33ec27 No.2253111
ULTRA RARE SCANNER THREAD
SHOW YOUR MUM SOME INTERNET DICKS EDITION!
608ff4 No.2253120
>>2253111
post ur moms tits
c13730 No.2253121
>>2253114
Because 8chan is shit. You just gotta open a new tab and refresh the front-page a few times shortly after pressing the New Reply button
a14aa0 No.2253122
fb9e06 No.2253123
Welms post tits and let us call you mommy
fb9e06 No.2253124
>>2253116
No, u hab betrayed me for the last time qt
608ff4 No.2253125
mine are smol tho
nothing to write home about
2d8dcf No.2253126
I'm here to flirt with Echo
c2309d No.2253127
small is cute
>>2253119
aah
>>2253124
i shall prepare my naginata for the necessary sudoku
fb9e06 No.2253128
Big tiddies fill a man's hand
But smoll tiddy fill a man's heart
At least that's what the lolicon scum say.
fb9e06 No.2253129
>>2253127
No maybe don't do that you can just buy me a piece of cake or something.
c2309d No.2253130
and a big dick fills a mans ass
33ec27 No.2253131
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Back from getting my meds, wouldn't want me to relapse into a pyschotic episode!
>>2253121
Yeah, found that out. Thanks for spotting this thread so I don't have to link it.
608ff4 No.2253132
c2309d No.2253133
>>2253129
make it a cuppa with a cream and jam scone and youve got a deal
fb9e06 No.2253134
>>2253133
Stop trying to force your scones on me you fucking yorkie
33ec27 No.2253135
>>2253109
So who is the lucky guy you fell in love with? :3
a14aa0 No.2253136
>>2253131
Will you have to take meds forever?
33ec27 No.2253137
>>2253136
Not forever, but I'm having a review tomorrow so I'll ask how long I've got to be on these meds.
I think they worked, I don't feel crazy or depressed and my support are saying I'm coming on leaps and bounds.
<Ollanzopine is supposed to be a short term medication anyway, plus it piles weight on you and gives you diabetes.
a14aa0 No.2253138
>>2253137
You really have changed a lot in a short time.
33ec27 No.2253139
>>2253138
I still have a pang of missing drugs every now and again, but I feel I got a second chance in my life and I ain't fucking it up.
608ff4 No.2253140
fb928b No.2253141
>>2253128
they're right tho, not even from some dumb lolicon perspective
33ec27 No.2253142
>>2253140
My drug of choice is weed and MDMA, but I think I calmed down now.
c2309d No.2253143
>>2253134
no
itll be cream tea too, none of that poncy watery shit
fb9e06 No.2253144
heroin is for killing yourself tho
608ff4 No.2253146
>>2253144
And not feeling feelings.
>>2253145
do it i dare you
33ec27 No.2253147
I smoked herion twice. I didn't get the appeal, it just felt like a nicotine rush for me.
fb9e06 No.2253148
>>2253146
Because you'll be dead
608ff4 No.2253149
c2309d No.2253150
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33ec27 No.2253152
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Mum wanted me to post this.
>>2253150
I know right? I should've used my fucking head. But there was this girl I sorta fancied was involved and thought 'Well, I already tried MDMA and weed, maybe it ain't that bad'. Never again.
c2309d No.2253153
knowing or not knowing is neither here nor there, just dont
>>2253152
you do right mate, heroin is a fucking twats drug
33ec27 No.2253154
>>2253153
Well you're right because the girl I fancied a little was a fucking twat who got my xbox stolen. Her toilet was blocked so she was shitting in the bathtub, like omg, that's disgusting.
608ff4 No.2253155
i've been clean for 2.5 years now^^
603a75 No.2253156
i cleaned myself this morning
c2309d No.2253157
im off to go clean myself now
>>2253154
oh fuck, i remember you telling me about that
>>2253155
good, stay clean wellams
id hate to see you go back down that road
608ff4 No.2253158
3.5
where the fuck did this year go?
c2309d No.2253159
time goes fast when you dont want it to, and slow when you do.
608ff4 No.2253160
time flies when you're a faggot
33ec27 No.2253161
 | Rolled 4 (1d20) |
My brain is dead, don't know what to post about, slowly drinking a can and smoking endless rollies. Gonna roll a d20 for lulz.
608ff4 No.2253162
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rollan
33ec27 No.2253164
Welp, it's safe to say that SCANNER threads are the worst threads. Can't even get a high roll in this shit.
Learning about policies and procedures in schools, shit was okay.
>>2253163
I see your bump and raise you one (You)
96c1f8 No.2253165
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>>2253164
33ec27 No.2253166
>Don't fucking hang yourself, you'll break the ceiling and kill your family you fucking dickhead.
96c1f8 No.2253167
608ff4 No.2253168
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i want a crit
908568 No.2253169
Stop sucking so much, Scanner
33ec27 No.2253170
I'll suck whenever, whoever and whatever I want you White Cis Scum
450d65 No.2253173
>>2253172
if the shoe fits she's a thot
33ec27 No.2253174
Going to give the poster below me the GOOD SUCC
33ec27 No.2253175
Just realized threatening the populace with homosexuality is a good way to kill the thread, so I will SUCC myself.
