b3d704 No.2298772
is there an elf that doesnt?
a01ca9 No.2298773
>>2298772
Doesn't what?
Regardless: Probably not.
ae6119 No.2298774
a01ca9 No.2298777
>>2298775
Can't say any elf girls immediately come to mind, I know there's been a few.
b3d704 No.2298778
>>2298777
well boys are > girls tbh
3686dc No.2298779
>>2298778
You have something backwards
ae6119 No.2298780
that twitch streamer's wife had it coming.
a01ca9 No.2298781
>>2298778
I do not share that opinion and that's why I limited it to elf girls.
ae6119 No.2298782
boys are objectively better than girls.
b40186 No.2298783
>>2298778
Oh look it's the UK saying they're gay again what a shock
b3d704 No.2298785
>>2298779
>>2298781
see >>2298782
>>2298783
have you seen the state of women here? if youre not at least a little bi youve got my pity
a01ca9 No.2298786
>>2298785
I saw it.
I disagreed.
b3d704 No.2298787
>>2298786
aah well, maybe we can meet somewhere in the middle on this
e45a49 No.2298788
>>2298781
I read that.
Sadly it's really short. More a funny concept than an actual story. Sucks because the characters are kinda funny despite being walking tropes.
a01ca9 No.2298789
>>2298788
I haven't read it, though I think it was Muu who did.
I just enjoyed the pic, and then called it Animus.jpg
>>2298787
Which middle would that be?
Boyish girls, Girlish boys, not-quite-either, genderbend...?
8cd29e No.2298790
>>2298789
>>2298788
You can always watch Mahou Shoujo Ore.
b3d704 No.2298791
a01ca9 No.2298792
>>2298790
Nahh. No thanks. I'm not really interested in the genre.
Maybe because someone made me watch Kampfer as one of my first anime...
a01ca9 No.2298793
>>2298791
I mean, tomboys are fine, but they wouldn't be if they weren't girls, you know?
I'm just not in the "the dick makes it better" camp.
aaaf16 No.2298794
Morning, what's good everyone?
e8ee58 No.2298795
>>2298794
what made you come by here more often again?
a01ca9 No.2298796
>>2298794
A new gamemode in a poor game.
It's pretty funny.
How you?
aaaf16 No.2298797
>>2298795
I guess I'm just feeling more social lately and my work schedule has been more lenient lately.
>>2298796
Doing good, recovering from drinking last night with co-workers. Work last night was really good! How are you?
e8ee58 No.2298798
>>2298797
Isn't one supposed to be social... outside?
a01ca9 No.2298799
>>2298797
Decently well, which is a nice change of pace from the past month.
Fun night?
aaaf16 No.2298800
>>2298798
I mean, I am with my coworkers, but it's also nice to reconnect with y'all. The threads and the people in them were a part of my life for quite a few years.
>>2298799
We all went out to the BullDog and then Waffle House; one of my coworkers stole the ugliest Christmas elf from the waffle house.
a01ca9 No.2298801
>>2298800
What'd they do with it?
aaaf16 No.2298802
>>2298801
I don't know, I think he's going to return it.
aaaf16 No.2298806
>>2298805
Nothing much, have work in a few hours and looking to kill some time. How have you been?
acfac3 No.2298807
>>2298806
I live. About as far as it goes.
Been binging Smash.
aaaf16 No.2298808
>>2298807
That's cool man. I really haven't been able to get into any games lately. I may try picking up ESO again or something.
229a74 No.2298811
>>2298808
Path of Exile...
aaaf16 No.2298813
>>2298811
I tried it, and even though it looks like a fun game I just don't feel that it falls into what I like.
>>2298812
Yeah, I've considered pulling out the emulator, but I'm just chilling for now.
acfac3 No.2298814
>>2298813
Want to buy my collection?
Only 800 bucks.
aaaf16 No.2298815
>>2298814
Have fun with that. I'm sure you could fetch something on ebay though.
6be94b No.2298818
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IT'S FUCKEN FRIDAY
Time to get drunk.
I got a bottle of spiced rum, two bottles of coke and a lot of pent up energy.
We might seen that rare ==SCANIMUS== shitposting in the making.
6be94b No.2298819
3ddec0 No.2298820
6be94b No.2298821
>>2298820
Whoops, I got red mixed up with read.
I'm retarded.
229a74 No.2298822
It has to be on a new line..
6be94b No.2298823
>>2298822
Oh well, now I know. Better go easy on them sips.
6be94b No.2298824
 | Rolled 12 (1d20) |
We're gonna play a game.
It's called 'Purple Aki is gonna get you'.
Purple Aki has appeared in the thread, it is up to you to roll a d20 to see if you escape his wrath.
Nat 1: Purple Aki rapes you, not even using lube.
2-4: Purple Aki jumps on your back and demands you to squat him.
5-8: Aki gropes your muscles. He comments on how big you are and if you lift.
9-15: You have a chance to escape from Purple Aki, but you must run for your life.
16-19: Your muscles do not attract Purple Aki, he is disinterested in you. You might be a weak boi.
Nat 20: You own a gym which Purple Aki loiters, you are protected from future gropings and rapings from him but others will feel his wrath.
6be94b No.2298825
For those who don't know, Purple Aki is a real life bogeyman, a 6 ft blackman in Northern England who loiters gyms and asks men if he could feel their muscles.
Sometimes he asks if he could get on your back and wants you to squat. He's been in jail a couple of times breaking his 'Muscle Touching' ban (Yes, he's been banned from ever touching muscles, as well as going to all gyms in the country.) and he terrifies the inmates there. Count Dankula made a video on him for more information. He's an absolute force of nature, I fucking love him.
1d3e80 No.2298826
i don’t think he ever actually raped anyone did he?
he just likes touching muscles
6be94b No.2298827
>>2298826
Nah, he hasn't. He did get done for manslaughter for chasing this kid to the train tracks and the only way he could get aweay from Aki was to run across the tracks, where then a train ran him over.
He really does like touching muscles though. What a reputation and what a life he's led. I theorised that they're just banning his existence on this country and he'll have to move to France.
acfac3 No.2298828
Akinwale Oluwafolajimi Oluwatope Arobieke is a hell of a name.
1d3e80 No.2298829
they call him purple ali cause he’s so black he looks purple
i think he claimed some racism case in court over it once
6be94b No.2298830
>>2298829
Yeah, I heard of that, but it don't make sense.
You just look more black, you don't get into a lighter shade or hue or anything.
1d3e80 No.2298831
aki*
don’t autocorrect my racist names, apple
a01ca9 No.2298832
>>2298827
>He did get done for manslaughter for chasing this kid to the train tracks and the only way he could get aweay from Aki was to run across the tracks, where then a train ran him over.
Goddamn.
Can't make that shit up.
1d3e80 No.2298833
he’s a real horror story legend in the U.K, even here in scotland heaps of us have heard of him lol
6be94b No.2298834
>>2298832
The more North of England you go, the more crazier it gets.
Scotland is full of Lovecraftian looneys.
6be94b No.2298835
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>>2298828
Sounds like an Arcane curse.
He is a muscle wizard.
1d3e80 No.2298836
in scotland we just have idiots
like ketamine kyle
or junkie dayna and starvin marvin, who actually live in my city
story about starvin marvin, when i moved out of my last house here, the council almost gave my the house opposite it, but gave me one 5 minutes away cause they could move me in a day earlier. who got the house opposite my old one, but starvin marvin.
6be94b No.2298838
>>2298836
We have this guy called Johnny Wellieman. An old eccentric who gives toffees to good children. I don't think he's homeless, he's just a bit weird and notable. He thought I was the local paperboy.
1d3e80 No.2298839
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Brian Lamont is not a grass
6be94b No.2298840
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I gotta post some evidence of this man.
>2298837
He looks a bit like Gollum.
