df6cf0 No.2272547
I just took a hit just to cool off,
Cause this fire's just about to pop my head off
I got the sweats, so start placin bets:
How long til I blast a hole in God's chest?
One-ten on the freeway, this world is my speedway
I'm scammin, but it pays
I'm Pan, I am not gay
This jew boy, he hates me, and it entertains me
The fact that he tries to talk shit does amaze me
No, no really, Anon Sama actually said a black guy fucked his wife, and he tries to talk shit, lmfao
That fag's such a joke, low T like Slowpoke
But I'm glad I have at least one hater to smoke
I'm putting on muscle, this world is a struggle
But I'm risin up while I'm blowin bubbles
2cd527 No.2272550
>>2272544
no food in?
its like 10:30 here, and im weighing up whether drinking 4 days on the trot is a real bad call or not. wouldnt mind a drink or 4 while i watch this tv show.
df6cf0 No.2272551
Seriously tho I have so much energy right now I'm literally sweating
How u
f397a0 No.2272553
>>2272551
Do you think that's a good thing
c7cf5c No.2272554
>>2272546
Yeah I've been enjoying the heck out of my switch
And I've always played the every loving shit outta smash games
Yeah, Renaissance fest
Giant fuckin nerd central
df6cf0 No.2272555
>>2272553
It's had good results so far
f397a0 No.2272556
>>2272555
Not sure if that's healthy.
df6cf0 No.2272557
>>2272556
Test I am NOT going to start smonking weed every day again
Stop trying to tempt me into self-medicating
88afb0 No.2272559
>>2272548
Canada is worthless, but my dad has a lot of it.
88afb0 No.2272560
2f63dd No.2272561
Fuck, posted my shit just after the reveal of the new thread. Now everything I typed for is for naught. How am I gonna get (You)'s now?
df6cf0 No.2272562
It wasn't much sweat anyway, just a little
Otherwise I'd be showering again
df6cf0 No.2272564
I already took my shower today so hopefully there won't be more uwu
>>2272561
-gives u a (u)-
35afdd No.2272565
df6cf0 No.2272566
"Canada is worthless"
-Wish 2018
7a4a45 No.2272567
>>2272561
Tell Raccoon my phone broke so I'll be out of action for a while.
GodDAMNit I hate being poor.
88afb0 No.2272568
Sup cunts, wasn't here last night because I was playing a special Halloween Dungeons and Dragons session.
Played as an old human wizard who has a bit of dementia, inspired by this video. At one point I was trapped alone in the big bad's mansion toilet with a frogman who was about to start initiative, so I casted Darkness to fog up the area and cast Grease on the floor to make him slip and got the fuck out of there Scooby Doo style, and that's how I deal with combat.
f397a0 No.2272569
>>2272566
I choose to see that as a Freudian slip.
f397a0 No.2272570
>>2272568
You didn't even embed the FUCKING video.
0efecc No.2272572
>>2272559
is it a good amount of money though?
>>2272566
>>2272566
>>2272566
2cd527 No.2272573
>>2272561
scanner pls assist, is 4 days drinking on the trot a bad call?
df6cf0 No.2272574
>>2272569
Your ex-bf Tsuchi hates Freud
>>2272571
-huggu- How u ♥
>>2272572
How's your new e-relationship going?
1e4c4e No.2272575
>>2272550
i made some toasties^^
which show? make a drinking game out of it lol
>>2272551
♥
>>2272554
can you juggle?
c7cf5c No.2272576
>>2272575
Definitely not. I'm not dexterous in the least
2cd527 No.2272577
>>2272575
mr robot
tbh i just wanna get comfy and mildly horny, not absolutely wankered
0efecc No.2272578
>>2272574
what e-relationship?
d5b191 No.2272579
>>2272574
hungry. dinner ain a few hours tho
2cd527 No.2272580
>>2272575
also what kind of toasties?
df6cf0 No.2272581
>>2272575
-pets u-
>>2272578
You mean you offered to sleep with someone you aren't even dating yet? Slut Shio-chan~
>>2272579
What are u going to have
Meat and more meat?
2f63dd No.2272582
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Tenka done my shit faster than I did, that makes him the new SCANNER now. It's a curse that's been passed down by generations.
>>2272568
Thanks for doing my thing for me. I'll embed the video.
>>2272563
So yeah, had a good time at DnD, tried to do some stupid shit with spells. Had Unseen Servant, never fucking used it. Animated chairs so I didn't have to walk. Used Teleportation just to move across a feast table.
Hope you had a spooky halloween, it was kinda hard thinking of typical old people things to do for DnD.
>>2272564
You spoil me, thanks Erio <3
>>2272565
>Give me that 3 inch nightcrawler.
How be you, Anon?
71711f No.2272583
>>2272578
Ours. Didn't you tell him?
You and Wish, c'mon, don't play dumb.
88afb0 No.2272586
>>2272570
I didn't wanna make do the effort.
>>2272566
I mean, I'm not wrong, am I?
>>2272572
Mhmm, though I'm not allowed to be spoiled or anything.
>>2272582
You did it, thanks.
88afb0 No.2272587
Jk, I'm spoiled as shit and my daddy buys me Dairy Queen every night lmao
fuck you test
1e4c4e No.2272588
>>2272576
do you get the big turkey legs at least?
>>2272577
weirdo
i was a little bit intrigued by that. is it still on netflix?
>>2272580
Pumpernickel with cream cheese, pesto, and red pepper flakes.
