34208d No.2253547
new thread
pushing the gay agenda edition
afe930 No.2253552
Trash
at an 8am class
;__;
9fd3a5 No.2253553
>>2253552
ded tred at teh moment
8 is too early. better reschedule that class
afe930 No.2253554
>>2253553
nooo I got this
I'll pull it together
it's a Philosophy class.
afe930 No.2253556
>>2253555
that photo is just /me/
9fd3a5 No.2253557
>>2253554
Make sure you come here too when it's busy. Philosophize gayness here too.
>>2253555
deeeeeeeeed
34208d No.2253558
hi cooki been a while since i saw you around
ccfd55 No.2253559
>>2253556
:(
>>2253557
but whyyyy
get cooki to post feet or smtg
ac091c No.2253561
Elma.
Cooki.
Feet-off.
Now.
IN THE
SCOOTALOOO MEGADOME
ccfd55 No.2253562
m-maybe I could be ur cooki today~
ccfd55 No.2253563
this kinda has my feet in it
afe930 No.2253564
>>2253557
lol I don't like that
I need gum
>>2253558
Hiya~
>>2253559
Oof
no feet for you
>>2253560
;)
How'd you know?
>>2253561
oh god y feet are NOT cute, they are small and I have long toes LOL
34208d No.2253565
i wish i had more time before i had to go back to work but at least i can deposit my check and buy beer tonight on the way home
ccfd55 No.2253566
beer is gross tho
buy crack instead
ccfd55 No.2253567
jk jk
but buy me some weed tho
ac091c No.2253568
>>2253562
>>2253563
Maid my day!
g'mornin' starshine
>>2253564
Well. I am something. Of a Scootalooo. So. I dunno. I'm a bit of a wild card. A maverick. How goes?
>Elma wins by default
9fd3a5 No.2253569
>>2253564
Well gayness has a lot to do with dicks though.
also, still, your turn. → >>2253563
It will be great no matter what.
ac091c No.2253570
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
OH NO DID SOMEONE GET ADDICTED TO CRACK???
ccfd55 No.2253571
>>2253568
lol good morning^^
you seem happy this morning~
ac091c No.2253572
>>2253571
Ive finished work, I am exhausted, but I got to make a chilli based dish that is currently slowly cooking for tea. So. That is why I am buzzing. Because. Chillis. In my belly. Gimm. DAT. SAUCE.
34208d No.2253573
i cant afford to buy anyone any weed after a paycheck like that sorry, maybe if i was like working illegal jobs under the table still
afe930 No.2253574
>>2253568
in an 8am lecture
you??
>>2253569
LOL I am in class and I can't find one on my phone ;__;
dicks are fun but I'm a girl so it's not gay
ccfd55 No.2253575
>>2253572
I really have to restart my peppers so I can have some X-mas spicy stuff in time^^
oh, i'll gib u da sauce
>>2253573
awwe shitty paychecks are shitty :(
I got a shitty paycheck a couple weeks ago and I started to go into panic mode but then I remembered I paid all my bills in advance so i was like "phew"
that's my story.
b11207 No.2253576
>>2253573
>i was like working illegal jobs under the table still
>still
you use to?
ac091c No.2253577
>>2253574
What dat lecture? Watching hot ones with Charlie Day, because... That Always Sunny feels.
But, besides that. My plans for the night are limitless... to being a lazy sack of potatoes. Skyrim, some football. Nothing exciting. But that is good.
Tfw no ukelele cooki reeeee.
>>2253575
Gibe me that hotty sawsssss?
ccfd55 No.2253578
>>2253577
is this an innuendo?
cause i have a pic for that
ac091c No.2253579
>i'm a girl so it isn't gay.
ac091c No.2253580
>>2253578
I was wondering the same, I wasn't sure if I was bein innuendo'd... But, yes to both. Gibbbbbe! grabby hands
9fd3a5 No.2253581
>>2253574
you'll have to strip down in class then i guess
well if the rest of everyone here are guys then dicks are extraordinarily gay and you just happen to be a girl and can partake in the gay, non-gayness.
ccfd55 No.2253582
>>2253580
in-my-endo~
bad daddy. No grabbing!! >///<
afe930 No.2253583
>>2253577
Philosophy
shh I don't do that stuff no more, I'm an athlete.
>>2253579
LMAO
>>2253581
I don't like the gaynes slmao it's so dumb
ccfd55 No.2253584
i remember when cooki would send me snaps and stuff and make me feel lurved
9fd3a5 No.2253585
>>2253583
but gayness is basically just cock love.
ac091c No.2253586
>>2253582
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA It was the lobsters! I swear!
But, if you were to actually make a hot sauce, I'd commision some for purchase... or you know, just friggen purchase it. Tired brtain is weird brain. Crazy brain juice.
What would you call thine sweet sauce?
>>2253583
>Athlete
Oh, yeah, I forgot, you went and became like... the brtock lesnar version of Ruby Rose didn't you. Cute. But powerful .
ac091c No.2253587
>TFW never a cooki snap
Why am I made to endure this cruel existence?
34208d No.2253588
>>2253576
not very rare for people to work under the table in america, ask around here
b11207 No.2253589
>>2253588
but did you
what did you do
afe930 No.2253590
>>2253584
I have a new snapchat~
>>2253585
so..
am I gay if I love cock?
>>2253586
lol, I'm gonna be a chiropractor
34208d No.2253591
>>2253589
worked underage, and took payment that was untaxed in cash for several years
ac091c No.2253592
>>2253590
I first thought you said Chiro Raptor. And Imagined poor Chris Pratt being leapt upon by a screeching cooki.
