2074be No.2207236
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
LOAFIE IS A MORON, THIS IS SO SAD, ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO Edition.
e2bfdf No.2207240
>>2207237
why would you want to watch it with voice chat, you'd just find it hard to hear what's going on
I think a text chat's a good way to convey thoughts on a film while still being able to hear what's going on
d90f46 No.2207241
I drink to the birth of a Scoots thread!
87ffc8 No.2207242
87ffc8 No.2207243
It is doable with 1-2 people but with a group of more you may as well ignore the movie completely.
2074be No.2207244
''I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala''
e2bfdf No.2207246
fuck what's going on with rabbit
2074be No.2207247
>>2207244
>it dropped the pic reee
2074be No.2207249
Time for an early night. Ni thread
d79952 No.2207251
>I’d fuck Smiles only after marriage, in the missionary position and purely for the purpose of procreation. With the lights off, so my eyes never once gleam their naked body.
I'm degenerate scum tbh.
d90f46 No.2207252
>>2207251
I forgot who you are and who Smiles is, but that does sound lewd. I bet you hold hands and shit.
d90f46 No.2207253
>>2207251
Where would you like to get married at?
d0881c No.2207254
>>2207245
Shoulda made a thread!
d79952 No.2207255
>>2207252
>hold hands
>>2207253
>get married
E-ehhh... I-I was just shitposting!
d90f46 No.2207256
>>2207255
I bet you was, or rather you're proclaiming your love to Smiles. It's ok. I won't judge.
d90f46 No.2207258
>>2207257
Wow, Smiles is well endowed. I guess that's why Yan likes him so much. HE THIRSTS FOR THE GIRTH.
d79952 No.2207259
>>2207256
>proclaiming your love
NYO!
>>2207257
I'm aware.
e2bfdf No.2207261
49eb56 No.2207263
>>2207262
no need for that.
78b863 No.2207266
>>2207262
Do you hate me the most?
d90f46 No.2207267
>>2207262
Sorry, I just like to tease every now and again.
d79952 No.2207268
>>2207263
The time has come to appease the entity.
d0881c No.2207269
>>2207265
This is why I told you to make one in advance.
49eb56 No.2207270
>>2207268
Is this entity a pants monster?
d0881c No.2207271
95aec3 No.2207272
I wonder who else is well endowed.
d79952 No.2207273
>>2207270
Nice try but I'm too NEET to wear pants
49eb56 No.2207275
>>2207272
Fortune.
>>2207273
crotch beast?
2012f1 No.2207277
>>2207272
i have a big cock
d90f46 No.2207280
>>2207272
I definitely have girth.
d0881c No.2207281
...I don't even know if Loco is joking or not
d0881c No.2207282
About the boobs, that is.
d79952 No.2207283
Ioco for tranny overlord 2018
2012f1 No.2207284
i mean
they're OK
i do stuff my bra sometimes if I want to be really cute.
49eb56 No.2207285
>>2207281
Loco is a well hung girl.
95aec3 No.2207286
>>2207280
That's definitely the most vital part.
d90f46 No.2207288
>>2207286
I'm sure someone has a picture of my cock. Not sure who though.
d0881c No.2207289
Fortdickpics exist.
May they never ever turn up.
ddc498 No.2207290
d0881c No.2207291
Someone out there has more girth than length, surely.
Dick the shape of a can of tuna.
a5a662 No.2207292
I bet forty's got a dick like a pitchfork
d0881c No.2207293
>>2207292
Like, four-pronged?
Interesting bet.
a5a662 No.2207294
>>2207293
I was thinking more along the lines of obscenely large and useful for stabbing people
but sure that works
d0881c No.2207295
>>2207294
I was gonna ask for the alternative "just size-wise"? But then why the hell use pitchfork.
Yet here we are.
>Stabbing people with dick.
Everything's a hole when you're sharp enough.
d90f46 No.2207296
95aec3 No.2207297
>>2207288
You're so careless!
>>2207290
What is it, then?
ddc498 No.2207298
95aec3 No.2207300
>>2207298
There's no attractive in an enormous dick if it's a skinny pencildick.
a5a662 No.2207301
>>2207295
indeed
the term 'drilling' doesn't come from nowhere
d90f46 No.2207302
>>2207297
Think of it this way, no one can blackmail me if everyone has a pic of my cock.
>>2207299
I haven't really got much to post. I went to Llandundo and climbed a massive hill. When I got to the top, I wanted to flip the bird to the world.
ddc498 No.2207303
>>2207300
Likewise no one wants a chode
d0881c No.2207304
>>2207301
...Is there a sex-term called drilling?
Ech, why ask. there probably is.
Fetishes be weird.
95aec3 No.2207306
>>2207302
Clever, clever. And you do the smartest thing that is no one wants to blackmail you if they like you.
>>2207303
I do.
ddc498 No.2207307
>>2207306
Only because Scanner has one :^)
a5a662 No.2207308
>>2207304
it is, I checked
I thought to myself that there probably would be one, and it appears I was right
95aec3 No.2207309
>>2207307
No idea what you mean.
d90f46 No.2207310
>>2207306
I never really had an enemy, you know. I think I'm the biggest danger to myself.
I'm gonna stay up late and drink.
d79952 No.2207311
bbl ghosting until someone interesting shows up
d0881c No.2207312
>>2207308
I'm not gonna look it up. It sounds gory.
