06dab2 No.2200951
green bean called me cute ;3
official endorsement
>>2200950
the koreans are far sexier than me...
7c9914 No.2200953
krarna are u in Ontario???
c19dc4 No.2200954
>>2200946
I bet you have unironically sucked multiple cocks IRL
>>2200947
He's just tsun
He calls me a degenerate but loves me
c19dc4 No.2200955
fa7fd2 No.2200956
fa7fd2 No.2200957
560d68 No.2200958
>>2200945
>>2200954
Pretty good, hoping to actually sleep for once tonight. Unlikely, but hope is all I have. How about yourself?
bfc6a4 No.2200959
>>2200948
>hu
>>2200951
Are you a really white chinese guy?
06dab2 No.2200961
>>2200953
BC... woulda followed you more if you more if I were there
wanna know something shameful? I know very little about you.
I could find out in like, an hour. or you could tell me.
but now that ur giving me attention, I'll let you pick.
>>2200954
he calls you degenerate because he's a cliche
>>2200959
thought this was common knowledge
yes, I'm part Canadian. the white side.
and the Canadian part came from England.
06dab2 No.2200962
im having fun.
taking cinco shot.
06dab2 No.2200964
c19dc4 No.2200965
>>2200957
I don't even know what sex is, I'm 12
>>2200958
I'm good; probably going to sleep soon cos the sun will start coming up soon
You should sleep soon too if you're going to ^^
>>2200960
-pets u-
>>2200961
He's kawaii
7c9914 No.2200966
>>2200954
yah probs like 30+ I dunno could be a lot more I lost count forever ago
>>2200961
that’s ok we never rly chatted much it’s not shameful! You’ve always been a very pleasant person to have around and I always like seeing other Canadians ^^
I’d be happy to get to know u a bit more
bfc6a4 No.2200967
>>2200961
Tis a shame your lineage is yet to be knowledge amongst the plebeians.
I came from disgruntled english, scottish and irish murders and/or rapists.
560d68 No.2200968
>>2200965
I will later, I am caught up with Monster Hunter now that it is out for the PC.
c19dc4 No.2200969
>>2200966
That might even be more than Elma's sucked
Good job
fa7fd2 No.2200970
>>2200965
what is this girl you're posting
c19dc4 No.2200971
>>2200968
What state do u live in again?
>>2200970
Olivia from Asobi Asobase
You aren't watching it?? Wtf is wrong w/ u
06dab2 No.2200973
>>2200965
he said yesterday that he just wanted to lose his identity and independance to be part of a movement .__.
>>2200966
oh well damn. that is interesting. just as an official heads up, I'm gonna be trying to learn more about you through subversive means
>>2200967
most of us are products or rape. but an entire country of descendants of criminals?
fa7fd2 No.2200974
b5a6ad No.2200975
bfc6a4 No.2200976
>>2200973
Much higher chance if you've either scottish or irish over english.
So specifically its more like;
English/Irish side were commoners.
Scottish were the criminal side.
Do you know which province of china your family came from?
c19dc4 No.2200977
I think Asobi Asobase may have surpassed Happy Sugar Life as my favorite anime of this season but I'm not sure
>>2200972
Oh at least it's only 1am then :3
>>2200973
Sounds like a normal thing that someone with a boner for fascism might say
bbb130 No.2200979
>>2200977
Its obvs
Chio-chan > Asobi Asobase > Happy Nigger Life
fa7fd2 No.2200980
>>2200975
frozen organs, post mortem, Alien Malachi York
and Five Percenters, twelve tribes forever
get your mind together
>>2200978
sounds kinda lame
560d68 No.2200981
>>2200977
Yeah, not too late.
06dab2 No.2200982
>>2200976
the southern part. if not Hong Kong, then Guangzhou or Shenzen.
>>2200977
idk. tbh I'd need to read more and learn more to truly put him in his place.
c19dc4 No.2200983
>>2200979
Chio-chan isn't memey enough
Also it doesn't have the whitest anime girl of all time in it
>>2200980
It's made to look like a normal slice of life anime to filter out normies and keep the mexicans out
>>2200981
Do u need to wake up in the morning tho
>>2200982
Why do u like arguing on the internet so much
c19dc4 No.2200984
Chio-chan is one of the three I'm actually following tho
06dab2 No.2200986
>>2200983
anxiety.
>>2200985
idk what you're like around tracer... but *hugs*
7c9914 No.2200988
>>2200969
yeah definitely not proud of it lmao
thx though erio....
>>2200973
oh god uhmmm well u may learn some kinda crazy things, I’ve probably done more memorable shitty things here than positive
I was in an ultra negative and sad space when I first found this community back on 4chn
c19dc4 No.2200989
>>2200988
Why not? Ur doing what u love
fa7fd2 No.2200990
c19dc4 No.2200993
>>2200990
Really tho I know this is the kind of precious garbage u'd like cos u liked bob teen ebin
7c9914 No.2200994
>>2200989
>>2200989
being promiscuous is bad
6ac9fb No.2200995
God I sure do love being a slut.
c19dc4 No.2200996
>>2200994
That's bullshit and u know it
fa7fd2 No.2200997
>>2200993
r u talkin smack about bob ebin team?
06dab2 No.2200998
>>2200987
temporary relief.
>>2200988
i've only heard you referenced. you don't have to explain yourself. just saying if I really wanted, I might even know you better than you know yourself. and for someone I've hardly read real-time, that might be interesting for you.
c19dc4 No.2200999
>>2200997
I liked that precious garbage as well
560d68 No.2201000
>>2200983
Nope, not at all.
