a07eca No.2230677
❤️ Official iScootalooo Thread❤️
Zombie day was the best time of the month
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dedf4d No.2230683
ae4674 No.2230685
>>2230679
The hentai.. what?
08fb9b No.2230686
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
a07eca No.2230687
bc172e No.2230688
Happy belated birthday, Scoot ♥
08fb9b No.2230689
>>2230687
bite me !
>>2230688
EWIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
gosh all my friends are here
b70082 No.2230690
a07eca No.2230691
f46d00 No.2230692
>>2230674
j-j-j-just for boooks???
Books are super important!!!
>>2230681
no I'm pretty hardcore tbh
I drank belgians out of the game
youth alcoholism has it's benefits
08fb9b No.2230693
I LOVE ALL OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>2230690
WOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
a07eca No.2230694
08fb9b No.2230695
>>2230692
i have libraries and used bookstores right down the road ! tbh i was gonna check em soon :o
08fb9b No.2230696
>>2230694
im made of nothing but sweet things !!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaa
bc172e No.2230699
I love you more than jesus, Toki
>>2230689
-kisses your cheek- ♥
How was your day
>>2230691
How u
We're usually not around at the same time cause I'm usually hard at work in the e-mines until later
>>2230697
Sleep well
dedf4d No.2230700
>>2230697
Goodnight, Loco.
>>2230688
Suddenly: Shitposters.
08fb9b No.2230701
>>2230697
night night woco !!
mwah mwah
a07eca No.2230702
>>2230696
Bite that BUTTY 🥪
f46d00 No.2230703
>>2230695
you better have pictures
I got some good finds yesterday
a 1952 copy of brave new world
and a golden edition of the aeneid
>>2230697
goodnight
>>2230698
uhh
I guess I am
a07eca No.2230704
>>2230699
Bot bad
At work
So no mei mei
a07eca No.2230705
bc172e No.2230706
>>2230700
I just got out of the shower
Post-exercise weed is the best
dedf4d No.2230707
>>2230706
I'll take your word for that.
Having a nice day?
bc172e No.2230708
>>2230704
The manga is over btw, u should read it
>>2230707
Yeah but I've just been doing internet work and then exercise until now
u?
08fb9b No.2230709
>>2230699
mmmmhhhhhhhu :3
^-^
work wasnt bad, 9 hr shift tho :p
pooped gabbo x.x
wanna just sit n game all night. N post.
ruffle my hair !!!
>>2230702
my tush is strong !!!!
>>2230703
i dont read much !!!! i have trouble finding things im interested in ;; outside of graphic novel one offs or manga
a07eca No.2230710
>>2230708
Man I’ve it digitally bookmarked
I need to remember
Manga crops are based
5cdf36 No.2230711
>>2230703
I don't mean right now, I'd have to do an awful lot of catching up.
989fe5 No.2230713
>>2230672
matters what i think of myself though. never again.
08fb9b No.2230714
>>2230712
did u know if i eat like. More than two bananas worth of potassium on my medication i Like Die.
like. fr
a07eca No.2230715
>>2230714
I did not know that
ASSium
No banana
f46d00 No.2230716
>>2230709
mythology is pretty cool
do that
>>2230711
oh I guess
I'm always up though
>>2230713
yeah I guess
I don't wanna be drunk in college anymore as well
bc172e No.2230717
>>2230709
-ruffles your hair and plays with it- ♥
Yeah just relax ^^
>>2230710
Yeah I've capped most of the good Matsuri at this point
There's still some anthology stuff I haven't read yet tho
a07eca No.2230718
>>2230717
Yuro sex paradise
08fb9b No.2230719
>>2230715
good thing i dont like bananas :p
sad tho, i have to cut down on my beans intake majorly
bc they got a lotta potassium
>>2230716
okay !! ill check it out !!!
>>2230717
youre so ADORABLE waaaa ;;
im weak;
dedf4d No.2230720
>>2230708
Meh, could be better. Will be better later today. Maybe tomorrow.
Just posting now.
What's that image from again?
a07eca No.2230721
>>2230719
BUT
BEANS MEANS HEINZ!!!!
That blows almost at as hard as you
bc172e No.2230722
>>2230718
Matsuri is actually best girl and it's ultimately her job to mitigate the negative impact of Mei's autism
>>2230719
Your reactions are adorable :3
>>2230720
Citrus
Good lesbian manga
bc172e No.2230723
It's what this avatar is from too btw Fortune
f46d00 No.2230724
>>2230719
We gotta adapt the mindset of our spiritual ancestors
we're like barbarians to them
989fe5 No.2230725
>>2230716
just drunk on animus
dedf4d No.2230727
>>2230722
Ooh, isn't that the anime of which you were hoping the end didn't suck?
>>2230723
Is it all drawn in that color scheme?
f46d00 No.2230728
>>2230725
....Yeah that works
08fb9b No.2230729
>>2230721
i do blow hard; fact.
>>2230722
i try !!!!!!!! im on my way to being a yuri goddess.
>>2230724
nah im like A QUEEN to them
989fe5 No.2230730
>>2230728
well, enjoy. im gonna stick things up my butt and watch some of the TV thing yan linked me to.
bc172e No.2230731
>>2230726
u'll understand
>>2230727
I was talking about the manga; the anime was over in the Spring, but yeah
What color scheme? I turn my images pink in Photoshop lol
bc172e No.2230732
>>2230729
You're almost like a pure all-embracing sex goddess except there are still a few cocks you wouldn't suck
a07eca No.2230733
>>2230729
S u c c
Post cooch
>>2230731
Naw dawg never sawg
f46d00 No.2230734
>>2230729
are you like dido???
>>2230730
g-goodnight
b30d12 No.2230735
>>2230733
>Post cooch
They'll charge money for that.
dedf4d No.2230736
>>2230731
Oooooh. That explains. I think I'd go blind trying to read it if it's all bright pink.
a07eca No.2230737
>>2230735
I’ve always got dollar
bc172e No.2230738
>>2230733
We'll see : ^ )
>>2230734
How're you, Toki? ♥
>>2230736
Such radiance is difficult for human eyes to behold
dedf4d No.2230739
>>2230738
...Yes. Let's go with that.
f46d00 No.2230740
>>2230738
emotional cause a good friend is gone for some months
b30d12 No.2230741
>>2230737
Nah, this sluts got standards.
a07eca No.2230742
>>2230741
Pft, sniffing around tracer KEklmao
08fb9b No.2230743
>>2230732
exactly !!!! look. here's the thing.
i love cock, but a good slut can tell an evil cock from a good hearted cock.
i do not suck evil cock, for it is IMMORAL !!!!!!!!!
