c983c0 No.2205736
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Apples can be made into Meth Edition.
c4f31f No.2205742
maybe for that tote bag <3
c4f31f No.2205743
>>2205741
same
rub my nips until completion
f25f5b No.2205745
4f810c No.2205746
>>2205743
Are they that sensitive?
c4f31f No.2205751
>>2205750
well don't say it like that
my squishiest part is def my big heart tho tbh
f25f5b No.2205752
I read somewhere that boys nipples have the ability to get that sensitive if you play with them enough. But if you play with them too much you will start to grow tits
c4f31f No.2205753
c983c0 No.2205754
>>2205751
Yes, your heart.
f25f5b No.2205755
c4f31f No.2205756
>>2205754
Daddy, pls don't embarrass me in front of my friends.
c4f31f No.2205757
>>2205755
it was just a joke you sweaty hambone
4f810c No.2205758
>>2205749
My inner thigh area is a little like that. I go all squishy if anyone touches me there.
c4f31f No.2205759
>>2205758
NOOO DONT TOUCH ME THERE I'M ONLY TWELVE YEARS OLD
MOMMY SAYS THATS MY NONO SPOT OH MY GAWWWWD
f25f5b No.2205760
>>2205757
I don't even like ham :c
0b6f89 No.2205761
>>2205741
Just dress up like a schoolgirl and go on a train in Japan
c4f31f No.2205762
>>2205760
We can't be friends if I can't cook you a spiral ham.
c4f31f No.2205763
yeah, lemme just buy a couple thousand dollars in airfare just to get groped on a train.
c4f31f No.2205765
Loco, do you no have friends that would grope you?
c4f31f No.2205766
>>2205764
baths with somebody is cuter. just sayin
4f810c No.2205767
>>2205765
I have no friends in general
f25f5b No.2205768
>>2205762
I've never had that form of ham before
c4f31f No.2205770
>>2205767
ooh. well, shit.
gotta put yourself out there to get groped.
>>2205768
What do you eat for Christmas dinner? wtf
you don't like bacon?
f25f5b No.2205772
>>2205770
I like turkey bacon
c4f31f No.2205775
>>2205772
thats p good.
i like the jalapeno bacon at work
>>2205773
Too far :(
c4f31f No.2205777
hello Bardo <3
You're posting at normal hours today, what's new?
c4f31f No.2205779
>>2205778
Dumb oceans n junk :(
c983c0 No.2205780
>>2205779
The worst. I'll be in a more reasonable part of the world Monday afternoon
c4f31f No.2205781
>>2205780
Where are you headed?
c983c0 No.2205782
>>2205781
Mexico Mojitos and sunshine for days
684ccb No.2205783
>>2205776
Hey Bard, I want to apologize for posting furry porn. It's just I like to share stuff off Shadman, are we cool?
c4f31f No.2205784
>>2205782
oooh nice. I've never had a mojito, but going straight to the source seems like a good idea!
684ccb No.2205785
>>2205782
Don't get robbed or raped by the cartel.
f25f5b No.2205786
Fuck yeah outta work just in time
684ccb No.2205787
>>2205784
>>2205784
>Never had a mojito.
You never lived. It's a good drink.
Ever heard of a drink called a Snakebite?
c4f31f No.2205788
>>2205787
I have not.
I just get rum and cokes when I actually go out.
c983c0 No.2205789
>>2205784
and tequeilos and burrijototos
>>2205785
its a gated communiuty
lol fuck the natiuves
684ccb No.2205790
>>2205788
Spiced rum is the best rum.
>Traditionally, in the United Kingdom, a snakebite is an alcoholic drink made with equal parts of lager and cider with a dash of blackcurrant cordial
It's pretty much illegal to have it served in bars, pretty potent.
c4f31f No.2205791
>>2205789
tequila just gives me insta headache but I'm down with burritos!
>>2205790
nooope. too much of a hangover. I like the white rum.
c983c0 No.2205792
>>2205791
i will return the broken boi
c4f31f No.2205793
>>2205792
what's that mean?
f2fae4 No.2205794
>>2205790
Your post was very interesting.
4851c1 No.2205795
>>2205777
just waiting to go to work
feeling kinda sore still
im excited to play red d ead redemption 2
how are you?
684ccb No.2205797
>>2205791
Ah nigga, I'm craving for some rum right now. But I think I'm not allowed to drink. I think I'll get fucked up for my birthday though.
