649cd5 No.2283025
5df1e7 No.2283026
>>2283025
it groups up countries with ethnic groups but it does stupid things like making some parts of america european and others black
it also isnt sourced
649cd5 No.2283027
>>2283026
too generalized and making too Many assumptions, like this one.
5df1e7 No.2283028
>>2283027
that one is better
but theres no source and its wrong
649cd5 No.2283029
>>2283028
chinese dicks are much smaller?
5df1e7 No.2283030
>>2283029
gooks are smaller
but it doesnt mention how it was reported, what was reported etc
5df1e7 No.2283031
5df1e7 No.2283033
f31cca No.2283034
93b756 No.2283035
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
5df1e7 No.2283036
>>2283034
give me your script first
f31cca No.2283037
>>2283036
YOU ARE SO DEMANDING
93b756 No.2283038
jap pp is smol and little tho
why would yhou want to see that
f31cca No.2283040
>>2283039
Well, stop it and condone my languor.
5df1e7 No.2283041
>>2283040
condone your languor?
f31cca No.2283042
>>2283041
I have been too lazy to finish, so you best put up with it.
f31cca No.2283044
But still show penis in advance.
5df1e7 No.2283045
>>2283042
didnt you already make one before?
but thats fine with me
>>2283044
if i could show it i would have shown it to someone else first
f31cca No.2283046
>>2283045
Who has been telling you these things?
93b756 No.2283049
5df1e7 No.2283051
>>2283048
who else wouldve told me about it?
93b756 No.2283052
>>2283050
wtf
I have higher expectations of you than to adoipt a name that shit
93b756 No.2283054
>>2283053
True
Who couyld think of anything more badass than naming yourself after a shit meme forced by people who are abad at videogames
93b756 No.2283056
Fucking ban being an autist
smh tbh fam
93b756 No.2283057
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
f31cca No.2283059
>>2283051
I would not know. I am not here that often.
93b756 No.2283061
bc0d83 No.2283062
>>2283059
you havent given it to many other people have you?
93b756 No.2283063
oh it was just not updating until I posted
love it when =8chan does that
>>2283060
the fuck you weant, slut?
93b756 No.2283064
>>2283059
you are here like a full 50% of the time you literaly spergotron
f31cca No.2283065
>>2283062
No, they get nothing.
5a9d1e No.2283066
93b756 No.2283067
fucking soto
gfod damn anime con spicnerds
bc0d83 No.2283068
>>2283065
so who else would i learn about it from
5a9d1e No.2283069
>>2283067
lmao look at this gundam loving fuck
93b756 No.2283070
remindwer that japoster is the big gay
f31cca No.2283071
>>2283068
He does talk about it with other people, as you so aptly exemplified.
bc0d83 No.2283072
>>2283071
im not exactly sure how it came up but i can check
f31cca No.2283073
>>2283072
Unnecessary. I prefer not to find out.
ae1ec8 No.2283075
>>2283074
Where is this boyfriend of yours, anyway? It is too early for him to be asleep.
bc0d83 No.2283076
>>2283075
i think he went to sleep but i wouldnt know
he did seem to go to sleep early today
maybe he isnt feeling well
110c0d No.2283078
>>2283076
You neglected to ask how he was feeling? How can you be so selfish and INCONSIDERATE?
bc0d83 No.2283079
>>2283078
you havent given me your script yet!
110c0d No.2283080
>>2283079
HOW IS THAT RELATED?
bc0d83 No.2283083
>>2283082
youre just like wish
110c0d No.2283084
>>2283083
Are you trying to make him commit suicide? That is one way to get him to commit suicide.
Why do you say such lunacy?
bc0d83 No.2283085
>>2283084
youre right wish is much better than you
110c0d No.2283086
>>2283085
And this is how you want scripts...
110c0d No.2283088
>>2283087
Perhaps you are working me for the script. Shaking that little butt of yours into big, big benefits. Then when you get it, you drop me like a hot potato. See, the two of us need to work on trust, and then, and only then, will there be a free exchange of dick pics and scripts, the cornerstones of a healthy relationship.
bc0d83 No.2283089
>>2283088
i cant send you dick pics even if i wanted to
110c0d No.2283090
>>2283089
We will get inventive, somehow.
bc0d83 No.2283091
>>2283090
well what do you want?
110c0d No.2283092
>>2283091
I might finally figure it out if the fires do not kill me.