>>2230733
i want cookies :3
>>2230734
deed o?
>>2230737
gibbe >:3c
dedf4d No.2230744
>>2230743
>a good slut can tell an evil cock from a good hearted cock.
...Can you please tell me the difference?
f46d00 No.2230745
>>2230743
DIDO, QUEEN OF CARTHAGE
FROM VIRGIL'S AENEID
b30d12 No.2230746
>>2230742
I'm sorry, your barbaric English mannerisms seem to have rendered your post completely incomprehensible.
a07eca No.2230747
>>2230743
Immortal cock
What cookies
What flavour?
a07eca No.2230748
>>2230745
Sure dido was phoenicians at large
a07eca No.2230749
08fb9b No.2230750
>>2230744
its not something you can learn from someone else, you must teach yourself. prepare yourself spiritually and your senses will awaken.
>>2230745
GABBY, QUEEN OF COCK
FROM VIRGIN'S BLOOD
>>2230747
OMG i would love. like. christmas cookies, or snickerdoodle, orm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy ones.
bc172e No.2230751
>>2230739
Don't you think it's kawaii?
>>2230740
Aww -hugs tightly- ♥
Where'd they go?
>>2230743
We have different views on the topic of morality, honestly :3
a07eca No.2230752
>>2230750
Wtf is a snickerdoodle?
dedf4d No.2230753
>>2230750
Can I learn about my own penis without having to deal with others?
>>2230751
Oh no, I think it looks cute alright, it's just looks like things would be hard to read.
b30d12 No.2230755
>>2230752
A sugar cookie with cinnamon on it too.
08fb9b No.2230756
>>2230751
mine are correct >:3c
>>2230752
sugar cookie with cinnamon !!
>>2230753
no.
>>2230754
ILL SUCK ANY AND ALL(morally good)COCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THE GOOD OF ALL PEOPLE
a07eca No.2230757
a07eca No.2230758
>>2230756
FOR THE PEOPLE
COCK SLURP
f46d00 No.2230759
flexing on life like maccy miller
>>2230756
I'm going to hide from this
blanket protect me
bd3a29 No.2230760
>>2230756
Calm down you fucking spaz.
08fb9b No.2230761
>>2230758
i smell like; dickcheese
>>2230759
can i be the teddy bear ;;
f46d00 No.2230762
>>2230761
no i dont wanna get succ
dedf4d No.2230764
>>2230756
Guess I'll never know, unless I ask someone about it.
bc172e No.2230765
>>2230753
Kind of lol
I need to find a new good yuri manga
>>2230754
I'm sure you'll be fine; you're a strong boi ♥
>>2230756
It's fine to just not like certain people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Though I've become an expert at liking you all
dedf4d No.2230766
>>2230765
I don't think I know any. I could do with some cute stuff again, though.
also
>boi
f46d00 No.2230767
>>2230765
yeah but I'm nostalgic
I get hit hard by old good times
I miss a lot
08fb9b No.2230768
>>2230762
i wont succ !! i promise ;;
sorry....
>>2230763
i love the smell tbh
but maybe. i should put on something thicker or take a shower bc i feel like the person im staying with might not like it
>>2230764
godspeed !!
>>2230765
yeah i know !!!!!
i juust wanna be a nice. plant. and have a boy water me
08fb9b No.2230769
since when do mp4s work on this board
dedf4d No.2230771
>>2230769
A good amount of months. Feels like a year.
610fd9 No.2230772
>>2230765
>I need to find a new good yuri manga
Just read Swap Swap like everyone else.
08fb9b No.2230773
i been gone for a good amount of months
makes sense
f46d00 No.2230774
listening pop punk and grunge
throwback saturday
>>2230768
then it's a okay
b30d12 No.2230775
You were gone for a while, yeah.
a07eca No.2230776
Tokinquick the sex pistols and black flag STAT
>>2230768
>>2230768
Gotta be considerate
As all
Have a jam
Yo
https://youtu.be/T_NHHJKRkwA
a07eca No.2230777
>>2230774
IS THAT HAYLEY OUT OF FRAME.
I mean. Probably not, but seems recognisable
bc172e No.2230778
>>2230766
I thought u said u didn't like cute stuff
I'm an English major so I can spell words however I want
>>2230767
That makes sense ^^
How drunk are you? I hope u drink water to soften your hangovers
>>2230768
I've e-watered people before
>>2230772
I started reading "Bloom Into You" but I don't quite like it yet so I'm reading it really slowly
>>2230774
Alice in Chains and Soundgarden are great
f46d00 No.2230779
>>2230777
naah just some model
paramore on replay rn tho
>>2230778
I never get drunk
dedf4d No.2230780
>>2230778
I don't tend to like CGDCT, but I like romance. Especially cute, pure, wholesome, lovey-dovey stuff.
I didn't mean you should've written boy. I think you should've written girl.
a07eca No.2230781
>>2230779
Yeet
Let the flames begin 👌🏼
610fd9 No.2230782
>>2230778
I can't wait for everyone to pick up the manga after watching the anime and realizing how awful it is.
08fb9b No.2230783
>>2230774
watcha listenin to !!!!!!!!!!!
>>2230776
MMMMMMMMMMMM THIS TRACK STAAAAAAANK MMMMMMMMMMMMM
have a jam in return
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFLePYjnzVo
>>2230778
water me !!
f46d00 No.2230784
I don't tend to like CGDCT, but I like romance. Especially cute, pure, wholesome, lovey-dovey stuff.
I didn't mean you should've written boy. I think you should've written girl.
a07eca No.2230785
>>2230783
Lil deb and the girl kraykray you know they slangin that cake
And gucci, thanks
f46d00 No.2230786
>>2230783
nirvanaaaa
>>2230781
I even got the CD's left ovah
a07eca No.2230787
dedf4d No.2230788
08fb9b No.2230789
>>2230785
i slang cock
haha
HAHAHAHAHA
>>2230786
aaaa
grungy
a07eca No.2230790
>>2230789
I mean
Where is the lie
a07eca No.2230791
Tokai needs some JoyDivision, STAT
0f0cc9 No.2230792
The threads have been extra lewd lately
This is better than the politics phase, at least
bc172e No.2230793
>>2230779
I don't know if you're being ironic or you actually stopped now
I guess you've probably started college; my conception of time on the internet is bad
>>2230780
U should try Citrus then
Yeah I guess she probably secretly likes being called a girl
>>2230782
I might just watch the anime and not read the manga
>>2230783
Not in public; I'm tasteful
08fb9b No.2230794
>>2230790
nowhere
>>2230793
fair.... ://
f46d00 No.2230796
>>2230792
>>2230792
>>2230792
>>2230792
>>2230787
my lil brother called me an emo for it though
>>2230788
PLAGIARY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>2230789
RAAAPE MEEEEE
that yeah
>>2230791
ooh good one
>>2230793
I'm pretty responsible in college tbh
980896 No.2230797
0f0cc9 No.2230798
>>2230796
>RAAAPE MEEEEE
>>2230797
He was the instigator, yeah
f46d00 No.2230799
>>2230798
ITS A SONG U DIP
0f0cc9 No.2230800
>>2230799
I'm not the only one
bc172e No.2230801
"RAAAPE MEEEEE"
-Toki 2018
>>2230794
You'd rather it be in public? ^^
>>2230795
Is Swap Swap good? Idr hearing of it
>>2230796
When's the last time you drank?
