ae3916 No.2287345
ddbd39 No.2287346
>>2287340
there is a lot wrong with anime in general
>>2287342
who of them
3c9876 No.2287347
>>2287346
>there is a lot wrong with anime in general
i was talking about the image not anime
but i disagree
f81f83 No.2287349
>>2287339
what does that even fucking mean
do you want someone to skip your head across the ground like a stone? because that's what yeeting someone sounds like to me
d0c2dc No.2287350
Still awake, still hate myself. My cat is asleep again.
d0c2dc No.2287351
>>2287350
Update: She's discovered I'm up and has moved to my lap
6295bb No.2287352
>>2287195 ( Proto1 )
kinda
feef81 No.2287354
>>2287349
Don't think about it. It never makes any more sense.
d0c2dc No.2287355
Update again: My fire alarm went off with no signs of a fire or carbon monoxide... catto is scare....
3a149a No.2287356
It's probably running low on battery life.
d0c2dc No.2287357
>>2287356
My household was required to replace them this year when we had solar installed. These units don’t have a battery and recommend being replaced after 10 years... also fuck my ears hurt....
3a149a No.2287358
You should probably try and get some sleep soon.
9b5841 No.2287359
5fe2ff No.2287360
Got woken up by my mum, wanted to stay in bed late in the afternoon. Are these real nigga hours?
3a149a No.2287361
5fe2ff No.2287362
>>2287361
Shame, never been on /animus/ so early. Usually go on at 8pm.
3a149a No.2287363
Everyone in burgerland is asleep, and I suppose everyone else is either doing the same, or has better things to do.
5fe2ff No.2287364
WHILE THEY SLEEP IN THEIR HOMES
THE DARKNESS SHROUDS OUR VILE DEEDS
/SCANIMUS/ WHEN?
5fe2ff No.2287365
I miss late night drug binges.
5fe2ff No.2287369
>>2287366
RACCOON, I MISSED YOU!
Teaching my mum how to play Stardew Valley now. How've you been?
f57627 No.2287370
>>2287369
Not great, which is why I've been avoiding the threads. I missed you too. I hope your mum can use the game as a therapeutic relaxant.
5fe2ff No.2287371
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>>2287370
Well if you need a break from social media, I hope it does you good. Gonna send you good vibes, you're one of the few posters I can remember, therefore care about. I'll let her post a bit.
<I hope so too, I thank you very much.
<This song will lift you, if it doesn't, nothing will.
I don't think you'd be in Public Enemy, don't worry if it doesn't lift you. I'll find some more good vibes for you.
5fe2ff No.2287372
into Public Enemy*
<I'm cheered up now, listening to that.
f57627 No.2287373
>>2287371
Jeje, it's not what I usually listen to, but the energy is uplifting.
It's weird, I never thought about this place as social media. I'm still on Steam for what it's worth.
Why did she thank me?
5fe2ff No.2287374
<I just realized I bought SCANNER champagne flutes and not wine glasses for New Years
Yeah, gojnna get fucked up on New Years.
<Let's have champagne
No, too expensive.
<Cava then.
>>2287373
Yeah, doesn't seem like it but it is social media. I'll talk to you more on Steam then, who knows, we could go back to playing Stardew. How good is your computer? I may get you a xmas present.
<Posting has just generally cheered me, that's why I thanked you.
f57627 No.2287375
>>2287374
It's a laptop so not too powerful, but I got it this year so it's not worn down. It should handle games.
Your pic looks like a qt trap.
5fe2ff No.2287376
>>2287375
I've saved more Hex Maniac pics, especially lewd ones. I'm thinking of getting you Gremlins Inc if you like boardgames, so we could play together, LISA if you like fucked up rpgs or something low res you may like like Darkest Dungeon.
qt traps are the best.
5fe2ff No.2287377
Gonna go shopping with my mum, brb.
f57627 No.2287378
>>2287376
The boardgame sounds good, I'm not interested in anything single player.
9c626b No.2287380
>>2287368
Always good to see you. No matter how brief.
f57627 No.2287381
>>2287380
:3
I never understood why I tickled your fancy.
9c626b No.2287382
>>2287381
Not really sure of that myself. All I know is that it cheers me up to see you around and the best I can offer you is my greetings in return.
f57627 No.2287383
>>2287382
I'm glad, it's nice to see you too, always without any baggage.
9c626b No.2287384
>>2287383
I actually have to head to sleep now but next time I get a chance, I'll try to hit you up on steam.
Lotsa love. Stay fantastic.
f57627 No.2287385
98baca No.2287387
>>2287386
afternoon 4 u
whats good
5fe2ff No.2287388
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Back from my mum's shopping. I got 4 hours till I have to start making moves on my homework and get a bath, should I play dota2 or drink and shitpost?
98baca No.2287389
>>2287388
>4h to do hw and bathe
>should I drink
scannerpls
5fe2ff No.2287390
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>>2287389
It's just 3 cans of cider. Nothing major.
But your response has answered my question, drinking it is.
f57627 No.2287391
5fe2ff No.2287392
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>>2287391
Yes sir, glad to be useful for once.
CRACK EM, DRINK EM, POST SUM ASS
f57627 No.2287393
>>2287392
Niiice, nostraight tho.
6eff79 No.2287394
>>2287387
Chilling at home instead of being at work is pretty good
98baca No.2287395
>>2287394
you can say that again
is this your bed setup?
6eff79 No.2287397
>>2287395
Oh no just something funny/impressive on twitter
20a1c8 No.2287398
I cannot wait for the chinese to open, so hangry.
5fe2ff No.2287400
>>2287393
>>>2287393
All I got is Hex Maniac lewds though.
The only woman I give a fuck about.
You could start posting gay lewds to even out the posting though.
Btw, if this post is repeated, it's because my internet shit the bed and wouldn't work. This fucking hot ass image wouldn't load up.
f57627 No.2287401
>>2287400
Shame, man. I'm sure you could find women like your waifu.
5fe2ff No.2287402
>>2287396
*RIP N SIP LISTENAN TO DEATH GRIPS*
5fe2ff No.2287403
>>2287401
JESUS CHRIST WHAT A MADMAN! DAT IMAGE THOUGH.
And probably not, big tiddy goth gfs are notoriously insane, I won't be able to handle.
f57627 No.2287404
>>2287403
As long as you're okay with it.
98baca No.2287405
>>2287401
never thought I'd see this again
jfc
hope the thing is stuffed
but even then your dick touching formaldehyde isnt cool
>>2287398
I had hotpot last night it was so fuckin good
>>2287397
lol whats your power level in that regards
got any body pillows?
lewd figs?
6eff79 No.2287406
>>2287405
Actually I only have one fig that someone bought me as a gift :3
And a few charms that I bought online
So power level is basically zero IRL?
5fe2ff No.2287407
>>2287404
Yeah, surprisingly I am ok with it. Is there something wrong with me? Maybe I'm desensetized.
I'm gonna hype myself up for the best shitposting around. Sippin on my Dark Fruits hoping to cast some Bad Juju on this thread.