5fdc4a No.2283093
110c0d No.2283095
>>2283094
Some wildfires consuming the state.
bc0d83 No.2283098
>>2283097
oh i saw a headline about it on 2ch
but i didnt care
f622a5 No.2283100
>>2283093
It’s the middle of the night for most posters, these two are just.. dedicated
bc0d83 No.2283101
>>2283099
first comment was this
>日本からお祝いを申し上げます
bc0d83 No.2283103
>>2283102
if you makes you feel better once nice person left this comment
>（； ﾟДﾟ）1000人不明って、マジかよ
110c0d No.2283104
>>2283101
What an honor.
>>2283103
No, I was telling Master to shut up.
5fdc4a No.2283106
bc0d83 No.2283107
>>2283100
im dedicated to getting his script
be3871 No.2283109
>>2283108
But that's lewd.
3132bd No.2283110
>>2283109
I think he asked for it or something.
bc0d83 No.2283111
>>2283108
cant and i wouldnt if i could
93b756 No.2283113
bc0d83 No.2283114
>>2283112
not that dedicated
ca370f No.2283115
I shouldnt be friwnds with casuals, but i am
3132bd No.2283117
>>2283113
If you're a guy
>>2283114
Its gonna be hard then
bc0d83 No.2283118
>>2283117
nothing good is ever easy
93b756 No.2283120
>>2283117
Girls are also gay by default, so penises are also gay for them as everything is.
Checkmate
93b756 No.2283121
>>2283118
Sluts are good
>>2283119
Same
3132bd No.2283123
>>2283120
Aye bruh you still here ?
3132bd No.2283124
I'm sorry I died guys
I'll bring it back by posting my night
this is Sarah and Aj
newly together
dating now
big news
3132bd No.2283125
snuck another pic of his girl while he wasn't looking later
3132bd No.2283126
Drekwizs ass looks like this at 4am
3132bd No.2283127
Was kinda crazy
Felt funny in my panties
3132bd No.2283129
Ran into some giant bitches
3132bd No.2283130
Ay bruh she was kinda freaky though
3132bd No.2283131
Had to take a selfie break, sigh..
3132bd No.2283132
This guy sounded like he got his balls chopped off
his panties looked like this cX
3132bd No.2283133
This guy was just a retard with literally nothing going on downstairs.
3132bd No.2283134
Then suddenly a second giant bitch
3132bd No.2283135
She wasn't as cute as the other one but I was still gonna take some shot.
3132bd No.2283136
Me and Logans new girlfriend taking a selfie :3
3132bd No.2283137
Man pretending to be a woman whilest jerking off in vr.
Kinda badass
3132bd No.2283139
Him after the show
danced a little too hard :(
3132bd No.2283140
Tonight was getting kinda wild but Vince was looking pretty nice tonight.
3132bd No.2283141
Something just caught my eye that night.
3132bd No.2283142
I couldn't find the courage to speak up and tell him my feeling so I just went back to the giant girls
3132bd No.2283144
Things got kinda weird when the sex robot came in.
3132bd No.2283145
He wanted a selfie with him.
who am I to turn someone down ?
haha
3132bd No.2283146
Now this guy was probably best in show
cute trap
cx
3132bd No.2283148
This bitch said *I hate talking to you white guys*
3132bd No.2283149
And she called us racist while doing so.
So sad
3132bd No.2283150
Met up with Logan and his new gf
3132bd No.2283151
Had to ditch though when this next cutie caught my eye.
3132bd No.2283153
This one probably has back problem.
3132bd No.2283154
Basically I just pulled made vr bitches
3132bd No.2283157
<Thankies for reading my blog ! <3 <3 <3
8e8c9e No.2283158
>>2283157
What a magical evening.
Thank you for sharing
93b756 No.2283159
3132bd No.2283160
>>2283158
No problem
Sharing is caring after all !
>>2283159
Seems like you all did.
93b756 No.2283161
93b756 No.2283162
3132bd No.2283163
>>2283161
Read my story before you sleep.
93b756 No.2283164
>>2283163
I looked through it
where is the picture of your panties tho???
3132bd No.2283165
>>2283164
Don't think I have a picture of that.
5fdc4a No.2283166
3132bd No.2283167
>>2283166
>R u ok
You wanna die?
5fdc4a No.2283168
fd9f1f No.2283170
21535e No.2283172
ca370f No.2283173
>>2283170
Dunno the english word, but like if your hair got entqngled with itself and you didnt brush it out for like a yeqr you get those lol
:stophobo:
ccd210 No.2283174
>>2283173
>dunno the English word
mat
matted hair
ca370f No.2283175
>>2283174
Yeah sometimes glossy
bad4da No.2283176
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
My mum is visiting me for a short while, trying to get her to shitpost.
<Good Afternoon, everyone.
