af2098 No.2254863
Put the lotion on the skin.
3f33d6 No.2254869
>>2254864
Yes, well, your modship is in the mail and all.
>>2254861
I just can't trust anyone with THAT MUCH power.
e86c61 No.2254870
>>2254855
I'd rather not be fired.
>>2254857
3 hots and a cot in a lovely facility.
e16dd1 No.2254871
>>2254870
;~;
sounds scarey...
i want u to survive
e86c61 No.2254872
>>2254871
Kill everyone.
Nobody can kill you back if you do.
63ecb7 No.2254873
>>2254869
<All these pussy niggas so bad mind
>You can trust me
<Moonlight
e86c61 No.2254875
>>2254874
Sometimes for pleasure.
725905 No.2254876
Tbh amerianon gan is on point, youre kinda pathetic in the same kind of way insecure teenagers sre
e16dd1 No.2254877
>>2254875
don't destroy me :(
725905 No.2254878
725905 No.2254879
>>2254870
Was that for me?
e86c61 No.2254880
>>2254877
*Gently pushes you against a wall*
>>2254879
No.
725905 No.2254881
63ecb7 No.2254884
Can you believe test took my Reporter tag away ?
I can
e16dd1 No.2254886
>>2254883
*hides from scary thread*
63ecb7 No.2254887
Testings-san please give me back my power
e86c61 No.2254888
>>2254886
*Nibbles your ear*
67bc84 No.2254889
>>2254860
Not buying this act from a spineless crybaby, sorry.
63ecb7 No.2254890
They aren't spineless
you know how much punishment that things taken ?
af2098 No.2254891
67bc84 No.2254894
>>2254890
I said spineless not gaping ass-less.
b46f84 No.2254895
>>2254889
Yet here I am making myself clear to you.
I just feel bad that the future suicide doesn't see that yet.
e86c61 No.2254896
Kids, please.
Let's not fight in front of the children.
67bc84 No.2254897
>>2254895
I don't think you're worthless.
I just think you're not worth my time because you don't want help. You just want to be miserable until you die or neck yourself.
You won't accept anything but the worst about yourself and to me you weren't that at all.
When people are that unhealthy that it weighs you down, you cut them off.
If you want to try and get better now, good for you.
abf5b1 No.2254898
>>2254896
drama is the best part about this board
63ecb7 No.2254899
I'm having gender dysphoria right now guys
e86c61 No.2254900
>>2254898
Drama is only entertaining if I get to be the one causing it.
3f33d6 No.2254901
>>2254897
It's not Cupcake.
63ecb7 No.2254902
I'm 41% closer to killing myself now.
<Moonlight
abf5b1 No.2254903
63ecb7 No.2254904
67bc84 No.2254905
>>2254901
Oh well then who gives a flacid fuck gg
3f33d6 No.2254906
b46f84 No.2254907
>>2254901
They're on such a roll that I didn't want to stop them.
e86c61 No.2254908
>>2254903
It's been a shit day.
I'd rather just hang out tonight.
63ecb7 No.2254909
>>2254906
The other person was me all along.
b46f84 No.2254910
63ecb7 No.2254911
I really fucking hate that squash guy.
Hes always riding his high horse.
Eat shit and fall of your horse.
e86c61 No.2254912
63ecb7 No.2254913
yo you hittin 30 yet mommy ?
67bc84 No.2254914
Sometimes 8chan will lose your name because it's shit.
At any rate there's IDs so there's no point in samefagging unless you change your IP.
3f33d6 No.2254915
>>2254907
I'd ask why you're anon but I've no way outside thread to ask you SHIT.
>>2254909
Damn you're too good at this.
67bc84 No.2254917
>>2254916
Oh shut up Ban you're drunk
abf5b1 No.2254918
>>2254908
then let me enjoy it
67bc84 No.2254920
EU is going to love them.
abf5b1 No.2254921
63ecb7 No.2254922
>>2254917
I'm not drunk at all.
e86c61 No.2254923
>>2254918
You trying to fight?
b46f84 No.2254924
>>2254915
I thought I had you on steam.
Doesn't matter got rid of it a while ago.
63ecb7 No.2254925
>>2254919
Can I see your feet please ?
63ecb7 No.2254926
abf5b1 No.2254927
>>2254926
vpn/proxy same shit
63ecb7 No.2254928
Lexi please call me
....I need to talk to you...