>>2200985
Why?
c19dc4 No.2201001
>>2200998
Fighting on the internet only works until Smiles stops replying
c19dc4 No.2201003
>>2201000
I guess it's fine then
fa7fd2 No.2201004
>>2200999
yeah u better
so is this the only way i'm going to get my fill of Hoshiiro Girldrop?
b5a6ad No.2201005
>>2200980
organs in Oregon
c19dc4 No.2201006
>>2201002
That's not surprising
That ho crazy, u can never know what's coming next
c19dc4 No.2201008
>>2201004
Couldn't say it's exactly like Hoshiiro Girldrop
But it's hard to explain
>>2201007
g2bed
7c9914 No.2201009
>>2200996
I dunno I’m conflicted sometimes I feel bad about it if I think back to it
>>2200998
that would be impressive as very few ppl here know much about me... there were friends I had like 5 years ago here who knew lots about me but they not here anymore
you been here for forever to right?
fa7fd2 No.2201011
>>2201008
then i don't care tbh
c19dc4 No.2201012
>>2201009
Just hunt and kill the unnecessary shame within yourself using a passionate slut fire
>>2201011
Can't be smuggled across the border
RIP
c19dc4 No.2201013
Japan just wants to prevent Mexicans from touching the good animes I guess
560d68 No.2201014
>>2201003
I will sleep before too long, though I will have some pudding first.
>>2201007
I am not sold.
06dab2 No.2201015
>>2201009
I promise to be morally good about it.
c19dc4 No.2201019
>>2201017
>>2201018
Anime girl blood is good
fa7fd2 No.2201020
>>2201019
Anything else good I should watch?
560d68 No.2201021
>>2201019
A girl after my own heart.
7c9914 No.2201022
>>2201012
passionate slut fire?! sounds dangerousss
>>2201015
>>2201015
you are quite welcome to ask around about me just don’t take everything u hear as gospel
06dab2 No.2201023
>>2201022
you'd be surprised how conservative people are in their estimations of others when they're not confident
c19dc4 No.2201024
>>2201020
I've only been keeping up with that, Happy Sugar Life, and Chio-chan
Chio-chan is good but I don't like it as much as the other two
>>2201021
You have a blood fetish?
>>2201022
Suck ALL the dicks
Be free gurl
c19dc4 No.2201025
10x is a penis pirate, be careful around him
fa7fd2 No.2201026
>>2201024
>Happy Sugar Life
c19dc4 No.2201027
>>2201026
Are u still watching it btw
c19dc4 No.2201028
7c9914 No.2201029
>>2201023
perhaps I just don’t know who you’d ask beyond 1-2 ppl
>>2201024
eeehh I don’t rly get down like that so much anymore, haven’t been with someone in a while
7c9914 No.2201030
06dab2 No.2201031
>>2201029
I wouldnt ask anyone.
id do the obvious thing.
the thing anyone can do to anyone else.
b5a6ad No.2201034
bfc6a4 No.2201035
>>2200982
I wanna go to shenzen.
bfc6a4 No.2201037
>>2201036
I wanna see the wholesale markets.
Almost everything made in china goes through them.
Theyre hyoooooooj
2e988c No.2201038
>>2201037
I wanna go back to Germany. The Bazaar was cool.
bfc6a4 No.2201039
>>2201038
I was wrong, I wanna go to Yiwa, fug shenzen.
Yiwa has the bigger market.
I wanna Germany.
Gib.
2e988c No.2201040
>>2201039
I wanna to to Australia and get bit by a radioactive huntsman spider and become Cunt-Man.
bfc6a4 No.2201041
bfc6a4 No.2201042
>>2201040
Huntsmans aren't even venomous.
Redback bettah
2e988c No.2201043
>>2201042
that's the point
bfc6a4 No.2201044
>>2201043
Fuckin.
You already are cuntman mate, ya dickhead
2e988c No.2201045
>>2201044
I'm not even an aussie
bfc6a4 No.2201046
bfc6a4 No.2201048
>>2201047
Oi fuck off mate
bfc6a4 No.2201050
>>2201049
Imma leave to do thing soon.
bfc6a4 No.2201052
>>2201051
My fren is moving to japan to teach cunts.
He doin thingy tonight because will be gones.
2e988c No.2201054
bfc6a4 No.2201055
>>2201054
Good morning and goodbye
>>2201053
I best get ready ttyl fgt
7d8a53 No.2201056
2e988c No.2201057
>>2201055
you mixed them up
what a way to leave me
030019 No.2201058
Btw, everyone post your desktops, no cleaning.
2e988c No.2201061
fa7fd2 No.2201062
2e988c No.2201063
7c9914 No.2201064
Just pretend there’s shortcuts
920189 No.2201066
>>2201058
Pretty much default, except for hidden icons
030019 No.2201067
>>2201065
I cleaned mine just after I changed my wallpaper, lol.
>>2201066
>hidden icons
Disgusting cheat tbqh.
920189 No.2201068
>>2201067
Icons is annoying as fuck. Never use them anyway, but there's no reason not to use ~/Desktop as a regular folder. So why not disable the crap out of them?
48ddcc No.2201069
>>2201067
I should probably clean mine because it looks awful but I can't really be fucked since it's just my work laptop.
c09195 No.2201070
7d8a53 No.2201071
make a folder of yourself!
920189 No.2201073
c09195 No.2201074
>>2201071
>>2201072
Making folders on this phone sounds like absolute hell. I am pretty sure it's one of the punishments from the Quran
fa7fd2 No.2201077
>>2201075
>>2201076
Good morning Loaf.