Gonna teach her how to play Gremlins Inc. But first I wanna show her that vid of a naked black guy chasing a car.
ccd210 No.2283177
d0fa9c No.2283178
I would eat Scanners mom's hair.
bad4da No.2283179
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2283178
<Why would you eat my hair? It's an afro and it's flame red.
Yeah, it's a number two at the sides, not much to eat. Letting my mum choose the videos we post.
d0fa9c No.2283180
>>2283179
Your mother is now the object of my desire.
bad4da No.2283181
>>2283180
<Nice.
Pls, I don't want another dad.
bad4da No.2283182
My mum is just making herself some noodles now, so I'll take over for a while, unless I'll shout her to ask what she wants to say. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY, MUM?!
<Bring it on.
Oh god please don't bring it on, she's an innocent.
49b9b8 No.2283184
>>2283035
This but less ironically
bad4da No.2283185
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>>2283183
Kinda wanna play games with Raccoon. My fucking brain is dead.
<You are damaged? Aren't we all.
bad4da No.2283188
<This is what I'm like when I'm mad (referring to the video I posted before).
Can't wait for Battlecup today.
>>2283187
<Thank you~
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>2283187
Noticed a bulge, baka?
d0fa9c No.2283189
>>2283188
You can call me father now.
bad4da No.2283190
Just remembered, getting my mum on of those classic SNESes that plug into your tv for christmas. Was gonna get her a 2DS but she wanted the retro shit. She's a filthy hipster.
49b9b8 No.2283191
>>2283190
Congrats for wasting your money
d0fa9c No.2283192
>>2283190
Do not speak ill of my love.
bad4da No.2283193
>>2283189
My mum's laughing, she think this shit is funny. I don't approve, UR NOT MY DAD
e6d2c6 No.2283194
>>2283190
give her a new ps1 that they recently made
its tiny all in one thing now
49b9b8 No.2283195
Why are shilling the overpriced nostalgia milking market when there's perfectly fine raspberry pi's you can get instead? It's all of these shitty mini consoles at once, and *more*. And cheaper.
5fdc4a No.2283196
>>2283195
Raspberry Pi > All of them
d0fa9c No.2283197
>>2283193
Good. My loves laughter is the only thing I need to know life is worth living.
>>2283195
>The basic consumer knows how to work and load RetroPi and ROMs
It's convenience and novelty.
bad4da No.2283198
>>2283191
It's what my mum wants, but I bet she'll never play it. We had a Wii we never touched, remember that Wii fit craze? Only used it once and now it's probably broken due to no one using it and the motion bar is probably fucked.
>>2283192
<And how long am I your love for?
>>2283194
I don't know where you get them from, I just found the classic SNES thing in the GAME shop.
>>2283197
<*tinkling laughter*
d0fa9c No.2283199
>>2283198
A-are we not forever and always?
bad4da No.2283200
Right, we're off to Aldi to get some sweet snacks.
<I've got the munchies.
49b9b8 No.2283201
>>2283196
Finally someone that's talking sense.
Even my PSTV is vastly superior. I could buy my exact same setup again and still have spare money for pizza before spending the same as the cost of just a NES mini which does 10% of what the PSTV does.
>>2283197
You can buy different raspberry pi cases in the design of whatever console you want, lol.
It's not worth it. It's a waste of money.
>>2283198
So don't buy it.
12eb5f No.2283202
5fdc4a No.2283203
And if you really don't want other console games to impact your feels, just buy a different SD card for each console
e6d2c6 No.2283204
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2283198
look for it in game shop anytime after december 3rd
49b9b8 No.2283205
d0fa9c No.2283206
>>2283201
That wasn't even my point.
bad4da No.2283207
>>2283199
<Yes we are.
This is gay.
<What is gay?
You're being shipped with Squash.
<What does that mean?
It means when people write fanfics of their favourite characters getting together in trysts and shit
<So I'm being fanfic'd
No but now you mention it is probably going to happen, I should've kept my mouth shut and accept Squash as my new dad. Fuck me.
bad4da No.2283208
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<I want a 50p mix bag of sweets.
THE SACRIFICE HAS BEEN REQUESTED!
Throw your d20s, nerds.
bad4da No.2283209
| Rolled 14 (1d20) |
<Send us some Smarties. They are British chocolate.
Gotta go now, my mum has to exit.
>>2283201
But I want to buy it, it'll save me a trip to Liverpool and I think I#ll push her to play it.
e6d2c6 No.2283211
| Rolled 7 (1d20) |
hmph...
bad4da No.2283212
<I enjoy this 'shitposting' thing you do. 'Lovin' it lovin' it lovin it'.