63ecb7 No.2254929
63ecb7 No.2254930
<Moonlight
<All alone, call my phone, make me feel right
3f33d6 No.2254931
>>2254924
Get rid of my fucking life.
63ecb7 No.2254932
<Girl you know when you call, make me feel right
My number is the same ;)
b46f84 No.2254933
>>2254925
>
Old Pic
>>2254931
Sorry, I thought it might've been you.
63ecb7 No.2254934
>>2254933
I'd trim your toenails with my teeth.
b46f84 No.2254935
>>2254934
As long as you don't use your teeth to suck my cock we should be cool.
63ecb7 No.2254936
Fresh out of bed selfie !
<spotlight
63ecb7 No.2254937
>>2254935
I missed you so much Lexi.
Hows life been ?
e16dd1 No.2254939
b46f84 No.2254940
>>2254937
Been great.
You still a creep?
725905 No.2254941
Ban my man you need a boyfriend or something
3f33d6 No.2254944
>>2254940
You gonna keep doing that
e16dd1 No.2254945
63ecb7 No.2254946
>>2254944
Its okay
I know shes just playing
its a part of the games we play
b46f84 No.2254947
>>2254943
Congrats on evolving.
>>2254944
?
63ecb7 No.2254948
>>2254941
Just give me like 5 more minutes.
63ecb7 No.2254949
>>2254947
thanks
went from level 16 to 23
its normal to evolve at that range
Now i'm famous
63ecb7 No.2254952
So whos excited for Jump Force ?
e16dd1 No.2254953
>>2254950
>moonlight
<moonlight
>>moonlight
<<moonlight
3f33d6 No.2254954
Am I getting gaslighted?
That's not Lexi.
63ecb7 No.2254955
>>2254953
Wrong
its like this
<Moonlight
>Spotlight
>>2254954
I already told you
e16dd1 No.2254956
>>2254954
*gives u a lighter*
burn em all~ <3
e16dd1 No.2254957
>>2254955
><Moonlight
<>Spotlight
b46f84 No.2254958
I'm sorry that I lost my smug folders.
63ecb7 No.2254959
>>2254957
Idiot.
<Moonlight
<Fuck a Scantron, here's your lesson, oh
Knife in intestine
63ecb7 No.2254960
>>2254958
Hey you forgot to reply to me.
e16dd1 No.2254961
b46f84 No.2254963
>>2254960
So like when do you wanna cyber?
63ecb7 No.2254964
>>2254963
Are you also of the royal blood line ?
I'm not mating with some lower class scum.
b46f84 No.2254966
>>2254964
I carry a scythe as my royal insignia.
63ecb7 No.2254967
>>2254966
No i'm really royalty.
Scythes are a farmers tool.
b46f84 No.2254968
>>2254967
Not when you come from a cool death family or an anime.
63ecb7 No.2254969
My grandpa died
thinkin' about changing my last name back to what it used to be
He can't kill me if hes dead
63ecb7 No.2254970
>>2254968
Mines from a real place on earth.
b46f84 No.2254973
>>2254972
Do you also make thousands from the stock market?
63ecb7 No.2254974
>>2254973
I'm an unpaid college intern
b46f84 No.2254975
>>2254974
Oh I figured you were like the other super geniuses that just so happen to post here.
763371 No.2254976
Crashing this plane with no survivors.
63ecb7 No.2254977
>>2254975
You want the royal discord Lexi ?
Volc#0784
;)
725905 No.2254978
725905 No.2254979
Was gonna say window shopping in expensive clothes shops to kill time is fun, but my phone had other ideas it seems
Fucking phone
63ecb7 No.2254980
>>2254978
They said "My pussy is aching"
63ecb7 No.2254981
Slick the one to ask you what you gon' do?
Bitch we godly
1f4aa6 No.2254982
You ever plan to go to bed 12 hours ago but then you go out for dinner and drinks and then some random girl from the next table bought everyone a shot of Jose and then it's 5am and you're trying to get everyone home and like die just slightly inside because you're home and it's finally time to sleep
63ecb7 No.2254983
>>2254982
Hey mommy can I get those feet pics ?
1f4aa6 No.2254984
>>2254983
Call me mommy again and I'll cut off your toes with pruning shears
1f4aa6 No.2254986
>>2254985
What's your address I've got toes to amputate
3c8f67 No.2254987
Ban about to get his toes sucked.
