751748 No.2234180
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Fuck Capitalism, Happy 9/11 Day Edition.
751748 No.2234189
>>2234181
I mean, you aren't wrong. But, I do have a little love for them all. They were one of my staples as a young kid and growing up. Back on VHS. Slidin' them tapes in and watching them with popcorn and chocolate.
0aa684 No.2234190
Not another Scoot Thread Edition.
d1a7b8 No.2234192
>>2234180
>So fucking OBSESSED he makes an entire thread dedicated to his asspain
>being this blown the FUCK out
O-B-S-E-S-S-E-D
76836d No.2234193
lol I forgot
we weren't supposed to forget
0aa684 No.2234194
>>2234181 (Sabsy)
>Oooh, neat. InitialD-type stuff?
Straight-up Initial D.
"Sun in the Rain" and "Killing my Love" have been on all the damn time.
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751748 No.2234197
Fortune, if you dont like my threads/baking then fucking bake yourself, in an oven, and KY faggot.
0aa684 No.2234198
I guess it's time to allow myself to make threads again.
What's the right amount of replies/images to make a new one?
751748 No.2234199
300+ replies, 200+ images I think.
0aa684 No.2234200
>>2234199
I only recognize two of these men.
Also, cheers.
751748 No.2234202
f66ff0 No.2234203
>>2234160 (forty)
Making sure our -80 and -180°C freezers don't die after hours. What I was getting paged for was electrical fuckery messing with our old, out of use systems' wires.
751748 No.2234204
Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives.
0aa684 No.2234205
>>2234202
How many hours of talk between Harris and Peterson do I have to watch before I can live in a society?
>>2234203
Ooooh.
You've not told me what you do by the way, I only saw half of a conversation between you and someone else.
What DO you do?
751748 No.2234206
>>2234205
4+ hours, i think.
097b5c No.2234207
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2234204
I feel terrible for the people who were just doing their jobs and were needlessly killed, and for all the first responders who lost their lives running into the burning buildings to help people.
But at the same time I am so ashamed and humiliated by the knee-jerk reaction this nation had to the attacks and the fallout from all of that.
I guess that makes me unpatriotic.
>>2234189
I think the most-watched VHS tapes we had were the first two Brendan Frasier 'Mummy' movies. They were just easy to put on and enjoy while doing other stuff. :P
>>2234194
I really like "Blast My Desire". It played as a preamble to an episode of Cowboy Bebop I pirated a long time ago and brings back weirdly happy memories.
0aa684 No.2234209
>>2234206
Nice. I did that in the past three days.
Society me.
>>2234207
>Blast My Desire
Remind me. I'm talking to people now, I'll give it a listen later.
a0c1be No.2234210
>>2234196
dank heavy electronic musics!!
751748 No.2234211
>>2234207
I mean... For the 1,000,000+ dead in irap.
Eh is aite.
AND
THE MUMMY! the original two were the bomb, I am feeling bad because they fucked his shit up!
The original mummy was lit AF
crazy time to be alive for movies!
>>2234208
LMAO OW :3 hanzo lol
0aa684 No.2234214
>>2234212
>internal creature
The filename scares me.
Like else something will come out or something.
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362f00 No.2234216
>>2234214
ya never know. people these days. it might be a new gender even.
>>2234207
:-|
097b5c No.2234217
>>2234209
♥
>>2234211
It's not a relative thing for me in terms of lives, if that makes any sense. None of it should have happened. No one going to the office should have been destroyed by the reckless action of the hijackers, and none of the people slaughtered and families ruined in Iraq and Afghanistan should have suffered because of our lust for immediate revenge, even against people who had nothing to do with the attacks.
But I'm just a nobody whose vote doesn't really count. -___-
On a lighter note, did you see the new Sunny last week? The Dennis sex doll is probably the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on that show, and that's saying something.
751748 No.2234218
>>2234217
i have not :O
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
0aa684 No.2234219
>>2234217
♥
Sabsy, is your day not too busy, at least?
097b5c No.2234220
>>2234218
I don't want to ruin everything for you, but Mac gets a sex doll that looks exactly like Dennis, but with a huge gaping mouth. It slowly drives everyone insane in a clever way that showcases how utterly Toxic a person Dennis is, even when he's not present.
>>2234219
Hm...it's been coming in waves today. But I'll be alright. I'm TUFF.
751748 No.2234221
>>2234220
THE HERO WE DESERVE. WE ARE ALL DENNIS! :3
f66ff0 No.2234222
>>2234205
I work at a cancer research hospital, we receive or collect patient samples, bank them and then match patients with clinical trials that may contribute to future advances in treatment for all different types of cancer
751748 No.2234223
I need to catch up on IASIP
0aa684 No.2234224
>>2234220
>Blast My Desire
3:10 is great.
3:30 is something I kinda dislike. Argh.
>TUFF
I know you are.
But I might be a hypocrite about the fussing bit.
097b5c No.2234225
>>2234224
>3:10 is great.
>3:30 is something I kinda dislike. Argh.
?
>>2234221
OMG, he's such a monster. lol
You really get to see just how destructive he is to everyone around him in the newest episode. It's tragically hilarious.
>>2234222
You're doing great work. Kudos! ♥
751748 No.2234226
>>2234225
I bet it also makes you miss him, and his crack loving ways! Do the philly philly! I wonder if the DENNIS system actually works. Hm. Hm.
I WANT CHOCOLATE ^^
76836d No.2234227
Sabby I got a big thing of OJ and some store-bought shrimp rolls for protein.
<3
0aa684 No.2234229
>>2234225
Err, so far into the song.
It has some good moments that I can even have on in my usual game, but I don't like a bit that comes just twenty seconds after.