9fd3a5 No.2253593
>>2253590
I'd like to say yes. very much so. others could disagree though.
ccfd55 No.2253594
>>2253586
I was alluding to some other type of "sauce" tbh
BUT. idk if I did a habanero one I'd probably name it something punny like habanice day sauce and make it mango pineapple sweet n spicy
thai pepper sauce would be more to the point with it's spiciness so maybe something like.. tongue thai'd sauce
idk puns are absolutely necessary for novelty sauces.
>>2253590
i havent' had snap since the time you snapped me lol I don't understand it whatsoever.
b11207 No.2253595
>>2253591
i thought you meant things like drug dealing
afe930 No.2253596
>>2253592
oh yes ;) I'm a good raptor
>>2253593
hm.
>>2253594
so sad~
9fd3a5 No.2253597
>>2253596
well, cock craving around tons of cock craving males turns into a gay soup. if it were mostly females, it would a straight soup.
afe930 No.2253598
>>2253597
>straight soup
lol
34208d No.2253599
>>2253595
im not posting through a VPN right now
ac091c No.2253600
>>2253594
There are so many layers of innuendo. I think you meant some man sauce? Th-that would be lewd OWO
>HABANICE DAY SAUCE
h-HAH, TOTALLY NOT RUNNING TO MY LOCAL PATENT OFFICE... H-HEH.
tHAT, THOUGH, SOUNDS GREAT! i REMEMBER YOU SAYING ABOUT SWEET AND SPICEY.
TONGUE THAI'D!
>i accidentally wrote all this in caps and dont have the will to retype.
I am practically drinking tabasco at this point, I have an addiction me thinks.
>>2253596
I am not sure what to make of this... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Cooki Raptor Sakura?
9fd3a5 No.2253602
>>2253598
well, i just thought I'd call it that because if i said gay soup, i'd have to say straight soup too.
Hetero CIS normie soup
b11207 No.2253604
34208d No.2253606
>>2253604
working in a little under two hours, don't feel like setting one up when i could be doing other things that arent that before work
plus stories like that are never really that interesting until the fed's bust in, something i will be avoiding thank you
ccfd55 No.2253607
>>2253600
^~^
It's another gloomy rainy day wat do?
9fd3a5 No.2253608
>>2253607
molest the cooki. in your basement. ball gag and chains.
ac091c No.2253609
>>2253607
Order a pizza, when the delivery boy shows up, invite them in, then strike them over the head with a blunt object. Tie them up, when they awake sacrifice them to Mehrunes Dagon.
9fd3a5 No.2253611
ccfd55 No.2253612
>>2253608
I wanna be the one molested tho :(
>>2253609
That took a dark turn lol
Pizza sounds p good for today. was kinda feeling chinese tho. decisions decisions.
ac091c No.2253613
>>2253612
Chinese does sound good... dark decisions. Which doeth thou crave most hun?
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
34208d No.2253614
cooki i want a good christian explanation
ccfd55 No.2253615
>>2253613
idk yet!
i kinda want general's chicken but it's not really all that spicy at the place I go to. but they have the mini peking raviolis too tho.
on the other hand i haven't gotten a pizza in a while.
34208d No.2253616
>>2253615
aweh fuck you now i am getting generals chicken tonight for sure along with some alcohol
ccfd55 No.2253617
>>2253616
dont spend all your shitty check~
34208d No.2253618
>>2253617
it wasnt that shitty just too shitty for free loaders who cant buy their own drugs
ac091c No.2253619
>>2253615
Spicy pizza!
But them raviolis sound delicious! There is a chinese near my work that does a spicy curry chinese style. So good. You can get it with everything! chicken, beff, prawns, char siu pork all in one... So filling.
ccfd55 No.2253620
>>2253618
who are you supplying?
>>2253619
oooh mega combo curry. i like the everything lomein
34208d No.2253621
>>2253620
being a supplier is asking for trouble so no one but myself when i want some. very small amounts at a time, 35 dollars or under
34208d No.2253622
living near detroit where caring several grams recreationally is legal helps lax the stress for casual smokers, what they dont want is for people to make money off of it, it would take too many productive members out of society and the economy would undergo a partial collapse
34208d No.2253623
ccfd55 No.2253624
>>2253621
so what did you mean about the freeloaders?
and yeah i like having it decriminalized here. you can walk around with up to 21 grams here.
ac091c No.2253625
>>2253620
I always want to try new stuff, but with chinese I always revert to type. It is so disgusting. Alexa, order me peking duck.
Lomein, that that noodle one?
ccfd55 No.2253626
34208d No.2253627
>>2253624
i meant im not buying any for you or anyone who asks, yes i knew you were just kidding
9fd3a5 No.2253628
>>2253622
luckily it's not meth. They throw them in for 30 years for dealing. They do half or 15 years and then their wives got find other penis and someone to take care of them and their kids.
ccfd55 No.2253629
>>2253627
lol fine be that way
b11207 No.2253631
>>2253628
is meth pyropon?
34208d No.2253632
>>2253630
cooki posted Daddy at me and then left, I want drugs too.
im pretty sure final fantasy games just turned her into a furry
9c90f3 No.2253633
>>2253632
Who the fuck is daddy?
ccfd55 No.2253634
ac091c No.2253635
>>2253626
Intriguing! Newdles :3
ac091c No.2253636
9fd3a5 No.2253637
>>2253630
methamphetamine. In the pic here, there is a fuck ton of it.
ccfd55 No.2253639
>>2253635
wanna see~?
slip into my dm's daddy
b11207 No.2253642
>>2253641
why cant these autists at least google translate the japanese they use to look "cool"
34208d No.2253643
>>2253633
i think she just thought the asriel i posted was hot
ac091c No.2253644
9c90f3 No.2253645
>>2253643
But he's like, 7.
34208d No.2253646
>>2253642
whats wrong with the writing on her backpack
34208d No.2253647
9c90f3 No.2253648
>>2253647
Still only 7. He just looks 21.
