16761f No.2192405
>>2192400
What even is that?
>>2192401
Consider suicide.
1759bb No.2192406
>>2192402
It tried to make me turn off ad block
>>2192405
A gay I think
Does Chiri think you're Rin
c8b359 No.2192407
>>2192406
I don't even read the articles. I just type whatever news source into Google, hit "News" then just copypaste.
16761f No.2192408
>>2192406
Oh, it was a picture of you?
Yes, I think so.
1759bb No.2192409
>>2192407
You should use Breitbart articles
>>2192408
No u
I think maybe he was talking about me and he thinks I'm Rin cause I memed at Tokai about a bed time and Rin and Tokai e-dated two years ago
Chiri needs to clarify his remark
cb9ea2 No.2192410
c8b359 No.2192411
>>2192409
I genuinely cannot read Breitbart articles because they just read like they're down so many layers of irony but it's all meant with sincerity. 90% of them are just buzzwords and vague conspiratorial notions.
16761f No.2192412
>>2192409
Yes I am a gay.
Wait, so if I want to e-fuck another poster I can just tell them to go to bed?
16761f No.2192413
>>2192410
With a sprinkle of meth
cb9ea2 No.2192414
>>2192411
That pose looks like it'd be kinda painful.
>>2192413
Wouldn't know what that smells like.
>>2192412
>so if I want to e-fuck another poster I can just tell them to go to bed?
yes
16761f No.2192415
>>2192414
I'd tell you to go to bed, but you're the wrong Dutch poster :^)
c8b359 No.2192416
>>2192414
Everything about anime looks painful. Almost all of the poses for random shit looks like their spine is broken or multiple joints are completely dislocated.
1759bb No.2192417
>>2192411
I haven't read any since 2016 when I was spamming them on Tumblr
>>2192412
Idk how you got that from what I said, but yeah I guess it can help
852bd6 No.2192418
Ethnic cleansing every couple of decades is good to have
16761f No.2192419
>>2192417
>bed time
>e-dated two years ago
Isn't it, "leave the thread so we can cyber"
c8b359 No.2192420
>>2192417
I kind of lament the loss of traditional conservatism because it still had actually goals.
The majority that falls under the branches of "alt-right" just seems like pointless bitching, no different that far left.
cb9ea2 No.2192421
>>2192415
I was going to tell you to go to bed myself, but I find myself unsure of which poster you actually are.
>>2192416
True, but I usually don't pay attention to it.
c8b359 No.2192423
>>2192421
The moral of the story is: anime is shit.
cb9ea2 No.2192424
>>2192422
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
hi and go bed.
1759bb No.2192425
>>2192419
Most of the time it's just a way of treating a subby gay the way he likes being treated
This can, of course, increase his lust for your cock
>>2192420
Yeah but the drama between the two extremes is funny
16761f No.2192426
>>2192424
But it's only 9pm.
It's 3am there for you.
>>2192425
>a subby gay
Me irl
What the fuck
cb9ea2 No.2192427
>>2192426
Yeah, but I usually go to bed past 5. Often past 6.
16761f No.2192428
>>2192427
tfw I wake up at 6:30 for work
1759bb No.2192429
>>2192426
Yeah but if I tell u to go to bed u just pretend you're sleep retarded or something
cb9ea2 No.2192431
>>2192428
Sounds like hell to me, I'm awful at getting myself out of bed.
It's way easier when I have a reason though, like work. But if I don't, I'm an unmovable object.
16761f No.2192432
>>2192429
>you're sleep retarded or something
What does that even MEAN
>>2192431
When I'm in a shitty mood I can fuck my sleep schedule up really easy, but I've been doing a pretty good job of maintaining a schedule.
cb9ea2 No.2192433
I don't know what being sleep retarded means.
But I'm sleep retarded.
>>2192432
Good on ya. Good luck keeping it, too.
16761f No.2192434
>>2192433
As long as someone pays me to keep it I'll be okay.
