c18c6e No.2192718
eaf009 No.2192719
arise, mega ultra chicken
ariiiiise
>a tide pod came in the mail
i fear for my life
0c6f0f No.2192720
<Gimme a fag, we need to shitpost.
I think 8chan's dead, mum. We gotta wait till it livens up again.
0c6f0f No.2192721
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No one is on 8chan mum, we can post music till they come back if you want.
<get some morrisey on
d251b5 No.2192722
>>2192716
rise up chickens
0c6f0f No.2192723
<Josh is jealous of his sister. I play bass like Flava Flav and it is shitting easy.
>>2192722
Arisen.
0c6f0f No.2192724
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Too early to drink, wish I was back in bed to be honest but my mum is here.
13396e No.2192725
Multiple personality Scanner? At least you are being open about your mental issues.
0c6f0f No.2192726
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>>2192725
No, I'm typing for my mum. I'm teaching her how to shitpost. I'm in black, my mum is in pink.
<I'll shut you all down. Shut em all up.
The fuck did posters do you to, mum?
0c6f0f No.2192727
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<Post this.
Alright, what do you want to say, mum?
<I am numero uno
13396e No.2192728
>>2192726
There is nothing about that that sounds normal or proper. I wouldn't bring my mother to any of these shit holes.
0c6f0f No.2192729
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>>2192728
I thought it would be funny, and would liven up the posts a little. It's a funny little feature we're doing.
<Frig you. I want to listen to this song.
13396e No.2192730
>>2192729
It is a poor feature. We already have too many normal brit fucks around these parts. We don't need more.
0c6f0f No.2192731
>>2192730
I always thought the more the merrier. But to be honest II wish she'd go back home because she's twatting my head in and stealing all my cigs. Makes me wanna drink.
4eca12 No.2192732
Dealing with the DMV on 2 hours of sleep is no bueno.
0c6f0f No.2192733
<I bought all his clothes, cigs and trainers for the last 25 years. He's a fucking leech.
I didn't asked to be born.
0c6f0f No.2192734
4eca12 No.2192735
>>2192734
Department of Motor Vehicles.
Who is Selena?
0c6f0f No.2192736
>>2192735
My mum. I'm shitposting on her behalf. Thought it would be funny.
0c6f0f No.2192737
<I am Selena Adam.
And what else do you wanna say?
<That's it.
You're a shit shitposter, mum.
4eca12 No.2192738
>>2192736
Is she....watching what we say?
4eca12 No.2192739
Also did you just DOX your own mother?
0c6f0f No.2192740
>>2192739
She wanted her facebook posted in here the other day, the mad bitch.
<He's Norman Bates.
>>2192738
<Yes
And here comes the fun.
c18c6e No.2192741
13396e No.2192742
......Norman? Well well, isn't that just a fabulous name.
4eca12 No.2192743
>>2192740
Oh gosh. A real girl.
I'm nervous. How do I look?
4eca12 No.2192744
Isn't that the name of the actor from Psycho?
4eca12 No.2192745
Or maybe the name of the character.
4eca12 No.2192746
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0c6f0f No.2192748
>>2192744
Yeah, she calls me Norman Bates because I wore her dressing gown. He's the killer who is mad about his mother.
4eca12 No.2192749
>>2192748
Do you guys have a butler?
Does he call you Master Bates?
0c6f0f No.2192750
Going for cigs, will be right back.
39c443 No.2192752
>>2192706
Xperia Z3 Compact.
What should I get him?
68e820 No.2192753
smk crkuajuna with an angeldust php eryday
79e188 No.2192755
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79e188 No.2192760
Kk later
Leisure impairing activity
4eca12 No.2192761
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0c6f0f No.2192765
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My head is twatted, don't know what to post about. May just fling shit at the wall and see what sticks. Anything you wanna say mum?
<Alcohol is the ruination of the nation, I'm trying to stop.
You can start by not picking up my rum and drinking it.
<It's my rum because you owe me thousands of pounds. I'm going to watch TV.
Let's just leave this shit for now, I'm putting on my favourite game music.
0c6f0f No.2192766
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<Share this, it's my favourite song.
What do you want to talk about?
<PUT IT ON FIRST AND LET ME HEAR IT!
0c6f0f No.2192767
The Crow was my and my sister's first horror film.
0c6f0f No.2192768
Come on, mum. You gotta shitpost, this is /animus/.
<That song I posted is how I feel every day. And I'll never be right till I get complete vengance.
Vengance on what?
<The monsters from the past.
I want vengance from the girl who took my xbox one. Do you feel vengeful, /animus/?
443548 No.2192769
0c6f0f No.2192770
You know mum, /animus/ is the board we use to communicate with each other. We used to post on 4chan, but we got banned a lot of the time.