030019 No.2201078
>>2201068
I use it as my central folder just because it's easier to click than to type, lmao.
>>2201069
Yeah, I can get that.
My school computer's probably gonna be a horrendous mess.
ddb10d No.2201079
>>2201077
hi spec how are you faring desu
48ddcc No.2201080
>>2201078
There's a bat right above me.
fa7fd2 No.2201081
>>2201079
Bored to tears.
U?
7d8a53 No.2201082
tanned big tiddie anime girls are life
ddb10d No.2201083
>>2201081
pretty much the same I guess
not too fancy with the weather changing from 30 degrees to 10 on a dime like this, why can't it just stay moderately temperate forever
fa7fd2 No.2201084
>>2201082
This, but unironically.
>>2201083
Wish it was that cool here.
I see you've put on a tripcode.
c09195 No.2201085
>>2201084
Who is this cutie
fa7fd2 No.2201086
>>2201085
Hinata Kaho, from Blend S.
c09195 No.2201087
>>2201086
Oh her skin isn't always like that
7c9914 No.2201088
well I didn’t sleep all night again ;;
hopefully tmrw
030019 No.2201089
>>2201080
Bats are cute, tho.
ddb10d No.2201090
>>2201084
indeed I have, per request of Forty
and I'm not going to hold my breath because I won't be surprised if it's back to 20/30 degrees by 6pm
fa7fd2 No.2201091
>>2201087
No, she just gets really tan for one episode.
c09195 No.2201092
c09195 No.2201095
>>2201094
Is this a shadow
fa7fd2 No.2201096
c09195 No.2201097
>>2201096
My shadow isn't that cute
48ddcc No.2201098
>>2201089
It is pretty cute.
It's tiny and it's sleeping.
I wanna take it home.
030019 No.2201099
>>2201098
Where is it now?
Sleeping animals should be left where they sleep.
fa7fd2 No.2201100
aren't bats known for rabies?
ddb10d No.2201101
fa7fd2 No.2201102
>>2201101
oh
I thought maybe our little psy-op finally got to you.
030019 No.2201103
ddb10d No.2201104
>>2201102
I knew it was a psyop
well you aren't going to get to me
ddb10d No.2201105
Hardly even contrived, MI5
fa7fd2 No.2201106
>>2201104
Nah, we gotcha pretty good, Audy.
ddb10d No.2201107
>>2201106
not at all
your attempts are futile and you know it
fa7fd2 No.2201108
>>2201107
I'll bring the "other" Loafie back here and we'll see about that.
c09195 No.2201109
ddb10d No.2201110
>>2201108
that won't mean much
everyone will know who the real one is thanks to this trip
thanks fortune
7d8a53 No.2201111
>>2201084
i am not ironic!!
fa7fd2 No.2201112
>>2201110
brb cracking your trip
>>2201111
Yeah, sure, okay bud.
8cc1c2 No.2201113
Fucking power outages
Reeeeeeee
7d8a53 No.2201114
48ddcc No.2201118
>>2201099
Still right here and still sleeping.
It must be hot.
I mean of course I'm not gonna take it or anything but if it wakes up, notices me and starts following me home, I'll let it.
>>2201100
They are ?
030019 No.2201119
>>2201118
I mean, like, you aren't inside, so where are ya, ahaha.
>it must be hot
Most animals have decent systems to maintain homeostasis in their environments~
48ddcc No.2201120
>>2201119
I'm inside, at work, I guess it flew in through an open window?
There's nothing but forests nearby.
I want that too. Humans are trash.
d24595 No.2201121
>>2201110
Nothing to thank me for.
d24595 No.2201125
>>2201123
I'm willing to believe.
ddb10d No.2201126
>>2201121
yeah you're right I need to wait until we get rid of all the CIA niggers first
>>2201122
ohayou
d24595 No.2201127
Wait, masturbation doesn't make you buff. It makes you jacked.
>>2201126
Morning, Loafie.
...CIA niggers?
030019 No.2201129
>>2201120
Humans are great in, like, a very specific environment that we've left behind and the world might not even support anymore.
So we cope through other means.
48ddcc No.2201130
>>2201129
Let it die. Let it all die.
fa7fd2 No.2201131
>>2201124
>three hours later
d24595 No.2201132
>>2201131
Luka does that pretty consistently.
At least it's a response, eventually.
ddb10d No.2201133
>>2201127
CIA niggers.. they glow in the dark, you can just run 'em over while you're driving
I planned 2 times to upload a relevant video of Terry Davis but it failed so you'll just have to settle for this
b5a6ad No.2201134
>>2201131
sorry -_- just dealing with a tummy problem.....
ddb10d No.2201136
>>2201135
just look up terry davis you baka
fa7fd2 No.2201137
>>2201134
Eat better food.
>>2201132
Eventually...
d24595 No.2201138
>>2201136
>Making me look him up.
This is why I never have conversation material.
>>2201137
Hopefully, I'm not sure, we've not talked a lot.
And often enough I was the one who gave up.
Three hours is more than it usually is though, to be fair.
ddb10d No.2201139
>>2201138
well alright I'll give you a quick rundown on the man
Terry Davis is a schizophrenic programmer, who developed TempleOS, a Christian-themed OS from scratch, as a way to communicate with God
He believes that he is destined to become king, and that so-called 'CIA Niggers' are people who apparently glow in the dark and are conspiring against good men like him, sort of like They Live I suppose
if you want to find out more about him I suggest you look up The Ballad of Terry A. Davis
ddb10d No.2201141
also he used to live with his parents, and they kicked him out, and then lived in a van, and I believe he's homeless now
d24595 No.2201142
>>2201139
...I expected him to be a troll, and couldn't find that.