608ff4 No.2253176
d90e89 No.2253177
Britbongs disappoint the planet
33ec27 No.2253178
>>2253177
Didn't we like, rule the world at one point?
c2309d No.2253179
c2309d No.2253180
>>2253178
but not anymore, hence the disappointment. lets face it, were basically the aristocracy of the world, and the world needs us to be at our best.
33ec27 No.2253183
>>2253180
I don't feel at my best today, to be honest. I feel fucking dumb and pointless. Gonna go to bed soon because I can't think of anything to talk about. Trying to finish this can of lager.
6c539f No.2253184
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c2309d No.2253186
>>2253183
fair play fam. if the days dragging you down let it be over with and a new one start, and with it a fresh mind.
>>2253184
caught gary edwards video on nationalism yet?
6c539f No.2253187
>>2253185
I can’t believe Elma is a thot
6c539f No.2253188
>>2253186
Wow. Sounds gay. Not yet.
33ec27 No.2253189
>>2253186
Yeah, that's a good shout. I feel like I need some cute stuff now. Shame that it is so late, because I could've gotten a takeaway.
608ff4 No.2253190
>>2253187
i don't even really know what that means tbh
do i qualify?
d90e89 No.2253191
>>2253164
>>2253177
google "esafety policy"
you will understand everything you need to know about the British
6c539f No.2253192
>>2253190
Depends, what do you want to qualify for?
33ec27 No.2253193
>>2253191
>esafety policy
Is that from the Safer Internet Centre?
I see that posted in posters in the Youth Club.
608ff4 No.2253195
>>2253192
idk if I even want to
but what is a thot???
608ff4 No.2253196
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
yeah i've done that
6c539f No.2253197
>>2253195
“What guys call girls in schools that send out nudes and porn of themselves. An acronym for That Ho Over There.”
“Man, if you bang her you better wrap it good, that thot has given herpes to half the school.”
d90e89 No.2253198
>>2253192
we all have to suffer it because some kebab allahu jumanji'd the wrong part of a concert hall
>>2253193
It includes SIMS data. SIMS stands for Student Information Management System. This data is passed from teachers to local councils and government.
6c539f No.2253199
>>2253198
I refuse to suffer Capitalist aggression and false flags.
c2309d No.2253200
>>2253188
its like a lecture or something on nationalism condensed into a half an hour video.
>>2253189
aah well, tomorrow will be a better day
d90e89 No.2253201
>>2253199
who's memiing who?
6c539f No.2253202
>>2253200
The 18th century is peculiar.
33ec27 No.2253204
Gonna go to Macdonalds then bed, because I'm a fat bastard.
Capitalism is great though.
>>2253198
We might cover this in our classes. Been learning how schools operate and how to see them as organizations.
>>2253200
I have nothing to do tomorrow, so I'll be sure to do something noteworthy so I got shit to talk about.
608ff4 No.2253205
>>2253197
i don't have any stds tho lol
just that first part tho
6c539f No.2253206
>>2253205
>no stds
Hey
How you doin?
608ff4 No.2253207
>>2253206
did you expect me to have one or smth? rude
nah, i get tested every time I get my bloodwork done cause it's better to know than not know
#adulting
d90e89 No.2253208
>>2253206
Can't we just abolish women and send them to another planet and then go to a third one purely for breeding purposes?
608ff4 No.2253209
what if we were the life on mars and came to earth after we nuked our first planet to oblivion
6c539f No.2253210
>>2253207
No, was joek! And I figured, blood work! I lole my thots clean
>>2253208
>>2253209
d90e89 No.2253212
>>2253209
somebody ought to have written an op-ed and we would know about it
what is animus for?
608ff4 No.2253213
>>2253212
what is animus for?
shitposting and cybersex I suppose.
Interesting q
6c539f No.2253214
608ff4 No.2253215
for the low low price of [shoes] I can be ur thot for a few weeks~
d90e89 No.2253216
>>2253213
I'm only good for the shitposting. I remember being in the ol' cybersex chatroom and just wanted to sit and read a newspaper
I think it's for tripcodes. I will never into tripcodes
6c539f No.2253217
>>2253215
Fair exchange of goods
d90e89 No.2253218
>A Step-By-Step Guide To Opening Your 3rd Eye
>Step 4: Those who do see the spiritual eye should strive to penetrate it by deeper concentration
ok m8 but only friday nights I've got no work saturday
>and by devoted prayer to God.
ffs I'm an atheist what the nig do I pray for? Do I ask for a fast track wristband when I go to hell? This guy is avin a fookin rabble
608ff4 No.2253219
>>2253216
k
>>2253217
yiss^^
>lay in the fetal position
yespls
6c539f No.2253220
>>2253219
Nekked fetal position owo
608ff4 No.2253221
>>2253220
obviously naked. I only sleep naked. dealwithit
608ff4 No.2253222
how much to camgirls make?