852bd6 No.2192435
cb9ea2 No.2192436
>>2192434
About the best reason one could have to keep it up, I guess.
As long as it's not too unpleasant a job
16761f No.2192437
>>2192435
D-Don't stare... Baka... >////<
>>2192436
I have two deadlines at the end of September and we're probably going to miss both of them :^)
cb9ea2 No.2192438
>>2192437
Sounds like a wonderful and relaxing time. Surely no stress involved.
852bd6 No.2192439
16761f No.2192440
>>2192438
Thankfully I don't work any overtime but it's everyone else's fault we're behind~
>>2192439
wtf I said don't stare
852bd6 No.2192443
>>2192440
Nice tum and legs
16761f No.2192446
>>2192443
Die!
>>2192444
My ear is in physical pain and I'm sleep >:(
852bd6 No.2192447
>>2192446
Nice ears and thighs
I can't
16761f No.2192448
>>2192447
Let me kill you.
852bd6 No.2192449
e10eaa No.2192451
>>2192441
Satou jail when?
852bd6 No.2192452
>>2192450
Because I've promised people I wouldn't do anything like that
16761f No.2192453
>>2192452
"I won't let Wish kill me"
Odd thing to promise.
852bd6 No.2192456
>>2192453
That's essentially just killing myself with extra steps
16761f No.2192457
>>2192454
I left?
>>2192456
Well, it'll be okay if I just kill you without you letting me then, right?
ab9c97 No.2192458
>>2192457
Haven't seen you for a couple days
May just have been my shitty timing or I am *really* out of touch
852bd6 No.2192460
>>2192457
And how would you get to knowing where I am or me getting to you without that in mind
16761f No.2192461
>>2192458
Hmm, I usually sleep around midnight so /shrug
>>2192460
Don't look outside.
ab9c97 No.2192462
>>2192461
ah, ok
How's it going, then?
16761f No.2192463
>>2192462
Well I'm definitely excited for the weekend to start tomorrow.
Though all my friends have Monday off except for me :^(
ab9c97 No.2192464
>>2192463
Is Monday a holiday up there or something?
852bd6 No.2192465
>>2192461
I have to go outside to get to work though
d6de69 No.2192466
16761f No.2192468
>>2192464
Some civic holiday shit.
>>2192465
I like you anon, don't go to /animus/ tomorrow
852bd6 No.2192469
>>2192468
Why the fuck wasn't my trip and shit on
ab9c97 No.2192470
>>2192466
Here's the image I meant to post
Too many images with green hair
>>2192468
ah, fk that
At least you're getting paid
16761f No.2192472
>>2192469
Trying to anon post I see 👀
Newfoundland is small, might as well get rid of it all.
16761f No.2192473
>>2192470
Well I'd get paid for it if I had it off.
852bd6 No.2192474
>>2192472
But I don't live in Newfoundland
Why does everyone think that
852bd6 No.2192475
>>2192473
Nice tum and hair
16761f No.2192476
>>2192474
The maritimes are all the same anyways, get rid of it all, not just Nova Scotia.
>>2192475
Gay
ab9c97 No.2192477
>>2192471
Doing science and wishing it'd go a bit better
>>2192473
Ah, so you're salary?
852bd6 No.2192478
>>2192476
Accurate statement and I couldn't agree more
No u
16761f No.2192480
>>2192478
Let's move to Nunavut
Well, yes.
d6de69 No.2192481
>>2192477
awwe is stuffs melting again~? :(
1759bb No.2192482
Wish why don't u move to where all the Labrador Retrievers are?
852bd6 No.2192483
>>2192480
That's even worse
Sorry, I'm not big gay
01fa84 No.2192484
>>2192455
Test is transitioning well, I see.
16761f No.2192485
>>2192482
Because I'm not Squash?
>>2192483
Let's move to Japan.
I'm mega gay enough for the whole thread
ab9c97 No.2192487
>>2192481
I wish, that was a one day fix.