I don't need gory.
a5a662 No.2207313
>>2207312
it isn't as bad as shoving drills inside people's assholes, a fetish I don't know the name of, and was unwittingly taught the existence of
d90f46 No.2207315
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How can I possibly be more interesting? I've shared so much of my silly escapades, I don't know what more I can share.
95aec3 No.2207316
>>2207315
Don't fret about it. Look at everyone else; they don't try at all. So you get by easily in comparison. I like when you're unpredictable, but that's harder because you can't get drunk anymore.
d0881c No.2207319
d90f46 No.2207320
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>>2207316
I bought 8 cans, so at least I will get tipsy. I felt the need to buy more than 4. I'm gonna stay up and drink them all.
This song resonates with me. Post me one of your favourite songs.
I like you, Raccoon. You give me lots of attention that I crave. ;3
d90f46 No.2207322
>>2207316
I think my unpredictability is drying up, tbh. I always fret about not having a conversation with my friends. Silence only makes me more anxious. Do you get that too?
a5a662 No.2207323
>>2207319
yeah it's all good fun desu
95aec3 No.2207324
>>2207320
Um. R-Right. I like the song, but I can't guess how it resonates because my English isn't good enough to make out lyrics. I never pay attention to them; I treat voice as an extra instrument and nothing more, except for musicals. Speaking of which, I've been listening to this Abba musical lately. You may call me gay if you want. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uVaQxzjfnE
d90f46 No.2207326
I just got an idea for my radio show. I think I'll call it 'Raccoon Radio', a radio show for Raccoon and all my friends. All I have to do is email this guy to figure out a day and what songs I'm gonna put up.
>>2207324
I never seen the Abba musical, never listened to much Abba. I can dig it. I can't make out lyrics myself, even though my English is top notch. I always have to read the lyrics first before listening to a song.
Can I ask you something? Are you a furry? Don't worry, I'm not judging, I'm just curious. And what you got into furry stuff?
95aec3 No.2207327
>>2207322
Yeah, all the time. I don't have any friends in real life. I get terrible anxiety speaking face to face, especially in silences. My dream is to find someone I can sit in silence comfortably with.
d90f46 No.2207329
>>2207327
Well there is two ways we can go about this. Either we get some films on so we can watch in silence together or I dose you up with molly to get you out of your shell. Or both.
95aec3 No.2207330
>>2207326
A radio sounds fun! I never listen to music so I'm always depending on other people to recommend me songs.
And yeah, it's obvious that I'm a furry. First and foremost I love comics, then one day I found a furry webcomic (pic related). I found myself strangely attracted to the characters in way I couldn't understand. I guess the preference for anthropomorphised characters was implanted in me while watching cartoons as a kid; I don't know. But next thing I knew I had found porn. Don't trust any furries that tell you it's 'bout "a culture." It's a fetish, nothing more complex than that.
95aec3 No.2207331
>>2207329
Oh boy. My dad grows weed, you know. He asked me if I wanted to try, but our relationship is awkward. I didn't want to be vulnerable in front of him. So even though it's easily available for me, I've been waiting to be next to a friend to try for the first time.
d90f46 No.2207332
>>2207330
I could recommend you a few songs. Most of my avatar is posted songs anyway.
That's interesting. I never developed any kinks beyond hentai. Ever heard of powfoo? He's a furry porn artist. Not sure if you'd like him. Want me to share some of his stuff?
I always liked blowjob stuff.
d90f46 No.2207333
>>2207331
Yeah, smoking weed with your family can be awkward. I think I have experience in that but I don't remember.
It's good that you turned him down, never take any substances with anyone who makes you uncomfortable.
95aec3 No.2207334
>>2207332
Of course I know him! But he's not my style; he's tailored to appeal to straight men like you. I like oral too, it's the only thing I save. Anal sex can be scary between men.
95aec3 No.2207335
>>2207333
As a NEET it is a constant worry of mine the thought of my parents passing away, since I would starve and pass away next. Lately I've been having dreams of him dying, and I curse myself for not making better use of our time together. Instead we are awkward around each other and I don't tell him anything. He pleads, "what have you got to chat with your friends on the computer about all day, every day, when you can't think of anything to say to your family?"
d90f46 No.2207336
>>2207334
Yeah, you're right. It did appeal to me, it was probably the first furry thing I ever fapped to. And I wouldn't call myself 100% straight.
>>2207335
Maybe you should strive to become a bit more independent. Be the stronk boy who can support himself. Maybe take risks or get out of your comfort zone so you got shit to talk to your family about.
It seems my mum only focuses on the bad things that I do, haven't had a nice conversation for a while.
d90f46 No.2207338
>>2207337
>>2207337
I don't know what to say about this tattoo, I'm gobsmacked at such thottery.
d90f46 No.2207339
>"what have you got to chat with your friends on the computer about all day, every day, when you can't think of anything to say to your family?"
My mum will never ask me this question, because she knows damn well there is a clear divide what I tell you and what I tell her. Example, tried to find my prostate with a candle. But I am quite loose in what I say to her. Did tell her that when I got fired from Betfred, I said 'I like drugs and alcohol and I don't care who knows it'
78b863 No.2207340
I don't want to go to work anymore. My whole check goes to my dad's medical bills and I barely have enough for rent and food...