751748 No.2234230
751748 No.2234231
Luka is dropping that fire music atm, literally beastmode
a0c1be No.2234232
>>2234230
good vibes today~
a0c1be No.2234233
097b5c No.2234234
Luka, become a DJ.
>>2234226
Hopefully they keep this momentum going. The show's managed to stay fresh for so long.
>>2234227
♥
Hey, how did your peppers turn out? I forgot to ask.
>>2234229
I wonder if I can get away with closing my office door and taking a nap...
0aa684 No.2234235
>>2234234
Put googly eyes on your eyelids so they wouldn't be able to tell.
76836d No.2234236
>>2234234
I never regrew them.
I may start them up for this winter tho.
751748 No.2234237
>>2234231
>>2234233
DJ LUKA
MC BABOOKA
>>2234234
It is like, how dey do that? crazy! simpsons cant do it! crazy! What you reckon to Elon?
f66ff0 No.2234238
097b5c No.2234239
>>2234235
What if I jerked awake when someone opened the door and my eyes popping open caused the googly eyes to fly off and the door opener-upper ran away screaming, "JUDGE DOOM! JUDGE DOOM!"?
>>2234236
I got lots of cute baby tomatoes off my plant, and there are a few more getting ready to ripen! ^o^
>>2234237
>Elon
Musk?
He took such a dainty hit. I don't know why people made such a big deal out of it.
>>2234238
♥
It must feel rewarding to be doing what you do. I hope it does.
751748 No.2234240
>>2234239
HE SMOKED THE MARRYHEEEWANA!
god damn socialist nutjob
362f00 No.2234241
>>2234239
not gonna answer me? fite me then
042d10 No.2234242
362f00 No.2234243
>>2234242
He's got a helluva steak dinner there.
0aa684 No.2234244
>>2234239
Then just play it off. Tell everyone nothing was wrong, but keep hinting at the person who saw you you might not be who you seem to be.
0aa684 No.2234245
>>2234244
>>2234239
They'll never walk into your office again!
751748 No.2234246
This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
042d10 No.2234247
This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
097b5c No.2234248
>>2234240
SCOOT!
My boss ordered Chinese as a surprise for everyone! ^o^
>>2234241
The number you have dialed is out of service. Please hang up and call another number.
>>2234245
I like that idea. >:D
f66ff0 No.2234249
>>2234239
It can get tiring at times, but it does feel good to work towards something larger than myself.
751748 No.2234250
>>2234248
omg! sweet and sour chikkin and chippies! :3
0aa684 No.2234251
>>2234246
>You may not like it
You're right.
I love it.
Give it bellyrubs.
>>2234222
Fuck, I missed this. Apologies.
That sounds like great work. What is it that YOU do there?
362f00 No.2234252
>>2234247
>>2234248
No. Fite me, heathen.
0aa684 No.2234253
>>2234248
Whaha, good.
Have a nice nap~
097b5c No.2234254
>>2234250
Chicken lo mein with veggies and an eggroll with sweet and sour sauce. :3
>>2234252
>cute puppy
That's better!
>>2234253
Now I'm gonna be in an even more nappy moody 'cause I got food. ^o^
0aa684 No.2234255
>>2234254
Oooh... looking at that food made me want food... and the thingie closes in thirty minutes... AND IT'S TUESDAY, NOT MONDAY, SO IT'S OPEN.
BRB!
097b5c No.2234256
751748 No.2234257
>>2234254
that sounds so tasty! enjoy! get big chinese belly :3
097b5c No.2234259
>>2234257
It's soooo good.
The rainy weather, the getting up early, and the succulent Chinese meal are really damaging my staying-awakeness.
>>2234258
He's so happy! ^o^
Also, can you imagine living lakeside like that? Must be nice.
751748 No.2234261
>>2234259
Cozy feels, its wet and chilly here. Nice warm house. Might have a hot bath soon. My bathing goes up x3 when i'll... I need my hot, cleansing comfort >w<
f66ff0 No.2234262
>>2234251
I deal with special/ abnormal projects that sit outside the realm of heavily regulated sponsored trials
Gives me a little bit of job security, and I get to be the point of contact for lots of different cancer centers
76836d No.2234265
discord people are strange
751748 No.2234267
76836d No.2234268
>>2234267
i'm a mod on this one tho so i can't just leave it
0aa684 No.2234269
>>2234256
Lol
*hug*
Got foods.
But somehow my room now smells something awful.
Tell your dog to stop dragging things around.
>>2234262
Damn, sounds like a pretty damn good career. How old are you?
0aa684 No.2234270
>>2234265
>>2234265
>>2234265
>>2234265
This.
There's some really really crazy shit out there.
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76836d No.2234273
097b5c No.2234275
>>2234269
Oh noooooo! Does your room smell like honey mustard?
76836d No.2234276
>>2234272
I'm just always on invisible now cause of it.
Like could you at least get to know me a little bit before suggesting you could tie me up?
362f00 No.2234277
>>2234275
Rectum, colon, prostate, sphincter, & anus.
0aa684 No.2234278
>>2234275
I think I'd be preferring that.
I've smelt this before. It's a smell that comes here once in a while. I can never trace it to anything or anywhere and it always goes away without me finding out what it was or why it would be gone.
I hate it so much.
76836d No.2234279
rectum
damn near killed 'em
f66ff0 No.2234280
>>2234269
26, it's a good paycheck, not upper class but as I only have to watch for myself it lets me live comfortably.
097b5c No.2234281
>>2234279
D'ya hear 'bout the lady who backed into a fan? Disaster!
>>2234278
Probably one of your roomies. >:(
76836d No.2234282
>>2234281
I've reread this at least a dozen times.. is there a pun here?