20a1c8 No.2287408
>>2287405
hotto potto
sounds great!
6eff79 No.2287409
I guess the fig is a bit lewd tho
98baca No.2287410
>>2287408
they didnt have the pork slices
but everything else was fuckin bomb
lamb squid mussels fish balls chicken fried pork spinach cabbage enoki mushroom cow tongue, the whole shebang
>>2287409
POST IT
98baca No.2287412
>>2287411
did echo get u this
now turn it around
6eff79 No.2287413
>>2287412
Nah he didn't :3
I don't think I actually took a picture of the back
But I assure you dat ass is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
f57627 No.2287414
>>2287407
If anyone can, that's you.
5fe2ff No.2287415
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GIVE ME DRUGS
I GOT MY CANS
MY NAME IS SCANNER
SO LET'S DANCE
>>2287414
1 can down, 2 to go, gonna kick this shit up a notch and post the usual videogame soundtrack that comes with my posts.
Haven't touched my Stardew Valley save, still in Summer. Don't feel like playing it today, fancy doing some farmhanding tomorrow?
20a1c8 No.2287416
>>2287410
HOLY SHIT!!!! that sounds great! :4
5fe2ff No.2287418
HIDE IN YOUR HOMES
I HERALD UNBRIDLED INSANITY
COME JOIN THE DIRGE OF /SCANIMS/
IT IS YOUR DESTINY
5fe2ff No.2287419
>>2287417
I've seen a big ol' jug of PVA Glue in school.
It sorta looks like litres of semen. Might make a note of that if I ever need to make a film with some disgusting props.
5ad143 No.2287421
I guess the blizzard started.
5fe2ff No.2287422
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Come on you barbarians!
Let's get crazy!
SCANNER DEMANDS SOME NON COMPOS MENTIS!
3a149a No.2287423
Be careful, those things can be dangerous from what I've heard.
5fe2ff No.2287424
>>2287420
Any plans for New Years?
My family wants to go to Amsterdam, which means I need to get a tablet so I can shitposted stoned on holiday.
5ad143 No.2287425
Are you saying I shouldn't go play in it?
22896c No.2287426
>>2287419
Like a dragon dildo collection and dirty whisks?
3a149a No.2287427
So long as you've got enough food at home and you're not playing in the road, I suppose there's no harm in doing so.
5fe2ff No.2287428
>>2287421
Wrap up warm, friendo.
Lock your doors, only monsters favour such conditions.
Hope you don't get eaten by Wendigos.
f57627 No.2287429
>>2287424
I'll probably just eat with my family, I don't look forward to it. Isn't it a bit soon to make plans? Christmas comes first.
5ad143 No.2287430
I have like, 60 mini tacos.
>>2287428
I don't think we have those here.
3a149a No.2287431
Then just be sure to dress properly and enjoy yourself.
20a1c8 No.2287433
It snowing in USA?
keep warm guys.
5fe2ff No.2287434
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>>2287426
That reminds me, I always wanted a door bead curtains made of dildos, so people would have to get through dildoes just to get into my house.
But yeah, dildos always make for funny props. The penis is inherently hilarious.
>>2287429
Christmas is for getting fucked up with family, New Years is for getting fucked up with friends. I'll probably shitpost here on New Years with two bottles of vodka and two bottles of coke. I need to do my christmas shopping.
>>2287430
We have a real life black boogeyman named Purple Aki who would appear out of the blue in gyms and bus stops, asking men to touch their muscles or squat him. Much more terrifying than a Wendigo.
5fe2ff No.2287435
You know, one of the things I've been meaning to do is to do a drunk stream of Always Sometimes Monsters. Would anyone be interested? I haven't made a stream in months so it'll take me a while to figure out how to do shit.
22896c No.2287436
>>2287434
yep. used to be some sign of power but now more jestering.
5ad143 No.2287437
>>2287433
Here at least.
>>2287434
Nani?
f57627 No.2287438
>>2287434
I don't have anyone to spend it with so I'll be here on new year's as well, with you.
5fe2ff No.2287439
>>2287436
Sign of fertility too. I think they have a festival about cocks in Japan but you'll have to ask Japanon about that. Dildos make for awesome weapons too.
>>2287437
Yeah, a big black guy who is so notorious that he's banned country wide from gyms and loitering there. Want me to post the Count Dankula vid about him? Purple Aki is a real life monster of a man who gropes and terrifies swole men.
>>2287438
I'd probably spend it with my mate Chris but I'd rather be in front of a computer with you too.
5ad143 No.2287440
>>2287439
Your country is odd.
5fe2ff No.2287441
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>>2287440
Yeah, we don't have Bigfoot. We have a big black guy who likes muscles.
5ad143 No.2287442
>>2287441
We don't have anything like that.
Missouri is kind of quiet.
f57627 No.2287443
>>2287439
Daw. Don't hesitate to see your mate if he asks.
5fe2ff No.2287445
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>>2287442
Something more local to me in St.Helens, we have this old and really weird man named Johnny Wellyman. I don't know why he is famous around these parts. Ive heard so many rumors about him. That he was super rich but got cheated out of an inheritance. He thought I was the local paperboy.
>>2287443
Yeah, it's just I'd rather shitpost than go out. It's more fun, it's like a party in your head.
>>2287444
Yeah, that's the one.
Funny how certain images can bring up a conversation. I heard there was once this girl who got her stomach pumped because she ingested too much semen, not sure if it's real or not.
f57627 No.2287446
>>2287445
Sadly that's not healthy.
22896c No.2287447
>>2287445
probably have to be a whole lot for that to happen.
5fe2ff No.2287448
>>2287446
All the fun things I wanna do is unhealthy. Apparently I'm at a diabetes risk, after having my blood results come in. Can't drink energy drinks anymore, which sucks. Still making a comprimise by going sugar free. ;w;
Smoking is not healthy, yet I fucking love to do it, rolling a cig right now in fact. Can't remember the most unhealthy thing I did. Maybe take ecstasy without eating a whole day.
5fe2ff No.2287449
>>2287447
My thoughts exactly, you would need like loads of guys to shoot said loads.
5fe2ff No.2287450
>>2287446
Plus it's New Year's! Fuck health! Live for today! I ain't gonna live long anyway.
3a149a No.2287451
Ever heard of a self-fulfilling prophecy?
5fe2ff No.2287452
>>2287451
I have, but I wouldn't be able to explain it. I'll give it a try.
Tonight I'll do something stupid, because alcohol makes me stupid.
*sips a can and brings shitposting to facebook*
*Start talking to cunts on my friends list whilst drunk*
*Embarrassing things were done*
*Morning after*
And this is why I shouldn't drink, it makes me an idiot.
3a149a No.2287453
You'll acknowledge the adverse effect alcohol has on your better judgement, but you'll continue to consume alcohol.
f57627 No.2287454
>>2287450
I know that, but choosing these threads over real life is not contained to New Year's, it's a general matter of worry.