>>2205794
The blog post or just my posts in general? I'm trying to up my game in both.
c4f31f No.2205799
>>2205795
bored.
days off are better when my car works :/
this rainy weather makes everything sore. you been fighting again?
f2fae4 No.2205800
>>2205797
I like both, but I mean your blog post. The ending paragraph was especially inspired; writing as a drug. You should think about doing fiction. Just gotta keep moving. Stillness, peace, is entropy celebrated on high. WE SHALL RESIST AND BITE, and SHALL BITE HARD, for we are all that are in sight.
4851c1 No.2205801
>>2205799
Yeah I'm hitting about a year of dilligent practices now
one of my other buddies who used to be my best friend started to join recently bhut he's so untrained it's kinda hard to teach him and he's pretty gun shy
the leader of our group has been talking to the people at the ribiero gym up in iowa city and we're probably all gonna start squad shitting up there once a week too so that's cool
have you been into a hobby or skill or something recently?
222359 No.2205802
c4f31f No.2205803
>>2205801
not really. I'm gonna start wrenching on my car when I get my tools in though so I'm kinda excited about that.
684ccb No.2205804
>>2205800
>>2205800
Well I need something to get my rocks off, may as well be writing. But now thinking about it I don't think I can be committed or addicted to it.
I could never do fiction, not that creative to make up stories.
You quoting something? Because that sounds awesome.
4851c1 No.2205805
>>2205802
waiting for work
\
I've been having problems with this new idiot at work who is a high functioning autist
he doesn't ev er do most of his job and he's loud and extremely annoying and I've told the managers I refuse to work with him because he pisses me off and they havent been listening to me so I went and got up in his face and had to walk out of work a few times but now they are finally taking him off night shifts
Sounds like bs but let me put it this way
what if I refused to cook chicken adn kjsut stood around until somebody else did my job for me?
Obviously I'm not capable of doing that job
That's this retard's problem
Can't beleive my work hired someebody literally incapable of doing a job
that's the point of the interbview process
c983c0 No.2205806
Made mama and me a big gin
4851c1 No.2205807
>>2205803
Cars are overwhelming
I have a buddy who learned to work on htem by hjimself and he has a whole bunch of junkers sitting around he likes to w fuck with
I hope you can get youjr wheels back in working order desu
c4f31f No.2205808
>>2205807
it's just brakes.
not really overwhelming unless you're not mechanically inclined as in enjoying how stuff works.
f2fae4 No.2205809
>>2205804
I'm quoting Chaplain, the best writer out of the avatarfags. I believe he was paraphrasing Sabaton. It's weird that I spend my time making up stories without actual life experience to draw out of while you live all these interesting anecdotes but feel without imagination.
c983c0 No.2205811
222359 No.2205812
>>2205805
sounds tough desu
ganbatte bard
c983c0 No.2205813
>>2205810
Its the girl
Cardi on a misshin
c4f31f No.2205814
>>2205813
I NEED LIKE $10K
RIGHT NOW
684ccb No.2205815
>>2205809
Yeah, I sure have lived a silly life. I can tell you right now that you're not missing out, what with the drug taking and the nonsense happening.
You read that I lived with a drug dealer named Joe. His vice was cocaine. I tried the stuff and I found it was like an expensive cup of coffee, not worth my time. No, I like molly, it fills me with all the wonderment and innoncence of a child. I miss the stuff.
>>2205806
Drink for me Scoots, do me proud.
c983c0 No.2205816
>>2205814
If only
>>2205815
Eh just one
For now
c4f31f No.2205817
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>>2205816
I might just fuckin do it and get some lou's for myself for my bday.
c983c0 No.2205818
>>2205817
The material gratification would be great
684ccb No.2205819
>>2205816
I only got 2 cans of cider, this drinking ban sucks. I'm so gonna get fucking messy on my birthday, can't wait. It's on a Friday too so it is gonna be killer.
c4f31f No.2205820
>>2205818
Until the credit card statement lmao
f2fae4 No.2205822
>>2205815
I'll make you feel like a kid again. Just close your eyes and lay on the bed, baby.
c983c0 No.2205823
>>2205820
Welp just bask in the hot glow until then xd
>>2205819
Messy
684ccb No.2205824
>>2205822
You implying that I got molested as a child? xD
f2fae4 No.2205825
>>2205824
LOL. Right. I should have thought it through.
c4f31f No.2205826
>>2205823
I don't really have any occasions coming up to truly make it worth.