Haven't be able to buy anything for myself in a long time...
No one in my family wants to help me. My brothers just spend money on videogames and... uh... more videogames. Fucking losers
78b863 No.2207341
sorry for bad grammar and typos
off to work, goodnight everyone
95aec3 No.2207342
>>2207336
>And I wouldn't call myself 100% straight.
Cute.
I'm going back to college to learn programming, so that should help me get a job. Thanks for staying up to chat with me.
d0881c No.2207343
>>2207340
Make sure you have enough for yourself. The rest can go elsewhere. Can't have you ending up starving, or on the street.
d0881c No.2207344
>>2207341
That's okay.
Good luck out there, Ika.
d90f46 No.2207345
>>2207340
That just sounds so sad, I'm so sorry Ika-Chan. How about at the end of the month, I'll wire you £20 to treat yourself.
>>2207342
No need to thank me, this is a two way street. We're keeping each other company. I do like butts, both man and woman, I think that makes me a slut.
d0881c No.2207346
Liking many butts doesn't make you a slut.
Hooking up with everyone with a butt does.
d90f46 No.2207347
>>2207346
Thanks Fort, voice of reason right there.
I definetly don't want to hook up with people, quite intimidated about relationships, never been in a relationship for a long while now.
95aec3 No.2207349
>>2207345
Slut? No, a man of taste. People with libidos are more fun.
d0881c No.2207350
>>2207347
Why do relationships intimidate you?
I had written a lot more, but I don't know enough 'bout you to start speaking freely.
16c5b7 No.2207352
Scanner are you afraid of being a slut in 2018?
You could always just be a proud slut
d0881c No.2207353
I JUDGE SLUTS
I'm actually pretty judgmental and try not to have it show too much because I know I'm just an overly idealistic moralfag.
16c5b7 No.2207354
>>2207353
There are still people I follow on Tumblr with bad opinions like yours so I'm sure we can be friends too
d0881c No.2207355
>>2207354
♥
I just can't bloody help it.
I'mma blame this on autism.
d90f46 No.2207356
>>2207349
I remember a time when I was horny all the time. Sorta glad I calmed down now.
>>2207350
I'm quite withdrawn I think, I haven't been in a relationship for like 8 years so I wouldn't know what to say or how to act.
>>2207352
I think I am afraid to be a slut. But at least I got my vices. My alcohol and videogames.
95aec3 No.2207358
>>2207356
I only manage to jack off once a week because my meds kill my desire.
8c9ba7 No.2207359
tumblr is great for cute/lewd pictures tbh
d0881c No.2207360
>>2207359
This seems to be the general opinion of people who aren't on Tumblr a lot.
d90f46 No.2207361
>>2207357
Like... why?
Why does this exist?
Why is the mother ok with this?
My mind reels.
>>2207358
Awwww, that;s a shame. I jerk off at least once or twice a day.
d0881c No.2207364
>>2207362
I expected a 9/11 edit or some shit.
Dunno why.
8c9ba7 No.2207365
>>2207360
ehh just follow stuff you like and that's what you get kinda
49eb56 No.2207366
>>2207364
Oh um, this would work
d90f46 No.2207367
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>>2207362
I am almost speechless.
He came all the way from the front door to do that.
The internet is truly a magical place. So she just waited for him to go all the way from the house till he stuck a finger in her pooper?
Mind you, that video is hilarious.
>>2207363
I just had a flashback. I used to fap on cam for my ex-girlfriend.
d0881c No.2207369
>>2207365
Oh right, that's how it works.
I don't Tumblr tho.
>>2207366
10/10 9/11
49eb56 No.2207370
>>2207367
It had to have been a set up. But it's funnier when you don't think about that part of it.
On the interwebs there is awkward things too, definitely.
8c9ba7 No.2207372
>>2207369
I wonder what you would post if you had a tumblr
>>2207371
big meow!
ff5079 No.2207373
>>2207372
nope a tiny cute one
d0881c No.2207374
>>2207372
Me? Post? I unno. I create nothing.
8c9ba7 No.2207375
>>2207373
oh my bad, please forgive
>>2207374
just post stuff you like! like... droge worst
d90f46 No.2207376
>>2207368
My mind is blank. Penny for your thoughts?
>>2207370
Now that's the gayest webm I ever seen. You have quite the collection anon.
d0881c No.2207377
>>2207375
I ain't no blogger.
I'd just post announcements games I follow make, if ANYTHING
8c9ba7 No.2207378
>>2207377
I'm sure you would have some good cutelewd to share though!
d0881c No.2207379
>>2207356
Ah shit, I missed this, thought you didn't respond.
It sounds to me like you value relationships, you want to do it right. That's what I figured. I don't think a 'true slut' would care.
d0881c No.2207380
>>2207378
Whahhaha.
I'm the vanilla-est fuck, and a megaprude. Yet I always end up in the weird stuff. Curious fella.
Ain't no one need to see what I like.
95aec3 No.2207381
>>2207376
I finished my novel and printed it; I'm very happy. It was 5 years of work; 600 pages.
d90f46 No.2207382
>>2207381
Wow-a-woo-wa/ You're now a published author!
Hip hip hooray! What is the book called?