608ff4 No.2253224
>>2253223
seems better than being a cook...
6c539f No.2253225
>>2253224
Glamorous
Apologies
But I must sleep
💤 😴
608ff4 No.2253226
>>2253225
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<3
d95fc6 No.2253227
>>2253218
the brown, 3rd eye?
608ff4 No.2253228
bump
c'mon guise i have abandonment issues
906c04 No.2253229
dont worry bby im here...
906c04 No.2253230
lol check out mah new digs
608ff4 No.2253231
[oohs and aaahs from the crowd]
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608ff4 No.2253234
idk. it's not too shabby for a laptop i guess^^
what's a zorin?
906c04 No.2253235
yeh zorin dont run fukin speccy, so
>>2253234
linux... im a linux nerd. will try all the new shit til i brick my shit
906c04 No.2253236
curretly on various machines
mint
ubuntu
ubuntu studio
fedora
and lubuntu
608ff4 No.2253237
>>2253235
is that why you have like dozens of old computers?
906c04 No.2253238
>>2253237
yass
...i like to tinker
i cant help it
608ff4 No.2253239
>>2253238
i always think back fondly on a memory of taking apart gameboys and calculators as a kid. That's why I started with the racing drone stuff cause it's just tinkering, flying, then repairing lol
^~^ What's your best tinker? pls tell me a story
906c04 No.2253240
mah daily driver is a windows machine tho
>>2253239
idek... i modded a 360 into an acrylic case because it had cooling issues... it ended poorly
608ff4 No.2253241
>>2253240
cooling issues vs acrylic? u a dummy sama?
I kinda want to get an arduino to play around with but i don't think i'm quite smart enough x_x
906c04 No.2253242
>>2253241
lol just get a pi. make and electric front door lock or something
lol it had 6 140 mm fans ramped up to 12 volts
all pointed directly at the cpu heatsink
the fucker was loud, disturbed my skyrim sessions
ran about 40c in1080p at 35fps tho
906c04 No.2253243
and when i tried to play gta5 the bitch would sound like aq fucking jet taking off... 30 mins gameplay to thermal throttle and automatic shutdown
608ff4 No.2253244
>>2253242
that requires more os know-how whereas I just wanna make stupid robots occasionally.
lmao i expected that something melted, but i guess that's why there's the thermal switch to begin with haha
906c04 No.2253245
>>2253244
yep
it was the onboard fan controller
608ff4 No.2253246
1738a4 No.2253247
>>2253239
That image is funny
fb9e06 No.2253248
608ff4 No.2253249
>>2253247
yes^^
i was saving a bunch of memes in my depression.
>>2253248
wb yan.
fb9e06 No.2253250
>>2253249
Thanks welms good to be here
heroin is bad tho
608ff4 No.2253251
>>2253250
i know i know. i was being a weakling talking like that earlier.
I'm better now.
1738a4 No.2253252
>>2253249
You found some good ones!
fb9e06 No.2253253
>>2253251
So what does that make you now?
608ff4 No.2253255
>>2253253
I don't understand the question.
>>2253252
yay!
fb9e06 No.2253256
>>2253255
If you were being a weakling before, then aside from better, what are you now?
608ff4 No.2253257
>>2253256
idk
multiple choice would be easier.
fb9e06 No.2253258
>>2253257
A. Powerful Mama
B. Welms
C. Not Weakling
D. Send Nudes
608ff4 No.2253259
>>2253258
Oooh. I see what you're saying now.
what's in it for me for D?
fb9e06 No.2253262
>>2253261
It was too obvious not to answer with.
608ff4 No.2253265
>>2253264
i'm gonna punch you
fb9e06 No.2253266
>>2253265
In the dick?
With the back of your throat?
608ff4 No.2253268
>>2253266
wow lewd
that avatar fits you when you're tease-y btw
fb9e06 No.2253269
>>2253268
Yeah, I'm glad she's getting a second season.
e3c95a No.2253271
hey dont blame the thread dying on me
7acf0e No.2253273
i think i aced another accounting test
big boi
7acf0e No.2253274
>>2253273
Did you account for that?
7acf0e No.2253275
>>2253274
I will remember to use this joke one day
I can only hope that he groans
96c1f8 No.2253276
7acf0e No.2253277
>>2253275
Best case he was waiting for that joke and you ace the rest of the course and don't need to go anymore.
7acf0e No.2253278
>>2253276
smh pervert you would think that
e3c95a No.2253279
luka is the most pure person here
0f648a No.2253280
Do British prisons have conjugal visits?
Asking for a friend.
4456a5 No.2253281
>>2253280
Theres holiday packages for it cunt
2d8dcf No.2253282
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
How does this song make you feel?
1ce440 No.2253283
>>2253282
Get a fucking job, Luka.
e3c95a No.2253284
>>2253282
ur getting softer than cookie dough soto
16f21a No.2253285
>>2253282
This was my favourite ending from Cinderella Girls Gekijou
079756 No.2253286
I woke up at 9 pm like a respectable adult.