684ccb No.2205827
>>2205825
I would of accepted 'I'll be ur drug baby'. Seems you need a few pointers on flirting, cutie. ;3
c983c0 No.2205829
c4f31f No.2205830
>>2205829
Would smug wendy wear red bottoms?
f2fae4 No.2205831
>>2205827
DUMBASS! I'LL BLOW YOU WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP AS PUNISHMENT!
c983c0 No.2205832
>>2205830
I think she would klink klink
c4f31f No.2205833
>>2205832
le sigh
b-but responsibilities. And if it's for AX then they can wait a while I guess.
c983c0 No.2205834
>>2205833
Delayed gratification is pretty lit
684ccb No.2205835
>>2205831
I'm the top! I'm the one who comes up with the punishments here! 3 hours in the cock cage with you! And a vibrating buttplug!
c4f31f No.2205836
>>2205834
is that like... edging?
f2fae4 No.2205837
>>2205835
3 hours? Step up your game. For starters I whack it roughly once a week for maximum intensity.
c983c0 No.2205838
684ccb No.2205840
>>2205837
I couldn't let you suffer for that long! That would be barbaric! Plus I have plans for your dong. Sticky, slippery plans.
c983c0 No.2205841
>>2205839
That should be a good activity this week owo
c4f31f No.2205842
>>2205841
Why not just get with some Mexican chicas?
f2fae4 No.2205843
>>2205840
Oh dear. You should try it, though. If you break the habit and turn it into a special occasion, after waiting several days, every stroke feels like an electric shock.
4f810c No.2205844
edging isn't delayed gratification
edging is gratifying on its own
being denied feels good
c4f31f No.2205845
>>2205844
Only when Master does it :/
684ccb No.2205846
>>2205843
Well now that you educated me, I think I could do that to you. I bet it gets really messy at the finale, having beening pent up for so long.
c4f31f No.2205847
This other coworker wants to hang out now
what is going onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
c983c0 No.2205848
f2fae4 No.2205849
>>2205846
That's the best part.
4f810c No.2205850
>>2205845
yeah. tfw no-one to domme you.
684ccb No.2205852
>>2205849
Think I should get a little pet collar for you?
c983c0 No.2205853
c4f31f No.2205854
>>2205853
yeah I thought of that afterwards
it's pretty fun until they start jamming it deep making you gag.
Like yo, bro I really don't wanna puke on you, m8
anyway, here's a cool map
https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/find-out-if-you-live-in-one-of-the-worst-us-states-for-stds/
f2fae4 No.2205855
>>2205852
God, this chat is unknown territory for me. I'm usually on the other end of this.
But yes, I'd probably eat up a big collar.
4f810c No.2205856
>>2205854
>it's pretty fun until they start jamming it deep making you gag.
hnng
684ccb No.2205857
>>2205855
I know, I'm feeling rather bashful myself; I blame you for this, making me all lewd like that.
c4f31f No.2205858
>>2205856
No, I like it too but it depends on the angle of insertion. when you're giving a guy road head it's not conducive for deepthroat action and I had to warn him like 3 or 4 times.
c983c0 No.2205859
>>2205854
Elma likes controlled suckk
c4f31f No.2205860
684ccb No.2205861
>>2205858
What is road head?
c4f31f No.2205862
>>2205861
giving a guy a bj while he drives
c4f31f No.2205863
it's p fun until he trolls you by going thru a drive thru lol
c983c0 No.2205864
>>2205860
Lol what dis he order
f2fae4 No.2205865
>>2205857
I regret nothing. Would the proverbial plug have a fluffy tail at its end?
c4f31f No.2205866
tail plugs are good
should I wear mine Daddy?
c4f31f No.2205867
>>2205864
i think a mcdouble or smth and mcnuggies for me
4f810c No.2205868
>>2205858
>>2205862
I'm really jealous. Jeez.
684ccb No.2205869
>>2205862
Jesus, that is as hot as it is dangerous.
>>2205865
You're just speaking my language now.
c4f31f No.2205870
>>2205868
jealous why?
"just do it" -shia lebeouf
>>2205869
ikr
c983c0 No.2205871
684ccb No.2205872
>>2205870
Plus it brings a new perspective on public sex. Imagine the stares you get from other drivers.
f2fae4 No.2205873
>>2205869
Good. Y'know, I've always wanted to blow someone playing vidya.
c4f31f No.2205874
>>2205871
I shall wait til sundown then activate kitten Mads. I need to find lube.
>>2205872
I try not to imagine the staring. This mostly happens at nighttime.
