sense of self awareness and better skills to communicate, but that people are also likely to find you untrustworthy
5a0018 No.2301744
>>2301740
From shadow to minion.
5a0018 No.2301745
or minion to shadow I guess
4f6198 No.2301746
>>2301742
that's not really resting bitch face
more resting sadface
5a0018 No.2301747
>>2301746
I got a sad boy hat.
5a0018 No.2301748
*blocks your path*
Give me all your lunch money
275f1b No.2301750
>mfw a bunch of teenage bois posting in animus
wat
5a0018 No.2301751
>>2301749
Its pretty cute I know
877c66 No.2301752
>>2301744
Uh can you refrain from using my picture
thanks
5a0018 No.2301753
You guys should put my hair on stuff
5a0018 No.2301754
>>2301752
yeah okay
but thats badfox
275f1b No.2301755
>>2301754
I know the image says badfox, but I knew Maki Badfox, and that is not Maki Badfox
5a0018 No.2301757
>>2301755
He just got a new haircut.
>>2301756
Erio got more than half of the votes lmao
c087c5 No.2301758
>>2301757
someone use a spambot or is erio kamuu'ing?
4f6198 No.2301759
where is grim these days
i been posting daily again for a few days now and he not been here
5a0018 No.2301760
>>2301758
I guess Erio is just the cyber king.
5a0018 No.2301761
>>2301759
He doesn't really come around that often anymore.
4f6198 No.2301762
erio got me in so much trouble with my ex once by raping me on steam
like the kinda trouble where she said nothing for days, just cried, then it all came out
she thought i was cheating on her online caise erio is a filthy lil lewd rapist
>>2301761
huh
ad6617 No.2301764
>>2301762
sounds like an interesting story
5a0018 No.2301765
>>2301762
He is currently trying to online rape me.
b48c7a No.2301766
Erin RP'd all the way through it and then said it was rape
5a0018 No.2301768
You can really tell I voted for myself on that.
4f6198 No.2301769
who the fuck voted for me
why was i a part of any of this i hadn't been here in like 2 years
760fe1 No.2301772
>>2301766
hahahaha this is great
ad6617 No.2301774
>>2301766
thats impressive for how quick you made it
can i have the background image
4f6198 No.2301776
>>2301775
lmao
love this lil retard
5a0018 No.2301777
>>2301776
I thought you would like it.
4f6198 No.2301778
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>>2301777
for real he 10/10
b48c7a No.2301779
>>2301767
You could have just not done the cybersex
But you RP'd along with it the whole way through and swallowed my cummies, it was hot and you were kawaii, I came IRL
U deserve that vote you got
>>2301768
It could have been Goggles for all we knew
Maybe Goggles misses your e-dick
>>2301772
Thanks gurl
>>2301774
Yeah I should really start putting my creativity to use to make money more instead of just dropshipping like some kind of Bebop
Do u want it in pink or the original black
5a0018 No.2301780
>>2301779
I bet he does.
I have to leave now for a few hours
bye
4f6198 No.2301781
>>2301779
you get off irl on erp?
huh
good for you i guess
ad6617 No.2301783
>>2301779
dropshipping like a bebop?
>Do u want it in pink or the original black
both
b48c7a No.2301784
Someone once said "whosoever delights in solitude is either a wild beast or a god"
He was wrong, because I'm both
>>2301780
Bye sweetie
>>2301781
I told you I did at the time; you said it was a big part of what made her mad :3
But yeah I'm high T and can get off to lots of things, especially things that involve such a cute dickgirl
4f6198 No.2301786
>>2301784
oh, sorry, my long term memory is super super bad
well uh
congratz, lol :3
ad6617 No.2301787
>>2301785
that looked better behind cover
4f6198 No.2301788
i wish i was asleeeeeep
but my sleeping is super fuuuuucked
and winder daylight hours are not helping it get back on track
826a77 No.2301789
>sneezing-anime-girls-masterpost
826a77 No.2301795
>>2301794
Because I'm sleepy?
826a77 No.2301799
>>2301798
No I did that already today.
ad6617 No.2301800
>>2301799
thats not what i meant
48c978 No.2301801
fucking lol that south park episode about amazon is so lolz
826a77 No.2301802
>>2301800
It's near Christmas, so we're not doing much at work.
>>2301801
Haha lol
6addc5 No.2301804
Some people say a man is made outta mud...
48c978 No.2301806
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>>2301804
A poor mans made outta muscle and blood
826a77 No.2301808
>>2301807
Yeah, Akebono is pretty cute.
826a77 No.2301812
>>2301811
The biggest idiot of all
760fe1 No.2301816
>4chan is down
hyperventilating
c6c500 No.2301820
>>2301816
PoE too
It's a nightmare tbh :(
826a77 No.2301821
>>2301818
Oh, yeah. That's what I said.
826a77 No.2301822
>>2301820
Hope it's down forever
cd8f89 No.2301823
c6c500 No.2301824
>>2301822
Why, you don't even play it :c
>>2301823
I think I saved it last Christmas..
826a77 No.2301826
>>2301824
It steals all your time from me...
Also check your phone.
826a77 No.2301827
>>2301825
Aaa, I don't wanna get up
7b3c8d No.2301828
>>2301827
you will like it trust me
7b3c8d No.2301835
>>2301834
because i am stupid?
cd8f89 No.2301837
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cd8f89 No.2301840
>>2301838
Thanks. I put a lot of effort into selecting it
826a77 No.2301843
>>2301842
Because I said so
cee08e No.2301845
i'm doing one of those black face masks that you peel off, i took a picture of it and said "whip me daddy" to my friend.
am i racist?