608ff4 No.2253289
861a23 No.2253290
>Server maintenance tonight
FUCK
2d8dcf No.2253291
>>2253285
Finally something we have in common
>>2253284
Nigga I've always been this soft
>>2253283
but i want people to pay for my shit too
2d8dcf No.2253294
Sorry for the late replies I was playing drunk l4d2 with the bois
2d8dcf No.2253296
>>2253295
Oh look it's the cute girl with the yellow chair and love for pigs
f8ab0c No.2253297
>>2253296
this is true! I'm sitting in that yellow chair atm.
079756 No.2253298
>>2253293
I hate maintenance it always seems to happen when my sleep is weird and I want to play at weird hours.
f8ab0c No.2253299
>>2253298
that photo made me sad
861a23 No.2253300
>>2253298
It always happens at night when I'm up.
2d8dcf No.2253301
>>2253297
How's life been Cooki?
079756 No.2253303
>>2253299
It is quite melancholy.
>>2253300
Because of work?
f8ab0c No.2253304
>>2253301
pretty great
and pretty bad
all of the above
you?
>>2253302
BRO ME TOO
>>2253303
;-; oh no stop makes me sad
861a23 No.2253305
>>2253303
Yeah. I get home at midnight and am up until around 4.
I get maybe 6 hours a day to relax split between before work and after.
2d8dcf No.2253306
>>2253304
I'll ask whats been great so far and ignore the bad times lol
Arent you like in college now?
Ive been kinda shitty but im hanging in there
You know, life has its ups and downs
079756 No.2253308
>>2253304
I like them a lot.
>>2253305
At least you have work, I am sort of missing the whole money thing.
861a23 No.2253309
>>2253308
I have something you can do for money.
5eb500 No.2253310
>>2253306
>Ive been kinda shitty but im hanging in there
Literally because of your own laziness and drug abuse.
2d8dcf No.2253311
Calm down there Smiles
but yeah, it's been my laziness lol
7acf0e No.2253312
>>2253307
man you have good webms
bb7794 No.2253313
>>2253312
I have the sound versions too but i dont like them
079756 No.2253314
>>2253309
Name it, I am good at many things.
2d8dcf No.2253319
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2253315
Sounds like some sped up Morrissey bs
861a23 No.2253321
5eb500 No.2253322
>>2253311
Get a job, hippie.
2d8dcf No.2253324
>>2253322
Some shitty artist
>>2253322
Im getting some job offers but I honestly dont want to work for 11.50/hr
I'd rather suck Fish's dick tbh
608ff4 No.2253325
2d8dcf No.2253326
God damn it I responded to smiles twice
b76c7f No.2253328
>>2253327
Get a job, Soto.
2d8dcf No.2253329
Idk which one to call a fat bitch
861a23 No.2253330
>Sucking Fish's floppy tranny dick
Soto. Why?
608ff4 No.2253331
2d8dcf No.2253332
>>2253330
Cause I hate myself atm
and what other punishment would be better than that
b76c7f No.2253333
>>2253330
He wants to experience what every woman he's with goes through.
0c56c2 No.2253334
>>2253333
I doubt Fish's dick has a tumor though so the analogy falls apart.
439a4d No.2253335
861a23 No.2253336
Sometimes I wonder if I could date a trans person. But like then I remember the kind of guy I like is pretty specific. And I need a functional dick in my life.
bb7794 No.2253337
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439a4d No.2253340
>>2253337
That's Gilgamesh posting with Smile's Trip.
bb7794 No.2253343
>>2253340
why does he have smiles trip
did smiles die
96c1f8 No.2253345
if only scoots would play games with me...
:(
e42a48 No.2253346
When u moisturise your butt
464a52 No.2253347
>>2253345
i miss doing arams with you sometimes
6c539f No.2253348
>>2253344
Sort of
Woke up earlier
Time for finishing up this shift
>>2253345
If only I wasn’t working
439a4d No.2253350
>>2253343
They're dating, and Smile's has been busy with family matters.
608ff4 No.2253352
>>2253348
:(
good luck. i think it's nini for me x_x
6c539f No.2253353
>>2253352
Ni ni, daddy’s princess
smiles is the pant wearing one
6c539f No.2253354
Test is the duckling in the middle.
bb7794 No.2253357
>>2253349
this but unironically
912fbf No.2253358
>>2253357
Smiles was just Tsuchi's tulpa the whole time. You've been had from the beginning.
bb7794 No.2253359
>>2253358
who will i argue without about nanjing, sino-japanese war and gook lies now
96c1f8 No.2253360
>>2253347
sometimes...
but since no ones ever invited me to be with them
it feels like nearly a year has passed since i played league.
>>2253348
when do u not work? ;~;
6c539f No.2253362
bb7794 No.2253363
>>2253361
I'd have a better time convincing a gook.
Even if I show him proof of something he just ignores it, I can see why people hate him
464a52 No.2253364
>>2253360
same.. ;-;
i wish things could be like they were before
464a52 No.2253366
6c539f No.2253367
I see through the lies of the gooks
912fbf No.2253368
>>2253363
I don't hate him. I just think of him as another one of those not so agreeable fellas I wouldn't wanna talk to most of the time.