751748 No.2234283
>ignored by sabrina
death
>>2234274
how are youuuu?
751748 No.2234284
>>2234276
I mean... it would help?
0aa684 No.2234285
>>2234277
Almost preferable.
>>2234281
Unlikely. The hallway doesn't smell.
>>2234280
Is it a lot of hours?
I'd hate a job with a pager where they can just call on you, but it sounds pretty good so far.
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76836d No.2234288
>>2234284
It would be less awkward than a stranger from halfway around the world saying that his next America vacation will be fun and interesting and that he'll bring the rope.
>>2234286
I'll blame this one on the 'quil
f66ff0 No.2234289
>>2234285
40 hours a week, Monday to Friday.
Only times on on call are for 1 week, once or so a month. So the hours are great
097b5c No.2234290
>>2234282
Dis-assed her. Like, chopped her ass off.
I stole it from a silly Chris Farley movie. :P
>>2234283
:O
I missed it! I'm sorry, Skoobah.
>>2234261
Got any bubbles?
>>2234260
Still, must be nice! ^o^
Well...maybe not in hurricane season.
>>2234285
DId something die in the floor?
76836d No.2234291
>>2234290
I liked Beverly hills ninja
0aa684 No.2234292
>>2234289
40 is a lot for a Dutch person, but it seems reasonable for y'all.
Guess one week a month isn't bad. Do you get called upon often?
>>2234290
Maybe in the walls, you know?
I've not seen or heard mice in over a year though.
751748 No.2234293
>>2234290
Lotsa lotsa bubbles :3
the fragrant kind :3
>>2234288
On quil from Guardians?
20a7f5 No.2234294
red from the blood of the foolish commie proletariat
76836d No.2234295
>>2234293
??
Nyquil. I've decided to finish this bottle cause there were only a few gulps left from last night.
751748 No.2234297
>>2234295
Gonna time travel?
>quil, like Chris Pratt from guardians of the galaxy
751748 No.2234298
>>2234296
YT tutorials! pew pew
76836d No.2234299
>>2234297
never seen it
I've only seen dark knight and ironman 1+2 as far as comic movies go
76836d No.2234300
oh, and the phantom and spawn, but those were like way before the current comic movies I guess
097b5c No.2234301
>>2234291
That's the one!
It's such a cute movie. RIP Chris
>>2234292
Yeah, we gotta find you a place of your own.
>>2234293
I wouldn't mind a hot bath. I can't even remember the last time I took one.
0aa684 No.2234302
>>2234301
Mhm.
Not a lot of nice places right now. Checked yesterday.
751748 No.2234303
>>2234299
But, like... GOTG is super cool, soundtrack is primo.
SPAWN, i remember that when I was a wee nipper.
>>2234301
>took one
Just stole it?
a0c1be No.2234304
>>2234298
im not smart enuf to do all that cray stuff
76836d No.2234305
>>2234303
Just never been into superheros I guess.
More of a villain person. I am interested in seeing Venom, but only cause I'm hoping for some Carnage
20a7f5 No.2234306
i am in dire need of something to watch. anyone watched any good movies or series lately?
063b73 No.2234307
>>2234306
>TV Shows
Twin Peaks
Peep Show
>Anime
Twelve Kingdoms
Gankutsuou
>Films
Festen
Before Sunrise
76836d No.2234308
Mothman plushie gofundme was successful
I can't wait eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
097b5c No.2234309
>>2234307
>Twin Peaks
You're good people. ♥
>>2234306
Seasons 1 & 2 of The Good Place are on Netflix. It's a fun show and very thoughtful.
>>2234303
Just yanked it away from a stupid baby! Cry more, baby. Won't bring your bathwater back. >:D
>>2234302
Booooooo
>>2234308
Whaaaa?!
0aa684 No.2234310
>>2234309
Mhm.
Eventually we'll get there.
751748 No.2234311
>>2234304
one day, who knows
>>2234305
>some carnage
bwehehehehe good one
>>2234309
Like stealing legs from a disabled
76836d No.2234312
76836d No.2234313
>>2234311
No, like. Actually Carnage. He's my favorite <3
f66ff0 No.2234314
>>2234292
40 is typical for americlaps lol
If I manage my resources (that resource being liquid nitrogen tanks) well, I hardly get paged in, outside of actual issues. So no, I don't get paged in to work all that often.
751748 No.2234315
>>2234313
No I gotchu, I was just amused by how that can be played out. as both the event and the character
0aa684 No.2234317
>>2234314
Mhm. I know.
Ooh, that all sounds really great than. Nice!
097b5c No.2234318
>>2234310
And then you'll have a cush, cozy Cookie corner all to yourself. It'll be wonderful. ♥
>>2234311
Stealing is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.
>>2234312
Kinda looks like a vampire porg. I like it. :3
>>2234316
>scoot_irl.mp4
751748 No.2234319
>>2234318
bongo bongo! Or pooping in a walmart lunchbox.
0aa684 No.2234320
>>2234318
Yush. That'd be great.
Thanks Sabsy.
097b5c No.2234321
>>2234319
Or beatin' some dude up in the Arby's employee chapel!
>>2234320
How's dinner?
751748 No.2234322
>>2234321
Or taking your double double animal style and stuffing it with bacon and throwing it at a mosqie :D
20a7f5 No.2234323
>>2234307
man that is some real shite youve recommended to me
>>2234309
now that sounds interesting, cheers
362f00 No.2234324
>>2234290
15' surge, 30" rain, 130 MPH winds, evacuations right now.
0aa684 No.2234325
>>2234321
Quite alright!
Slowly eating. You know it.
How's you holding up?