5fe2ff No.2287455
>>2287453
Can't help it. Makes the most mundane of things more fun.
>>2287454
Don't worry, I ain't choosing threads over real life, I'll still go to my classes and stuff. It's just sometimes I wanna do something online dumb every so often. I prefer threads drunk on a particular day rather than IRL drunk on a particular day though.
bfa1af No.2287456
f57627 No.2287457
>>2287455
Don't worry, I'm the same so I'm just pulling your chain.
>>2287456
5fe2ff No.2287459
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 | Rolled 10 (1d20) |
Last can, 2 hours left till I have to do shit, time to go all in. TIME TO GET THE D20 OUT, IT'S THE D THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
GONNA BRING THE /SCANIMUS/
GONNA BRING THAT BRITFAG BELLIGERENCE YOU ALL KNOW AND CRAVE
5fe2ff No.2287460
>>2287457
I'm gullible, my chain is ez pull.
Ever shitposted drunk?
5ad143 No.2287461
The anime fags will be sad though.
f57627 No.2287462
>>2287460
I've never been drunk.
5fe2ff No.2287463
I'd post gfur, but I wouldn't know where to begin. I like fur that is considered shit tier by most.
>>2287462
That's your homework, get drunk, get on 8chan, get crazy. You gotta try getting drunk. Better pop that cherry now before you inevitably get to a party. Drink in your own surroundings then you'll get a feeling how it would be like if you was drunk at a party.
Damn, you're so precious, I wanna ruin it. Get some rum and coke next friday and get fucked up with me.
5fe2ff No.2287465
I let the professionals deal with posting gfur.
I'll just babble about the day of the loony.
f57627 No.2287466
>>2287463
Shuddup, I'm not precious! I was invited to a party once and I did my best effort to drink beer but it just tasted too bad. I don't want to put myself through something I don't enjoy just because it's expected of me.
5fe2ff No.2287467
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE SPOOKY LEWDS
5fe2ff No.2287468
>>2287466
I grown to like the taste of beer. You need something sweet. There are some ciders that taste like delicious mango. Or go with Dr,Pepper with vodka, you can't taste the alcohol with Dr.Pepper.
Mind you, don't want you to purchase something you won't enjoy. Go for sweet tasting stuff, beer is too meh.
5fe2ff No.2287469
>>2287466
Or how about this, I'll get twice as drunk for you so you can witness what it is like to be shitfaced on 8Chan, you can make notes if you want.
f57627 No.2287470
>>2287468
Ever heard of campari? It's the only mix my family makes. I could try that
5ad143 No.2287471
>>2287466
You should do what I do and slam straight vodka from the bottle.
5fe2ff No.2287472
GFURS BE DAMNED
SPOOKY IS WHERE IT'S AT
>>2287470
No way, but it looks like a fucking fantastic present I could get my mum. I would love to try campari? The mix my family makes is something called Turbo Pimms. I'll get a recipe up.
5fe2ff No.2287474
Pimms
Champagne (or Cava)
Gin
Fruit
Make your Pimms in a large jug as you usually would with your favourite fruit (I like strawberrys, grapes, apple and mint in mine), however, replace the usual lemonade with champagne (or cava for the cheaper option). Then top up the jug with gin! I normally add a quarter bottle of gin for each bottle of champagne. Be careful with this one, it goes down very easily and hits you hard!
5fe2ff No.2287476
>>2287471
That's unhinged. Straight spirits make me gag.
5ad143 No.2287477
>>2287476
Worst night I had was a fifth of Smirnoff and 6 shots of jegermiester in 30 min.
f57627 No.2287478
>>2287472
Alright, let's pick a night for me to try to get drunk.
5fe2ff No.2287479
>>2287477
Fuck me. That's a bad move. Jagermiester tastes nice though.
Worst day I had (Yes, I was drinking in the day, I was dumb, it was like 4pm) was I drank two 750ml of white rum drank straight.
Was far away from home. Was passing out at bus stops while I tried to make my way back home, my family found me passed out in the green near my house. They beat the shit out of me but I was so fucked I couldn't feel it.
>>2287478
Oh shit, we're actually doing this? Well, I wanna see this and join in too. I'm free Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
You best pick a day where you are doing nothing the day after, because you'll feel your first hangover and it's not nice.
5ad143 No.2287480
>>2287479
Try not to die, dude.
5fe2ff No.2287481
>>2287480
I don't drink as much as I used to, and hasn't killed me yet.
No, it will be energy drinks that'll be the end of me.
But that was the absolute worst that I had. 2nd worst was when I mixed a bottle of rum with coke and had a joint with my mates, I was twisted.
3rd worst was when I was drinking two bottles of MD 20/20 at my ex girlfriend's flat. I had more booze but I forgot. I always get rekt when I'm drinking with my ex.
f57627 No.2287482
>>2287479
Alright, let's try Friday.
5ad143 No.2287483
>>2287481
You know the more you drink the worse it is on your liver either way, right?
5ad143 No.2287484
I should recap more Marco.
5fe2ff No.2287485
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I got something better than spooky lewds, which will probably compliment the gfur.
Synthwave.
>>2287482
I think QT is getting in on this. Ooooh, I'm excited, I'll get a bottle of rum and coke.
>>2287483
Bad on my mental health too.
It ain't just my liver that gets the punch.
But yeah, fuck my liver, me and Raccoon are getting drunk Friday, wanna join in?
5ad143 No.2287487
>>2287485
Depends on if I work.
f57627 No.2287488
>>2287485
Campari is expensive, but I'll pay the price. How many drinks does it usually take to get drunk?
5ad143 No.2287489
I'll throw 15 in for Martin to get a bottle if it helps.
Kind of want to see him drunk anyway.
5fe2ff No.2287490
>>2287488
I go by units. I feel sorry that Campari is expensive. It usually takes 20 units of alcohol to get me drunk. I think two bottles would get you fucked up. But I don't know my percentages.
5fe2ff No.2287491
Can someone tell me how much Campari would Coon needs to get fucked up?
f57627 No.2287492
>>2287489
Baka. My country doesn't allow withdrawals from Paypal anyway. When I get paid for commissions I can only buy toys online.
5ad143 No.2287493
>>2287492
I wonder if there is another way.
You got Walmarts? Could always do a money transfer.
f57627 No.2287494
>>2287490
Don't worry, my brother will help me, he knows how to prepare it.
>>2287493
Don't worry about it, I don't even have a credit card because I'm a NEET.
5ad143 No.2287495
>>2287494
Why not get a debit card?
f57627 No.2287496
>>2287495
Because I've never gotten paid?
5ad143 No.2287497
>>2287496
If you get money on Paypal you can transfer it to a bank. Unless your country doesn't do that at all.
Idk.
f57627 No.2287498
>>2287497
Paypal hates Argentina. I can't even get money from "Friends/Family", it must be work related.
5fe2ff No.2287499
>>2287494
Sweet. I'll be sure too get fucked up on that day.
