4e22b8 No.2254411
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
In This Crazy World, It Is YEET or Get YEETed Edition.
7eb8f3 No.2254415
4e22b8 No.2254419
834b15 No.2254422
>>2254421
hello, it's 5:#0am here almost, good morning/evening to you
834b15 No.2254423
0b5d94 No.2254425
>>2254421
Thanks
I was thinking about pouring rubbing alcohol on my leg and igniting it just to see what it's like
834b15 No.2254426
you should do it but next to water
9ba12c No.2254427
>start adding conduit like 10 minutes after i get told not to do that yet
Dunno if i need more coffee or sleep but my brain doesnt appear to be working today
ec951f No.2254428
>>2254422
its 6:30 here
>>2254425
that sounds interesting
the pouring alcohol not igniting it
834b15 No.2254429
>>2254428
i looked up what time it was in japan and then i looked up to see if Japan has multiple timezones, it appears as if it does not
>>2254427
dont let it snowball on you, stop running on automatic for a bit and stop to question what you are doing every step of the way for your morning until the brain fuzzies go away
9ba12c No.2254430
>>2254429
Yeah, i need to. Grabbed a double shot of espresso on break too and got a free extra shot, hopefully this will help a bit.
Whats good fam?
834b15 No.2254431
>>2254430
my morning is going slow but I know how you feel, its rough to have your brain rebelling against you some day and caffeine is the only real champion for that regardless of what 5 hour energy is trying to sell you on b vitamins
you know americans still believe the shit in energy drinks besides caffeine helps even though doctors openly deny it?
834b15 No.2254432
days*
i hate phone posting my dudes
ec951f No.2254433
>>2254429
kuril islands are 2 hours ahead if you count that
9ba12c No.2254434
>>2254431
Got work today?
Just one of those mornings i suppose, but at least im not fighting with a fucked screwdriver
P sure the sugar helps
9ba12c No.2254435
834b15 No.2254436
>>2254433
yea, i do, i just didnt google very hard to figure it out
makes sense it would only be a small portion in another timezone
834b15 No.2254437
>>2254434
The sugar might help in a 5 hour energy but consuming literally half a glass of sugar with like 2 monsters is the equivalent of throwing your body into sugar shock, and denying it of the more abundant and more energy rich complex carbs in your body
9ba12c No.2254438
Welp, back to class
>>2254437
And if you need focus but not physical energy so much?
834b15 No.2254439
>>2254438
get some tea
doctors cant agree on it, but i like it
0b5d94 No.2254440
>>2254428
Well only one of these things would be a new sensation for me
834b15 No.2254441
sugar rich energy drinks wont help you focus mentally either your body literally has to devote all its efforts to filters through the pure fucking sugar you are ingesting thats why you feel like shit after drinking more than half a can
834b15 No.2254442
ec951f No.2254443
>>2254440
im guess youve been burned before?
834b15 No.2254444
>>2254443
what no, they've been drunk before
holy shit japan anon lmao
0b5d94 No.2254445
I forgot quite how gay the end of Kill la Kill is
>>2254443
No I've doused myself in rubbing alcohol
ec951f No.2254446
>>2254444
Pouring alcohol is a metaphor for drunk?