Also it doesn't work with manual transmissions and he absolutely NEEDS to tell you when there are bumps unless you want to bite a dick off and ruin the mood.
c983c0 No.2205875
>>2205874
Nyan nyan good girl
4f810c No.2205876
>>2205870
I'm not super comfortable with sex. I know the way to fix that is by being proactive and going out but I just have some stuff that makes being comfortable and open and emotionally intimate with people really difficult.
Idk. I'm kind of just waiting until I get a legit reciprocated romantic relationship to get into that stuff. /shrug
c4f31f No.2205877
>>2205876
No, I get that. I was lucky enough to get into a relationship that was very sexually liberating. But to get into one of those you have to try to get into one of those lol
You're most likely not going to bat 1.0 for your ideal legit reciprocated romantic relationship. just sayin'
f2fae4 No.2205878
c983c0 No.2205879
Loco is fucking cancer incarnate
c4f31f No.2205880
ALSO it helps to separate the feelings portion and the physical portion until you find someone compatible ;3
684ccb No.2205881
>>2205873
Well I make sure what I'm playing isn't a horror game. ;P
Great, now you making me think 'What game would be best while Raccoon is blowing me?'
I'm thinking Stardew Valley because it's pretty chill.
Dota2 would be the worst game to play whilst receiving head, I think.
>>2205874
That's so lewd. I think the most public I ever recieved head was at the back of an abandoned pub. And the girl's friend was ruining it because she kept being like 'What you're up to, I'm bored'.
c4f31f No.2205882
>>2205881
The most public I've done was when I was 15 or 16 on a slide in a park while trick or treating was going on.
and wtf the friend was right there too?
4f810c No.2205883
>>2205877
i'm not expecting to. I just mean I'd rather learn in a relationship than with hookups.
684ccb No.2205884
>>2205882
Yeah, it was weird. Like things escalated quickly, I only knew this girl for like a day. I miss her. I forgot her phone number and her name.
f2fae4 No.2205885
>>2205881
I'm glad you swore off those cancerous MOBAs, they bring the worst out of everyone.
c4f31f No.2205886
>>2205883
Right, right right. but like we're both saying you gotta try to get into a relationship instead of being all sad about not having one~
silly
684ccb No.2205887
>>2205885
I didn't swear it off, I just don't play them as often as I used to. And I always try to bring the best out of people with my friendly supporting. Actually, I think I'm gonna play dota2 now. Stay fresh, cutie.
32c8c9 No.2205889
c4f31f No.2205890
>>2205889
grow it or you ask around and buy it
32c8c9 No.2205891
Mmmmmmaybe time to move out
3b5b24 No.2205892
>>2205889
Asks the Dutch poster.
Literally walk anywhere.
32c8c9 No.2205893
>>2205892
Kerel er is geen koffiesjop in me dorp
c983c0 No.2205894
0b6f89 No.2205895
>>2205889
There are shops that sell it in Amsterdam..
3b5b24 No.2205896
Druggy never.
>>2205893
Oef. Ik heb er een in de straat, minstens.
Maar ik drug niet.
9789d5 No.2205897
>>2205895
Also plenty in eindje ;)))
But my frens are all good Bois
>>2205896
Ja maar je woont in een niet-boerengehucht
3b5b24 No.2205898
>>2205895
Every big Dutch city. Maybe just every city.
There's a shop in my street. Couple more in streets nearby.
3b5b24 No.2205899
>>2205897
Nee idd.
Van mij mag je de koffieshops hebben tho
9789d5 No.2205900
>>2205899
Van mij mag ik verhuizen
54a6a3 No.2205901
>>2205869
>mom yelling at you for all the stuff you've done
if you didn't know what road head was then you're repressed and an angel. Not sure where she's coming from.
Also, try a snowball.
3b5b24 No.2205902
>>2205900
Weet je nu dus waar je heen moet.
Zwolle forever.
9789d5 No.2205903
>>2205902
Da's een rare manier om Eindhoven te schrijven
3b5b24 No.2205904
>>2205903
Don't make me Zwols lijflied at you.
Ik woon NAAST de Peperbus. Ik kijk uit mijn raam? Peperbus.
Ik ben hartje Zwolle.
9789d5 No.2205905
3b5b24 No.2205906
9789d5 No.2205907
>>2205906
Wa hek daar te zoeken?!
3b5b24 No.2205908
9789d5 No.2205910
c983c0 No.2205911
56b062 No.2205912
>>2205909
>morning
Are you sure about that
3b5b24 No.2205913
Kanra gets it.