1d3e80 No.2298841
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Starvin Marvin, Junkie Dayna, and Bullet the dog
1d3e80 No.2298842
>>2298840
LOL
oh
"what can the matter be"
i though he said "masturbate all day" lol
1d3e80 No.2298843
6be94b No.2298844
>>2298841
A wee bit chavvy he is. I wonder if Americans have notable guys like we have in the community.
>>2298843
He is very nice. He gave me biscuits one day and I was like 'GET IN'
1d3e80 No.2298845
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LOL here's the original
fucking hell 😂
6be94b No.2298846
>>2298845
Who are they talking about?
1d3e80 No.2298847
>>2298846
they're discussing whether or not brian lamont, the boy in the thumbnail, is a grass or not, lol
6be94b No.2298848
>>2298847
Googled his name for more info, got this.
>A man who told police he had a stash of bullets for an AK-47 rifle hidden in a cupboard did not think he would be charged, a court heard.
1d3e80 No.2298849
>>2298848
went to jail, done the time, came out on license 😂
6be94b No.2298851
>>2298849
What does it mean when you come out on license. And plus, you drinking tonight? I need a drinking buddy.
1d3e80 No.2298852
Angela Mullane, defending, said Lamont had not appreciated the trouble he was in.
"He was full and frank to police," she said. "However, he is not the cleverest man on the planet.
"He did not think he would have been charged and believed the police would have taken the bullets as some sort of gesture.
"Police told him he was off his head for thinking that."
1d3e80 No.2298853
>>2298851
like parole, early release with a set of conditions.
and probably not, i am not well off cashwise atm, sorry :/ got 3 beers left but i doubt my tummy will like them atm, either way that's not gonna do much
6be94b No.2298854
>>2298853
OH, so that's why they think he was a grass. Because he got early release.
Oh well, I'll drink twice as much for you then. It's nice that we're talking about notable people in the community, never knew such a subject would be brought up.
Ever had a song you wish you could download but can't find any place that does it?
Plus, have you got any plans for xmas?
1d3e80 No.2298855
>>2298854
not really, that's kinda an early 2000s problem, maybe for rarer artists tho, what you looking for?
na, my friends and parents all live up north and i can't really leave atm cause i might need to talk to my lawyers or something, so i'll probs just be chilling by myself like any other night. you?
6be94b No.2298856
>>2298855
Stunt Double - Wraparound. It was really nice and now you can never get it because it was uploaded to Myspace ages ago and found out >As a result of a server migration project, any photos, videos, and audio files you uploaded more than three years ago may no longer be available on or from Myspace. We apologize for the inconvenience. If you would like more information, please contact our Data Protection Officer at DPO@myspace.com.
I'm gonna go drinking with my mum and my sister, we're gonna have Turbo Pimms. It's a cocktail with Pimms, Cava, Gin and fruit juice. I intend to get drunk here on New Year's though.
6be94b No.2298857
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>>2298855
Another song is After You - Pulp (Soulwax Remix) only comes on Vinyl, I could rip it from youtube but I'll do it when I'm really craving it.
3686dc No.2298858
Scanner, can you print pictures of my ass?
6be94b No.2298859
>>2298858
Don't have a printer anymore.
You know how I got this name?
3686dc No.2298860
>>2298859
I don't think I've ever asked
6be94b No.2298861
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>>2298860
No one ever asked, but I'm gonna tell you anyway.
Back in 2010 before 8chan, I had a scanner/printer. I used to do doodles whilst I was bored in lectures in Uni. And back then, circlejerk threads were banned on 4chan's /b/. So I thought 'They can't ban me if I use my own drawings as an avatar, because I'm making OC' so I used my scanner to upload my drawings and used those to avatarfag.
It was around then I was into this film called 'A Scanner Darkly', and I just adopted the name. What does the SCANNER see?
1d3e80 No.2298862
>>2298856
shit, try the Gnutella network
remember Limewire? that was a Gnutella client, there are hundreds
6be94b No.2298863
>>2298862
>>2298862
Nah, fuck it, it is lost to time. What I should've done was upload the mp3 to youtube whilst I still had it and get more people into it.
3686dc No.2298864
>>2298861
I meant I had never asked but I was still interested to know, sorry
Do you have any of the scans still?
1d3e80 No.2298865
>>2298863
up to you, but Gnutella is pretty lost to time too, s'why it's good for finding shit lost to time
if it's on a box somewhere, guarentee so is a bunch of other ancient myspace era shit it's serving
6be94b No.2298866
>>2298864
Not anymore. After changing facebooks and changing computers, I don't have the original drawings.
They are lost to time. I used to use Paint and my finger on the touchpad of my laptop to draw shit too. I've made so much change personally and in my posting throughout the years. 2010 was Origins SCANNER, 2014 was Golden Age SCANNER when I used Yakui the Drug Maid as an avatar and used to drink and take shitloads of drugs, now 2018 is like the SCANNER you see now. Don't know what to call this SCANNER if I were to talk about eras or sagas.
>>2298865
Yeah, seems like too much effort. Let it die. Blame the artist for not releasing it well enough.
6be94b No.2298867
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I have a huge mug which has 'The Boss' written on it which I'm drinking my rum and coke from. Right now I poured myself a mug and I'm halfway through my bottle. Time to crank it up a notch.
Here is the accompanying videogame music I usually post. All lurkers are now loonies. I cast Crown of Madness, now you GOTTA post.
6be94b No.2298868
I'd rather just look up itunes and buy the thing.
I know you'd laugh at me for not pirating the shit but I just like to get it permanently to my account.
1d3e80 No.2298869
who is admin here now?
add this to the CSS #s-bottom-ad{display:none !important;}
#new-bottom-ads{display:none !important;}
6be94b No.2298870
>>2298869
What wizardry is that?
Is that a way to remove the ads in our board?
Maybe we should get more appropriate ads for our shit. We don't need a ToyDemon Infinity Masturbator. Our clenched fist is just as good and free.
1d3e80 No.2298871
>>2298870
yeah it blocks the ads.
2868bb No.2298873
a01ca9 No.2298874
1d3e80 No.2298875
>>2298872
well you're a shit admin aren't you
btw, if you look in the board CSS, find .thread > .files > .file p ~ a::before{
background-image: url("https://i.imgur.com/cFryzhg.png");
background-repeat:no-repeat;
height:150px;
width:150px;
position:absolute;
content: "";
margin-left:-170px;
margin-top:-30px;
}
if you uncomment that, it will put santa hats on OP images
at least on firefox. i remember it was actually exceptionally hard to find the right selector for that, and the one i found exploits firefox being very relaxed on how selectors are constructed.
acfac3 No.2298876
>>2298875
I'm not doing any of that.
6be94b No.2298877
>>2298871
We need better ads.
Not to remove them.
Something more appropriate like manga or anime or videogames or fursuits. I dunno, what does the Vox Populi say nowadays.
1d3e80 No.2298878
>>2298876
shitty lazy admin
6be94b No.2298879
>>2298876
You're admin?
I got a thing to ask you, but it may be a tall ask, can I ask you to help me with something?
6be94b No.2298881
>>2298880
Ok. I'll go about my business. Was wondering who here plays Borderlands 2. I was gonna get drunk and record the footage and give it to anyone who can edit the footage. Thought I'd ask you first to see if anyone would be into that.
6be94b No.2298883
>>2298882
Can't we have two admins?
Squash to upload the law and Erin to do all the silly stuff?
You'd be like Chuck D and Flava Flav.
acfac3 No.2298884
>>2298881
I do, but only on PS4 with my brothers. I don't like it much so I only play it 'cause they like it.