He's... not? There's just people like that? Real functioning people like that?
fa7fd2 No.2201143
>>2201140
Luka, that's lewd.
ddb10d No.2201144
>>2201142
he is a real man and I suppose hypothetically this could be some mad scheme for gov't welfare but I highly doubt it
but yes he is indeed a real person, albeit I wouldn't exactly describe him as functioning
fa7fd2 No.2201145
>>2201142
""functioning""
That poor boy is broken. Straight schizo.
d24595 No.2201146
>>2201145
I guess, if he actually ended up homeless and stuff.
>>2201144
The maddest scheme, indeed.
Imagine.
ddb10d No.2201147
>>2201146
if that's true then it worked, he's got 128GB of ram and who knows what else
ddb10d No.2201148
it's quite sad really
he's evidently a very talented man, and also if you listen to him talk he says some profound things, he could be a philosopher if he weren't so vulgar and perhaps a tad more articulate
really goes to show what schizophrenia does to you
b5a6ad No.2201151
>>2201150
gimme nice things
d24595 No.2201153
>>2201148
>>2201147
I don't know the first thing about the condition, honestly. So it's really hard for me to tell where the 'default personality' ends and the schizophrenia begins.
If there is such a distinction to be made.
ddb10d No.2201154
>>2201153
I'm not a professional psychologist either so I don't know for certain, but I imagine it is difficult for him to distinguish what is real and what isn't
though in any case I'm not sure God's opinion on the usage of ASCII is written anywhere in the bible so I don't know where Terry got his idea on it from with his discussions with him
d24595 No.2201156
>>2201154
>God's opinion on the usage of ASCII
That's a wild sentence.
I think, just a hunch, that might be at least slightly schizophrenia-induced.
ddb10d No.2201158
>>2201156
I'm not usually one to say that having a mental illness makes one mad, but I'm not sure what I could describe the notion that God spoke to a man directly to guide him through the creation of his OS as anything but madness
ddb10d No.2201160
how does god even know what a computer is
d24595 No.2201162
>>2201158
It's a pretty hard case to argue against.
You know, in case the "glow in the dark CIA niggers" wasn't enough.
ddb10d No.2201163
>>2201162
indeed
Terry also claims that he "ran over a CIA nigger back in '99"
we as non-schizophrenics know that people cannot in fact glow in the dark, so what this was he ran over (or even if this happened at all) is a mystery
perhaps it was a man in a high-vis jacket
d24595 No.2201164
>>2201163
He hit a naked albino.
ddb10d No.2201166
>>2201164
could be, could be
maybe this goes back to the They Live thing I said earlier, maybe he does indeed see these CIA niggers who are in fact glowing in the dark, but we just can't see them ourselves
d24595 No.2201169
>>2201166
I just kinda wonder if he actually thinks they're black.
I'll be honest, it's kinda hard to visualize a glowing black person.
ddb10d No.2201171
>>2201169
we really don't know
he is very liberal with his usage of the word nigger but does not use it to exclusively mean actual niggers, but rather, in a manner similar to "asshole" or "fucker"
someone may have to correct me on this but I believe calling his parents CIA niggers was one of the reasons they kicked him out
ddb10d No.2201172
the archive didn't show it happen, and it was long after the infamous "How can you defend the niggers?" incident
d24595 No.2201173
>>2201171
>I believe calling his parents CIA niggers was one of the reasons they kicked him out
>>2201172
>the infamous "How can you defend the niggers?" incident
Holy shit, what a gem of "what the shit" reactions?
You kinda gotta feel bad for the guy, but I kinda don't.
008791 No.2201174
i can't believe i still remember my tripcode
fa7fd2 No.2201175
d24595 No.2201176
>>2201174
Maybe don't put it in the emailfield though
008791 No.2201177
aweh it doesnt display it properly in that field
i'll bet someone knows how to translate that though
008791 No.2201178
>>2201176
not the first time ive posted my trip HAL used to actually collect them
ddb10d No.2201179
>>2201173
I do sympathise with him but I also sympathise with his parents not wanting to have keep around a man screaming about niggers on streams at 5am that has extreme difficulty with basic tasks
008791 No.2201180
>>2201179
you mean basically a worthless human being who can't contribute in any real way?
ddb10d No.2201181
>>2201180
well he's clearly got a talent for programming which could hypothetically be utilised, but I can't imagine a man like Terry being able to hold a job for any amount of time
008791 No.2201182
>>2201181
then he would need to make his own business so he can't be fired lmao
ddb10d No.2201184
>>2201182
perhaps but I imagine he'd rather spend his time teaching people about the word of the Lord
for a homeless man who has (to my knowledge) never once had a job he certainly is doing quite well for himself
008791 No.2201185
>>2201184
I mean you don't need a "job" to be successful, in the sense of working for whatever company you work for and doing the things they say for you to do. Your job is to keep yourself fed and alive, that is what every animal's job is.
ddb10d No.2201187
>>2201185
indeed and I suppose he's done that job quite well
his videos have been less frequent as of late so maybe he does have a job, and he does get plenty of donations, so I'm not worried about him starving to death or anything desu
008791 No.2201188
>>2201186
chlorine gas was probably a poor choice, i bet they could have gotten better results by releasing venomous creatures into the building
if you don't have the dedication to go catch dangerous things then you probably shouldn't even do the prank bro
d24595 No.2201190
>asdfmovie11
What year is it?