>>2253367
But do you see through the lies of the bourgeoisie?
861a23 No.2253369
I hope James does come by though so I can say gay things at him.
96c1f8 No.2253370
>>2253364
*hug*
at least my life is better than before.
>>2253362
days off work?! or just something else?
bb7794 No.2253371
>>2253368
dislike/annoying would be better words
11fa51 No.2253373
You shouldn't speak ill of the dead.
6c539f No.2253374
>>2253368
With help from comrade ariana
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96c1f8 No.2253377
>>2253375
u play rein or brig and i play mercy or something
bb7794 No.2253378
>>2253372
>>2253373
Hey fool if the IJA had enough ammo and supplies to massacre 20 million civilians in China how come we didn't have enough to defend against Americans in the end?
912fbf No.2253379
>>2253373
*Says gay things at you*
6c539f No.2253380
>>2253378
Because you used it in china
You fucking dip
861a23 No.2253381
>>2253379
Stealing my thunder are ya?
6c539f No.2253382
912fbf No.2253383
>>2253381
I'm like the president here. It's not stealing, I'm just taxing your thunder.
Or something like that.
464a52 No.2253385
>>2253370
:3
thats good! im happy for you
>>2253372
how's cato?
861a23 No.2253387
>>2253383
I'm an ex-president.
So I don't pay taxes.
>>2253386
OwO
6c539f No.2253388
11fa51 No.2253389
>>2253379
I thought you were a gal.
>>2253378
Because your pathetic bamboo bullets aren't effective against actual clothing and muscle. Only good for emaciated Chinese and other poor dirt eaters.
bb7794 No.2253393
>>2253389
Why would we use good bullets on civilians to run out on soldiers later?
11fa51 No.2253394
>>2253392
>>2253393
You never had good bullets.
bb7794 No.2253395
>>2253394
How did we make such good advances with shitty bullets?
11fa51 No.2253396
Japanese weaponry during the war was quite horrendous due to huge cost and material saving measures the Imperial government had to take in order to be able to produce enough.
11fa51 No.2253397
>>2253395
Because you blind sided everybody and fought poor dirt farmers. Don't worry though. Y'all didn't have the worst weapons in the war. That honor goes to the Italians with their fucking garbage.
912fbf No.2253398
>>2253387
Is THAT how the tax code works?
>>2253389
I thought YOU were a gal!!!!
>>2253388
Give me your lunch money and your best shitposts, kid.
bb7794 No.2253399
>>2253396
So why waste it on civilians we could just starve?
>>2253397
Yeah the British navy were dirt poor farmers
96c1f8 No.2253400
>>2253382
<3
yeah~
>>2253385
i dont know who you are though
11fa51 No.2253402
>>2253398
Yes, with my big manly beard, hairy chest, and dick.
>>2253399
Because of a little something called The Resistance.
>>2253399
The blind sided bit covers all the people y'all attacked out of nowhere with no warning at all.
38fde2 No.2253403
I can't believe Test is a communist and stealing the sweat of our brow.
bb7794 No.2253404
>>2253402
So they weren't innocent civilains.
>The blind sided bit covers all the people y'all attacked out of nowhere with no warning at all.
We only had one blind side attack against the British
861a23 No.2253405
>>2253398
Something like that.
11fa51 No.2253406
>>2253404
One is all it takes. England didn't have time to regroup like we did.
And yes, they were innocent. You were a foreign invading army committing massacres.
bb7794 No.2253407
>>2253406
You said they were resistance
11fa51 No.2253408
>>2253407
They were. They were resisting you blood thirsty (in this case quite literally, you fucking cannibals) monsters.
6c539f No.2253409
Japan has always been a people eating gang of rapist demons.
bb7794 No.2253410
>>2253408
So we used bullets on civilians or on resistance?
11fa51 No.2253411
>>2253410
Resistance are the civilians.
bb7794 No.2253412
>>2253411
once they resist they arent civilians theyre combatants
861a23 No.2253413
I want to resist in some cuffs.
11fa51 No.2253414
>>2253412
Not really. Resistance is different from being an actual army.
11fa51 No.2253415
For example in France they had Combat, a newspaper that resisted the Nazis. They were all noncombatants, but they resisted by producing an underground newspaper that published banned materials.
bb7794 No.2253416
>>2253414
So we should let them shoot us and not fight back?
11fa51 No.2253417
>>2253416
You shouldn't massacre hundreds of thousands of people.
11fa51 No.2253418
You also shouldn't have invaded any countries and started a fucking war in Asia.
464a52 No.2253419
>>2253400
a wondering anon from long ago
bb7794 No.2253420
>>2253417
We didn't, we massacred soldiers and people who attacked us
>>2253418
So we should have let Manchuria be invaded by the Chinese?
Or let Japanese settlements be attacked by Chinese?
Or leave the rest of Asia under colonial rule?
11fa51 No.2253421
>>2253420
Yes. Those old infirmed people and all those children and babies and pregnant women were real threats to you.