<Let me put a song on!
What song.
<He got game by Public Enemy. We are all reuniting, we are all kicking off.
>>2192769
m80
0c6f0f No.2192771
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Forgot to post the song. This could be the theme for the hour, if you like.
0c6f0f No.2192772
I don't think I need more rum, I'm happy with what I got.
<I'm not in your body, Josh. You're from my body.
Like a disgusting scab?
<No, like an alien lifeform.
0c6f0f No.2192773
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<Post Idris Elba
You fancy him, don't you?
<You fancy him too *punches me in the shoulder repeatidly* You famcy him, why are you laughing? You're Idris Elba. Black power. Look at you! You're enjoying getting punched, you actually enjoy being shoved about.
0c6f0f No.2192774
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<You're laughing, you like getting punched.
I'm just happy you're happy mum.
<This is what happens to black men, they get beaten up by their mum. Look at you, laughing, you're like Anthony Joshua! Who does Anthony Joshua live with? He lives with his mum! He enjoys getting beaten up by his mum.
Sounds a bit sexual now.
<Gross. Put on Anthony Joshua's best bits on, you pervert.
d251b5 No.2192775
are you really sure you don't have multiple personality disorder scanner
0c6f0f No.2192776
>>2192775
No, my mum is like a mad bitch. I did have drug induced psychosis, but I'm not creative enough to have voices in my head.
Plus I'm on anti-psychotics so I couldn't have multiple personality disorder.
<I can kick the fuck out of Nicola Adams, I also smoke cigars.
0c6f0f No.2192777
This isn't a Fight Club moment.
0c6f0f No.2192778
<My dad is African, I have the african work ethic. Do you know what african parents do to their kids?
Tell us, mum.
<Joshua, they make us fight for survival. I was working since I was 8.
2769b4 No.2192779
What's with all this unsightly red text?
443548 No.2192780
0c6f0f No.2192781
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>>2192779
It's so you can differentiate from me and my mum.
<I never lost a fight and I fight men.
Don't know why you want to share this.
<Why? Is it embarassing?
No, everyone is gonna think you're a Tough.
0c6f0f No.2192782
I'm not THAT crazy guys. Doesn't it sound like something I'd do?
>You know what's a good idea? Invite your mum to shitpost with you.
0c6f0f No.2192783
<I'm going vegan.
Fuck off. That's bullshit.
0c6f0f No.2192784
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Ever seen this film? You guys just reminded me.
0c6f0f No.2192787
My mum thinks she is going to get murdered because as she says 'everyone fancies us and wants us for our money. We're the best looking family in Merseyside.' Can you tell her that no one gives a fuck about her and thus won't kill us??
1c27e7 No.2192788
>>2192787
make her post vag first
0c6f0f No.2192789
>>2192788
<Fuvk off, I'm not doing that, but you can look at my pink bra if you want.
Mum pls no.
0c6f0f No.2192790
<Your dad broke my arm and fractured my skull. You can feel it.
I felt it, her left side of her head is swollen. A lot to throw on your son.
0c6f0f No.2192792
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>>2192788
<Fuck off, I'll kick your teeth in.
I don't even have a camera. So you're fucked. Either way.
2769b4 No.2192793
39c443 No.2192794
>>2192793
Ricciardo to Renault.
Sainz to McLaren.
Gasley to fill the gap.
Alonso retires?
2769b4 No.2192795
>>2192794
Two of those are carbrands, right?
1c27e7 No.2192796
>>2192792
>>2192789
she knows she wants to
0c6f0f No.2192797
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>>2192796
What I know is that my mum is having a breakdown.
<It's not a breakdown, I'm having an epiphany,
c18c6e No.2192799
>>2192794
Always retire when you're top
c18c6e No.2192801
9871e4 No.2192802
>>2192801
tired. pain.
repeat.
c18c6e No.2192803
>>2192802
*wakes and heals*
b6b85d No.2192804
0c6f0f No.2192805
My mum's gone home, but I bought another bottle of rum and a pack of cigs so I'm gonna be shitposting hard today.
>>2192798
yes yus yos
2769b4 No.2192806
ITT, Anons try to seduce Scanner's mom. Scanners mom offers to show bra.
Another day in threads, another braincell lost to the void.
b6b85d No.2192807
0c6f0f No.2192808
>>2192806
I am actively against the void. The void is my greatest enemy. Let me get your braincells back.
39c443 No.2192809
Is Xiaomi any good?
Can we trust the Chinese?
Is death a preferable alternative to communism?
2769b4 No.2192810
>>2192809
Who?
Sure, why not?
Preferable? No. Quicker? Yes.
0c6f0f No.2192811
>>2192809
Death is the ultimate equalizer.