8c9ba7 No.2207383
>>2207380
pfft, being a prude just means you want to keep all the good stuff to yourself!
d0881c No.2207384
>>2207383
Whahhaa, no. Not really.
Also, come to think of it, give Discord. ikt was asking for it because group setup to discuss meetup
d90f46 No.2207385
I think I'll save the other 4 cans for tomorrow, I'm goingto bed, nini.
95aec3 No.2207386
>>2207382
It's not published, it's self published! It doesn't count. It's called Wood & Bone, my fourth novel.
95aec3 No.2207387
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49eb56 No.2207390
>>2207376
close to the gayest. This is closer.
d0881c No.2207391
>>2207390
Scanner went bed yo
16c5b7 No.2207393
Last issue of Citrus in a few days
The conclusion will determine whether or not Japan should be nuked
16c5b7 No.2207394
Japan is really subby
Like, the gays don't even try to have rights
America has always been like an edgy rebellious teenager and that's why it's better
d0881c No.2207395
>>2207394
>Like, the gays don't even try to have rights
Are you sure about that?
Wouldn't know the first thing about it, but that sounds odd.
16c5b7 No.2207396
I bet Angel has one of those pink tumblrs full of feminine anime pictures
16c5b7 No.2207397
>>2207395
The east is often very submissive to tradition that way
16c5b7 No.2207398
Basically I just want this shitty manga to not end up super shitty
d0881c No.2207399
>>2207396
Pretty sure he said something like that.
>>2207397
Guess that's not too big a surprise.
>>2207398
Good luck with that, lol.
16c5b7 No.2207400
>>2207399
Anime lesbians are important
d0881c No.2207401
>>2207400
Yuri is the purest love.
It's terrible smut/porn/whatever. But it's cute.
16c5b7 No.2207403
>>2207401
What's wrong with cute yuri porn?
d0881c No.2207404
>>2207403
Honestly? It's usually too tame.
I'll be the first to admit I like to see girls kiss girls.
But I'd like a little more, most of the time.
16c5b7 No.2207405
>>2207404
The image I posted is too vanilla for you? Surprising if so
d0881c No.2207406
>>2207405
There's nothing wrong with that picture, it just doesn't do anything for me either. It ain't... I think the word is tantalizing.
9f78dd No.2207407
If the yuri isn't yuri pee then miss me with that gay shit
d0881c No.2207408
miss me with that gay piss
16c5b7 No.2207409
>>2207406
I literally came to that image a few hours ago and yet Echo insists on bullying me and acting like I can only get off to extreme stuff
>>2207407
u watch yuri anime tho
9f78dd No.2207410
>>2207409
>yuri anime
I can't name a good one though.
16c5b7 No.2207411
>>2207410
Yet you watch them
16c5b7 No.2207413
>>2207412
I don't have to
U and I both know it
d0881c No.2207414
>>2207409
Look, I could get off while looking at a wall, or with my eyes closed. I don't ''need' anything.'
But if i'm looking for anything to assist with that, I want to see a girl getting off. I want to see a girl experience obvious, sexual pleasure. Bonus points for every way she inadvertently shows it.
That ain't a lot to ask for, is it?
9f78dd No.2207415
>>2207413
I can't name a single one.
16c5b7 No.2207416
>>2207414
>
>>2207415
Now you're just pretending to be retarded
49eb56 No.2207417
>>2207412
/pees in your butt
d0881c No.2207418
>>2207416
Does zilch for me. Nada.
9f78dd No.2207419
>>2207416
Pretty sure I am retarded.
16c5b7 No.2207420
>>2207418
Do there need to be cocks?
16c5b7 No.2207421
d0881c No.2207422
>>2207420
Not strictly. Insertion is usually better, but nor required.
16c5b7 No.2207424
>>2207422
I guess I'm the most vanilla poster then
Except I'm also into Wish-tier fetishes
>>2207423
Cute smart boi
d0881c No.2207427
>>2207424
Fetish-wise, I'm as vanilla as it gets.
Vanilla doesn't mean tame though, right? Just... standard.
9967f4 No.2207428
This nigga always talking about pee
d0881c No.2207430
>>2207428
I'm sure you started it.
You're doujin-god.
King of weird.
c9fd44 No.2207431
>>2207430
Gaijin? Nah, he's the godjin.
16c5b7 No.2207432
Wish just unironically has a pee fetish
>>2207427
It means I'd drink Olivia's vanilla-flavored pee
>>2207429
How u? ♥
d0881c No.2207433
>>2207432
I... wouldn't know, but I theorize that it doesn't taste like vanilla, mate.
>>2207431
Soter is a lot of things.
The Fuccboi Eternal.
16c5b7 No.2207434
>>2207433
Honestly it probably wouldn't be as hot if it did
9f78dd No.2207435
>>2207432
Eh, I've been better.
You?
16c5b7 No.2207436
>>2207435
What's wrong? -huggu-
I'm good
9967f4 No.2207437
>>2207430
Wish is weirder
I'd put money one it
>>2207432
Olivia's armpits smell tho
d0881c No.2207438
>>2207434
...friggin' masochists.