Shame you don't have a debit card, how do you make purchases without a bank account?
f57627 No.2287500
>>2287499
I don't make purchases.
f57627 No.2287501
I just realized because of your timezone I'll have to get drunk during the day. I hope I can convince my brother to cooperate.
5ad143 No.2287502
>>2287498
Can't mark it as goods and services?
5fe2ff No.2287503
>>2287501
Maybe that's a bad idea. I'll just get drunk regardless when you wanna do this. What time is it for you now?
f57627 No.2287504
>>2287502
That's what I mean by work related.
>>2287503
4pm. Imagine getting drunk five or six hours from now. I don't mind doing it during the day.
5fe2ff No.2287506
>>2287504
Shit, it's like 7pm here. I'll try and match your drinking. I'm getting white rum and coke, that should fuck me up good and proper.
It's a date~
5fe2ff No.2287507
>>2287504
Oh, and if you get tired, don't feel bad about going to bed early, that's normal, well, for me anyway.
f57627 No.2287508
>>2287506
I appreciate it.
5fe2ff No.2287509
>>2287508
I wonder what kind of drunk you'll be?
Maybe a lewd one, maybe a violent one.
We can only find out.
You'll do me proud, there was a time where I'd drink 16 cans and shitpost nonsense. Really wild those times.
Anyway, it's 30 minutes till I have to do my homework and I'm losing hype. Help me Raccoon! Assist me to achieve my zenith of madness!
f57627 No.2287510
>>2287509
I'll probably be a sad one, that's my general mood these days.
I'm afraid I can't be of much help, in fact I'll go do my own homework right now. Time to snap back into reality.
982fe8 No.2287511
What kind of drunk is your brother?
5fe2ff No.2287512
>>2287510
Aw fuck, why must we snap back to reality? I''ll hype myself up with some Domina OST.
What homework you gotta do? I gotta do some maths.
You might be a sad drunk, sorry to say.
Don't worry, I can work myself up. Just glad I got someone to post to. :3
2af953 No.2287513
>>2287511
He tries to stick his pee pee in me me
982fe8 No.2287514
>>2287513
That is ludicrous, outrageous, PREPOSTEROUS.
5fe2ff No.2287515
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DADDY CAN'T YEET YOU NOW
NOT WHERE YOU'RE GOING
TONIGHT IS REAL LOONY HOURS
SHOW ME THE MEAT
f57627 No.2287516
>>2287512
:3
Computer science stuff.
2af953 No.2287517
>>2287514
I was talking about you instead, since I do not have a brother.
5fe2ff No.2287518
>>2287516
Way beyond my understanding. I'm just learning basic office stuff. You know, how to use spreadsheets and powerpoint.
Relearning how to do maths.
Sorry that I didn't make a new blog post. Haven't really got an idea what to post about.
Maybe I should drunkpost? Get that shit done whilst under the influence? Could be a tradition we have, at the 30th of November we all get drunk.
982fe8 No.2287519
>>2287517
Is the sister real, though?
f57627 No.2287520
>>2287518
Slow down cowboy, I don't know if I'll like it yet. Maybe I'll just cry and puke.
f57627 No.2287521
f57627 No.2287523
>>2287511
He's a happy drunk. But he's also my opposite.
5fe2ff No.2287524
>>2287520
Yeah, that could happen. Slowing down is for normals. SPEED UP, GO FASTER, RUN OVER THE WEAK
982fe8 No.2287525
>>2287522
Now that I think about it, I do not recall seeing you drunk.
>>2287523
Thank God.
f57627 No.2287526
>>2287524
Alright, doing my homework for real this time.
>>2287525
Why thank god?
982fe8 No.2287527
>>2287526
>But he's also my opposite.
f57627 No.2287528
>>2287527
But why would you be glad I'm not a happy drunk?
982fe8 No.2287529
>>2287528
Because I loathe you and you should never be happy, of course.
982fe8 No.2287531
>>2287530
No, not really. I lied. Forgive me.
What is that cap supposed to show?
5fe2ff No.2287532
>>2287526
*sigh* I'll finish my can and get on with my homework too.
2af953 No.2287533
>>2287525
I do not recall you seeing me.
982fe8 No.2287534
>>2287533
Only one part of you.
2af953 No.2287538
>>2287536
I've posted pictures of me giving the finger to at least two posts this year, stick around more.
982fe8 No.2287539
>>2287538
But I do not wish to be the recipient of such aggression.
2af953 No.2287540
>>2287539
I would consider doing a hand heart, but that would be gay.
982fe8 No.2287541
>>2287540
Irreparable damage to your e-rep.
2af953 No.2287544
>>2287541
Y-Yes, of course. That's why it's a no-go.
5fe2ff No.2287546
Done half my math homework, gonna do the other half tomorrow, the deadline is Tuesday. I don't wanna do any more subtractions. ;w;
4c736d No.2287547
>>2287545
It finally snowed.......... Can't use my bike anymore so that sucks.....
Got to walk to work now ;~;
982fe8 No.2287548
>>2287544
I will find a way to live without it.
5fe2ff No.2287549
I also have to do this Teacher Reflective log where I reflect on the stupid shit I done whilst Teacher Assisting in class. To be honest, I do fuck all, but go from table to table asking kids 'So you came up with an answer?' or telling kids what a word means.
5fe2ff No.2287551
Bath time for me, I will be back clean from sin
98baca No.2287552
when u thought u got a good sleep but it was just the sun waking you up
then you pass tf out and wake up hours later
2ceef4 No.2287553
>>2287547
That does suck :<
Having to get out earlier then too
98baca No.2287554
>>2287553
hi
I got a dusties task and decided to burst it so I unlocked my god spells and did mage arena 2
got a a zammy and guthix cloak
tfw
4c736d No.2287555
>>2287553
probably snowhy there too huh?
I imagine It's always snowy in Denmark
ed9410 No.2287556
>>2287552
Black out curtains. They're a life saver.
98baca No.2287557
>>2287556
I have blinds in my apt and my room in my parents house is under my mom's aesthetic design so semi transparent blue curtains with purple cocentric cirlces are what ive had to deal with
but she had this comforter thats all veloury/furry on one side holy hell its heavenly
98baca No.2287558
replace first and with while
i havent eaten
0e4445 No.2287559
>>2287540
of all the things you have done a hand heart is too much
98baca No.2287561
>>2287559
its doing things irl that are too much for wishy
98baca No.2287562
>>2287560
WAIT YOU PLAY?
YO
2ceef4 No.2287563
>>2287554
>decided to burst, so I unlocked my god spells
but god spells aren't burst?
Silly
>>2287555
No real snow yet. Had a little mid October, but it disappeared during the day. It's only now getting cold enough for it to snow, but forecast doesn't say anything about rain or snow.
Maybe next month
2af953 No.2287564
>>2287559
Correct.
>>2287561
wtf
>>2287562
It's literally all he does.
98baca No.2287565
>>2287560
WAIT YOU PLAY?
YO
>>2287564
god cloak gives +2% mage damage! need to be able to use god spells out of arena to kill the justicar/demon/ent!