>>2272581
sup
0efecc No.2272589
>>2272586
your parents want you to work instead of giving you it?
what about in their will?
c7cf5c No.2272590
>>2272588
You bet your ass I do
2cd527 No.2272591
>>2272588
that i am, its a pleasant feeling though
i think so? i was recommended it by a friend, and i think he said its on netflix.
thats probably a lot nicer than it sounds to me i imagine.
df6cf0 No.2272592
>>2272584
Glad you're shameless about that
Maybe you're finally starting to become a proud gay
>>2272585
What kind? ^^
I should eat pasta more often
>>2272586
It's not worthless to America
We could plunder it for natural resources and enslave ur people; very useful
>>2272587
Don't eat 2 much fast food ho
>>2272588
Shitposting and listening to musick
u?
7a4a45 No.2272593
>>2272582
You limey bastard INDULGE ME
71711f No.2272594
>>2272584
>wwwwww
Is that what this is to you, some funny joke!?
88afb0 No.2272595
>>2272589
Yeah, it's not like they don't help me out or anything though.
My parents paid off half of my student loans for me and such.
>>2272592
Good luck climbing your own wall, idiot elemayo
2f63dd No.2272596
>>2272573
I couldn't possibly do that because the hangover would cripple me.
Did you do anything stupid? If so, consider drinking more to forget. You're doing god's work.
f397a0 No.2272597
>>2272589
Haha it's funny because I can't actually know a thing about your life.
f397a0 No.2272598
2cd527 No.2272599
>>2272596
nah, i just hate spending time sat inside doing nothing and drink makes it feel less like cancer.
i dont drink enough to induce anything more than a background noise tier hangover
2f63dd No.2272600
>>2272593
Sorry, I forget who I message, thought I made one for you.
I'll send a message to Raccoon's Steam. And do you really want me to indulge you? I might get freaky.
0efecc No.2272601
>>2272592
>Maybe you're finally starting to become a proud gay
no thanks
https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=1PYXFOjv8TE
>>2272594
A very funny one 笑
>>2272595
my parents paid for my sisters university fees
i just used my inheritance for my house
1194fc No.2272602
>>2272567
BASTARD I NEED YOU TO COME BACK
88afb0 No.2272603
>>2272597
>>2272598
Wait, what?
I don't get your advanced memeing.
>>2272601
Oh? No university for you?
df6cf0 No.2272606
>>2272595
Trump is building a northern wall now? Is it because of that Canadian named Emma who burnt the White House down
>>2272601
You can be a proud gay without doing that
I really just mean being honest and straightforward about it, without shame :3
2f63dd No.2272607
>>2272599
Depends how much you drink too, so I guess you're alright.
If you're bored, pick up a volunteer job. Or play more videogames.
Actually, that's shit advice. You're ain't doing anyone any harm, it's not a bad shout, it's a grey area. Say if I were to smoke weed 4 days on the trot, I'm not doing anything bad but I might end up a little twisted.
7a4a45 No.2272608
>>2272600
You've already indulged me in the facet of novel socializing you've performed. Your sex and accent preclude you from anything of mine that could be construed as "lewd", so keep your thoughts and hands to yourself.
STRAIGHTEST POSTER STILL REIGNING YEY
49af5f No.2272609
>>2272605
what is your favorite final fantasy
0efecc No.2272610
>>2272606
i can but i dont want to
>>2272604
lol
2cd527 No.2272611
>>2272607
i mean in terms of bad effects and bad habits. dont wanna become an alcy.
its more like, theres fuck all i wanna do inside these days, i shitpost for a bit, watch a little youtube, maybe play half an hour of vidya before im bored.
df6cf0 No.2272612
>>2272610
Why not, Shio-chan? I just want to see you shine as you truly are~
88afb0 No.2272613
>>2272605
What's the plan for when you run out of inheritance money?
>>2272606
🤔
I don't pay attention to America, I thought he was going to do both because Trudeau fucked him on a trade deal.
1194fc No.2272614
>>2272608
I'm gonna kick your ass
71711f No.2272615
>>2272610
How is it pronounced or read though?
7a4a45 No.2272616
>>2272614
YOU AINT GOT THE CAJONES CHICO
Missed you! How are things?
0efecc No.2272617
>>2272612
i dont want to look like a shinjuku faggot
>>2272613
i dont have one
the plan is not to let it run out until i can apply for retirement
i could apply for welfare too but i dont want to
and welfare isnt enough to live on unless i do a takahiro
>>2272615
わら
1194fc No.2272618
>>2272616
A lot has been going on! My brother's ex boyfriend proposed himself to me! I'm signing up to college as we speak! You abandon me in my time of need.
2f63dd No.2272619
>>2272608
I don't think any socializing I do is novel, I suck at it. And who said I was going to get lewd? I said freaky! Hang on to your britches because things are gonna get weird!
Or maybe not, I am a bit tired after all, been looking after kids all day, I want a takeaway but nowhere is open so I rather just starve. My house is a mess too.
>>2272611
Well, if you drink for four days straight and not drink for a week, you won't be an alcy, however if you make it a habit that's when you should worry. THe fact that you're worrying about this makes me think that you're not an alcy. It's like thinking that you're crazy, but you're actually not because the worry is there and you're still sane. Do you get me?
d5b191 No.2272620
>>2272592
Spaghetti carbonara. It's one of my favorites.
2cd527 No.2272621
>>2272619
i suppose, i just dont wanna make a bad habit through boredom
df6cf0 No.2272622
>>2272613
>Trudeau fucked him
U have to admit that Trudeau would definitely be the sub between them
>>2272616
Glad u like that meme
Like and subscribe; I make all the OC here
>>2272617
What does that mean
I think ur assuming I'm more of a weeb than I am
>>2272620
Don't think I've had that 🤔
Definitely looks good on Google, tho. I should really get dinner soon
7a4a45 No.2272623
>>2272618
My phone broke on a two foot fall, fate was against me!
Do I need to fly on down there and raise hell?
I'll show his ass how gringos settle matters of the heart.
You can do it! I believe in you!
>>2272619
You are no fun and "freaky" is blatant innuendo you crotchgoblin.
