c8afd1 No.2241702
ONLY FRESH THREADS WILL DO.
872798 No.2241703
>>2241692
Yes. You want to fuck me, don't deny it~
>>2241695
I don't lust for that kind of meat though
6c6086 No.2241704
>>2241695
not that deep tbh
c8afd1 No.2241705
Even though there's a ton of unused threads around on the board.
22e462 No.2241706
>>2241705
Yes, but they don't have witty OPs so they aren't worth posting in.
cb91a1 No.2241707
time to spend money on driving license and plates
c8afd1 No.2241708
GJ Luka.
>>2241706
This actually is one of the recycled ones. Just noticed.
22e462 No.2241709
>>2241708
I just follow the links.
I've made like 2 threads here.
e1db96 No.2241710
>>2241703
Yeah but it ain't 'wishful'.
>>2241705
fuck reusing threads
872798 No.2241711
>>2241710
Yes it is. The idea of being fucked doesn't sit well with me
6c6086 No.2241713
Smooth icecream is the best, unless its moose tracks or cookie dough chunks are just for hipsets
6c6086 No.2241714
e1db96 No.2241715
>>2241711
Yeah but you'd still let me do it.
c8afd1 No.2241716
>>2241710
You're posting in one now!
>>2241709
So have I, but I've also linked to old ones, or made a better link if the person who did it did it really poorly.
33f6c3 No.2241717
>>2241696
The first time i gave my cat a toy with catnip, it started doing gator rolls with it.
e1db96 No.2241718
>>2241716
mildly fuck them, not enough to boycott them and go fucking sit in a thread by myself
872798 No.2241719
>>2241715
Depends on the hole
c8afd1 No.2241720
>>2241718
Fair enough, why do you mind 'em though?
c8afd1 No.2241722
e1db96 No.2241723
>>2241719
I mean ain't gonna object to any hole in particular.
872798 No.2241724
>>2241721
shh
>>2241722
Goddamn fetishes
>>2241723
Yeah, would be.
>sample
ew
e1db96 No.2241725
e1db96 No.2241727
>>2241724
yeah would be what?
22e462 No.2241728
>>2241716
I'm just lazy as shit.
54124d No.2241730
22e462 No.2241732
e1db96 No.2241733
e1db96 No.2241734
fuck it's two **'s, right
I'm retarded
872798 No.2241735
>>2241727
oh, you wouldn't complain? I thought you meant I wouldn't, cause I would.
But that's fine
e1db96 No.2241736
54124d No.2241738
c8afd1 No.2241739
>>2241724
Ooh, I'm just surprised you'd admit that much, now.
And now slightly curious, honestly, but don't mind that.
>>2241728
Fair enough. I don't really mind doing stuff like that. Everything to alleviate the boredom.
>>2241725
What about it? I mean it's not like it's immensely purposeful, but it's as good as anything.
c8afd1 No.2241740
e1db96 No.2241741
>>2241737
damn that's a fine hu
>>2241738
Wow Test, thanks for linking me twice in a row!
>>2241739
fuk u that's what
8a9617 No.2241742
>>2241686 (BD)
Doctor is trying to put me on a fancy diet thing. Ketogenic, no carbs.
6c6086 No.2241743
>>2241742
yea well, thats how it goes sometimes, good luck man, you want to be healthy for sure
c8afd1 No.2241744
7d6c0c No.2241745
>>2241724
this is now a hu thread
>>2241726
who are you btw
872798 No.2241746
>>2241739
Curious about what?
>>2241741
Aww
872798 No.2241748
>>2241745
Nah, that'd be a bad thread
6cce3b No.2241749
e1db96 No.2241750
>>2241744
Hi fortunie cookie how are you on this fine day
>>2241746
lol u gay tho
54124d No.2241751
>>2241749
A little bit of Monika in my life
6cce3b No.2241752
>>2241751
Ladies and mentlegen
698a5d No.2241753
just had a nice erp session with subtle
e1db96 No.2241755
>>2241754
You would suck my dick at a moments notice you gigantic cumguzzling faggot
8a9617 No.2241756
>>2241743
My family is dumb and is going to do it with me apparently.