Had the brillant idea to vocaroo that.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0HsmE0Mi5on
9b496c No.2283213
>>2283210
>lose an arm and a leg to CIPHER
>lose your whole body years later
Kaz had a hard life
bad4da No.2283214
Brb, walking mum to Aldi then the bus stop.
>>2283213
I'm not brushed up on Metal Gear Solid, was CIPHER XOF? And how does he lose his whole body?
d0fa9c No.2283215
I lost my heart to a woman today.
9b496c No.2283216
>>2283214
XOF was CIPHERS thing I think
He loses his whole body in Smash Ultimate because everything that wasn't a fighter was turned into a spirit or something and had their "body" destroyed
49b9b8 No.2283217
>>2283206
What then? Novelty is two clicks on amazon, anyone can manage that. Convenience is a shaky point because people that buy this stuff are usually nostalgiafags that play video games in 201X. Or people like scanner. They can all work a tutorial, can't they?
>>2283209
Yikes. Force.
d0fa9c No.2283218
>>2283217
Not everybody can install that shit on a RaspPi.
I know plenty of older people who just want one to give as a gift. There is literally no reason people should have to justify buying it just because there is another option. Every time people go off about the superiority of ROMs it's autistic as fuck. As a major retro gamer it only makes me happy to see people being introduced to older games again in a way that can be easily obtained par scalper scum.
d0fa9c No.2283219
And no. Not everyone can do it off a tutorial.
Try teaching most 50+ people how to use a basic computer and you will truly see the depths of hell.
d0fa9c No.2283221
And why use a Pi when you can just jail break a fucking Wii?
d0fa9c No.2283222
I am angry about video games.
e6d2c6 No.2283223
| Rolled 7 (1d20) |
>>2283220
:O
is that the new 4chan thingy design?
e6d2c6 No.2283224
| Rolled 8 (1d20) |
>>2283222
*pat pat*
gud boy
49b9b8 No.2283227
>>2283218
>it's autistic as fuck if you disapprove of a business model that hinges on old people being ignorant
>it makes me happy
So it makes you happy people have to pay out their ass for a bundle of 30 games. Call me crazy, but I find nothing reassuring in this.
>>2283219
If you are actually this retarded, then buy a prebuilt retro pi. Jesus fucking christ.
e6d2c6 No.2283228
| Rolled 15 (1d20) |
>>2283225
:)
>>2283226
what was it about?
d0fa9c No.2283229
>>2283227
It is their money. I don't care much how they spend it if that is what they want.
d0fa9c No.2283230
Plus you can just load roms on it anyway.
49b9b8 No.2283231
>>2283221
I bought one for 20 bucks and modded it, filled it with games, but it's been knocked off its throne my by modded PSTV.
>>2283229
<oh and I forgot it only has hdmi, so you can't hook it up to a CRT without investing even more
I also don't care if you enjoy watching your money circling the drain, at least that wouldn't function as a regressive tax on stupidity
eaba4f No.2283232
Any of you fuckos spiritual or religious or are you all godless heathens as well as degenerates
d0fa9c No.2283234
>>2283231
If that is what people want then it will sell.
Obviously people still want it.
I personally don't. That is why I collect physical copies.
>>2283232
Atheist, but I attend church.
eaba4f No.2283235
>>2283233
You believe in the fish god?
e6d2c6 No.2283236
| Rolled 17 (1d20) |
yall r silly~
eaba4f No.2283237
>>2283234
What's your position on spiritualism, Shamanism, ghosts, etc
d0fa9c No.2283238
>>2283237
I don't into it.
I get others are though and I respect that.
49b9b8 No.2283239
>>2283234
Do you defend cashgrab mobile games the same way? Because there's people that buy them, it's perfectly fine?
>>2283235
Igtheism as in theological non-cognitivism. An igtheist is someone that doesn't believe in god simply because they cannot make sense of the *idea* of god. The notion of god, or at least the notion of an abrahamic god is nonsensical to me because properties ascribed to that god are either outright unintelligible or mutually contradictory.
In other words, since there hasn't been any coherent definition of a god that's ever been presented to me, or any I could find, I cannot assign a truth value to it. Nonsensical statements cannot have truth values.
d0fa9c No.2283240
>>2283239
Mobile games don't offer much for your money and use Skinner tactics.
They are not comparable.
d0fa9c No.2283242
eaba4f No.2283243
>>2283238
My therapist is a bit of a spiritualist and it can be weird when it comes up but I've seen arguments made for it
Like I'm legit still fucked up over her suggesting my psychosis might be some kind of Shamanism because that's just what she believes
>>2283239
And what is your opinion on the the consciousness after death?
