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d5bf2f No.2294315
ULTRA RARE SCANNER THREAD
==/SCANIMUS/ WHEN?== edition
Patch notes.
Get drunk at 6pm.
Make Raccoon sweeter.
Reversal bully works on Squash.
d5bf2f No.2294325
I wanna drink now but I don't want my support workers get suspicious, drinking is forbidden because my medication but I wanna go nuts. Gotta pick my meds up at 7pm. Wanna get drunk now. ;w;
e3c6b1 No.2294326
number 1 voted baka reporting in
98328b No.2294327
>Reversal bully works on Squash.
1868d8 No.2294328
"why do you post as an anime girl, ban ?"
Oh no real reason
e3c6b1 No.2294329
>>2294325
Drinking alcohol with medication can kill you. I recommend looking into what medication you are going to be taking, and then NOT DOING IT.
e3c6b1 No.2294330
>>2294328
who are you posting anime girls at?
d5bf2f No.2294331
>>2294327
THAT'S RIGHT, NO BULLY IMMUNITY FOR YOU.
>>2294326
It is good luck to be kind to bakas.
May you bring us the most luck.
>>2294329
It just makes me totes sleepy. Searched it up.
>If you drink alcohol, you can continue to drink some alcohol while taking olanzapine, but having the two together might make you very sleepy or make you fall over.
So THAT'S why I always end up going to bed when I'm fucked.
98328b No.2294333
>>2294331
I can't be bullied. I am the best boy.
d5bf2f No.2294335
>>2294333
Basically 'No U' might work if paired with the appropriate image. So be careful of who you bully.
4221f8 No.2294336
>>2294315
>Patch notes.
Of what?
98328b No.2294337
>>2294335
I have never bullied anyone ever.
d5bf2f No.2294338
>>2294336
Of SCANNNER threads.
98328b No.2294339
>Fortune does not keep up with the meta
d5bf2f No.2294341
>>2294337
Damnit, well I'm useless.
I thought you was a big bad dom or something, I've been wrong!
1868d8 No.2294342
>>2294340
I wouldn't touch those dirty hoop shooters.
fd9808 No.2294343
>>2294342
Prolly cost to much to touch her anyhow.
4221f8 No.2294344
>>2294339
>>2294338
>Get drunk at 6pm.
Is not a damn patchnote. He gets drunk whenever, anyway.
98328b No.2294346
>>2294341
I actually love to bully.
I'm an absolute asshole.
1868d8 No.2294347
>>2294343
My tier list
Top tier: cute asian girls
Middle tier: guys who look like girls
Low tier: white women
Trash tier: all other girls
98328b No.2294348
>>2294344
Gotta keep up dude.
d5bf2f No.2294349
>>2294344
Yeah, but now it's official that I got a time to get drunk on, and not any random time like morning like I usually do.
>>2294346
I FUCKING KNEW IT.
You rused me for the last time!
It's no fair, I'm too gullible to believe what anyone says. 'Why would they lie to me?' I think.
98328b No.2294350
>>2294349
I am just awful.
fd9808 No.2294351
>>2294347
This is probably at the bottom of the top tier.
Or like a blackhole, fell out the bottom and below the trash can tier.
d5bf2f No.2294353
>>2294350
You meanie! I hope god nerfs you by giving you a mental illness.
98328b No.2294354
>>2294353
I'm gay already though.
1868d8 No.2294355
>>2294353
He better nerf me, I'm too powerful.
fd9808 No.2294356
>>2294352
This might be better.
1868d8 No.2294357
>>2294356
Its better
don't like the shape of her head though
d5bf2f No.2294358
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>>2294354
I don't have an image to >mfw
All I got is this oldie.
>>2294355
I was nerfed because smoking weed made me broken. It would make anything more interesting and thus I bettered myself with weed as my guide. So there's a 5-10% I lose my mind when I smoke it.
2a46e7 No.2294359
My life mission is to turn Squash straight.
fd9808 No.2294360
>>2294357
No sound on almost everything asian i have.
d5bf2f No.2294362
Being gay is a buff though.
>You don't end up having kids when you nut inside
>Bromance is the best romance
>not as much nagging as with a girl
I'd think of more but I never been in a gay relationship. Or haven't been in much relationships to be honest.
54b1c9 No.2294363
I'm dating Scanner
but only when they're posting Hex
bab4fd No.2294364
>>2294362
>Conversations can be something instead of just vapid gossip about "this other bitch I saw"
>Basically get all the fuk you want and then some
>You can have whatever friends you want where women will immediately see your female friends as competition
>Don't have to deal with their once a month emotion explosion bullshit
>Men actually have hobbies and passions, women don't
>Don't have to have your soul stolen by a literal succubus
Women are shit.
d5bf2f No.2294365
>>2294363
GUESS I'M NOT GONNA POST HEX THEN
I value my solidarity.
>>2294364
Yep, women are indeed shit. Men are shit too, but it's a shittiness I like.
e3c6b1 No.2294366
>>2294359
you are a very corrupted boy
d5bf2f No.2294368
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A whole thread without posting any Hex so I can keep my wizardry.
I accept this challenge.
d5bf2f No.2294369
It ain't 6pm but I'm just gonna start drinking anyway.
d5bf2f No.2294371
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 | Rolled 10 (1d20) |
Rolling d20 to cast REVIVE on thread.
I just poured a whole neckfull of rum in my coke and I think I'll be drunk by 8pm.
bab4fd No.2294372
>>2294371
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRD
d5bf2f No.2294373
>>2294372
;_;
It sucks because I can't argue against that.
I play DnD, I got a Rick and Morty poster given to me on my birthday and most of the shit on my ipod is videogame music and podcasts about DnD.
However I do have one retort.
CHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAADDDDD
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
d5bf2f No.2294374
>>2294372
GO HIDE IN YOUR HOME, YOU FUCKING NORMIE. THIS BOARD IS TOO WEIRD FOR YOU.
bab4fd No.2294375
>>2294374
Young people don't like cars or have cars anymore; speaking objectively, I am well outside the norm especially since I don't play video games- By contrast, you are into video games which are the single most valuable entertainment industry on Earth. Compared to me, YOU are the normie! Quod Erat Demonstrandum.
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e3c6b1 No.2294377
>>2294370
Good morning you deviant
e3c6b1 No.2294378
>>2294375
That means we can call you a fucking NEEEEEEEERD
bab4fd No.2294379
>>2294376
Don't look at me like that I'll punch you in the goddamn throat.
bab4fd No.2294380
>>2294378
I ain't into nerdshit.
d5bf2f No.2294381
>>2294375
Oh fuck! I have been undone! Everything is a lie!
Nerds are the new normies!
Speaking of which, I don't think I would ever learn to drive. I'm scared if I cause a crash or something. Don't even know when to change gears.