920189 No.2201191
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1ebabf No.2201196
>>2201195
being family diplomat got me like
6ac9fb No.2201197
Grim. I had a night terror and sliced my thumb open last night.
d24595 No.2201198
>>2201196
What?
I'm poorly asking who >>2201194 is
1ebabf No.2201199
>>2201197
I nearly lost the tips of 2 fingers last night, they got caught in the ice machine of my freezer
I WAS SCREAMING IN AGONY AND MY MOM THOUGHT I WAS JUST PLAYING I S2G
15bd8f No.2201201
Does anyone know German? I need help.
d24595 No.2201202
>>2201201
I recognize some words and sentences!
1ebabf No.2201203
>>2201198
oh
shes from Kuroinu Kedakaki Seijo Wa Hakudaku
jk, her name is Deedlit from Record of Lodoss War
6ac9fb No.2201204
Google Translate is the best I could do ya.
d24595 No.2201205
Used to be fluent. It's surprisingly easy to forget entire languages though.
RIP being able to speak 4.
1ebabf No.2201206
d24595 No.2201207
>>2201203
>jk
...I'mma guess the first one is a hentai, or what?
15bd8f No.2201208
>>2201202
I'm trying to create the acronym W.A.R. using German words. Any ideas?
d24595 No.2201209
>>2201208
Sure, but is there anything you want it to mean?
15bd8f No.2201210
>>2201209
Maybe things related to war, monsters, science fiction and the like.
d24595 No.2201211
The W is the easiest letter do do something with, the A is a pain though.
>>2201210
Hmmm... something about warfare should be doable.
No monsters sci-fi though, I couldn't name anything like that in German
15bd8f No.2201212
>>2201211
I figure a coherent sentence would be too difficult; three unrelated words should be fine.
d24595 No.2201213
>>2201212
In that case, W is definitely Waffen (Weapons)
You could do something with Artillerie & Rakete (Artillery and Rockets)
But I'm not sure if "Weapons, Artillery and Rockets" is superfluous.
Maybe if I knew a better W you could have the W be a disciptor for the Artillery and Rockets, but that's a bit beyond me.
I also just realized I gave you, Rocket, Rockets as answer... 10/10
15bd8f No.2201214
>>2201213
jaja, brilliant. I came up with Wissenschaft (Science), Abscheulichkeit (abomination), Riesen (gigantic). But I like Waffen better, and Rakete might work better for the R.
921830 No.2201215
>>2200961
>BC
You're inside me, master? .///.
d24595 No.2201216
>>2201214
Ooh, surprised and glad I've been able to be of some assistance.
9ab1f9 No.2201217
hit a guy with my car last night i think he was okay
d24595 No.2201218
>>2201217
Did he glow in the dark?
921830 No.2201219
>>2201217
Is your car okay?
d24595 No.2201221
Then he would've made sure he wasn't okay.
921830 No.2201222
0ec339 No.2201223
Figures an American jumps to the racist card.
Shhhhocking.
921830 No.2201224
Everyone is racist in America
Actually I don't believe racism exist here anymore.
Except from people who grew up outside of the US and immigrate here
eb4aee No.2201225
>>2201224
>Actually I don't believe racism exist here anymore.
you should meet my roommate :^)
d24595 No.2201226
d24595 No.2201227
0ec339 No.2201229
Just musing how an American comments on the 'racism.' You are all so fucking weak nowadays.
>>2201226
I can do that. I am 'Murrican. It is a privilege given to me by my Fore-fathers.
d24595 No.2201231
>>2201228
*pat*
Goedemorgen.
02b620 No.2201233
What about me?
I have incentives to seek a lateral transfer to the USN and I can only assume part of that will be getting a green card, at least.
Will I be a filthy racist immigrant too, if that happens?
795f49 No.2201236
d24595 No.2201237
>>2201233
I thought you wanted to join the Canadian Airforce, why move US?
d24595 No.2201238
>>2201234
>From Huge Johnson
d24595 No.2201239
>>2201234
>>2201238
Well, Hugh. But still.
0ec339 No.2201240
>>2201233
Sorry, we do not accept Canadian transfers into our superior Armed Services. That is all we need is you mucking about on our ships and trying to turn our sailors gay.
8181e1 No.2201241
>>2201239
there are a few of them.
38c82a No.2201242
>>2201237
The plan is to enlist in RCAF, and if my incentives come to pass, then try to seek a transfer to the USNavy as a pilot.
Besides serving on a boat would be nicer, y'know?
>>2201240
[Citation Needed]
eb4aee No.2201243
>she doesn't know what a beer koozie is
d24595 No.2201244
>>2201242
>serving on a boat would be nicer
Not my thing, at all.
May I ask, what do navy pilots do? And does Canadia not have a Navy or something?
8181e1 No.2201245
>>2201244
wooden boats with 1800's cannon balls and fuses to light.
d24595 No.2201246
>>2201245
That doesn't sound very pilot.
0ec339 No.2201247
>>2201242
Sorry, classified.
You should be aware that you'll have to serve out whatever contract you sign up with up there. You aren't going to be able to just transfer, it is more re-enlisting, but in the US military. You might be able to get some perks if your skills you acquire in Canada are useful.
Also, to be a pilot in the USN you will need to b e an officer, so that usually entails college graduate and all that.
d24595 No.2201249
9ab1f9 No.2201250
>>2201233
You need a green card to be eligible to serve. If you don't have immediate family, you can only get a green card by being sponsored by an employer. The employer has to demonstrate that there is no US citizen able and willing to perform the job you're being offered. So you would have to be a better candidate than anyone else competing for whatever job you apply for, and by a big margin to justify your employer going to the trouble of sponsoring you. So you would have to be the best of the best in whatever job you're being offered.
