7daa71 No.2188397
>>2188388
I replaced the front lower control arm bushings on my 350z by myself with zero experience with tools
nigga didn't help me at all
final straw was me carrying my heavy boxes of stuff down the stairs and across the house while he watched TV, and then left for the gym
like....dude I have arthritis, that shit hurts
you can't get out of the chair to help me? and the gym is more important than helping your son move?
nigga what???
>your stepdad is a medic
what the fuck I love medicine I'm so jelly I wanna learn shit too
that's important stuff to know, useful in LIFE
dfe78b No.2188398
d8f417 No.2188399
768be7 No.2188400
>>2188397
My stepdad would have loved to help you fix up that 350Z, he's a car guy and built a few cars on his own. He tried to teach me that stuff but it just didn't interest me lol
If you have any specific questions I can ask for you
856630 No.2188401
My stepdad taught me how to shoot a gun.
7daa71 No.2188402
>>2188400
yes hello Ian can your stepdad be my father too? please ask him that for me k thx bye
768be7 No.2188403
>>2188401
My stepdad told me where his shotgun and rifle were and how to shoot them in case we had an earthquake or other natural disaster and I needed to defend our house lol
>>2188402
No, no I cannot. I can ask for his help tho, if it's needed
768be7 No.2188404
My actual dad also taught me how to shoot, I just don't particularly like them.
768be7 No.2188405
f86c7f No.2188406
>>2188400
I got a pozi screw holding my upper linchpin on my stationary shelf. All I have is a standard Phillips driver. Should I suck it up and but a pozi driver or just yolo it with the Phillips?
09daff No.2188407
WITH HIS GUN
AND HIS HEAD HELD HIGH
HE TOLD ME NOT TO CRY
OH MY DADDY SAID SHOOT
OH MY DADDY SAID SHOOT
WITH HIS RIGHT HAND ON HIS RIFLE
HE SWORE IT ON THE BIBLE
MY DADDY SAID SHOOT
OH MY DADDY SAID SHOOT
341d61 No.2188408
New thread, new you~
what's up diggies?
71b7e9 No.2188409
>trying out Pokemon battles nonranked
>mean look + hypnosis opponent's first Pokemon
>win by concession
>accidentally overwrite the battle video
4347cc No.2188410
Anyone ever been molested ?
341d61 No.2188411
7daa71 No.2188412
>>2188410
yeah my best friend in middle school lul
dfe78b No.2188413
My dad taught me that Mexicans are just bleeding this country and all problems in life can be solved by honest work.
09daff No.2188414
HE HELD ME IN HIS ARMS
HE TOLD ME TO BE STRONG
HE TOLD ME WHEN HE'S GONE HERE'S WHAT TO DO
WHEN TROUBLE COMES TO TOWN
MEN LIKE ME COME AROUND
OH MY DADDY SAID SHOOT
OH MY DADDY SAID SHOOT
f86c7f No.2188415
>>2188408
Hey there, hi there, ho there!
f86c7f No.2188416
>>2188413
I can't argue with that!
768be7 No.2188417
>>2188406
Always use the correct tool
>>2188408
Nothing much, and you?
>>2188413
What a hero
80f2ce No.2188418
Ian's gf is kinda crazy though tbh lol
She's the homie
7daa71 No.2188419
>>2188403
well I'd wanna ask him some medical stuff but it's a list of symptoms and suspected diagnosis
i don't wanna be a burden
341d61 No.2188420
>>2188415
Hi Mandy^^ Did you just call me a ho?
>>2188417
Home from work. had a drink, had a joint. ama
>>2188418
Hai Soto-kun~
856630 No.2188422
33316e No.2188423
80f2ce No.2188424
>>2188420
How's it going Elms?
How's the Sat or technically Sunday treating?
768be7 No.2188425
>>2188418
I'm also kinda crazy to be fair
>>2188419
Tell me and I'll ask, it's not a burden lol
>>2188420
I don't know any good questions :(
>>2188422
And you're shameful
1f6f38 No.2188427
*eats dried chorizo salami snack meats with Wing's plum sauce because fuck america*
f86c7f No.2188428
>>2188417
I've literally never used the correct tool, because nowadays they are all proprietary bullshit. I usually have to make my own tools. Or use what I got with some ingenuity. Not saying I don't have plenty of tools.
I just was being a dick. Pozi screws just look weird to me. I'd rather have a caphead most days.
768be7 No.2188429
>>2188428
Most of that meant nothing to me but <3
856630 No.2188430
>>2188425
>you're shameful
Yes. I am.
f86c7f No.2188431
>>2188420
Only if it means I can get in your pants.
You know I just noticed that the kids in enders game saying ho as hello is not new at all...
341d61 No.2188432
>>2188424
I have work in 10 hours and that's how I feel. final answer.
how's you?
>>2188425
lame
what's new?
>>2188431
Nope.
wut
4347cc No.2188433
>>2188411
Is there more than one way ?
>>2188412
What did he do ?
>>2188418
Show me what wish looks like.
>>2188423
Thanks
80f2ce No.2188434
>>2188425
P S Y C H O N I G G A S
lmao you guys make a nice couple
Sorry for cockblocking you guys though that one time lol
I didn't mean to it was just dead at the Westin rooftop and it was still hot af so I was like fuck this shit lets go back to the room
>>2188426
Sup Cato how's it going man?
>>2188427
I've never had dried chorizo salami before
I'd imagine it's saltier than salami though
341d61 No.2188436
>>2188433
idk like how far does one go to make it from a fondle to a molest?