I thought it mean literally pouring alcohol on yourself
834b15 No.2254447
>>2254446
pouring alcohol is a metaphor for getting drunk because there are not many other things you do with alcohol after pouring it besides drinking it
lighting it on fire falls behind that a fair bit i imagine
834b15 No.2254448
its not so much a metaphor as context to imply that getting drunk is happening 95% of the time and the other 5% may be setting it on fire i guess
834b15 No.2254449
unless we are talking about the medical applications of alhocol
834b15 No.2254450
0b5d94 No.2254451
>>2254449
Rubbing alcohol
The kind you can't drink
834b15 No.2254452
>>2254451
im pretty sure she was being sarcastic unless she really covered herself in rubbing alcohol for no reason
0b5d94 No.2254453
>>2254452
That was me that said that
Most of the time it's because I've cut myself
At least once I wanted to set myself on fire before
834b15 No.2254454
>>2254453
yea i was going to mention the possibility of using alcohol for an injury i just didn't want the impression to be that you did this casually for fun like a weirdo
834b15 No.2254456
>>2254455
you had it, it was just funny how the conversation happened to unfold
0b5d94 No.2254457
>>2254454
I'm pretty fucked up I'll admit
834b15 No.2254458
>>2254457
i actually got partially confused during the conversation too, to be honest
i also forgot you used to cut, also kind of missed a bit of the context because im so used to people just talking about getting drunk here
0b5d94 No.2254459
>>2254458
>used to
It's not a past thing it's just an occasional thing
Most of the time I don't even cut myself on purpose
Like a couple weeks ago when I stepped on glass, or before that when I dropped a knife and caught it
0b5d94 No.2254460
>>2254458
Also literally the first thing I said is "I kind of want to set myself on fire"
I'm not the kind of rich that I can buy high proof alcohol just to light it on fire
834b15 No.2254461
>>2254459
oh okay yea that sounds a lot more healthy
834b15 No.2254462
>>2254460
people do flaming shots a lot
ec951f No.2254464
>>2254459
you seem to have a habit of hurting yourself even subconsciously
0b5d94 No.2254466
>>2254464
I don't avoid accidents very well
Speaking of accidents, I have work in a few hours
Whose Fucking idea was that
I haven't slept since like
20 hours ago or so
ec951f No.2254467
>>2254466
>Whose Fucking idea was that
Probably your own
0b5d94 No.2254468
I'm about to pass out but I have to stay up and go to work and then therapy and then I can die
0b5d94 No.2254469
This insomnia really out to get me
0b5d94 No.2254470
Three alarms should be enough for me to nap for an hour
9ba12c No.2254475
>>2254439
And when youre struggling to read text because youve been up 30 odd hours writing software but youve a deadline to meet?
9ba12c No.2254476
9ba12c No.2254477
Welp, looks like this'll be a dull ride home
834b15 No.2254478
>>2254477
qt i am here but i am queer so get used to it
834b15 No.2254479
im also extremely late so yea pretty dull ride sorry
834b15 No.2254480
>>2254475
Tea also sounds good for that, energy drinks with tons of sugar will STILL not be the right choice especially after that point
ec951f No.2254482
>>2254481
werent you going to sleep?
834b15 No.2254483
Revy isn't very good at doing the sleep thing
0b5d94 No.2254484
>>2254482
I said I have work
ec951f No.2254485
>>2254484
so you didnt sleep?
834b15 No.2254487
when theres no hot anime girls in jumpsuits around to put your dick in
why even live
8e489b No.2254488
>>2254479
you wanna fuck this?
9a7235 No.2254489
>>2254478
id already gotten off the bus and gotten inside by then, but food had to happen first
>>2254487
for the hot anime boys in jumpsuits
>>2254488
post dick
834b15 No.2254491
>>2254489
yea i figured you weren't there anymore but i had to ride my bike home and get my exercise in since that wasnt enough
not enough hot anime boys in jumpsuits, those usually work better with females anyways i have my boy presences
9a7235 No.2254492
>>2254491
nice
and what are those preferences?
834b15 No.2254493
>>2254492
i dont like my boys overly masculine, like if i am going to fuck them they have to have at least somewhat feminine features
f5397a No.2254494
834b15 No.2254495
>>2254494
now now, lets not gross out the regulars
f5397a No.2254496
>>2254495
but there is no one here right now.
9a7235 No.2254497
>>2254493
define overly masculine
i rather like my guys manly, but as long as theres some masculinity to a guy i can at least see some appeal.
834b15 No.2254498
>>2254497
if they look more fit than me they are overly masculine, and i am 6 feet 150 pounds, pretty in shape, get 100 miles a week in cardio on my bike
like sure a fit female can do that easily but you know she isnt going to be 6 feet and 150 pounds either
834b15 No.2254499
9a7235 No.2254500
>>2254498
150 lbs isnt a whole lot tbh, unless youre fucking shredded
834b15 No.2254501
>>2254500
im losing fat pretty fast, i gained a lot of muscle at a recent job and i was still losing weight
834b15 No.2254502
also if 15 pounds isnt a lot that should give you a good idea of what i mean by feminine
834b15 No.2254503
3ea806 No.2254504
>>2254501
fair play, i imagine 100 miles a week does quite a fucking bit for your metabolism.
so slim af with maybe a bit of muscle then?
what about dudes fucking you?