1f4aa6 No.2254990
>>2254989
I'm too poor to travel
Go to home Depot and cut off both of your little toes with garden shears
40acef No.2254991
>>2254988
You finally are getting SRS?
63ecb7 No.2254992
>>2254990
I'm not leaving my house for that at 2am mommy.
show me your feet instead
feet feet I love feet
1f4aa6 No.2254993
>>2254992
6 beers and a shot of cuevo and I'm still not drunk enough to post pictures of my feet you fucking whore
Suck on your own toes
725905 No.2254994
>>2254980
Twice gay
>>2254982
Nope, cant say i do
63ecb7 No.2254995
>>2254993
I can't reach them
show me your feet
now
>>2254994
I got this bitch aching
damn
heh
e16dd1 No.2254996
garden Hose eyyy
Cuervooooooooo
1f4aa6 No.2254997
>>2254994
Weird
Must be a me thing
Also the girl who bough everyone shots was black and like really enthusiastically wanted to play with my hair because IDK white people hair
Then one of the guys she went to the pub with was like "I would have asked but I didn't want to be creepy"
Like yeah even saying that is creepy
63ecb7 No.2255002
>>2255001
>Spotlight
<Moonlight
725905 No.2255003
>>2254995
In suspect the only things aching are your balls
725905 No.2255004
>>2254997
Probably more of a girl thing
Was the guy turbogay or just a tism?
725905 No.2255005
66dc8f No.2255007
This board doesn't even need a mod, when fights happen that just means people are posting and the admin is here literally every day and also a small girl
abf5b1 No.2255011
>>2255010
why is the background blurred
d11dae No.2255013
8e01d5 No.2255014
447279 No.2255017
>>2255016
Sergey's mix tape was too hot.
f769fa No.2255021
>>2255020
ded tread. cornhole sabs in thread for entertainment
ed5d30 No.2255022
sabsy i got this cute dress? it's really white and lacy and fits me really well.
3df233 No.2255023
Good for you loco, I am happy for you.
63cec3 No.2255024
61ff80 No.2255025
82e3f8 No.2255026
Why would Loco be lying about buying a dress, it's not like we have to see them wear it so there's no margin for unbelievable claims here
61ff80 No.2255028
63cec3 No.2255029
how precisely does one explain to their younger brother that sending nearly naked dudes to their gay brother to show them what their weight lifting goals are is not exactly appropriate?
63cec3 No.2255030
tfw when youll probably be someones wife before loco is
447279 No.2255032
>>2255019
Scoot! Are you trying to make me cry?!
But that is fantastic. I would spoil the heck outta that kitty. ♥
>>2255018
Surge! Citrus blast hit.
>>2255022
Fun! Now you need a hat!
3bd032 No.2255033
>>2255022
post dress.
With or without you.
bfa045 No.2255034
>>2255032
And flats, to hide my gross man feet.
I also need to find a way to atrophy my shoulders and upper arms. They're too muscular.
447279 No.2255035
>>2255034
Wear a cute cardigan or hoodie with it. ^o^
>>2255033
>With or without you.
♪And you giiiiiiiiiiive
and you giiiiiiiiiiiiive
and you giiiiiiiiive yourself awaa-aaaay!♫
bfa045 No.2255036
447279 No.2255037
>>2255036
I could see a cute dress completer going well with that. Something in an earthy tone.
ed5d30 No.2255038
>>2255037
It might look a little silly. The lace makes it very formal/bridey.
Maybe if I had some more plain dresses.
447279 No.2255039
>>2255038
That movie looks cute.
I don't think the dress would look silly with a cardigan and maybe even some booties.
61ff80 No.2255040
>>2255032
Himb precious
I cri
Precious boy
3bd032 No.2255041
>>2255035
...*pat*
>>2255036
Huh. I wasn't sure you were serious.
Sure is a nice dress though. Very... classic? Traditional?
Something like that.
61ff80 No.2255042
447279 No.2255043
>>2255040
He needs kisses.
And pets.
And gentle squishes.
He basically just needs to come live with me right now OMFG.
>>2255041
*pat U2*
61ff80 No.2255044
>>2255043
Go to the Facebook page! See himb getting attention and cosplaying!!! Cosplaying voidboi!!! I want to squish my baby bou! But at work grrrrrrrr
ed5d30 No.2255045
>>2255039
It looks very cute. I want to do a Gwen illustration when I have more time.