>>2230797
Thanks I appreciate it
a07eca No.2230802
>>2230794
Aaaaaa
Bedtime
Tuck!!!!!!!!
bc172e No.2230804
>>2230803
Oh I'll try it then
You told me before that u don't like any yuri but I guess you were just being tsun for it
bc172e No.2230805
Oh this is a Wish fetish manga
08fb9b No.2230806
>>2230796
hug me !!
>>2230801
yes !!!!!!! or either
>>2230802
tuck tuck !!! mwah
rest nice :3
mwahawhamwhaw
0f0cc9 No.2230807
Does Wish like anything else?
dedf4d No.2230808
>>2230792
Mhm. I wholeheartedly agree.
>>2230793
I believe I was warned about NTR in that one, though. Not a fan. Might be misremembering.
That's because she's a girl.
>>2230796
HYPOCRITE
dedf4d No.2230809
Oh wait. Forgot I did the name thing.
0f0cc9 No.2230810
>>2230808
The threads have been all about cybering for the past few days. Since when was that not something to shit on someone for?
f46d00 No.2230811
>>2230801
1 hour ago
>>2230800
im so happy
cause today I found...
>>2230806
*huggu*
>>2230808
:'c
0f0cc9 No.2230812
>>2230811
You changed the song
f46d00 No.2230813
>>2230812
yeah im switching all this
chaos reigns
bc172e No.2230814
>Two girls, Ichinose Haruko and Nikaido Natsuko, bump into each other by accident, resulting in a kiss and them swapping bodies. The only way to swap back is to kiss again...
>bump into each other by accident resulting in a kiss
>>2230806
Yeah your slut level is beautifully high
>>2230807
Bacon with maple syrup on it
>>2230808
The possibility of NTR is part of the plot but I can't really say if there is or isn't NTR without giving spoilers : ^ )
>>2230811
So you're still being an alcohol even in college, or? ^^
610fd9 No.2230815
>>2230804
I like Harukana Receive and I liked Yuzumori-san :^)
>>2230805
wtf how
08fb9b No.2230816
>>2230811
tired;;
>>2230814
im A HUGE SLUT !!!
f46d00 No.2230817
>>2230814
drinking on a weekend is normal
I just don't drink on weekdays now
I finished all my reading and subjects
2ae91f No.2230818
>>2230813
I don wanna cope with this tho
>>2230814
That is a canadafetish
and Wish is a canada
so it is a whisfetish
610fd9 No.2230819
>Bacon with maple syrup on it
This is really good, please try it.
b30d12 No.2230820
>>2230819
It's true, I used it for my hotdogs.
f46d00 No.2230821
>>2230816
same..
I wanna sleep
>>2230818
good
coping is bad
b44e0a No.2230822
Canadian "bacon" or real bacon?
>>2230821
But if you don't cope then you are in trouble
08fb9b No.2230823
>>2230821
can we fall asleep together;; hhh....
f46d00 No.2230824
me slep now
>>2230822
trouble isn't real
chaos is easily defeated
>>2230823
yeah
im sleepin now
nini
9627f7 No.2230825
>>2230819
have you tried maple syrup on dick? i hear its a delicacy you might like
08fb9b No.2230827
>>2230824
nini !! rest nice..
0f0cc9 No.2230828
>>2230824
Sleep well TokiToki
bc172e No.2230829
>>2230815
Harukana Receive is yuri? Maybe I should try more of it
And body swap fetish
>>2230816
-kisses your lips-
>>2230817
Yeah that's fine in general, though tbh I'm not sure how I feel about it in your case cause of how much damage you've done to your liver already lol
Nevermind though; I guess I won't e-nag you if you just drink once a week :3
>>2230818
There's a longstanding theory that all Canadian posters are actually the same person
>>2230819
I should
bc172e No.2230830
dedf4d No.2230831
>>2230810
Well, anything I say about it would be kinda hypocritical.
>>2230814
Fair enough, really.
Tell me at least if it's satisfying to read.
dedf4d No.2230832
>>2230829
>There's a longstanding theory that all Canadian posters are actually the same person
There's a longstanding theory that all British posters are actually the same person
There's a longstanding theory that all Dutch posters are actually the same person
610fd9 No.2230833
>>2230820
Please don't put maple syrup on hotdogs.
>>2230822
Real.
>>2230825
Only my own.
>>2230829
Can't say I've seen a single dude in it, at least.
Oh, tru.
610fd9 No.2230834
why do I have a body swap fetish though
08fb9b No.2230835
>>2230829
oh my gosh im not ready for this
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
literally anytime im like. slightly turned on or like. ;;;;;; blushing i notice my breathes get. sharper and heavier
and i kind of dont know what to do
like. fr.
b30d12 No.2230836
>>2230833
Nah, I used maple bacon, it worked pretty well.
0f0cc9 No.2230837
>>2230829
THat is hard when they have been spotted in the wild
>>2230831
well yeah, same here
I'm not complaining, it really is better than politics threads
b30d12 No.2230838
>>2230835
>Anytime I'm slightly turned on
90% of the day.
0f0cc9 No.2230839
>>2230833
Good on you
Nobody can beat smoked pork belly
dedf4d No.2230840
>>2230837
For sure. People just get angry and heated over something they'll never agree on.
bc172e No.2230841
>>2230831
Yeah it is imo
Looking forward to when Citrus Plus comes out
>>2230832
Stop being racist
>>2230833
That's not good enough
The girls also have to all kiss each other
>>2230834
I don't know; I'm not an e-psychologist
>>2230835
You're so much fun
>>2230837
Paid actors
0f0cc9 No.2230842
>>2230841
I'll be a paid actor
9627f7 No.2230843
>>2230833
How was it?
>>2230841
>I'm not an e-psychologist
fuck. what have i been paying you for then?