>invaved by Chinese
Manchuria was Chinese territory.
>let Japanese settlements
You mean colonies?
>let the rest of Asia
But you colonized the parts of Asia that you invaded.
bb7794 No.2253422
>>2253421
>Yes. Those old infirmed people and all those children and babies and pregnant women were real threats to you.
what old infirmed, kids and pregnant women did we kill?
>Manchuria was Chinese territory.
It's outside the great wall, Manchuria is not China, Manchus are not Chinese
>You mean colonies?
No settlements in Shanghai.
>But you colonized the parts of Asia that you invaded.
Liberated, we gave them their own government, Manchuko had an emperor.
The Machus, Burmese, Koreans, Malays, Thai, Indonesians and even some Chinese willingly fought along side us.
11fa51 No.2253423
>>2253422
Are you fucking serious?
Manchuria was part of China. There are things outside the great wall that is still in China.
Oh, right, that's what I said. Colonies.
>liberated
You mean invaded and subjugated?
>willingly
Sure they did. They weren't pressed into service by violent means at all.
bb7794 No.2253424
>>2253423
Manchuria was never China throughout history, which is why it is outside the great wall.
We gave Manchuko their own emperor, something none of of the European countries ever did to their colonies.
>You mean invaded and subjugated?
Subjugated from the Europeans
>Sure they did. They weren't pressed into service by violent means at all.
They weren't, look up Artemio Ricarte
96c1f8 No.2253425
>>2253419
at least youre still okay~
:)
11fa51 No.2253426
>>2253424
Except it was part of the Qing empire.
>from the Europeans
You know, I'd rather be subjugated by a people that aren't going to fucking murder us all the damn time than a people that murder and eat us all the time.
Yes, a Filipino who fought against the Americans not on behalf of the Japanese but on behalf of the Filipinos is totally a member of the Japanese Imperial army.
bb7794 No.2253427
>>2253426
Not the whole time, before that it wasn't.
>You know, I'd rather be subjugated by a people that aren't going to fucking murder us all the damn time than a people that murder and eat us all the time.
who cares what an american zainichi thinks, the people were on our side
>Yes, a Filipino who fought against the Americans not on behalf of the Japanese but on behalf of the Filipinos is totally a member of the Japanese Imperial army.
He was a supporter of Japan
464a52 No.2253428
>>2253425
thats what i like people to think!
goodnight, luka
11fa51 No.2253429
>>2253427
It was also part of the Ming Dynasty. Before that it was part of the empire of Kublai Khan.
Except if the people were on your side then they wouldn't have resisted.
He was a supporter of anyone who was against his enemies, which in his case were the Americans.
861a23 No.2253431
I want to do the date with Barret in FF7, but I have to be a dick to the girls.
I am conflicted.
bb7794 No.2253432
>>2253429
And Korea has been apart of Japan and the Mongol empire, doesn't mean it isn't Korea.
079756 No.2253433
You need to catch them all though.
96c1f8 No.2253434
>>2253431
:o
your that dog from the cute comic i saw!
861a23 No.2253435
Catch what?
>>2253434
Brutus.
11fa51 No.2253436
>>2253432
Yes, for a brief period of time Korea was owned by Japan. And Korea was part of the Mongolian empire until the Mongolian empire fell an they became their own people. Manchuria was part of the Mongolian empire, then that fell and it became a part of China.
96c1f8 No.2253437
bb7794 No.2253439
>>2253436
So why should it be China and not Manchuria?
They aren't in the great wall, have their own people
861a23 No.2253440
I do not want the girls.
Well, Tifa.
But only her.
11fa51 No.2253442
>>2253439
Because they were immediately taken over by China.
bb7794 No.2253443
>>2253442
and korea was taken over by japan
11fa51 No.2253444
>>2253443
Yeah, but the difference is that there were hundreds of years of free Korea before that.
bb7794 No.2253445
>>2253444
so its okay to colonise and invade someone if they dont get x amount of years of independence?
11fa51 No.2253446
>>2253445
It's not okay to colonize someone.
bb7794 No.2253447
>>2253446
then why arey ou oaky with china doing it to manchuria?
11fa51 No.2253448
>>2253447
Because China did it in 1371.
11fa51 No.2253449
Hundreds of years before any modern nation or any modern sense of anti-colonial sentiment existed.
76ac76 No.2253450
In Kill la Kill, why does the homeroom teacher always call Ryouko "-kun"?
Shouldn't it be "-san"?
bb7794 No.2253451
>>2253448
so invasion and colonialism are okay if its not recent
>>2253450
cant remember much about kill la kill, but kun canbe used on female inferiors
11fa51 No.2253452
>>2253451
It is not only idiotic, but it is also utterly pointless to feel shitty or angry for something that happened at a point in history that didn't have anywhere NEAR the same ideas that your point in history has.
bb7794 No.2253454
>>2253452
its not about feeling shitty or angry its about the fact that manchuria isnt china
>>2253453
san is more respectful too so maybe the teacher doesnt respect her
11fa51 No.2253455
>>2253454
But it was. At that point in history there was no argument about it. And if there was it would have been between China and Manchuria, and that argument would have been a war.
bb7794 No.2253456
>>2253455
manchuria had no power to fight china so we helped them, just like france helped america
76ac76 No.2253457
>>2253454
Yeah he really doesn't
bb7794 No.2253458
>>2253457
that would explain it
11fa51 No.2253460
>>2253456
You helped them almost six hundred years too late.