649cd5 No.2283244
d6ffd7 No.2283246
>>2283232
Agnostic antitheist, at your service.
eaba4f No.2283248
>>2283246
Same ghosts question
49b9b8 No.2283252
>>2283240
>don't offer much
Neither do mini consoles. Especially in europe, resellers would charge over a 100 bucks for something worth 20 with a small selection of "classics" that were for the most part never even released in europe.
Ways in which you spend money are always comparable, for your information. The reason why microtransactions are bad and the reason why paying 50% for a logo/prestige (e.g. apple) is bad are basically the same. Both are voting with your wallet for very shady marketing strategies.
>>2283243
What does *the* consciousness after death mean?
d6ffd7 No.2283253
>>2283248
You mean to ask my thoughts on them? I believe that if there is being who acts outside of regular physical laws it isn't unreasonable to assume there are others. Through in a bit of quantum physics and pseudoscience and I'd say it's not entirely impossible.
eaba4f No.2283254
>>2283251
Try using your words
d0fa9c No.2283255
>>2283252
Not really but ok.
e6d2c6 No.2283257
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...brb
d6ffd7 No.2283258
>>2283253
*throw
Dunno what the fuck that was about.
eaba4f No.2283259
>>2283252
The measurable electromagnetic aura of a living creature that describes its thought patterns, movements, etc
What could biologically be argued to equate a "soul"
>>2283253
That's what I'm afraid of
>>2283256
I only speak English and trace amounts of German
d0fa9c No.2283260
>>2283259
I speak solely in gay RP.
d6ffd7 No.2283261
>>2283259
If ghosts are real they are a cruel joke played on humanity by God.
If ghosts aren't real they are a cruel joke played on humanity by itself.
bad4da No.2283263
Back. Got 20 minutes till Battlecup so I'm just gonna shitpost to kill some time.
My mum said it was the best day ever shitposting on /animus/ so I'd like to thank you all for putting a smile on her face, especially you Squash. Not gonna call you dad though.
bad4da No.2283264
Fuck, now it's 6 minutes, see ya later.
49b9b8 No.2283265
>>2283255
I think it doesn't matter if you lose your money in big chunks or in gradual increments. A 100 bucks lost is still a 100 bucks lost. Microtransactions contribute to a bigger problem with the industry, to be sure, but that's the bottom line. It's still paying out of your ass.
>>2283259
I know that our brains are electrochemical machines.
I don't know about any ""aura"", much less about a soul.
If the soul is simply a pattern of electric activity, then a computer has a soul. A circuit has a soul.
That is obviously not what religious people are saying.
24dbd9 No.2283267
>>2283262
That shit's not even correct, the Gravis Ultrasound already had CD qualitiy digital sound (i.e. 16bit stereo sound at 44.1kHz sample rate).
8d4752 No.2283270
hewwoo
does anhyone want anything from mgronald?
49b9b8 No.2283272
>>2283270
can i have a fucking uhhh
burg
8d4752 No.2283273
>>2283271
goood morning how are you today?
>>2283272
Borgar?
49b9b8 No.2283274
>>2283273
Burg!
Like the ones from crypt worlds!
8d4752 No.2283275
>>2283274
oooh sir I'm sorry...
Burg machine broke...........
2cb4a3 No.2283276
>>2283273
sup, watching siege pro league finals and falling asleep
you?
49b9b8 No.2283277
>>2283275
not even a miniburg? ;w;
8d4752 No.2283279
>>2283276
just started my day here
Gotta pass as much of it as I can til Im off to the gym with the mates tonight if they even go...the past few days they've been dipping so I've just been waiting all day and then ending up waiting all night too..
Hopefully something fun pops off during the day
Little early to sleep isnt it......
>>2283277
Wipe castle....... :Cock:
Whats up with you machinae how are you doing?
49b9b8 No.2283280
>>2283278
Ah geez
>>2283279
Gonna eat some foob soon. Then maybe fap.
Enjoying comfy weekend. You?
4a428b No.2283281
tracer bullet machine broke
46d9a5 No.2283283
>>2283281
Machinae works fine.
8d4752 No.2283284
>>2283280
But....it's november.......you can't fap machinae you'll lose your balls.....
8d4752 No.2283285
>>2283281
Maybe I'll be tracer bullet
4a428b No.2283287
I'm already tracer... bullet
8d4752 No.2283288
>>2283287
then maybe I'll be widowmaker~
49b9b8 No.2283290
>>2283284
I ain't participating in no no nuts
i'd lose my balls because they get pent up fast
8d4752 No.2283291
>>2283290
hehehehe........you have high sperm metabolisnm....
8d4752 No.2283292
Oh yeah btw the whole Agent Cody Banks series is free rn with ads on youtube
if anyone wants to watch a timeeless classic
49b9b8 No.2283293
>>2283289
wack
get dempsey'd
>>2283291
Besides there is no point doing it for a whole month, sperm gets reabsorbed after just a couple days.