Also, the first openly trans person to join the military only joined in February (https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/2/27/17057580/transgender-soldier-military-trump-ban). So you would have to be the best of the best to get in being trans.
so you need to be the best of the best of the best of the best basically, for any chance.
38c82a No.2201251
>>2201244
Navy Pilot does the same thing a land pilot does but in the navy, lmao.
Canada has a navy, it'd be weird if we didn't considering two coasts, but since our armed forces are unified, I wouldn't be a navy pilot, I'd just be a pilot and sometimes be placed on a carrier.
But my incentives aren't really so honorable as that, I have friends who are, or wish to be, USN lol.
>>2201247
I remember someone in USN looking into the stuff regarding it and recalling there was a transfer that can happen, and I know our military uniform dress instructions directly reference loaning soldiers.
>to be a pilot you need to be an officer
Same here, except CAF puts me through the courses as part of training if I don't have a degree.
I'd actually be too old to straight enlist in USNavy without just being able to be thrown right into service by the time I'd be have a degree, lol.
>>2201250
Why are you telling things I know, lmao.
8181e1 No.2201252
>>2201249
I thought it was a donkey.
eb4aee No.2201254
38c82a No.2201255
>>2201253
Step 1. Green Card
Step 2. Naturalization tests
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Enlist US Armed Forces.
d24595 No.2201256
>>2201251
>Land pilot
That sounds... paradoxical.
>our armed forces are unified
Oooh, guess that makes sense.
Why boats tho
0ec339 No.2201257
>>2201251
Loaning soldiers isn't the same kinda thing, unless that is simply all you wish to do. Remain in the Canadian military and simply be on duty attached to the USN. Though I am unsure of the chances or being attached to a carrier group in that situation.
Also be aware that if you cannot enlist into the USN prior to your 29th birthday, with prior military experience, you will not be qualified to be a naval aviator.
38c82a No.2201259
>>2201256
They're more versatile in a way, though ultimately it doesn't matter.
>>2201257
Hmm, I suppose.
Huh, that's actually really interesting.
Well, thanks for that information.
I could actually never find an upper age limit for if you're already a military pilot, only if you still needed training.
d24595 No.2201260
>>2201259
More 'why do you want to work/live' on a boat?
9ab1f9 No.2201261
>>2201251
Well is it a realistic life plan i mean
to become the greatest fighter pilot the world has ever seen
38c82a No.2201263
>>2201260
I have friends who do, or want to, serve in the USNavy and it'd be comforting if magical twist of fate could put us on the same carrier.
We joke about it a lot.
>>2201261
I mean.
Regardless of going USN or not, the plan was to always give it my all, and the goal was always to excell.
Do I think I'll be the literal best in all living history? Heavens, no.
But doesn't mean I can't try.
06dab2 No.2201266
i havent hit anyone with MY car
921830 No.2201267
>>2201225
Is he cute?
>>2201226
s-senpai noticed me..
>>2201241
beautiful cock......
>>2201265
Master?
d24595 No.2201268
>>2201267
I always do.
You changed your name up again.
Also, I noticed you put Ikarous up earlier, but you told me to call you Ikaros. No u. Which one is it?
06dab2 No.2201269
>>2201267
morning, ika. did you see me last bread?
921830 No.2201270
>>2201268
You can call me Ika, Icarus, Ikaros, Ikarous, and Cute. But don't call me BC, I hate that name
I also use two different computers throughout the day
2c0776 No.2201271
i hate
getting a new job
not like actually
im just extremely anxious
d24595 No.2201272
>>2201270
Ahh, the two computers explain the frequent switch-ups.
>Icarus.
That's one way to get a theme in my head. I'll stick with Ika.
Cute once in a blue moon maybe.
How ya doing?
25b97a No.2201273
>>2201271
its nothing to be scared of
9ab1f9 No.2201274
>>2201271
I'll pay you min. wage to dom me.
921830 No.2201275
>>2201271
I know that feel.
I have a stutter and it's hell talking to people over the phone...
And then they just laugh at me and hang up.
>>2201272
Yes master...
Um...
I'm uh...
hmm
I'm blah lol
Iunno :p
Tell me about this new game Monster Hunter
d24595 No.2201276
>>2201275
That was confusing. Did you mean to link >>2201269 ?
1a9e34 No.2201277
>>2201273
also the guy who hired me seems
queerphobic
when i put my actual name: Gabby as my preferred name and not my deadname he like
sneered and was like i like the other one better
1a9e34 No.2201278
1a9e34 No.2201279
>>2201275
that stinks !!! :(
im working at chipotle.... so
food service x.x
921830 No.2201280
>>2201276
I linked you since you know about games. I didn't see Kanra's post...
>>2201269
I'm sorry I didn't see your post, master... please use an avatar!
I did not see you in the last one... I'm sorry. Would you like me to look now?
ddb10d No.2201281
7d8a53 No.2201282
1a9e34 No.2201283
06dab2 No.2201284
>>2201280
fortune is your new master?
i see, i see...
no need to look.
921830 No.2201285
>>2201279
Oh! My brother tried to get hired there but they only hire wetbacks so he didn't get it.
You'll be doing everything and it's hard work so be sure to work as fast as you can
1a9e34 No.2201286
>>2201285
what is that
wet ??
what
im scareeeed im gonna die
ddb10d No.2201287
>>2201283
yeah it's me
where's you been for a good month or two
d24595 No.2201288
>>2201282
>>2201282
>>2201282
>>2201282
>>2201282
>>2201280
Oooh, you did mean to call me that? Huh.