Mom says she just doesn't want to have to make two meals, though I do most of the cooking anyway these days.
Good news is now I can talk them into getting more fish. We never bother buying fish and I love fish.
d1a6cf No.2241757
e1db96 No.2241758
>>2241753
how do I do this myself, please provide a tutorial
d1a6cf No.2241759
>>2241717
cat sweat sensory glands and chemical compounds in catnip plants
c8afd1 No.2241761
>>2241746
Well, which hole, but I just realized there's not a lot of options here.
>>2241750
This creeps me out somewhat.
I'd hate not to answer if you're actually asking, but you're not, right?
>>2241753
gj
6cce3b No.2241762
e1db96 No.2241763
>>2241761
Answer the fucking question forty
c8afd1 No.2241764
>>2241763
Fine. I'm in a lot of pain today. It'll pass and I'll be fine by the end of it. Happens a lot.
How you?
6cce3b No.2241765
872798 No.2241766
>>2241755
That depends on the owner of said dick.
>>2241761
Mouth best
33f6c3 No.2241767
>>2241759
almost all of them love it. not so much my cat anymore.
e1db96 No.2241768
>>2241764
poor u
whymst the pain?
idk I'm vaguely bored but not not crippling so
my emotions currently are just that and booze
e1db96 No.2241769
>>2241766
Good thing the owner of the dick was mentioned in that sentence you cockmuncher~
d1a6cf No.2241770
>>2241767
maybe she got used to it
33f6c3 No.2241772
>>2241770
unfortunately it didn't take her too long.
e1db96 No.2241773
>>2241771
No, it definitely was. And the outcome is pretty certain too.
c8afd1 No.2241774
>>2241766
Yeah, figured. I don't know why I was questioning it, or why I'm curious in the first place.
>>2241768
Without getting into too much detail: chronic illness causes more pain on some days than other, always cyclical. Meaning I'll hurt a lot today and MAYBE tomorrow, then be fine for a few days, then slowly build up more discomfort again until it's back to where we are.
Does booze help cancel out bored?
e1db96 No.2241776
>>2241774
sounds shit
rip u
only with the addition of music I guess
not 100% though
872798 No.2241777
>>2241773
The only thing certain, is that it's not happening. The world is way too big
>>2241774
Probably cause you're a fag
e1db96 No.2241778
>>2241777
I'll wind up in europe one day.
c8afd1 No.2241779
>>2241776
Indeed.
Fair enough. I won't drink without someone to talk to (vocally), and none of my friends drink either, so I have little experience.
>>2241777
Shit.
Is it too late to say 'no homo'?
872798 No.2241780
>>2241778
I doubt it~
>>2241779
Yep, way too late
e1db96 No.2241781
>>2241779
Talk to me and drink, fortu-chan
>>2241780
It is an eventuality, for one reason or another.
d1a6cf No.2241782
>>2241772
what will she do next?
d1a6cf No.2241783
33f6c3 No.2241784
>>2241782
kittens. She tried to bring them in the house. Can't have a bunch of animals here. Had to make her take them back to wherever she's keeping them.
6cce3b No.2241785
c8afd1 No.2241786
>>2241780
Goddamnit.
What do I do now?
>>2241781
I've not gotten any alcohol around. Been meaning to get some in case of a good TC happening.
Which is unlikely enough to not feel really motivated.
872798 No.2241787
>>2241781
How come? Do you really wanna visit that badly?
>>2241786
Learn to live with it I guess. Or ignore your desires and find a grill
e1db96 No.2241788
6c6086 No.2241789
>>2241756
Get some Orange Roughie, that's some good fish right there, nice ocean fish to bake and put butter on
6cce3b No.2241790
e1db96 No.2241791
>>2241787
I have various reasons to want to visit europe in general.
Not the least of which the fucking climate of northern europe
6cce3b No.2241792
Revive TCs so teat can screech at THOTs
6cce3b No.2241793
872798 No.2241794
>>2241791
Europe sucks though.
Although I'm sure everybody says the same about their own country. Or most, anyway
e1db96 No.2241795
>>2241794
nah mate aus is great its just too fucking hot I want somewhere nice and cold
c8afd1 No.2241796
>>2241788
I like 'em, depending who's around.