>>2287564
man ive been in the dark
2ceef4 No.2287567
>>2287565
>96 farming
fucking nerd
6eff79 No.2287568
>>2287562
Years ago, not now, sorry :c
I botted my acc to a few 99s then sold it to some kid at school
98baca No.2287569
Easier to read stats for hu
0e4445 No.2287570
>>2287561
seems like it
>>2287564
女の子だって男湯に入りたい
you might like that
98baca No.2287571
WISH YOU LIE
>>2287568
you nigger.
5ad143 No.2287572
>>2287565
>He does not even have max magic
2ceef4 No.2287573
>>2287565
Oh, makes sense. Didn't know that.
Wilderness though!
2af953 No.2287574
Oh I thought you were talking about Poop of Exile lmao
2ceef4 No.2287575
>>2287569
>easier to read stats
>104 firemaking
>dark as muh soul
no
98baca No.2287576
>>2287574
nani
>>2287573
I bodyguarded my hcim boy when he was doing a wildy clue I can bodyguard you too
>>2287575
yes.
6eff79 No.2287577
>>2287571
Everyone was doing it!
98baca No.2287578
>>2287572
imma throw you back into the mage arena squashie
2ceef4 No.2287579
>>2287576
nuh, I'll fail anyway
no
98baca No.2287580
>>2287577
tbh I have made a lot of ahk macros for the game which is kinda on the same plane
s:
have thought about forking a personal version of the client and coding in more op features like shift click equipment, monster lure/range helpers and stuff
but time
have none
2af953 No.2287582
>>2287570
Correct, I did enjoy that one.
>>2287576
That other game Subtle is addicted to.
0e4445 No.2287583
>>2287582
you read it before?
2af953 No.2287584
Subtle look at my discord message btw
2af953 No.2287585
5ad143 No.2287586
>>2287578
But I don't have anything on my character anymore.
I will die instantly.
0e4445 No.2287590
>>2287587
have you read everything tagged with pee that you can find
98baca No.2287592
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2287589
have sweet sleeps my dear hu
98baca No.2287593
>>2287591
brb
gonna throw some laundry in and grab some grub
f57627 No.2287594
that's it I'm making a little buddy folder
2af953 No.2287595
>>2287590
Only the ones that look good.
I just keep a queue of things that get uploaded to exh that I'm interested in.
ed9410 No.2287596
>>2287585
Is it a hand heart you slut?
0e4445 No.2287597
>>2287595
so basically yes
6eff79 No.2287598
>That other game Subtle is addicted to.
>>2287580
Isn't that even more detectable than botting?
5ad143 No.2287599
>>2287593
Bring me back some to eat.
f57627 No.2287602
>>2287600
I've been more into capping general expressions from every character lately, it's more useful when I decide to turn it into telegram stickers. Have you officially claimed chris? those filenames look random.
5ad143 No.2287603
>>2287602
I usually just smash keys to save files.
I've had this folder for a few years now.
f57627 No.2287605
>>2287603
You rarely use it, so I hope you don't mind I get a few Chris reactions.
6c04e6 No.2287606
>>2287603
>thread assets
How formal.
21901d No.2287607
>>2287601
so i doubt i will find anything with pee you havent read
5ad143 No.2287608
>>2287605
I really only use 3 of my folders, but I can't really stop you if you want to use him.
ed9410 No.2287609
>>2287601
Ah, then I see why it was important.
>>2287606
Makes shitposting sound like a career.
5ad143 No.2287610
>>2287606
And it's all ruined because I forgot the h in Squash in my computer directory.
3faab8 No.2287611
the first words u teach ur children r 'big tiddy goth!'. no exeption
5ad143 No.2287612
Buying big titty goth gf.
5ad143 No.2287613
Will trade full addy set.
6c04e6 No.2287614
>>2287609
It is for some here I am sure.
>>2287610
Go fix it then.
f57627 No.2287615
>>2287608
I won't be using it when you use yours, because that would have funny implications.
5ad143 No.2287616
>>2287614
I can't change it.
>>2287615
As long as people don't think you're me I don't mind.
ed9410 No.2287617
Man that one's blurry, into the trash it goes.
>>2287616
>As long as people don't think you're me I don't mind.
I mean you furries all look the same.
6c04e6 No.2287618
>>2287616
What do you mean you cannot change it?
5ad143 No.2287619
>>2287617
That's pretty racist, Chris.
>>2287618
It's not my profile name. It's the name my computer is set to and I have to go into the registry to change it.
6c04e6 No.2287620
>>2287616
Oh wait I see now.
Way to go.
5ad143 No.2287621
>>2287620
I was very drunk when I put this thing together.
ed9410 No.2287622
>>2287619
If talking to Tsuchi far too much has taught me anything, it can't be racist if it's true.
5ad143 No.2287623
>>2287622
Then you are just specist.
20a1c8 No.2287624
All furries are the same. Gas all of them.
6c04e6 No.2287625
>>2287621
Of course.
Time to buy a new computer then.
ed9410 No.2287626
>>2287624
>All furries are the same.
Nah, ponyfags are an especially bad breed of furry.
Clop clop.
5ad143 No.2287627
Sorry, Scoots. Can't hear you when your fucking teeth whistle everytime you talk.
>>2287625
>He shows who he is after being called out on TG
5fe2ff No.2287628
Back from bath. Time to get all dirty again.
Let this tide of shit wash over me.
5ad143 No.2287629
Yeah, but who doesn't want to bury their nose in Applejack's muff?
ed9410 No.2287631
>>2287623
You caught me.
>>2287629
I bet it smells like horse pee mixed with sweat.
Yummy.
5fe2ff No.2287634
>>2287632
oh sweet jesus what is this new hell am I facing?
Those are totes 'Fuck Me' eyes. This is wrong. I don't wanna be a ponyfag. I'm happy with my Hex Maniac.
5ad143 No.2287635
>>2287633
Hnnng~!
>>2287634
Puffy horse muff.
ed9410 No.2287636
>>2287633
I'll get you in the lynching rope first.
6c04e6 No.2287637
>>2287627
I did not have it open until you mentioned it now.
Also I assumed it was obvious, but I forgot it was you I was speaking with.
ed9410 No.2287638
>>2287637
Why would it be obvious
5ad143 No.2287639
>>2287637
HOw rude. Guess we won't be doing that thing we talked about.
5fe2ff No.2287640
>>2287635
Fucking eww. BURN IT! BURN IT WITH THE OTHERS! BURN IT WITH THOSE SHIT MONSTERGIRLS IN MONSTERGIRL QUEST LIKE INSECT/PLANT VILLAGE!
20a1c8 No.2287641
Test, you should enabling and abetting these degenerate furposters.
5ad143 No.2287642
>>2287640
Munch them highway apples.
5ad143 No.2287643
Do people who talk to Scoots think they have tinnitus from his teeth whistling so much?
ed9410 No.2287644
>>2287641
It don't matter. None of this matters.