My data is just very far off from where it was before I changed things on my line.
gonna head home now, brb
16761f No.2192488
852bd6 No.2192489
>>2192485
I would love to move to Japan
Why big gay
16761f No.2192490
>>2192489
Wow fukkin' weeb
Because penis > tiddy
1759bb No.2192491
>>2192485
Don't u like dogs?
16761f No.2192492
01fa84 No.2192493
>>2192486
You will always be the prettiest gay midget.
df8acb No.2192494
>>2192493
And you will always be repulsive.
01fa84 No.2192495
>>2192494
I'll take that as a compliment.
852bd6 No.2192496
>>2192490
Who wouldn't want to live in the literal future
I disagree, but respect your opinion
01fa84 No.2192498
>>2192497
You're just a tsundere.
df8acb No.2192499
>>2192498
You're just retarded.
0931cc No.2192500
god I wish I was as retarded as tuschi
4e2269 No.2192501
Up on the roof tarring and laying paper.
Winds are blowing, thunder and lightning off in the near distance.
Gunshots going off in the neighborhood.
Ahhh, feels like coming home.
d6de69 No.2192502
4e2269 No.2192503
>>2192502
Good evening, brightness. How has the day been treating you?
01fa84 No.2192504
>>2192499
All tsun, little dere.
d6de69 No.2192506
>>2192503
It wasn't too bad. I don't usually close on Thursdays but it was a pleasant surprise to work with that chica again tonight.
01fa84 No.2192507
4e2269 No.2192509
>>2192505
>
>>2192506
That chica? A kindly hispanic lady of ill-repute?
d6de69 No.2192510
>>2192509
Nah, a cute blonde 18 y/o.
>>2192508
wb <3
835efb No.2192511
>>2192510
Sounds like work went well today
4e2269 No.2192512
>>2192510
I know blondes are usually held in great esteem as being beautiful, but I think I would always prefer a redhead or even a brunette.
f31c82 No.2192513
>>2192507
fucking disabled life
shit shit shitty shit fuck cunt bitch nigger
FFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu
4e2269 No.2192515
>>2192512
I just noticed her poor trigger discipline and I am instantly not attracted to her in the least....fuck.
d6de69 No.2192516
>>2192511
It was good enough. 2 more days til pool party^^
>>2192512
YEAH WELL I NEVER BEEN WITH A BLONDE BEFORE OKAY???
4e2269 No.2192517
>>2192516
Hey, I am all for you fucking her! Send pics......
835efb No.2192518
>>2192516
Time for swimsuits!
d6de69 No.2192519
>>2192517
I'm taking the slow route with this one cause I don't wanna scare her off with any potential creepiness lmao.
She seems wicked chill tho.
>>2192518
That's what I'm nervous about.
I have a couple options but idk
4e2269 No.2192521
>>2192519
I hope you the best. It is kinda hard sometimes to judge how they will react. I find the best way for success is usually a good mixture of showing you are interested, but not interested.
d6de69 No.2192524
>>2192521
I've been keeping it pretty tame, but obvious at the same time. It seems like she's doing a similar thing.
>>2192522
It would be easier to show you.
835efb No.2192525
>>2192523
>>2192524
Yes, that would be preferable
f31c82 No.2192526
>>2192525
why do i even bother getting out of bed desu
d6de69 No.2192528
>>2192525
uguuuu not right nowwww I need some sleep from yesterday lol
01fa84 No.2192529
>>2192526
Can't swing from a noose in bed.
0931cc No.2192530
why even bother getting *in* bed tbh
4e2269 No.2192531
>>2192524
I can't wait for you to corrupt her and bring her into the fold.
b4e1cc No.2192533
d6de69 No.2192534
>>2192531
I wouldn't do such a thing.
76b1da No.2192535
01fa84 No.2192536
b4e1cc No.2192538
4e2269 No.2192539
>>2192534
Well that is not fun.....
d6de69 No.2192540
>>2192539
I don't want to think of her strictly sexually. she's really wholesome.