Nah, I don't mind public transport. I can listen to my ipod whilst I put someone else in responsibility of driving.
fd9808 No.2294382
>>2294379
part of the first minute of that sounded like me talking to a friend of mine. He likes getting his chili ring shredded.
e3c6b1 No.2294383
>>2294380
u arent a normie so that means ur a nerd get rekt
d5bf2f No.2294384
>>2294383
No, nerds are the new normies. That's why we got Big Bang Theory show.
bab4fd No.2294385
>>2294381
>wanting to sit next poo-in-loos and niggers and get TB from the miasma of filth that permeates an enclosed space with numerous people
I know it's a responsibility thing with young people and driving; responsibility scares them.
e3c6b1 No.2294386
>>2294384
ur just mad because you dont have sonicfox on stage representing your kind like we do you fucking nerd, get out of here with your tastefulness and your reasonable standards bullshit that crap is oldschool
e3c6b1 No.2294387
NEWSCHOOLRULES
SUCK MY DIIIIIIIICK
bab4fd No.2294388
>>2294382
I loved Rex in that movie so fuckin movie, dude is my spirit animal.
e3c6b1 No.2294389
>>2294388
>so fucking movie
bab4fd No.2294393
e3c6b1 No.2294394
>>2294391
yea i got scanner and you confused but really i just wanted to make fun of the game awards
fd9808 No.2294395
>>2294388
I tried to find that chili ring part for so long that i saw a bunch of the good parts. Now I gotta see it again. Too funny.
e3c6b1 No.2294396
wasnt looking at names because fuck yoooou i dont care suck my diiiiick bethesda
d5bf2f No.2294397
>>2294385
Do the biggest dick head thing and take a seat up with a bag.
Mind you, I live in a pretty insular town, not many races in our public transport, which makes me the nigger since I'm mixed race.
And yes, the fuck why I'd want responsibility for? Main reason why I don't want kids.
>>2294386
How the fuck is sonicfox? Will I regret googling it?
e3c6b1 No.2294399
bab4fd No.2294400
>>2294394
No I figured that out but what happened?
d5bf2f No.2294401
I got How mixed up with Who and I haven't even finished my drink.
I think I'm retarded.
e3c6b1 No.2294402
>>2294400
Go watch the game awards last night,m someone came out in a fursuit, it was decidedly not lit.
e3c6b1 No.2294403
>>2294401
i understood what you were trying to say
d5bf2f No.2294405
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>Dominique "SonicFox" McLean (born March 2, 1998) is an American Fighting Games player currently representing Echo Fox.
Oh sweet? You know my favourite thing to watch on youtube is players getting salty in fighting games.
>>2294403
Thanks boyo. I think I got Pyrion Flax to represent my shit.
bab4fd No.2294406
>>2294397
I mean; if you're willing to just completely let other people take responsibility for you- Spend all your savings and come meet me, I've got an organ harvesting gig I wanna get off the ground.
Seriously though, no respect for people who don't drive.
dc67b6 No.2294407
>be me
>be cute 19-year-old
>hanging out with 20 of my friends from high school
>big group of us
>think of a prank
>let everyone in on the prank except for one guy
>start prank
>"OH SHIT HE GOTTA GUN"
>we all run down the block
>cops roll up from outta nowhere and search my friend
>he never talks to me again
bab4fd No.2294408
>>2294402
>someone came out in a fursuit
The absolute fucking state of gamers
e3c6b1 No.2294409
>>2294407
this sounds like a fake story, you said cute
dc67b6 No.2294410
>>2294409
alright but the rest is truth at least
dc67b6 No.2294411
d5bf2f No.2294412
>>2294406
It's damn expensive though, and I don't really go far in places. I'm not one to gain respect either.
I guess I could get the driving lessons and just not get a car.
You know what else is sad? I don't even know how to ride a bike.
e3c6b1 No.2294413
>>2294408
>>2294408
this is a message i got from subjectivefag
"sometimes I just see a single picture of america in the 50s and get the urge to break things"
bab4fd No.2294414
>>2294412
>cycling
>wanting a method of transport that castrates the operator
It's actually very good you don't know how to ride a bicycle.
d5bf2f No.2294416
>>2294414
Ok, so I'm preparing myself for a verbal bitch slap here.
What do you think about skateboarding? Used to do that back in my teens.
bab4fd No.2294418
>>2294416
It always took more balance than I ever seemed to have but always struck me as something only people with a vendetta against their own skeletal system could come up with. I've had road rash multiple times before and it fucking sucks so I mean to really be a hardcore skateboarder you kinda gotta be tough to get over the barrier to entry. Disinterest but I respect it.
bab4fd No.2294419
>>2294417
Erectile dysfunction.
dc67b6 No.2294420
>>2294419
Ohhh, but isn't that the girl's fault? Maybe her suck game wack
dc67b6 No.2294421
d5bf2f No.2294422
>>2294418
Yeah, you're not learning how to skate if you haven't fell off a couple of times. It was the sort of balance needed which I was scared to going down big hills.
Yeah, I don't think I'll be getting driving lessons unless I had more time to do so. I don't think I'll ever be comfortable driving a car.
bab4fd No.2294423
>>2294420
No there's a lot of studies about erectile dysfunction among frequent cyclists, go to any bicycle forum and I can almost guarantee there'll be a thread up about it.
d5bf2f No.2294424
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Real men use what god gave them.
Walking > Driving.
bab4fd No.2294425
>>2294422
>I don't think I'll ever be comfortable driving a car.
Weird, I feel more comfortable behind the wheel than on my own two feet.
e3c6b1 No.2294426
>>2294423
id like it to be known that i get boners very easily
bab4fd No.2294427
>>2294424
God also gave us hydrocarbons, steel, rubber- How dare you spurn our Lord's gifts by not using them to their fullest?
dc67b6 No.2294428
>>2294423
nowai bro
I'm going to make sure my man never has a problem with ED even if he cycles
How does riding bikes mess up a cock?
>>2294426
yummy :3
d5bf2f No.2294429
>>2294425
Ok, next year's resolution would be to get in a car and learn to drive. Just to know how it feels. But it seems like you gotta keep watching your speed and what gear you on, and I don't know how far you have to turn the steering wheel to turn.
>>2294427
You remind me of one of my best friends 'Zeb'. Whenever I say something that was on par with my stupidity, he'd retort with the hardest ever verbal bitchslap and if I'd try to argue he'd come up with answers so scathing and so true you'd think he spoke with the Word of God.
I ain't mad. You just warmed my heart, reminding me of those funny times.
bab4fd No.2294432
>>2294428
>putting all your weight onto a narrow hard surface and sweeping your legs to repeatedly crush, grind up and constrict the tubes veins and seminal vesicles that run through your taint critical to your dick functioning
Wow how ever would it happen
d5bf2f No.2294433
>>2294426
What gets you hard? I might search for some porn for you.
dc67b6 No.2294434
>>2294430
why sorry?
>>2294432
what the fuck why do guys do that?
bab4fd No.2294435
>>2294434
THE ENVIRONMENT DOOD, SAVE THE WHALES, DRIVING IS SCARY!
d5bf2f No.2294436
Wow, with all this arguing about transport, you'd think this would be an episode of Room 101.
I do love public transport though. Nothing like travelling on the bus with a mate having banter. I know you can have that in a car but I don't drive so ner.
d5bf2f No.2294437
Fuck the environment, even I know cars are cool.