834b15 No.2254505
>>2254504
no i still have a gut on me a little, i drink beer, and 100 miles a week is really just like 5 miles four times a day, not that bad when you think about it
834b15 No.2254506
i do feel like i have more energy on the weekends when im off and doing nothing
3ea806 No.2254507
>>2254505
well i imagine frequency is more valuable than intensity, so all is fine. if you keep that up i sincerely doubt that gut will last long.
dccc20 No.2254508
f5397a No.2254509
>>2254508
but are you queer?
834b15 No.2254511
>>2254507
i hope it lasts through winter at least im going to feel a lot more cold with less fat to protect me
3ea806 No.2254512
>>2254508
but 20 dolla...
>>2254511
yeah, but the slimmer you are the easier itll be to find someone to warm you up
834b15 No.2254514
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834b15 No.2254516
so its not always the case that its easier to find someone if yu are skinny
a5a136 No.2254517
Even if I go to Michigan I doubt we'd meet up so keeping you warm is out of the question.
834b15 No.2254518
>>2254517
i went out of my way to try to imply that is not what i meant but thanks for being gross anyways
a5a136 No.2254519
>>2254518
Fak u i'm knot gros.
4e22b8 No.2254520
3ea806 No.2254521
>>2254514
i mean, individual tastes vs general tastes is a thing
a5a136 No.2254522
834b15 No.2254523
>>2254521
thats true but if you appeal to the less popular taste you can appeal to the niche crowd and offer what isnt commonly available
not saying i want to do that, in fact i think that sounds a lot like attention seeking behavior tbh
dbfe94 No.2254525
Oh man this is a hard one
Though I'm pretty sure "This isn't me" is the correct answer since this is a "dream"
834b15 No.2254526
>>2254525
i bet japanese anon can help you find a lot more loli light novels to go through while you are being a loser
dbfe94 No.2254527
>>2254526
I got my hands full for a while
This games p long (30 - 50 hrs)
a5a136 No.2254528
Soto. You should play a fur VN and I'll play one of yours.
dbfe94 No.2254529
I got busted with the pills
lmao realism
>>2254528
recommend me one
17cdc9 No.2254530
tfw my arms are too big to be cute
a5a136 No.2254531
>>2254529
I'd say Morenatsu, but it's never going to be finished.
834b15 No.2254532
they need to make a fur VN that isnt totally shitty first
17cdc9 No.2254534
a5a136 No.2254535
>>2254534
Slice them arms up.
Trim the fat.
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17cdc9 No.2254537
>>2254535
there's no fat, i'm just swole
834b15 No.2254538
why is the least cute person here talking about whos cute or not
4e22b8 No.2254539
I know, bad dog, why you doing this
3ea806 No.2254540
>>2254523
>and offer what isnt commonly available
p sure chubby guys are not in short supply on grinder
a5a136 No.2254541
119d69 No.2254543
What's a YEET? I need to know if I am to defend myself in the crazy world of YEETening.
3ea806 No.2254544
>>2254543
post yeet infection
119d69 No.2254545
>>2254544
> yeet infection
Googled up yeet, looks gay as fuck, would rather die than to live in such a world. *sips can*
3ea806 No.2254546
>>2254545
eh, i just posted the first thing that came to mind
119d69 No.2254547
>>2254546
I don't get memes tbh, I leave that shit to Scoots to spout. Ever heard of General Butt Naked? I was talking about him yesterday but I'm still astounded that such a person exists.
119d69 No.2254548
I mean, cmon.
>Tfw you'll never be an African Warlord who fights naked in order to tap into your mystical powers
>Tfw you'll never eat a heart of a child and get doped up on heroin before a battle because black magic
>Tfw you'll never answer for your war crimes because Jesus personally forgave you
119d69 No.2254549
Did I just kill the thread?
f5397a No.2254551
>>2254549
post mum's poon and get thread goin again.
f5397a No.2254552
>>2254549
or get madie to post smooth butt.
2fb5ca No.2254553
119d69 No.2254554
>>2254551
>>2254552
I don't know how to respond to this. I'm just gonna start drinking now.
f5397a No.2254555
>>2254553
>>2254554
Oh yes. Then post all things lewd.
119d69 No.2254556
File: b8540caf57ed50d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 71.25 KB, 850x562, 425:281, __hex_maniac_pokemon_pokem….jpg)
>>2254555
Well sure, I got Hex Maniac lewds if that counts.
f5397a No.2254557
>>2254556
yep. that works.