8d4752 No.2283294
>>2283293
Really?
How long can you store sperms
49b9b8 No.2283296
>>2283294
Maybe it's more accurate to say that the sperm that isn't ejaculated breaks down constantly. They have a shelf life of about 2 weeks I think, before they senesce.
>>2283295
Old shelob was never the same.
8d4752 No.2283298
>>2283296
woah.....you know alot about sperms hehe............
where did you learn so much,.....,
d0fa9c No.2283300
I am back from playing Bayonetta.
49b9b8 No.2283301
>>2283298
ur mom lmao
>You?
answer
8d4752 No.2283303
>>2283301
I dont know very much about sperms.......
4a428b No.2283304
Good morning, say it back
d0fa9c No.2283306
8d4752 No.2283307
>>2283304
*snap*
yep
this one's going in my 'good morning compilation'
8d4752 No.2283308
>>2283305
M-maybe you could teach me ~
4a428b No.2283309
d0fa9c No.2283310
>>2283309
Buy me a casyes pizza.
4a428b No.2283314
>>2283313
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
46d9a5 No.2283319
>>2283315
This is actually not that bad for a nip non ping pong thing.
d0fa9c No.2283320
>>2283318
Yes. And I am too lazy to go get food myself.
49b9b8 No.2283321
>>2283317
Pray, what are these faces on all your pictures?
>>2283319
Same for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_lgXlNVkBo
49b9b8 No.2283324
>>2283323
Yakuza seems like your kinda game
8d4752 No.2283325
>>2283321
it's cute isn't it?
It's the furrowed face
From steam
:Furrowed:
my pal in my discord made these variations
49b9b8 No.2283327
>>2283325
Oh, I see. Was wondering about that lol.
Yeah, it's cute!
4a428b No.2283328
>>2283326
Then no pizza money.
46d9a5 No.2283329
>>2283324
Never played, but Japanese gangsters being serious and then suplexing people and then doing super goofy shit sounds great
bad4da No.2283332
Back from Dota2. Fucking won the first match, but lost the second, oh well.
Time to share a cold one with the boys.
bad4da No.2283334
>>2283333
I got Woodgate Dark Fruit cider from Aldi, gonna try and drink a can every 30 minutes. How was your weekend Scoots?
d430bb No.2283336
If it makes you feel better the morphling was a smurf.
Probably 3k at best though so he is still trash.
bad4da No.2283338
>>2283336
Doesn't make me feel better, Sniper in mid said he was lagging and kept feeding. I went into mid only to get counterganked by Venge and Morph.
4a428b No.2283339
>>2283334
Concert and mini break tomorrow and monday.
bad4da No.2283340
>>2283337
I know, it's a fucking horrible game to get into, I am cursed. It's gonna be so bad that I'm gonna end up less than 1k mmr.
d0fa9c No.2283341
>>2283340
Granted I play LoL so...
46d9a5 No.2283342
>>2283335
That sounds agonizing
bad4da No.2283343
>>2283341
Better than getting swept up in with the Fortnight craze. Do I have your steam?
d0fa9c No.2283345
d430bb No.2283346
Dota is trash.
I made another smurf, went 10-0 in calibration and ended up ancient 2 at 3.5k (3.5 is the cap) and remembered why I quit a couple games after. It is just boring and not fun.
I am only going to play again once they release when season 2 ends so I can get my main smurf from d5 to immortal so I can have at least two immortal accounts.
>>2283338
It should, because it basically meant you were going to lose no matter how badly your sniper was lagging or how well you played.
d0fa9c No.2283347
I just want to go back to liking games for fun.
46d9a5 No.2283349
>>2283347
tracer and i just played through Uncharted 4, that game was a lot of fun~
d0fa9c No.2283353
>>2283349
I was playing Mario Kart 8 a lot recently.
It's pretty fun.
bad4da No.2283354
>>2283344
Sweet. One day we'll play Civ V together and be civ bros.
>>2283346
Well shiieeet. I still get roped in for support. I find that carries are way too squishy, I'm bad at engaging fights when I was playing anti-mage. I'm gonna have 900mmr soon.
>>2283347
It's the /v/ inside you screaming REEEEEEEE
bad4da No.2283355
>>2283351
My favourite ever webm, I love seeing this.
46d9a5 No.2283356
>>2283351
I've never played Persona, is it good?
>>2283350
bork
>>2283352
hello ikt
>>2283353
I've kinda moved away from competitive/multiplayer since that was all I did for like 5 years
adventure/story games sound fun right now
Mario Kart 8 is for the Switch, right?
d0fa9c No.2283357
>>2283354
I have never played Civ.