We're too fit for this earth, we can't help but kill it with our excess.
dc67b6 No.2294438
>>2294435
Whales are disgusting creatures
Humans should just destroy the earth
bab4fd No.2294440
>>2294429
Protip: You're not actually monitoring every little thing- You know how fast to go because you'll almost always be keeping pace with the cars around you so generally just maintain their speed, you generally don't fastidiously shift at a certain RPM on the tach you just listen to whether or not the engine sounds real stressed out or bogged down and shift up or down respectively. You know how far to turn the wheel by starting to turn a little bit and if you turned too much you'll know because you'll feel yourself getting yanked one way or the other no biggie turn less and vice versa- The vehicle literally becomes an extension of yourself because you drive by feel.
dc67b6 No.2294443
>>2294441
too bad global warming isn't real...
d5bf2f No.2294444
>>2294440
Wow. Okay, I think you sold me on getting driving lessons. My support workers also suggested that I should learn to drive. It is a damn useful skill to know.
dc67b6 No.2294445
bab4fd No.2294446
>>2294439
Hey Nezi, isn't your Mustang a 2017 mustang GT Premium PP?
d5bf2f No.2294447
>>2294445
You drinking with me?
What you are drinking?
bab4fd No.2294448
>>2294444
Do what you like and what's in your means; I'm just relaying my experience.
e3c6b1 No.2294449
d5bf2f No.2294451
>>2294448
Yeah, what I wanna do is to be a uni tutor; tried working in a classroom full of kids to get some experience, not sure if I'd like to be a teacher's assistant because my maths is poor and I feel like an idiot not knowing Key Stage 2 stuff.
I think teaching adults would be easier than teaching kids. Are you MFF btw?
dc67b6 No.2294453
>>2294447
I have some orange juice c:
What are you drinking?
>>2294449
That's not possible. Even gay guys want to sleep with me
bab4fd No.2294454
>>2294450
Thought I caught your black ass posting on /o/ for a moment there
dc67b6 No.2294455
>>2294450
pretty vroom vroom
d22aaa No.2294458
>>2294454
it's a 2016 V6
I don't go to /o/ normally
>>2294455
ur pretty
fd9808 No.2294459
>>2294456
Me. I got that name from pritty
fd9808 No.2294461
>>2294460
extraordinarily.
d5bf2f No.2294462
On the phone to my mum, who is in the looney bin. My sister wants an exorcist in her house because she thinks the house is possessed, made me laugh my tits off, made my day. I thought I was the irrational one of the family.
>>2294453
Rum and coke.
Ever played 100% Orange Juice? It's a kawaii card/boardgame.
>>2294452
Was worth a guess, I'll just call you anon.
I'm listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PnOG67flRA
>>2294456
MFF is a poster I think, I probably got his name wrong.
fd9808 No.2294463
>>2294462
Your sister eh? >>2294351
might be interesting
Well, I was just saying that who you was talking to wasn't me. You got my name right though mien former faggot
d5bf2f No.2294464
>>2294463
Yeah, I have trouble remembering names, let alone which anon is who. I forgot it meant Mien Former Faggot, I thought it was a genre for porn.
dc67b6 No.2294465
>>2294457
guys with nice cars have the biggest dicks
>>2294458
-giggles- thankies~
d5bf2f No.2294468
>>2294467
NOTICE AND WITNESS ME, YOU CUNT
fd9808 No.2294469
>>2294464
I can't keep up with all anons either. Japanananon I can distinguish but that's just because of his flag.
>>2294467
charbroiled or charcoal grilled?
2e058d No.2294470
>>2294469
it's not actually borgar time.....
d5bf2f No.2294472
>>2294469
>>2294469
Everyone knows Japananon.
So how have you been? I'm gonna get the small talk out the way before I get shitfaced.
d5bf2f No.2294473
>>2294471
It would be easier to say what isn't.
I don't like how spirits taste, but it's the only shit that gets me reliably drunk.
Plus I'm worried I haven't played dota2 for a while.
Other than that, I'm loving life.
1868d8 No.2294474
>>2294471
I haven't had any fast food in months
kinda want something bad for me
5fcaa9 No.2294475
>>2294473
Have you tried homemade margaritas? Those and Amaretto sours taste delicious and get me reliably drunk!
>>2294474
I'm eating Canes right now. Feels great!
d5bf2f No.2294476
>>2294475
Sounds like something I'd be interested in, but I don't know what goes in a margarita. Sounds too fancy to what I make.
I remember back in the day I used to just mix Bacardi with milk. Called it 'Mad Milk'
1868d8 No.2294477
>>2294475
I have one of those near me
never been though
fd9808 No.2294478
>>2294470
I wish.
>>2294472
I've been the usual. Just keepin' busy. Playing some guitar and learning some. What are you up to beside the liquor?
2e058d No.2294479
>>2294478
what brand guitar do you have anon?
5fcaa9 No.2294480
>>2294476
The only thing you really need besides the tequila is triple sec, lime juice, and a splash of OJ.
>>2294477
It's good stuff, I'm near the original location so I go pretty often.
>>2294479
What's up Bard? I haven't talked to you in forever!
fd9808 No.2294481
>>2294479
It's just one that came in a box with an amp. Dean Vendetta it says. I have a Boss DS1 also which I use on max.
bab4fd No.2294482
>>2294476
Y'know that spiced Rumchata shit? I convinced a buddy of mine it would be super fucking delicious to use that instead of milk in a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
1868d8 No.2294483
>>2294480
Thats only a 30 hour drive
I'll swing by
5fcaa9 No.2294484
>>2294483
I'll get the wine chilled~
1868d8 No.2294485
>>2294484
I'm not the biggest wine fan but I'll drink anything really.
d5bf2f No.2294486
>>2294480
Can;t get triple sec in my ASDA, so I guess I can't make the margeritas. Don't worry, I tried them in a bar and loved them. Ever had a hand grenade cocktail? You'd like em.
>>2294478
Apart from drinking, I've been shitposting and napping all day, this is an off day for me and I wanna do sweet fuck all for the day.
>>2294482
Never even heard of it. Alcohol and breakfast shouldn't be consumed by mortals I think.
d5bf2f No.2294487
>>2294485
If you're starting off, I'd reccommend Echo Fall's fusion wine. They're much sweeter.
2e058d No.2294488
>>2294480
Helloo I'm doing okay today
It's been very snowy here the past few weeks so me and the mates haven't been able to roll jitsu so I finally got convinved to hit the gym with them
Very glad I have been I feel alot better all around mentally and physcially
also started trying to clean up the diet a little which is a lil harder when you work in fast food and dont know how to cook to save a life lol
what about you whats new on your life?
>>2294481
How long have you been playing desu?
What kinda bands are you into?
That's Pantera mode right there lol
1868d8 No.2294489
>>2294487
I bet it taste like someone spraying perfume in your mouth.
d5bf2f No.2294490
>>2294489
I drank it, and I drink anything so long it ain't straight spirit.
5fcaa9 No.2294491
>>2294486
I've had them in New Orleans before, good stuff!
>>2294485
I've been really digging this one Red Blend called The Prisoner. It has notes of raspberry and vanilla. It's mainly Zinfandel with Cab, syrah and petit syrah.
>>2294488
I'm glad to hear that! I've been doing better as well. It's money season at the restaurant and I've been actively trying to actually take care of my blood sugar now by actively checking it and measuring my insulin dosages again. I had a bad low this morning but that can come with being more aggressive with insulin dosing.