>>2241787
>ignore your desires and find a grill
You're on to something here.
e1db96 No.2241797
>>2241796
video chat is hella gay
I just want to meme at people on the inteernet
c8afd1 No.2241798
>>2241797
Conversations here are too slow for me. DM's are better, talking is best.
And I like to laugh with people and stuff.
8a9617 No.2241799
>>2241789
Never heard of that one. We have lots of fresh salmon, trout, and pollock where I live.
872798 No.2241800
>>2241795
The summer here was relatively hot, although that only happens like once every tenth year or so. Usually it never surpasses 20C, and it rains a lot.
And winters are cold as hell. Don't want to come here
>>2241796
So go get the girl~
e1db96 No.2241801
>>2241798
yeah you can do that with normal voice chats though
tfw you'll never dm whoever you are
why even live tbh????
e1db96 No.2241802
>>2241800
literally perfect~<3
let me marry your climate
c8afd1 No.2241803
>>2241800
I have my reasons not to. Not all of them GOOD reasons, but some are.
>Usually it never surpasses 20C
>And winters are cold as hell.
How the fuck are our climates THAT different?
>>2241801
Oh yeah, for sure. Normal Voice chats are about as fine to me.
>tfw you'll never dm whoever you are
Wha
e1db96 No.2241805
>>2241803
>tfw you'll never dm [you]
I didn't use your name because your name is dum whomst the fuck call themselves that
the only short term is 'fort' or other diminutives based on it which feel wrong idk
d1a6cf No.2241806
>>2241784
i hope theyre okay
>>2241785
:)
e1db96 No.2241807
>>2241804
Hi test how are you
d1a6cf No.2241808
6c6086 No.2241809
>>2241799
its an ocean fish so it only comes from the ocean, just look for it next time you are at the super market and see if they have it, tis worth the effort
872798 No.2241810
>>2241802
But it's shit!
And on Monday, we'll get 30m/s strong winds with gusts faster than that, and we'll get 25mm rain in a few hours too.
And that's usual September weather
>>2241803
I have no idea... We're not even that far apart
e1db96 No.2241811
>>2241810
literally perfect
like hu
54124d No.2241812
>>2241807
I'm eating and watching shitty youtube videos.
>>2241808
Well that's a given, but I'd say I'm pretty low on the asshole totem pole.
8a9617 No.2241813
>>2241809
>supermarket fish
pls I live an hour from the ocean, there are plenty of fish markets to get stuff that hasn't been frozen first.
872798 No.2241814
>>2241811
Like the weather, I'm shit
c8afd1 No.2241815
>>2241805
Aw, that's the first I've heard that.
I'm named this because I once entered it as my name and I won a tournament between friends I had no place winning.
Always was kinda unlucky in games, and that time I wasn't, so it's a charm of sorts.
I'm not known by any other name. As far as the internet goes, at least.
>>2241810
Yeah, exactly. I looked it up to make sure, too.
e1db96 No.2241816
>>2241812
Acceptable carry on
6cce3b No.2241817
6c6086 No.2241818
>>2241813
i mean alright, but i didnt hear you mention perch, at least see if anywhere around you has fresh lake perch, its easily one of the best fishes you can fry up
6cce3b No.2241819
54124d No.2241820
>>2241817
You tell 90% of people you see to kill themselves.
e1db96 No.2241821
>>2241815
i'm tiss-lic about names nt hough
c8afd1 No.2241823
e1db96 No.2241824
872798 No.2241825
>>2241815
may be due to two different seas clashing into each other at the northern tip of the country, but I dunno
e1db96 No.2241826
6cce3b No.2241827
c8afd1 No.2241828
>>2241825
Fair enough, guess that'd make a difference.
's very mild around here. Probably always warmer than Denmark, though.
>>2241824
Ah, fair enough then.
Doesn't stop me from being hurt a lil'
e1db96 No.2241829
>>2241828
wait why are you hurt
c8afd1 No.2241830
>>2241829
>your name is dum whomst the fuck call themselves that
6cce3b No.2241833
8a9617 No.2241834
>>2241818
We have lake and ocean perch, but I haven't had either in years. My favorite fish is Tuna, though I'll probably look into the cheaper fishes.
c8afd1 No.2241835
>>2241832
AHHHHHH
This is the only TC I cannot remember. It's the time I drank most.