9627f7 No.2230844
08fb9b No.2230845
>>2230838
okay ive been ignoring you but i'll respond to this one
yeah it really really is 90% of the day
OMG so i finally got to work with the boy who got hired at the same time as me and omg
he's this soft spoken hispanic boy and HES SO SWEET
i literally. like while i was making chips sometimes id think about his lips and freeze up and opmgasnmgjknasdg
boys.................
>>2230841
I JUST SHUT DOWN aaaaa i cant handle affection ;;
dedf4d No.2230846
>>2230841
Welp, guess I'll consider it.
>Racist
The fuck is racist about it?
0f0cc9 No.2230847
>>2230845
Have you started hitting on him yet?
b30d12 No.2230848
>>2230845
Didn't notice.
Ah, so your weakness is kissing, or any intimate contact.
610fd9 No.2230849
>>2230836
Maple bacon is not bacon with maple syrup on it, please understand.
>>2230841
I mean, it's not shameless yuri.
>>2230843
sticky uwu
08fb9b No.2230850
>>2230847
no;;;;;;
>>2230848
my weaknesses include;
boys
cock
intimacy
affection
kissing
hugging
looking at me
being nice
being sweet
baking
and letting me drive yuo to places
dedf4d No.2230851
>>2230850
That''s a really cute list.
0f0cc9 No.2230852
>>2230850
Why not, could be good.
What about driving you places?
b30d12 No.2230853
>>2230849
Can you make maple bacon by mixing maple syrup and bacon?
>>2230850
>and letting me drive yuo to places
Odd one at the end there.
9627f7 No.2230855
>>2230849
sticky icky or good sticky?
10f5fd No.2230856
>>2230851
ty.... its all true !!!!!!! ;;
>>2230852
i dont think hes. Into the idea me as a boy, or as a girl
being trans weird bc straight guys probably wont like you and a lot of the time being hit on by someone who's mostly into dudes feels Kinda Gross and dysphoric
>>2230853
driving i love and its important to me.
and id be okay with them driving me places too !!! Both good.
610fd9 No.2230857
>>2230853
Not without baking it and adding brown sugar too.
>>2230855
It was hard to jerk off.
9627f7 No.2230858
>>2230857
oh :( so its not good lube, got it.. i thought i might be a genius coming up with good tasting lube
b30d12 No.2230859
>>2230856
Ah, makes sense in a way. Means you're in an intimate area but you're still outside moving.
You mean baking for people, or them for you?
b30d12 No.2230860
>>2230857
>Brown sugar
Then it's candied bacon.
0f0cc9 No.2230861
>>2230854
Cute
>>2230856
This makes sense.
Gotta find the right guy~
0e7f96 No.2230862
>>2230857
but you can't jerk your clit off
10f5fd No.2230863
>>2230859
yeah and blasting music and seeing sights
stopping whenever to seee things
i love ,2 bake.
>>2230861
i do !!!! i will !!!
610fd9 No.2230864
>>2230858
That exists already.
>>2230860
You add both 🤔
>>2230862
Oh.
b30d12 No.2230866
>>2230863
Only places I know of to stop down here is places to eat tbh. You're down south of me and Nez, right?
What all do you bake?
9627f7 No.2230867
>>2230864
and ofc you know. perv
w-whats it called?
b30d12 No.2230868
>>2230864
Huh, I'll have to make that sometime.
dedf4d No.2230869
>>2230856
Just sounds like the list you'd want your cute gf to want, you know?
Good luck.
0e7f96 No.2230870
>>2230861
it was pretty much a saved answer. had to repost.
dedf4d No.2230871
610fd9 No.2230872
>>2230867
...Flavored lube?
>>2230868
Do you just buy premade maple bacon?
Or do you just cook it without the brown sugar?
b30d12 No.2230873
>>2230872
I bought some pre made maple bacon because it was on sale. Tried it, was pretty good. Never thought to make candied bacon with maple syrup too.
7d6986 No.2230874
610fd9 No.2230875
>>2230873
It is pretty good, yeah.
Try it without baking too, it's better imo :3
10f5fd No.2230876
>>2230866
Really depends
i hover around winter park for the most part
i like to bake cookies and. Muffins >:3c wanna learn bread.
>>2230869
i really really want to be a boys cute gf fucj
in gonna cri ;; Dang Estrogen
0e7f96 No.2230877
>>2230871
KeK
i had to cap that.
9627f7 No.2230878
>>2230872
:o mind=blown
ty for this Wishy,
b30d12 No.2230879
>>2230875
Well yeah, I only know pan fried bacon.
>>2230876
Kississimee? Because one of my favorite pizza places is down there. Al's pizza. Not the best quality, but fucking great price and very fast.
Cookies and brownies are my jam. I make chocolate chip oreo cookies. Nezi ate like six of them like a slut. I need to steal my moms bread making machine, now that you remind me. I have some Irish soda bread ingredients I need to use.
b30d12 No.2230880
>>2230879
>>2230876
>Winter park
Oh, then you're east of us. Donut king is around there, plus some other damn good food.
610fd9 No.2230881
>>2230878
Np Minami
>>2230879
Yes yes, pan fry it and then pour maple syrup on it and then consume.
dedf4d No.2230882
>>2230877
Yeah, fair enough...
>>2230876
Yeah, I really want the reverse.
Good luck, Gabby.
b30d12 No.2230883
>>2230881
Would be good with waffles. Hmmm.
9627f7 No.2230884
>>2230881
>Minami
get trolld nerd. ima play vidya and watch anime later so bye! i hope youre here later so i can ask things about anime cuz its been a while
7d6986 No.2230885
610fd9 No.2230886
>>2230883
Yes, just drown both in maple syrup and then lick the plate :^)
>>2230884
??????????
b30d12 No.2230887
>>2230886
I'll make a note of it then. Thanks.
979948 No.2230888
I forgot how awesome it is to take a nap in the middle of the day.
c38149 No.2230889
>>2230879
>>2230880
nothing but good food options here
anytime i dont cook for myself and treat myself out i eat good.
i get a LOT of asian food
lots of raw fish
>>2230882
ty fortune. im trying my best to be the best girl ! on earth :3
b30d12 No.2230890
>>2230889
Oh fuck El Potro off of Lee road is my favorite Mexican place. Yeah Winter Park has a lot of good places, always wanted to try that Irish tavern off of Fairbanks. I bet they have beef stew.
Nezi keeps bugging my about wanting to eat at an Asian place, have a list available?
610fd9 No.2230891
>>2230887
Of course, now give me headpats.
dedf4d No.2230896
>>2230885
Mornin'.
>>2230889
What does that look like, best girl?
979948 No.2230897
Fucking canadians. Maple syrup is not the answer to everything.