2f63dd No.2272624
>>2272621
Remember how I was drinking 2 to 4 cans every night? I don't do that anymore. It might just be a phase. You need to worry less. You know what you need? You need to play Boardgameoonline with us one day, that'll be a good habit to pick up.
Plus, if you're doing something whilst you're drinking, it's better. I shitpost and drink to unwind. You know what, you need to ask someone out to go to the pub, because that's healthy, right?
d5b191 No.2272625
>>2272622
Dinner is usually a good plan. It's basically just pasta with bacon, cheese, and egg stirred in.
1194fc No.2272626
>>2272623
I rejected him, but it was very awkward. He offered to be my slave for a week.
How are you using internet right now?
0efecc No.2272628
>>2272622
shinjuku is the gay part of japan
it is also a leftist gaijin shithole
2f63dd No.2272629
>>2272623
Ok, I seem to fuck that one up. Will you forgive me?
I don't wanna be unfun. Speaking about fun and crotchgoblins, have you ever played Gremlins Inc?
49af5f No.2272630
could you answer >>2272609
f397a0 No.2272631
0efecc No.2272632
>>2272630
i missed it sorry
7 would be my favourite
7a4a45 No.2272633
>>2272626
He is a disgusting reprobate like most modern homosexuals. I am proud of you standing your ground but I'm sure the temptation was nonexistent.
I'm on my brothers ipod, it harkens back to my days when I first started out on the plains.
Just as tedious and annoying as it was back then.
88afb0 No.2272634
>>2272617
Oh wow, that much, eh?
>unless i do a takahiro
What's a takahiro? :3
>>2272622
Trudeau is sub af, it's kinda cute.
Especially when he tries to be all dom.
49af5f No.2272635
1194fc No.2272636
>>2272633
I think he was into me since he started messaging me months ago. He was just playing the long game and being very subtle in showing any attraction, until he finally dared to. He seems shy. It must feel like a one a million chance if your ex boyfriend has a twin; I can understand his logic. But he's TOO OLD. He's like 40.
I sent you a voice message with a promise, if you fix your phone quickly I'll fulfil it.
f397a0 No.2272637
>>2272636
Oh no, Darwin finally hunted you down
88afb0 No.2272638
I want Darwin to hunt me down.
0efecc No.2272639
>>2272634
you got paid a lot of compensation for serving in ww2 especially if you chose to fight
>takahiro
she was a depressed 2ch poster who tried to commit suicide by train, she lost both her legs and now is a full time hikki
she sometimes posts on 4chan /int/ but i dont know if she still does
https://rio2016.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/entrance2/1373625239/616-623
for more information
>>2272635
ff12 would be the next
what about yours?
mako reactor and cosmo canyon were really good areas
7a4a45 No.2272641
>>2272636
GODDAMNIT WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO
it's going to be a while, I'm broke for a couple weeks but I'll see what I can try to do. This is horrid, you know I can't handle these things on my mind.
He still seems like a pervert.
df6cf0 No.2272643
>>2272625
That sounds amazing
>>2272628
Sounds like you're mixing in the idea of being honest and straightforward about your sexuality with a bunch of other stuff again
Don't be ashamed of who you are; you're kawaii
>>2272634
I haven't seen that cause I pretty much never watch the news
Interesting how you're into subs like Trudeau and Shio-chan even though ur a sub
71711f No.2272644
>>2272637
Am I the only one that found this funny?
f397a0 No.2272645
>>2272644
The horror of it possibly being true dulls the humor.
49af5f No.2272646
>>2272639
when I got my playstation I was 10
i picked Final Fantasy 8 as my first game because it was 4 discs for 20$ and I had no idea what it was
it ended up being my favorite but X is a close second because blitzball was really fun for me
0efecc No.2272647
>>2272643
i dont want to be associated with those people
1194fc No.2272648
>>2272637
The package he sent to my country is my most treasured possession
0efecc No.2272649
>>2272646
8 and 10 are good too
7 was my first so im probably biased
f397a0 No.2272650
>>2272648
Was it a seeeeecret?
1194fc No.2272651
>>2272641
I can handle this no better. I felt like I was going crazy this couple of days, though it's a bit better now that I know nothing bad happened to you. Without you I felt isolated and without energies to do anything.
1194fc No.2272652
>>2272650
No, it was just a Funko Pop.
2cd527 No.2272653
>>2272624
maybe my dude, maybe
i had a m8 over the last couple days for drinks and food and vidya and shit but he kinda cant be over all the time.
49af5f No.2272654
>>2272649
i played 7 really high on codeine and it was a really good trip
at every save point I would take more drugs and I cried when Aerith died
88afb0 No.2272655
>>2272639
Huh, interesting.
>who tried to commit suicide by train, she lost both her legs and now is a full time hikki
Big oof. That's a lot to read so I pinned that tab, I'll get through it eventually :3
>>2272643
🤔🤔🤔
0efecc No.2272656
>>2272654
what was mako reactor/sephiroth like on codeine?
7a4a45 No.2272657
>>2272651
I'm trying to install telegram on this thing so I can keep in touch a bit more directly but apple is being a pain in my ass.
Darling, you've survived 22 years, you can do this. I'm here for you in whatever capacity I can and as you can see, the lord shall guide us back together regardless of circumstance.
Let your troubles rest with me, firefly in the eve.
0efecc No.2272658
>>2272655
you arent reading the whole thread are you?
i linked the posts about takahiro
49af5f No.2272659
>>2272656
it was really nice as well
the orchestra was top notch and the cyberpunk ambient put me on edge the whole time
I was alone during the whole time and in my own room which was the best part and could stay up as long as I wanted
1194fc No.2272660
>>2272657
You talk so flauntily, yet a few posts above you say you're beyond manly intimacy. But no matter, don't change, you're still the voice that calms and reassures me.