Be it capitalsim or communism, we all answer to death. What have we achieved in life, I wonder.
39c443 No.2192812
Why them Dutchies keep reccing this fucking phone are they paid shills help
d251b5 No.2192813
>>2192809
I don't know but I don't trust gook names so probably not
absolutely not
absolutely so
2769b4 No.2192814
All paid employees are being paid.
Don't trust them
0c6f0f No.2192816
We all live.
We all die.
We all answer to a higher power.
Could be god, could be your mum, could be your best friend. But we all answer.
2769b4 No.2192817
>>2192815
I'm three background characters tbh
goedenmorgen
c18c6e No.2192818
>>2192807
Yeah, he's sleeping at the moment
0c6f0f No.2192819
>>2192815
Bob Actor from A ScANNER Darkly.
2D from the Gorrilaz Band.
And Justin from Grandia.
d9d7d2 No.2192820
>>2192809
its very good for the price ive used it , some my friends have it too its p good
no
death is preferable in all situations
0c6f0f No.2192821
>>2192814
I ain't paid, but you shouldn't trust me either.
d9d7d2 No.2192822
>>2192818
how do you know , are you guys added on steam or something
does this place have a discord cani get a link pls
2769b4 No.2192824
0c6f0f No.2192825
>>2192823
I was ready for this since I was dancing in traffic. please dance me to the end of the aisle.
39c443 No.2192826
>>2192815
hai hai kazuma desu
Kyousuke
kaos
c18c6e No.2192827
>>2192822
both steam and Discord. Not in any server myself though. He told me 7 hours ago that he went to bed.
Already forwarded your message
39c443 No.2192828
>>2192820
people keep saying buy the xiaomi mi a2 (lite) but idk bruh
is for muh dad
2769b4 No.2192829
>>2192826
Which Kyousuke? Who Kaos?
39c443 No.2192830
>>2192829
the incest dude
kaos-senpai from comic girls
87bcbe No.2192831
>>2192817
im
aqua
mashiro
yui
wow its night already
i made dinner
>>2192819
impressivo
>>2192826
i support this
d9d7d2 No.2192832
>>2192827
danke
or how do they thank you in norwegian
Takk skal du ha
>>2192828
i dont know exactly which model my brother and friend have but i can check if you want me to , i think its mi-a1 , its p good for its price
0c6f0f No.2192833
>>2192831
I hope that answers your question.
2769b4 No.2192834
>>2192831
Which Yui?
>Mashiro & Aqua.
That's horrible.
d251b5 No.2192835
>>2192815
tatsuhiro sato
private pyle
can't think of a 3rd one ;_;
39c443 No.2192837
>>2192831
i support you
>>2192832
idk about chinese phones
i think important things are no bloatware, no chink spyware, and keeps being fash and nice for ever
2769b4 No.2192839
>>2192830
>Kyousuke the incest dude
?????????????????
87bcbe No.2192840
>>2192833
it doess
>>2192834
keion
why would u call me that?!
>>2192835
browse ur myanimelist for inspiration!
>>2192837
*blush*
c18c6e No.2192841
>>2192832
>Norwegian
Danish though, although the two languages are very close. One less k on Takk and you have it
2769b4 No.2192842
>>2192840
No, they're both horrible in their own way.
0c6f0f No.2192843
>>2192840
Gimme another question, I hunger for conflict. I choose Dare over truth every time.
d251b5 No.2192845
>>2192840
the suicidal kid from GTO I think his name had yoshi in it somewhere
d9d7d2 No.2192846
>>2192837
no spyware , no bloatware that i know of and people will think its a samsung phone or something , i too hate anything and everything chinese but the phone is fine , better ot check it out yourself before buying though see reviews and shit decide for yourself
d251b5 No.2192847
this would be easier if I actually sorted through my MAL tbh (to be honest)
d9d7d2 No.2192848
>>2192841
can you vocaroo yourself saying that
kind of want to hear what you sound like
(no homo)
2769b4 No.2192849
>>2192844
Oooooh.
I don't remember much of him, but I don't think he was too awful or anything. Haven't seen Comic Girls though.
Kazuma is best girl
39c443 No.2192850
>>2192846
are you a chinese government paid internet appearance upkeeper too
c18c6e No.2192851
>>2192848
vocaroo without mic would be quite a challenge
39c443 No.2192852
>>2192849
kaos is like misery embodied
kyousuke is like trash degenerate embodied
39c443 No.2192853
actually that'd be sagiri more tho im not the responsible onii-chan type
d9d7d2 No.2192854
>>2192850
idrc fuck china , if you have the cash buy a samsung phone or apple idk
i sound like a chinese shill
2769b4 No.2192856
>>2192852
I only saw Oreimo 1.
Back when I gave everything a shot.