119d69 No.2254558
File: ca8857a7fd14eb7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 562.62 KB, 833x1200, 833:1200, __hex_maniac_pokemon_pokem….png)
>>2254557
Yeah, I just feel dead in the head. I got two pint cans of lager and they're just not going down. So slow at drinking.
f5397a No.2254559
>>2254558
maybe you'll work your way up to faster as you go along.
119d69 No.2254561
>>2254559
Sod it, just gonna drink the one can then go to bed.
119d69 No.2254562
>>2254560
Heyo Maddy, how be you?
a884bf No.2254564
>>2254562
not too bad. got out early and now I'm eating my leftover chinese food^^
what's new?
119d69 No.2254565
>>2254564
>>2254564
I got through a whole booklet on Powerpoint in my ITQ so now I can format shit on Powerpoint like a boss.
a884bf No.2254566
>>2254565
too bad powerpoint sucks dongers.
119d69 No.2254567
>>2254566
I don't even know if I would ever use Powerpoint but ehh... at least I get a new qualification for it.
119d69 No.2254568
Kids are cringey, fuck knows why I volunteer my time for a youth club. Fuck knows why I want to be a teacher, tbh.
cc418d No.2254569
Too bad Elma sucks dongers.
cc418d No.2254570
>>2254569
dlskfjasdlkfalksdjfalsdjflsaf
a884bf No.2254571
They're not gonna suck themselves.
a884bf No.2254573
lmao luka
I never thought asmr would come to this
a5a136 No.2254574
ASMR of dogs sleeping and making those whining noises please.
2fb5ca No.2254575
>>2254573
funny meme i found on 4chan randomly
:)
2fb5ca No.2254577
6c0f13 No.2254578
I really need to stop drinking on days I have to work.
b303d3 No.2254583
a884bf No.2254584
>>2254582
I hope so.
>>2254583
Til I can get some weeds hopefully lol
8f7717 No.2254585
>>2254582
The image I linked, 8chan wont upload it
2fb5ca No.2254587
>>2254585
lol u dummy
u cant direct upload localized pixiv https full resolutions
8f7717 No.2254588
2fb5ca No.2254589
8f7717 No.2254590
>>2254589
>u cant direct upload localized pixiv https full resolutions
?
a884bf No.2254592
Probably cause it's 9.54Mb
cfcf50 No.2254593
It worked fine when I did it
2fb5ca No.2254596
8f7717 No.2254597
>>2254591
?
>>2254593
it works now but instead of showing 0-100% when posting it showed a really long number
2fb5ca No.2254598
cfcf50 No.2254599
Southeast Asian internet censorship
a884bf No.2254600
well what's the size limit then?
hmmm
a884bf No.2254603
cause she doesn't like lewd.
cfcf50 No.2254605
Lewd is good tho
>>2254604
*pet*
a884bf No.2254606
>>2254605
not if you're a prude *shruggu*
2fb5ca No.2254607
>>2254605
rawr!
evil lewds... >:(
cfcf50 No.2254608
>>2254606
Prudes are lame, so their opinions don't count
2fb5ca No.2254610
>>2254609
nope naughty and bad!
at least that is a nice pic ♥
cfcf50 No.2254611
>>2254610
You need to appreciate the human body
2fb5ca No.2254612
>>2254611
no need to flaunt it around all floozy-like...
*eyeroll*
a884bf No.2254613
"flaunt it if you got it"
f08a99 No.2254614
a884bf No.2254615
these pixiv images are absurdly large tbh
a884bf No.2254616
not that one specifically, just in general.
f08a99 No.2254617
>>2254615
Makes sense when the Bowsette tits are also absurdly large
a884bf No.2254618
>>2254617
I try to not save the ones where it's like way overboard.
a884bf No.2254619
how many images is a decent folder, anyway?
I'm rusty at this.
cfcf50 No.2254620
They really are way too large
it makes me realize how useful an SSD is
f08a99 No.2254622
>>2254619
A couple hundred decent quality ones is good enough tbh
f8f0d4 No.2254624
>>2254599
I know you're kidding but aside from our porn we have the least internet censorship of any first world country im pretty sure
>>2254615
i've never seen one over 16mb
>>2254620
Most aren't even 1mb though
it's not 2005 anymore its not hard to get storage
a884bf No.2254625
>>2254622
mmkay. I have a pretty good sized bowsette folder now.
I can die happy.