2e058d No.2294492
>>2294491
woah wtf you have diabtete?
fd9808 No.2294493
>>2294486
For me, if i get tired after a certain point when my body tells me i slept too much and then it's all crazy from there on out.
I was watching somethings last night you might find interesting. People drinking years old beverages. Like 40 year old bears and 100 year old whiskey and so on. Funny shit.
>>2294488
I played nirvana maily years ago, stopped playing but then got overwhelmed by the itch to play.
I mainly like Ozzy, scars on broadway, SOAD, velvet revolver when it comes to playing guitar for now. I don't listen to much new stuff but I am (still) a vintage seattle music fan. Guns and roses. Sabbath. stuff like that.
5fcaa9 No.2294494
>>2294492
Yeah, I've been Type one for 5~ years now, I was diagnosed my sophomore year in High school.
1868d8 No.2294495
>>2294490
I just finished off a gallon of fireball
Hope I don't get a kidney stone lmao
>>2294491
I mean I'll drink it if its put in front of me.
dc67b6 No.2294496
>>2294462
I have not played that game...
Sounds intimidating...
By coke what do you mean? Cocaine?
I want you to mix drinks for me cuz i hate the taste ><
2e058d No.2294499
>>2294493
You ever try your hand at acoustic?
Electric strings are so smalll and hard to keep in tune...
>>2294494
That's scary
Hopefully it's easy to handle....
you have to take shots then?
Do you do the finger thing ?
5fcaa9 No.2294502
>>2294499
It would be easy if I didn't eat and drink like a 20-something year old. I do take shots and am now doing the finger thing like I'm supposed to.
2e058d No.2294503
>>2294502
I was looking at diet stuff a few weeks ago trying to set one up and I learned about ketosis and they say thats how diabetic peopel are
Are you ketogenic?
fd9808 No.2294505
>>2294499
I had locks on my guitar years back but this one is definitely hard to keep in tune, especially with heavy bends.
I'm not as much of a fan of acoustic guitars since I mainly like to play stuff that has a certain sound. A lot of times it kills my hands too.
5fcaa9 No.2294506
>>2294503
Oh lord, I wish I could sustain a keto diet. Carbs are just too delicious to pass up.
d5bf2f No.2294507
>>2294491
I had em in Liverpool. Was really fun. Fucking loved them.
I don't think we've talked much, what's going on with you?
And I got a question for you.
'If you can change anything in the world, what would it be?'
>>2294493
Would totes be interested in that, I used to watch Moonshiners who made moonshine whiskey innawoods which made for entertainment.
Oh, and I'm talking to my DnD group and wondering how I could make my cleric cooler.
>>2294495
I smoked for years and I don't have cancer, I think you're good to go. Nearly done half of my bottle of rum, hope I don't get a hangover.
1868d8 No.2294508
>>2294507
Just chug a large class of water before bed.
2e058d No.2294509
>>2294505
I never messed with no locks myself but I used to have a really cool E to D droplever that was super useful
do you like the thick guage or thin guages strings?
>>2294506
h-haha y-yeah me too....
d5bf2f No.2294510
>>2294508
Yeah, I ain't gonna do that. I'd rather suffer.
d5bf2f No.2294511
Can someone tell Bard to forgive me?
Post to him and say ==FORGIVE SCANNER== because I miss him.
1868d8 No.2294512
>>2294510
You're on the right track then.
dc67b6 No.2294513
>tfw bard will never talk to me again....
d5bf2f No.2294514
>>2294513
He'll never talk to me either.
Let us both mourn.
5fcaa9 No.2294515
>>2294507
You should come down to New Orleans some time! The drinks down there are huge.
Not too much going on with me right now. I leave for work in about an hour and just taking some time to chill before then.
If I could change one thing I'd like to repeal or change the Agricultural Adjustment Act that is still in effect since 1933 that still pays US farmers to not plant part of their fields, which is plain ridiculous in current times. That's just my two cents on the matter though.
dc67b6 No.2294516
>>2294514
i don't know how to mourn v.v
that's why he hate me
fd9808 No.2294517
>>2294507
make him a pimp?
This is funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAqZu_mxEvI
>>2294509
That sounds nice, especially when you need it. I keep my guitar down half a step. Sometimes I put it down to a dropped D even after that. I don't know if it's still called that even though it's already down 1/2 step.
I like to use super slinky strings which are just a small step thicker the thinnest, that way it's easier to bend.
5fcaa9 No.2294518
>>2294509
Keto is probably the most effective way to lose weight though if that's your goal. My mother lost over 100 lbs in a year when she was diagnosed as Type 2 and had to go on Keto.
2e058d No.2294519
>>2294517
Oh jeez that just sounds awful lol
You know stevie rey vaughan used to use big ole thick strings and he could bend like beckham
though to be fair billy gibbons uses made skinnies and they rip it too...
You get out to many concerts?
>>2294518
i wanna get bigger...............
d5bf2f No.2294521
>>2294516
I know he hates me because I posted a link to furry porn.
>>2294515
I'll need to get a passport. But I think New Orleans would be a good start to my journey to America since it has Jazz and Blues and shit, and was in a Tony Hawks Skateboard game.
/animus/ is the perfect time to waste half an hour. Too early to play games, too late to nap.
I want to change the friction between north korea and south korea, make it more unified.
Failing that, I wish Freddos were 10p.
>>2294517
Nah, I'm making him act like a Mormon, but the more shit he sees, the more he is gonna change his attitudes.
Watching your video btw, I like watching Steve1989 eating old rations from the war.
fd9808 No.2294522
>>2294519
my arm is messed up some from a surgery so I'm having issue with it. It's heavy feeling in general now and I have doubts it will get better again. It sucks but I still have to pick it up and play something and learn stuff.
I don't get to many concerts unfortunately. I'd like to but money.
2e058d No.2294523
>>2294520
I do pulldowns on pulldown machine and then terminator leg machine and vagina thigh machine and rowing machine and pull ups and then run cardio
but no bench press or what would be considered real lfiting....
I'm super weak haha :Furrowed:
do you lift?
5fcaa9 No.2294525
>>2294521
Try coming down during Mardi Gras with a group of friends one year!
>>2294523
I don't but I'm happy being skinny/tall.
dc67b6 No.2294526
>>2294521
Lol what? That's not a good reason to hate someone. He's so sensitive. He hates me because I'm MGD
2e058d No.2294527
>>2294525
whats ur stats big guy ?
239e34 No.2294528
Sometimes I get worried about my future due to my lack of social competence and general incompetence when dealing with new things but the I remember that everyone is somewhat incompetent. It gives me a calming but worrying feeling.
2e058d No.2294530
>>2294528
nobody's perfect
d5bf2f No.2294532
>>2294526
You're MGD?!
Wow, never knew that.
So you're not bloodchan?
>>2294525
I wouldn't bring friends, I'd probably go on my own. Can you show me the sights and smells?
dc67b6 No.2294533
>>2294532
Blood-chan is just a persona of mine that got close to Bard~ There was no way in hell I was going to let him get away so easily
d5bf2f No.2294534
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I'm gonna start replying posts with vocarro, tell me some shit andI will reply to it with my voice.