751748 No.2234326
brb, having a quick bath. dip and warm up
097b5c No.2234327
>>2234322
Or singing in Latin at a Baptist revival. :3
>>2234323
Moral philosophy, silly jokes, and Ted Danson. Gotta love it.
>>2234324
Some day I wanna spend the night on a nice, quiet beach while it's chilly out and build a big bonfire. I bet that'd be wonderful.
>>2234325
I've had a little caffeine, so I'm plowin' through.
And I feel lots better know that you're eating. ♥
d379eb No.2234328
>>2234324
Most of the rain is supposed to fall more inland, from what I've been reading
751748 No.2234329
063b73 No.2234331
>>2234323
How is Twin Peaks shite?
b94b61 No.2234332
>>2234331
Coon the aftist?
b94b61 No.2234333
362f00 No.2234334
>>2234327
come up here this weekend. we'll do it. It will be chilly by your standards. It will be by a pond with butt-biting geese, crazy teenagers (maybe), the woods, and you won't get RAPED this time.
a0c1be No.2234335
>>2234311
mhm...
i'll mix something good someday.
b94b61 No.2234336
Drawing artist, not singer/songwriter
362f00 No.2234337
>>2234328
Yep. It's still so early that some of the technicals of the other stuff is up in the air. It might fall or rise a little from their projections but the amount of time that it will stick around is the scariest.
>>2234330
Failed suicide attempt?
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20a7f5 No.2234339
>>2234327
sounds promising, ill see how it goes
>>2234331
looks dull
0aa684 No.2234340
>>2234327
♥
You can do it!
But sneak out anyway!
d379eb No.2234341
>>2234337
Yeah, like this:
https://www.facebook.com/BrotherWolfAnimalRescue/photos/a.75577049874/10156760271219875/?type=3&theater
It is going to smack the coast and then sit, basically no matter which prediction it takes. My sister wants to go visit her BF in South Carolina over the weekend.. bad idea.
b94b61 No.2234342
>>2234337
Failed applepie attempt
>>2234338
You drew me an amazing casper drinking 40s in paper bag wearing a tshirt that says flippin' dicks since 95 on stream once. I still have it on flash drives and externalHDD but i have no computer.
751748 No.2234343
>>2234335
break down a hella beat!
b94b61 No.2234344
>>2234338
Thank you for your service
b94b61 No.2234345
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097b5c No.2234347
>>2234329
Scooooooot! Go take your comfy bath!
>>2234334
What about the sweet ducky?
>>2234340
*hums metal gear vr music*
063b73 No.2234349
>>2234342
Uh, that wasn't me. There are several artists named Coon.
362f00 No.2234350
>>2234341
Yep. That would not be fun at all. My brother and sister were going there tomorrow to visit their dad but they postponed it till this weekend. When my brother told me about that, I warned him it will be around for a good while.
>>2234342
I still have a scar from frying chicken some years ago.
>>2234347
I don't know if we can eat it. It will be around though. In its big cage, quacking up a storm.
751748 No.2234351
Hey its casper
>>2234347
its done
0aa684 No.2234352
>>2234347
I dunno the music of it at all, really.
7c2f8b No.2234353
Did I just hear 'Fuck Capitalism'?!
Not on my watch! Capitalism is great!
Starving kids in Africa can now own out of date Nike cotton t-shirts!
Chinese buildings have nets around them so people can't commit suicide from falling! You can get in debt by buying V-Bucks on Fortnight! It is a wonderful thing!
Yeah, spent the whole day with mum.
Would rather play videogames and now I don't have time so drinking and 8chan it is.
Did I ever mention that I love capitalism?
d379eb No.2234354
>>2234350
The average over the last few days have had it basically sitting on top of where my parents live in central NC
kinda glad I moved far away now, but it would be cool to be there
063b73 No.2234356
>>2234353
I wonder why people in war-torn countries love to keep on fighting, but people in first world countries can't stop killing themselves.
362f00 No.2234357
>>2234354
I guess so long as it don't get flooded out too bad. We had a flood here during the winter and it knocked out some places to shop and destroyed a friend's water heater and furnace. City was cut in two from the overflow of the river.
d1a7b8 No.2234358
>>2234356
People are shit, basically.
20a7f5 No.2234361
>>2234353
drink is good.
ive been itching for rum for a bit tbh, and what better day to treat ones self is there than a tuesday evening?
d379eb No.2234362
>>2234357
My parents basically live on a hill, so that isn't really a worry. Solar pannels and a generator too, so power shouldn't be a problem either.
I just think floods are cool because mass wasting
063b73 No.2234363
>>2234358
You know, I stayed up for you last night. You should announce when you're going to sleep.
7c2f8b No.2234364
>>2234356
First world problems, my kiddo.
3rd world countries are too busy to worry.
You don't have time to be depressed when you got child soldiers with AK47s to delegate for the next raid against the white devil.
427d06 No.2234365
>>2234360
what about penis
751748 No.2234366
>>2234355
Naisu, on a roll
362f00 No.2234367
>>2234362
So long as it's elsewhere, floods are ok. The vape shop, friends' houses, gf's house, your grocery store you like, all of it impacted.
Also, wouldn't all the rain make the solar panels advantage of not being on the grid nil since no sun?