How much of a degenerate is ikt
87bcbe No.2192857
>>2192842
im incredibly hurt
>>2192843
would you rather fight an innocent colombian baby or the man who destroyed ur local tesco
>>2192845
wait what was gto again
suicidal i only know like colorless
0c6f0f No.2192858
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>>2192855
I'm quite drunk, I cannot be shocked, but I got somethhing for you.
d251b5 No.2192859
>>2192857
great teacher onizuka
honestly I feel like there's got to be a character out there who I could find a stronger connection with than "he was suicidal and I am suicidal" but I guess I'm not in a thinking mood today
39c443 No.2192860
>>2192854
thinking nokia 8.1
>>2192856
think of kazuma
0c6f0f No.2192861
>>2192857
I would destroy the man who destroyed my tesco. I would also have supporters.
2769b4 No.2192862
>>2192860
I actually think Kazuma isn't all that bad.
Not worse than average, at least.
>>2192857
I'm not insulting you personally.
What makes them not horrible?
87bcbe No.2192864
>>2192859
oh wow that's an old one
looks cool though
thats okay
>>2192861
good call
you've inspired me to do the will you press the button quizes
>>2192862
euhm they;re really cute and cool
what would ever be wrong with them
0c6f0f No.2192865
>>2192863
Funny you should post that.
My first sexual encounter was a girl sucked me off at the back of an abandoned pub.
0c6f0f No.2192866
>>2192864
Give me the same quizzes and we can compare each others answers.
d251b5 No.2192868
>>2192864
why haven't you watched gto
you should watch gto
d9d7d2 No.2192869
0c6f0f No.2192870
>>2192867
If I spoke to such a naked girl, I think I would open her mind up. And mine.
2769b4 No.2192871
>>2192864
Aqua is selfish, spoiled, arrogant, sadistic and vain, with little to no redeeming qualities.
Mashiro lacks common sense and understanding. Not much wrong with her personality, but she's just autism personified.
Both have some cute, but neither is cool.
1c27e7 No.2192872
>>2192865
wait, does your mum know this?
0c6f0f No.2192873
>>2192871
Can you give me an analysis?
>>2192872
Told her. There is no secrets between us, just when I have to lie. She knows to see through my lies.
2769b4 No.2192874
>>2192873
Make an entertaining series starring you and have me watch it, then maybe.
39c443 No.2192875
>>2192871
i feel personally attacke
87bcbe No.2192876
>>2192866
You gain the ability to traverse the cosmos in the blink of an eye, surviving much more hostile environments.
-
But you can only blink to a planet you have never been to before. You can never return to Earth.
>>2192868
I dont tend to watch a lotta quality shows
ive added it to the list now though
>>2192871
wtf those are her qualities
plus alcoholism and partying which is cool
and mashiro is best autist and free from the common sensers
87bcbe No.2192877
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0c6f0f No.2192879
>>2192874
Gonna make a blog. Hope that will entertain you. I have this emptiness inside me and want to combat it. If I'm fighting against the void, maybe you will too.
39c443 No.2192880
>>2192878
like tokai said THOSE ARE QUALITIES
1c27e7 No.2192881
>>2192873
i was just asking because you post with her and i didn't know if she was nearby
0c6f0f No.2192882
>>2192881
She left, now you got me.
87bcbe No.2192883
>>2192878
what even are good qualities if those dont count
2769b4 No.2192884
>>2192880
Lacking common sense is bad.
Not being to empathize isn't good.
Confidence is good, arrogance and vanity aren't.
Aqua is only endearing because there's something pitiful about her.
39c443 No.2192885
>>2192884
wrong
wong
wrong
a nonsensical distant cocky self-obsessed character is best
6e1a49 No.2192886
>>2192815
Patrick Star
Your mom
God
0769af No.2192887
>Describe yourself in 3 fictional Characters
1. Mr Big Dick
2. Papa Lazarou
3. Test's sense of self respect.
2769b4 No.2192889
>>2192883
>>2192885
Being kind, emphatic, supportive and caring without being self-sacrificial is good.
Being capable is good.
Being confident without being vain or arrogant is good.
Being self-aware about your flaws is good, as long as you don't let it bring you down.
2769b4 No.2192891
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87bcbe No.2192893
>>2192889
that's normie forty
were in 2018 now
2769b4 No.2192894
I value these things because I'm idealistic and fulfill not a single line on that list.
0c6f0f No.2192896
>>2192894
Take my (You)'s. I hope your our hero.
0c6f0f No.2192897
>>2192895
I am nobody, I do what I pplease.
2769b4 No.2192899
>>2192895
I'm sure someone here is at least capable.
>>2192896
Thanks for the (You), but I don't know what you mean
6e1a49 No.2192900
>>2192899
Some people manage supportive and somewhat capable.