>>2205911
Nite
>>2205909
Mornin'
3b5b24 No.2205914
53ca9c No.2205915
>>2205912
I assume the day starts for everyone else the moment I get up.
>>2205913
how's it going?
53ca9c No.2205917
3b5b24 No.2205918
>>2205915
Alright enough. Bored out of my mind, but that ain't nothing new.
About to go on a vacation I don't really feel like, but it might be nice. Family time.
c583c8 No.2205919
>>2205912
No, man. He drank one whole alcohols so obvs it's morning when he wakes up.
fbf578 No.2205920
>>2205917
You need better rapid eye movement fagt
9789d5 No.2205921
>>2205920
What a cute girl
fbf578 No.2205922
>>2205921
Typically has a dick.
Would bang either way.
3b5b24 No.2205923
>Draw girl.
>Claim she's a boy.
10/10 best trope
02739f No.2205924
horsefuckers
more like
ur mom lol
9789d5 No.2205925
fbf578 No.2205926
>>2205923
And to think all the tropes were worked out, there was more.
>>2205924
goatfucker
>>2205925
If you're not sure why I believe you have deep seeded emotional issues you need to confront.
Then you fap.
fa3fcc No.2205927
Herpy is Australian Cupcake?
b4c461 No.2205929
>>2205927
>Herpy is Australian Cupcake
32c8c9 No.2205930
>>2205927
>Herpy is Australian Cupcake
fbf578 No.2205931
>>2205927
>>2205929
>>2205930
What makes me an Australian Cupcake?
Is that better than a normal Cupcake?
32c8c9 No.2205932
>>2205931
Aussie >>>>> Ameri's
32c8c9 No.2205934
i wish i was raped by a short asian stripper with heels
fa3fcc No.2205935
>>2205929
This
>>2205931
That's like asking a mother to choose which of her sons is her favorite
>>2205932
How u hatin with your grown ass when I'm 14 and got my mama rich?
32c8c9 No.2205936
fbf578 No.2205937
>>2205932
Bueno
>>2205933
Haha, good times.
>>2205934
She had the whole rope bikini setup.
Ive had a stripper drip wax on me, although I've not been to a stripper joint in a few years now.
>>2205935
HAH
I AM THE BEST
b4c461 No.2205938
>>2205935
It works too well, in too many ways.
fa3fcc No.2205939
>>2205936
I'm 14
>>2205937
It's apples and banangos
>>2205938
Does Herpy do gay things online?
fa3fcc No.2205941
Test don't ban me for being underage, I'm not actually 14 :(
32c8c9 No.2205942
b4c461 No.2205943
God I hope Test bans Erio for being underage.
>>2205939
Irredeemable, unspeakably gay things.
fbf578 No.2205944
>>2205939
Plain, normal cupcake.
Or
Exotic, cool cupcake.
If cupcake is the standard of cupcake
Then I am cupcake + aussie
This is simple fag maths
3b5b24 No.2205945
Does mental age count?
Because I'm not sure about the 18 part, up there.
fa3fcc No.2205946
I bet a random person just reading this thread without knowing us would think I'm 14 now
>>2205942
H-hi >//<
>>2205943
I guess I should assume everyone does gay things by default
>>2205944
How many e-cocks have you e-sucked?
fbf578 No.2205947
>>2205946
Online aint my thing.
But I've done things with posters irl.
b4c461 No.2205948
>>2205946
What kind of queer WOULDN'T do gay things on the internet?
fa3fcc No.2205949
I've retained my childlike innocence and I'm the epitome of purity
>>2205947
How many irl cocks have you irl sucked?
>>2205948
Australian Cupcake I guess
b4c461 No.2205950
>>2205949
Don't believe his lies.
fa3fcc No.2205951
>>2205950
Have you cybered him?
fa3fcc No.2205953
>>2205952
>Dutch FBI
Doesn't sound like a real thing tbh
3f37b2 No.2205955
I like your new avatar Erio
b4c461 No.2205956
>>2205951
Hell no. What kind of internet slut do you take me for?
3b5b24 No.2205957
>>2205953
I... actually have no idea. I looked it up once, but it looked like "ehh, there's something remotely like it"
We apparently have a decent military though.
Low in count, but high quality.
fa3fcc No.2205958
>>2205954
That's pretty gay
You are Australian Cupcake
>>2205955
Thanks gurl
>>2205956
I heard u e-dated Hu
32c8c9 No.2205959
>>2205953
henlo this is aivd
fbf578 No.2205961
>>2205958
Im looking at getting a girlfriend right now.