I don't think I own it even.
d430bb No.2283359
>>2283354
They are squishy because they are carries and scale better.
If they were not squishy early they would not be very good carries in the first place.
Get gud then.
8d4752 No.2283361
>>2283356
hehe howdy cowboy
46d9a5 No.2283362
>>2283355
It's bretty gud
>>2283356
Yes.
bad4da No.2283363
>>2283357
Civ V is fun. Gremlins Inc is fun too. I sip cider in your honour.
>>2283359
I'll practice and practice. I don't really like picking carry but I need to switch up my game.
I don't gwt why people like playing carry. I always argued that playing support is best because you don't have to worry about farming.
>>2283362
Another good webm, you have such a choice collection.
49b9b8 No.2283367
>>2283342
You don't wanna yammer like you just had a 12 inch dildo rammed into your ass?
4a428b No.2283368
lol, so tracer is gay xDDDDDDDDDDD
46d9a5 No.2283372
>>2283358
:not_ok:
>>2283360
i want a switch but I'm not willing to invest the money
maybe one day when they're cheap to buy used
or I graduate and start working full time xd
>>2283361
howdy there partner
>>2283362
thank you game master
>>2283366
how do you do?
46d9a5 No.2283373
>>2283371
Assuming a lot of things, probably the gorillas.
>>2283372
Aye.
12eb5f No.2283374
>>2283372
nothing much! you?
8d4752 No.2283375
Found this cute pic or my adorable buddy Goggles
49b9b8 No.2283376
>>2283373
Personally for me it's either rats+ hunter or birds + hunter
The rest can't possibly get close to me anyhow
49b9b8 No.2283377
>>2283375
>southern hemisphere nibbas
d0fa9c No.2283378
>>2283372
Get a sugar daddy.
bad4da No.2283379
>>2283364
Yeah, Gremlins Inc is a cardbased boardgame of sorts where you get money, and build shit with that money for points.
I don't know what to post, my brain is dead. My mumj is calling me to complain about one of her ex-mates.
I'm gonna try and be the best shitposter.
My mate said he was gonna call me to confirm that we are going out Sunday and he hasn't called, feelsbadman.
46d9a5 No.2283380
>>2283373
might cook some chicken and start paper soon
want any?
>>2283375
aussie life~
>>2283378
I wouldn't enjoy it as much...
I don't like expensive gifts and stuff
I'd rather work for it
bad4da No.2283381
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>>2283365
All I got is youtube links. Tempted to find a YLYL thing on 8chan. Laughs are rare these days.
4a428b No.2283383
4a428b No.2283384
>>2283382
No, goggles should be skinned
46d9a5 No.2283385
>>2283376
Ehh. Hollow bones and no weight
d0fa9c No.2283386
tbh I totally forgot Goggles exists.
8d4752 No.2283387
>>2283384
bring me the pelt.....
46d9a5 No.2283388
>>2283380
No thanks. I need to get back on dieting.
d0fa9c No.2283390
49b9b8 No.2283391
>>2283382
nope!
>>2283385
The problem is just either killing or having on your side the animals that can actually track you.
8d4752 No.2283392
>>2283391
they are adorable....why are your standards so high...
46d9a5 No.2283393
>>2283388
yeah I'm gonna start soon too
>>2283374
just lewding the megumin nbd
49b9b8 No.2283394
>>2283392
Upside downs aren't cute, they're all topsy-turvy and weird!
bad4da No.2283395
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>>2283383
My links? I hope to be a hit.
>>2283389
I never smoked a real cigar, only those shit ones they sell in supermarkets and offlicenses. What keeps you here? I run out of things to shitpost about and I don't know how people keep talking.
8d4752 No.2283396
>>2283394
They try so hard to live a normal life in their strange upside down world
It's cute!!!
4a428b No.2283397
I guess they never miss, huh
bad4da No.2283400
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2nd can in, time to crank it up a notch. Who wants to play boardgameonline later?
>>2283397
I don't know what is meant by 'hit or miss'. Is this a new meme that got past me?
4a428b No.2283401
>>2283399
>>2283400
I BET THAT HE DON'T KISS YA
MWAH
46d9a5 No.2283402
>>2283390
Not enough for your fetish.
>>2283391
Again, not enough info. Need to know how much ammo, how big of a field, etc.
>>2283393
Dah
bad4da No.2283403
>>2283401
I still don't get it.