>>2234365
A worthy subject of talk.
d1a7b8 No.2234368
>>2234363
Case in point; I am no exception
063b73 No.2234369
>>2234364
It's like there's this void that creeps in unless you keep your mind and body busy, even with conflict if need be. Same principle as the void from your blog. Speaking of which, do you plan on writing more?
b94b61 No.2234370
>>2234349
Lol big fatphony
>>2234350
Then you know whats the dill
>>2234351
Yes i, ras cas
751748 No.2234371
>>2234370
how is it poppin brudda
b94b61 No.2234372
>>2234359
Funny way to spell casps
b94b61 No.2234373
>>2234371
Its okay, i have wifi now. They say i might get to live on a farm soon, that would be nice
362f00 No.2234374
>>2234370
yeah, it hurt like hell for a couple days or so and the scar was big back then. i had some silver something compound from the doctor for it.
b94b61 No.2234375
>>2234374
Silver as well as weed can cure all diseases, this is what trump doesnt want you to know
7c2f8b No.2234376
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2234361
Yeah, I just drink 4 cans a cider a night. Keeps my arm busy. Drink is damn good.
I don't even drink to get drunk anymore, just do it to chill out now.
>>2234369
Yeah. the void is the worst thing that can happen to capitalism I think, money is stored passion and apathy is the death of commerce.
I think I'll write more in the weekend, I've been busy with courses and volunteering stuff. Don't feel like writing it now, have no idea what to write about. I guess I could talk about what I hope to achieve for the future.
20a7f5 No.2234377
20a7f5 No.2234378
>>2234376
sounds comfy. im just watching youtube shit, discovered a channel called sam o'nella and its keeping me mildly entertained while i download a show that was recommended to me.
tbh this rum would be better if i had vanilla coke to go with it, but beggars cant be choosers and i arent spending money on something when i only want to drink once.
heard anything back about the college course?
0aa684 No.2234379
Wait it's actually Casper?
But Casper is dead?
b94b61 No.2234380
>>2234377
It is not, but thanks anywas
b94b61 No.2234381
>>2234379
> buying into the zionist agenda
063b73 No.2234382
>>2234376
>money is stored passion
I'm not big on materialism, but I really like that line. The anthropomorphization of economy is really interesting. I look forward to your next chapter-- force yourself if you have to. That's how fighting the void works.
751748 No.2234383
>>2234373
farmin herdy gerdy boiii
b94b61 No.2234384
>>2234383
Actually tho im being put up for adoption essentially, i get to peter pan this shit and stay kid forever
427d06 No.2234385
>>2234367
perhaps, I can't think of much input I could give on the matter myself desu
>>2234372
I'd say that 'chaps' is a rather regular way of spelling chaps
751748 No.2234386
>>2234384
o shit that crazy! neverlandu
b94b61 No.2234387
>>2234385
It was a casper-based joke. See i was trying to make out like you were only greeting me, not the chaps. Because i wanna make out with u. Luv //bae
7c2f8b No.2234388
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>>2234378
Oh shit, I fucking love Sam o'Nella, he scratches that itch that was left behind by Horrible Histories and Science. What show are you downloading? Anything I'd be interested in? I need more youtube stuff to get into.
Is it spiced rum? I never had rum with vanilla coke before, I just get whatever I can in bottles, may try the peach stuff.
Yeah, I'm in college tomorrow for 9am doing ITQ. So can't stay up too late, gotta drink these cans fast if I want to squeeze in a game of dota2.
>>2234382
Thanks, got it from Genius of the Beast. If you like something, you buy it. Can be a paint and brush or a videogame, money is a way to quantify what we want and how much it costs to get it.
Yeah, I shouldn't procrastinate because I've got homework to do too. You just reminded me to check my emails, I need to get a placement in a primary school. I'll think I'll do a combo.
SCANNER vs The Future (and also volunteer work.)
7c2f8b No.2234389
>>2234382
Yeah, anthromophization is great. If money was a women, I'd totes fuck it like an angry ape.
I'm a boner monster for cash.
b94b61 No.2234390
>>2234386
EEEEEEXIT LIIIIIIIGHT
d379eb No.2234391
>>2234367
That's what the backup batteries and gas generator are for
063b73 No.2234393
>>2234388
Although, can you buy ~L O V E~ ...?
20a7f5 No.2234394
>>2234388
didnt even think about it that way, but now that you mention it...
sab recommended me a show called The Good Place, seems like its worth a punt and ive got 3TB of HDD to fill and fiber to cabinet download speed to fill it with.
oakshot spiced rum, its cheap but not terrible so thats what ill drink for now. rum is nice with coke, but its even nicer if the coke tastes of vanilla.
same tbh, gotta be there for 9 which means ive gotta leave the house for like 7:10, which means ive gotta be up at 6am without fail. only there for half a day tho and its a lab session.
751748 No.2234395
>>2234392
Fast beats :O
>>2234390
-guitar riffu-
7c2f8b No.2234396
>>2234393
No, but you can buy platforms to pronounce your love in. You can give love a physical manifestation through gifts. Money can get you a house which you can share love in. And you can share love much like you can share money. But no, money can't buy you love.
It's the other way round. Love can buy and sell you money. I love my computer, I love how it can connect me to you, but I wouldn't be able to contact you through money alone... get what I mean? Money can buy you the tools to love, but money can't buy love outright.
427d06 No.2234397
>>2234387
who's casper
love you too anon with a flag I've never seen here before
7c2f8b No.2234398
>>2234393
Say that I love something so much, I share it with you. It cost me £5 but I think it is a priceless gem, a videogame. Me sharing that gift with you is worth more than money, but I needed money to get said thing.
7c2f8b No.2234399
>>2234393
You make something I love, and I will gladly pay the cost. Love buys money, money doesn't buy love.
751748 No.2234401
20a7f5 No.2234402
love can buy you a dick up the ass
751748 No.2234403
>>2234400
wQAIT, is that bladerunner :O
063b73 No.2234404
>>2234396
>I love how it can connect me to you
Doushio~~~
063b73 No.2234405
>>2234399
Nah but really, you seem to have this figured out. You talk about the void dampening your senses but they're as sharp as ever.