The rest of those things I would be skeptical of.
0c6f0f No.2192901
>>2192899
Do you really want to ask the pwoer of nonsense. I; help you out but I can't bend myself.
6e1a49 No.2192902
>>2192901
Drink some water.
0c6f0f No.2192903
39c443 No.2192904
i keep pausing this stream why am inot comptentence
d251b5 No.2192905
>>2192876
what are you suggesting with this statement
are you admitting that you prefer to watch bad things over good things
because that seems like an odd thing to say
2769b4 No.2192906
>>2192900
I feel like I've seen more confident people who weren't asshats about it than kind people who liked themselves as much as others.
>>2192904
What stream
87bcbe No.2192907
we must doom ourselves so society collapses and the modern capitalist system will be gone!
13396e No.2192908
Jesus there is a lack of superior Nation in this thread right now.
2769b4 No.2192909
>>2192905
>are you admitting that you prefer to watch bad things over good things
Many people do.
Just because something is good doesn't mean it's what I should be watching.
0c6f0f No.2192910
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I am the superior nation follow my lead.
13396e No.2192912
The UK used to be the best nation, and it did give birth to the best nation. You will always hold a place in history for that.
0c6f0f No.2192913
6e1a49 No.2192914
>>2192907
Doom sounds bad.
That's a bad thing I'm pretty sure.
I'm gonna not do that.
87bcbe No.2192915
>>2192905
uhh sometimes yeah
same with music
but not books
all my books are quality
>>2192911
HEAR HEAR
0c6f0f No.2192916
>>2192912
Mandy, would you post with me?
0769af No.2192917
>>2192915
Demolish the system, hang the bourgeoisie, eat the children!
13396e No.2192918
>>2192916
Post what with you?
0c6f0f No.2192919
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This is a SCANNER thread now.
6e1a49 No.2192920
>>2192917
What a modest proposal.
0769af No.2192921
>>2192920
SHUT THE FUCK UP LIBERAL CUCK!
0c6f0f No.2192922
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>>2192918
This is my beat.
87bcbe No.2192923
>>2192913
i support this
>>2192914
its the only way to destroy the liberal imperialism which doomed our nations
only our sacrifice will save the children in wake of the fall of the demonic rome
>>2192917
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH STOP PUMPING ME UP
REVOLUTION REVOLUTION
R I O T
39c443 No.2192924
how many crates of beer does your average despecced audi sport quattro haul
d251b5 No.2192926
>>2192909
but the way it's worded it's as though he was saying he liked things that were especially poor in quality
>>2192915
oh I see
I suppose I'm like that to an extent
13396e No.2192927
>>2192922
I'm not going to open your musics.
0769af No.2192928
>>2192923
What if, we just like... drowned the Queen in a vat of boiling blood?
>>2192925
CLEAN YOUR DAMN ROOM
d251b5 No.2192929
what even is good music
I don't know I just listen to anime OSTs
6e1a49 No.2192930
>>2192923
The glory of Rome is forever.
>>2192928
Okay?
2769b4 No.2192931
>>2192926
There's a lot of entertaining trash.
It's more common to laugh at shows that aren't the highest quality.
Maybe he watches a lot of things in a genre in which that holds up especially well?
39c443 No.2192932
0769af No.2192933
>>2192930
I bet you do not even understand that reference. You fuccboy. God damn, freedom of fascism loving fuccboi... FUCKING ALLY OF FASCISM FREE MARKET CUCKBOY
0769af No.2192935
>>2192934
Go clean your room you fucking lobster boy fuckwit.
0c6f0f No.2192936
87bcbe No.2192937
gonna walk doggo, cold shower and fantasize about beheading the pm
>>2192924
THREE
>>2192926
>>2192929
patrician taste
>>2192928
what if we hang the politicians and journalists and blow up the the banks
>>2192930
they kinda sucked compared to the holy roman empire
0769af No.2192938
>>2192937
Why not just hang the bankers too. Fuck it.
0769af No.2192940
>>2192939
Fuck you gonna do?
Ban me?
Laughable.
Isn't my fault you are ill read around the topic at hand.
0769af No.2192942
Said Cuck too many times.
6e1a49 No.2192943
>>2192940
No I'm just tired and asking you to tone it down.
You think your shitposting is funny but I'm not in a good mood.
d251b5 No.2192944
>>2192931
well maybe this is just my way of seeing it but I think there's a bit of a difference between being on par with Kubrick and being on par with whoever directed Eromanga Sensei
there's a bit of an area between the two
>>2192936
I don't think they can do that when taking into account the fact that they are indeed dead
0769af No.2192945
>>2192943
Why not try the technique of "not responding to my posts" and "getting over it". That'd work for this situation.