7b3c8d No.2301847
>>2301845
people use those masks all the time here
>>2301846
いいえ、あなたは
7b3c8d No.2301848
well thats an exaggeration but i mean it isnt taboo
48c978 No.2301849
Hi cooki
let's do lewd stuff on your yellow chair
cee08e No.2301850
>>2301847
ok good because i love using them, but I always rip all my skin off with it and it hurts
>>2301849
sure sounds fun ;)
48c978 No.2301851
>>2301850
lol how ya been man?
How's school?
cee08e No.2301852
>>2301851
sucky that's for sure.
I'm on winter break tho so it's good now.
but bad because I'm unemployed and not making ANY money, lowkey only have $25 in my bank account so I'm trying to find ways to make money quick..
9250dc No.2301853
Did our jap anon get bored and leave? Someone update me on that.
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9250dc No.2301856
>>2301854
>>2301855
why is he american now
48c978 No.2301857
>>2301852
lol yeah finals were over like last week or this week for most ppl out here
Yeah that always sucks man
Are you trying to buy christmas gifts or just wanna go out and have fun? lol
48c978 No.2301858
>>2301856
That was me you dumb nigger
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b9e5b4 No.2301861
>>2301856
You're thinking of the wrong moonrunes.
48c978 No.2301862
Quien supiera que el argentino es güero lmao
cee08e No.2301863
>>2301857
Christmas gifts, i spent ALL my money on them..
oh well.
gonna go be a stripper now soon as i find a place that'll hire someone that's not 21.
9250dc No.2301864
>>2301858
Hi Soto
>>2301860
>>2301861
Oh he's question mark.
Stupid fucking japs invading our image board, this is why we should have been a furry cocks posting community and not a little anime girls posting community.
760fe1 No.2301866
>>2301862
what does guero mean?
>>2301864
>we should have been a furry cocks posting community and not a little anime girls posting community.
this is my manifesto
9250dc No.2301867
>>2301865
Fine
>>2301866
come on, get squash, we'll dig up moog's old dead body from somewhere, i don't know how many other furfags still post here actually, might be pretty lonely
48c978 No.2301868
>>2301863
How many did ya end up getting?
and whatcha get?
I got everyone a nice shirt/blouse and some socks since new socks are always nice
Just be my personal stripper lmao
>>2301864
Whats up BD long time no see
>>2301866
Blonde
760fe1 No.2301869
>>2301867
Clint, chaplain and alastor
You might have a point
826a77 No.2301870
YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME BACK ;;
760fe1 No.2301871
>>2301868
Sadly I'm not that white, but I'm considering dyeing it red.
f898b9 No.2301872
48c978 No.2301873
YEAH GO CRY TO YOUR JAPANESE WHORE
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826a77 No.2301876
>>2301872
Soto
>>2301873
Change it to おしっこ飲めたい
48c978 No.2301877
>>2301876
That's your name
f898b9 No.2301878
>>2301876
i still have it on my laptop anyways
cee08e No.2301879
>>2301868
everyone got 3 from me. all girly crap and one dildo
48c978 No.2301880
>>2301879
>all girly crap and one dildo
jfc lol
Who were you gifting it to?
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7bd8f6 No.2301883
soto how do you feel that you didn't get the pedo award?
b9e5b4 No.2301884
>Didn't get the alcoholic one
Damn.
7bd8f6 No.2301885
>>2301884
gotta try harder dude
i believe in you
b9e5b4 No.2301886
>>2301885
He cheats by doing cocaine though.
826a77 No.2301887
>>2301882
Oh hey Ban, what's up?
48c978 No.2301888
>>2301883
LMAO
WHO WON THEN WTF
What did I win
link to awards pls
>>2301887
Hey wish send me a pic of your hair pls
I need it for something
7bd8f6 No.2301889
>>2301886
shit... you right.
7bd8f6 No.2301892
>>2301888
it's the pinned thread
i don't know if you won anything actually.
826a77 No.2301893
>>2301891
Tell me what you plan on doing with it, first.
f898b9 No.2301894
wish send me a pic of your hair
c087c5 No.2301895
826a77 No.2301896
>>2301894
Uhhhhhh
>>2301895
No, I'm Wish!
48c978 No.2301897
>>2301893
Jeez, what do you think Im going to do with it
Fucking perv
c087c5 No.2301899
>>2301896
Well the * was a correction to your post. Of course you are!
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826a77 No.2301901
>>2301897
Photoshop it into a meme or something.
>>2301898
W..Why?
>>2301899
No you!
c087c5 No.2301903
>>2301879
You'll have to camgirl in thread for people for free to make money and such.
>>2301901
But you just said you are.
826a77 No.2301904
>>2301902
What don't you understand?
826a77 No.2301905
>>2301903
Nuh-uh, that wasn't me.
f898b9 No.2301907
>>2301904
なんでもない
>>2301903
what site is that
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826a77 No.2301909
>>2301906
:)
>>2301907
なにそれ
>what site is that
MLPchan
f898b9 No.2301910
>>2301909
「なにそれ」が?
>MLPchan
なんだが
c087c5 No.2301911
>>2301908
I believe Mandy always needs some good redhead pics to post.
>>2301907
Yep. this >>2301909
with the qualifier that ponychan took over for mlpchan and it became ponychan thereafter.
826a77 No.2301912
>>2301910
You're confusing me!
>なんだが
Some chan that Darwin and some other ponyfags would post on.
I'd go there to cute post at Darwin and troll idiots.
f898b9 No.2301913
>>2301912
i think we both are
>I'd go there to cute post at Darwin and troll idiots.
いい子
826a77 No.2301918
>>2301917
Your 「わかんない」 was an "I dunno" about me asking why you wanted a picture of my hair.
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5a0018 No.2301924
Tell the rich kids to look at me now.
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