16c5b7 No.2207439
>>2207437
That's just asian propaganda
I lived in China for six months and the thing about asians not having BO is bullshit
>>2207438
It's not really a masochism thing for me
Idk how to explain
16c5b7 No.2207440
Maybe they have less BO if they bathe the same amount that people in the normal world do
d0881c No.2207442
>>2207439
Like, it's either submissive or masochistic, right?
Unless you're drinking it from a glass or something, then it's just... you wanna drink her pee. in which case it's neither of those, I guess.
c9fd44 No.2207443
>>2207433
The fuccest of bois
9967f4 No.2207444
>>2207439
What part of China?
I do recall you talking about being like a translator or like teaching eng or someshit
>>2207441
Take your autism pills
9f78dd No.2207445
>>2207444
I'm out of them.
d0881c No.2207446
>>2207443
Indeed he is.
ALSO HE HAS BEEN IGNORING ME FOR THE PAST FUCKING WEEK
d0881c No.2207447
I should've made that obligatory "KY SOTO" picture people did ages ago.
2c0bf0 No.2207448
Don't you ever get tired of being degenerates?
16c5b7 No.2207449
>>2207441
Are you diagnosed with autism?
>>2207441
Bodily fluids are just hot to me, if the person is hot
I'm also into blood
I feel like I could try to explain more but that it would get weird and abstract
Wish is totally just a masochistic subby slut tho
>>2207444
Beijing
Yeah I was an English teacher
16c5b7 No.2207450
Second reply was for >>2207442
d0881c No.2207451
>>2207449
>>2207450
Fair enough. Guess it ain't either of those, specifically.
So it's more of a general fluid fetish than a pee fetish to begin with?
And don't bother explaining it if ya don't want to, lol.
9967f4 No.2207453
>>2207449
>>2207445
Is it your stomach autism or your brain autism that's acting up?
>>2207447
You missed out
>>2207449
I heard they're pretty rude out there
When are we gonna get some Peking Duck with some Mandarin Pancakes with a bit of hoisin and like scallions too
That or Dim Sum Tripe is my fav
I wish there was more authentic chinese food places out here, alot of them are americanized chinese food
d0881c No.2207455
>>2207453
I have a couple (or a few) saved.
d0881c No.2207456
>Thumbnail correct.
>Flips when clicked to resize
?????????
16c5b7 No.2207458
>>2207451
Kind of but blood and pee aren't hot in exactly the same ways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Semen is also obviously hot
>>2207452
Then don't e-diagnose urself
>>2207453
Maybe some time when I'm on the opposite side of the country from the one I'm on now I guess
A lot of authentic chinese food is pretty similar to our chinese food; they just also have a ton of other weird stuff that we don't have
16c5b7 No.2207460
>>2207459
Was this Ariel btw
I thought it was but someone said it was Soto for some reason
9f78dd No.2207461
>>2207458
It's just my generic excuse /shrug
9967f4 No.2207462
>>2207456
Yeah some are dumb like that
>>2207457
Yosh, yosh
You poor thing
Just fap I guess
>>2207458
Whereare you at again?
>>2207460
>>2207459
lmao that copypasta
16c5b7 No.2207463
Did Rin forsake us again
That cunt
>>2207461
Don't bully Wish-kun
>>2207462
Pittsburgh
9f78dd No.2207464
>>2207462
Lots of C94 doujins out :^)
d0881c No.2207465
Yeah, but the reason you tell Soto to KY is because you love him.
That's how it works.
>>2207462
So weird.
9967f4 No.2207466
>>2207465
Last I checked there was only one
But that's cause I looked up "full color" and "anal" I think
Funna check it out again
Gotta find the good ones though and that takes a while lol
>>2207465
I only have 15 or 20 of these pics
I wish i had more lol
d0881c No.2207468
>>2207466
One day, when I can be arsed, I'll make yours.
Didn't make one years ago because I didn't just want to write with pen on a paper and be done with it.
Also you failed to link properly
>>2207464
See >>2207466
Soto can't link.
9f78dd No.2207469
>>2207466
I have a shit ton of them bookmarked, but I haven't really been in the mood.
>>2207468
Thanks.
9967f4 No.2207470
>>2207467
>tfw haven't seen a girl wearing white panties since like late middle school (2006/2007)
All these sluts wear nice underwear now
>>2207468
Im sorry ive been drinking
>>2207469
Damn man, that brain autism must be fucking you up
No wonder you look so sad irl
c9fd44 No.2207471
>>2207470
You just gonna be drinking from now til after AC or what?
16c5b7 No.2207472
>>2207467
I'm sorry Wish is bullying you, he's mean :(
9f78dd No.2207473
>>2207470
I think I was doing pretty okay at AX.
4a813a No.2207475
tracer made cookies =w=
but there's a surprise...
9f78dd No.2207476
>>2207475
Did he cum in them
16c5b7 No.2207477
>>2207474
I hope ur okay
>>2207475
The surprise is that they're cakes of light
That means there's cum in them
9967f4 No.2207478
>>2207473
Yeah you were throwing fake smiles at us left and right
>>2207471
From now till AC at least
Oh Im sorry dad
Am I not allowed to drink?