Although, have had more dicks than pussi so far.
61306c No.2205962
>>2205955
It's supposed to be mine :^)
fa3fcc No.2205963
>>2205961
>Im looking at getting a girlfriend right now.
Don't do it, they're overrated
>>2205962
I tried to make u use it because Ashley from WarioWare was my waifu at the time but u wouldn't
It was a great offer that u missed
b4c461 No.2205964
>>2205958
This is like the 100th time you've brought that up...
fa3fcc No.2205965
>>2205964
I think this is the first time I've brought it up seriously
I just used to meme about it but then Squiddy made a passive aggressive post saying it was real
61306c No.2205966
>>2205963
That's okay, I don't want to avatar anyone but Illya anyways.
fbf578 No.2205967
>>2205963
Nigga both sexes are.
fa3fcc No.2205968
>>2205966
Idk who she is but I guess she's basically a slut loli
>>2205967
Yet u want a relationship anyway?
b4c461 No.2205969
>>2205965
Fuckin' Squiddy.
fa3fcc No.2205970
>>2205969
He just had to show off his knowledge of horse sex history
fa3fcc No.2205972
>>2205971
Then why does she dress like she's intensely thirsty for cock?
fbf578 No.2205973
>>2205968
A human to relate to on a deeper level is neat.
I dun wanna get a marry tho
61306c No.2205974
>>2205972
She can dress normally too.
fa3fcc No.2205975
>>2205973
Getting to know yourself on a deeper level is neat too
I'm going to marry myself
>>2205974
She can, yet most of the time, she chooses not to
61306c No.2205976
>>2205975
False, she mostly wears her school uniform. :^)
fbf578 No.2205977
>>2205975
I spent the last couple years getting to know myself. Kinda why I'm getting things done now, finished working on that shiz
fa3fcc No.2205978
>>2205976
Only because if she goes to school wearing something else she'll be forced to suicide because Japan is a piece of shit
She wants to be a free slut
>>2205977
I guess suggesting a level of self-love where you don't need anyone else would be a bit extreme
Good luck!
61306c No.2205979
>>2205978
Stop trying to self-insert.
3f37b2 No.2205980
>>2205962
You fucked up
She's best girl followed by Megane and lastly twintails
fa3fcc No.2205981
>>2205979
What? I'm not gay, I'm not trying to self-insert into any of you fags
That's lewd
fbf578 No.2205982
>>2205978
You dont really need anyone else if you're all sorted, its just nice.
When I say I'm looking for a girlfriend its more of a "a girlfriend would be nice".
People who actively look are always stressed out to shit, searching for qualities rather than looking at the big picture.
61306c No.2205983
>>2205980
Doesn't matter until there's piss doujins of her.
>>2205981
Oh
fa3fcc No.2205984
>>2205982
Then u might end up with a boyfriend instead
>>2205983
Looks like you're getting a little excited about loli pee
fbf578 No.2205985
>>2205984
Yeah I'm aware of that and cool with it too, but I think tantalising the idea of a girlfriend tends to make things go that way anyway
fa3fcc No.2205987
>>2205985
I think I agree with Wish that anime loli pee is more tantalizing than that
>>2205986
ur cute
3f37b2 No.2205988
>>2205983
I was reading pouty hibike-chan the other day and I came buckets
Im pretty triggered alot of my favorite artists are moving to Fakku
and I dont wanna pay for my chinese porn comics
fbf578 No.2205989
>>2205987
Children have yet to fully develop their brains and the resulting stupidity infuriates me.
Also pee is meh
fa3fcc No.2205990
>>2205989
I don't think I'm quite as into it as Wish is and I was more just expressing disinterest in having a gf
fa3fcc No.2205991
Also good anime lolis are only stupid in non-infuriating ways
61306c No.2205992
>>2205987
I know
>>2205988
The comics are still uploaded on exh anyways though
fa3fcc No.2205993
>>2205992
ok hand solo
sorry ur son killed u
fbf578 No.2205994
>>2205990
Get with wish and discuss loli pee together.
fa3fcc No.2205996
>>2205994
I will
>>2205995
sorry ur new movie was mediocre
3f37b2 No.2205997
>>2205992
Some are and some arent so like you gotta go through all this bs to find it somewhere else
How's work?
fbf578 No.2205998
>>2205996
how do loli pee sexuals, y'know, doit?
fa3fcc No.2205999
>>2205998
J-list probably sells anime girl pee
53ca9c No.2206000
"Experiments in monkeys provide the best insight into the function of areas 5 and 7. In area 5, arm projection neurons are active only when the monkey reaches for a specific object of interest. They are not active when the same arm movement is made but the object is not present; hand manipulation neurons fire only when the hand manually explores an object of interest. In area 7, many different types of neurons are present. One type, the eye-hand coordination neurons, is vigorously active only when the eyes fixate a target and the hand reaches for that target."