>>2230893
Evening Maddie. How goes?
ae0d74 No.2230898
>>2230894
how goes?
>>2230895
Master!!~
pls give me hugs ;~;
>>2230897
It's going. Was looking for a new job after I got out of work tonight. Might go work for my regular bar.
What's new?
b30d12 No.2230899
>>2230898
Got called out to do two jobs, so that means I'm working tomorrow too.
More money at least.
You?
ae0d74 No.2230901
>>2230899
Eating dinner finally.
That sucks. You work too much^^
>>2230900
♥
7d6986 No.2230902
>>2230896
it's almost 530 pm for me
610fd9 No.2230903
>>2230892
Mean ;~;
>>2230897
Just try it Mandy, it's good I promise.
dedf4d No.2230904
>>2230902
I always Mornin', regardless of time.
b30d12 No.2230905
>>2230901
At 8? Geez.
I agree.
>>2230903
I am, yes.
ae0d74 No.2230906
>>2230905
I always eat late. 1 meal a day^^
b30d12 No.2230907
>>2230906
What of your metabolism?
610fd9 No.2230909
>>2230905
Nezi will teach you how to be more affectionate eventually.
979948 No.2230910
>>2230898
Looking for a new job? Same work, just different place?
Nothing new with me, really. The week of hell is finally over though. Fuck labor day.
>>2230903
I agree it is good, but you don't need it everywhere. Plus, real maple syrup is fucking expensive down here. Too expensive unless you want to just splurge every once in awhile.
But maple syrup bacon just sounds wrong. It ruins the crunch.
b30d12 No.2230911
>>2230909
Yeah, and he'll learn how to cook.
ae0d74 No.2230912
>>2230907
what about it?
>>2230908
I might go to a comic book convention tomorrow instead of work^^
>>2230910
I just wanna work a kitchen where it's not highschool kids, retards, and people that impregnate other coworkers so I can deal with wayyy less drama. Worth the paycut imo.
ooh Labor day messed with you a bit?
610fd9 No.2230913
>>2230910
No it doesn't, I promise.
Just try it.
>>2230911
Teach me how to cook too!
c38149 No.2230914
>>2230890
gotta go for now. Be back later
>>2230896
ae0d74 No.2230916
>>2230915
It would kinda be a good segue into our movie night~
b30d12 No.2230917
>>2230912
Can't be good for it.
>>2230913
I only know how to cook like an American.
>>2230914
Auf.
979948 No.2230918
>>2230911
Ha! Joke! You funny man!
>>2230912
I mean, the bars I frequent, the staff is all fucking each other....
And yeah. Busiest beer selling day of the year. The company hit record sales.
>>2230913
I have though. I wasn't really appreciative of it. I enjoy my bacon blackened and crunchy. I'm a monster.
dedf4d No.2230919
610fd9 No.2230920
>>2230917
Well, I know how to cook like a Canadian already, so no worries.
>>2230918
The bacon is still crunchy though, it just has maple syrup on it too.
ae0d74 No.2230921
>>2230917
I don't really know how that all works tbh. I nibble shit at work though so it's not like I'm eating absolutely nothing up until my late dinners...
*shrugs*
>>2230918
They're old enough to hopefully use their common sense when it comes to that at least.
0f0cc9 No.2230922
>>2230916
Exactly!
And you managed to actually go in for the rest of the week, so you earned it
979948 No.2230923
>>2230920
But it adds a degree of moisture I don't want. I am all about texture when it comes to food. Taste takes a secondary seat.
>>2230921
They are drunk enough not to, usually.
ae0d74 No.2230924
>>2230922
I really didn't wanna go in this morning.
b30d12 No.2230925
>>2230920
Means all of my food is fairly unhealthy and mostly made of meat.
>>2230921
Oh, well that's different then.
ae0d74 No.2230926
610fd9 No.2230927
>>2230925
Mostly meat isn't really that unhealthy.
Also long as it's not riddled with carbs :3
ae0d74 No.2230928
time for my scheduled cry session. ttyl
fe5bbb No.2230929
>>2230925
You're going to be fat and unhealthy when you are 50 like my dad was until he started trying to change things at least, he still eats bad actually and is still unhealthy so nvm.
fe5bbb No.2230930
>>2230928
talk to me and smoke weed instead of crying
979948 No.2230931
>>2230928
Um....everything ok, lass?
0f0cc9 No.2230932
>>2230924
But you did, so now you get to treat yourself!
610fd9 No.2230933
>>2230923
I'll teach you the texture of this dick
b30d12 No.2230934
>>2230927
I can make plenty of that. Pasta, lasagna, cakes and pies.
>>2230929
I lost 60 pounds in the last three months though. And all it took was instead of eating once a day, I eat all day.
ae0d74 No.2230935
>>2230930
I don't have any.
>>2230931
Not really.
>>2230932
The plan as it stands is I'm gonna try to call out tomorrow and if he gives me shit I'll work tomorrow but I'm putting my 2 weeks in. We've been overstaffed lately for no reason though so it shouldn't be a problem.
979948 No.2230936
>>2230933
Yeah? You mean when I am giving you a reach around, right?
>>2230935
Well don't go cry by your lonesome. You got friends here.
fe5bbb No.2230937
>>2230934
i keep telling people that snacking on small amounts throughout the day is the ideal way to consume food
610fd9 No.2230938
>>2230934
No no, I don't need any of that.
>>2230936
That's gay.
I meant when you're gobbling deez nuts.
fe5bbb No.2230939
>>2230935
oh shit homie, if i could id saddle right up besides you and let you hit this apple
sorry to hear it i hope you feel better
b30d12 No.2230940
>>2230937
As long as it isn't literal garbage you'll melt weight effortlessly.
>>2230938
Well I'm making pork ribs right now, and can make pulled pork and chicken. One of my pulled chicken uses syrup, actually.
979948 No.2230941
>>2230938
That doesn't sound like something I would do. Unless they are dry roasted and honey-dipped.
610fd9 No.2230942
>>2230940
Great, now take that pulled pork, and put it on top of some poutine 👌👌👌
>>2230941
I'll dip them in some honey, just for you.
979948 No.2230943
>>2230942
But are they roasted?!? I would gladly roast them beside you while we sit in the forest and stare up at a starry night...
610fd9 No.2230944
>>2230943
No, but that won't stop you.
979948 No.2230946
>>2230944
Maybe you if gobbled these nuts first.
610fd9 No.2230947
>>2230945
It is, fries with cheese curds and gravy.
>>2230946
That doesn't sound like something I would do. Unless they are dry roasted and honey-dipped.
fe5bbb No.2230948
>>2230946
>>2230947
what if i gobble both of your nuts and then watch you make out
979948 No.2230950
>>2230947
I'll dip them in some honey, just for you, buttercup.