>>2254623
Does sugar momma have to get a ssd for somebody~?
2fb5ca No.2254626
250
but in the end it's never enough
allways looking for the next best thing...
something newer, something better...
cfcf50 No.2254627
>>2254624
Impossible
The whole porn thing makes it worst than most first world countries
>>2254625
h-hmph!
a884bf No.2254628
>>2254627
fine then lol
I have to buy a mattress anyway :(
more expensive than I thought. Never had to buy a bed before lol
a884bf No.2254629
newegg is having a ssd sale rn actually
f8f0d4 No.2254630
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2254627
There's uncensored porn on 2ch
There's only laws against creating and distributing it.
There's a lot of stuff that's illegal in the US i could do here
f08a99 No.2254631
>>2254625
I'm sure you can just keep adding to it, I don't see any signs of the fanart slowing down
I got a gift card at work today :3
cfcf50 No.2254634
>>2254628
you should get one of those that comes in through the mail and you get to watch it fold out while you wonder how it fit in
a884bf No.2254636
>>2254634
>you get to watch it fold out while you wonder how it fit in
I have a few ideas~
f08a99 No.2254637
>>2254633
Target. I hate when they give you ones for specialty places, but this time they did good
a884bf No.2254638
>>2254637
Target's a fun place to visit when you need one thing, but want to leave with a bunch of things.
f8f0d4 No.2254639
>>2254632
>/s
/s?
>>2254635
that video for example, i believe you would be arrested in america for doing it
things like revenge porn are illegal in the us but not here
fc8ec2 No.2254640
f08a99 No.2254641
>>2254638
And they gave me a whole $20 to buy things with woo!
a884bf No.2254642
>>2254641
lol yay, thanks for a free hour of work you cheap fuck.
that's how giftcards play out in my head lol
f08a99 No.2254643
>>2254642
Yeah... but hey, at least they recognize me at all I guess. I got it for helping people so much with our shitty new computer system, I've been like the only one that's really grasped how to use it
2fb5ca No.2254644
hmm... maybe for xmas deals
i'll get myself an SSD 860 Pro (or an 870 Pro if they ever make one...)
a884bf No.2254645
>>2254643
still?
surprised they haven't conned you into training everyone else
f08a99 No.2254647
>>2254645
Yeah, shit's super unintuitive so most people haven't tinkered with it enough to know the little shortcuts
I'd honestly rather have my job just be training people tbh. I'm good at it.
a884bf No.2254648
>>2254647
Have you told them this?
a5a136 No.2254649
I'd love to get gift cards.
Hint hint.
a884bf No.2254650
they posted my ear on FB from when I got it pierced
f08a99 No.2254651
>>2254648
Yeah I let the trainer know, but they had just hired someone so I just missed it. I'm keeping an eye out for open positions tho
f08a99 No.2254652
>>2254648
Yeah I let the trainer know, but they had just hired someone so I just missed it. I'm keeping an eye out for open positions tho
>>2254649
Nigga I'm poor sorry
f08a99 No.2254653
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6c0f13 No.2254658
Purge the poor! Burn the homeless!
e36cdd No.2254660
>>2254659
machi with the save
1bba1f No.2254661
>refund purchase at store due to faulty package
>buy a replacement
>can't find it now
I think I left it at the store somehow or in the cart
fuck. my life.
1bba1f No.2254662
>>2254661
Infomercial
tier
klutz.
834b15 No.2254663
>>2254661
>gets play of the game
>cant remember to bring box in house
gg
1bba1f No.2254664
>>2254662
I seriously never used to be like this.
I blame the carbon monoxide poisoning.
a884bf No.2254665
should've breathed more of it
834b15 No.2254666
blame all the second hand weed smoke in the environment
a884bf No.2254667
834b15 No.2254668
probably most of its from elma
a884bf No.2254669
yo if this bish flakes on me i'mma be pissed
I don't even smonk that much comparatively bd
e36cdd No.2254670
>>2254661
Someone's going to enjoy that misplaced thing
1bba1f No.2254671
>>2254664
Must be all that sleep.
834b15 No.2254673
>>2254669
compared to who exactly
a884bf No.2254674
>>2254673
compared to how much i used to smonk
1bba1f No.2254675
>>2254665
Final warning to lay off.