3f37b2 No.2206001
fa3fcc No.2206002
>>2206000
Are you being racist?
61306c No.2206004
>>2205997
They new releases of Kairakuten get DMCA'd pretty quickly, yeah.
Eh, it's money at least. Shit is pretty boring.
fa3fcc No.2206005
>>2206003
-pets your hair-
How u
fa3fcc No.2206006
Btw I think I have seen anime girl tear lube on J-list
Is that real or did I just dream about it
c4f31f No.2206007
>>2206005
Lonely. Got nothing really done my days off so I'm still just in bed.
:/
I was cute today at least
3f37b2 No.2206008
>>2206003
hey elma
>>2206004
Dont even know who that nigga is lmao
fbf578 No.2206009
>>2205999
$1000 for a can.
>>2206000
This is explaining things twice like a retard
fa3fcc No.2206010
>>2206007
It's fine to relax sometimes ^^
>>2206009
It would probably just be normal synthetic pee that you can use to trick a weed test
(Except from an anime girl)
61306c No.2206011
>>2206008
It's one of the magazines they have a deal with.
They translate all the one-shots in each monthly issue
c4f31f No.2206012
>>2206008
tell me a story.
>>2206010
It doesnt' feel fine. I just don't like having my car being dead cause I can't even get food
fbf578 No.2206013
>>2206010
Put a dakimakura over the machine than fills up the cans
fa3fcc No.2206014
>>2206012
It's a good time to just keep ordering delivery
fa3fcc No.2206015
>>2206013
I wonder how much Wish would pay for an anime girl pee dispenser
c4f31f No.2206016
>>2206014
gross :(
I need actual groceries so I don't get fat.
fbf578 No.2206017
>>2206015
Use VR and a water pistol.
61306c No.2206018
54a6a3 No.2206019
>>2206015
$300 Canadian, her favorite hockey stick, and 100 bottles of syrup.
Oh. and all of his doujins.
fa3fcc No.2206020
>>2206016
Well obviously it's a bad idea if the only places near u that deliver are pizza
>>2206017
I fear that VR will take Wish's soul into the anime dimension when it's good enough
>>2206018
How much would you pay for an actual anime girl to pee on you?
>>2206019
Did u say $300 because that's the amount he spent on doujins at AX
3f37b2 No.2206021
Wish wants a real life 12 year old to pee on her
None of that fake shit
>>2206011
That's crazy
The more you know I guess
>>2206012
I'm a NEET again lmao
61306c No.2206022
fa3fcc No.2206023
>>2206022
Don't you want to be peed on by an anime girl?
Or is Soto right?
61306c No.2206024
>>2206023
Neither, thanks.
3f37b2 No.2206025
fa3fcc No.2206026
>>2206024
You're only into men now?
>>2206025
Wish is lying on the internet again
c4f31f No.2206027
>>2206020
Yeah there's only this one place, but i've gotten it like 2 or 3 times this week already. I'm in this weird neighborhood right over a town line so most places won't deliver :(
>>2206021
Why does this not surprise me at all?
0b6f89 No.2206029
>>2206021
>I'm a NEET again lmao
Literally less than a week ago you said it was going good and you were training people, wth happened
fbf578 No.2206030
>>2206020
The matrix movie got it wrong.
The matrix will be anime.
c4f31f No.2206031
fa3fcc No.2206032
>>2206027
I think there are services now where u can pay people to pick up groceries for you but idk
>>2206028
Pee is too vanilla for you now?
>>2206030
As Sword Art Online foretold
c4f31f No.2206033
>>2206032
Not at 9pm tho lol
e373a4 No.2206035
>>2206021
>I'm a NEET again lmao
God damn it soto, again?
c4f31f No.2206036
idk what's really so hard about keeping a job
c583c8 No.2206037
I assumed he came into work under the influence.