0931cc No.2192541
c7410a No.2192542
What the god damn fuck who wrote this ass backwards island of Dr Moreau
0931cc No.2192544
who the fuck wrote this dick
01fa84 No.2192545
>>2192543
I still don't even know what he was even supposed to be misrepresenting with that other than some longshot guess about birth control pills.
c7410a No.2192546
>>2192545
That's what it was
Hormonal contraceptives in the ground water
All frogs are gay have you been to France
0931cc No.2192547
>>2192545
iirc there was some instance of a slightly higher than normal amount of a type of frogs that are normally capable of changing its gender being female in a certain area or something
e10eaa No.2192548
01fa84 No.2192549
>>2192548
His divorce proceeding was great to read, as well.
01fa84 No.2192550
It was basically just the defense of "you can't use anything he says on his show as proof that he's a terrible parent because it's just a prank, bro".
89dff8 No.2192551
What an awful day. Work was ass and I got pulled over. At least the cop was nice. But shit I am about to go over my limit.
f31c82 No.2192552
0931cc No.2192553
"excuse me sir do you have any idea how gay you were being"
01fa84 No.2192554
>>2192551
Become the new Timothy McVeigh. The government has no right to pull you over.
89dff8 No.2192555
>>2192552
Speeding. The cop was nice though.
Considering my license is from a different state, my registration is in another, my plate in a third, and my tags are a year expired. I got off with warnings as long as I get it fixed this week.
>>2192554
I am too passive to fight the system.
01fa84 No.2192556
>>2192555
Fertilizer and a moving truck is all you need.
Become the hero this country needs.
1759bb No.2192557
>>2192545
Chemicals in the water that make the frogs gay
>>2192548
"Trolling" should be a recognized criminal plea
f31c82 No.2192559
df8acb No.2192560
>>2192551
You did go over the limit.
That's why you got pulled over.
89dff8 No.2192561
>>2192556
I have a van.
>>2192558
That is gay as shit.
>>2192559
20 over.
01fa84 No.2192562
>>2192558
I'm not gonna lie, there was a time that if I had to guess the second person from here that would kill themselves, I thought it would be you.
>>2192561
Is it down by the river?
89dff8 No.2192563
>>2192560
I am aware.
While I was in the cop car another car sped past even faster than I was going being chased by another cop.
>>2192562
SNL isn't funny.
df8acb No.2192564
>>2192563
I was making a joke. See >>2192551
>But shit I am about to go over my limit.
f31c82 No.2192565
>>2192561
bruh
cmon
I do like 5 over, 7 max
10 if it's an "oh shit" situation
89dff8 No.2192566
>>2192564
Don't make me get in trouble for murder, Christopher.
89dff8 No.2192567
>>2192565
Cops can smell you being a bitch.
01fa84 No.2192568
>>2192563
Some of the 90s era skits with Farley and that generation were.
I haven't watched anything since like 2010ish and it was a steaming dumpster fire. The stuff from the election cycle was equally bad.
Also, the only single men that own vans are child molesters.
f31c82 No.2192569
>>2192567
at least I won't get any tickets
slow it down friend
lucky you got off with a warning for 20 over
df8acb No.2192570
>>2192566
It's not my fault you can't follow my high IQ as it bandies with your plebeian words.
Faggot.
01fa84 No.2192571
The news has taught me that even being pulled over by the police means they're going to end up shooting you. Why weren't you shot, Squash?
1759bb No.2192572
>>2192561
It's yuri
>>2192562
It was never really an appealing idea at any point
Who was the first person who suicided
89dff8 No.2192573
>>2192568
Maybe I'll get arrested for kid diddling.
I'll ask for an insanity plea. Tell the judge I'm just crazy about them little boys.
>>2192569
Yeah.
>>2192570
How dare you attack me like this.