>Click random timestamp.
>'Please forgive me I am drunk'
Infinite cringe.
33f6c3 No.2241836
>>2241833
Need more TC's with Thots and drunken Tests.
>>2241835
I have just about all of it capped.
c8afd1 No.2241837
>>2241836
I want to see as little as possible.
e1db96 No.2241838
>>2241830
ohmst
sorry
>>2241831
jk ur gay
33f6c3 No.2241839
>>2241837
I don't think it's as bad as it might sound.
c8afd1 No.2241840
>>2241838
It's fine. Honesty is fine.
54124d No.2241841
>>2241836
Delete it all.
That night never happened.
e1db96 No.2241842
>>2241840
I hope you are not taking to a serious extent my drunken complains about the ability to effectively shorten your name in an appropriate and effective maner.
6cce3b No.2241843
872798 No.2241844
>>2241838
I'm not gay. I'd just like to suck a dick
33f6c3 No.2241845
>>2241841
sometimes i feel that way too. I would have never met the cocklusting thot and everything wouldn't have happened the way it did.
c8afd1 No.2241846
>>2241839
I think it's exactly that bad or worse.
>>2241842
That too. That too.
6cce3b No.2241847
>shortening your name
>squidward
33f6c3 No.2241848
>>2241846
Maybe in some ways but after rewatching it to find webms to make of them, it was hours of a little boring to find the nice nuggets.
33f6c3 No.2241849
>>2241848
autism made me fuck that post up.
54124d No.2241850
>>2241845
I don't think anybody knows what ended up happening between you and Marie.
Like you've probably explained it to me once. I just don't remember.
e1db96 No.2241851
c8afd1 No.2241852
>>2241848
It was horrible for ME
e1db96 No.2241854
>>2241853
suck my dick faggot
>>2241846
you too
872798 No.2241855
e1db96 No.2241856
that was meant to be a general meme response of 'you too', not saying you also need to suck my dick
6cce3b No.2241857
Sticking dicks in crazy thots lmaoa
c8afd1 No.2241858
Hu x Squid
>>2241854
pls no.
33f6c3 No.2241859
>>2241850
long story short, tricked into using a free sign-up offer trip through uber on her which she destroyed by going from Orlando to zephyrhills, FL. It didn't qualify as a cheap trip so I had to pay $69. She was money hungry as fuck.
>>2241852
For you, the rest of people might have had a different experience.
Next time maybe you might be sober with coffee and remember everything in a good way.
e1db96 No.2241860
e1db96 No.2241861
>>2241858
>Hu x Squid
also this has literally happened multiple times
6cce3b No.2241862
Who the fuck unironically eats penis
e1db96 No.2241863
who the fuck unironically interacts with scoot
c8afd1 No.2241864
>>2241859
Ooh, I don't mind myself on MOST TC's.
But that one is hell for ME.
>>2241861
Ooh, it has?
>>2241860
>>2241856
Yeah yeah, I figured.
872798 No.2241865
6cce3b No.2241866
e1db96 No.2241867
>>2241864
hu was literally the first person I wound up in any sort of relationship with
73c18b No.2241868
6cce3b No.2241869
8a4c9c No.2241870
I don't have to meddle with Windows drivers \o/
Thank god for Bitbucket not nuking repos when users are deleted.
c8afd1 No.2241871
>>2241867
I had no idea at all.
When was this?
>>2241868
wow rude
e1db96 No.2241872
>>2241868
no u fukken lamo redkt scrub krill your'e are slef
e1db96 No.2241873
>>2241871
2011 in the horsefucker threads
872798 No.2241874
73c18b No.2241875
>>2241871
I mean
I'm not wrong
>>2241872
Shit you got me
>No gottem
JK fucking LMAO amateur
e1db96 No.2241876
>>2241875
oh
fuck
brb an hero
73c18b No.2241877
>>2241876
kk don't forget to make a new name and come back as a new person!
c8afd1 No.2241878
>>2241874
>>2241873
Yeah, I knew neither of ya. Was gonna say I probably didn't, but I had no idea, so how was I supposed to know?