34208d No.2253649
>>2253648
like the opposite of tatsumaki
9c90f3 No.2253650
>>2253649
Why would anyone want him when they can have Asgore?
ccfd55 No.2253651
b11207 No.2253652
>>2253646
i was talking about the title but the backpack is wrong too
i think its meant to be nina but the last kana is autistic so it could be nimo
ccfd55 No.2253654
9fd3a5 No.2253655
>>2253638
posting while motorcycling... you know the rest.
ac091c No.2253656
>>2253654
whats poppin' chikken wing?
34208d No.2253658
>>2253650
truly the worst taste in daddy's
9c90f3 No.2253659
>>2253658
Wolf, Bowser, Asgore.
In that order.
ccfd55 No.2253660
>>2253656
you were sposed to slip into my dms
ac091c No.2253662
>>2253660
Oh yes, that. I was just dishing up the foods.
>the chilli casserole is a booming success.
9c90f3 No.2253663
>>2253661
Eat shit and die.
ccfd55 No.2253665
>>2253662
oooh well that makes sense.
I ordered my chinese foods
9c90f3 No.2253666
Oh and Buttertoast from Build Tiger.
ac091c No.2253667
>>2253665
Yeet and Yote!
>I dont know if I have you on DM platforms
>RIP
ccfd55 No.2253668
>>2253667
ooh i thought i had u on discord
Elmagination Station#1748
ac091c No.2253669
>>2253668
danke schon! im a terrible kepper iupperer
9c90f3 No.2253670
Scoots doesn't add me on Discord :(
ccfd55 No.2253671
>>2253669
I'm going to annoy you
ccfd55 No.2253672
>>2253670
you have to send him nudes and be a good girl
ccfd55 No.2253674
9c90f3 No.2253675
ac091c No.2253676
>>2253670
I would have to unblock you.
>>2253671
Do it
9c90f3 No.2253677
>>2253676
Fuck. I'd have to unblock you too.
ac091c No.2253678
An Impasse as the corsicans would say.
9c90f3 No.2253679
Not one I care to remove.
74501c No.2253682
sword likes your avatar btw, bad dog
28fb78 No.2253684
Man this shit fkn slaps
Almost forgot about Moonman
529c7c No.2253685
Are we bullying people into posting nudes again?
ac091c No.2253686
ccfd55 No.2253687
28fb78 No.2253689
>>2253688
Fuuuuuuuuu
That shit looks godly
ccfd55 No.2253691
>>2253689
yiss <3
it's the little hole-in-the-wall place I used to live 2 blocks down from. I get it a lot less now that it's across town :(
>>2253690
that's it? I'm disappointed.
ac091c No.2253692
>>2253688
Gimme them nudes wontons
529c7c No.2253693
>>2253691
I couldn't seriously bully you.
But I could give you a sample of my most savage bullying.
You're not very attractive and you aren't that popular.
ccfd55 No.2253694
>>2253692
the only thing i don't like about my nudes is my boobs are smol :(
529c7c No.2253695
also that one time Panda came to me drunk and trying to kill himself and I livestreamed it lmao
529c7c No.2253696
ccfd55 No.2253697
>>2253693
you can't put a foreword on the bullying cause it detracts from whatever savage message there is..
also even though that is a poor assessment I'm crying now, so thanks.
ac091c No.2253698
>>2253694
Smol boobs are nice.
But I suppose its an ego thing when it is thine own.
74501c No.2253699
>>2253683
he said hes on skype if you want to chat
>>2253685
post nudes you gay
>>2253687
if i bully you will you send chinese
>>2253688
i havent had chinese in nearly a year, gib
ccfd55 No.2253700
>>2253698
more boobs = more femininity.
that's the struggle lol
>>2253699
I think it would be cold by the time it got there lol
buy your own, plebian.
74501c No.2253701
>>2253700
from which chinese shop in the village with less than 1000 people in it?
ccfd55 No.2253702
>>2253701
not my fault you live in east bumfuck, UK
ac091c No.2253703
>>2253700
WOW, BUMFUCK UK?
ccfd55 No.2253704
>>2253703
idk. no chinese place seems kind of baron imo
like i live in a shitty northern state and there's at least ethnic food around so like what's the deal?
74501c No.2253705
>>2253702
actually im not that far from scoot atm, maybe 2 bus rides tops. might be my best bet of getting a good chinese to go into town anyway.
>>2253704
theres like 1 black family in the villiage, and an indian doctor.
74501c No.2253707
ac091c No.2253708
>>2253704
To be fair you are not wrong, my hometown has 5 chineses, 3 indians, 5 pizza shops
74501c No.2253709
ccfd55 No.2253710
>>2253708
Daddy always agrees wif me~ <3
ac091c No.2253711
>>2253710
It'llbe makin' a brat of you, I bet.
ccfd55 No.2253712
309b22 No.2253713
what the fuck is this place
it's like a fucking board being used as a skype, the hell is the point to keeping this board here and not just on a fucking skype?
how the fuck does 8chan make money
ccfd55 No.2253714
>>2253713
because meme culture
ac091c No.2253715
>>2253712
I mean, you right. You knowhow to do a daddy.
ccfd55 No.2253716
>>2253715
do a daddy
do the duggie
ccfd55 No.2253717
>when you accidentally shut f.lux off and blind urself
ac091c No.2253718
>>2253716
Do this dick
whats a flux?
ccfd55 No.2253719
>>2253718
f.lux is like a blue light filter for your computer.