0ddf62 No.2192946
""Y O U T H I N K Y O U R S H I T P O S T I N G I S F U N N Y ?""
""SHOOTS UP SCHOOL""
0769af No.2192947
0c6f0f No.2192948
>>2192944
Loafie, do you want to cojin pwowers?
0769af No.2192950
>Having material property
c18c6e No.2192951
I got a gun for you in my pants, bby ;)
d251b5 No.2192952
>>2192948
what does cojin mean
6e1a49 No.2192953
>>2192945
No, I tried joking back but okay I'll just do that.
>>2192946
>>2192949
I don't own a gun.
0769af No.2192954
>>2192953
If it is going to give you such incredible PTSD it is what I would suggest.
0c6f0f No.2192956
0c6f0f No.2192958
>>2192957
£ho is the birthday
0769af No.2192959
>>2192958
Sorry, can you say that again in English please. I am not good with Esperanto.
0c6f0f No.2192960
I'll die soon,. prepare yourself.
b98943 No.2192962
:3c
>>2192953
I thought that was mandatory for any murican
And congrats - did you land a job yet?
0c6f0f No.2192963
I'm going to bed,m I am knbkode out.
0769af No.2192964
>>2192963
Good night. Grab some water.
87bcbe No.2192966
I only shower cold so i can get my testosterone back
0769af No.2192967
Hot showers are confirmed for Girl hormones?
87bcbe No.2192968
>>2192967
when you shower hot it is pleasure like ur loved one hugging you
a real man showers cold cause its like water cocaine that makes him the beast he is meant to be
0769af No.2192969
>>2192968
Are you equating love/warmth with effeminate degeneracy?
This is problematic.
87bcbe No.2192970
>>2192969
my mind has become a dark chaos star
the eternal female must be defeated so we can rid ourselves of the spiritual void
0769af No.2192971
>>2192970
One cannot live by the Manly alone. One must tap the essentiality feminine. One must not crush, one must channel. Learn balance. Balance is the essence of all things.
87bcbe No.2192973
>>2192971
but where is balance in this nightmare
0769af No.2192974
>>2192973
Truly, this is the greatest challenge facing our age.
2769b4 No.2192975
Toki. Just embrace becoming a girl.
2769b4 No.2192976
87bcbe No.2192977
>>2192974
we gotta kill the age to see what it left behind
>>2192975
fistfight
now
2769b4 No.2192979
>>2192977
Come on.
You're already off to a good start.
Imagine if you actually tried, too.
You could become... nah.
You could LOOK like you were a best girl.
0ddf62 No.2192980
i hope Tokai moisturises every day so his beauty lasts forever
0769af No.2192981
>>2192976
Scoot... Pictures...
2769b4 No.2192982
2769b4 No.2192983
>>2192981
Scootpictures.
Pic of Scoot.
0769af No.2192985
>>2192983
Madness has had it's day.
2769b4 No.2192986
0769af No.2192987
>>2192986
Just being a doof.
2769b4 No.2192989
>>2192980
There's no way she doesn't
2769b4 No.2192990
>>2192988
Hush.
You've seen Toki. Surely it's understandable.
87bcbe No.2192991
>>2192979
really wishing dueling wasn't illegal rn
>>2192980
im gonna stay pretty forever by dying of liver failure before 30
>>2192982
>>2192978
n o
751894 No.2192992
>>2192990
Eh
>>2192991
Who do I ship you with, then?
2769b4 No.2192993
>>2192991
>Dueling.
I only have remnants of a deck, sorry.
>>2192992
It's just nice to mess with her though.
751894 No.2192994
>>2192993
You're cute together.
87bcbe No.2192995
>>2192992
a violent death or a syrian refugee
>>2192993
I will deck your stomach and dab
2769b4 No.2192996
>>2192995
>deck
Hue.
>>2192994
I really am not sure how to feel about this at all.
751894 No.2192997
>>2192995
That's kinda hot...
87bcbe No.2192998
>>2192996
whatchu laughing for white boi
>>2192997
I know
thats why I desire it
2769b4 No.2192999
>>2192998
It was a good segue.
>White boi
You're not making this easy on yourself, you know?
751894 No.2193000
>>2192996
Feelings are for jerks.
>>2192998
What's stopping you?
2769b4 No.2193001
>>2193000
Then I'm a big jerk.
0769af No.2193002
A gin.
A gin.
My Kingdom.
For a gin.
a GINdom.
87bcbe No.2193004
>>2192999
easy is for stinky GIRLS
but ur a white boi tho idk
>>2193000
modernity and liberalism
87bcbe No.2193007
>>2193006
by taking away my alcohol and knives
2769b4 No.2193008
>>2193004
Calling me white and a boy implies you're neither.
Glad we're on the same page btw.