0efecc No.2272661
>>2272659
i stayed up late to finish it too
really good game
d5b191 No.2272662
>>2272643
I enjoy it immensely. The only tricky part is not scrambling the egg when you put it in. It makes a sauce so you have to cook it without solidifying it at all by mixing it into the warm pan and keeping it moving, though the pan can't be too hot or it will scramble.
7a4a45 No.2272663
>>2272660
Just because I am opposed to the union of men's flesh to men's flesh does not mean I am against matters of the heart, nor so hermetic as to reject that which warms and comforts the cockles of my heart or that of my dearest companions.
I think you're looking for "lofty", by the by.
Take comfort in yourself first and foremost, laddie-buck, and if not that, those who take comfort in you.
49af5f No.2272664
>>2272661
why do you think 8 isnt getting a remake
2f63dd No.2272666
>>2272653
You gotta find ways to chill at times, I think. I don't have a problem of being bored anymore because I fill my day up with a lot of shit.
Thinking about going to ASDA to get sandwiches and shit, but I'm too lazy.
1194fc No.2272667
>>2272663
My mind is the last place I want to dwell in. I use all stimulus available to avoid it. Today Jack was silent and you were gone and my other friend fucked off to the Navy so I lost it a little bit.
88afb0 No.2272668
>>2272658
No no, there's a few kanji I don't recognize, like 流 in 交流 or whatever the heck 参加 is.
7a4a45 No.2272669
>telegram installed finally
>can't sign in, recover your account through your phone number from a broken phone
I'm trying, just have to wait 20 minutes for my phone to charge up and maybe there's enough screen left to read the damn thing.
1194fc No.2272670
>>2272669
You could just make a new account, I'd add you
2cd527 No.2272671
>>2272666
grab something good if you do my dude
0efecc No.2272672
>>2272668
cant you just translate them?
流 depends on context 交流 also depends on context but its an exchange
参加 isnt common but it means to enter something like a contest
35afdd No.2272673
You can register for a telegram account with a VoIP number, by the way.
7a4a45 No.2272674
>>2272667
You've got to learn better techniques to keep your head. I know how it is to drown your senses and thoughts out, but sometimes you just have to endure things. I'm sorry love. But you've got to take a hand in your own life.
>someone put $100 in my paypal
Okay I'll probably get it fixed next Monday when I'm back in town.
49af5f No.2272675
>>2272665
im trying to think of reasons i didnt play 12
1194fc No.2272676
>>2272674
"Someone"?? Brilliant.
0efecc No.2272677
>>2272675
12 was good too, i liked ridorana and westersand
88afb0 No.2272678
>>2272672
Mhmm, I put them through this site https://jisho.org/
But I try to learn the original kanji and stuff too, not just what the word means ^^
2f63dd No.2272679
>>2272671
Yeah, I'll go now then go to bed. Look after yourself. Don't let this worry you too much.
7a4a45 No.2272680
>>2272670
I don't have an alternative phone and I'm too lazy to try voip right now, so I'm waiting on my method to come into play so I can talk on my real account, but it is a good thought if it comes to that.
1194fc No.2272681
49af5f No.2272682
>>2272677
what minigame did 12 have
1194fc No.2272683
>>2272680
I hope your brother knows what a vital service he's providing by lending you his phone.
0efecc No.2272684
>>2272678
theres a lot of slang you cant translate
you just have to read more to learn it
>>2272682
i think the chocobo race
0efecc No.2272685
Nevermind the chocoborace was a mod
it had fishing
49af5f No.2272686
>>2272685
could you get game changing items from fishing
7a4a45 No.2272687
>>2272683
It's my autistic brothers IPOD, he literally doesn't care, he doesn't even use the thing.
0efecc No.2272688
>>2272686
You could get a thing to craft the トロの剣 (idk english name)
88afb0 No.2272689
>>2272684
They do have a lot of slang on there too though ^^
Besides, I can always ask you when I encounter some too.
https://jisho.org/search/%E3%83%81%E3%83%A7%E3%83%B3
1194fc No.2272690
>>2272687
I don't care! I'm still grateful! Found a picture for you.
49af5f No.2272691
>>2272688
that sounds important
7a4a45 No.2272692
>>2272690
NO
I AM NOT ON THE LIST
aaaaa
But nice action regardless.
0efecc No.2272693
>>2272689
チョン is common
theres a lot of slang and i dont even know all of it
especially ニュー速Ｒ slang
>>2272691
it was a powerful sword
1194fc No.2272694
>>2272692
How do you know that's not a girl baka??
88afb0 No.2272695
>>2272693
Of course there'll always be new slang that I won't know.
But most things I read don't really use it all, I think ^^
7a4a45 No.2272696
>>2272694
Those shoulders and chin say otherwise!
Baka ass cutie.
1194fc No.2272697
>>2272696
The audio promise I sent you is very lewd. Like you. Gonna go eat.
7a4a45 No.2272698
>use "faggot" casually
>older sister: "don't use that word, it's offensive"
Jesus Christ oversocializing is real.
7a4a45 No.2272699
>>2272697
THESE ARE PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS AND I SHALL NOT BE PUBLICLY BESMIRCHED WITHOUT AT LEAST A SMOOCH.
Feast well chubby coondoggie~
0efecc No.2272700
>>2272695
its not about using its about understanding
49af5f No.2272702
>>2272693
cool, i cant upload :/
0efecc No.2272703
>>2272702
cant upload what?