post it
b41f00 No.2253720
>like a blue light filter
Is a blue light filter
ccfd55 No.2253721
there's other options too tho
ccfd55 No.2253722
i make my best shitposts when it's on darkroom mode
03b43f No.2253723
>>2253699
Tell that fuck I'm on mobile and that I never get on Skype retard needs to stop being an old man and get discord
ac091c No.2253724
>>2253719
I mean, I would. But that would ruin the Scootalooo Dick pic economy. Currently only 2 posters have that... But, I know one opf those has lost it. So. It is a precious commodity.
ccfd55 No.2253725
>>2253724
fine jeez
i didn't wanna see it anyway, baka
ac091c No.2253726
>>2253725
Like the shoes. One day. Maybe. If you are good.
ccfd55 No.2253727
>>2253726
B-but! I'm always good!
b41f00 No.2253728
>>2253721
It seems like most people end up with f.lux, tho
it would be interesting to see the blue light filter usage statistics
ccfd55 No.2253729
>>2253728
no, i mean the other display options within f.lux
ac091c No.2253730
>>2253727
Then, you'll get what you want. No pouting. :3
74501c No.2253731
>>2253713
ur mum lmao
>>2253723
p sure hes got discord
ccfd55 No.2253732
>>2253730
No pouting^^
wyd?
28fb78 No.2253733
>>2253713
get a load of this nerd
ccfd55 No.2253734
better to be a nerd than a weeb
fcdf3f No.2253735
ccfd55 No.2253737
03b43f No.2253738
>>2253731
Tell him to send it to me on skype
a1bdaf No.2253740
Had my review. My psychatrist said I shouldn't drink two cans of cider/lager every night and should stop going to bed if I got fuck all to do.
So now I'm drinking tea. ;w;
ac091c No.2253742
>>2253732
Watching sport, might grab a drank, feeling tired and frisky. Weird.
Yourself? Done with eats?
ac091c No.2253743
>>2253740
I could have told you that.
ccfd55 No.2253744
>>2253742
sounds cozy^^
for now. finishing up my soup and saving the rest for later or tomorrow's lunch. Lotsa leftovers x_x
ccfd55 No.2253745
shrinks are overpaid common sense dispensers.
ac091c No.2253746
>>2253744
Those are the best takeaway meals though. Make the money go further.
ac091c No.2253747
Buy 12 Rules for Life by JBP
a1bdaf No.2253748
>>2253743
Yeah, but would I have listened?
ccfd55 No.2253749
>>2253746
that's why i really don't mind "splurging" on chinese food. It lasts me like 4 days
74501c No.2253750
>>2253738
Swordy#5735
he said to just post it
>>2253740
is it a good brew at least?
>>2253747
this but the nicomachian ethics instead
a1bdaf No.2253751
>>2253750
Yeah, it's chai so it's a litlle S P I C Y
9fd3a5 No.2253752
Dammit cooki
You always come and go so fast
We almost had the train ready to go too.
ccfd55 No.2253753
maybe if you weren't so creepy she'd stay longer
ac091c No.2253754
>>2253749
i like splurging IYKWIM
>I made an unnecessary ourchase earlier
ccfd55 No.2253755
>>2253754
mmn i wonder if it's tasty
What did you buy?
I'm about to go on another credit card spree if I get too bored.
ac091c No.2253756
>>2253755
A new microphone because Ive more money than sense. That and I had a refund on something so thought "le fukk it".
whatcha on the look out for?
well, kinda, even if I say so myself
ccfd55 No.2253757
>>2253756
idk!
Either an arduino setup or maybe one of those thinkpad music-y thingies
a1bdaf No.2253758
Gonna run a bath, toying with the idea of going to bed early.
ac091c No.2253759
>>2253757
what on this planet is an arduino? armadillo?
ccfd55 No.2253760
>>2253759
it's like a hobbyist circuit to build robots
ac091c No.2253761
>>2253760
drones? remote control cars? fuckbots?
ccfd55 No.2253762
>>2253761
Well, you could make a drone with one, but it's probably a lot better, cheaper, and safer to use the actual flight controllers instead of trying to program it from scratch.
I just wanna make silly robots from time to time.
I'm sure you could hook up an onahole to an oscillator tho forsure.
ac091c No.2253763
>>2253762
you niggas have robot wars there? All I would do is build robot wars robots... Matilda or sir killalot it. YEEET
0fb764 No.2253764
>>2253761
Someone tried to open a robot brothel in Houston and everyone freaked out. Counties across the state are now going over their laws with a microscope to ensure there are no loopholes allowing such a thing. It's kinda funny.
ac091c No.2253765
>>2253764
But the question arises, how does one get an Elma/Sabrina sex robot? Must I go to the Aark Internets all the time?
ac091c No.2253766
ccfd55 No.2253767
>>2253763
They tried bringing that back a few years ago but it kinda flopped iirc.
>>2253764
Three things:
<It's amazing how vanilla lawmakers are
<It's amazing how little progression there is socially
<It's amazing lawmakers' priorities.
ac091c No.2253768
>>2253767
Yeah, was pretty fukken lame. But childhood was nostalgia for when it was glorious. Now we got them robot wars in Syria.
ccfd55 No.2253769
>>2253768
I liked the lego robots kits.
Like irl war? I don't follow news cause it's depressing.
9fd3a5 No.2253770
>>2253764
texas: freedom! except to do what conservatives dont' want you do.
Do they do house to house searches to make sure anal sex doesn't happen?
ac091c No.2253771
>>2253769
Mostly alluding to drones. Do believe Iran was a big innovator in that field, unmanned drones etc.
And I never into the lego kits. makes me hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, missed out big style.
ccfd55 No.2253772
>>2253771
ooh. i prefer quadcopters over armed drones any day. way more fun but still potentially destructive.
a1bdaf No.2253773
Back from a bath, all my sins are now cleansed.