>>2298882
⭐
1d3e80 No.2298885
>>2298883
you'd have to put it to a vote, and as i understand, last time they tried to hold a vote without me writing software for it, it all went to shit, lol
1d3e80 No.2298886
fortune helped me with some logic for the voting software, maybe he can write some
a01ca9 No.2298887
>>2298886
I've not touched code in a while. I'd love to help, but don't count on results.
a01ca9 No.2298888
6be94b No.2298889
>>2298884
It's a game best played with friends. It can be very lonely to play it alone. I haven't bought the presequel but feel like I need to milk the second game for what it is worth. You think no one plays Borderlands 2 anymore? Because I'm not sure if I'd get people online. It is an old game.
>>2298885
I'd ask Raccoon. He is the one who helped me get the Awards system in place.
acfac3 No.2298890
>>2298889
The humor just.....wears on me.
1d3e80 No.2298891
>>2298887
>>2298889
up to you guys. i can't imagine there would be much interest in giving me admin access just to block ads and implement santa hats, lol
2868bb No.2298892
1d3e80 No.2298893
SQUASH SHOULD BE DOING IT HIMSELF
acfac3 No.2298894
I don't owe you people anything.
1d3e80 No.2298895
by accepting an admin position, you uh, actually do
1d3e80 No.2298897
e45a49 No.2298898
>>2298879
He is not.
You pay... no attention.
1d3e80 No.2298899
as in
journey to me and fight me
i don't want a come fight
acfac3 No.2298901
More like you can't afford to or leave your country.
6be94b No.2298902
>>2298890
Fuck the humor, it's the bants between players that are worth it. It's all about getting them guns and doing stupid shit.
>>2298891
I didn't think there would be much interest in me making a thread to get pinned for Awards Ceremony 2018 but dreams do effect reality occasionally.
6be94b No.2298903
1d3e80 No.2298904
who is?
who is responsible for blocks ads and putting on the GOD DAMN SANTA HATS
>>2298901
not right now
give it a week or two till my inheritance is in, and i still won't because who wants to be in the usa lmao
acfac3 No.2298905
It is your civic duty to put Erins projects to use, Test.
>>2298904
Don't blow it all on coke this time.
6be94b No.2298906
>>2298899
I'll fight you if there was a prize.
I'd do anything for the shits n giggles.
You'd totes win though, I'm a weak boi.
We should totes box.
1d3e80 No.2298907
>>2298905
buying some 1 bed flats to rent.
>>2298906
i don't wanna fight, i like u :(
6be94b No.2298908
>>2298907
I like you too.
I don't want a vicious fight of hatred, but a controlled fight of sportmanship.
But that sentiment you just said warmed my heart. I like u too Erin.
CHEERS
6be94b No.2298909
Coke is just an expensive cup of coffee.
I prefer MDMA.
1d3e80 No.2298910
MDMA is overly expensive. better to buy pills, good swedgers have like a gram of MDMA in them for a tenner, where it would be like £40 if you were buying it raw
acfac3 No.2298911
>>2298907
Doesn't each cell have 2 beds?
6be94b No.2298912
>>2298910
I don't mind the pills either. But I don't mind shelling out £40 to get fucked up for two nights.
I don't know anyone who sells pills though, I only seem to find the raw stuff, which I only know how to get from Birmingham, which is an £80 trip there and back. St. Helens is too small for drug crime but is the second worst in the country for knife crime.
1d3e80 No.2298914
>>2298911
wasn't joking ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
if nothing changes, i'm buying three single bedroom properties, two to let, one to live in. after all the accounts are done might be four, we'll see
6be94b No.2298915
Oh Erin, have you heard? They're discontinuing menthol tips in England. Better buy a year's worth while you can and then sell them at a profit.
1d3e80 No.2298916
>>2298912
naaaaa raw mdma is just not worth it. never goes as far as you want it to, swedge are way better value.
1d3e80 No.2298917
>>2298915
yeah i think same is happening here
c0a41f No.2298918
>>2298867
hayter's folly ambient > hayter's folly combat
fight me
6be94b No.2298919
>>2298916
Never had swedge, I know a guy who can get coke in Clockface but my mum threatened him with a gypsy curse and now I can never see him again due to the embarrassment.
I tell a lie, I think I had pills in 2014 when I was living with a drug dealer. Would love to have the same dark connections now then when I did.
>>2298917
They're never gonna legalise weed are they? They made the fucking cigarette packets black, fucking nanny state. If they're so scared for our wellbeing why are we living the EU?
It's gotten so bad that in the teaching industry they wanted to change 'risk assessment' to 'risk and benefit assessment' because too many teachers are scared of litigation and been nerfing playgrounds.
1d3e80 No.2298920
>>2298919
I haven't had any since last year, but they were REALLY good. you had to take half at a time, cause it's be guaranteed to make you vomit, and you'd want the next half for after you'd puked up the first
and yeah, idk, this is not really a fun place to be any more.
6be94b No.2298921
>>2298918
Hayter's Folly Ambient = Hayter's Folly Combat.
I will fight you over this. Just let me get a big sip.
They both compliment eachother like bras and panties. An uneasy peace in a ruthless environ, followed by a combat.
6be94b No.2298922
>>2298920
I had bumps of raw every 15 minutes. I didn't mind the vomitting, I vomit at any occasion my stomach feels a bit full. I'm borderline bulimic.
It is up to use as the children of the generation to fight against this anti-fun. Over-protection creates the greatest of rebels.
6be94b No.2298923
We are the hippies of this generation. I don't know what we are called but we deserve a name.
6be94b No.2298925
>>2298924
Which is why I stuck with Haytor's Folly. It's the only shit that stuck with me.
If you want a fight, show me your best videogame music and I'll show you mine.
1d3e80 No.2298926
Hippies Of Modern Oblique Sectionalism
6be94b No.2298927
We are the Hippies Of Modern oblique Sectionism.
Doesn't have a ring to it.
6be94b No.2298928
What is modern oblique Sectioneism?
1d3e80 No.2298929
a01ca9 No.2298930
Who even is mod/admin here nowadays?
1d3e80 No.2298931
>>2298928
oblique sectionalism i guess would be putting local interests first provided it didn't directly detract from wider interests
1d3e80 No.2298932
a01ca9 No.2298933
>>2298932
Then it didn't change since I last checked.
6be94b No.2298934
>>2298929
We are HOMOS.
Sounds to much like hummus, which may be a delicious foodstuffs but we do not equate... I need to drink more.
>>2298931
I need that shit in my DnD, thanks for giving me a classification. I'm a human cleric who worships the god of home and community.
6be94b No.2298935
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>>2298929
And I see what you did there, clever, but can you do this?
*Initiates the battle*
6be94b No.2298936
Brb. Gonna eat my meds. They make me sleepy. Fuck this. I'd rather be a drunken crazy mess.
c0a41f No.2298937
>>2298925
I have an unfair advantage here.
Let's start off light.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzghtkL11rY
6be94b No.2298938
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>>2298937
Unfair because you have the better soundtracks?
This is my light choice.
We clash our swords so we can get closer together.
6be94b No.2298939
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I pour myself another drink.
Tried to show this to my shitskin friends.
They didn't get it.
c0a41f No.2298940
>>2298938
nah, because my namesake is a band that does some video game osts
next level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T21zqklBlKQ
6be94b No.2298941
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>>2298940
My nameake is about witnessing shit.
Mmmmph, this is some good soundtrack.
This is some good battle music, what was Wild Arms like? Was it PS1? Because I would've loved to play a game with this music.
I got you, I'll see your music and raise you this gem.
6be94b No.2298943
>>2298940
Your music is better, it reminded me of Grandia but I had to go with Battle Hunter because it was a game me and my sister played together. You win this round.
6be94b No.2298944
>>2298940
What I'm saying is your shit is good.
6be94b No.2298945
>>2298942
What a lucky couple.
Who doesn't give a fuck about public appearance whilst they fuck in one of those O rides.
6be94b No.2298947
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>>2298946
I only played the Monster Hunter on DS, this is my favourite.
d0b086 No.2298948
>>2298945
I don't know if i could do it. I looks like a guy is behind them.