7c2f8b No.2234407
Selling Love for (You)'s
Will be you gf for 500 gp and a rune 2h sword.
>>2234394
Think what in what way?
>The Good Place is an American fantasy-comedy television series created by Michael Schur. The series premiered on September 19, 2016, on NBC.
>The series focuses on Eleanor Shellstrop (Kristen Bell), a woman who wakes up in the afterlife and is introduced by Michael (Ted Danson) to "The Good Place", a Heaven-like utopia he designed, in reward for her righteous life. She realizes that she was sent there by mistake and must hide her morally imperfect behavior and try to become a better person.
Reminds me of that show Pushing Daisies where this man could bring people to life with a touch, but if he touches them again, they die. I think I'll give it a look when I get back into tv.
Never even heard of oakshot, I just usually buy the store's cheap ass brand. You ever had spiced run with J20? It tastes like Terry's Chocolate orange.
And fuck me, 6am? That's brutal, I'm lucky that the college is only down the road so I can leave at 8:30am, so I guess I need to get up at 8am.
I got cans of energy drink in the fridge so I won't be caught tired. I think the ITQ can be quite boring but it is a useful qualification to have.
>>2234404
Yes, I love talking to you Raccoon. I would totes teach you how to play dota2 if we had time. It's times like these which I am thankful with friends.
Ever played Borderlands 2?
>>2234405
I don't feel like I'm battling against a void anymore because I've got a lot more to do nowadays. I think my next stumbling block is getting the courage and self-confidence to wrangle in loud and obnoxious kids on a Thursday afternoon. I want to be even sharper too. Can't wait to be a uni tutor.
7c2f8b No.2234408
>>2234402
I;ve got all this love and no pretty girl wants it so damn straight I'm going to use it to pay for my prostate pounding.
7c2f8b No.2234409
>>2234405
I'm also good with seeing things like that.
Like videogames don't cause violence, violence inspires videogames, much like it inspires film.
20a7f5 No.2234410
>>2234407
im more interested in seeing how the moral philosophy stuff pans out tbh, mite b gud.
sorry, oakheart. im confusing swords and drink. that sounds actually interesting, i may have to give it a go.
im currently toying with what i should have a shot of next, i fancy the good rum but i kinda want something more palatable.
i have my showers in the morning. could be worse, job before last had me going to bed a couple hours after i got in on an evening to get up for work in time.
its gonna be boring but at least it wont be hard. i doubt theyll ask you to do any serious database stuff anyway.
20a7f5 No.2234411
>>2234408
sounds like a good time
063b73 No.2234412
>>2234407
I luv talking to you too, friend. Sorry though, I haven't played Borderlands. Ahh, this is crazy. When we started talking you were in dire straits; now you're leaving me behind.
20a7f5 No.2234413
why is it that only the expensive rum doesnt taste of disappointment?
b94b61 No.2234414
>>2234395
Who is loafie? Are they new and cute?
>>2234397
One of the greatest shitposters of all time who fought alongside Skitty and WuMA in the war against moot way back when that was a thing.
751748 No.2234415
>>2234414
new and not cute.
7c2f8b No.2234416
>>2234410
Go on, be a naughty boy and get yourself a shot.
I got Lush bath bombs to use up, they make the bath smell nice.
Nah, it won't be hard, all I have to do is follow instructions from a booklet.
>>2234412
I'll drag you with me if I have to, no one should feel low. I've hit rock bottom and now I know how that feels like. Wouldn't wish that on anybody.
I do reccommend having a psychosis though, it's a once in a lifetime experience.
Don't worry if you haven't played it, just looking for some friends to play it with.
b94b61 No.2234417
Hook me up with pic of me from my cute days
b94b61 No.2234418
>>2234415
Id rather sit and pretend guys posting cartoon girls are girls while chatting then actually chatting girls.
My friend let me try out his girlfriend while on mdma, shit was wild i felt super awkward lol
b94b61 No.2234419
Class a post no structural integrittynitty
063b73 No.2234420
>>2234416
Well I feel kinda bad 'cause you keep recommending me games and I haven't but one of them.
427d06 No.2234421
>>2234414
well that's quite admirable then, certainly a time when I wasn't around
and you can ask me questions about me directly, you don't need to ask scoot, who'd I consider a tad unreliable when it comes to obtaining information
20a7f5 No.2234422
>>2234416
i sampled everything in there worth drinking or which i forgot the taste of, all of them disappointed me. im itching for something real fruity but i have nothing suitable, a port or something would really scratch this itch.
was just saying i need to give myself time in the morning, long hair doesnt dry instantly but i gotta have that fresh out the shower feeling in a morning.
>lush bath bombs
i dunno if i could cope with smelling that gay tbh, and i do like smelling of nice things. that reminds me, i need more smelly stuff for next week when sword gets home.
fair play, if its that easy then no worries eh?
>>2234418
>My friend let me try out his girlfriend while on mdma
the fuck?
751748 No.2234423
Because Loafie should fucking neck themselves.
b94b61 No.2234424
>>2234421
But im on a tablet and typing is hard. Also i know scoots, met them even, i value their opinion even tho she and i dont always see eye to eye on stuff junk. Without keyboard romancing you can take quite a while.
>>2234422
It was wild
7c2f8b No.2234425
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This is my new favourite short video
Who knew dunking babies in water would be so fucking funny?
>>2234420
It's ok, games can be expensive. It is a big passion of mine so I go on about games a lot.
>>2234422
Are you much of a cider drinker? Drinking dark fruits cider is pretty fruity. I never had port.
I'm lazy and have a bath every now and again, can't be arsed with the shower. I'm quite the slob.
No worries at all, I'll fucking ace it.