46d9a5 No.2283405
>>2283402
oh god that's the
>GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE!
webm isn't it
49b9b8 No.2283406
>>2283402
My only concern is that the two things that could potentially track me, another human and birds, are on my side. I'm not even bothering with fighting something that couldn't survive marching into any given city.
I'm also considering the rats because they can infiltrate your home and overrun you. 10 thousand is a huge number and I don't wanna be doing the counting.
46d9a5 No.2283407
>>2283405
>>2283402
aww it's the wrong version
8d4752 No.2283408
>>2283406
There is mouse in my house...
46d9a5 No.2283409
>>2283405
Haunted rattle me bones.
>>2283406
Fair enough. Technically you'd have more stamina than any of those things, save for the other human.
>>2283407
It's cut off, but it's the same.
af14d6 No.2283412
>>2283410
Anime flat chests
49b9b8 No.2283413
>>2283408
they can create untold destruction!
A long time ago a mouse got in and got stuck in the piano, it nibbled on the clavier and it needed full replacement. 300€ or something. Nasty little blighters.
>>2283409
I'll just let the police figure it out. And if i go with the birds, let charlie kelly take care of the rats.
8d4752 No.2283415
>>2283413
What the fuck........... I hope the mice don't gret into my instruments.....
I've been trying to catch them with traps but they are smart
I bait them with cream cheese :3
I havent set a mouse trap before like a month ago but the first time i set one i caught one so I'm happy
d6ffd7 No.2283419
>>2283371
10K rats and 50 eagles. Every single time.
49b9b8 No.2283420
>>2283415
There's some nifty 'lifehack' mouse trap designs you can make with common items and tools. Though whatever seems to attract mice is a crapshoot. We tried peanut butter, nutella, whatever. Often they are not stupid enough to apply their whole weight and just nibble it from a distance. Blighters.
>>2283416
LAW & ORDER SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT
DUN DUN
>>2283417
you and me irl
>>2283419
Then it comes down to how smart the hunter is..
8d4752 No.2283422
>>2283420
maybe osmetime i will do the peanut butter oil mousetrap mondays thing with a bowl
that wiill catch them..........
I feel kinda bad because they arent doing anything too bad but I dont want to catch the plague either.....
af14d6 No.2283424
>>2283418
Flat chested boys 😍
8d4752 No.2283425
>>2283423
mr stark
I don';t feel so good
d0fa9c No.2283426
Bard died.
It was a sad day.
af14d6 No.2283428
49b9b8 No.2283429
>>2283421
two number nines
a number nine large
>>2283422
It's mostly your wirings and expensive stuff that's at risk. Also they poop everywhere.
8d4752 No.2283431
>>2283427
they're kinda cute
it sucks they are dirty wild animals
4a428b No.2283432
>>2283431
Whomst? Smiles? Alexis? Fuji?
bad4da No.2283433
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>>2283423
>>2283423
Not while I'm around cunt, just wait till I crank this shit up to 3 cans.
8d4752 No.2283434
>>2283432
:Furrowed:
tfw no dirty wild animal gf
8d4752 No.2283436
>>2283435
or b
i'm not picky
bad4da No.2283438
>>2283435
Come at me, hooligan!
I'll suck your dick and call you gay!
I'm trying to rev up my crazy, it's Saturday after all.
4a428b No.2283440
>>2283438
Saturday is crazy day!
49b9b8 No.2283442
>>2283430
45 number 45's with 45 extra dips and 45 laaarge sodas
>>2283441
big yawn
bad4da No.2283443
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>>2283440
3rd can in! Time to rev shit up!
I'mma snort drugs off your filthy body!
MEAT BEGETS MEAT!
bad4da No.2283446
Can I make a new thread now? I feel we need to switch from pantsu to insanity.
8d4752 No.2283447
It's the lance vance no pants dance
4a428b No.2283449
49b9b8 No.2283450
>>2283444
I am sad that dallas toler-wade left Nile in 2017
his replacement is super talented, but it's not the same.
<some yt comment saying "he left to join ISIS"
fucking lmao
b9288c No.2283451
Ive ben playing bad mobile games for 25h straight now
:'(
af14d6 No.2283452
>>2283451
Play good ones instead
08886d No.2283453
michelle u fuckin fat tubba lard
b9288c No.2283457
>>2283452
Is like fastfood, bad ones are strategically addictive man, government surveilance dirty bomb jihad
bad4da No.2283458
>>2283454
>>2283454
>>2283454
RARE SCANNER THREAD
bad4da No.2283460
>>2283454
>>2283454
>>2283454
>>2283454
FRESHLY BAKED THREAD FOR CUNTS
>>2283454
>>2283454
>>2283454
>>2283454
49b9b8 No.2283461
Ugh, why is creating new threads breaking the front page, lol.