:
SCANNER THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ruy6vibgNto
5fcaa9 No.2294535
>>2294532
I'd have to know the dates since I'd have to take off work for that weekend/week, but yeah that'd be fun. I live about an hour and a half away from Downtown New Orleans. I'm also going to a couple of the Mardi Gras Balls being held this year.
d5bf2f No.2294536
>>2294533
>>2294533
I don't know much about drama, but I do miss talking to bard.
dc67b6 No.2294537
>>2294536
no matter how much time passes by Bard will always belong to me. He should forgive you though, hating someone over a mistake is just pathetic
d5bf2f No.2294538
Neither mind, having some errors.
>>2294535
Would I need to dress up?
I'll save up for a passport, promise.
I never been to Mardi Gras, maybe I could sleep on your couch to stay over.
>>2294537
I didn't make a mistake, I di some solid shitposting, was just posting to Squash some furry porn that I like.
d5bf2f No.2294539
Gonna play Dota2, have fun, faggots.
d5bf2f No.2294540
Friend says I'm too drunk to play dota2, so here I am.
5fcaa9 No.2294541
>>2294538
Not really, we'd have to talk more about it later. I'm about to leave for work.
2e058d No.2294542
>>2294541
have a good day at work desu
d5bf2f No.2294543
>>2294541
May you be proud of your labour.
d5bf2f No.2294544
This is the line.
I think I am drunk.
This is when you get some solid SCANNER pstings.
Oh god I'm tired, wish I wasn't on pills.
dc67b6 No.2294546
>>2294538
I see, well you shouldn't be friends with someone so sensitive online...
>>2294539
:c
>>2294540
c:
You're still able to type perfectly, you should play some Dota!
d5bf2f No.2294547
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2294545
Nah, fapping is a pasttime,
I ain't gonna fap, I'm gonna bring the house down.
Btw, what do you fap to?
>>2294546
Yeah, maybe you're right. I do have a way about me.
>>2294546
Dota 2 is like an exercise for me.
Can I be the strongest tank?
>>2294546
No, not the way, I think I need to double down and start shitposting nonsense.
ARE YOU READY
BECAUSE I AM
d5bf2f No.2294548
FOLLOW ME TO OBLIVION
WE WILL FIGHT THE VOID
fd9808 No.2294549
>>2294547
I'm crazy for being with my gf and she's crazy for being with me but i just seduce her or I go without since the whole gf thing changed me, even after all this time of being single.
d5bf2f No.2294550
>>2294549
>>2294549
I don't think I'll ever get a gf. Or a bf.
I think I'm a lonely soul to experience the best what life has to offer, on my own. I 'm drunk, couldn't really reply to your post, neverhad a prper gf. I have support workers sheparding me to my chosen goal. Never had a gril to lead me/
d5bf2f No.2294551
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I don't feel psychotic.
Yet I have to take anti-psychotics.
This pill makes me sleepy. I will fight against that.
This will be my last stand.
d5bf2f No.2294552
>>2294549
I'll never feel how you would feel.
fd9808 No.2294553
>>2294550
It's more of a companion thing. Both on our own track but together nonetheless.
>>2294552
Depends on how hard you try and if you are up for the nonesense involved in it all too.
d5bf2f No.2294554
>>2294549
Who are you? Who can you be?
d5bf2f No.2294555
>>2294553
>>2294553
I think Racoon will be my companion, we both have troubles and want each other to succeed.
But I am with my ex girlfriend at rare times.
Am I a lone gun man?
>>2294553
Nonsense is my business. To make no sense is to make me more powerful
d5bf2f No.2294556
>>2294553
I am a black hole, trust me on this.
d5bf2f No.2294557
>>2294553
>>2294553
Can I be part of your trope? I'm drunk and don't know what to say.
fd9808 No.2294558
>>2294555
Dunno. I guess it all comes down to what you choose. You might find someone if you look.
>>2294556
That means no one can escape from a relationship with you?
f2594a No.2294559
That reminds me. I need to invest in a shop vac...
d22aaa No.2294560
>>2294559
I think you suck enough as is.
dc67b6 No.2294562
>>2294547
I'm sorry for the slow reply...
Um... how often do you drink?
9658a1 No.2294563
f2594a No.2294564
Forgot I had my Cookie trip on. :P
Anyway, hope y'all are having a nice day.
f2594a No.2294565
>>2294563
They're pretty great, and I keep meaning to get one to have handy around the house.
d22aaa No.2294568
>>2294564
Excuse my previous comment then.
>>2294567
Dah.
fc7a5b No.2294569
>>2294568
time to play some metulz
fc7a5b No.2294571
>>2294570
ok back
You're clear for work ye?
d22aaa No.2294572
>>2294571
On call until Monday.
fc7a5b No.2294573
>>2294572
what happened to no calls after X PM
fc7a5b No.2294575
>>2294574
Wasn't it 5PM
hence no beer before 5PM
d22aaa No.2294576
>>2294575
Well yeah, but I can't drink anything because technically working.
fc7a5b No.2294578
>>2294576
is this your life now
d22aaa No.2294579
>>2294578
For the last 4 years.
Have a few offers for a step up. Risky, will think about it.
54b1c9 No.2294580
fc7a5b No.2294581
>>2294579
Is it worse now though?
d22aaa No.2294584
>>2294583
New management is fucking things up. Pissing money away while blaming my department for not making enough.
fc7a5b No.2294585
>>2294584
Oh, well i meant worse for you
what are they spending money on
d22aaa No.2294586
>>2294585
Worse for me in the sense they're blaming me for mistakes on jobs that I haven't gone to. Essentially that the training of my peers should have been better. Even though I told those cunts my coworkers don't know the difference between their ass and a hole in the ground.
Private company vehicles for people who don't work here, Dinners and lunches paid for by the company. Luncheons and breakfast delivered daily paid by the company. All given to management, none to the workers.
fc7a5b No.2294587
>>2294586
So I take it you have more responsibility except not really, make more money but your work times are up in the air
sounds like a bad deal but idk
ah yeah, that one's a classic
44ec6b No.2294593
d22aaa No.2294597
>>2294593
Hello Madeleine.
>>2294596
I want to skateboard again.
d22aaa No.2294598
>>2294597
Take your medicine.
d22aaa No.2294600
>>2294598
all it does is give me flare ups
>>2294599
Just another day of edumacation.
d22aaa No.2294601
>>2294600
You're a big guy
44ec6b No.2294602
>>2294600
ur getting pummeled :(
d22aaa No.2294603
>>2294601
are you calling me fat
>>2294602
i wish
that sounds fun
44ec6b No.2294605
>>2294603
wow lewd
what else is new tho? anything exciting?
d22aaa No.2294606
>>2294604
i'm gonna get you back for the peanut butter
>>2294605
idunno
feeling a lot less stressed now that I've got one assignment left and then finals
my brother is becoming an alcohol and the family is worried
you?