The ship stands as is though.
>>2241875
Obviously not, but still.
6cce3b No.2241879
6cce3b No.2241880
e1db96 No.2241881
73c18b No.2241882
>>2241878
All the rude!
>>2241879
Who could have done this? It obviously wasn't scoot
73c18b No.2241883
>>2241881
Good now neither of us will be virgins
e1db96 No.2241884
>>2241883
yo thats fukken gay
6cce3b No.2241885
>>2241882
>>2241884
Who the real irish
33f6c3 No.2241886
>>2241864
Sometimes it's nice when someone is drunk cussing at everyone.
6cce3b No.2241887
e1db96 No.2241888
>>2241885
me, the australian
duh
73c18b No.2241889
>>2241884
Wouldn't it just be masturbation?
73c18b No.2241890
>>2241888
This, everyone knows this
33f6c3 No.2241891
>>2241887
slap their shit and fuck 'em in their dirty butt
e1db96 No.2241892
>>2241889
masturbation is SUPER gay
73c18b No.2241893
6cce3b No.2241894
33f6c3 No.2241895
>>2241892
Is masturbation still masturbation if you use someone's lubricated rectal sleeve for sensual enhancement?
e1db96 No.2241896
>>2241895
maybe
depends
>>2241893
yes, go fuck instead of masturbation
c8afd1 No.2241897
73c18b No.2241898
>>2241896
Is there no missing me with that gay shit???
33f6c3 No.2241900
>>2241899
Never. Someone else can do it next time.
6cce3b No.2241901
I prefer drinking and Date raping myself
872798 No.2241902
no surprise that Scoot got shit taste in whom it dates
6dc2e8 No.2241904
it's okay to poop yourself if no one is around right
6cce3b No.2241905
feaed3 No.2241906
>>2241904
Yeah just don't tell anyone
54124d No.2241907
>>2241904
You have to eat it so mommy doesn't find it and get mad.
e1db96 No.2241908
d1a6cf No.2241911
sigh... subtle forgot about me as usual
u_u
6cce3b No.2241912
>>2241911
They are a bas friend
e1db96 No.2241913
tfw you'll never forget about luka
8a4c9c No.2241914
>>2241911
What did she do to you?
e1db96 No.2241916
sigh... ikt forgot about me as usual
u_u
54124d No.2241917
e1db96 No.2241918
6cce3b No.2241919
73c18b No.2241920
e1db96 No.2241923
>>2241921
Hi I am test and I got bingo on this fine bingo chart of yours
e1db96 No.2241925
6cce3b No.2241926
6cce3b No.2241928
54124d No.2241930
Subtle is my agendered friend.
6dc2e8 No.2241931
I really want to suck a dick.
Subtle come over here.
e1db96 No.2241932
Subtle is my platonic friend
e1db96 No.2241933
6cce3b No.2241934
>the two genders
Yes, subtle and men.
8a9617 No.2241935
Subltle is my someone I don't know very well.
6cce3b No.2241938
e1db96 No.2241941
tfw subtle will never take your drunken advances as a platonic friend
why even live bros
54124d No.2241942
>>2241941
I'll be your tectonic friend.
6cce3b No.2241943
feaed3 No.2241944
>>2241941
Have you ever downed a VB long neck at 20 to 8 in the fuckin morning?
6cce3b No.2241945
e1db96 No.2241946
>>2241944
I am rapidly downing mercury hard ciders at far too rapid of a pace does that count
>>2241942
oh yes
sublimate me
6cce3b No.2241949
Wish someone would pasteurize my dick
e1db96 No.2241951
>>2241947
this image conveys literally nothing
feaed3 No.2241953
>>2241946
At nearly 6am? Jeez :3
6cce3b No.2241954
e1db96 No.2241955
>>2241953
ye
fuck it I ain't sleepin tonight
these shits are like 7% abv too
d1a6cf No.2241956
e1db96 No.2241960
e1db96 No.2241961
whoops forgot to append a @test on that
6cce3b No.2241962
cc1afc No.2241963
so im just gonna embrace being a sub temporarily
6cce3b No.2241964
>>2241963
>temporarily
Sure
cb91a1 No.2241965
>>2241963
make it permanent
6cce3b No.2241966
cc1afc No.2241968
>>2241964
tbh I thought I'd be a dom by now but part of that means being decisive which I'm not atm but will be I hope later
>>2241965
only if life goes wrong
e1db96 No.2241969
e1db96 No.2241970
6cce3b No.2241971
>>2241968
Sssh just accept it
6cce3b No.2241972
227229 No.2241973
Would being a sub be a bad thing?