Idk. Maybe. https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B074W4YXKR ?
>>2255041
you expected something skimpy
1f4aa6 No.2255047
>>2255004
He didn't seem turbogay or tism
Probably drunk, we were at a pub for like 5 hours
3bd032 No.2255048
>>2255043
Never know what to say when I don't know what song you're lyricking.
>>2255045
I mostly expected the dress to not exist.
ed5d30 No.2255050
>>2255048
yes well the panties alone weren't cutting it anymore
fc3d4a No.2255051
been watching these 2 ladies and some kid discuss a dead deer in the bed of a truck for like an hour... wat do
447279 No.2255053
>>2255044
We need to hire someone to dress like you, wear a Scoot mask, and squish that kitty all day until you get home.
>>2255048
♥It's ok. I know you mean well.
>>2255045
Aw, yeah! That's a cute one. I think earthy tones look best on you too.
>>2255051
Get...insiiiiiide the animals.
fc3d4a No.2255054
shaved the beard... how do i look now
>inb4 shit
>>2255053
thats kinda gross... like that scene from fukken star wars?
ed5d30 No.2255055
>>2255053
Yeah. I like whites and reds a lot too lately. I just don't have any money to spare rn so it might have to wait a while before I can afford the cute cardigans and stuff. Hard to justify buying clothes no one ever sees me wearing, right? Vs. clothes I actually need day-to-day.
f769fa No.2255056
>>2255032
sounds good right about now. I've had too much mellow yellow.
>>2255051
fap
61ff80 No.2255058
>>2255053
NO!!!! Only i may squish with my face!!!! Are you cooking up betrayals?!?!!?!?!
fc3d4a No.2255059
>>2255057
look at this morose mothafucka right here...
>>2255056
>havent done that already
fc3d4a No.2255060
it posts when lol... 8ch y u so efd in tha b
24d00b No.2255061
>>2255059
looks like the Romanian fixing my heater
f769fa No.2255062
>>2255059
fap using tokai's culo
447279 No.2255063
>>2255054
You look like my co-worker, Glen. Glen's a cool guy. Therefore, I'm declaring you a cool guy.
>>2255055
>Hard to justify buying clothes no one ever sees me wearing, right? Vs. clothes I actually need day-to-day.
Mhm. Gotta be thrifty and sensible. But it's ok to play with ideas and plan for the future of the outfit. :3
>>2255058
Noooo! I just wanna make sure he's getting as many squishes as possible.
fc3d4a No.2255064
>>2255061
lol gay im like german or something...
fc3d4a No.2255065
>mfw sabs still dont want a peice even tho im like a coolguy
>mfw friendzoned
>best pals forever
>>2255063
uhh thanks lol
>>2255062
guess where my other hand is
24d00b No.2255066
>>2255064
ugh all easterners
fc3d4a No.2255067
>>2255066
heeeey sabs says im a cool guy tho...
ed5d30 No.2255068
>>2255063
Yeah. It's weird. Back in the Summer I was spending insane amounts of time mixing+matching and shopping for nice stuff and wearing things different ways to make outfits. Now I'm just putting on sneakers + jeans and a jumper everyday.
I wish I could talk to girls cos then I would ask them out and I would have a reason to make cute outfits again.
61ff80 No.2255069
>>2255063
Thats it! Running away to madagascar wuth the Caddo!
61ff80 No.2255070
>>2255063
Thats it! Running away to madagascar wuth the Caddo!h
fc3d4a No.2255071
enough of that shit... selfpoastan is irritating
24d00b No.2255072
>>2255067
whats that got to do with anything
fc3d4a No.2255073
>>2255072
youre overthinking this...
61ff80 No.2255074
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Why be cute, when you can cook?