98baca No.2287645
>>2287599
I have eggs and toasties
f57627 No.2287647
Is this comic only available in low definition?
98baca No.2287649
>>2287646
place them into a pot of cold water and we shall begin
5ad143 No.2287650
Probably could get HD from behind the paywall.
5fe2ff No.2287651
>>2287642
Stop it Squash, you should be ashamed of yourself.
I was gonna post pony porn but I know in my heart that is a fucking low road to be walking on, low with dinosaur bones. I can't bring myself to find such disgusting images. Even for the shits n giggles.
6c04e6 No.2287654
>>2287638
Now that I think about it I am not sure.
>>2287639
You mean purchasing that comfy room I told you about?
I will get it eventually.
20a1c8 No.2287655
Her smile and confidence, gone.
98baca No.2287656
>>2287653
need to throw clothes into the dryer now
5ad143 No.2287657
>>2287654
And I can stay there too?
5fe2ff No.2287658
>>2287655
rember happy day
6c04e6 No.2287659
>>2287657
You get the dimly lit corner on the other side of the room.
5fe2ff No.2287660
| Rolled 2 (1d2) |
Rolling d2.
1 means I play dota2, 2 means I go to bed.
f57627 No.2287661
f57627 No.2287662
5fe2ff No.2287664
Well that sorts everything out.
But I'll stay on for 10 minutes longer.
Anyone got anything that they play at bed time?
I used to listen to H.P Lovecraft books.
>>2287662
Got ten minutes till 10pm. I'm actually quite relieved, didn't feel like playing videogames.
>>2287663
We sure had fun, haven't we buddy?
f57627 No.2287665
>>2287664
would you really have played even if you didn't feel like it??
5fe2ff No.2287666
>>2287665
Yeah, it's like a ritual now. Something to do before bed. I need to complete other games too, but dota is all I go on now. I need to complete Danganropa's bonus mode just so I can play the second one I bough but haven't played yet.
f57627 No.2287667
5fe2ff No.2287668
>>2287667
Welp, it's 10pm. Nini
f57627 No.2287669
f57627 No.2287670
chris says he's about to graduate without having had sex, I wonder what age he's supposed to be.
5ad143 No.2287671
>>2287670
He's in collage. Probably 23.
f57627 No.2287672
>>2287671
So John was taking science and gym classes at the same time? You sure it's not high school?
5ad143 No.2287673
6c04e6 No.2287674
There are gym classes in college, you know.
6c04e6 No.2287675
Gym classes that you can take that satisfy elective requirements, I mean. Regardless of your major.
9826af No.2287676
Presumably, not in Argentina.
f57627 No.2287677
john's dick super shrinks in size in the second chapter
5ad143 No.2287678
Dennis is hot, but a total ass.
f57627 No.2287681
>>2287678
When is his comic going to be continued????
ba089d No.2287682
>>2287679
can you ask your boyfriend to give me his script
6c04e6 No.2287683
>>2287681
The last part of the comic ended years ago.
5ad143 No.2287685
>>2287681
Not sure.
>>2287683
It has a new one following the yellow dog.
2af953 No.2287687
>>2287682
Why would I ask you to give yourself something?
6c04e6 No.2287690
>>2287685
Oh wait Dennis is not the tiger character.
Nevermind then.
2af953 No.2287693
>>2287689
What if I told you he never had it to begin with?
f57627 No.2287694
This scene doesn't make much sense. At this point he still didn't want to be nude. He's showering with a towel on?
5ad143 No.2287695
>>2287694
I use to do that in gym class.
6c04e6 No.2287696
>>2287692
Cougar, whatever.
I barely remember that comic.
ba089d No.2287697
>>2287686
ヤリチン
>>2287693
then how do you magically show up when i say your name?
f57627 No.2287698
9826af No.2287699
>He is not always lurking to appear when someone mentions his name
5ad143 No.2287700
>>2287696
I really liked it.
>>2287698
More was really in the closet and rarely showerd with the others as it was.
f57627 No.2287701
>>2287700
Doesn't that describe a nerdy shy type?
41f711 No.2287702
>>2287695
We used to use duct tape and saran wrap after weekend wrestling practice to turn the walk in shower into a giant tub.
6c04e6 No.2287703
5ad143 No.2287705
>>2287702
Ours was too open to do that.
41f711 No.2287707
>>2287705
We flooded the FUCK out of that place.
f57627 No.2287708
I'm now remembering the heated discussion as it was coming out about John NOT being gay whatsoever.
ba089d No.2287709
>>2287699
i just do ctrl f
5ad143 No.2287710
>>2287706
>>2287707
I can not imagine that went over well.
ed9410 No.2287711
>>2287709
what do you even ctrl f
9826af No.2287712
>>2287709
Wow! What is this, amateur hour?
2af953 No.2287713
>>2287697
失礼な
I am always lurking to appear when someone mentions my name.
3faab8 No.2287714
ba089d No.2287715
>>2287711
shouldnt it be obvious
>>2287712
yes
41f711 No.2287716
>>2287710
It went well until someone decided to try and swandive into the water only to slide cock and balls first into our flimsy dam.
ba089d No.2287719
>>2287713
>失礼な
ばいた
>I am always lurking to appear when someone mentions my name.
do i need to test this?
9826af No.2287720
>>2287715
Fortunately for you, Wish is here to take your shitposting to the next level.
5ad143 No.2287721
>>2287718
I kind of want a bath now.
2af953 No.2287722
>>2287719
はいはい、最低です
No thanks.
>>2287720
俺がおちんちんが大好きなんだよ！！
41f711 No.2287723
>>2287721
Be sure to wash your penis!
5ad143 No.2287724
>>2287723
Lick it clean for me.
41f711 No.2287726
>>2287724
Yummy yummy gimme cummy
ba089d No.2287727
>>2287720
so now i have to ask wish for it?
>>2287722
yes you are
>俺がおちんちんが大好きなんだよ！！
ぼけ
2af953 No.2287728
>>2287725
Be sure to wash your penis!
9826af No.2287733
>>2287727
No, he will teach you how not to rely on it for now.
>>2287728
It is perfectly pristine under my panties.
ba089d No.2287736
>>2287733
>No, he will teach you how not to rely on it for now.
but he relies on it
9826af No.2287738
>>2287736
He stated that he is always lurking.
9826af No.2287740
2af953 No.2287741
>>2287740
You must have sent it to the wrong number.
ba089d No.2287742
>>2287738
hes a liar
>>2287739
いい子
>Send pictures.
けつもどき
9826af No.2287744
>>2287741
It is hard to tell with all these arrow-eyed people.
ba089d No.2287745
>>2287743
yes i call you a faggot?