9658a1 No.2294607
44ec6b No.2294609
>>2294606
ouch, sry to hear that.
yeah almost done then break right? get back some R&R :p
idk just chillin. Fridays are weird cause I'm not used to getting out at 5 yet haha. I started germinating some more seeds and played around with that. Found some more stuff from the seed catalog they sent me and I'm gonna get a 2nd grow light for myself for x-mas. Early of course^^
What classes you takin rn?
d22aaa No.2294610
>>2294606
I mean, you can try. I'm getting myself by eating fucking lemon cookies and popcorn.
9658a1 No.2294611
d22aaa No.2294612
>>2294609
is 5 earlier or later than normal?
gonna grow any ghost peppers?
Freshman Comp II
Accounting Principles of Finance
US Government
Greek & Roman Humanities
>>2294610
the problem here is that you have no weaknesses
grrRrrrRRRr
>>2294611
ur a nice one
d22aaa No.2294613
>>2294612
I mean yeah, I'm basically Bruce Willis in that Unbreakable movie compared to you.
44ec6b No.2294614
>>2294612
earlier than normal. fridays are now short shifts which is rad.
nah, honestly i'm not too big on the super hots. They're rad and stuff but the hottest I'll go is habanero for "safety reasons" lmao I started some thai chiles tonight so maybe those will germinate. I want to turn one into a bonsai pepper lol
ew gross. I'm sorry to have asked x_x
d22aaa No.2294616
>Threw my lemon cookies in the trash
44ec6b No.2294618
lemon cookies are kinda trash tho
cc15ec No.2294619
YOU DESERVED THAT AND MORE
cc15ec No.2294621
>>2294614
I've been stressed out really bad
this is the worst semester I've ever done
I hate the material
other than accounting. but it's still a lot of work
yeah ghost is too high...
short friday shift sounds nice
d22aaa No.2294623
>>2294622
Those are a lot of middle fingers that need washing
d22aaa No.2294627
>>2294626
I mean, those cookies cost 6 bucks each.
502e0f No.2294633
>>2294631
What is the show that's edited from?
44ec6b No.2294634
44ec6b No.2294636
isn't david firth the salad fingers guy
44ec6b No.2294637
bab4fd No.2294638
>>2294615
>that webm
YOU'RE HURTING THE POOR DOG FFS!!!1!11
9658a1 No.2294639
740dcb No.2294641
So quiet.
I hope that means everyone is having a nice night. ♥
44ec6b No.2294642
251e5e No.2294643
>>2294641
It just means we're all busy playing Smash
740dcb No.2294644
>>2294642
Hi, Maddie!
>>2294643
Do y'all play together? I'm thinking of getting a Switch early next year. Maybe I could get whopped by you guys.
44ec6b No.2294645
>>2294644
Sabby. Should I buy another grow light or nah? I've been kind of expanding but idk
Give me ur sage advice pls <3
740dcb No.2294647
>>2294645
>sage advice
Uh oh! I don't know if I have any of that.
I didn't have any luck with my little grown light kit. I could get some little sprouts going sometimes, but mostly I just ended up with well-lit dirt.
Did you have any luck last time? Did you use one with those baby peppers?
fd9808 No.2294648
>>2294644
dammit. my shit wasn't loading and i didn't see you were here or i wouldn't have posted this >>2294646 don't watch it.
251e5e No.2294649
>>2294644
I don't have anyone from the threads added yet.
I'd totally be down to getting spanked by Sabs though in Smash
44ec6b No.2294651
>>2294647
I have some stuff going rn and I just started some more types of plants and I also ordered some new seeds too tonight.
rip peppers. I'm trying some thai chiles again this time around.
fd9808 No.2294652
>>2294650
I have a rule of not posting nice stuff when sabs is here because that's what she wants me to do.
740dcb No.2294653
>>2294648
BUSTED! You posted somethin' cute. I'm telling!
>>2294649
I haven't played in foreeeever, so I'd have to scrap with some folks to get back in shape. Last time I played was on Wii. I was gettin' pretty good with Zero Suit Samus and Sheik.
Who do you usually use?
>>2294651
Funnn. What kinda seeds did you order?
My tomato plant ended up going crazy. I thought I'd somehow failed with it because it got huge but didn't make any fruit, but then it just suddenly blew up with little baby tomatoes for about two months. I couldn't even get to a lot of 'em because they were in the dense middle part and I didn't trust myself to trim it.
d22aaa No.2294654
ehehehehehe
nyan desu ne :333333
9658a1 No.2294656
44ec6b No.2294657
>>2294653
i got blacktail mountain watermelon cause they're smaller and I think it would be funny to have melon vines in my room, Muncher cucumbers cause I wanna make my pickles, and cosmo black magic flowers I wanna try. They're supposed to smell like chocolate^^
251e5e No.2294658
>>2294653
I used to play a ton of Ness back in my N64 days and then I transitioned to Young Link for the other games.
One of my first unlocks in this one was Marth and I'm really feeling him right now ^^
fd9808 No.2294659
>>2294653
Even though this looks long, i thought it was well worth the time. You get to see Wish in this video, bud. >>2294652
44ec6b No.2294660
and yeah, tomatoes will just poop out fruit when you give them ample water it's great. Cherry tomatoes are my go to, did you do the big ones or the small ones? There are black tomatoes I saw in my seed catalog today :O
44ec6b No.2294661
251e5e No.2294662
fd9808 No.2294663
>>2294662
The bearded one. I'm certain of this.
251e5e No.2294664
>>2294663
I've actually been to that restaurant before.
740dcb No.2294665
>>2294655
Howdy! Havin' a fun night so far?
>>2294657
It'd be neat to try to get vines to grow up and around a bed frame. It'd be so pretty.
>They're supposed to smell like chocolate
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'mma have to get me some of those.
>>2294658
Aw, you were a teeny baby when N64 was out!
BTW, I'm just remembering seeing this earlier today. It's...something.
https://www.theonion.com/review-super-smash-bros-ultimate-sunk-by-unforgivab-1830942802
>>2294659
Awwwwww dang, kid! You know I'm sucker for puns. And I didn't see Wish in there. You're fibbin'.
>>2294660
The seed packet said they were s'posed to be blue tomaters, but they never turned blue. They got a little dark, but more of a dark red than anything else. They were tasty, though!
I planted them in the old inside barrel of a dryer with a bunch of potting soil dumped in it. I'd mist it with the hose three times a day.
d22aaa No.2294666
>>2294665
yeah I'm shitposting from Tracer's computer and ruining his image xDDDD
251e5e No.2294667
>>2294665
I was at least 4 when that game came out!
I remember getting an N64 for Christmas and playing Pokemon Stadium for hours even though I was too dumb to figure out how to use moves properly :3
>How a backwards, demeaning image like this made it into a game in 2018 is beyond me. It just goes to show that developers come from a privileged and insulated world.
This is glorious.
44ec6b No.2294668
>>2294665
It's 5 bucks for like literally 4 seeds of that plant tho x_x There was another super blue flower that is a natural dye so you can make blue tea. and if you add lemon juice to it it turns pink. Natural pink lemonade!
hmm that's weird. maybe a dud haha. I think it's amazing how many types of veggies are around and stable/growable that you never see at a supermarket.
That's a very resourceful planter btw. Have you seen people grow out of old toilets lol Such kitchey :p
fd9808 No.2294669
>>2294664
bull and barrel? It sounds interesting actually.