24d00b No.2255075
>>2255073
well yeah im not stoic
61ff80 No.2255078
>>2255076
Because
Fuck immigrants
fc3d4a No.2255082
less image for ants there
24d00b No.2255084
no gf november let's goooooo
fc3d4a No.2255085
lol both is best... eat both mah nuts k
fc3d4a No.2255086
>>2255084
...if only you werent so edge and emo
go listen to morrisey and cut yourself
22abaa No.2255088
nice dress loco
toki post booze
nini
24d00b No.2255089
>>2255086
edgy emo girls suck
they can't do anything right
girls suck
f769fa No.2255090
>>2255065
sabs is a punk. hit and run like cooki does.
fc3d4a No.2255091
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
fc3d4a No.2255092
>>2255090
i scared it off again :/
fc3d4a No.2255094
>>2255089
i dated one once... she had a really hairy asshole
it was unpleasant
f769fa No.2255095
>>2255092
nah. just hit and run. needs to get train'ed
61ff80 No.2255096
Because they’re trying to steal my cat :@
fc3d4a No.2255097
>>2255095
i need to program someone with a cocklust every time i ring a little bell
24d00b No.2255098
>>2255094
gross
women are cancelled
fc3d4a No.2255100
>>2255098
like 8/10 srsly
2 annoying features:
no sense of humor about anything ever
and a hairy bum hole
...shit lasted all of say 4 months
24d00b No.2255102
>>2255099
ew
>>2255100
no women are funny so that's a given.
61ff80 No.2255103
He got the dries that will cross yo eyes
61ff80 No.2255104
He got the fries that will cross yo eyes
fc3d4a No.2255105
>>2255102
only when it suits them as predatory creatures
61ff80 No.2255107
Said the idiot who blew his calf. Chump Norris lookin motherfucker
24d00b No.2255109
>>2255105
we gotta make women hunted again HH
fc3d4a No.2255110
>>2255107
heeey it was just a little muscle tear... ima be back
hardly need the cane
except to fucking walk around in any meaningful way
fc3d4a No.2255112
>>2255109
cool, ill carve a couple thumpin sticks out of stumps and we can just bash bitches over the dome
>>2255111
oh god yes, this again
fc3d4a No.2255113
hey youre cute
>fuck you mansplainer im a feminist
*think
fc3d4a No.2255114
and that was
^*thunk
proofread posts when
24d00b No.2255116
nobody in the world is doing anything
>>2255112
im in
fc3d4a No.2255117
>>2255115
nini doots
>>2255116
i say for good measure we bash wish and 4m too
n-not for sexual reasons but just because they have it coming
a943ef No.2255119
my new band is called Slappin A Babys Bottom, whos in?
fc3d4a No.2255120
>>2255119
im in!
ima play the slap bass
get it?!
slap
b-ass
hahahahha
a943ef No.2255121
fc3d4a No.2255122
>>2255121
now we need a drummer that can really hit those... skins
ahahahahhaaa
fc3d4a No.2255123
i felt like that needed a james bond image but i got ahead of myself
fc3d4a No.2255124
fc3d4a No.2255125
f45033 No.2255126
-hurries in, in a panic, trying to protect his box of mint chocolate chip ice cream- D:
fc3d4a No.2255127
>>2255126
...you can have it this time
im just not that frisky today
you understand yeh?
just this once though
f45033 No.2255128
>>2255127
\^-^/
-sits in the corner with it and nibbles-
c56286 No.2255129
>>2255126
turkey kill brand?
c56286 No.2255130
fc3d4a No.2255131
>>2255128
c-can i have a little bite tho?
f45033 No.2255132
>>2255129
-nods. Is best mint chocolate chip!-
c56286 No.2255133
>>2255132
sonata senpai me and anon-sama both want a bowl pleeeeeease
f45033 No.2255134
>>2255133
-dishes out some for each of you and the three skwirls brings them to you with clean spoons-
c56286 No.2255135
>>2255134
>squirrels
>clean spoons
fc3d4a No.2255136
this humble sama just wants a lttle taste please
>>2255134
arigato gozaimasu
f45033 No.2255137
>>2255135
:< -squeaks! They washed their hands!-
>>2255136
^-^ -itadakimasu-
c56286 No.2255138
>>2255137
okay fine but next time im bringing coffee flavored ice cream
f45033 No.2255139
>>2255138
-doesn't like the skwirls to have coffee. Is afraid of it, and they get excitable- ._.
fc3d4a No.2255140
🎶 i saw my baby crying hard as babe could cry 🎶
fc3d4a No.2255141
>>2255137
Tabemono no okage de
f769fa No.2255142
trying to get sabs back so we can get our train on.