6be94b No.2298949
>>2298946
I played Monster Hunter on Xbox One but it didn;t really appeal to me.
6be94b No.2298950
>>2298948
The most public place that I had sexual contact with was at the back of a abandoned pub.
I had a blowjob at some fenced off area, wasn't that good, I feel sorry for the girl who sucked my dick, her knees was probably digging into concrete.
d0b086 No.2298951
>>2298950
on the side of a back road in the middle of the country, just below a big city in the winter for me. It was the only place to do it without getting caught.
Roadhead while driving was crazy.
6be94b No.2298952
>>2298951
You had roadhead? I think Elma did that shit too.
Nice to know that I sin't the only one here who had such a run in. Who are you, btw? Why haven't you picked a name?
4d86c7 No.2298953
That is an exceptionally gay gif.
6be94b No.2298954
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This is my medium choice for game music.
I do loike Kanye West.
6be94b No.2298955
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2018 SCANNER
WE BLED AND TREAD AND READ
NOW WE ARE BEYOND SUFFIXES
d0b086 No.2298956
>>2298952
mff
non-public is always nice since you don't have to worry about getting caught... and then you can do anything you want.
>>2298953
http://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/20029736#p20040503
is a so horrible of a gay gif that i wouldn't even click that link. I just saw that.
6be94b No.2298957
>>2298956
>>2298956
My former Faggot.
I'm drunk, I'm sorry if I skip amongst topics.
I got caught, and yet I still continue.
BLEED, MEAT AND PERSONAL SPACE.
I drank a half bottle of rum andwho knows what I'll get into. My hands speak for me. Not my tongue.
d0b086 No.2298958
>>2298957
I'm not worried about it.
By the way, don't click that link i just posted. It's exceptional and utterly horrible.
6be94b No.2298959
>>2298958
Thr trash nonsesense?
I clicked it but I haven't gone further. Give me the link, and I will click on it.
And I will continue, blind drunk as I am, to bolster animus, life and death.
c0a41f No.2298960
>>2298947
Guild hall has some good music, but there's much better in the games.
>>2298949
>xbone
ew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQxIWhhxboE
d0b086 No.2298961
>>2298959
https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/20029736#p20040503
It's that post there. I can't save it and post it. It's too much for me. The whole thread is a shitshow.
6be94b No.2298962
>>2298961
I posted. I'll be your weapon. I'm drunk btw.
I'm gonna go hard as fuck, are you alright?
4d86c7 No.2298963
>>2298956
That is a next level gay gif. Thank god I haven't ate anything or I would have puked.
d0b086 No.2298964
>>2298962
I was talking about the badness and ugliness of the double prolapse of that post but I think posting there would be funny. The old pony thread.
>>2298963
yes indeed. I am glad that I put a strong disclaimer on there.
4d86c7 No.2298965
Scanner, you said you were drunk about 10 times already. Either you are being a drama queen, or you are going to post pics of your face everywhere.
>>2298964
Disclaimers are nothing more than advertisement to continue.
1d3e80 No.2298966
Santa hat CSS that should work in every browser
tested in firefox and safari.thread > .files > .file::after{
background-image: url("https://i.imgur.com/cFryzhg.png");
background-repeat:no-repeat;
height:150px;
width:150px;
position:absolute;
content: "";
margin-left:-170px;
margin-top:-26px;
}
ask Test to add it to board CSS, or paste it in Theme in 8chan settings, pic related
ur welcome <3
d0b086 No.2298968
>>2298965
Mine was halfway like that. Some are closer to normal disclaimer.
6be94b No.2298969
>>2298964
I'm drunk, really gonna get messy.
It's an old pony thread? Link me again.
4d86c7 No.2298970
Why would we want santa hats though? That just seems overly annoying. What are we, 4chan now?
>>2298968
Just don't show me anything like that again.
1d3e80 No.2298971
>>2298970
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ just some fun seasonal faggotry
d0b086 No.2298972
>>2298969
https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/20029736#p20040503
>>2298970
Ok, i'll remember not to.
Also, i like the christmas themes with the girls you got.
1d3e80 No.2298973
lol
>why would we want santa hats
>he said, posting girls with santa hats
6be94b No.2298974
>>2298972
I will post there but I don't think I'll hit em up and knock em down
4d86c7 No.2298975
>>2298972
I thought you might. It seems you were posting pics similar to what I do.
>>2298973
Hey! I like my bitches in santa hats every once in awhile! Doesn't mean I want some stupid theme blocking the view of my bitches.
1d3e80 No.2298976
>>2298975
bah humbug, it's only OP images.
2868bb No.2298977
4d86c7 No.2298978
>>2298976
And Bah Humbug to you!
2868bb No.2298979
d0b086 No.2298980
>>2298974
Seems like the regular posters are elsewhere. Maybe work or busy.
>>2298975
Nice inspiration. For all the gay stuff i post, females are my fetish, really.
4d86c7 No.2298981
>>2298980
I'm not sure I could classify half the world's population as my fetish. That is a bold move.
6be94b No.2298983
>>2298980
I'm busy drinking.
I will outpost those posters. Bring the might of SCANIMUS to new forum.
4d86c7 No.2298984
>>2298982
Well hi there, beautiful.
a01ca9 No.2298986
3b044e No.2298987
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4d86c7 No.2298988
That escalated quickly.
>>2298985
Not thing. Just trying to enjoy the last day. Need to do laundry and such, and enjoy the last of my whiskey. Need to get started on that last one, actually.
d0b086 No.2298989
>>2298981
compartmentalize it. Walk into a store and just look at ass. Of course after you start looking at other stuff like face and personality, it all goes down the tube.
>>2298983
>
6be94b No.2298991
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I am drunk beyond sense.
Can someone be my buddy?
3b044e No.2298992
>>2298988
laundry. ugh. i gotta do that too. I got out early tho so that was nice. I played with my hot glue gun and popcicle sticks ;3
>>2298990
OwO
2868bb No.2298993
4d86c7 No.2298994
>>2298989
Oh no, you misunderstand. I can certainly appreciate most of the women I see. I get around to stores all over the city, so I see plenty. But there are so many women that I find repulsive and I simply can't sexualize them.
I would wager only about half of the women I see are nice, and really only about half of that is anything I would fetishize.
Never did statistics about it though. Might need to start. Customer service and all that.
>>2298991
Keep drinking.
>>2298992
I have a feeling that came off a lot naughtier than intended.
6be94b No.2298995
>>2298992
We're at Future SCANNER.
This is the time t... fuck knows, I can't tell the future.
3b044e No.2298996
>>2298994
something something came on~
but yeah, I meant legit hot glue gun and popsicle sticks. It was a nice throwback to like 2nd grade haha
6be94b No.2298997
4d86c7 No.2298998
Hmm, you guys hear about all these games that China is banning?
>>2298996
I remember doing stuff like that in school.
Then I remember making shapes with a given amount of toothpicks. That was fun. I liked math and shit growing up.
>>2298997
Excellent. Now take off your clothes.
3b044e No.2298999
>>2298998
I like math too ^^
d0b086 No.2299000
>>2298994
stats sound good. I get into that stuff.
I meant if you start from just looking at body parts without paying attention to who it belongs to, your net for good looking boobs/butts is high. I know what you mean by people/women that are repulsive that you couldn't sexualize (maybe wanna punch).
If you look at the face, the amount of women might go down or up. same with belly and such. Age too.
All women definitely wouldn't be my fetish but relative to guys, definitely.
1d3e80 No.2299001
they are just not satisfied with hardcore censoring them any more
a01ca9 No.2299002
>>2298998
What games are they banning now?
6be94b No.2299004
>>2298998
>>2298998
Can't do that sorry, I am in the most repectable clothes. A trousers and a t-shirt.