I've never played a Monster Hunter, never had the PC for it. And now I kinda don't want to spend €60.
Good friend of mine is a die-hard fan of the series though, so I'm pretty sure he'll be holed up for a couple of months.
1a9e34 No.2201289
>>2201287
not here
ive been
sorta couchsurfing ?at a bunch of friends' places
going to shows
learning to dj
hanging out and doin stuff
trying to move to orlando officially
should have an apartment soon ish
921830 No.2201290
>>2201286
Wetbacks is a racial slur for Mexicans...
I'm not racist though!
>>2201288
Yus I meant to call you that :p
I think I still want Kanra to be my master though..
Wow months? and he's a hardcore fan? Fuck it I'm not buying it
9ab1f9 No.2201291
>>2201278
there's a Yu-Gi-Oh locals tournament tomorrow
On the one hand, I want to go
On the other hand, a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament will be full of people who play Yu-Gi-Oh
i'm torn
d24595 No.2201292
>>2201290
Such conflicting messages.
Game came out two days ago, and I don't know how much content there is. It's gonna be at least months.
Is months not enough for you?
ddb10d No.2201293
>>2201289
damn that sounds pretty neato
seems everyone except me is doing something interesting
might just join the royal reservists if nothing else presents itself desu
06dab2 No.2201294
>ignored
if you think this is going to work,
you have another think coming.
921830 No.2201295
>>2201284
He is not my new master!
I want you!
I miss you
I need you!!
>>2201292
When I buy an expensive game like that I like to take my time playing it, like... one hour a day....
>>2201294
I'm sorry!
8ch is so confusing...
48553b No.2201296
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Heya guys~
I got 4 cans of cider.
4 cans ain't gonna kill me, right, boyos?
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT, NIGGUHS. LET'S GET SILLY.
ddb10d No.2201297
>>2201296
scanner what happened to "only 2 cans"
d24595 No.2201298
>>2201295
Ooooooh.
Yeah, I don't know how good MH:W is for that.
Should last you a damn long time if you do end up getting it then, though.
48553b No.2201299
>>2201297
Fuck them. It's Friday.
06dab2 No.2201300
>>2201295
it's okay.
had me worried for a sec...
48553b No.2201301
>>2201297
4 cans is still reasonable. I used to get 8 to 12.
da675c No.2201302
AAAA SORRY I DISAPPEARED
>>2201290
im half mexican
>>2201291
go !!!! Itll be fun :3
>>2201293
come out to florida and be a queer kid with me
7d8a53 No.2201303
>when you heel-and-toe without knowing what rev matching is
am i retarded
921830 No.2201305
>>2201296
Hmmm well it's Friday... I guess you can have one beer....
>>2201298
Hmmm I think it took me a year to complete Fallout 3. I can only play about an hour of video games a day before I get drained...
Anyway, any upcoming games you're interesting in playing?
>>2201300
<3
I'm sorry for worrying you master... should I read the previous thread?
>>2201302
Fucking Mexican
Fuck out my country
48553b No.2201306
Oh, and tomorrow I'm gonna quit smoking. I don't know how I'm gonna fare to be honest.
Is Monster Hunter World good for PC? It seems a lot of money, I never bought a Triple A game for PC before.
921830 No.2201307
>>2201304
Don't lewd azn girls
They are pure
8181e1 No.2201308
>>2201302
doesn't nezi live there?
ddb10d No.2201309
>>2201299
that's fair enough desu just try and keep it in moderation, it'll be good for you in the long term
>>2201301
I suppose that is reasonable
try and keep at it just 4
>>2201302
are you sure that's a good idea
florida is a mad place from what I've seen of it
48553b No.2201310
>>2201305
Nah dude, I'm having 4. Daddy needs his adult juice.
How are you, Ika Chan? My mum has done my nut in with her nagging and I wanna unwind.
921830 No.2201311
>>2201309
Don't click this if you don't like gore
d24595 No.2201312
>>2201305
Hmm, new games not so much, I always look forward to games I already love to play getting expansions though.
Path of Exile at the end of the month, and Grim Dawn sometime this year.
And Dota whenever.
06dab2 No.2201313
>>2201305
if you want to see reactions to a recent picture of me.
I'll leave it up to you.
48553b No.2201314
>>2201309
I will. It takes me a long time to drink cider anyway, so I can enjoy it for what it is.
ddb10d No.2201315
>>2201311
I believe you sent me the wrong file, there is no gore present herein
921830 No.2201316
>>2201310
You shouldn't upset your mother...
I think I'm okay... my brain feels...um...foggy... i think
iunno...
Its Friday, take mom to the movies!
>>2201312
What the fuck I haven't even heard of those games. I feel like I'm missing out in life........
Also those games sound scary ._.,
>>2201313
:o
I will be right back then...
>>2201315
I just wanted to know if you'll click it...
You're hiding another side of yourself
da675c No.2201317
>>2201305
hahahahahaha
>>2201308
yep yep
>>2201309
i like it
ddb10d No.2201318
>>2201314
well you go ahead and do that desu
>>2201316
I don't believe so
I can enjoy gore, but I don't think I've ever been in the dark about that, I guess nobody's ever asked me before
>>2201317
in any case plane tickets are expensive and I can't really just throw away a couple hundred like that
maybe in the future desu senpai
d24595 No.2201319
>>2201316
Dota 2 and Path of Exile are two of my all-time favorite games. I've got over four-thousand hours in Dota, and over a thousand hours in Path of Exile.