c56286 No.2255143
coffee flavored icecream has next to no caffeine most of the time so you are fine
fc3d4a No.2255144
every sperm is sacred
every sperm is great
if a sperm gets wasted
god gets quite irate
f45033 No.2255145
>>2255141
-squeaks oishii desu ne!-
c56286 No.2255146
in fact the mint chocolate chip ice cream probably has more caffeine in it just from the chocolate chunks
c56286 No.2255148
>>2255144
ive wasted enough sperm to start several large armies and then have them wage war on each other, its pretty great for making more sperm to think about actually makes me rock hard to think about my would be children going to war and slaughtering each other
fc3d4a No.2255149
>>2255145
Nihonjin no subete watashi wa anime to Ajia no poruno kara mananda koto o shitte imasu.
c56286 No.2255150
>>2255149
stop it you're going to summon japan anon and he's going to call your written japanese horrible
fc3d4a No.2255151
>>2255148
>makes me rock hard to think about my would be children going to war and slaughtering each other
ffffuck me too
fc3d4a No.2255152
>>2255150
lol i only know 2 languages english and bad english
c56286 No.2255153
>>2255151
see we on the same page on some things me and you
c56286 No.2255154
>>2255152
and english is your second language right, after swearing and sailor talk
fc3d4a No.2255155
>>2255153
i imagine them like revolutionary war infanty with fucking muskets, stabbing each other with bayonets. die wasted sperp kids, die!
goddam.... haaaard
fc3d4a No.2255156
>>2255154
fukken rite man
i love colorful metaphors, improper grammar, especially run-on sentences and fucking terrible spelling
fc3d4a No.2255158
and blatant misuse of the oxford comma, and superfluous descriptive words, because i am lazy, and choose to hide my intelligence by acting dumb
c56286 No.2255162
>>2255158
yea bro wow we are like comma abusing spirit animals holy shit my dude
fc3d4a No.2255166
flood detected, and post discarded
c56286 No.2255169
>>2255167
I remember being ina call with harley and some other shitposters right after he got out of the mental hospital from being administered to the actual hospital for cutting his balls off
c56286 No.2255171
the conversations got very weird
c72564 No.2255172
>>2255169
Wait what? He cut his balls off? Damn that guy is a fucking hero.
>>2255170
My dick shoots cocaine....
fc3d4a No.2255174
>>2255172
needs moar cocaine yo
fc3d4a No.2255175
thats right, it had a 9gag watermark... whatre you gonna dooo faggot
c72564 No.2255176
>>2255174
>>2255175
I'm gonna shake my head and be disappoint.
fc3d4a No.2255177
>>2255176
cant win em all i guess
c72564 No.2255178
>>2255177
Can you win any of them?
fc3d4a No.2255179
>>2255178
i like to play but everytime i play you win
c56286 No.2255182
yes he cut his nuts off, their were PICTURES
c72564 No.2255183
>>2255181
Want to play the rape game?
>>2255182
That dude is a fucking legend.
f769fa No.2255184
>>2255173
snow is a good thing to search for in my folders
c56286 No.2255185
i mean yea good for him choosing to get rid of the possibility of him ever having children, really a benefit to mankind
mandy do you know how he got out of the fucking mental hospital? he said it was a religious practice for Sla'neesh
fc3d4a No.2255186
>>2255183
hard pass breh
>>2255184
snow, one helluva drug
c72564 No.2255187
He was a true worshiper of Chaos. He branded himself with the 8 pointed star. I think he was planning on doing the symbol for Slaanesh as well.
I would fuck that guy just for the exquisite excess of emotions.
>>2255186
Too bad, you always lose.
c56286 No.2255189
>>2255187
thats, interesting
c72564 No.2255190
>>2255188
Maybe I'll let you win this time....
>>2255189
He is as close to a hedonistic Slaaneshi worshiper as we are likely to find in this world. Shame. She Who Thirsts would surely have remade him in Her image had he lived in Her time.
fc3d4a No.2255192
>>2255190
i feel like no would still be an answer on this one
>>2255191
>12 inches of snow
c56286 No.2255194
c72564 No.2255195
*Mandy now has an imprint of 'F' on his forehead*
c72564 No.2255197
>>2255196
Come on, big boy. Step up to bat.
fc3d4a No.2255198
>>2255197
still nope, but youre welcome to try again to tomorrow
c72564 No.2255199
>>2255198
Some day you will give in...
fc3d4a No.2255200
why the bois always tryna molest me?
...is it because im strait and have a nice, tight sphincter?
c72564 No.2255201
I try to molest everybody. Don't read too much into it.
fc3d4a No.2255202
>>2255199
unlikely is my prediction for an outcome where i say yes
fc3d4a No.2255203
sure sure
blame the candyass gene
c72564 No.2255204
Hey now, I'm not a candyass. I just like fucking people.