e1db96 No.2241974
e1db96 No.2241975
only if your'e fat like squash
54124d No.2241977
>>2241975
But he's not fat.
6cce3b No.2241978
e1db96 No.2241979
>>2241977
he has literally bragged about being gaining weight and becoming fat several times since I appeared
cb91a1 No.2241980
but squid smells bad yikes
e1db96 No.2241981
cc1afc No.2241982
>>2241969
that's not how it works I dont think
>>2241971
well, atm yes
>>2241973
relationships only work if theres a sub and a dom in some aspect, and a sub is someone that has to be okay and acquiescent to their dom, while a dom has to be a step ahead of their sub. the more you grow, the harder it should be for someone to be a step ahead of you. so while it's cute to see an older guy submit to an older guy, or even someone older submit to someone younger, it's a little pathetic if you found out they were actually a sub in waking life.
54124d No.2241983
>>2241979
It's more like he attempts to and can't stay that way because he's a hungry skeleton by nature.
6cce3b No.2241984
54124d No.2241985
>>2241982
>relationships only work if theres a sub and a dom in some aspect
Sure bud.
e1db96 No.2241986
>>2241983
its the attempting to which makes it subhuman tier disgusting tbh
54124d No.2241987
>>2241986
He just wants more cushion for the pushin.
227229 No.2241988
>>2241982
Equal relationships are possible, you know. And sexual submission might not translate to personality submission.
e1db96 No.2241989
>>2241987
I mean who are you kidding
he is literally autistic so anything that isn't a fat gay furry is completely impossible to like for him
6cce3b No.2241990
54124d No.2241991
>>2241989
>fat gay furry
Like u
feaed3 No.2241992
>relationships only work if theres a sub and a dom in some aspect
When you read too much 50 Shades
e1db96 No.2241993
e1db96 No.2241994
>>2241991
I mean
literally WHERE is the lie?
54124d No.2241995
>>2241992
Isn't any too much?
e1db96 No.2241997
>>2241996
I literally only just realized you were that argentinian and not squash
fuck
cc1afc No.2241998
>>2241984
don't need consoles
just said I'm giving in to it
>>2241985
either it's implied or it's explicit, and how is it not better when both (or more) parties know what's expected of them?
>>2241988
perhaps what I mean is that predictability is what matters most. a team full of DPS or quarterbacks can still win, but only if it's clear who's decisions are worth more.
54124d No.2241999
The literal autist was Squid all along.
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>>2241990
that'd be cray tbh
>>2241993
because that's not how you assert yourself
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>>2241998
So why this realization now? Some dom on your sights?
feaed3 No.2242004
>>2241995
Hey don't knock it until you've tried it
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>>2242002
I don't assert myself as what
a dom?
54124d No.2242008
>>2242004
Okay I'll go get the paddle, take your pants off.
bacb30 No.2242010
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Back from the youth club, got my 4 cans of cider and finally I can chill out without kids doing my nut in.
Some kid did a front flip into some bean bags in the cinema room and I was like internally 'You fucking cunt', then as I was going all 'None of that here, I'll get you kicked out' and the fucking kid said 'Was you impressed with my front flip' and I died inside.
That kid is never ever gonna respect me anymore, the cunt.
cc1afc No.2242011
>>2241992
um, yes. name a couple of subs that've lasted more than a couple years. because I can't.
>>2242003
... someone pretty much said they'd own me and were smart enough to cut through my best attempts to out-talk them, and they'd punish me daring to try. which I respect.
>>2242005
pretty cray..
>>2242007
there's more to domming than liking to fuck
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>>2242010
You'll have to beat him up when nobody's watching.