>>2294665
The bearded one at the beginning. The cameraman during the song.
251e5e No.2294670
>>2294669
Yeah, they make a pretty 👌 pulled pork sandwich.
But you know I gotta get me some of that poutine.
fd9808 No.2294671
>>2294670
of course. what all do they have besides food? The video was very witty which i didn't expect for something country/western related.
740dcb No.2294672
>>2294666
Evil trips for an evil deed!
You should post tons of cute baby animal stuff. That'd show him.
>>2294667
Poor Kirby. He just wants to be a marshmallow and eat people. I don't know if I want to live in a society that would condemn him for it. :P
>pulled pork sandwich
Well now I gotta get Cuban food tomorrow.
>>2294668
You're becoming quite the botanist, Maddie. ♥
44ec6b No.2294673
251e5e No.2294674
>>2294671
Uhh, alcohol and the bull, really.
I think they have local bands play there too, but I suppose that's pretty meh.
Oh, and there all you can eat wings for like $11 on Tuesdays.
>>2294672
I don't know if I want to live in a society where people like you think Kirby isn't just straight up offensive to modern society.
>Well now I gotta get Cuban food tomorrow.
Can I come?
740dcb No.2294676
>>2294673
^o^
Have you ever made pink lemonade pie?
>>2294674
Typical snowflake. Just lookin' for something to be offended by. :P
Come on down! We'll have mojitos and melon salad.
>>2294675
>happy puppy and beach boys
Yeah, dass it!
44ec6b No.2294677
>>2294676
i.. i haven't heard of it. I'm not huge on pie tbqh
fd9808 No.2294678
>>2294674
I bet that place probably has a lot of people that go there with all that. Kind of like Chili's and AppleBee's around here.
d22aaa No.2294679
>>2294676
Doing anything for Christmas?
251e5e No.2294680
>>2294676
I don't have to stand for this kind of bullying!
Oh? Can you handle your alcohol pretty well?
>>2294678
Well no, they don't reheat frozen food.
fd9808 No.2294681
>>2294680
They don't microwave precooked and refrigerated food? No kangaroo meat to save money instead of chicken and beef?
251e5e No.2294683
>>2294681
We ain't about that life man, we only use the real shit.
Except when some country bumpkin decides to use waffle fries on poutine
Their pulled pork is really good though
>>2294682
Yes, of course.
740dcb No.2294684
>>2294677
What are you huge on? (I'm bein' nosy)
>>2294679
I'm keeping it small and simple. It's just me, mom, and grandma, so I'm going to roast a couple of game hens. Then we'll just spend a lazy day talking or watching Christmas junk. How about you?
>>2294680
Getting bullied builds character!
I can handle my alcohol if I pace myself and just sip comfy drinks. Back when I drank to get drunk, I would get really loud and flirty after a couple of shots. Total lightweight.
>>2294682
Poor Jynx. She just wanted to be ganguro like all the cool girls.
251e5e No.2294685
>>2294684
So what you're telling me is that you got bullied a lot growing up? :3
>I would get really loud and flirty after a couple of shots.
Well now I know exactly what not to do~
7d3f4a No.2294686
>>2294683
was i supposed to know you had a switch?
>>2294684
i was really confused when she was made purple and even more confused when i read "its been changed because of racism complaints"
251e5e No.2294687
>>2294686
Well I was just talking to you earlier about playing the new Smash game, at least.
44ec6b No.2294688
d22aaa No.2294690
>>2294684
that sounds nice.
game hens?
my family is meeting for Christmas on a day I'm working 12 hours
fd9808 No.2294693
>>2294683
sometimes funny stuff works for food but other times it's just... funny.
High amounts of pineapple in a male's diet can make his semen taste much better than salty, fishy food.
251e5e No.2294694
>>2294692
ん?
>>2294693
But semen already tastes perfect to begin with.
740dcb No.2294697
>>2294685
I was the biggest bully, actually. I was the terror of nine counties. I gave so many swirlies I caused a drought. I gave so many wedgies that they had to build a special hospital.
>>2294686
Come to think of it, I don't think I ever caught or used a Jynx, even though I was partial to psychic and ghost types.
>>2294688
I used to have a reeaaally intense sweet tooth. Now I'm more into savory stuff too. But I am still weak around dark chocolate. -___-
>>2294690
Oh no! I hope you're at least getting good holiday pay.
Game hens are just tiny broiler chickens. They're great slow roasted with herbs and butter.
fd9808 No.2294698
>>2294694
better than pee?
251e5e No.2294700
>>2294697
Really? No way, I don't believe it. I refuse to believe it!
You're way too sweet and innocent to ever be a bully.
>>2294698
Never.
>>2294699
I actually had no idea that was a thing
But yes, 俺は愛上男
7d3f4a No.2294701
>>2294697
>Come to think of it, I don't think I ever caught or used a Jynx, even though I was partial to psychic and ghost types.
you encounter her in the first games at one of the last bosses i think
>>2294693
>salty, fishy food.
its not my fault thats what my diet consists of
>>2294700
>I actually had no idea that was a thing
what did you mean then?
740dcb No.2294703
>>2294700
You better start believin'. Arrrrr.
>>2294701
I was kinda dumb as a kid. I only wanted to collect the Pokemon I liked and didn't go for the gold and catch 'em all.
d22aaa No.2294704
>>2294697
>good pay
eh...if $10/hr is good pay
oh well.
ah. herbs and butter sounds good.
7d3f4a No.2294705
>>2294702
>アルファベット
japanese doesnt have an alphabet
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADqLniFy6ww
日本語もろくに喋れないクロンボニガーは日本人ではありません
>Vivendi
of course its a french company
>>2294703
i caught all of them in the first 3 games but gave up in the later ones
it was impossible without friends too
251e5e No.2294706
>>2294703
Please don't start bullying me, I get bullied enough already every day ;;
>>2294705
>of course its a french company
???
7d3f4a No.2294708
>>2294706
you know what i said above right?
>of course its a french company
well i guess just western in general
but you get my point
251e5e No.2294709
>>2294708
Yes, of course.
I'm most surprised you're choosing to shit-talk UMG over LINE, tbh.
740dcb No.2294710
>>2294707
*pat pat*
>>2294706
Want me to beat 'em up? I'll do it for milk money.
>>2294705
I haven't played since the original Gold and Silver. Those games were so cozy. They were a great comfort as a kid.
7d3f4a No.2294711
>>2294709
>I'm most surprised you're choosing to shit-talk UMG over LINE, tbh.
what does line have to do with this?
7d3f4a No.2294712
>>2294710
the last one i played was black and white
d22aaa No.2294713
>>2294710
I switched computers btw, I was Tracer Bullet before
251e5e No.2294714
>>2294710
N-No, violence is bad!
>>2294711
It was a GReeeeN collab with LINE.
All the animated people in the MV are LINE characters.
7d3f4a No.2294715
>>2294714
>It was a GReeeeN collab with LINE.
i didnt notice, that explains a lot
>All the animated people in the MV are LINE characters.
i never actually used line because its a korean botnet
740dcb No.2294717
>>2294712
The new Switch games look really cute. All the more reason for me to want one.