>>2192571
Because I'm white.
df8acb No.2192574
>>2192568
>Also, the only single men that own vans are child molesters.
Or people that move constantly.
Or people in a band.
Or people that solve mysteries.
1759bb No.2192575
I found this meme on Tumblr and I keep trying to figure out if it's supposed to be about the one we know
f31c82 No.2192576
01fa84 No.2192577
>>2192569
I've spend countless times driving and never gotten a ticket. Speeding rarely gets you pulled over if it's not particularly done dangerously. I've gone 85 on the innermost lane with a cop in clear view behind me on an urban highway.
>>2192573
I wonder if that has ever been attempted. I'm sure it has but still.
>>2192574
Zoinks, Scoob.
f31c82 No.2192578
89dff8 No.2192579
>>2192576
*wags tail*
>>2192577
I can imagine.
df8acb No.2192580
>>2192573
I must destroy everything I love first before I can destroy everything else.
So you're right I can leave you alone for now
>>2192575
We can pretend it is pretty easily.
>>2192577
Jinkies.
f31c82 No.2192581
>>2192577
I'd rather just floor it for on-ramps and know i'm good
89dff8 No.2192582
>>2192580
Do you want to play?
df8acb No.2192583
>>2192582
I need another day to recover from that shit yesterday.
01fa84 No.2192585
>>2192580
I always knew you'd be the cumdumpster Velma of our Mystery Inc.
I call dibs on Shaggy. Squash is Scooby
df8acb No.2192586
>>2192585
Daphne is literally the cumdumpster, idiot.
01fa84 No.2192589
>>2192586
She seems like the slut that never actually puts out.
>>2192587
Let's go get high.
df8acb No.2192591
I feel like getting high with Tsuchi would turn into a horrible adventure where you go ride around bad neighborhoods in your truck and knock over black peoples' mailboxes.
1759bb No.2192592
>>2192591
Is that what meth does?
e10eaa No.2192593
89dff8 No.2192594
I'm sure it would be better than getting drunk with you.
df8acb No.2192595
>>2192592
Gottem
>>2192593
You'd just be there to wave a BB gun and scream like one of the sand people from Star Wars.
>>2192594
Your near death experience is on you.
01fa84 No.2192596
>>2192591
>not dragging them behind the truck through fields in the rocky Texas hill country
df8acb No.2192597
>>2192596
I'm trying to keep it realistic.
e10eaa No.2192598
>>2192595
A Tuskan Raider?
Would that make you a Jawa?
01fa84 No.2192599
>>2192598
He'd be an Ewok.
df8acb No.2192601
>>2192598
>>2192599
I genuinely hope you die young.
1759bb No.2192603
>>2192602
How many people on /animus/ do you think you could convince to buy dildos?
df8acb No.2192605
>>2192604
It can't be quick enough.
1759bb No.2192606
I bet it would be easy to carry Test
e10eaa No.2192607
>>2192605
I get it, you want me to have a short lifespan.
90a3a2 No.2192608
>>2192603
That don't already own one? dunno
1759bb No.2192610
>>2192608
Do you think you could convince Spec to buy a dildo right now?
90a3a2 No.2192611
>>2192610
Not if he wasn't already interested to an extenrm
1759bb No.2192612
Imagine if an expert dildo salesman showed up and sold us all dildos
In theory it's possible
>>2192611
He probably is
b4e1cc No.2192613
1759bb No.2192614
"I'm not gay!" cries Hu as he walks out the door with 20 dragon dildos that Kissy sold him
e10eaa No.2192615
If Hu bought dragon dildos, would it be 20 1" dildos, or 1 20" dildo?
b4e1cc No.2192616
a single 20" of course, no doubt about it.
Would make a nice trophy on my desk
e10eaa No.2192617
I didn't know you sat on your desk.