>>2230948
Wait, what
610fd9 No.2230951
610fd9 No.2230952
>>2230950
But are they roasted?!? I would gladly roast them
fe5bbb No.2230953
>>2230949
don't you jpg.gif me
>>2230950
9627f7 No.2230954
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
anime had to wait cuz loli wanted me to sing
>at least she likes my voice when i sing
>>2230886
ur rlly bad at guessing anons when im around wishu
979948 No.2230955
>>2230952
Look, I'll roast some peanuts or something with you, bu t I don't think any nut gobbling is going to be going on. Unless you are just adorable and get me drunk.
>>2230953
It isn't moving.
9627f7 No.2230956
>>2230955
thats the kind of bulge i like to see
bd3a29 No.2230957
>>2230953
Hey, don't let me interrupt your nut gobbling; that's clearly the priority for ya.
610fd9 No.2230958
>>2230954
kys bebop
>>2230955
I'm a boy though.
fe5bbb No.2230959
>>2230957
One jokingly sexual post doesn't make me half the slut I know you are you kinky fucking shit, don't even start with me.
>>2230955
9627f7 No.2230960
979948 No.2230962
>>2230956
Amen, brother.
>>2230958
You know, boys can be adorable too. You don't seem like the the type I would bed over a counter though. I would drink a beer with you though.
>>2230959
What.
610fd9 No.2230963
>>2230962
You'd bed a boy?
That's gay.
610fd9 No.2230964
bd3a29 No.2230965
>>2230959
Kelevra comin' with the fangs out! Heel, boy- Your not so private man lust isn't near as egregious to me as "gobble nuts." Last time I heard those words in combination was like season five of south park.
979948 No.2230966
>>2230963
It is years, Your Grace, since I buggered a boy... And in my own defense, I must add, I thought him a girl at the moment of entry.
You're gross.
9627f7 No.2230967
>>2230961
y did you do me so ;-;
fe5bbb No.2230968
>>2230965
ligma
>>2230962
i keep accidentally linking your posts
979948 No.2230969
>>2230968
At this point I think there is nothing accidental about it.
fe5bbb No.2230970
>>2230969
i accidentally linked and replied to you aggin, woops
fe5bbb No.2230971
also im drinking right now
fe5bbb No.2230972
SEE THAT DALLAS I ACTUALLY TELL PEOPLE WHEN IM DRUNK INSTEAD OF MAKING THEM GUESS!!!!!!!!!!
979948 No.2230973
>>2230970
Alright, well if you do it again, you are going to have to post a pic of your face, I mean your drink of choice.
bd3a29 No.2230974
>>2230972
I do in fact see.
fe5bbb No.2230975
>>2230974
fuck you, you think you can drink and hold your shit together then you get pissed off when you're a drunk asshole and people know you're a drunk asshole
also hi
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/252/731/
you said one then the other and since im lazy and my phone is charging here is a beer i like (but not what i am drinking right now)
fe5bbb No.2230976
oh man the name of that beer is going to piss you off so much Dallas
979948 No.2230977
I didn't ask for a beer you like, I asked what you were drinking!
bd3a29 No.2230978
>>2230975
I'm an asshole literally all the time anyhow liquor just greases the wheels, hoss~
What are you drinking right now though?
bd3a29 No.2230979
>>2230976
Oh it's a European beer- European beer is garbage.
fe5bbb No.2230980
>>2230977
>>2230978
ITS A GOOD BEER AND YOUR SHOULD STILL CHECK IT OUT
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/418/115076/
im drinking this again because i like it but i want you to know i did get a 12 case of Hamm's and it was marginally better than bud light in a meaningful enough way to be noticeable
fe5bbb No.2230981
>>2230979
That's a very fantastic Hefe Weiss beer and it's at the top of it's category. I got someone to try it yesterday and they liked it enough to message me and tell me about it.
979948 No.2230982
>>2230980
We have gone over this. I literally distribute that beer.
That is fair. Hamm's isn't bad beer, honestly. It is relatively cheap and flavorful. If I was going to go for competitor beer though I might go just coors banquet. It has been a good minute since I've had one.
bd3a29 No.2230983
>>2230980
What is it with you and coffee/milk/sundae beers? Hamm's is no joke 'round less than half the price and that's what counts. If you're gonna drink to get drunk don't fuck around with it. I like my alcohol like I like my whore: cheap and leave me with a burning sensation once they're gone.
fe5bbb No.2230984
>>2230982
not the milk stout
i was telling you to check out the Weiss beer
im sure you have tried that one too though since its a very important beer to try
fe5bbb No.2230985
>>2230983
i drink three bottles of beer in a night
i think that tells you im not drinking to get drunk msot of the time, im just already drunk and following it up with more beer i had at home
bd3a29 No.2230986
>>2230981
This is America, don't need none of that kraut shit- We have Budweiser; the king of beers!
fe5bbb No.2230987
>>2230986
Budweiser fucking sucks get out of here with that ass-clown shit. I'd rather put Hamm's in an IV and take it through my arm than drink Budweiser.
979948 No.2230988
>>2230983
Oh bud, you an everclear man too??
>>2230984
That is what I mean. I distribute Weihenstephaner. As well as Spaten, Franzenschaner, Leffe, Stella, and several other Euro beers.
I am not a fan of Euro beers in general. Wheat beers aren't my bag. They sell well enough though, I suppose.
9627f7 No.2230989
fe5bbb No.2230990
>>2230988
Huh, I really like wheat beers.
What's your favorite beer right now?
bd3a29 No.2230991
>>2230987
What, you some kind of fuckin' commienazi coming around with your Deutch VEISS and cocoa creme ales? This is America and if you're a patriot you drink the fuckin' beer that says AMERICA on it!
979948 No.2230992
>>2230986
Oh bud, this Bud's for you!
>>2230990
If by favorite you mean the beer I am drinking most of, that would be Natty Daddy.
bd3a29 No.2230993
>>2230988
Cousin's Indiana 'shine when I can get around his way.
fe5bbb No.2230994
>>2230992
Okay what about the beer you'd spring a couple extra bucks for when you saw it? Maybe you are more of a,liquor guy.
>>2230991
351dfd No.2230995
Can we TC and make ban show dick on cam?
979948 No.2230996
>>2230993
Respectable.
>>2230994
I hang around seasonals, honestly. I'll never say no to Stone IPA or a Dechutes Fresh Squeeze IPA, but I am also very partial to stouts and porters. Four Peaks Pumpkin Porter is back in the trade, so if I were looking to splurge it might be that.
bd3a29 No.2230997
>>2230994
Nah though if you're not drinking to get drunk; if a company could made that Pibwasser beer you linked up above with zero alcohol but same taste you'd gladly drink that?