11fa51 No.2253461
And then you moved in and raped the shit out of all the women and gutted a bunch of kids with your superior nippon steel.
bb7794 No.2253462
>>2253460
better late than never it still doesnt deny manchurias right to Independence
11fa51 No.2253463
bb7794 No.2253464
>>2253461
we never did that in manchuria
11fa51 No.2253465
Oh and ate a bunch of people because Japan during the war really like eating people.
11fa51 No.2253466
bb7794 No.2253467
>>2253465
We never ate anyone in manchuria
11fa51 No.2253468
>>2253467
Oh, but you raped and killed and ate people everywhere else you went?
bb7794 No.2253469
>>2253468
nope, dead bodies were eaten for survival in the pacific but theres nothing wrong with that
11fa51 No.2253470
>>2253469
Sure. Right. Uh huh.
bb7794 No.2253471
>>2253470
show proof of it
11fa51 No.2253472
>>2253471
At this point I don't need to. It is extremely well documented.
11fa51 No.2253473
It would be like asking for proof the Earth goes around the sun.
bb7794 No.2253474
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bb7794 No.2253476
>>2253475
give me a hint then and ill look myself
11fa51 No.2253477
Oh, as for the eating people bit since that argument is still being debated.
>JAPANESE troops practised cannibalism on enemy soldiers and civilians in the last war, sometimes cutting flesh from living captives, according to documents discovered by a Japanese academic in Australia. In most cases the motive was apparently not shortage of food, but 'to consolidate the group feeling of the troops', said Toshiyuki Tanaka yesterday in a telephone interview from Melbourne.
11fa51 No.2253478
>In most cases the motive was apparently not shortage of food, but 'to consolidate the group feeling of the troops
11fa51 No.2253479
>not shortage of food, but 'to consolidate the group feeling of the troops
11fa51 No.2253480
>to consolidate the group feeling of the troops
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11fa51 No.2253482
Fucking degenerate people eaters.
11fa51 No.2253483
I am legit ashamed to be a Japanese sometimes.
63203a No.2253484
colonialism is absolutely fine tbh
11fa51 No.2253485
692e2e No.2253486
well yeah, and id say the results spoke for themselves.
11fa51 No.2253487
What, a pathetically weak nation that has had all its rights stripped away by its own government?
692e2e No.2253488
nah, i think the blame for that falls on the generations of the early and mid 20th century. its not like there werent many brits that greatly resented it though and resisted as best they could, philip luty is something of a hero of mine.
11fa51 No.2253489
All joking aside, Japan was fucked up with insane people before they were bombed into being weirdos.
1d7fa8 No.2253490
>>2253477
>Toshiyuki Tanaka
田中 利幸 isn't credible, he acts like he was a soldier out there when he wasnt
>>2253483
>I am legit ashamed to be a Japanese sometimes.
sure you are 在日
11fa51 No.2253491
My hero is Franz Kafka.
>>2253490
>isn't credible
Sure, anybody that points out that Japan committed insane war crimes isn't credible in a Japan that denies their past.
692e2e No.2253492
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11fa51 No.2253494
As in author of The Trial. The Kafka trap was named after him/
692e2e No.2253495
079756 No.2253496
Two bombs was just the right amount.
1d7fa8 No.2253497
>>2253496
you shouldve dropped one more so at least fool wouldnt be here today
079756 No.2253498
>>2253497
Texas must be preserved for the day we fight California for the supremacy of the USA.
692e2e No.2253499
texas seems like a p cool place tbh
1d7fa8 No.2253500
>>2253498
what does texas have to do with the nukes
079756 No.2253501
>>2253500
Fool lives in Texas, I think.
1d7fa8 No.2253502
>>2253501
I was talking about a third one on japan
079756 No.2253503
>>2253502
How would that prevent Fool from being here?
76ac76 No.2253505
One day this insomnia might actually manage to kill me
Being undead doesn't make you immortal you know
692e2e No.2253506
undead traps are fine too
76ac76 No.2253507
If I go to sleep right now I might get some rest before orientation for my real job
On the other hand, if I do fall asleep right now there's like a 30% chance I would even wake up on time even with alarms
c74899 No.2253508
Waking up zombiestylez with a z to tuen alarm off and eefalling asleep is still waking up
c74899 No.2253509
Device just to say stylez
Fickan television gags
c74899 No.2253510
76ac76 No.2253511
>>2253508
I've slept through multiple alarms before
692e2e No.2253512
>>2253507
staged loud alarms
c74899 No.2253513
>>2253511
Sure you just dont remember waking up to turn them off? I used to do that all the time way back when i had a life to wake up to
76ac76 No.2253514
>>2253512
I think the word you're looking for is "staggered"
c74899 No.2253515
911 whats your inside job?
c74899 No.2253516
Staggered terrorist organisations
692e2e No.2253517
>>2253514
or staged in the sense of having stages of waking up. that can be counter-productive though.