I already paid like 2 months of rent in advance so I have some time to get back on my feet
>>2207475
lol silly Nezi, a OW character can't make cookies
They're not real
4a813a No.2207479
>>2207476
>>2207477
even better
unfortunately my fingers feel like they're on fire cause sugar causes inflammation
i completely forgot, i had like 6 or 7 cookies
rip left hand
16c5b7 No.2207480
>>2207479
Tracer is trying to get u to have a nice chubby booty again
ea52f0 No.2207481
>>2207479
>cause sugar causes inflammation
Nigga you're falling apart.
c9fd44 No.2207482
>>2207478
Just needed to know how sadboi you're gonna be at AC
It'll be fun tho
16c5b7 No.2207483
Are u guys going to another anime party already?
4a813a No.2207484
>>2207481
i'm deep breaking and smacking my hand on shit
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
4a813a No.2207485
16c5b7 No.2207486
d79952 No.2207487
>>2207460
Soto transcribed it, it was written by Shiro at Ariel's request.
d0881c No.2207488
Meanwhile we Dutchposters are semi-casually planning a meetup because our country is the size of two medium sized pizzas.
4a813a No.2207489
>>2207486
death by chocolate
good way to go tbh
16c5b7 No.2207491
>>2207487
A three-person meme
>>2207489
Maybe if ur a dog
>>2207490
-pets australian cupcake-
16c5b7 No.2207492
Idk about the "chocolate kills dogs" meme cause I've heard of a lot of dogs eating a bunch of chocolate and then being fine
4a813a No.2207493
>>2207491
i'm sure it will stop soon enough
i shouldn't have had so many
gdi i can't resist free comfort food
9f78dd No.2207495
>>2207477
Yeah probably.
>>2207478
Oh, sorry I guess.
16c5b7 No.2207496
>>2207493
They look pretty good
>>2207494
Pretty good
Smonking Blue Dream
u?
16c5b7 No.2207497
9967f4 No.2207498
>>2207482
Not really gonna be a sadboi
I'll probably just get drunk and talk shit on Michelle and Anni and Manny and you probs
But nothing too mean
Im planning on having fun for sure, I didnt pay money to be sad at a con
Oh yeah Im getting free cocaine too shit lit
>>2207495
Why are you so sad
I want to protect that smile
4a813a No.2207500
>>2207496
they were but i'm actually in a lot of pain holy fuck
i am slightly concerned
4a813a No.2207501
>>2207499
with oreos in them!
9967f4 No.2207502
Erio is it spelled
Maui Waui or Maui Wowie
4a813a No.2207503
hopefully i'm not allergic to something in them?
9f78dd No.2207504
>>2207497
:)
>>2207498
Eh, not good reason probably :^)
ef22fe No.2207505
>>2207496
Im good.
I had blue dream a couple of weeks ago
That, wwidow, gsc and sour diesel x green crack are my faves atm
The dishwasher at work broke so they called me in to help.
I fixed the dishwasher and left in an hour.
c9fd44 No.2207507
>>2207483
There are tons of those
But yeah, this one is pretty small
>>2207498
>and you
The fuck is there to be shittalking me about? Also where would you be without Michelle lol
ea52f0 No.2207508
>>2207492
Dogs have much lower tolerance for caffeine than humans and also are affected very negatively by some chemical called therobromine.
If a big dog eats a reeses peanut butter cup he'll be fine, but if a chihuahua eats a hershey's bar it's gonna be sick. Very sick.
9967f4 No.2207509
>>2207504
Just so you can let me smash :^)
>>2207507
I'll just call you white and laugh then hand you a drink and cheers
>Also where would you be without Michelle lol
tell me about it lmao
Having a Sugar Mama isn't bad though
940e31 No.2207510
4a813a No.2207511
>>2207506
*feeds you cookies*
16c5b7 No.2207512
>>2207502
Idk what that is
>>2207503
It's normal for your body to react this way the first time you swallow cum
Didn't you know?
Jk maybe u should call 911 or have Tracer drive u to the hospital so u don't get fucked with ambulance bills
>>2207504
uwu;
>>2207505
r u a dishwasher mechanic
>>2207507
Was that time you sucked a dick at an anime con?
>>2207508
Yeah it's probably at least pretty unhealthy for them and I wouldn't give chocolate to a dog
It's just that some people act like if a dog eats any chocolate there's a good chance it'll die
4a813a No.2207514
>>2207510
no this is a strong burning sensation from inflammation, i have arthritis
sugar is bad for me
ef22fe No.2207515
>>2207512
No, I'm professionally trained in initiative.
940e31 No.2207516
>>2207514
;~;
rip
you have that thing older people get...
9967f4 No.2207517
>>2207512
Its a weed strain, wtf Erio I thought you were young hip and cool
16c5b7 No.2207519
>>2207515
Are you just saying they called you because they knew you'd want the extra shekels
>>2207517
My dealers always have good stuff but I usually don't know what the name of the strain I'm getting is
I guess I could ask but idk, I just want good weed
ea52f0 No.2207520
>>2207512
It's based on the size of the dog versus the amount of cocoa. I still don't give my dog chocolate, but once he ate a box of chocolate and the worst that happened was he threw up.
ef22fe No.2207522
4a813a No.2207523
>>2207516
yeah but at least I get a rad handicap placard so I can SKRRT my mustang into a handicap spot and steal it from an old lady
16c5b7 No.2207524
>>2207520
I wonder how much chocolate Squash could eat and still survive
Probably a few Hershey's bars
ef22fe No.2207525
>>2207519
Nah, they had no idea how to fix it.