Both of them require you to be a certain kind of player though, neither tends to really get a 'casual audience'.
Grim Dawn is in the same genre as Path of Exile, and I like it a bit less, but it's getting an expansion so I'll end up playing it again anyway.
48553b No.2201322
>>2201316
She upsets herself. She winds herself up by bringing up the past. Can't do much when she gets like that.
We might go see a film in a week, don't know what film to watch though.
My birthday is on a Friday, sorta wished I could get blasted drunk, to be honest.
>>2201318
Anything planned for the weekend?
d24595 No.2201324
>>2201320
It's alright, but not alone, and I'm just kinda done with it anyway.
Ever made cool stuff?
ddb10d No.2201325
>>2201322
I'm afraid not
perhaps if I had plans that'd be a talking point but I don't
7d8a53 No.2201326
>>2201323
i like your face
7d8a53 No.2201327
>>2201324
yeah a cobblestone cube house
9e64d0 No.2201328
>>2201326
Y-You haven't seen it!
7d8a53 No.2201330
>>2201328
why dont you like my face D:
9e64d0 No.2201331
>>2201330
I also haven't seen that.
8181e1 No.2201333
9e64d0 No.2201335
>>2201332
Resend it, for science
d24595 No.2201336
Someone's gotta have it saved.
9ab1f9 No.2201338
hands up if you've touched yourself to ikt's dick pic
da675c No.2201343
>>2201318
do it no balls
>>2201321
ive met up with nezi a lot
921830 No.2201344
>>2201317
I swear if I were president it will be shoot on site.
>>2201318
M-maybe we can watch gore together... I have about 50GBs of videos...
>>2201319
d-don't write so much... -hugs-
>>2201322
Omg you're a Leo? So wonder your hair is so big..
48553b No.2201346
>>2201325
It's ok. I've got a bit to talk about.
1 can down, 3 to go.
It's my birthday in a week, gonna get high with a friend of mine. But before that I gotta tidy up the house because the support are going to inspect my house on the 13th. Not looking forward to cleaning.
d24595 No.2201347
>>2201344
Pft, I don't tend to have a lot to say, but I always enjoy conversation. And you asked me about my interests.
That's how you get text.
da675c No.2201350
>>2201348
huh
>>2201349
transphobic slur !!!! get out of my thread
2d9c66 No.2201351
>>2201350
Lol don’t be daft.
ddb10d No.2201352
>>2201343
indeed I have no balls
I guess we'll be separate for the time being
>>2201344
that's quite a lot, but I suppose if you particularly want to
I don't really find most gore appealing to download, I've only got 2 images and 1 video I can think of, as well as a couple dozen videos of combat footage, but without high amounts of gore in most
>>2201346
why are you going to have drugs when your house is being inspected
that seems like a very bad idea
48553b No.2201353
>>2201349
Robin Banks best trap.
>>2201352
Aha! On the 17th I'll be smoking weed at my friend's house, not in mine; too scared to try it back in my house.
2d9c66 No.2201354
48553b No.2201355
>>2201354
You know it, my nyuggah.
2d9c66 No.2201356
9400ec No.2201357
2d9c66 No.2201358
9400ec No.2201359
Like if you actually read about his life it's really, really depressing.
ddb10d No.2201360
>>2201353
well I wouldn't advise smoking weed anywhere if you're supposed to be limiting how much you're drinking but I won't tell you what to do desu
2d9c66 No.2201361
8181e1 No.2201362
>>2201350
steveAn talking about Aeris. Check the date. Old school shit I capped.
48553b No.2201363
>>2201360
Yeah, I think weed could be healthier than getting pissed, but what would I know?
Anyway, it is for my birthday. I always get trashed on my birthday.
48553b No.2201366
>>2201365
Ever seen that thread where a guy gets mindraped by his own tulpa?
8181e1 No.2201367
>>2201365
oh shit. that was a big thang back when
2e988c No.2201368
>>2201366
I have not.
>>2201367
Yeah. And if you mentioned tulpas, aeris would go on a multithread rant.
8181e1 No.2201369
>>2201368
so many people didn't like aeris. a lot didn't mind h(er)(im) and liked him. aeris was a character though.
2e988c No.2201370
>>2201369
I had nothing against him until one day out of the blue he started calling me a backstabber.
d24595 No.2201371
Blink once? It's a pony thread.
Classic.
8181e1 No.2201372
>>2201370
was that out of the blue or did you do something they didn't like even though it wasn't to piss him off? with steve and aeris it seemed like extreme theatrics.
eb4aee No.2201373
yeah, cause this is a pony board
7d8a53 No.2201374
d24595 No.2201375
>>2201373
I don't think I have anything pony related though.
2e988c No.2201377
>>2201372
idk. the only thing I could think of was a few weeks earlier he decided to single me out everybody for being "too mean to a troll" and tried pulling the love and tolerance crap when he himself was doing the same thing to the same troll. So naturally I called him out on it.
d24595 No.2201378
>>2201376
I got nothing, boss.
7a7ee7 No.2201379
8181e1 No.2201380
>>2201377
Oh yeah. There was some ocean deep drama back then I'm remembering.
2e988c No.2201381
>>2201380
Yeah. He seemed to cause most of it despite claiming how much he hated it. I don't really care because he was a cunt to a lot of people before me.
8181e1 No.2201384
>>2201381
He seemed to cause trouble a lot. A whole lot. Back then at least.
2e988c No.2201386
>>2201384
Like making his own steam group so he could kick people out that he didn't like.
c19dc4 No.2201387