834b15 No.2254676
luka is the ultimate flake tbh, luka flaked on life
>>2254674
thats why i said all the past weeds ever smoked
a884bf No.2254677
>>2254675
That's what the lenko faec was for omg
a5a136 No.2254678
834b15 No.2254679
>>2254678
no fight, only another name on the filter list
a884bf No.2254680
>>2254676
when did you say that?
did I miss a post?
hmm
1bba1f No.2254681
>>2254670
$13 of almonds.
>>2254671
Apparently depression can damage your memory as well.
>>2254677
Telling me to kill myself and mocking me for being crippled isn't very funny to me, sorry if that inconveniences you, but I won't be taking your shit anymore if this continues.
a5a136 No.2254682
>>2254679
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
834b15 No.2254683
>>2254680
all of the weed smoke in the environment would imply every weed every smoked god elma dont you into environmentalism
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a5a136 No.2254685
Nezi never gets mad at me like this when I'm a butt head to him.
a884bf No.2254686
>>2254681
Copy that, Goose.
I meant to say "hello"
>>2254683
No, I litter out of my car daily.
1bba1f No.2254687
>>2254681
Would help forget being depressed, then.
e36cdd No.2254688
>>2254681
Cashews are superior unless we're talking cinnamon roasted.
1bba1f No.2254689
>>2254687
I don't even think about it anymore.
a884bf No.2254690
My grandfather used to call brazil nuts "nigger toes"
1bba1f No.2254691
>>2254688
I can't remember the last time I've had those.
e36cdd No.2254692
>>2254691
Since you last had cashews?
they're the best
834b15 No.2254693
>>2254690
ive heard them called nigger toes before too yea
1bba1f No.2254694
>>2254689
At least you have grapes.
2e7d6d No.2254695
>>2254660
i've been wondering
how does it feel to get @everyone'd by trump
a5a136 No.2254696
>>2254690
>>2254693
Isn't that the ninja with the orange jump suit?
834b15 No.2254697
Did you know that cashews are always attached to something called a Cashew Fruit, and that every cashew has to be pulled off its fruit before being packaged and sold
1bba1f No.2254698
>>2254692
I can't even think of what they taste like.
>>2254694
And cotton candy grapes. Very interesting.
>>2254695
Everyone in class had their phone go off, it was amusing.
a884bf No.2254699
834b15 No.2254700
>>2254696
i had to say nigger toe out loud before i got that joke
which means you probably read our posts and were like "nigger toe" out loud in your room
e36cdd No.2254701
>>2254695
Got that dumb alert 3 times
At least it wasn't followed by the ear screeching amber alert sounds.
a5a136 No.2254702
>>2254699
BD got the joke.
>>2254700
I'm glad you got the joke.
a884bf No.2254703
1bba1f No.2254704
>>2254698
Wonder what a juiced version would taste like.
a5a136 No.2254705
834b15 No.2254706
>>2254701
yea i saw the alert and it said "presidential"
and i just kind of stared at it thinking about trump and what a giant fucking douchebag he is
834b15 No.2254708
Nigger toes
Naruto
I don't knows!
a884bf No.2254709
>>2254706
That was my reaction too. Like get off my phone, you're already on twitter
a884bf No.2254710
Have you ever thought of the implications "deep fake" porn vid technology will have when it comes to political speeches and shit?
834b15 No.2254711
>>2254709
i just kind of stared at the word "Presidential" and then back at the word "test"
e36cdd No.2254712
>>2254698
I can't really describe the flavor, but they're a little softer than almonds
>>2254706
I'm ready for Trump to abandon Twitter and beam his ramblings straight to my phone.
a884bf No.2254713
>>2254711
then you just cleared it in disgust, right?
RIGHT?
834b15 No.2254714
>>2254710
im almost certain that could be the plot to a sci-fi political film if it hasnt been already
a884bf No.2254715
>>2254714
It kinda scares me if a large portion of the populous already believes the absurdity of it all. fake news etc.
834b15 No.2254716
>>2254713
i mean, there wasnt really a lot for me to do with it after that
>>2254712
cashews are incredible and i feel bad for anyone whos never had them
a884bf No.2254717
>>2254716
lol well fair enough.
9c95bb No.2254718
>>2254690
I think there's like 80 different foods that were/are called "nigger toes" in the US.
834b15 No.2254719
a884bf No.2254720
>>2254718
You probably have that list framed and signed by the grand dragon of the kkk in your room.