Although its true regardless.
c9fd44 No.2207526
>>2207509
That's like all any of you do and it's hurtful ;~;
I wish I had a sugar momma
>>2207512
At one? Nah
ef22fe No.2207527
>>2207519
>My dealers always have good stuff but I usually don't know what the name of the strain I'm getting is
People need to stop this reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
9f78dd No.2207528
>>2207521
Good thing I'm not going to look outside.
16c5b7 No.2207529
>>2207525
ur a good little wage sub
>>2207526
What's the story behind you sucking the cock?
16c5b7 No.2207531
>>2207527
U already yelled at me 4 this before
>>2207528
😢
9f78dd No.2207532
>>2207531
Nothin' personal.
ef22fe No.2207533
>>2207529
Its not like I have a funeral every day nigga.
I liek my work too.
When I was in IT shit sucked ass.
>>2207531
FUCKER
16c5b7 No.2207535
>>2207533
Yeah I hear IT is pretty boring
ef22fe No.2207537
>>2207535
I was a lvl 2 tech, it was good pay but the environment really wore down on me, so I fugged off. I dont plan on going back to IT, but who knows.
c9fd44 No.2207539
>>2207529
The story is REDACTED
16c5b7 No.2207542
>>2207537
Yeah sounds like it's not worth it
>>2207539
Did you like it?
940e31 No.2207543
>>2207541
???? huh
i dont get it
c9fd44 No.2207544
>>2207542
Why did you wait like... over a year before asking me a bunch of questions about it?
16c5b7 No.2207545
>>2207543
Luka I love u
>>2207544
How deep did you take it?
4a813a No.2207546
>>2207543
what don't you get?
ef22fe No.2207547
>>2207542
Service desk is lvl 1, dealing with real simple shit
You'd think at lvl 2 this would be gone, but the real simple shit ends up being things for real incompetent IT teams. Like telling them things such as "your servers are offline"
c9fd44 No.2207548
>>2207545
Oh right you're just memeing at me
Okay then carry on
3d9c63 No.2207549
>>2207545
However long the cancer dick is is how deep Colbs took it.
4a813a No.2207550
>>2207533
>When I was in IT shit sucked ass.
why tho
16c5b7 No.2207551
>>2207547
Sounds like work that should be outsourced to India
>>2207548
I don't see why you're so defensive about being gay
>>2207549
He probably liked choking on the cancer bump
c9fd44 No.2207552
>>2207551
I could give you literally any answer and you'd just continue memeing, so...
ef22fe No.2207553
>>2207550
Nigga ive been sayin so.
Repetition, politics and fixing incompetencies becomes hollow and spiteful work after so long.
I had fun for a while though, I got to travel Australia for a year setting up servers.
16c5b7 No.2207554
>>2207552
Let's flesh out the whole scene, then
4a813a No.2207556
>>2207554
>flesh out
more like flesh in
ef22fe No.2207557
>>2207551
If you use phonetics, call centers will hurry shit up for you because they assume you're on the job and know what you're doing.
>>2207555
Yeah its pretty balls work, at least for me.
4a813a No.2207558
>>2207557
i wish i could find a job where i got to help people and get paid
c9fd44 No.2207559
>>2207554
I've already told you I wasn't going to tell you what specifically happened so... idk why you keep pushing other than the obvious memery
4a813a No.2207560
me in LA traffic in Ian's car
d79952 No.2207561
>>2207558
overrated and too much paperwork/black women
16c5b7 No.2207562
>>2207557
U should work a phone sex hotline
>>2207559
Why not post what happened? Are u ashamed of being a gay?
ef22fe No.2207563
>>2207558
Well you'll rather something that ers more on the side of the arts imo
Fixing people emotional failures/situations is far more gratifying that fixing specific logical issues, it is easy to resent logic.
c9fd44 No.2207564
>>2207560
I'm curious how you'd drive in it. It will change you
>>2207562
Because I don't want to? I'm not someone who talks a lot about anything I do relating to sex regardless of whether it's straight or gay or anything inbetween.
4a813a No.2207565
>>2207564
I'd just never get anywhere. I'm a cautious driver.
I'd probably be stuck at a left green light with no arrow for an hour
ef22fe No.2207566
>>2207562
"I put my delta in your alpha"
"My charlies sprays all over your bravos"
49eb56 No.2207567
4a813a No.2207568
oh my god did we sit through that one left on a green light, was it 5 times? it was definitely 4 or 5
4a813a No.2207569
>>2207563
any suggestions?
>>2207567
he was gonna pay me like 10 cents a day
nah
c9fd44 No.2207570
>>2207565
I'm also a cautious driver, but I learned to drive for the most part in LA so you learn to be cautious but decisive
4a813a No.2207571
>>2207570
you kinda messed up that merge tho leaving the airport right after I got in the car and you thought it was the other drivers' fault
c9fd44 No.2207572
>>2207571
ALWAYS blame everyone else. Rule #1 in California driving.
49eb56 No.2207573
>>2207569
He's testing your worthiness. You just gotta earn your money
940e31 No.2207574
>>2207545
Thanks?
:)
>>2207546
your strange phrases
9967f4 No.2207575
Ian drives a little fast
But he never crashes so it's fine
Though, he does like talking shit on other peoples driving while he's on the road.