4c736d No.2287746
KFC is closed due to the blizzard
@here
make sure you don't try to come in to get any tacos or chicken today guys
5ad143 No.2287747
>TFW going to Bards town for chicken today
4c736d No.2287748
>>2287747
I'm sorry but there's just no way to get a steaming hot and delicious The Colonel's™ Pot Pie ™ with a side of The Colonel's ™ Mashed Potatoes ™ and The Colonel's ™ Chocolate Chip Cookies ™
Don't worry, you can still get your favorite The Colonel's™ Spicy Hot Honey Chicken and Waffle Sandwhich ™ tomorrow at 6/7a.m Central! Thanks for your patronage valued Yum!™Corp™ Customer
f57627 No.2287752
>tfw got Chap to install Grindr
4c736d No.2287755
>>2287751
Cream get da money
5ad143 No.2287756
>>2287754
I imagine he'd be a good fuck.
6b1730 No.2287757
>>2287755
dolla dolla billz yall~
5ad143 No.2287759
>>2287758
When are we going to fuck him?
f57627 No.2287761
>>2287759
I think it's more likely we'd fuck you!
>>2287760
5ad143 No.2287762
>>2287761
P-please. I am not solely a bottom.
f57627 No.2287763
>>2287762
Sure, but I don't see you overpowering Chap.
5ad143 No.2287764
>>2287763
I have no doubt I could beat his ass.
f57627 No.2287765
>>2287764
He used to wrestle you know.
f57627 No.2287767
>>2287766
Well, uh... He's not a fag?
2ae546 No.2287768
>not a fag
>installed grindr
f57627 No.2287769
I am OFFENDED by that implication.
5ad143 No.2287770
>>2287767
I mean, some of the conversations I've had with him say otherwise.
At least to some degree.
ed9410 No.2287771
>>2287767
Fags are brolic.
Look at the Greeks.
149403 No.2287773
its not gay to be on grindr
just 'mirin
5ad143 No.2287774
>>2287772
I've even seen his wiener.
41f711 No.2287776
Australians came and took my baby
149403 No.2287778
fuckin sick nasty digits right there
5ad143 No.2287779
>>2287777
Just hanging out.
41f711 No.2287780
>on a board that gets like 10 PPH
f57627 No.2287781
>>2287774
That just proves he's confident.
149403 No.2287782
>>2287779
same.
might go buy some drinks.
5ad143 No.2287783
>>2287781
And sexually open.
>>2287782
Alcohol?
5ad143 No.2287784
>>2287781
And sexually open.
>>2287782
Alcohol?
41f711 No.2287785
>Mike Pence's homosexual treatment shower
5ad143 No.2287787
>>2287786
I want to get wasted.
149403 No.2287788
>>2287787
same but i have an assignment to finish.
and id rather get wasted with company.
41f711 No.2287789
Found the picture of when I hit myself with an acetylene torch
360e0d No.2287790
Yes I used to wrestle and yes I could fight my way out of a rape, so please, ask for a date first gentlemen, and keep your corn to yourself or i shall shuck it for you.
5ad143 No.2287791
>>2287788
I have to work tomorrow so I don't want a hangover.
>>2287789
y
>>2287790
Want to go on a date?
4c736d No.2287792
found a cute pic of my buddy KissShot
149403 No.2287795
>>2287791
just get something to sip on.
360e0d No.2287796
Also, straight as an arrow!
Squish has the advantage as he's a corn-fed boy that does heavy lifting and i am nowhere near physically fit, so really its no contest.
5ad143 No.2287797
>>2287793
I might play LoL or something.
I'm bored as well and still can't get out of my house.
>>2287795
See above.
I'm snowed in.
41f711 No.2287798
>>2287796
Fight dirty, kick him in the coinpurse!
f57627 No.2287799
>>2287796
THIS ISN'T HOW MY FANFICTIONS GO
5ad143 No.2287800
>>2287796
I'll cuddle you into submission.
360e0d No.2287802
>>2287793
>aerodynamic equivalent of a brick
Solid gold
>>2287791
Sure, anything but italian, and if it is italian, it better be nice italian, none of that olive garden horseshit you woo your usual trumpets with.
5ad143 No.2287803
>Martin has fanfics about Chap being gayed
OWO
>>2287801
Just how I like it.
>>2287802
I do not have any trumpets.
Do you mean strumpets?
360e0d No.2287804
>>2287799
STOP WRITING THEM
>>2287798
Raw stats do not say very much but "secret techniques" are of course gamechangers.
>>2287800
I WARN YOU, I CUDDLE HARD
MASTER FUCKING SNUGGLER
41f711 No.2287805
>>2287802
BUILT BY YOSEMITE SAM IN A SHED
360e0d No.2287806
>>2287803
Sure, why not, in any case I'll let my "rusty" reference slide~
5ad143 No.2287807
>>2287804
I could have you on a bus tonight if you want to put your money where your mouth is.
>>2287806
...
41f711 No.2287808
>>2287804
>I CUDDLE HARD
It's true, his drunken bearhugs crack ribs.
f57627 No.2287809
> "A minute ago....if I'm not out of line asking, and if I am, you can punch my lights out....when you said `don't be too sure'....you wished there was something you could've done to help me out?"
> Yeah, right, like I was gonna be stupid enough to try to punch Chaplain's lights out!!! I smiled, sort of a knowing grin and said, "I think you're smart enough to figure it out; already have."
> He blinked and his face lit up in total surprise. He just looked at me, still smiling and said, "No shit? Are you serious??
> He was catching on real fast. I told him, "I wouldn't shit you about something like that."
> He said, "Fuck" and kept smiling that great big smile and said, "Fuck, man, I sure wouldn't mind, if you're really serious. I mean....shit, it's been so long since I had any real sex other than my fist."
> I told him, "You wanta get your high-and-tight hound ass out of those wet jeans, I'll show you how serious I am. And I can put your jeans in the dryer."
149403 No.2287811
>>2287803
its nice if you buy your own food i guess.
i have to walk down the street every day to go to a dining hall that doesn't suck.
41f711 No.2287812
You fuckers don't know the definition of snowed in
5ad143 No.2287813
>>2287811
I don't really eat outside of work.
>>2287812
I live in Missouri. IT gets pretty bad. You live near Detroit though so I suppose it's worse either way.
41f711 No.2287814
>>2287813
No, I'm talking about when I lived in the Upper Peninsula.
149403 No.2287815
>>2287813
oh
that
doesnt sound healthy
5ad143 No.2287816
>>2287814
Must be hell.
>>2287815
I'm very malnourished.
5ad143 No.2287817
Oh shit. Speaking of I should probably eat something today.
41f711 No.2287818
>>2287816
Does wonders for weeding out the weak.
2006d3 No.2287819
You should probably eat something everyday.
5ad143 No.2287823
>>2287818
So does a hammer.
>>2287819
Fair.
>>2287820
Sometimes I just forget to eat.
41f711 No.2287824
>>2287823
Yeah, we had methhead hammer killers too.
149403 No.2287825
>>2287823
so do i, but i make an effort to get around to it
360e0d No.2287826
>>2287807
[eyebrows intensify]
You're too nice, i refuse! When i get off probation.
February darling!
>>2287808
You know you loved it, and that was hardly drunk, that was BARELY tipsy!