Time to get dirty again.
ccfd55 No.2253774
the cleaner you are the dirtier you can become
ac091c No.2253775
>>2253772
Speaking of quadcopters... When the fuck are amazon gonna hurry the heck up with drone deliveries... I want my NUGGIES WITHIN AN HOUR.
ac091c No.2253776
Makes you think, if priests can bless water... Then every bath they have trully cleans away their sins. The Molesters are gonna end up behind them pearly gates.
0fb764 No.2253777
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2253765
The tech hasn't come that far yet. You get this.
>
>>2253767
They're all vanilla until they're caught having kinky affairs or molesting their staffers. It's pretty pathetic.
74501c No.2253778
>>2253751
nice
>>2253758
seems the bf is doing the same
>>2253773
tiddies
ccfd55 No.2253779
>>2253777
That's the exact hypocrisy I was getting at lol
"I like beer, okay." what a shit-show
0fb764 No.2253780
>>2253779
Who doesn't like havin' a few beers with Squi and Donkey Dong Doug?
ac091c No.2253781
>>2253777
I suppose I should count myself lucky -crifais-
ccfd55 No.2253782
>>2253780
And Maury. OH Maury.
ccfd55 No.2253783
do you like beer, senator?
a1bdaf No.2253784
>>2253774
I will truly be a creature of absolute filth. I will marinade in my own disgusting mire.
>>2253776
Jesus forgave General Butt Naked. It seems like anybody can go to heaven nowadays.
>>2253778
Yeah, makes a good change from beer. And hope you sleep well with your bf tonight, and plus tiddies are always good.
ac091c No.2253785
I DO NOT EVER DRINK
NEVER HAVE I EVER BLACKED OUT
A DEVILS TRIANGLE? THATS NOT SEXUAL
74501c No.2253786
>>2253784
im sure i will, probably not before an hour or so of chit chat and cuddling tho
tempted to get another ginger and brandy drink, kinda wanna be tipsy when we cuddle
0fb764 No.2253787
>>2253783
DO YOU?
That actually made me lol.
Even if he's innocent, that's not exactly the caliber response you expect from a SCOTUS justice.
>>2253781
Inside that bulky bot is a gooey warm center you can love and ejaculate into.
86c88a No.2253788
ask a guy that tore his calf muscle and has to walk around with a cane for like a month anything
ac091c No.2253789
>>2253787
Something utterly repulsive about that statement.
74501c No.2253790
>>2253788
how big are your calves?
ac091c No.2253791
a1bdaf No.2253792
>>2253786
Do it, drink in my stead. I can't be a pisshead anymore so someone has to take up my mantle as town drunk.
0fb764 No.2253793
>>2253788
Do you like beer?
But seriously, I'm sorry to hear that. What'd ya do?
>>2253789
Bweh heh heeeeeh. >:3
86c88a No.2253794
>>2253790
not very.. its all lean muscle
>>2253791
over exertion due to exercise and my being an idiot
74501c No.2253795
>>2253792
i might wanna take things easy at some point, ive been drinking a fair bit lately, at least by my standards.
a1bdaf No.2253796
>>2253788
Had to google which one is the calf muscle. Looks fucking painful, sorry that you're a cripple now. How the hell you tore your calf muscle?
86c88a No.2253797
>>2253793
are you kidding?
I FUKKEN LOVE BEER
i pushed too hard on it tryna work it
529c7c No.2253798
>>2253697
Literally how?
>>2253699
Pretty sure you've seen my dick.
86c88a No.2253799
>>2253796
my doc says its all good tho coz like the muscle will just grow stronger, so theres that
74501c No.2253800
86c88a No.2253801
...so like now i legit have a cane i can shake angrily at you whippersnappers
get off my lawn
ac091c No.2253802
>>2253793
Fukken thot, tomorrow is October 3rd.
529c7c No.2253803
>>2253800
Balls are in your court now.
ccfd55 No.2253804
>>2253785
did you see when that guy called in to cnn to say what a devil's triangle was and the guy just hangs up.
>>2253787
that's how I'm looking at it. Like that guy shouldn't be a judge at all whether he diddled the psychologist or not.
>>2253798
which part?
where'd you go?
74501c No.2253805
>>2253803
balls belong on the face tbh
63231f No.2253806
ac091c No.2253807
>>2253804
I did not, was it the shit? xD
529c7c No.2253808
>>2253804
How are you crying? That was just a sample it wasn't even directed at you in particular. You could say it to anyone. It's just a slightly more polite way of saying the most basic grade school "You're ugly and nobody likes you".
Went out of town to a private pool to chill and go hang out at a cat cafe. Was nais.
>>2253805
Thats gay
74501c No.2253809
>>2253808
ur gay
my bavarian bar wench dress shipment got cancelled and i had to cancel the fucking order manually today :/
ccfd55 No.2253810
>>2253807
it's p lulzy
>>2253808
I wasn't really crying lol
ooh a cat cafe? don't your allergies go crazy?
i wouldn't wanna stare at a buncha buttholes while I eat tbh
a1bdaf No.2253811
>>2253795
Well yeah, the hardcore life can destroy a soul.
Yeah, I got an ITQ course to do tomorrow, so there's that. It's so damn boring though. It's all 'Look at booklet, type type type, look at booklet, type type type.'
>>2253799
Does that mean you're gonna have a THICC calf? Where did you get the cane? Did they just give you one?
86c88a No.2253812
>>2253811
they just pulled one out the back... iunno like they have a shit ton on hand
529c7c No.2253813
>>2253809
Gosh how awful that you aren't able to engage in your degenerate homosexual white nationalist power fantasy. 100% Pure Bavarian Disappointment Type.
>>2253810
I don't have cat allergies.
Why would you stare at buttholes?
I mean besides browsing porn on your phone.