Like, alot lol
c9fd44 No.2207576
>>2207575
I don't mind when people complain about other people when they're driving me places, it shows that they're at least paying attention to what's around them lol
4a813a No.2207577
>>2207574
SKRRT is the sound a car's tires make when they squeal from loss of traction
i.e.:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC9erC5WqU
>>2207575
then what happened to the side mirror :^)
>>2207572
uh huh~
I get pretty nervous when other people are driving tbh
>>2207573
eh I'm not leaving the state just yet anyway
ef22fe No.2207578
>>2207569
Aged care
Hospitalstuffs
iunno what kinda work you would like nigga
Having tangible people to interact with about things non work related is pretty high on my list.
I like creative pursuits, so I'm chasing those.
Currently cooking is the career path im on.
I've been considering education though.
4a813a No.2207579
fingers finally stopped hurting
praise jebus
9967f4 No.2207580
>>2207577
LOL he was drunk nezi
I bet he didnt tell you that lmao
>>2207576
It also beats being in that awkward car silence
940e31 No.2207581
>>2207577
i don't listen to rap *cringes*
:(
i didn't know that strange phrase car skirt squel
c9fd44 No.2207582
>>2207577
Yeah, same unless I really know them
Also the mirror was kids in my parents' neighborhood hitting it with a basketball
>>2207580
Yeah that's part of the reason I do it too, usually I'd just have music on if I was by myself
4a813a No.2207583
>>2207581
it's some dumb new age millennial meme
don't worry about it
all the faggot rappers say it
I was just saying it ironically
>>2207580
huh
interdasting
>beats being in that awkward silence
i can't stand when people don't play music in cars
i'd rather listen to garbage mumble rap than nothing okay just kidding that's too far
4a813a No.2207584
>>2207582
>Also the mirror was kids in my parents' neighborhood hitting it with a basketball
hmMMMmmm
c9fd44 No.2207585
>>2207584
You can ask my parents if you want confirmation LOL
4a813a No.2207586
>>2207585
i'm just teasing
man I'm tired
bed soon maybe
940e31 No.2207587
>>2207583
Reeee milenials and their bad stuff
:)
why cant they just get gud, lol
4a813a No.2207588
>>2207587
what year were you born?
16c5b7 No.2207589
>>2207564
That's pretty gay
>>2207566
This looks pretty gay too
>>2207574
♥
>>2207581
How u hatin with your grown ass when I'm 14 and got my mama rich?
16c5b7 No.2207590
I'm listening to a remix of a Jaden Smith song right now btw
16c5b7 No.2207591
>>2207587
blow it out ur ass babby boomer
ef22fe No.2207592
>>2207589
Must cater for all to maximise profits and blood pressure.
ur pretty gay fagt
c9fd44 No.2207593
>>2207586
>midnight in FL
Yeah I'd say it's about that time
>>2207589
Sure
4a813a No.2207594
>>2207593
tuck me in and kiss my forehead =w=
16c5b7 No.2207595
>>2207592
I'm the straightest poster
>>2207593
u should be a proud slut like Elma
ebd8a3 No.2207596
>>2207594
-squeaks...is a little triggered by the bananas one and makes a sour little face- >:\
16c5b7 No.2207597
I'll trigger ur prostate with a banana
c9fd44 No.2207598
>>2207594
You've got Tracer for that tho
>>2207595
nty, I'm fine how I am
940e31 No.2207599
>>2207588
ancient times ;~;
in the 90s
>>2207589
what????
16c5b7 No.2207601
>>2207598
It's okay I love u anyway
>>2207599
Catch me ousside how bow dah
940e31 No.2207602
4a813a No.2207603
>>2207598
funny meme
he's been asleep for a while anyway
nini
>>2207599
you're a millennial too then
wah wah wah
ebd8a3 No.2207604
>>2207600
-got a stomach ache just from reading that and hides under his blanket making angry little squeaks-
c9fd44 No.2207605
940e31 No.2207606
>>2207603
nope
im 90s kid
;~;
9967f4 No.2207607
>>2207600
Is that just milk and syrup lmao
16c5b7 No.2207608
>>2207602
Luka my yuri manga is going to end soon and I'm scared
>>2207605
-pets u-
3d9c63 No.2207609
Luka was born in the 70s.
ebd8a3 No.2207611
-cheers up and disco dances with Luka-
9967f4 No.2207612
940e31 No.2207613
>>2207607
sugar
cream
caramel
salt
and vanilla extract
no actual coffee or ice
ebd8a3 No.2207616
>>2207614
-eeps and reshuffles the deck-x_x
3d9c63 No.2207617
>>2207615
THERE'S A MAN GOIN' 'ROUND, TAKIN' NAMES.
ea52f0 No.2207619
>>2207617
And he decides who to free and who to blame
3d9c63 No.2207620
>>2207619
As much as I love Johnny Cash because of my grandfather, I don't really like the American albums.
ebd8a3 No.2207621
-plays cards with the three skwirls. Lays down two pair and smiles brightly. Two skwirls fold and one lays down a full house. Suspects the skwirl is making up his own rules- -_-
d79952 No.2207622
American Albums weren't that good anyways tbh.
d79952 No.2207623
Johnny Cash is great tho.
3d9c63 No.2207625
3d9c63 No.2207627