834b15 No.2254721
>>2254720
should be really easy to name two then
2e7d6d No.2254723
>>2254698
part of me can't shake the feeling it's some snowden inspired whistleblower that is currently being tortured
but then again, the only reason it's called "presidential" alert is because of trump's massive ego
>>2254701
......yet
there will be a phase two to this trust me
a884bf No.2254724
>>2254721
[waiting intensifies]
834b15 No.2254725
No trump making a fake amber alert go off and then laughing about it sounds about right
9c95bb No.2254726
>>2254719
Random pre-packaged cakes/pie and old people candy, mostly.
>>2254720
What.
a884bf No.2254727
he only laughs because amber is his skin tone
834b15 No.2254728
"Hey do we ever test that system?"
"Test it, why do we need to test it?"
"You know, just, test it."
1bba1f No.2254730
Time to take a shot of sleep meds.
9c95bb No.2254731
>>2254730
Take a shot of bullet.
9c95bb No.2254734
>>2254732
I'd be the best psychiatrist.
a884bf No.2254735
smonked maddie is best maddie
32dcb8 No.2254736
>>2254734
How much would you charge?
a884bf No.2254737
9c95bb No.2254740
>>2254736
Whatever it cost them for a piece of pipe, a nail, and the cheapest .45 they can buy.
32dcb8 No.2254741
>>2254740
>Gil's office would buy .45 in bulk and 3D print single use zip-guns by prescription
>they'd come in that yellow/orange pill bottle plastic
9c95bb No.2254743
>>2254741
I'd be the hero this world needs.
1bba1f No.2254744
>>2254731
tracer bullet?
nigga u gay
>>2254739
i'm as free as i've ever been
2e7d6d No.2254745
>>2254744
fly you fool
before i install more toolbars in your browser
1bba1f No.2254746
>>2254745
I've got room for more, I only have 16 extensions.
2e7d6d No.2254748
>>2254746
i will shimmy into bed
834b15 No.2254749
>>2254738
erio was literally here last night they cant take a day off
a884bf No.2254753
I did. Now I'm learning calculus on youtube lmao
cfcf50 No.2254754
>>2254753
I think that is something that is only entertaining when high
9c95bb No.2254755
No one likes calculus, even high.
43f0eb No.2254759
>derivatives
pls fucking no, not this hell again
43f0eb No.2254764
morning welms
today i woke up at 4am
a88bb0 No.2254766
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>moonlight
Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me
Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
Knee deep in flowers we'll stray
We'll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe…
Maybe it's flowers you stray will be the showers of life
And when I kiss you in the garden in the moonlight
Will you pardon me and tiptoe through the tulips with me?
a884bf No.2254768
8a3a59 No.2254769
You guys excited for Jump Force ?
a88bb0 No.2254770
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TIMBS NIGGUH
43f0eb No.2254771
bf needed to go to town to take a test so i had to be up in time with him. 1 hour of cuddling and an hour of shower and breakfast later and here i am.
>>2254767
*equips leo ring*
43f0eb No.2254773
a88bb0 No.2254776
a big tiddy goth gf
welms get big tiddy
17ede7 No.2254779
Girl I know you fucking planned this
834b15 No.2254780
8a3a59 No.2254781
Spotlight, moonlight
Nigga, why you trippin'? Get your mood right
8a3a59 No.2254783
@admin
So when am I getting my reporter tag back exactly ?
a88bb0 No.2254785
9ba12c No.2254787
A lil dick goth bf
>>2254774
No u xd
9ba12c No.2254788
Twilight
I only meant to stay a while
9ba12c No.2254789
8a3a59 No.2254790
Niggas be thinkin' I want their girl
nah
I want you
9ba12c No.2254791
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b303d3 No.2254795
A fitted suit I would think they're asking about
Anything else would make you look like you're wearing your father's clothing.
a5a136 No.2254796
For someone posting a furry you're pretty clueless.
a88bb0 No.2254797
a5a136 No.2254798
b303d3 No.2254799
Right I should've assumed it was related to you guys dressing as anthropomorphic animals.
Carry on.
Shut up Yan.
a88bb0 No.2254800
That or skitty.