1759bb No.2192618
90a3a2 No.2192620
its hard to get motivated today for some reason
0931cc No.2192622
>>2192619
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
1759bb No.2192623
b4e1cc No.2192624
Don't know what it is with you fags, but never have or will do butt stuff
1759bb No.2192625
It feels great to cum while there's something in your butt
b4e1cc No.2192626
04c356 No.2192628
>>2192625
I could help you out with that
b4e1cc No.2192629
0931cc No.2192630
Is it even aware that Hu x Spec was a thing for years?
1759bb No.2192631
>>2192628
That's gay
>>2192630
Test x Tsuchi has been as well
c23b2d No.2192633
c23b2d No.2192635
Due to the last two votes being sent after the poll was over, the count is that 100% of you are faggots.
Fags.
1759bb No.2192636
>>2192632
I'm not gay
>>2192633
Hu and Spec are busy cybering now
c23b2d No.2192637
>>2192636
He's "fishing" in a "game" for "eels"
I THINK NOT.
76b1da No.2192640
>when you're so good at fishing you catch 2 of spec's "eels"
1759bb No.2192642
>>2192637
I think eels are a euphemism for dicks
I guess Spec is allowing a gangbang?
>>2192638
-huggu-
1759bb No.2192643
Big the Cat did it better
b4e1cc No.2192644
I think you're a gay horny slut
76b1da No.2192646
b4e1cc No.2192647
>>2192646
1.2g right there
76b1da No.2192648
>>2192647
that's not bad for vanilla
c23b2d No.2192649
>>2192639
How many do need
>>2192642
OHO
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN PLANNING THIS.
b4e1cc No.2192650
>>2192648
It's like a little more than a stack of Sungrass. It's good cash
>>2192649
Just 20 more, so only a single stack, if it sells for 60s each
76b1da No.2192651
>>2192650
gotta grind for those monies
76b1da No.2192653
>>2192652
her boobs are bigger in that pic than the others.
b4e1cc No.2192654
>>2192653
She's actually flat too
76b1da No.2192655
>>2192654
big boobs better
b4e1cc No.2192656
>>2192655
Except these are too big
76b1da No.2192660
>>2192656
nuh uh. nice pillows for sleeping on.
b4e1cc No.2192662
>>2192660
Nah, that would be a tummy
76b1da No.2192664
>>2192662
nuh uh. boobs are softer.
b4e1cc No.2192665
>>2192664
But the mass isn't as centered
76b1da No.2192666
>>2192665
exactly! there's some nice cleavage to keep your head from moving.
b4e1cc No.2192667
>>2192666
You keep boobs, then I'll take the tummy
76b1da No.2192669
c7410a No.2192672
>>2192670
It does if you expose it to fluorine
Or you have an std
e3a38a No.2192673
Why do I have a tingling sensation near my right eye just above my nose bridge :sob:
c7410a No.2192676
>>2192675
It hurrrrrrrtttttttsssssss
162ead No.2192677
b4e1cc No.2192678
>>2192676
Told you we needed lube!
c7410a No.2192680
>>2192679
My body hurts
So much hurt
c7410a No.2192682
>>2192681
I don't have sex
e3a38a No.2192683
>>2192682
Then what'dya dooo
e3a38a No.2192687
ok ill just get an iphone x
b4e1cc No.2192688
e10eaa No.2192689
Sony Xperia is best phone.
e10eaa No.2192691
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>>2192693
I'm patiently waiting a Shio edit of this gif.
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>>2192696
You make some weird sounds in bed.
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>>2192700
That's called Danish!
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>>2192701
Good evening
>>2192703
nuh uh!
e3a38a No.2192705
>>2192689
My dad just dropped his so now I'm contemplating getting a new one or getting it fixed...
e10eaa No.2192706
>>2192704
I'll be honest, it's not exactly a sexy language.
>>2192705
What was it?
b4e1cc No.2192707
>>2192706
nope lol, good morning
b4e1cc No.2192709
>>2192708
That's a big gun~
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>>2192706
Xperia Z3 Compact.
What should I get him?