88afb0 No.2272704
>>2272700
I don't need to understand the slang if the things I read don't use it though
0efecc No.2272705
>>2272704
what are you planning on reading
if you ever want to use ふたば／２ｃｈ／ぃぶらｊｐ you will need to
49af5f No.2272706
49af5f No.2272708
>>2272707
probably something wrong with the settings in the nearest hub so I need to call it in soon
1194fc No.2272709
>>2272698
My brother is making interviews about sexual harassment as his college for an assignment. In Spanish every verb is gendered: you can say "fui acosado" for a male that was harrassed and "fui acosada" for a female. But when speaking neutral, or in general, you use the male form. Well, in his interviews he'd say "have you been acosadE?" to be "inclusive" and "not group the women in the shadow of men"
6a2113 No.2272711
>>2272708
what?
>>2272710
i shouldve expected that
88afb0 No.2272712
>>2272711
I was also planning on trying to typeset this manga thing too but I broke my pen thing so that has to wait ;;
>
7a4a45 No.2272713
>>2272709
I mean... I can see it but it's such a specific and niche complaint I just don't see it being a big deal unless you're deranged in that modern way so popular these days.
I'm proud, I didn't mail a bomb or anything to vixen on her birthday. Might mail her mom a Christmas gift though. Shame she's probably that same breed of awful modern woman nowadays.
Goddamnit I'm fucking lonely.
>go to the bar with an acquaintance
>texting you on and off
>"get off your phone, you're just going to complain about being lonely later"
>conversation is a big pile of nothing, DUDE WEED LMAO, and "aren't these shitty $4 beers I bought you good"
Normies
1194fc No.2272715
>>2272714
hey, can you type "cat male" in japanese? thanks
88afb0 No.2272716
>>2272714
Like, do a fan translation of it, and replace the Japanese text on the pages with the English translations.
The stylus pen for my Surface Pro.
df6cf0 No.2272717
There was this really cute boy working at Chipotle but he must have been like 15
I understand Dewgong now
6a2113 No.2272718
>>2272715
cat male?
ネコ男
but its not correct
>>2272716
oh i see
why would you do it its a lot of work for not much reward
7a4a45 No.2272719
>>2272715
>catfishing Japanese dating sites
Chico, no
df6cf0 No.2272720
Do you guys think Anon Sama will like this gay poem I wrote for him? >//<
7a4a45 No.2272721
>>2272720
No, I can tell your prose is awful.
df6cf0 No.2272722
>>2272721
Are you Dewgong? Or just one of his butt children?
1194fc No.2272723
>>2272713
I'm glad you choose to be here with me. It makes me flattered!
>>2272719
shut up I'm browsing pixiv
7a4a45 No.2272724
>>2272722
I have no clue who the hell Dewgong is and I assure you, if anything, he is my child.
88afb0 No.2272725
>>2272718
Mmn, it can be fun, plus you get to share things that you enjoy with people who don't read the language ^^
7a4a45 No.2272726
>>2272723
My phone hasn't turned on yet! I'm trying to get back into telegram!
And shoosh that means nothing!
Bring me back something cute, and look up nezunezu.
df6cf0 No.2272727
>>2272724
Darwin, you must at least know him; I think you're from the fur threads?
He used to be a lil cunt but I think he's lost a lot of testosterone with his old age so he's more chill now
6a2113 No.2272728
>>2272725
i have translated things for money before but i dont find it worth it
you get paid little for the time it takes
1194fc No.2272729
>>2272726
I couldn't find anything, the site doesn't even let you search by popularity unless you pay. I'm working on a commission.
7a4a45 No.2272730
>>2272727
Now that name I recognize, and Darwin was a saint! He's just gotten lazy with his ire.
7a4a45 No.2272731
>>2272729
Little bastards have screwed that site up.
I usually just go page by page. It's a struggle, but meh.
Honestly was disappointed how little Sherlock Hound stuff there is on there.
6a2113 No.2272732
>>2272729
just suck off wish so you can use his account like me
88afb0 No.2272733
>>2272728
Yeah, I would never do it for money or anything.
It's pretty much just something I do when I feel motivated enough and when I have fun with it.
I used to do chapters of Yuzumori-san because the one person who was doing it would release them weeks late and I couldn't talk to Soto about the chapters :3
>
88afb0 No.2272734
>>2272732
I'm still waiting to be sucked off btw
49af5f No.2272735
>>2272711
a hub or a switch is a networking device which re-routes internet to homes
6a2113 No.2272736
>>2272733
i would never do it for free
too much effort
>>2272734
i never agreed to this
88afb0 No.2272738
>>2272736
It's sort of like programming.
Nobody pays me to code things in my spare time, but I do it because I enjoy it.
>i never agreed to this
Oops, I accidentally changed my password~
35afdd No.2272739
Enormous if shown to be factual.
1194fc No.2272740
>>2272731
Are you getting drunk?
6a2113 No.2272741
>>2272738
>Oops, I accidentally changed my password~
im still logged in so its fine
f80e80 No.2272742
>>2272722
How do you even get Dewgong from Darwin
I never understood this
bf859b No.2272743
df6cf0 No.2272744
>>2272730
He should try zinc
>>2272742
It's a Neru meme
She called him that
It starts with a D and has two syllables; it's not rocket science my dude
f80e80 No.2272745
>>2272744
But the syllables are so different I don't even
df6cf0 No.2272746
>>2272745
Neru is beyond ur comprehension
88afb0 No.2272747
>>2272737
What is the point of this post?
>>2272741
It actually logs you out if I do change my password though.
It was annoying having to log back in on my phone the last time I changed it...
>>2272743
What is pussy?
6a2113 No.2272748
>>2272747
with a password like that i can understand
are you really that worried about your pixiv being hacked?
88afb0 No.2272749
>>2272748
No, of course not :3
I just use a password manager for everything so I generate long passwords~
7a4a45 No.2272750
>>2272740
I wish, but I failed my last drug test and I have no booze I want to drink. Why do you ask?
>>2272744
He's too far gone for that, he needs /sips/ and some lithium.