979948 No.2230998
Dude, you would shit your pants at how much Saint Pauli NA or Busch NA sells.
fe5bbb No.2230999
>>2230997
Why does O'doul's exist? your stupid thought experiment actually exists.
fe5bbb No.2231000
>>2230996
ill probably just get a bunch of founders to try since they are right next to me and are doing the pints for prostates thing that left hand brewing is doing, where some of the money goes to cancer research
748ce8 No.2231001
I can't be awake or asleep
I'm trapped
And hungry
fe5bbb No.2231002
b30d12 No.2231003
>>2231001
Get some water and read a book.
979948 No.2231004
>>2231000
Founders is a solid brewery.
351dfd No.2231005
>>2231001
Go take a shower
You smell
fe5bbb No.2231006
>>2231001
meant to post this at you
b30d12 No.2231008
>>2231007
Something light.
fe5bbb No.2231009
>>2231007
dont eat before bed
do you want a lap and some warm milk?
748ce8 No.2231010
>>2231005
You don't know when I showered last
bd3a29 No.2231012
>>2230999
I was referring to you specifically- Would you?
fe5bbb No.2231014
>>2231012
how would i know that unless i try it first
351dfd No.2231015
>>2231013
Jk tho
No but seriously send nudes
979948 No.2231016
Soto, why are you such a thirsty whore?
dedf4d No.2231018
9627f7 No.2231019
c38149 No.2231020
748ce8 No.2231021
>>2231020
Thanks I got the metroid at animazement
351dfd No.2231022
>>2231016
Because the girl who actually genuinely likes me and is willing to let me do anything with her annoys the shit out of me most of the time so it isn't as enjoyable as I'd want it to be
So I vent out my pent up sexual frustration with the cuties on here
>>2231018
I just bought a ton of beer
>>2231017
Your neck/collarbones really turn me on for some reason
748ce8 No.2231023
Taking bets on how long Soto is busy masturbating to my stomach
351dfd No.2231024
c38149 No.2231025
>>2231021
mhm !!
im out here supporting Big Gay
fe5bbb No.2231026
>>2231023
not long-
fuck off soto
dedf4d No.2231027
>>2231022
Nice nice.
Are we going to do TC's more often?
I might get alcohol in that case.
979948 No.2231029
>>2231022
I must admit, that actually is a fairly despicable thing to be doing. Just break it off with the girl instead of leading her on then.
748ce8 No.2231031
>>2231024
Jesus Christ I hope for the sake of every trap you've taken home you last longer than that in bed
>>2231022
Thanks
dedf4d No.2231032
>>2231028
Ahh, good ol' this. Pretty sure I've read this one in Dutch.
>I keep two magnums in my desk. One's a gun.
dedf4d No.2231033
Guess I misunderstood the joke.
dedf4d No.2231034
>>2231031
Soto works at maximum efficiency.
How is he going to fuck every trap if he takes longer than 10 seconds each?
351dfd No.2231036
>>2231029
Well I just use her for the money and the occasional sex
I've been trying to break it off for the longest but she doesn't seem to care that im not interested, I guess she is okay with me like fake liking her
It's kinda sad but like what can I do man
>>2231027
Im supposed to be babysitting my niece and my lil sis but theyre like 13 and they're doing their own thing on their laptops or watching a movie in the living room
>>2231031
IT WAS A JOKE REVY JEEZ
5cdf36 No.2231037
Soto is being ironic right?
fe5bbb No.2231038
>>2231034
a surprisingly well made point
a9288d No.2231039
this bitch has TWELVE skin care products inside the shower alone
>>2231030
HmmMMMMmMMmmMMmMmMMMmMM
>>2231032
yeah it's pretty amusing.
my cousin actually made a Calvin & Hobbes painting for a dartboard
but once again
that picture is on my desktop PC
979948 No.2231040
>>2231036
You can stop using her for the money and occasional sex. Stop being a leech, and be a fucking man for a change.
748ce8 No.2231041
>>2231035
A subpar forgery
I don't have a southern accent
>>2231034
Those poor little girls
>>2231036
Mhm sure
>>2231037
No
bd3a29 No.2231042
>>2231037
No he's a houseboy
dedf4d No.2231043
>>2231022
>>2231036
Holy fucking shit, Soto.
How am I ever going to banter-insult you when you life is like this? I can't top this.
TC when?
c38149 No.2231044
gooby booger does it again; Hello
b30d12 No.2231045
>>2231039
Fine, you make me pull out my tripcode.
b30d12 No.2231046
>>2231044
What's a list of good Asian places in Winter Park?
a9288d No.2231047
>>2231045
holy fuck lmao I didn't know you had that
i'm dead
bd3a29 No.2231048
>>2231044
Who the dude in your pic? I like his jacket
b30d12 No.2231049
>>2231047
I made it for Cupcake. May he suck dick in heaven forever now.
a9288d No.2231050
>>2231048
T R I G G E R E D!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dedf4d No.2231051
>>2231041
At least Soto has no standards. He'll make them all feel loved.
>>2231039
Ooh, nice. I used to have a couple of books of 'em. Read them to pieces.
It's way better in English though.
>>2231037
...I wouldn't bet on it.
And I don't even know what you're referring to.
5cdf36 No.2231052
>>2231041
I wanna pretend to be surprised...
c38149 No.2231053
>>2231046
idk why i posted i have to drive for twenty minutes
a9288d No.2231056
>>2231049
I mean he's not dead, just in agonizing pain and crippled beyond repair.
>>2231051
I've never been into comics but c&h is pretty good yeah
0e7f96 No.2231058
>>2231041
Oh, that's the only reason?
748ce8 No.2231059
>>2231051
He'll make them feel like Fantine
>>2231052
Try, it's fun
748ce8 No.2231060
>>2231058
No just my favorite one
5cdf36 No.2231061
Goddamn, I really thought better that than Soto.
>>2231059
I suck at this, It's difficult ;;
351dfd No.2231062
>>2231037
Ironic about?
>>2231040
Its not really using tbh
Its more of a service, like a boyfriend for rent, ya know?
Like Im nice to her, treat her well, go down on her and make sure she enjoys herself then finish her off with the dick.
Afterwards she offers to buy me food or alcohol and we watch some anime or some shit then she'll sometimes shoot me some cash for like weed or whatever then she heads home
She scratches my back, I scratch hers
We're both well aware of what situation we're in and we're fine with it
I dont really see anything wrong with it
>>2231041
Don't make me go over there
>>2231043
You wanna TC?