76ac76 No.2253518
>>2253513
Sometimes I wake up just enough to turn it off
Sometimes I don't even hear it in my dreams
c74899 No.2253519
>>2253518
Do you dream neat?
76ac76 No.2253520
>>2253519
What do you mean "neat"
692e2e No.2253521
the best part of staggered alarms is when you wake up to your second one thinking its your first, and lay in thinking youve got a bit of time to chill before you have to get up.
c74899 No.2253522
>>2253520
Cool stuff.
I dreamed i was at a rave åarty in some lazy rver style cave where i could break off crystals from the walls and they were drugs. Its the only time ive had a relapse type dream that wasnt panicky
76ac76 No.2253523
>>2253522
My dreams range from fantastical to mundane to panic attack waking up screaming with claw marks on myself
c74899 No.2253524
>>2253523
Buy nicotine patchand wear it when sleeping. Nicotine induces more vivid dreams, no joke
1d7fa8 No.2253525
>>2253523
what dreams caus you to do that
76ac76 No.2253526
>>2253524
Not fond of nicotine and my dreams are plenty vivid
I've woken up bleeding
I've woken up and questioned if I was awake
I've woken up and assumed I'd fallen asleep into a nightmare so I stayed in bed trying to fall back asleep or wake up only to be profoundly disappointed in the reality I find myself in
76ac76 No.2253527
>>2253525
Nightmares
Most of my life is just trauma and anxiety but I've got years worth of experiences that would be classified "nightmare fuel"
11fa51 No.2253528
>>2253493
I'm sorry, are you saying he isn't credible because he talks about Unit 731? Unit 731 was real, they did do those things.
76ac76 No.2253529
Oh my god just talk about how broccoli makes you gay or something
1d7fa8 No.2253530
>>2253527
if you dont ind im interested
>>2253528
hes not credible because he claims things he personally has no way of knowing, also that article is bullshit "japan admits to war crimes" when its just one person
692e2e No.2253531
i personally am quite fond of parsnips cut into long strips and roasted in butter or goose fat with herbs and garlic
11fa51 No.2253532
That is straight up fucking retarded levels of crazy. I said anyone who says Japan committed war crimes is considered not credible in Japan, and you try to counter that argument with "No they aren't credible because they say false things like this" and then link an article where it is an historian talking about Japanese war crimes that actually happened in a factual way. How is that proof he is not credible? He is saying truthful things, they ONLY reason you are saying he is not credible is because it happens that the credible things he is saying are about Japanese War Crimes that actually happened.
>>2253530
He does have ways of knowing. It's been fucking documented by the Japanese themselves at the time it was happening.
11fa51 No.2253533
Don't do it, he is going to whack his small Jap dick to your nightmares.
1d7fa8 No.2253534
>>2253532
>He does have ways of knowing. It's been fucking documented by the Japanese themselves at the time it was happening.
Documents which are kept in secret that he wouldn't be able to access.
>>2253532
He's not credible because he's talking about things he has no way of proving himself, he also claims to speak on behalf of Japan which is absurd
>>2253533
Rather have a small dick than a mutilated one
692e2e No.2253535
jap man post smol package
11fa51 No.2253536
>>2253534
He would have access to them. He is an historian doing research on these things, he'd be given access like other historians are given access.
He's credible because he is saying things he has ways of proving using documents and first hand accounts that have been collected.
I'd rather have a normal dick.
c74899 No.2253537
Therw0e re no japs in anime thread, only yanks with proxs
76ac76 No.2253538
>>2253530
I was regularly sexually abused from the age of 6 to 13
My brother would beat and intimidate me for no reason or purpose
I was bullied a lot for being weird
Like 99% of the abuse went unnoticed by my parents so all the feelings are kind of just jumbled around up there
I self isolated to avoid being ostracized
I've had several near death experiences and several failed suicide attempts
I spent about half of high school in a psychotic episode brought on by life stress and improper medication. I don't remember if there were four of me or four other me's to cope with when no one understood what was wrong
But I was already used to hiding everything strange in my life so only a few people noticed at all
I'm insane, slightly disabled in multiple ways, and falling asleep feels like dyinf
76ac76 No.2253539
>>2253534
It was born mutilated
1d7fa8 No.2253540
>>2253536
Access but he can't show any of it of course.
>He's credible because he is saying things he has ways of proving using documents and first hand accounts that have been collected.
But again he can't show said documents or say who claims those accounts.
I don't care if Tojo himself said 600,000 chinks were killed in Nanjing if he can't prove it I won't trust it.
>I'd rather have a normal dick.
It's mutilated not normal
>>2253538
You weren't abused by your parents then who was it?
81b6eb No.2253541
Nanjing happened. It is a fact.
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