1194fc No.2272751
>>2272750
Well because what's the point of going to a bar otherwise? I feel guilty now. Turn this off and turn that "acquaintance" into a friend.
71695d No.2272752
>>2272747
self-explanatory
6a2113 No.2272753
>>2272749
why did you change your password then
7a4a45 No.2272754
>>2272751
This was a couple days ago before my phone broke, when we played chess. He's a drug-abusing trumptard and really only hangs out with me because he tried to fuck my vixen in high school and has no friends either. And he won't stop trying to get me to grow magic mushrooms again.
I really don't care to take this any deeper.
88afb0 No.2272756
>>2272752
Uh, sure.
>>2272753
Mmn, it's good to reset your passwords every so often and since I was giving my password out it reminded me that I should probably do that.
1194fc No.2272757
>>2272754
Fair enough. My ex middle school friend who writes with me is also an asshole and I don't care to become his friend. Speaking of her by the way, you shouldn't send her mother anything. You should sever all ties.
6a2113 No.2272759
>>2272756
You mean other people have used your pixiv before me?
88afb0 No.2272760
>>2272759
No no, I changed it yesterday
7a4a45 No.2272761
>>2272757
Her mother was nicer during the breakup and subsequent fallout than she ever was, and it's just a trinket to my old second mom. I like her, and it's just a gift.
They already cut all ties. Haven't heard from any of them in years, and I had to fucking dredge up the address for them in a doxing service anyway.
b571d6 No.2272762
Well there's a face I never expected to see here.
1194fc No.2272763
>>2272761
Bad Chap. You shouldn't have gone through all that effort. You should try what I'm trying right now.
f397a0 No.2272764
>>2272762
Did somebody tell you about that thing
aaa152 No.2272766
>>2272765
That thing, at the place.
7a4a45 No.2272768
>>2272762
Please be who I'm thinking of, you lovely fall fruit.
>>2272763
Which is?
It was a moment of weakness that I regret but it doesn't add to my suffering much more than usual.
f397a0 No.2272769
>>2272765
That thing I sent ya
b571d6 No.2272770
>>2272766
*I gently slide my paw down your pants. Your warm genitals pulsate against my pads.*
>>2272768
*Barks*
>>2272769
We can have the conversation here or there. I can't talk to you twice in two places.
f397a0 No.2272771
>>2272768
He's a fruit in every season.
1194fc No.2272772
>>2272768
>Which is?
I'm trying a time out caused by you.
b571d6 No.2272774
>>2272773
I'm sorry I'm not some kind of socialite like you anime/pony monsters.
b571d6 No.2272776
Oh hey. Double * spoilers it.
Neat.
f397a0 No.2272777
>>2272775
Room for one more?
f397a0 No.2272778
>>2272776
Yes
That's the way most people spoiler here.
>>2272774
Good one
b571d6 No.2272779
>>2272775
*Gently I toss you over and use my muzzle to undo your pants button.*
>>2272778
I didn't know.
aaa152 No.2272780
i just do ctrl+s and then type my text in the middle
it's the fastest
aaa152 No.2272781
>>2272777
Florida's full.
>>2272779
>>2272780
Do your homework.
88afb0 No.2272782
>>2272767
I-It's not like I did it specifically for you or anything, b-baka..
Don't get the wrong idea!
f397a0 No.2272783
>>2272779
Go to options in the top right, find "customize formatting", that's where it all be.
6a2113 No.2272784
>>2272782
Thanks for that, im going to go for a bit goodbye
7a4a45 No.2272786
>>2272770
*awoos in your ear slowly*
>>2272771
Squish is beautiful all year round, yes~
>>2272772
You and I both know these are hardly comparable and I've been on a break for 3 years. Therapy shall resolve my issues if I can get up on time and this weird hypnosis therapy is worth a damn, if it even applies to my problem of "unspecified personality disorder".
b571d6 No.2272788
>>2272786
What brings you to our awful pit?
f397a0 No.2272789
>>2272788
Well most people trip and get stuck.
1194fc No.2272790
>>2272786
Sorry. I just meant to relate in some way.
88afb0 No.2272793
>>2272792
He wants to be spanked as punishment
7a4a45 No.2272794
>>2272788
My phone broke and I came seeking a means to contact my loved ones, and I was elucidated of its existence prior, so I took my chances and found someone to at least assuage poor Coondoggies mind.
You're just an extra fluffy bonus <3
>>2272790
Don't be, I just jumped the gun a bit at some implied ire. But BD is awful, and you need to get over the sadsack of nothingness he is.
>>2272791
You are golden
b571d6 No.2272796
>>2272794
Do you need a new phone?
I can maybe send some funds so you can get a cheep Walmart phone for now.
f397a0 No.2272797
>>2272794
>BD is awful
Oh this sounds fun.
>>2272795
You shall perish.
>>2272793
No that's you.
88afb0 No.2272798
7a4a45 No.2272799
>want to play vidya
>RDR2 has so many annoying and pointless stats I don't want to even try to get into it at this point
>ironically persona 3-5 sounds appealing
>bored of Godhand, want to replay an RE but 1 is played to friggin' death and all my extra data for 2+3 is gone
Fudge
Shitposting and crime shows it is.
1194fc No.2272800
>>2272794
Let's change the subject. Why is Persona "ironic"? 3 is a masterpiece.
b571d6 No.2272802
>>2272799
Play retro games.
I just ordered replacement silicon pads for my controller and I am considering an OEM stick.
f221d9 No.2272803
>>2272799
Play P5!
Its so pretty.
f397a0 No.2272804
>>2272798
owo
>>2272801
Take over if you'd like. Not my style.
f221d9 No.2272806
7a4a45 No.2272807
>>2272796
The screen is just fucked, I can get it replaced after my trip this weekend, ol' stranger sent me $100 for some reason and I can borrow the extra $50 from my parents to get it replaced.