>>2287809
[neighs worriedly]
41f711 No.2287827
>>2287826
You later took the boards rambling about how I was "TEHHHH VRY BSET....!"
360e0d No.2287829
>>2287827
Because you ARE the best and a complete gentleman~
>>2287828
9826af No.2287830
When did Matthew get out?
360e0d No.2287831
5ad143 No.2287832
Kind of want to ship Martin up here and carpool him to see Chap.
41f711 No.2287834
>>2287829
I tend to disagree.
9826af No.2287835
>>2287831
Answer, the question, Matthew.
>>2287833
No.
360e0d No.2287836
>>2287832
We're planning on a fulton extraction.
>>2287834
How much do i have to beat you to accept your greatness?
>>2287835
About 4 months i think, Darwin-kun.
9826af No.2287838
41f711 No.2287839
>>2287835
I like that image
360e0d No.2287840
>>2287838
How did it reach you? Why the interest?
And your name is so unbecoming doll.
41f711 No.2287841
>>2287836
More than your sissy arms are capable of delivering.
5ad143 No.2287842
>>2287837
You said it was 1000 bucks, right?
I'll toss some money into a hat.
360e0d No.2287843
>>2287841
I shall grow stronger with every blow, string-bean
f57627 No.2287844
>>2287842
I appreciate that. It'll take some years before I can get a job, so you can take your time.
360e0d No.2287845
>>2287844
Its never too late to be employed!
41f711 No.2287846
>>2287843
>mfw I can just go full Charlottesville Drift on your ass at any time
5ad143 No.2287847
>>2287844
I'd say just move up and get a job in the US.
9826af No.2287848
>>2287840
Do not worry about that.
That is the point of the name.
f57627 No.2287849
>>2287848
why didn't you play the game I made for you
f57627 No.2287851
>>2287845
It's too late, I'm signed up for college. I can't do both.
>>2287847
I can't move unless I marry someone there, I can only do short visits. And for that I need to save up.
9c626b No.2287852
He doesn't play games due to some trauma from his childhood.
41f711 No.2287853
Video games are for nerd losers.
f57627 No.2287854
>>2287850
Our last exchange was me sending you a link. It's a visual novel dating sim based on the threads where you date Darwin.
>>2287852
Except shitty MOBAs.
9c626b No.2287855
>>2287854
League isn't really a game.. it's more like a form of dirty-crack.
9826af No.2287856
>>2287854
Oh, right. The answer would be because that sounds appalling.
360e0d No.2287857
>>2287851
Bullshit, menial labor calls to you!
>>2287846
Bring it on, Mr. Car man! I've got enough crisco for you and that GTO
>>2287848
I am concerned.
How are you!
f57627 No.2287858
>>2287856
That's not the answer at all, given that you didn't know that before.
41f711 No.2287859
>>2287857
DO YOU LIKE- MY CAR?
360e0d No.2287860
>>2287856
I can't play it, you must do it in me stead.
9826af No.2287861
>>2287857
The concern is misplaced. I am not the most stalkery in this thread.
>>2287858
You had told me, or someone else did. I just did not recall until you mentioned it again.
360e0d No.2287862
>>2287859
<3
WITH YOU IN MY CAR
RUNNING IN MY DREAMS EVERY NIGHT
whats wrong with lada?
ba089d No.2287863
>>2287861
didnt you make a script to stalk people
f57627 No.2287864
>>2287860
>Daddy Chappy
I might have made a mistake.
>>2287861
It's a huge tribute to you! You'll like it.
9826af No.2287866
>>2287863
That was an unintended benefit.
9826af No.2287867
>>2287860
>>2287864
I am saving it for a very special occasion.
41f711 No.2287868
>>2287862
Shitty Soviet bloc turd that rusts into the ground if you so much as sneeze on it; now only hoovered up by effeminate male pattern baldness soyboys because "MUH REVOLUTION, EHHUEYUHE!"
>pic related, owner of a Lada and a Yugo
ba089d No.2287869
>>2287866
then what was it for
f57627 No.2287870
>>2287867
You're such a disappointment.
2af953 No.2287871
He uses the attention to jerk off.
9c626b No.2287872
Don't you do the same thing?
360e0d No.2287873
>>2287635
>muff
I miss the taste
>>2287868
That poor sonofabitch looks like he'd break his wrist on a twist-top.
I want one now, to mod into a shitty technical.
>>2287864
You asked for it, and you know you like it.
>>2287865
Literally nobody pulls that move, this comic is awful
2af953 No.2287874
Yes, of course.
That's why he shared.
ba089d No.2287875
>>2287872
yes he is an attention whore he does
9c626b No.2287876
It's always a collection of strange people here.
2af953 No.2287877
Yes, I've heard quite the number of stories.
9c626b No.2287878
Also, I'm totally not weird- btw.
9826af No.2287879
>>2287869
For reasons that are myriad and complex.
>>2287870
Hey, just like the game.
ba089d No.2287880
>>2287876
some strange people here want to be peed on, quite disgusting
>>2287879
myriad?
f57627 No.2287881
>>2287879
I'll have you know it got raving reviews from most videogame critics.
9c626b No.2287882
>>2287880
What's weird about getting peed on?
I love feeling that warm golden stream drizzle all over.
2af953 No.2287888
>>2287882
This, but unironically
ba089d No.2287890
>>2287887
sure thing ウィッシュ
9c626b No.2287891
>>2287885
My japanese has never been that good.
9c626b No.2287892
>>2287890
Please don't insult me in such a vulgar way.
ba089d No.2287895
>>2287891
wish will know
>>2287892
are you saying being compared to wish is an insult?
f57627 No.2287897
>>2287893
>>2287894
Wow, he saved the picture I gave him.
2af953 No.2287898
ba089d No.2287899
>>2287896
>>2287898
what does this mean
360e0d No.2287900
>>2287894
WHAT
>>2287897
I need the rest of my folder!
9c626b No.2287901
>>2287899
It means that wish is just another weird person in the weird person group.
f57627 No.2287902
>>2287900
I can arrange that, but you want to save your entire folder in your phone? It's pretty big.
f57627 No.2287905
Those emotes are too cute
360e0d No.2287906
>>2287902
300 images isnt that big!
And i need SOMETHING to look at, e621 is awful to navigate.
>>2287903
Yes, can I help you?
Deer are nice. Meesh really improved himself.
f57627 No.2287907
>>2287906
Alright, how can we transfer almost 500 images? Can you open rar's on your phone?
360e0d No.2287908
>>2287907
Yes, i can actually, apparently!
Is that the whole avatar kaboodle or just hora?
Because i cant recall collecting 500 images.
f57627 No.2287910
>>2287908
You're a pervert, to no-one's surprise.
92be43 No.2287911
>>2287901
i already knew that
360e0d No.2287912
>>2287909
Yes, and?
>>2287910
I am perfectly tasteful and you know it. Everyone else can get in line.
360e0d No.2287916
>>2287915
Dont date horse girls
2af953 No.2287917
6295bb No.2287918
>>2287343
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