Or your own nudes. idk how you freak. No shame.
ccfd55 No.2253814
>>2253813
no, like. cats in a restaurant seems gross
74501c No.2253815
>>2253811
that there hardcore 2 drinks every other night
sucks to be you faget, but at least it isnt 3 hours to cover 4 pages of health and safety. 2 pages on asbestos in 1.5 hours...
i got all workshop tomorrow. i even have my own screwdriver i can take in so im not totally fucked when the 3 good screwdrivers in the entire tool store get taken before i can get to them.
ac091c No.2253816
>>2253810
Murrica at its finest.
0fb764 No.2253817
>>2253804
I felt so gross watching that entire hearing. I think we all should have felt gross. But instead, most of my co-workers were cheering or booing either person depending on their party affiliation, as if it's all some sort of fantasy sport.
We either watched a woman dragged into the spotlight to relive the most horrific experience of her life on national television and be mocked and ridiculed for it, or we watched an innocent man have a meltdown as he reputation and career were sunk.
It was all just gross.
>>2253802
Lindsay Lohan is celebrating by punching a Syrian mother in the face and trying to steal her kids.
>>2253797
We're gettin' old, Mr. Sama. We can't push ourselves as much anymore.
74501c No.2253818
>>2253813
i just wanna be a boy beer slut in my spare time, is that so wrong?
529c7c No.2253819
>>2253814
Doesn't seem all that different from having cats in your home tbh.
>>2253818
qt pls your butthol isn't even that loose.
86c88a No.2253820
>>2253817
doc says i need 10,000 steps a day... under 4 miles right?
so... i do that shit and fuck myself in the process. good times
529c7c No.2253821
ac091c No.2253822
>>2253817
Fukken hope she YEETs that fucker back to Bashar.
74501c No.2253823
>>2253819
aint nobody filling my ass in the middle of a pub, not unless im trashed and being really worked up by someone i like.
a1bdaf No.2253824
>>2253812
Well. whoop whoop, free cane to smack asses with.
>>2253815
I remember I used to be able to drink a crate of lager pretty quickly, those days are behind me now.
That sounds mind boggling boring, especially the asbestos stuff.
I wish you luck on the workshop.
86c88a No.2253825
dont worry tho sabs... even in my lame state i can still properly do lewd things in your butt.
529c7c No.2253826
>>2253823
>actually going out in public dressed like that
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
63231f No.2253827
i must go now. it was nice talking to everyone!
ccfd55 No.2253828
>>2253817
I completely agree.
And that's a good (and depressing) analogy. People think that none of this will affect them in the least but these scumbags have been setting precedents and they're not good ones.
>>2253819
I wouldn't have cats in my home.
63231f No.2253829
>>2253825
thats a good episode of house btw
86c88a No.2253830
>>2253824
ive avoided the temptation to thonk folks in the dome a few times today already...
86c88a No.2253831
>>2253829
i am become house nao... gief vicodin plox
74501c No.2253832
>>2253824
lager is gay tbh, you should be glad of it.
the asbestos isnt the bad part, its the spending half the lesson waiting to fucking get on with it. we could have this entire book done in 2 lessons of work if we actually cracked on with it. but no, i have to read and listen to kids talk about fifa and fortnite instead.
u2 oniifam
>>2253826
i mean, maybe if its really late and nobodys around. being embarrassed is fun.
529c7c No.2253833
>>2253828
Same here.
I don't care for most cats, but some are nice.
>>2253832
I'm embarrassed to know you and it's not fun lol.
74501c No.2253834
>>2253833
dont worry, its not something i actually do. im just terrible at handling my drink and easily excited after a couple.
besides, im prudish as fuck irl.
86c88a No.2253835
>can i get something for pain
naw fam because opioid epidemic
>what the fuck then what
aqua therapy
>thatll fukken fixer
74501c No.2253837
legalise opium dens
>>2253836
which one?
0fb764 No.2253838
>>2253820
Poor dear. We should both get into swimming. Low-impact, good calorie burner. I keep meaning too, but I have a slight fear of public pools.
>>2253822
Go all Mean Girl on her.
>>2253828
It's time to start a new island nation. With blackjack. And robot hookers.
>>2253821
♥
>>2253825
I don't have a butt. I dispose of waste via a small exhaust port at the back of my neck.
a1bdaf No.2253839
>>2253830
You should work on your pimp walk now. I can't imagine an old and cranky Anon Sama.
>>2253832
Yeah, lager is pretty gay. I prefer cider nowadays, in fact I don't drink to get drunk anymore.
Sorry about them kids who are dragging you back. If I do become a uni tutor I'll give you some free academic learning.
ccfd55 No.2253840
86c88a No.2253841
>>2253838
i got a ymca membershit so like laps in the pool all day yeh
and a list of other juicy holes pls
529c7c No.2253842
>>2253837
You being a prude.
>>2253838
♥
0fb764 No.2253843
>>2253840
The People's Republic of Squi!
86c88a No.2253844
>>2253839
i got like a natural swagger going... its pretty hot when i almost loose balance and get close to falling out, its amazing
and bro... I AM OLD AND CRANKY
ac091c No.2253845
>>2253838
Going to fukken eat 30 toaster strudels.
74501c No.2253846
>>2253839
i like my drinks flavourful tbh
ouch, i guess i should count my blessings getting tipsy easily
just, if you get a class full of kids who wont behave, do your job and kick their asses til they into responsibility and shit bls
>>2253842
im a prude right up until about the third rum and coke tbh, which i think ill have just so i can enjoy being clingy tbh.
what makes you say that anyway?
86c88a No.2253847
*walk walk
*minor harlem shake
*walk walk
*minor harlem shake
ccfd55 No.2253848
HOW DO YOU DO TRACK 66 OMG
0fb764 No.2253849
>>2253841
I actually only have the one hole. The rest of me is just a round, seamless ball of flesh. Every day I exist is torment.