YOURE TOO NICE I NEVER GOT YOU A PRESENT IM SORRY
>>2272797
Heed my words
4998c1 No.2272808
>>2272804
Not sure this is my forte.
>>2272806
Lewdness is never blasphemy unless it is offending the God-Emperor.
f397a0 No.2272809
>>2272807
You're not telling me anything new to heed yet.
b571d6 No.2272810
>>2272807
You and Dallas are my problem kids.
I have to take care of you even if it kills me.
f221d9 No.2272811
>>2272808
Homosexuality is a sin!
35afdd No.2272812
b571d6 No.2272813
88afb0 No.2272814
>>2272801
Please don't take over.
>>2272804
What the FUCK
4998c1 No.2272815
>>2272811
The only sin is silence.
>>2272814
I am not sure if I should be offended or not.
f397a0 No.2272816
>>2272814
What, do you think I could get a dollar from him for you?
f221d9 No.2272817
>>2272815
God said no peepee in butt!
A true Christian of course would not remain silent if the homosex approaches!
WORK OF THE DEVIL
88afb0 No.2272818
>>2272815
Well I'm a boy today, so :^)
>>2272816
Hundreds, if not thousands of them.
7a4a45 No.2272819
>>2272800
Because RDR2 is unappealing due to having godawful RPG elements but persona sounds fun to plow through. High school friend making and min-maxing demons vs. putting up with a game that's about cowboy outlaws shooting shit but is more interested in getting you to fucking groom your horse.
I'll probably wind up playing 3, they're all kino but I watched my brother play 4 and 5 to the point of extreme spoilage.
>>2272802
Sold my collection because drug habit. Regret it, honestly. At least I still have a DS lite, but all I've got to play on it are FFTA1-2, the DS port of RE1, and castlevania 1.
Wish I'd beaten CV3 but that doppelgänger is a bitch with just Trevor.
>>2272803
I know!
f397a0 No.2272820
>>2272818
Let's stay in the real world now.
4998c1 No.2272821
>>2272817
Christian? The only God is the God-Emperor. Not christ. Maybe Slaanesh. But that is it! Get the fuck out of here, heretic!
>>2272818
I would be willing to take the risk.
Also, you think I would pay thousands for you? What the fuck>
1194fc No.2272822
>>2272819
Play P3 and tell me who you think the best girl is.
7a4a45 No.2272823
>>2272809
Then why remark on the unremarkable?
>>2272810
Nyet, we'll make you proud somehow daddy!
b571d6 No.2272824
>>2272819
Down the road remind me to get a raspberry pie and make you an emulation station of it.
I will make sure you have good games to play.
f221d9 No.2272825
f397a0 No.2272826
>>2272823
I was hoping to get a story.
7a4a45 No.2272829
>>2272822
I can already tell best girl is the pinkshirt.
>>2272824
You've already spent too much money on me as it is! Hush!
>>2272826
He's a milquetoast normie that upsets my komeraden, there isnt much of one.
88afb0 No.2272830
>>2272820
I'm going into SAO and there's nothing you can do to stop me, mom!
>>2272821
Yes.
f221d9 No.2272831
>>2272827
I didnt sign up to do things, I just accuse people.
God does the work.
b571d6 No.2272832
>>2272829
Hardly matters to me.
I want you to have nice things.
4998c1 No.2272833
>>2272828
Lesbians are boring.
>>2272830
Would you be worth it?
>>2272831
Pussy.
7a4a45 No.2272835
>>2272832
I have you, coondogger, and salladin, is that all not nice enough?
I have plenty of nice things. I need to get back into reading regardless and I've plenty of games to play- i am want for nothing on these fronts.
f221d9 No.2272836
>>2272833
YOU WILL BE PUNISHED
b571d6 No.2272838
>>2272835
Then I will offer you come visit and play my games with me.
88afb0 No.2272840
>>2272833
It's an amazing deal, really.
4998c1 No.2272841
>>2272836
I am punished every day I wake up. Bring it on.
>>2272839
Always.
>>2272840
You have yet to provide me with good evidence to suggest such is true.
b571d6 No.2272843
>>2272842
And after we can fuck.
7a4a45 No.2272844
>telegram wont let me login or send more codes
Try again tomorrow i suppose.
1194fc No.2272845
>>2272844
Now I'll DEFINITELY kick your ass
88afb0 No.2272846
>>2272841
Just come to AX babe :^)
7a4a45 No.2272847
>>2272843
Get in line, y'all can start a man train and maybe you can run me down, but until then, the only way you're gonna get what ye wish is through copious amounts of social ethanolic lubricant and aggressive wrestling.
aaa152 No.2272848
almost done with boring classes nezi
you can do it
b571d6 No.2272849
Furries need to just pick one social app because I can't keep getting shit like TG and leave it running.
>>2272847
I'll even let you top. UwU
7a4a45 No.2272850
>>2272845
I don't know what happened! I entered the code it sent but it didnt log in!
Send me a vocaroo!
f397a0 No.2272851
>>2272847
I mean that doesn't sound that difficult.
4998c1 No.2272852
>>2272846
That requires a significant upfront cost.
f397a0 No.2272853
>>2272848
But what if you can't
7a4a45 No.2272854
>>2272849
Please, i was going to be on top regardless!
7a4a45 No.2272856
>>2272851
I had like 4 years of a wrestling club and many a time wrestling the vixen into submission, /skinnyfat/ representing
88afb0 No.2272857
>>2272852
You're basically next door to it.
4998c1 No.2272858
>>2272857
I also have a full-time job that I can't just take time off of to travel to an anime convention to get my dick wet.
And I don't really want to go to california.
aaa152 No.2272859
>>2272853
I'll still be happy that I tried my best.