4d86c7 No.2299005
>>2298999
I remember when they were giving me stupid little problems to solve when I was little. Like trying to make 2 squares with only 7 toothpicks, and then basically creating a formula to show how many toothpicks you need to create X number of squares.
And this was when I was in grade school.
>>2299000
Ahh, I see what you mean. Totally would increase the pool. I can certainly appreciate the tits and ass of a girl I would rather not look at.
>>2299001
Next to step up to the bat: Germany! Swastikas are too prevalent!
>>2299002
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/a4w3ux/chinas_ethics_board_reviews_20_popular_online/
>>2299004
Hmm, I am not sure I can be your buddy then.
4d86c7 No.2299006
>>2299003
I approve. Scanner must do this now.
6be94b No.2299007
I'm sorry but these pills make me sleepy/ Help me
1d3e80 No.2299008
>>2299005
the one i always enjoyed is all the bizarre changes they made to WoW
a01ca9 No.2299009
>>2299005
>Shitton of "Inharmonious Chatroom"
>Dota not on the list.
:think:
Anyway, looks like everyday China to me.
3b044e No.2299010
>>2299005
yup, sounds about right. That's like the easiest intro to practical algebra.
6be94b No.2299011
>>2299005
I am my own buddy.
I will bleed.
6be94b No.2299012
>>2298998
I'mma take off my cloithes amnd see where that gets me.
4d86c7 No.2299013
>>2299007
Just take off your clothes and bend over a counter.
>>2299008
Like what? I know that the Chinese market has always fucked shit up, but never really paid much attention to it.
>>2299009
Pretty much.
>>2299010
I miss my childhood sometimes.
>>2299011
>>2299012
Excellent. Good buddy.
6be94b No.2299014
I got my clothes off.
I'm in my undewear. What's next?
>>2299013
The clothes are off, what is next? I feel cold.
d0b086 No.2299015
>>2299013
I bet that's a pretty good photoshoot with more stuff.
6be94b No.2299018
>>2299016
HUNGER BRINGS US TOGETHER
1d3e80 No.2299019
>>2299013
undead have no signs of decay, skellingtons become just bald dudes, all the gore and chunks of meat lying around dungeons become loaves of bread, bones become rocks, etc.
1d3e80 No.2299020
the bread is really bizarre
afb32a No.2299023
By the nines
He hit the dab
1d3e80 No.2299024
they think it will make the players become violence and cruel, so they make all these breads happen
4d86c7 No.2299025
>>2299014
You should probably find a fluffy warm blanket.
>>2299015
One could hope.
>>2299019
Gaaaay.
6be94b No.2299026
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I awake.I will.
I am, I have happened.
6be94b No.2299028
>>2299025
I have slapped myself. I want to be the greateat ahtiposter here.
afb32a No.2299029
Bread? I am your God now.
1d3e80 No.2299030
will you be a violence and cruel god
6be94b No.2299031
I'm so sorry I am too sleepy. Nini
1d3e80 No.2299032
afb32a No.2299033
My cat sneezed
I am anointed
4d86c7 No.2299034
>>2299028
You slapped yourself for what reason?
Also, good night Scanner. See you in your dreams.
1d3e80 No.2299035
they are using "Anti censorship tools"
even it's annoying, but they are sick and tired of breads
afb32a No.2299036
1d3e80 No.2299037
3f0caa No.2299039
1d3e80 No.2299040
does spider have pusspuss
afb32a No.2299041
649f02 No.2299045
Oh hey it's the Christmas Crew™
649f02 No.2299046
AKA no one apparently lmao
b049db No.2299047
When people are posting on /imouto/ and this thread hasn't had a post in hours.
649f02 No.2299048
>>2299047
wtf even is happening
3b044e No.2299049
984e00 No.2299050
"o no the board is currently slow, this has never happened before, it's the apocalypse"
I'd think u'd learn that this happens from time to time by now but u guys always need me to explain things to u for some reason
Anyway this anime loli is the best Spiderman
984e00 No.2299051
This is an ACTUAL IMAGE from the new Spiderman movie that's in theaters
Thanks 4 recommending it @Loco
38a746 No.2299052
>>2299050
did you jerk off to it
984e00 No.2299053
>>2299052
Yeah I just got done
984e00 No.2299054
I can make this board faster than /imouto/ BY MYSELF if I have to btw
That's just the power of Erio
984e00 No.2299055
Colbs does not know ANYTHING other than how to be a sub all around
38a746 No.2299056
>>2299053
how do you feel?
>>2299054
are you really going to do that just to get back at badfox?
984e00 No.2299057
>>2299056
Pretty good
Get back at him for what? He's the only one who was mad about himself leaking the cybersex logs lol
I just think it's funny
984e00 No.2299058
I make u active out of love 4 u
38a746 No.2299059
>>2299057
>Pretty good
do you plan on fapping to loli again?
>Get back at him for what? He's the only one who was mad about himself leaking the cybersex logs lol
i dont know i dont see a reason to try and make this place more active than his board other than that
984e00 No.2299060
>>2299059
Why would I plan that? I have before and I just do it when I end up doing it
I was just using the comparison that was already made to boast about my shitposting power
984e00 No.2299061
Even if u all stopped posting, this would still be my blog
This board will NEVER die, don't worry
3b044e No.2299062
38a746 No.2299063
>>2299060
>Why would I plan that? I have before and I just do it when I end up doing it
i dont know
>I was just using the comparison that was already made to boast about my shitposting power
i see
b049db No.2299064
>>2299050
I never said it was the apocalypse.
984e00 No.2299065
>>2299062
I wish other people would actually blog hard when it's dead so I wouldn't have to see Colbs weeping and gnashing his teeth over it being slow for a bit
>>2299063
Idk why ur surprised about me masturbating to loli porn sometimes
I'm just not obsessed with it like u and Wish are
Also Buttfox and I seem to be on okay terms now; he even replies to me on /imouto/ without running away after two posts
38a746 No.2299066
>>2299061
what if the board owner makes it impossible to post
>>2299065
yeah youve fapped to worse
>Also Buttfox and I seem to be on okay terms now; he even replies to me on /imouto/ without running away after two posts
maybe hes gotten over it
984e00 No.2299067
>>2299064
Colbs was acting shocked and confused even tho he's done so many times before
I'm going to spank him until the skin of his ass falls off
>>2299066
Then we can email the code monkey
"Worse" is subjective :)
And idk, he did randomly start yelling at me about sand people for some reason
3b044e No.2299068
>>2299065
You don't like to watch them writhe in anguish?
/edge
38a746 No.2299069
>>2299067
>Then we can email the code monkey
We?
why am i doing it too
>"Worse" is subjective :)
everything is subjective to you
>And idk, he did randomly start yelling at me about sand people for some reason
he does that to everyone, just not about sand people usually other things
b049db No.2299070
>>2299067
I bet he'd like that though.
984e00 No.2299071
>>2299068
I only like to watch my enemies writhe in anguish, and all my enemies are dead
/edge
>>2299069
>why am i doing it too
"We" can be me and other people if ur too much of a lil jap cuck to do anything
>everything is subjective to you
It's not my fault that most people are retards who confuse opinion with fact
>he does that to everyone, just not about sand people usually other things
Is it foreplay?
>>2299070
I remember when he had a gf and felt the need to pretend to be less gay
That was funny
3b044e No.2299072
>>2299071
That's some next level shit uwu
b049db No.2299073
>>2299071
Confused boys normally do that.
Just look at Cato for example.
He bounces back and forth year after year
38a746 No.2299074
>>2299071
>"We" can be me and other people if ur too much of a lil jap cuck to do anything
me not caring instead of listening to everything you tell me to is being a cuck
>Is it foreplay?
foreplay?
b049db No.2299075
Posting lewd Kisaragi is a sin.