063b73 No.2234426
>>2234425
>I'm lazy and have a bath every now and again, can't be arsed with the shower.
>tfw picturing musky Scanner
20a7f5 No.2234427
>>2234424
i mean, was it on the condition he could try you? because thats about the only way i could ever look a friend in the eye again afterwards if it were me.
>>2234425
i like cider, but usually only a good apple or maybe a pear cider. port is like an extra fruity sweet and maybe spicy wine iirc, its really fucking good shit.
been there, but at this point i just wanna be a vain faggot and smell nice all the time. looking nice is good too but thatll have to come with time. plus more reasons to have the bf spend more time around my neck is good, bo will kinda kill that.
hopefully ill do the same with this, was slightly put off by being asked to fill in a sheet on things i had to dig way past the specified section in the booklet to stand a hope in hell of answering tho.
427d06 No.2234428
>>2234424
understandable, we can always continue this conversation tomorrow desu
not sure how exactly or why you wish to romance me but good luck with that I suppose
b94b61 No.2234429
>>2234427
Nope, also i wrote my tag on her ass and posed her for pictures then slept on their couch for like a week hahaha
751748 No.2234430
casper is the original wild child
b94b61 No.2234431
>>2234428
By writing shit like kisses and fucks in posts
b94b61 No.2234432
20a7f5 No.2234433
>>2234429
man if a friend asked me to fuck his lass id walk out and not talk to him til he fucking apologised for being such a faggot
427d06 No.2234434
>>2234431
I guess I'll have to keep note of that
not sure if it'll actually 'romance' me but time will tell
fc1f43 No.2234435
wat u fags up to gimme somethin to do.
20a7f5 No.2234436
suck a dick while drinking fruity drink
b94b61 No.2234437
>>2234433
I looked hobo as fuck at the time as well. But inmy mind he still owes me tho. Ckrcumstances
>>2234434
Not sure how much illbe posting, but more then before defenitely since the stars have aligned and i have both a device AND a wifi.
Lots of fucks, sincerely yours.
Casper
fc1f43 No.2234438
>>2234436
suck ur on dick, i wana do or talk bout somethin worth while/wild.
20a7f5 No.2234439
>>2234437
man im saying nothing, i cant comprehend that shit
b94b61 No.2234440
>>2234439
We used t be tight man
b94b61 No.2234441
>>2234438
Ever done mildstyle salsa? Pretty crazy man
20a7f5 No.2234442
>>2234438
ive neither the limberness nor the fruity drink for that im afraid
read an actual book
>>2234440
ive got no fucking clue man, i just replied out of the absurdity of the situation to my eyes
b94b61 No.2234443
For some reason shitposting drains the battery more then youtube
>>2234442
It was an absurd situation tbhonestly
b94b61 No.2234444
b94b61 No.2234445
Fuck this shitshiw ive had to piss for three hours im going to toilet
b94b61 No.2234446
751748 No.2234447
this is coluin kaepernick
b94b61 No.2234448
b94b61 No.2234449
Shitshow redemption, if soto drops in tell him i said ky
7c2f8b No.2234450
>>2234426
Ok, now I'm gonna have to bathe more because you just made me flustered again.
I'll sell you my used underwear for dota items.
>>2234427
I can drink whatever crap cider, my tongue ain't picky. I do like wine at times, I tried buckfast once and that was nice.
What bodywash you use? I've been using this bodywash called Dirty Springwash that has this spearmint kick to it. I used to love this soap that they don't do anymore called Demon in the Dark which was a minty as fuck soap.
What are you talking about with filling a sheet in with?
b94b61 No.2234451
Lol remember when scanner told us real life stories on skype and told us that he would find us if we conveyed said stories onto others?
751748 No.2234452
20a7f5 No.2234453
>>2234450
never tried that tbh.
right now i just use dove soap because its cheap. if i had the money id find a good aftershave but that costs money and goes fast, so i think ill grab some of my favourite deodorant that makes me smell of lemons tomorrow if i can find it.
an exercise on health and safety legislation in electrics. "yo read 2 pages on this overview then tell us the specifics".
063b73 No.2234454
>>2234450
You little pervert. I bet the scent from the source is much better.
b94b61 No.2234455
>>2234452
Those were the good fucking days man
751748 No.2234457
>>2234455
Parents periodically ask how you are.
b94b61 No.2234458
>>2234457
Ohshit, thats pretty cool man! Tell them im doing good prefferably
7c2f8b No.2234459
>>2234453
Yeah, got it from a corner shop, didn't have to travel to Scotland to get it.
I got cheap soap too. You ever try old spice? That's good stuff. I use cheap deodrant, maybe I should get some really nice shit next month
Wow, didn't know you were an electrician. Yeah, Health and Safety is so boring, had to get through a booklet on Health and Safety in the toystore because kids will kill themselves on anything from slippy floors to small objects.
>>2234454
I never really got off on smell, I'd like to get back in a relationship to find out what I'm really into.
751748 No.2234460
>>2234458
I will do, just been saying "Oh, yeah, he gets around".
063b73 No.2234461
>>2234459
Well, I wouldn't mind helping with that.
b94b61 No.2234462
>>2234460
Thanks fornot making me look too bad to your parents, actually appreciated. Made me smile
7c2f8b No.2234463
>>2234461
Never really had a boyfriend before, not sure I'm that gay tbh, we'll sort it out.
20a7f5 No.2234464
>>2234459
what is it exactly?
cant say i have, dunno if its how id wanna smell. i tend to prefer softer smells, my usual deodorant is just plain old dove deodorant.
>Wow, didn't know you were an electrician
kek, not yet. ive only been on the course for a day. this time next year though ill hopefully have my city and guilds and be working as an actual one on some kind of apprenticeship or something for them sweet free certs.