I'm less concerned about succeeding and more about giving it all I have.
f397a0 No.2272860
>>2272859
But screwing something up when you gave it your best is when it hurts the most.
7a4a45 No.2272861
>>2272855
*snugs*
Really missing my 13,000 images now
aaa152 No.2272862
>>2272860
Failure is a natural part of learning, I look at it as a learning opportunity instead of a disappointment.
It's why I'm content to do something a hundred times until I have it down perfectly without getting frustrated or defeated.
88afb0 No.2272863
>>2272858
>to get my dick wet
You're going to bang Soto?
4998c1 No.2272864
>>2272863
Not really my type, to be honest.
1194fc No.2272865
61c7b1 No.2272866
88afb0 No.2272869
>>2272868
Oh, I'm Asian too.
4998c1 No.2272871
>>2272869
You are canadian. Don't lie to me. You can't get away from my warm embrace.
61c7b1 No.2272872
afc7a2 No.2272873
>>2272866
Oh hey, Swedish Fish.
88afb0 No.2272874
>>2272871
My parents are both Chinese though
afc7a2 No.2272876
>>2272875
The streaks on the glass top genuinely bother me. Clean that shit.
7a4a45 No.2272877
>>2272865
>your OS doesn't support in-browser recording
I'm here! Is that not enough for you! My phone is now locked up so i cant even view things on the broken screen anymore. Fate shall always keep us connected!
1194fc No.2272878
>>2272850
I know, I'm just pulling your chain. I'm just paranoid after my friend left for the Navy. Everyone's leaving. He'll be gone until December, but what worried me is he deleted his Facebook. If he doesn't message me himself I'll have no way of knowing if something happened to him. Remember when you were gone for six months? I definitely couldn't deal with it right now as well as I did back then.
61c7b1 No.2272879
>>2272873
no it's cooki ew i'm not fat
>>2272875
Those look yum
f80e80 No.2272880
>>2272875
Aw shit my mom makes those cookies for holidays
Shit's good
b571d6 No.2272881
Maybe I should join the Navy.
Meet a cute guy named Davy.
Have his baby gravy.
aaa152 No.2272882
>>2272876
not my house.
I haven't lived there in months.
I would but I can't.
>>2272879
>>2272880
yeah I made them for Luka but apparently I made the wrong kind so I didn't send them
afc7a2 No.2272883
>>2272879
So how goes the sinking of ships and whatnot?
4998c1 No.2272885
>>2272874
I call bullshit and require evidence of such.
f397a0 No.2272886
>>2272874
>>2272884
Love killed in its prime.
88afb0 No.2272890
>>2272889
I didn't mean for you to find out this way....
1194fc No.2272891
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
88afb0 No.2272892
>>2272891
>There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum
>>2272891
>>2272891
>>2272891
>>2272891
afc7a2 No.2272893
Does it really make a difference which way their eyes slant?
f397a0 No.2272895
>>2272893
Finished American Gods.
It was good but I know you only liked it for the black woman vaginally voring people.
4998c1 No.2272896
>>2272888
Everybody who has dealt with a gold farmer knows nihao.
7a4a45 No.2272898
>>2272878
Its the navy, he'll be fine, and I think the military has a thing about private electronic communications on their boats, so its not like he could talk at you even if he wanted, which i know he does. He'll be back and he'll message you when he can.
Im sorry! It was a bad time and I've forgotten most of it. But I'm here! Ill always be in touch however i can.
1194fc No.2272899
>>2272898
Party with me. Jack left for a club with no explanations. I didn't know this normie side of his.
f80e80 No.2272901
>>2272882
Shoulda sent them to me tbh
>>2272891
Yeah ok Dr. Evil
7a4a45 No.2272903
>>2272881
>gay black dude at work gets fired for getting catatonically drunk on the job
Military men arent the best to husbando.
88afb0 No.2272904
>>2272896
What the fuck is a gold farmer?
>>2272897
冗談冗談
約束しますから、信じてよ
61c7b1 No.2272905
>>2272882
aw, I'd eat them
>>2272883
great, you?
I'm dying my hair thius weekend
f397a0 No.2272906
>>2272900
Chernobog did an excellent job of making me uncomfortable.
Better than most movie villains could.
afc7a2 No.2272908
>>2272905
Pretty great.
Don't be pink/purple/blue like a lesbian.
bf859b No.2272909
>>2272846
>come to AX
lmao this nigga
f397a0 No.2272910
>>2272908
>Pretty great.
But how are you really doing
61c7b1 No.2272911
>>2272908
nope I'm gonna be ginger like Ron
afc7a2 No.2272912
>>2272906
The show's pacing and suspense per episode made every self contained mythos seem all the more separated from reality.
In a good way. The effects and overstylization of everything just made everything feel alien.
f397a0 No.2272914
>>2272912
Essie Macgowan or however you spell it, cute redhead, made me tear up a bit.
afc7a2 No.2272915
>>2272910
I'm always specfuckingtacular.
>>2272911
As long as it's a natural shade of red.
Don't do the ketchup red thing Mexicans do.
afc7a2 No.2272916
>>2272914
Hah. Look at this queer having feelings.
7a4a45 No.2272917
>>2272899
Be happy for him, he's raising his social links!
Im here! Ill be here all night.
88afb0 No.2272918
>>2272907
マンディが「アジア系な人は俺のタイプじゃない」って言った。だから嘘をついた。
>>2272909
Come to AN.
61c7b1 No.2272919
>>2272913
yyayas
>>2272915
no og god no, I'm gonna be that lovely ginger, annie baby UHG SO CUTE
afc7a2 No.2272921
b571d6 No.2272927
>>2272903
I just want a guy with a nice belly.
I actually have a gut now myself.
4998c1 No.2272962
>>2272904
Gold farmers are asians that farm gold in games online.