38a746 No.2299076
>>2299075
posting 3d kisaragi is a sin
984e00 No.2299078
>>2299072
It's always good to seek higher levels of edge
>>2299073
Cato just has desperate ultra thirst and will e-fuck anything
>>2299074
I didn't tell you to do anything; I know the japanese are too passive and low t to stop abuses of power
You don't know what "foreplay" means?
649f02 No.2299080
I really don't know anything tbh
3b044e No.2299081
>>2299078
How does one become edgier?
38a746 No.2299082
>>2299078
>>2299078
>I didn't tell you to do anything; I know the japanese are too passive and low t to stop abuses of power
you said we, now youre saying im a cuck because i didnt do what you told me to
<You don't know what "foreplay" means?
no, tell me but i think i can guess
b049db No.2299083
>>2299078
Probably true.
Maybe it will go away one day.
>>2299079
Disgusting.
984e00 No.2299085
>>2299080
-pets you- Don't you know how to suck a cock?
>>2299081
The best way is to just proudly be yourself and accept everything about yourself without shame :3
And to realize that there's nothing above you and that you're the ultimate authority in your own life
>>2299082
"We" can mean me and other people on this board who aren't you, u just don't know English
I don't expect the Japanese to not be low t bitch bois
>>2299083
It won't
His thirst will simply devour him whole
649f02 No.2299086
>>2299085
Nope, I know nothing
38a746 No.2299088
>>2299085
>I don't expect the Japanese to not be low t bitch bois
i dont see how being independent and not doing what you tell me to is being a low t bitch
b049db No.2299089
>>2299085
Sate his cocklust.
984e00 No.2299090
>>2299086
You've sucked a cock once so u at least have some skill points
>>2299088
I didn't tell you to do anything
I just know ur too much of a low t bitch jap to even do it on ur own
>>2299089
It's kind of a turn-off how he gets mad so easily and hates himself tho
I don't want to cheat on you, anyway
38a746 No.2299091
>>2299090
but why would i do it?
i dont care
649f02 No.2299092
>>2299090
Doing something doesn't mean you know it
I've had straight sex more than I've had gay encounters so what does that mean for my skill totals?
984e00 No.2299093
>>2299091
I wouldn't expect a low t japanese boi to either way
>>2299092
It means u don't have enough cock in your life
b049db No.2299094
>>2299090
You're probably his only hope though.
You have my permission.
649f02 No.2299095
>>2299093
Well I don't have either genital in my life rn so I'm doublefucked lol
Or doublenotfucked
38a746 No.2299096
>>2299093
i still dont see how not caring about stupid things like that makes me low t
984e00 No.2299097
>>2299094
It wouldn't fix anything tho
Cummies only fill his thirst void very temporarily
>>2299095
It's easy to get cock irl
That's what Ban told me; he's an expert
>>2299096
I just know u'd be too low t to do it either way
38a746 No.2299098
>>2299097
i think i could manage to email codemonkey if i wanted to
649f02 No.2299100
>>2299097
I haven't tried, wouldn't know
Nor have I tried with vaginas
I just generally don't try and sometimes stuff happens
649f02 No.2299101
b049db No.2299102
>>2299097
Just flood it until he bursts.
Its like that mind breaking stuff.
984e00 No.2299103
It's easy to get e-cock online too but that's beside the point
>>2299098
Typing half of the email would use up all ur testosterone and u'd pass out
>>2299099
ay gurl how u
>>2299100
Same but I just don't care
Also I want to get to know people and form an emotional connection before doing lewd things
I guess I'm not that slutty irl; I just support sluts
>>2299102
What would that entail? He'd go insane from the sheer amount of cummies?
b049db No.2299104
>>2299103
I dunno, something like that.
3b044e No.2299106
649f02 No.2299107
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>>2299103
Neither do I, you and I are more alike than one would assume
But also pretty damn different. It's a weird dynamic.
>>2299105
Pretty much the same, but I'm having a giggle listening to this
>
649f02 No.2299110
>>2299109
I've seen this, also a wonderful adaptation
568d54 No.2299111
>>2299103
>Typing half of the email would use up all ur testosterone and u'd pass out
Forbidden.
38a746 No.2299112
>>2299103
but typing here doesnt?
>Also I want to get to know people and form an emotional connection before doing lewd things
really?
>>2299111
im forbidden from what?
913574 No.2299113
>>2299110
They're turning the friggin demons gay.
649f02 No.2299114
>>2299113
WE'RE COMIN' FOR YA DEMON GLOBALISTS
984e00 No.2299116
>>2299104
What would be my motive for doing that tho
I only need my boyfriend Ban's butt
>>2299106
How u
>>2299107
Idk, it's pretty normal for people to have some things in common and some things different :3
>>2299108
What do u mean by this
>>2299111
What is? Shio-chan using up his testosterone?
>>2299112
It's funny how u keep trying to argue with my shitposts no matter how obvious I make it that I'm just shitposting
And yeah
649f02 No.2299117
>>2299116
Well no you're explicitly pretty fucking weird lol
That's what influences the dynamic
Otherwise I agree
3b044e No.2299120
>>2299116
It's how I meant my "hmm okay" to be read lol
I'm alright. Got out early, cooked for once and got my smonk on. Plants are sleeping. Today was a good day. hbu?
b049db No.2299121
>>2299116
Well to start with your motivation could be not having that to begin with.
649f02 No.2299122
>>2299118
Break the conditioning SD
984e00 No.2299123
>>2299117
You're too shy and subby to be weird
That's why u love me
>>2299119
But if he replaces it with estrogen he can be more like an anime loli
>>2299120
What do you mean? 🤔
I'm pretty good
I should really cook more but I don't wanna be ending up with a bunch of leftover ingredients; it's like a commitment cos then I have to keep using them to cook more things
>>2299121
Why would u revoke our nightly gay sex sessions just to get cucked?
568d54 No.2299124
>>2299123
I'm too sub for that.
649f02 No.2299125
>>2299123
Wait... what? That makes no sense, shy and subby people are inherently kinda weird
Also no I don't love you
913574 No.2299127
>>2299122
With limit break?
3b044e No.2299128
>>2299123
yeah that's kinda meh, but that's why you gotta plan ur grocery trips :p. i have a bunch of leftovers, but it's more like I have lunch for a day or two paid for^^
dedecc No.2299129
wait what happend? why are things changed?
649f02 No.2299130
>>2299127
With Alex Jones' exclusive line of male supplements ofc
b049db No.2299131
>>2299123
What do you have an emotional attachment or something ?
913574 No.2299132
>>2299129
I am not sure, maybe someone else knows?
>>2299130
Too bad they got debunked, big [F] again.
3b044e No.2299134
3b044e No.2299135
649f02 No.2299136
>>2299132
Nah that's globalist propaganda
>>2299133
You don't even have tits anymore Nezi you can't post that
b049db No.2299137
>>2299129
Can you vote for me as the "biggest snake" ? ? ?
913574 No.2299138
>>2299136
That would actually make sense.
866953 No.2299139
>>2299115
I've written much longer things than that email would be
>>2299116
>And yeah
you dont seem like you do, is this a recent change
>>2299123
>But if he replaces it with estrogen he can be more like an anime loli
no thanks
>>2299124
>>2299124
>>2299124
>>2299124
649f02 No.2299140
>>2299138
It would and it does, break the conditioning NOW
dedecc No.2299141
>>2299132
:(
>>2299137
votes????
why???
what happened to this place?
984e00 No.2299142
/imouto/ slowed down now
I should post there again soon so Buttfox knows I love him too
>>2299124
He's subby already anyway
Maybe the estrogen would make him more aggressive like it does with some dickgirls; then he'd be more dom
>>2299125
Being shy involves suppressing your personality
Like how ur pretending u don't love me
>>2299128
I guess I should just focus on stuff that doesn't require many ingredients at first
Actually I already do that cos I just make stuff like grilled cheese with bacon on it
>>2299129
We all yelled at Test to do things for us and he did them after we yelled enough
Although I had to be the one to write the helpful sticky cos he was too lazy
>>2299131
Of course I have an emotional attachment to my boyfriend
>>2299133
-pets u-
>>2299139
I was talking about irl, not online
b049db No.2299143
Japanese guys would be much cooler if they all looked like Yami from Black Clover.