Either way they're both fucking losers.
a5a136 No.2254801
That would be the obvious conversation considering I'm a furry.
b303d3 No.2254802
I try to forget things that make me look down on people. It's a bad habit of mine.
a5a136 No.2254803
b303d3 No.2254805
It takes one to know one Yan
8a3a59 No.2254806
nigga why you trippin? get yo mood right
f8f0d4 No.2254807
i didnt think he meant fursuit either
b303d3 No.2254809
It's only bragging if I'm being excessive.
Unless you think that me trying to assume better of you is a bad thing.
a5a136 No.2254810
>>2254807
You are also clueless.
Triple baka.
a5a136 No.2254811
Can't be better than the best.
8a3a59 No.2254812
It was a fursuit you dummies
f8f0d4 No.2254813
>>2254810
thankfully im quite clueless on furrys
>>2254812
we realised
9ba12c No.2254814
b303d3 No.2254815
I'm pretty sure the best one here is Luka.
Being completely poor, not paying rent for months, and still wanting to give himself a presents that cost hundred(s) of dollars.
Don't we all just want to be him.
7eb8f3 No.2254816
>>2254783
When you bring me pictures of SPIDERMAN
8a3a59 No.2254817
>>2254813
>Spotlight
<Moonlight
f74719 No.2254818
a88bb0 No.2254820
But I'm not a fat gaywad constantly at odds with killing themselves who can't take a compliment to save their life because they got dumped by a guy.
9ba12c No.2254821
>>2254818
Thought lexi used a name and trip
b303d3 No.2254823
We all wish we could be Luka tier garbage. I agree.
>>2254820
>Not a fat gaywad
Lie and Lie
I can take plenty of compliments; I'm just not stupid enough to realize that it means anything when it comes from people like you.
17ede7 No.2254824
You know i'm kinda a big deal now.
f74719 No.2254825
>>2254821
They're the one who comes to mind with that avatar.
7eb8f3 No.2254826
Lexi is dead and gone 5ever.
>>2254822
There are obviously a lot of questions, but my first one is simply "why the spooky music".
f74719 No.2254827
WHY IS BAN POSTING AS BOTH BAN AND ON A DUTCH PROXY?
9ba12c No.2254831
8a3a59 No.2254832
>>2254826
They knew what was going on.
a5a136 No.2254833
a5a136 No.2254834
Honestly I'm ready to just quit my fucking job.
I really can't take this shit anymore.
2fb5ca No.2254836
>>2254834
*hug*
at least ur better than these ppl
f8f0d4 No.2254837
b303d3 No.2254838
Don't quit your job. It's what differentiates you from people like Luka.
Hi Luka.
9ba12c No.2254839
>>2254834
How long have you been working it for?
9ba12c No.2254842
a5a136 No.2254843
>>2254836
Most of them are irredeemable.
Myself included.
>>2254838
Granted I would find a new one.
>>2254839
6 months. I work mostly 7 day weeks.
b303d3 No.2254844
*Maintains a completely straight face*
Zoinks he really showed me
LMAO ROFL
a88bb0 No.2254846
>>2254823
They mean nothing to people like you because you can't see past your swaddle of self-loathing and pity long enough to deal with accepting anything beyond "I'm worthless and no one will ever love me."
You weren't worth the effort of trying to help.
a5a136 No.2254847
7eb8f3 No.2254848
>>2254844
Dang. Same second and everything.
f74719 No.2254849
Do NOT fuck Scooby, Squash.
a5a136 No.2254850
a5a136 No.2254851
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2fb5ca No.2254853
>>2254843
what can you do?
a5a136 No.2254854
>>2254853
Murder and arson.
f74719 No.2254855
I want to show Squash's boss his zoophilia now.
7eb8f3 No.2254856
>>2254836
>these ppl
You best not be lumping ME in with the riff raff.
2fb5ca No.2254857
>>2254854
what will that get you?
>>2254856
*lumps u*
7eb8f3 No.2254859
>>2254857
I'll get the bonking hammer, get you some lumps.
b303d3 No.2254860
>>2254846
How is my self worth making you so mad?
I wasn't worth the effort but someone like Erin was? You mean a druggy trans person with no ability or prospects, but I'm the lost cause?
How about you stop trying to tell me about how worthless I am and turn some of that inspection of others into introspection. You might be able to grow into someone that shouldn't just take a bullet to the temporal lobe.
b303d3 No.2254864
>>2254848
What can I say? I'm admin material.
f74719 No.2254865
9ba12c No.2254867
>>2254843
Thought if just asking for a couple months off instead?