>>2294713
Mhm. I figured. Is he going to be made you sullied his good name by posting cute stuff?
>>2294714
You're right. Physical harm would be stooping to their level.
I'll just spread nasty rumors about them that snowball out of control so that they have to leave town.
7d3f4a No.2294718
>>2294716
ごめんなさい
>>2294717
the last nintendo console i owned was a DS
i dont have the money for anything now
740dcb No.2294719
The wooz just hit me hard. Time for bed.
Have a great night, everyone! Be good to yourselves.
d22aaa No.2294720
>>2294717
he said he doesn't care but
somehow i think it annoys
>>2294719
nini :(
fd9808 No.2294722
>>2294701
I'm just going by experiments and my sister's stories.
7e06a3 No.2294723
raise ur hand if u like dick
bab4fd No.2294730
>>2294729
Your ceaseless sluttery never ceases to astound and disgust me.
7e06a3 No.2294731
>>2294730
Then I am doing my job perfectly~
bab4fd No.2294732
>2294731
Why do you enjoy my suffering so?
bab4fd No.2294733
7e06a3 No.2294734
>>2294732
Because your sweet tears sustain me, dallas
d1cbd8 No.2294735
Whos posting all this furry faggot shit
d1cbd8 No.2294737
>>2294736
lol hey whats up AM
Do you still look like a fat Nezi?
bab4fd No.2294738
>>2294734
Don't make me have to finally whoop your ass once and for all, Zachary- (It was Zachary wasn't it?)
251e5e No.2294739
>>2294737
>Do you still look like a fat Nezi?
So, like Nezi?
7e06a3 No.2294740
>>2294737
sure, why not
>>2294738
wow, you dont even remember
gonna kms
yes it was, and im not sure you would be able to, you pussy bitch~
251e5e No.2294741
bab4fd No.2294743
>>2294740
Sadly all the alcohol and vapid shitheads have started taking their toll on my long term memory- OH JESUS, I was about to wax nostalgic about you for a moment God damn.
7e06a3 No.2294744
>>2294743
dont you dare, you fairy.
How have you been anyway?
bab4fd No.2294745
>>2294744
I am perpetually a bad mother fucker, how you think I've been? Doing more racing but sadly never enough to sate me.
7e06a3 No.2294746
>>2294745
Race you to the grave, bb
Sounds alright, not a fan of goin fast
bab4fd No.2294747
>>2294746
I'll ride high there in the embrace of an infinite devil machine, darlin~ It's not for everyone; I'm just one of those freaks for whom speed means freedom of the soul.
7e06a3 No.2294749
>>2294748
pet pet
>>2294747
ill free my soul all over your face. if you like speed you should see me in bed. something something machine.
there, all the pickup lines I could think of.
What do you race?
d1cbd8 No.2294750
>>2294739
hey you douchebag he's skinnier than me or you now
Dudes gota delicious thin waist
too bad he's white
>>2294740
How ya been man?
Its been agesd or at least has felt like its been ages
7e06a3 No.2294751
>>2294750
its been a while
im doin alright, went to mff (furcon) and im going to AX this year as well, getting out of depression and shit.
how have you been? still as insane and tequila filled as I remember?
251e5e No.2294752
>>2294750
>too bad he's white
Better than Guatemalan, at least.
2d08e6 No.2294753
>>2294750
>too bad he's white
are you only into mexicans
bab4fd No.2294754
>>2294749
Though pathetic, the persistence you keep at this is cute. I race cars, what else?
7e06a3 No.2294755
>>2294754
what kind of cars, dumbass. More than one type of racing
not as cute as you, IDIOT
7e06a3 No.2294757
>>2294756
howl are you nezo
d1cbd8 No.2294758
>>2294751
Oh shit no way how was furcon?
Also you going to Ax this year?
Time to get lit dude, just dont try to fuck me bro
I'll wingman you with the oither gay niggas
Just fuck Luke if he comes thru this year lmao
Nah I calmed down dude, I just drink like 3 beers a day and smoke like a bowl or two a day
Im a good boi now
>>2294752
How dare you
>>2294753
Im into people who are japanese and also pedophiles
hint hint wink wink
b2f14a No.2294759
I washed my bedsheets and changed my furnace filter so hopefully I'll stop sneezing all the time
bab4fd No.2294760
>>2294755
Mah goat, mostly drag racing these days- Though I'm dying to get back into dirt oval racing, miss my sprint car ;~;
Rumors of my alleged cuteness have been grossly exaggerated.
7e06a3 No.2294761
>>2294758
Furcon was good, a lot of fun and ill probably go to more local ones as time goes on
Yeah dude, lets hang out, and you better wingman for me.
Good to hear, I dont drink much anymore besides weekends/parties
2d08e6 No.2294762
>>2294758
you are going to have a hard time finding that in america
good luck
251e5e No.2294763
>>2294758
You know I'm not wrong :^)
>hint hint wink wink
He's mine, back off.
7e06a3 No.2294764
>>2294760
I always knew you would be a drag queen.
cars are expensive man, racing must take a lot out of ya. what happened to your car?
ive seen you you cute faggot
2d08e6 No.2294766
>>2294763
dont worry im not into 黒ん坊 :^)
d22aaa No.2294767
>>2294758
okay i guess
been somewhat bored...
bab4fd No.2294768
>>2294764
The sprint car? It's been gone for years now, I raced it when I was around 10-13 and amidst life turmoil shortly thereafter it got sold to Australians but I never forgot how much fun it was. Pic related.
7e06a3 No.2294769
>>2294768
oh! just buy a new one then :^)
I dont know much about dirt racing other than the last time I went to a track for a show I got welts from being pelted by dirt from the track
bab4fd No.2294773
>>2294769
>oh! just buy a new one then :^)
Cunt. You should hit me up on steam, then I can have the liberty of telling you what you are at my leisure instead of waiting like once every 3 years or whatever.
7e06a3 No.2294775
>>2294773
whats your steam, then? since I dont seem to have it.
bab4fd No.2294777
>>2294775
Look for "Redrick Schuhart" I'm the fuck with this picture
d22aaa No.2294780
>tfw you will never be cute
d22aaa No.2294789
>>2294781
why you gotta lie to me nibba
251e5e No.2294790
>>2294788
If I don't constantly remind myself that you're a baka, then I'll forget :3
7e06a3 No.2294791
>>2294789
it aint a lie bro
cute as fuck
251e5e No.2294793
251e5e No.2294798
>>2294797
Give cuddles so I can sleep
2d08e6 No.2294799
>>2294798
はいはいムギュウおやすみなさいかわいい子
d22aaa No.2294804
>>2294800
zehgess is alive?
7e06a3 No.2294805
good night cuties and pedos
d1cbd8 No.2294806
>>2294761
Sounds like a good time lol
where was/is it at
>>2294762
Nah thats super common around here lmao
>>2294763
>He's mine, back off.
How dare you he's mine
7e06a3 No.2294807
>>2294806
chicago, mff. the biggest one.
talk to you later ~
7267a1 No.2294808
>>2294806
>Nah thats super common around here lmao
are you sure japanese "pedophiles" are common in america?
even without the pedophile part?
>How dare you he's mine
you just said its super common yet you need to go after me
54b1c9 No.2294810