>>2193005
>big
Wishy, how tall are you?
I remember you looking like you'd be tall. Now I'm curious for no good reason.
0769af No.2193009
>>2193007
Inshallah, taking away a man's Kirpan is haram.
d251b5 No.2193010
why'd anyone want tokai to die desu
he's nice
2769b4 No.2193011
b9ccd3 No.2193012
>>2193011
Glad to see that the tradition's still alive.
751894 No.2193013
>>2193008
5'11"
>I remember you looking like you'd be tall.
You haven't seen what I look like.
2769b4 No.2193014
>>2193013
>You haven't seen what I look like.
Fuck, I'm thinking of nimf. My bad yo.
>>2193012
SD!
Whattup yo?
87bcbe No.2193015
>>2193008
on of these days I will defeat you
I WILL
>>2193009
indeed
we must all jihad our brains
>>2193010
this
b9ccd3 No.2193017
>>2193014
Eh, getting more and more tired, kind of feel like sleeping.
Oh, and got 1 week of work left before small break, I mean before university begins.
2769b4 No.2193018
>>2193015
In what?
also, meetup when?
>>2193017
Excited yet?
d251b5 No.2193019
>>2193015
what's your statement on these people referring to you as a woman
I'm not entirely sure what your own stance is on it and I'd like to hear it from the (wo)man herself/himself
b9ccd3 No.2193020
>>2193018
Yeah, although a bit anxious due to new things.
0769af No.2193021
>>2193015
Islamic Socialist Republic of Europa when?
2769b4 No.2193023
>>2193020
Makes sense.
Good luck with it, though.
>>2193022
Sorry sorry. It'd been years since I spoke to either of you.
87bcbe No.2193024
>>2193018
in life and battle
i dont meetup people online
>>2193019
when shaven and bathed i look pretty feminine.
i used to trap around here and crossdress etc.
i left all of it behind but the meme and my feminine face obvs remain
>>2193021
ba'athist gang rise up
751894 No.2193026
>>2193023
Who are you
>>2193025
I killed it
b9ccd3 No.2193027
>>2193023
Just wish it would begin already, so the anxiety would disappear.
>>2193024
I'm sure it wasn't here, but somewhere else.
And the only good Tokes meme is Tokes the Dude.
2769b4 No.2193030
>>2193024
Then we meet offline. It's fine.
>>2193026
Just Fortune.
>>2193027
Just don't wake up for a week, easy.
751894 No.2193031
>>2193028
Hey thanks, you too.
1c27e7 No.2193032
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b9ccd3 No.2193033
>>2193030
If only that was possible.
751894 No.2193034
>>2193030
Nice to meet you, Just.
2769b4 No.2193035
>>2193033
I wouldn't like missing a week though.
2769b4 No.2193036
>>2193034
Nice to meet you too, My.
b9ccd3 No.2193038
>>2193035
It wouldn't be a huge loss, considering that I'll most likely just do dumb things the week and a half before they begin.
>>2193037
Sleep well Scoots.
d251b5 No.2193039
>>2193024
ah yes
you can do everything in your power but the memes remain unchanging
well at least nobody's called me gay for at least a few months so I guess that's something
87bcbe No.2193040
>>2193027
why would you make me nostalgic like that
>>2193029
GAMERS
>>2193030
i dont even exist offline
>>2193037
sleep tightly~
2769b4 No.2193041
2769b4 No.2193043
>>2193042
Don't change your name every other post, Sleep.
>>2193040
I kinda believe this.
>>2193038
I'm just someone who regrets things easily
b9ccd3 No.2193044
>>2193040
Because I made it, silly.
>>2193043
I only regret things that have backfired, sleep doesn't really backfire.
87bcbe No.2193047
>>2193043
thank you for believing in me
>>2193044
you made me in a way too
>>2193045
WOOOOOOW SAME HAHA
b9ccd3 No.2193049
>>2193047
That is debatable.
87bcbe No.2193051
gonna pull an allnighter like a cool kid
>>2193049
I debate it positively
>>2193050
thank u compliment me more
b9ccd3 No.2193052
>>2193051
That makes no sense.
87bcbe No.2193053
>>2193052
I flaunt the societal requirement of making sense
I have ascended
b9ccd3 No.2193054
>>2193053
I'll stay on logic's side.
87bcbe No.2193055
>>2193054
but logic has no side
its empty now
join me and ride the oceanic waves
b9ccd3 No.2193056
>>2193055
It does.
I think I'll just head to bed instead, getting too tired to stay awake.
G'night Tokes.