>>2242011
I knew it. Name names, now; you're among friends.
cc1afc No.2242014
>>2242009
I know you too well to do that.
6cce3b No.2242015
Only way to gain respect now... kill the one withbthe glasses
e1db96 No.2242016
>>2242011
This might shock you but I don't take a great effort to put any more serious part of my persona forward in a medium like this, double so with regards to any part of a relationship more serious than wanting to fuck the shit out of something.
Also I was literally just posting *fuccs* at you so no there fucking ISN'T
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>>2242013
That's what my mum said. No, I just need to be a fucking dom and grow some balls and tell them off.
It wasn't all bad though. Some kid, Alfie, taught me how to play Go Fish.
>>2242015
No, I have to kill the loudest one there.
The loud one can fucking dance though, I see him do some fortnight dances and I wish I knew them so I can join in.
6cce3b No.2242019
>>2242018
Wow that is repugnant. Fortshite?
227229 No.2242020
>>2242018
You definitely could use some work in being a dom. I have needs, you know.
bacb30 No.2242021
>>2242019
It's all they play nowadays. Told them to try to play dota2 and get rekt by russians.
I think they're on Pubg too. NIGGA, OH NIGGA, I JUST REMEMBERED. We was watching some shite on Netflix called Pretty Little Liars. It was some girly American soap shit.
cc1afc No.2242022
>>2242012
bless u
>>2242013
just some student at the nearby uni. he told me to lose weight. which I agree with. so he wrote out my meal plan. tells me which exercises to do. gonna be living away from fam in a bit, so I control my own groceries.
>>2242016
could learn something from you then.. I take this place way too seriously
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>>2242022
yeah
you could learn how to take DICK from me
bacb30 No.2242025
>Pretty Little Liars is an American teen drama mystery thriller television series developed by I. Marlene King and is loosely based on the novel series of the same name written by Sara Shepard. The series follows the lives of four girls whose clique falls apart after the disappearance of their leader. One year later, the estranged friends are reunited as they begin receiving messages from a mysterious figure named "A" who threatens to expose their deepest secrets. The series features an ensemble cast, headed by Troian Bellisario as Spencer Hastings, Lucy Hale as Aria Montgomery, Ashley Benson as Hanna Marin, Shay Mitchell as Emily Fields, Sasha Pieterse as Alison DiLaurentis and Janel Parrish as Mona Vanderwaal.
I fucking hate going in the cinema room.
>>2242023
Nah, didn't buy it, sorta put off from heavy drinking because the hangovers make me go all schitzo.
6cce3b No.2242026
>>2242021
PLL - yeee its aite
And PUBG! There is some hope i guess!
>>2242022
How well to you suck the dick?
227229 No.2242027
>>2242022
I kinda envy you, even though I'm not even a sub.
bacb30 No.2242028
>>2242020
Dude, if you was there when I was getting balls deep with e-sex, you wouldn't say I needed work.
Now be a gentle bear and get me some booze.
bacb30 No.2242029
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>>2242026
I don't know what else the kids are playing, but Fortnight seems to be the big thing.
I'd love to have a few shitposters to play Sea of Thieves with.
6cce3b No.2242030
>>2242029
May buy that. Also thinking of Post Scriptum
227229 No.2242031
>>2242028
Why say that? Just makes me sad for what I can't have. Anyway, I'm anything but a bear, but I'll happily oblige.
Also, this week I actually started playing a game for a change. I bought the PS4 Shadow of the Colossus. Love it.
cc1afc No.2242032
>>2242024
the natural order of the ex-pones is that everyone was on a lower level than The Insider, so the laws of physics actually disallow it.
>>2242026
good enough to make a girlfriend worried, but that was a friend. so idk. I don't like stranger dick. nor the dick part all that much. making someone feel good is what matters.
>>2242027
lucked out. just cut right through me. checked his Instagram. apparently his closest friends are twinks. used to their bs probably.
e1db96 No.2242033
>>2242032
hah
hahahahah
hahahahahahaha
sure
227229 No.2242034
>>2242032
Is he hot externally as well as internally?
6cce3b No.2242035
>>2242032
What’s your favourite?
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>>2242025
oof, aah well
nini scan