>because kids will kill themselves on anything from slippy floors to small objects
tbh it should be possible to sue a parent for letting their kid die on your premises.
751748 No.2234465
>Paramore have retired Misery Business from Live shows.
>
>>2234462
NP geronimo
063b73 No.2234466
>>2234463
We don't even have to go that far, I was mostly talking about helping you figure out what you're into.
20a7f5 No.2234467
dudes who take care of themselves and smell nice > dudes who dont tbh.
7c2f8b No.2234469
Gonna play dota2 now, hope you guys have fun.
>>2234464
Buckfast is tonic wine, stronger than normal wine.
I don't really put thought in what I'd like to smell like, so I get most of my nice smelling shit in as presents, usually I get bog standard stuff.
Apprenticeships are cool, earn while you learn.
And I don't think that's how it works. You just reminded me of harambe, that was a classic example of bad parenting, how did the fucking kid get in the enclosure in the first place?
>>2234466
Oh yeah, we can explore that together. I'd like to learn more about what you're into too.
20a7f5 No.2234470
>>2234469
whats it taste like?
for a bit i didnt, but once i tried something that really felt right i suddenly became concerned with it. makes cuddling nicer too to know that you smell like something somebody would want to cuddle.
eh, if i could hop straight into work i would but i doubt thatll happen.
i just fucking hate parents tbh
063b73 No.2234471
>>2234469
Have a good day.
dfe83a No.2234472
Although the Colin Jost and Michael Che-hosted main event isn’t until next week, tonight saw the beginning of the two-evening presentation of the Creative Arts Emmys, i.e., all the ones that award show producers don’t think we want to watch get handed out on TV. That second-class statuette designation happens to include all of the awards handed out to animated shows, which is why you didn’t have a chance to see it tonight when Rick And Morty won a fucking Emmy for Outstanding Animated Program.
Delighting online meme-shouters everywhere, the series won its award for “Pickle Rick,” the third-season episode that combined a series of increasingly inventive action sequences, a notable guest performance from Susan Sarandon, and a catchphrase perfectly suited for screaming out of the passenger window of a previously hotboxed Tesla, overpriced McDonald’s dipping sauce in hand, into a surprisingly emotional journey into the heart of the show’s consistent sci-fi madness.
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daf544 No.2234478
someone tell cupcake to unblock me and wish him happy birthday
a0c1be No.2234479
0aa684 No.2234480
>someone tell cupcake to unblock me and wish him happy birthday
- Canadian Anon.
76836d No.2234481
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0aa684 No.2234484
>>2234482
New name every day now?
412ad9 No.2234486
>>2234484
I've always been kitten
362f00 No.2234487
>>2234484
It's like the difference between woofer, doggo, mutt, pupper, etc
412ad9 No.2234489
0aa684 No.2234490
>>2234486
Yesterday you were Trap Expert.
>>2234487
Yeah, but ^
Also there's a bit of a difference between doggo and mutt. But I getcha.
76836d No.2234491
d76a76 No.2234492
>>2234489
Not really if you are using it as a name instead of a descriptive noun
That's like calling someone named Richard Dick and expecting them to be ok with it.
412ad9 No.2234493
>>2234490
I'm always the trap expert
>>2234491
no you
>>2234492
all kitty names are mine
76836d No.2234494
>>2234493
I'm pure-bred cute, bitch.
0aa684 No.2234495
>>2234492
>That's like calling someone named Richard Dick and expecting them to be ok with it.
I have never understood this.
I don't like how my name is said in English, and I like the name Richard, so I've used it for characters and stuff until people told me they were just gonna call me dick.
>>2234493
I don't doubt that.
76836d No.2234496
tell them to call you rich for short then, dumbass
0aa684 No.2234497
>>2234496
don't not link me
412ad9 No.2234498
>>2234494
that's a silly way to spell slut
76836d No.2234499
d76a76 No.2234501
>>2234495
It is just a nickname
My brother is Richard and nobody actually calls him Dick
0aa684 No.2234502
>>2234501
Guess that's fine, then.
I guess people are more inclined to do it on the internet instead of to someone's face, too.
d76a76 No.2234503
>>2234502
I know some people that actually go by Dick.
It is more of a joke on the internet and people don't tend to just randomly give people a nickname irl after they have told you what they want to be called.
e03621 No.2234504
I needed an Official Scootalooo Thread in my life
0aa684 No.2234505
>>2234503
IRL or online?
Yeah, that's true.
Wouldn't really use another name for me IRL though.
Just hope I don't go crazy with people using my name in a way that bothers me.
0aa684 No.2234507
>>2234504
-> >>2234190
Having said that. We're due for a new thread.
e03621 No.2234508
>>2234507
I need a Fotunre!Cookie.40g thread in my life
d76a76 No.2234511
>>2234505
IRL
it is a pretty common name where I grew up
I go by a nickname irl, basically
>>2234506
Too bad!
76836d No.2234512
0aa684 No.2234513
>>2234509
I literally just deleted this picture with that filename. How often do you do this?
>>2234508
Guess I can do that.
>>2234511
I guess most friends call me by a nickname too. Derived from my actual name though.
They use Rubie/Ruby? and Ruubs instead of Ruben. Which I kinda like.
412ad9 No.2234515
>>2234513
it saves the filename the image has
d76a76 No.2234516
>>2234513
Can I eat you?
It turns out a lot of people here don't actually know my first name
0aa684 No.2234517
>>2234515
Nono, I gave it the filename "omg it's too hot"
Because you made the same post like four times last week.
>>2234516
No you cannot eat me, damnit.
I've got no idea. Unless it's Cato.
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