I gotta pull out my busted ass laptop as my cam
>>2231054
Im triggered people actually took that seriously
goddamn slavs and their inability to understand sarcasm
dedf4d No.2231063
>>2231054
I'm taking that at face value tbh.
>>2231059
Fantine?
>>2231056
Can't think of a better one, either.
>>2231062
I'll TC whenever there is one, man.
5cdf36 No.2231064
>>2231062
I mean, I would, if it was anyone but you.
979948 No.2231065
>>2231062
That's because you're a grown kid. You rationalize it like that, but I guarantee she doesn't. You are fine with the situation because you get free weed and beer and pussy whenever you want. If you were my friend though, or any friend of any friend of mine, you would have been beaten to a pulp a few times by now.
Be as much a manwhore as you want, but being a douche ain't cool.
fe5bbb No.2231066
>>2231044
im assuming that "does it again" roughly translates to "is a general faggot gay douchebag"
c38149 No.2231067
>>2231065
telling soto not to be fucking human garbage ?
difficult
But needed
351dfd No.2231068
This nigga mad cause I'm taking advantage of a girls feelings
boo fuckin hoo lmaooo
>>2231064
How cute
>>2231063
Man I need to shave too lol
dedf4d No.2231069
>This nigga mad cause I'm taking advantage of a girls feelings
>boo fuckin hoo lmaooo
Soto.txt
c38149 No.2231070
5cdf36 No.2231071
>>2231063
Apparently that's the right way to take it.
>>2231068
Isn't it?
351dfd No.2231072
>>2231071
So how's life man?
979948 No.2231073
>>2231067
Somebody has to.
>>2231068
I ain't mad, bud. And I can tell you without lie that I would kick your ass without anger or hate. But you need to learn that what you are doing is akin to running down the street shitting on the sidewalk.
748ce8 No.2231074
>>2231062
Do it faggot I'm poor
>>2231063
Single mother from Les Miserables, gets fired because her coworkers are bitches, sells her hair, teeth, and body to support her daughter
Dies in like the first hour of the movie
c38149 No.2231075
>>2231073
this board has a lot of shitty people but holy cow i dont know how they even exist
351dfd No.2231076
>>2231073
Did you really expect me to be a good guy?
lol what a funny guy
>>2231074
Can I stay over at your pad?
Will your parents kick me out for being brown?
>>2231075
It's called being fake sweetie
c38149 No.2231077
literally impossible for me to understand being okay with being an immoral shithead
979948 No.2231078
>>2231075
A lot of people exaggerate online.
>>2231076
Oh, trust me, you aren't what I would call a 'bad boy' or anything. You are just a child that needs to learn a lesson.
dedf4d No.2231079
>>2231068
I didn't shave much since. Guess I'll do some if I feel like it.
>>2231071
It usually is.
Soto is... his existing is simply amazing.
0e7f96 No.2231080
>>2231060
maybe it's gabby?
would you fight gabby for cocks?
35774e No.2231081
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dedf4d No.2231082
>>2231074
Nonono. He'd take that woman after she sells her hair and fuck her anyway.
THEN she dies.
351dfd No.2231083
>>2231078
Aren't we all lol
>>2231079
What time is it over there?
fe5bbb No.2231084
>>2231078
Yea he needs to learn that girls are sub-humans that need to be taken care of and treated like children to a degree unless they are competent enough to go to college and get a career, which is what my girlfriend is working on.
5cdf36 No.2231085
>>2231072
Good, busy, fun.
Not boring.
That's as much as I can ask.
>>2231079
I'm sure he's chill irl.
Maybe.
979948 No.2231087
>>2231083
No. Some of us have actually progressed to the prestigious club known as 'manhood'.
>>2231084
Sadly, there is some truth to that, though sub-human might be too harsh a term.
fe5bbb No.2231088
>>2231086
stop being a slime, right now
bd3a29 No.2231089
>>2231075
Yeah- Attention whores, assholes, people mooching of their girl- People taking government benefits and spending them on drugs, people taking government benefits after having gamed the system, people spending government benefits on anime figurines, Insider doing Insider things- Hey look mother fucker; if taking advantage of someone for their money (which in Soto's case the bitch doesn't have to give) is your hangup there are fuckers on autismbux here who I know don't need to be.
fe5bbb No.2231091
>>2231087
i know, i was being a total asshole, and i feel bad about it. i only joke about it because i have to put up with it, but there is definitely distinctly MAN about being a man that females don't seem to get on some levels.
fe5bbb No.2231092
>>2231090
STOP IT, NO GOO YOU
fe5bbb No.2231093
>>2231089
yea like i got a friend who deserves to get their ass kicked twice as bad as Soto for what they do to their female friends
0e7f96 No.2231095
>>2231081
who would you fight for penis?
fe5bbb No.2231096
>>2231094
Look I might have under-estimated how many gooporeons you have but you can't possibly do this all night, especially since SOMEONE is about to make a new thread.
dedf4d No.2231097
>>2231081
QUACK
>>2231083
04:24
>>2231085
Oh yeah, for sure. I've got no doubts about that.
fe5bbb No.2231098
fe5bbb No.2231100
>>2231099
You're just lucky that Vaporeon is a water type and a lot of artists probably do a lot of artistic watery things.
351dfd No.2231101
>>2231085
Sounds like you live quite the interesting life man
Good shit
Any plans for the weekend?
>>2231087
Congrats man
I'll join you in a couple of years after Im done wringing this bitch out lmao
>>2231097
jfc
Its so early over here
I always forget timezones are a thing
08fb9b No.2231102
>>2231089
the genuine disrespect for other humans is what upsets me really
like yeah, people spend government bux on garbage but it's literally just money at the end of the day
like yeah. its nice to have, and its not really great that people are taking tax payer's money to fund their hobbies or anything but
soto is always so f*ckin proud of how he mistreats people and it's insane
bd3a29 No.2231103
>>2231093
I mean push come to shove the girl kicks meximelt to the curb, not like Soto can use his TESTOSTERONE FUELED TOXIC MASCULINITY to batter the broad- He's all of what, ninety-three pounds? I'd be worried about her hurting him if she hovers around national averages.
d2eec4 No.2231105
>>2231100
One of its traits is that it can melt into water.
08fb9b No.2231106
a9288d No.2231143
>mfw cleaning coffee grounds, egg shells, and fruit out of a trash can because he was too lazy to take 10 seconds to secure the trash bag properly (which is easy because there's a thing for it)
save me from this hell
a9288d No.2231146
>bought and cooked him dinner
>washed dishes
>doesn't say thanks
BREAKING NEWS, NEZI WANTED FOR MURDER