913574 No.2299144
>>2299140
Maybe tomorrow.
>>2299141
Why the sad face?
568d54 No.2299145
>>2299139
Yes, hello, I would like to see these "longer things" of yours.
>>2299142
He's pretty dom already
3b044e No.2299146
>>2299142
I haven't made a good ol grill cheese in an ill minute. good call.
dedecc No.2299147
>>2299144
Because you don't know....
b049db No.2299148
>>2299141
I'm pushing Globalist agendas because I know they will cause long term harm to our culture.
Its all for personal gain
>>2299142
I don't remember ever agreeing to that.
913574 No.2299150
>>2299147
Sorry, I haven't paid attention.
dedecc No.2299151
>>2299148
i dont know what that is
>>2299150
why not?
649f02 No.2299152
>>2299142
What do you think I'm suppressing? Other than loving you and the obvious ur gay lol
>>2299144
Go to bed then
>>2299149
HAH, SKINNY
866953 No.2299153
>>2299142
>Maybe the estrogen would make him more aggressive like it does with some dickgirls; then he'd be more dom
i doubt it
<I was talking about irl, not online
oh
>>2299145
ばか変態
913574 No.2299154
>>2299151
Because I've been absent.
>>2299152
But I just woke up a while ago from a prolonged nap.
b049db No.2299155
>>2299151
That works perfectly for me.
Just vote for me.
dedecc No.2299156
>>2299152
what do i do with a rare pokemon card?
649f02 No.2299157
>>2299156
What kind of rare pokemon card?
dedecc No.2299159
>>2299157
full art stevens resolve
984e00 No.2299160
>>2299145
Did he e-kiss you yet?
I feel like ur stuck not being in an official e-relationship cos neither of u is dom enough to ask the other to be ur e-bf
>>2299146
The bacon takes it to a whole other level
I'm glad I'm now close enough to underweight that I don't feel a need to regulate how many calories I consume at all
>>2299148
You still want to keep our relationship a secret? We talked about this u_u
There's no reason to be shy about it
>>2299149
How was ur day
>>2299152
Idk, I was just saying that being shy entails suppressing personality and wasn't thinking about that
What do u have inside u
>>2299153
I think Erin used to be a bit of a ragecopter
Idr tho
913574 No.2299161
>>2299158
Because I'm growing old, silly.
3b044e No.2299162
649f02 No.2299164
>>2299159
Play with it? Or maybe sell it, but it's not super expensive
>>2299160
Well then you can't say I'm shy!
Blood and guts, obviously
dedecc No.2299165
>>2299161
dont let yourself become old
>>2299164
its super ultra rare and expensive! it's worth more than the pack!
b049db No.2299166
>>2299160
Make me a tripcode like Erins >>2298976
b40186 No.2299167
>>2299160
idk I'm a little depressed
568d54 No.2299168
>>2299153
アイラブユー！
>>2299160
He types onomatopoeia at me instead of typing *kisses u* it's pretty cute
913574 No.2299169
>>2299165
I can't stop it.
>>2299167
Stress causing that?
649f02 No.2299170
>>2299165
True, but it's not like... full art Cynthia
3b044e No.2299171
913574 No.2299172
>>2299171
*dabs like Whiz Khalifa*
866953 No.2299174
>>2299168
アイラブユーも
>He types onomatopoeia at me instead of typing *kisses u* it's pretty cute
ばか
649f02 No.2299176
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS
HUH
984e00 No.2299179
>>2299162
I could still get closer and achieve perfectly flat tummy tho (not counting abs)
Seems like I'm still making progress towards that without trying
I like exercise a lot tho
>>2299164
Ur too shy to answer the question properly
>>2299166
Idk if my laptop can do that
Maybe if I remind Erin how kawaii she is she'll do it for me
>>2299167
Why? -huggu-
>>2299168
What's the Japanese onomatopoeia for kissing? 🤔
I know they have some weird ones like a dog barking being "wan wan"
dedecc No.2299180
>>2299169
you can.
just do non-old things, im sure you can find them. :)
>>2299170
to me a $35 ultra rare is significant compared to the cost of the pack which is only $6
b40186 No.2299181
>>2299169
my professor moved the final to a day before the college's Final Exam schedule
i missed taking it by 2 hours, and failed with a 91%
he and the dean are not budging
3b044e No.2299182
>>2299180
selling tcgs is only like 30% of value tho btw :(
b40186 No.2299183
3b044e No.2299184
866953 No.2299186
>>2299178
>ばかじゃないもん
なは！
>>2299179
>I know they have some weird ones like a dog barking being "wan wan"
english has dumb ones too, like meow and roar
cats dont sound like that
649f02 No.2299187
>>2299179
What's answering the question properly, then?
>>2299180
I didn't say anything about what it is to you, you should play it if you like it!
>>2299181
What a cunt
b049db No.2299188
>>2299179
You could also just give me your tripcode.
913574 No.2299189
>>2299176
You have a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't even kiss ya.
>>2299180
But those are awfully rare.
>>2299181
Ouch.
>failing with a 91%
How's that legal?
I just failed material study this year, but it's w/e for me.
dedecc No.2299190
>>2299182
:(
lost all my original cards decades ago...
100's cards.... missing.
i dont have anyone to play with anyways.
dedecc No.2299192
>>2299187
play? how?
>>2299189
that's why they r good.
3b044e No.2299193
suck his dick to accept ur 91% two birds with one stone
649f02 No.2299195
>>2299189
Please no don't go further
>>2299192
idk, why would you have that card if you didn't have more cards? I assumed you'd have a playable deck or something
b40186 No.2299196
>>2299187
he also made a joke about how his class was more important than my doctors appointment
and then lied about my attendance in his response to the dean
neither of them have a problem with these things apparently so I guess I'm just a failure, out $500, and graduation is pushed back
I don't even feel like trying anymore but I know I have to or I'll spiral downward again...
but I'm unhappy now
913574 No.2299197
>>2299192
Can't find any.
>>2299195
But you already had me pumped up for it.
568d54 No.2299198
>>2299194
「ばか」って言うほうがバカなのよ！！
649f02 No.2299199
>>2299196
Well without proof I guess the dean just has to believe him which sucks
You'll get thru it tho <3
>>2299197
I don't want it stuck in my head
3b044e No.2299200
866953 No.2299201
>>2299198
>「ばか」って言うほうがバカなのよ！！
いえな
984e00 No.2299202
>>2299183
What cunts
That's part of why I avoid having a boss and just make money in other ways; life tends to be shittier the more authority people have over u
>>2299184
It will probably happen
>>2299185
Oh right, that one's kawaii
So who is going to be dom enough to initiate the e-relationship?
>>2299186
Cats with freedom sound like that
>>2299187
Telling me ur deepest dreams and desires
>>2299188
#K@)kn`@&/
The Mark of the Beast is free to all; some say that one day you'll need it to buy or sell
649f02 No.2299203
>>2299202
Well that's easy nothing really
866953 No.2299204
>>2299202
>Cats with freedom sound like that
freedom to be eaten by chinks and gooks?
b049db No.2299205
>>2299202
Now that its public I don't want it as much.
dedecc No.2299206
>>2299195
i only have a pack.
>>2299197
you didnt search
649f02 No.2299207
>>2299206
Where'd you get the pack from?
568d54 No.2299208
>>2299201
Eye'm the smartest!
>>2299202
Neither of us.