>>2253842
Are you happy it's the spookiest month of the year?
>>2253845
The trick is to eat 'em plain until you get to the last one in the box, then put ALL the frosting packets on that one!
ac091c No.2253850
I, too, remember the harlem shake. To be young again.
86c88a No.2253851
...im visualizing the penetrative uses for the opposite and of it
hot...
>>2253849
but there IS a hole
a1bdaf No.2253852
>>2253844
Hope you get well soon.
And I never knew.
>>2253846
I like my drinks to be sweet.
And I envy you can get tipsy easily.
What I meant was I don;t drink to get drunk, but to chill out.
I wanna start teaching adults, kids sorta scare me tbh.
ac091c No.2253853
>>2253849
But, what flava?
86c88a No.2253854
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2253848
very carefully buhdum tshhh
>>2253850
obligatory reposting of awesomeness
86c88a No.2253855
>>2253852
its a thing when you get like ancient AF
and your neck falls through your ass
0fb764 No.2253856
>>2253851
*sigh*
>>2253853
There is no right or wrong answer.
But the right answer is strawberry.
74501c No.2253857
ew
>>2253852
sweet drinks are nice, but even well spiced ones are nice to drink.
probably helps ive got no fucking muscle mass tbh, at some point ill need to sort that out
understandable, personally drink never makes me chill in any sense besides the sleepy kind but if it works for you it works for you
im reminded of a certain song by the gayest band to ever exist, placebo. teaching adults is certainly a step up for sure, but i wouldnt overestimate the maturity of 16-18 year olds.
86c88a No.2253858
>>2253856
ok fine
ill quit sexually harassing you.... today
74501c No.2253859
strawberry is the gayest fruit, and bananas vaguely resemble a penis
ac091c No.2253860
>>2253856
Solid and safe answer.
dilly dilly, I agree
Better than anything LEMON flavoured!
74501c No.2253861
that last point was probably superfluous but oh well
86c88a No.2253862
and some other fruits vaguely resemble herpes
74501c No.2253863
>>2253860
>Better than anything LEMON flavoured!
fucking fite me
74501c No.2253864
ccfd55 No.2253865
qt just sucks on wetnaps and calls it a night
86c88a No.2253866
ac091c No.2253867
>>2253863
Lemon is the WORST flavour. FUCKING META THIS!!!!!!!!!
74501c No.2253868
hardly, the bf keeps a good stock of booze
86c88a No.2253869
tbh tho some lagers are quite tasty
point of fact: the IPA is for the basic among us
0fb764 No.2253870
>>2253858
I'm just trying to imagine you rolling a big ball of flesh into a room and desperately going at the one hole. lol
>>2253860
86c88a No.2253871
>>2253870
i am literally not above this sort of thing
86c88a No.2253873
but i promised to behave, so like
here i am
damn behaving
ccfd55 No.2253875
THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE A LINK
I SWEAR I'M NOT BANDWAGON SEXUALLY HARASSING YOU SABS ♥
ac091c No.2253876
>>2253874
>>2253875
bUT, WHAT IF SABRINA WANTS TO LIVE IN CUM?
86c88a No.2253877
would legit tag team sabs with maddy
86c88a No.2253878
its not gay if they identify as girls right?
0fb764 No.2253879
>>2253871
You're killin' me, Samas. :P
>>2253878
It's only gay with the lights on.
>>2253872
>>2253875
You can sexually harass me any time, Maddie.
ac091c No.2253880
It is 2018.
Year of the fridge + 6
Does it really matter if it is gay or not anymore?
ac091c No.2253883
86c88a No.2253884
>>2253879
i get THAT reaction ALOT
so like what about strobe lights and disco balls?
74501c No.2253885
>>2253867
i like tasting and smelling lemon things, and i find guys tend to be the same
>>2253874
same
86c88a No.2253886
BASS PUMPING
DO COKE
DANCE HARD TECHNO
UNST UNST UNST UNST
ac091c No.2253887
0fb764 No.2253889
>>2253882
Gaawwwww, I'm trying to remember which show it was that had a van with "RAPE VAN" spray painted on it, so the guy added a G and started selling grapes.
>>2253883
>>2253884
I guess the percentage of the gayness depends upon the frequency of the strobe.
f37c9a No.2253890
>>2253886
[some boomer mem]
86c88a No.2253892
>>2253889
im guessing like a frame by frame interval
86c88a No.2253893
a1bdaf No.2253895
>>2253857
Used to like spiced rum.
Yeah, wanna be a uni tutor. I'm sure I#ll see some retards in school.
0fb764 No.2253896
>>2253891
With extra frosting!
>>2253892
52.6% gay.
f37c9a No.2253897
>>2253893
the latest in cancerous image macros, apparently everyone my age and older are boomers now.
86c88a No.2253898
about to have booze delivered to my house because
'murica
ac091c No.2253899
>>2253896
ONLY on the last one... It is pink tomorrow.
86c88a No.2253900
>>2253896
its a fair and acceptable percentage...
>>2253897
oh, so youve been upgraded from millenials to boomers?
fuck i can feel the entitlement raising
06ce1c No.2253901
>>2253894
^^
How's your electrician training going?
9a619b No.2253902
>>2253888
♥
always~ ^_^
>>2253887
*hugs*
f37c9a No.2253903
>>2253895
spiced rum is nice, but not tonight for me. just brandy and ginger sippies because i havent had any in a year.
first years are cancer, they also tend to be autists or buttslutts.
>>2253898
lucky faget
ccfd55 No.2253904
>qt
>calling anyone else an autist
86c88a No.2253905
>>2253903
lol its like ordering a pizza pie, they dont even charge for delivery
think ill order some lager this time
0fb764 No.2253906
>>2253898
HEB delivers beer and wine now. I haven't tried it yet.