3f37b2 No.2206038
>>2206026
That motherfucker
>>2206027
I was pretty sad yesterday and drank myself to sleep
Now I'm just bummed out
>>2206029
Oh wow now you show up
It was going great
Though I didn't pass a back groundcheck lol
>>2206035
LMAO Gomen Ian
On the brightside, Im still going to AC :^)
>>2206036
It isnt hard at all
fbf578 No.2206039
>>2206031
fug u the canon is that everything is reel
I loved the animatrix tho
>>2206032
I bet the second iteration will be shitty too.
c4f31f No.2206040
I've done that for the past 4 years and still have jobs
c583c8 No.2206042
Yeah but you seem like the type that wouldn't be completely drugged out of your mind and go into work, just hungover or smoked a little.
e373a4 No.2206043
>>2206038
You need to straighten your shit up boy
>I didn't pass a back groundcheck lol
Nigga.
c4f31f No.2206044
>>2206042
I guess that's part of the appeal of kitchen work. As long as you do your shit.
0b6f89 No.2206045
>>2206038
Yuh I was just lurking
Well you seem to pick up jobs as fast as you can lose them so I'm sure you'll be ok
fa3fcc No.2206046
I'm a NEET too but I make internet bux so it's okay
>>2206033
Do you not have any food at all?
>>2206034
I bet Olivia's pee is vanilla
>>2206038
He's kawaii
>>2206039
I didn't watch the second season but I think it was
>>2206040
I did that when I worked for Pizza Hut
c4f31f No.2206048
>>2206046
Nope.
None that's mine anyway.
3f37b2 No.2206049
>>2206043
I completely forgot about that bench warrant
Now it fucked me in the ass lmao
Even my boss got all triggered and was like trying to get me back in but like I can't get rehired cause of that
Time to kms I guess
>>2206045
Yeah I got 2 interviews later this week, so hopefully I land one
>>2206046
Yeah I hugged him irl and smelled him
He smells good tbh
c583c8 No.2206050
>>2206049
>Time to kms I guess
>>2206049
>Time to kms I guess
>>2206049
>Time to kms I guess
>>2206049
>Time to kms I guess
>>2206049
>Time to kms I guess
>>2206049
>Time to kms I guess
>>2206049
>Time to kms I guess
>>2206049
>Time to kms I guess
>>2206049
>Time to kms I guess
>>2206049
>Time to kms I guess
>>2206049
>Time to kms I guess
>>2206049
>Time to kms I guess
>>2206049
>Time to kms I guess
>>2206049
>Time to kms I guess
>>2206049
>Time to kms I guess
>>2206049
>Time to kms I guess
e373a4 No.2206051
>>2206049
Bench warrant? That's news to me, what for?
c4f31f No.2206052
how do you forget about a bench warrant?
stop getting into trouble you dummy
fbf578 No.2206053
>>2206046
It was pretty shocking in comparison.
Ive yet to watch the third.
>>2206044
>>2206042
Ive worked with chefs who can do a full service completely blitzed.
I couldnt do that haha
fa3fcc No.2206054
>>2206047
Bye ♥
>>2206048
Just work out some deal with your roommate
Now that I typed that sentence I realize it sounds lewd and I didn't mean it in a lewd way but I guess a lewd way could work
>>2206049
Like maple syrup?
>>2206053
Shocking in what way?
fbf578 No.2206055
>>2206054
It wasnt set up too well and the plot was pretty much the same with the same evil guy.
c4f31f No.2206056
>>2206053
when you're running all stations by yourself you kinda have to be on something lol
>>2206054
nah I'm just gonna go to bed soonish. there might be another cup of soup in there but meh
fa3fcc No.2206057
Oh I need to go get food because I just realized I didn't eat anything all day
Bye guys ilu
>>2206055
RIP
3f37b2 No.2206059
>>2206051
I've told you like a million times lmao
I didn't show up for court cause of some bs
failure to appear in court = bench warrant
>>2206052
I tend to forget about alot of things
>>2206054
Nah like a hint of BO and lavendar
>>2206058
Where's my good luck kiss?
e373a4 No.2206060
>>2206059
What was it you didn't show up for tho?
fbf578 No.2206062
>>2206056
Theres always at least two of us in the kitchen at any given time which is nice and should be the same for the new place im starting at.
>>2206057
I heard the 3rd is ok...but iunno...i heard that from real people.
c4f31f No.2206063
3f37b2 No.2206065
>>2206060
TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS IAN
>>2206061
Some friend
4b7336 No.2206066
e373a4 No.2206067
>>2206065
Sorry there Sensitive Sally, untwist your panties