649f02 No.2299210
>>2299209
Cheer up buttercup
dedecc No.2299212
>>2299207
randomly from a small time hobby place selling packs.
3b044e No.2299213
Tracer won't kick you out, don't worry
b40186 No.2299214
>>2299210
should just hang myself so i don't have to feel anymore
dedecc No.2299215
>>2299211
mine too.
but the internet exists.
649f02 No.2299216
>>2299211
I love that song
>>2299212
Oh, well nice pull then! Make sure to sleeve it
>>2299214
That would be counterproductive.
913574 No.2299219
>>2299215
But internet doesn't grant you magical experiences, like per say skydiving.
>>2299216
It's one of the better ones, the calm melodical part is the best.
Feels like home.
984e00 No.2299221
>>2299203
Maybe you just haven't discovered them yet ^^
>>2299204
No, American cats
Not cats in Asian countries
>>2299205
A long time ago I started a trend of having people use tripcodes that had a number followed by the letter M cos it made h8ers mad; that's why Elma has that 9001M one
Numbers followed by M are easy to generate
>>2299208
The tragedy of sub love
3b044e No.2299222
ur mom's ez 2 generate ;^)
649f02 No.2299223
>>2299219
Yeah that part is nice.
https://youtu.be/0vNcgL9Fi4w?t=204
>>2299221
That's not out of the question, but you'd think 25 years would be enough time to find one or two
866953 No.2299224
>>2299220
いえな！
>>2299221
i dont think cats have different accents
984e00 No.2299225
Imagine getting triggered by M's in tripcodes and then one day getting scared away by your own cock
>>2299222
-generates a butt baby in u-
>>2299223
Idk I'm still trying to narrow down vague passions into more concrete goals and courses of action
>>2299224
All cats sound the same to you? That's racist
984e00 No.2299228
>>2299227
This is like when people say all Asians look the same
649f02 No.2299229
>>2299225
Do you live on your own?
>>2299226
People got mad at Opeth but I like their mellower stuff
b049db No.2299230
>>2299221
Well its saved forever on my computer now anyways.
913574 No.2299231
>>2299229
I like it too, maybe a bit more than the more progressive stuff.
dedecc No.2299234
>>2299216
sleeves pricey
wont let me buy just 1 card sleeve
so i just leave it safely in the original pack untouched.
>>2299217
?
>>2299219
you havent play enough VR then
984e00 No.2299235
>>2299229
Nah, I might soon but it's tempting to just keep saving money
The more u save, the sooner u never necessarily have to make money again
>>2299230
Ur just a slut for tripcodes
>>2299233
Maybe check ur privalage then
913574 No.2299236
>>2299234
Maybe true, I just got motion sick last time I played Killing Floor VR with a friend.
b049db No.2299238
>>2299235
Thats true
I will do anything for someones personal tripcode.
The shame only last for a little bit but the tripcode lasts forever.
984e00 No.2299239
>>2299237
Priváledge
>>2299238
They could just start using a new tripcode every time they want another e-blowjob from u
b049db No.2299240
>>2299239
The original one is all that matters.
984e00 No.2299242
>>2299240
That's not my original tripcode tho
dedecc No.2299243
>>2299236
you have to become normalized to it
913574 No.2299245
>>2299243
Impossible.
>>2299244
How's Revy?
b049db No.2299246
>>2299242
Then I really don't have what I wanted.
984e00 No.2299248
>>2299241
It's just an old meme
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/check-your-privilege
>>2299246
Most of the ones you have probably aren't peoples' originals
They probably just typed random shit in and went with whatever it generated at first
Mine is at least BASED on the one I got when I did that tho
866953 No.2299250
>>2299248
if you spelt it properly i wouldve known
>>2299249
thats not revy
d0b086 No.2299251
>>2299245
nah, i'm just christmas miku postin' mff.
b049db No.2299252
>>2299248
How do you know what I have and don't have ?
dedecc No.2299253
>>2299245
no,
other people can.
so you can.
913574 No.2299254
>>2299250
Oh, well then.
>>2299251
How's MFF then?
>>2299253
Lies.
984e00 No.2299256
>>2299250
U need to be able to roll with mockeries of the English language and the concepts of meaning and spelling in order to communicate w/ me
>>2299252
Intuition and educated guesses
Things u have:
-Your butt virginity (IRL only)
Things u don't have:
-Peoples' original garbage tripcodes from before they generated fancy ones
d0b086 No.2299257
>>2299254
a little tired, chillin. You?
568d54 No.2299258
>>2299221
The tragedy of ur mom
>>2299224
好きです
b049db No.2299259
>>2299256
I don't really care if its fancy or not.
866953 No.2299260
>>2299256
>U need to be able to roll with mockeries of the English language and the concepts of meaning and spelling in order to communicate w/ me
thats the one thing i dont get about english
i can read it
but i cannot speak it well
984e00 No.2299262
>>2299258
It's tragic that she's smart in some ways yet believes the earth to be 6,000 years old just like Smiles probably does
>>2299259
I just don't think people would have their first ones saved
>>2299260
What does speaking it have to do with what I said? But yeah you mostly only use it online so that makes sense
Or do you mean you can't type it well either? Cause you seem to do fine with that
866953 No.2299263
>>2299262
nothing
im just mentioning i cant speak english
no i can type it fine but i dont know how to pronounce most words because they arent spelt how they are pronounced
913574 No.2299264
>>2299255
No sadface.
>>2299257
Same, woke up super early and decided to vodka.
568d54 No.2299265
>>2299261
なに
>>2299262
Wow I can't believe a retard has a retarded mother too :)
866953 No.2299266
>>2299265
what were you talking about with 「好きです」？
b049db No.2299268
>>2299262
I lost my first one forever.
Its gone for good
913574 No.2299270
>not using your first tripcode
>>2299267
984e00 No.2299271
>>2299263
Well u don't need to speak it cos ur surrounded by other chink islanders like urself
>>2299265
Only a retard would try to make an absolute judgment of intelligence
>>2299268
Exactly
Same
568d54 No.2299272
>>2299271
Yeah, but at least I'm not retarded.
>Well u don't need to speak it cos ur surrounded by other chink islanders like urself
He needs to be able to speak to me.
b049db No.2299273
>>2299271
I still like collecting them
866953 No.2299275
>>2299269
>君のこと
そうか
だいすき君です
>>2299271
i am going to have to speak it eventually
984e00 No.2299282
>>2299272
It means you're an absolute retard
Not if he's too shy to get on voice
>>2299273
I used to like collecting cummies
>>2299275
Have u already decided that for sure
866953 No.2299283
>>2299282
what do you mean?
>Not if he's too shy to get on voice
yeah im going to communicate with him with signs
568d54 No.2299285
>>2299281
はい、そう言った
>>2299282
I was only pretending to be retarded.
I'll just over there and remove his excuses.
984e00 No.2299288
>>2299283
Prob too shy to get on cam too tho
You've decided he's ur soulmate and you'll definitely be with him forever?
>>2299284
Idk I just got bored with being a super e-slut I guess
Now I just e-slut every now and then and mostly outsource it instead of doing it here
>>2299285
Yeah I know you're a pretty and smart boi :3 (you should probably go to bed soon so your sleep habits don't get messed up tho, retard)
He'll probably say his vocal chords don't work or something like he does with his mic and just be a pretend mute for the rest of his life
dedecc No.2299289
>>2299277
i am
just video game
984e00 No.2299290
inb4 the japanese get triggered due to being too autistic to understand platonic affection again
866953 No.2299291
>>2299287
いいえ
>>2299288
>Prob too shy to get on cam too tho
cam?
camera?
568d54 No.2299292
>>2299288
Not without a goodnight kiss first :^)
It's okay, your vocal chords don't need to work to suck a dick.
dedecc No.2299293
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>>2297594
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b049db No.2299294
>>2299288
What places do you normally outsource from ?