>>2253899
Yesterday was Columbus day. I forgot to steal someone's land!
ac091c No.2253907
ac091c No.2253908
>>2253906
And give them measels
86c88a No.2253909
>>2253906
its amazing... like a community service too
make all the drunkards stay in the safety of their booze house. MAXIMUM SAFETY ACHIEVED
we can get fucking lit and just sit on our asses yo
'MURICA
ccfd55 No.2253910
We also have drive thru liquor stores, so... idk
f37c9a No.2253911
>>2253900
were all boomers now it seems. im glad i too enjoyed the times of easy jobs and fuck all technology.
>>2253901
p decent, but slow and hampered by exceedingly worn tools. the fuckers have managed to wear out a fucking pipe conduit threader. aah well, 5 months tops and ill be out.
>>2253904
im a reformed autist, i only make a total ass of myself every couple of weeks
>>2253905
i need that level of freedom in my life tbh. costs me £3 just to order large grocery deliveries.
9a619b No.2253912
>>2253907
for some reason i thought halloween was on the 30th of september
86c88a No.2253913
its nice when i drop the subject of invading sabs juicy hole they get a little more chatty
ac091c No.2253914
DRIVE THRU ALCOHOL STORES?
Couldnt see what would go wrong
ac091c No.2253915
>>2253912
xD
canadian halloween
:ok:
ccfd55 No.2253916
>>2253911
like when you try to cook pizza~?
>>2253914
Right?
'Murrica.
"B-but drunk drivers pay for the roads!"
86c88a No.2253917
>>2253911
soon enough long assembly lines will snake through the streets aimed directly at our face holes
ac091c No.2253918
>>2253916
SOUNDS LIKE TAX!!!
JEFFERSON WOULDNT LIKE THAT!
HE HATES ROADS!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
0fb764 No.2253919
>>2253908
>>2253909
>>2253910
We had one back home called The Thirsty Goat. :3
>>2253912
Please tell me you went trick-or-treating. That'd be adorable.
86c88a No.2253920
>>2253914
we had one of those... some faggot drove drunk into it... hit a structural support
bam! bulldozed 3 months later
ccfd55 No.2253921
>>2253918
BACK IN MY DAY WE RODE OUR HORSE AND BUGGIES THROUGH THE SWEEPING FIELDS UPHILL BOTHWAYS
ccfd55 No.2253922
>>2253919
Goats are so adorable.
A drunk goat would be terrifying tho.
ac091c No.2253923
>>2253919
Fuck em, god make em weak
>>2253921
it isnt in the constitution so ITS UNAMERICAN
86c88a No.2253924
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2253919
and another obligatory repost
06ce1c No.2253925
>>2253911
Is that piece so expensive that it's difficult to replace?
ccfd55 No.2253926
>>2253923
I wonder how many Americans have even read the constitution.
a1bdaf No.2253927
>>2253903
Never had brandy, let alone with ginger.
Yeah, I can imagine, all of them hungover and not giving a shit because first year is only 10% of the grade.
ac091c No.2253928
>>2253926
Depends... what communist is teaching them to do such an ungodly thing
86c88a No.2253929
i wonder how many americans have even read the Magna Carta
0fb764 No.2253930
>>2253922
Baby goats are second only to ducks in cuteness.
>>2253923
If only someone had spilled ink on the Bill of Rights, we might have the right to beer arms!
>>2253925
>>2253924
I skipped school to see that opening day with friends. I still remember the first time hearing that song and giggling like an idiot. :3
c11d0b No.2253931
ccfd55 No.2253933
Daddy's making me finish my errands with a plug in.
c11d0b No.2253934
>>2253932
I'm Irish. Proudly neutral.
f37c9a No.2253935
>>2253916
yes, exactly like that
also the whole AI thing
also everything
pls help
>>2253917
lewd
>>2253925
no, its just the college hasnt yet, because why replace a tool that fucks the materials youre working with when you can just leave it on the shelf?
>>2253927
scoob recommended it, shits delicious.
if its even graded. tbh its not the drinking you need to worry about from them, its the autism induced neetdom. also 18 year olds are retarded.
>>2253929
ngl i havent
>>2253931
ur sexuality is a mistake
86c88a No.2253936
Reagan enabled all you american cucks to be falsely self entitled
'MURICA
FUCK YEA
>>2253930
lol i pirated it and watched i before the official release date because it was already out in th UK
...and i didnt seed the torrent
f37c9a No.2253937
>>2253933
post plug
i need a good one tbh
ac091c No.2253938
>>2253930
RIGHT TO BEER ARMS! AND ALL HILLARY WANTS TO DO IS BEGHAZI MY PROFIT MARGINS!!!!!
>>2253933
sUCH A SCAMP AND A CAD!
a1bdaf No.2253940
>>2253935
Looking forward to flunking all those autists.
ac091c No.2253941
FORGETTING THE TIMEY OLD TRADITION OF AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM
c11d0b No.2253942
I upgraded my plug from beginner's to medium and now it doesn't fit and i have a complex
0fb764 No.2253944
>>2253934
Aw. Yer s'posed to say, "And we saved your asses in World War III." :P
>>2253936
Naughty!
>>2253938
Root to Beer Floats
ccfd55 No.2253945
>>2253937
it's just a small one for adventures.
06ce1c No.2253946
>>2253930
I'm gonna appease you one more time just 'cause clowns are creepy
ac091c No.2253947
ac091c No.2253948
529c7c No.2253949
>Irish
Feels good to be non-white
b41f00 No.2253950
>wearing a plug when told
Someone's being good
86c88a No.2253951
c11d0b No.2253953
>>2253944
I didn't know. We didn't have Simpsons. I'm Spanish.