>>2255202
A broken watch is still right twice a day.
fc3d4a No.2255205
people who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch
fc3d4a No.2255206
now get to work and dont forget the conditioner
c72564 No.2255208
I'll shampoo your crotch after I do some tunnel dive your arse.
>>2255207
Hey Maddies. How goes?
fc3d4a No.2255210
>>2255208
fuck no... now go get your damn shine box
fc3d4a No.2255211
c72564 No.2255212
Astheticwise, I like it.
>>2255210
Only box I am shining is yours.
fc3d4a No.2255213
honestly keep coming back to that one... seems nice and shit.
>>2255212
oh knock it off, for the last time
no i will not make out with you
c72564 No.2255214
>>2255213
Whoa whoa whoa, I never said nothing about making out.
fc3d4a No.2255215
>>2255214
sorry, i just assumed there would be a little foreplay before the ass poundings commenced
5cf658 No.2255216
>>2255211
I'd also get the matching lighter, but yeah it's nice for an older guy
aae46c No.2255217
>>2255208
It goes. I got Twizzlers^^
how's you?
>>2255209
hihi
hows your zorin or w/e?
c72564 No.2255218
>>2255215
Well you assumed wrong! What do you think I am, some kind of faggot?>??
fc3d4a No.2255219
>>2255216
matching lighter? MATCHING LIGHTER!!?
now look here, thats just crazy talk...
colby... look bro hes 62. cant technology at all, ima ask him to refill a lighter? shit dude can barely comprehend simple machines
c72564 No.2255220
>>2255217
Twizzlers are fucking awesome. I kinda want some now!
I'm alright. Did some extra work on my day off, then back home for some brewskies and a good nights sleep.
Any plans for you?
5cf658 No.2255221
>>2255219
Well then he can just use it until the fluid runs out
Like... lighters have been around since before he was born lol
fc3d4a No.2255222
>>2255217
im already bored with it tbh... it was shiny and new for all of a day
hai maddie
>>2255218
well
yes, as a mattor of fact i did
c72564 No.2255223
>>2255222
Well you are wrong, bitch!
fc3d4a No.2255224
>>2255221
ima just get the niga a bic lighter and call it good
bitches love bic lighters, cant get enough bic fuken lighters bro
fc3d4a No.2255225
>>2255223
BITCH!!
oh okay then, my mistake
c72564 No.2255226
Bic lighters are for bitches. Is your gramps a bitch?!? I know mine ain't, he killed Koreans back in World War 2!
>>2255225
It's cool. I act pretty gay a lot of the time.
fc3d4a No.2255227
5cf658 No.2255228
>>2255224
Are you a bic boi too, Sama?
aae46c No.2255229
>>2255220
you can use them like straws^^
I wanna get to top 500 in my racing game tonight. I'm at like 724 rn I think.
>>2255222
you can put a new os on there tho right? not all is lost?
c56286 No.2255230
>>2255226
bic lighters are actually really good i use them when i can
fc3d4a No.2255231
>>2255226
yea... i can see where we could get our wires crosses from time to time about it
and dude... its for my dad, who is also a gramps i guess. but seriously i found his lighter horde once, literally 50 of those nigas he swiped from me
but i use those cheapo lighters now... you know the 3 for 1 pack
fc3d4a No.2255232
>>2255229
yep... sure can maddie. ALL THE OSES
fc3d4a No.2255233
>>2255228
ahem
>but i use those cheapo lighters now... you know the 3 for 1 pack
c72564 No.2255234
>>2255229
Well you won't gain those extra 200 spots by sitting here and shooting the shit with us assholes! Go burn some rubber!
>>2255230
A solid zippo is my go-to.
>>2255231
I am bad at reading. But fair enough. If he don't seem to give a shit about his lighter then don't spend money on it. Just buy him a 3-pack.
fc3d4a No.2255235
whats yalls thoughts on ricing a hackintosh?
aae46c No.2255236
>>2255234
I am in between posts lol.
fc3d4a No.2255237
>>2255234
honestly have a nice zippo, but i broke the niga and cbarsed to ship it in
love that niga
5cf658 No.2255238
>>2255233
That's not very classy of you
e16dd1 No.2255239
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