751894 No.2193057
>>2193051
Good girl -pet pet-
87bcbe No.2193059
>>2193056
sleep soundly and safely soldier boy
>>2193057
how do i keep getting played like this
ur all either demons or albanians
>>2193058
hate u
1c27e7 No.2193060
751894 No.2193061
>>2193059
Wait, what did I do
ab52d4 No.2193062
>>2193058
she doesn't look like she enjoys that
87bcbe No.2193063
>>2193060
I will fight any sluttery like this
prepare to meet ur maker
>>2193061
you have defied my will and played my vision
answer ur crimes
1c27e7 No.2193064
>>2193062
maybe because it was too small for her.
>>2193063
but you should take part in it.
87bcbe No.2193067
>>2193066
its come to this huh...
443548 No.2193068
I actually woke up at a reasonable time holy shit
87bcbe No.2193071
>>2193069
THEN PREPARE FOR THE APOCALYPSE
>>2193070
I forgive you
ur welcome on my minecraft server again
ab52d4 No.2193072
>>2193064
any bigger and her throat would be ripped
c24a5c No.2193073
>>2193071
I'll beat you up
87bcbe No.2193074
>>2193073
I'm armed and under gypsy AND arab protection
try me
443548 No.2193075
I'm enjoying the dutch catfight
751894 No.2193077
I want to be beaten up by a Dutch poster...
d251b5 No.2193078
I want to be beaten up by a poster from anywhere really
443548 No.2193079
I want to beat up a Dutch poster
And wish
87bcbe No.2193080
>>2193075
we dogs in here
>>2193076
>>2193077
253.108.73.162
ill flick ur nose as a treat
311628 No.2193081
c24a5c No.2193082
>>2193074
if I don't have a wallet I have nothing to lose!
8feed7 No.2193083
mislabeled proxy servers
triggered
87bcbe No.2193085
I just stabbed a cricket in half
he raped me so it's okay
anyone wanna see the movie i made of it
ill really upload it
>>2193082
its really just bout honour in here
2769b4 No.2193086
>Toki AND a Dutch Anon.
I thought all dutch anons were Toki
2769b4 No.2193088
c24a5c No.2193089
>>2193085
meow I don't have honour
you can't win
443548 No.2193090
>>2193087
I ain't gonna just play into your hands like that.
>>2193088
I'll pick you or the anon tbh.
tokai's a pussy
d251b5 No.2193092
>>2193085
how did you get raped by a cricket
87bcbe No.2193093
fucking file sizes
>>2193086
im literally never anon
everyone should know its me
>>2193087
im glad you cooperate
i wont steal your diamonds now
>>2193088
WTF??!
>>2193089
guess its just black market stuff then
ahmed just uses ur liver to buy more snow
87bcbe No.2193094
>>2193092
it touched my in my intimate places and grabbed onto my arm what more prove do i need
2769b4 No.2193095
>>2193090
I'm also a pussy, and squeamish as fuck.
Unless you're into that. Then I'm not.
>>2193093
>im literally never anon
Wait, I was talking to that anon yesterday?
>>2193089
whothis
c24a5c No.2193096
>>2193090
cheer for me!
>>2193093
that's cheating.. are you a cheater?
>>2193095
I'm me
87bcbe No.2193097
>>2193095
I don't know who u talking to.
But I promise you with God as my witness.
I don't go ever go anon.
>>2193096
ye
I'm Machiavellian.
d251b5 No.2193098
>>2193094
they are very small creatures so I find it hard to imagine it could rape you
then again I think a crow gave me PTSD so what do I know
751894 No.2193099
>>2193093
I don't have any diamonds ;-;
2769b4 No.2193100
>>2193096
It's alright to be you
it's a horribly ineffective answer though
>>2193097
shit.
c24a5c No.2193101
>>2193097
are you going to manipulate me?
>>2193100
but maybe it's the more interesting answer
87bcbe No.2193102
>>2193098
im delicate so anyone touching me when i dont want is is a rapist
crows are demons so i agree
>>2193099
another victim of capitalism...
we'll take the diamonds of the nearest fag
>>2193100
no swearing
>>2193101
I can't tell
that'd ruin it
c24a5c No.2193103
>>2193102
atleast try so I can have fun!
d251b5 No.2193105
>>2193102
yeah fuck birds I hate all of them they should all die I hate all of them and every other animal in existence for that matter except ones which I eat
I never really knew why I hated all animals but I do so this is who I am now I guess and that was exemplified by that one time I had to kill that crow the cunt deserved it I swear
d251b5 No.2193106
I'm a delicate soul too desu
I guess you and I aren't so different
443548 No.2193107
>>2193091
If I just went around beating every internet thot that wanted it where would I be?
>>2193095
I mean what else even is there to be into tbh
>>2193096
Cheer for you getting beaten?
3c5745 No.2193109
2769b4 No.2193116
>>2193101
It's not the most interesting, and only MAYBE the more.
>>2193102
Frick