341d61 No.2188437
Cause being fondled from time to time is nice
1f6f38 No.2188438
you guys are -really- hung up on still wanting to e-fuck each other.
>>2188434
barely. just seems air cured, definitely not salt cured. I love my prosciutto and this is nothing nearly as elegant.
4347cc No.2188439
>>2188436
Like sexually abused as a kid
341d61 No.2188440
f86c7f No.2188441
>>2188432
Ho is just an old way to say hi. I'm enders game they walk around saying 'ho ender' ' ho bean' and so on. I just never really connected the two.
341d61 No.2188442
>>2188441
ok but wtf is I'm enders game?
ac7085 No.2188443
>>2188438
>you guys are -really- hung up on still wanting to e-fuck each other.
This tbh
1f6f38 No.2188444
>>2188435
Robertson is superior to Phillips
ac7085 No.2188445
Is everyone in agreement that Happy Sugar Life is the best anime this season?
341d61 No.2188446
f86c7f No.2188447
>>2188442
I mean in. Sorry, phone typing. Enders game is a book.
4e2f20 No.2188448
>>2188434
p good, been a lazy weekend so far but that's ok
>>2188445
Still havent seen it
341d61 No.2188449
>>2188447
ooooh ok sry never heard of it
Where are you on ur phone? are you pooping rn?
1f6f38 No.2188450
>>2188441
it's because Ho is a short form of Hello.
I personally say Lo, same thing
ac7085 No.2188451
>>2188446
ay gurl how u
>>2188448
y not
7daa71 No.2188452
>>2188425
-syncope (passed out once) and presyncope (feeling of fainting worsens with deep breaths, sitting up, or activity, even walking too fast)
-malaise
-lightheadedness
-weakness
-shortness of breath
Professional opinion:
diet/dehydration
Suspected cause:
cracked header on exhaust leaking low levels of carbon monoxide into cabin of vehicle over time
symptoms appeared a month or two, persisting several weeks after exposure to potential vehicle source removed
>8 mechanics told me there was no leak but I could hear it rasp slightly when I accelerated
4e2f20 No.2188453
>>2188451
not on crunchyroll and I haven't been doing a good job keeping up with anything this season
f86c7f No.2188454
>>2188444
Anything is superior to Phillips. I'd rather an Allen head though. Better grip and more torque before failure.
856630 No.2188455
>>2188450
You also personally are a disappointment to your entire family.
ac7085 No.2188456
>>2188453
Amazon Prime owns this anime
7daa71 No.2188457
tests performed:
Stress test + EKG
Echocardiagram
Holter monitor for 24 hours
referred to neurologist after negative results
80f2ce No.2188458
>>2188432
Well you'll be fine just aslong as you get like 6 hrs of sleep minimum
Also depends how far you job is from your pad too, gotta love that commute lol
I'm fine I woke up around 10pm or so
>>2188433
I didn't take any pics of wish cause I was too hungover and coming down off doing coke for like 2 days straight lmao
We only hung out for like a few hrs tbh
Then I headed back to Michelles pad and knocked out there
>>2188438
Prosciutto is godly but also kinda pricey or at least Id imagine it to be pricier than chorizo lol
>>2188445
Asobi Asobase and Chiyo-chans shool road have it beat
Happy Sugar Life is just another shitty pink haired yandere Mirai Nikki 2.0
>>2188448
Same here, well Im moving tomorrow so theres that lol
You should fly down for ALA
It's honestly better than AX since it isnt as crowded, yet they throw crazy ass parties as big as AX
The exhibit hall and convention center is nice too
Its in Ontario, CA though
f86c7f No.2188459
>>2188449
No I'm laying down. Trying to sleep lol
>>2188450
I knew a guy who said helwo all the time......
Come to think of it he was probably a rapist.
768be7 No.2188460
>>2188430
It's okay Fool, I still love you for your quirkiness
>>2188432
Not much, just me being poor until my next paycheck...
>>2188434
We do though, don't we :3
Yeah, we really did not expect the rooftop to be shut down so quickly...
>>2188435
Oh, I know this
>>2188452
Wait wait... simplify this for me a bit
4e2f20 No.2188461
>>2188456
oh
then I'll binge it after I watch Angels of Death
or are they doing that stupid thing where they don't release weekly?
7daa71 No.2188462
>>2188433
I don't really wanna talk or think about it tbh
it happened
it's in the past
sometimes things will trigger the memories and I'll get bad anxiety
dfe78b No.2188463
>>2188458
The one in the back looks like she gets gangbanged routinely.
7daa71 No.2188464
856630 No.2188465
4347cc No.2188466
>>2188458
Did you know what he looked like before hand or was it a surprise ?
>>2188462
So is that what turned you gay ?
f86c7f No.2188467
>>2188460
Pozidrive is an attempt to improve on the Phillips head by increasing the surface contact by adding a second cross. They also fucker with the angles and shit.
341d61 No.2188468
>>2188451
not too bad but i wanted to play more space minecraft cause updates but i have to sleep for work in the morning :/
hbu?
>>2188458
Depending on the 3 lights to get to work it's about a 6 minute commute lol
6 hours seems rough. it's all whatever cause i get a 3 day weekend coming up for my b-day party^^
>>2188459
dummy
>>2188460
Don't you still owe money to Nezi? lmao you need spreadsheets, brah
ca0b15 No.2188470
lol.. has enyone ever been fed to deth
4e2f20 No.2188471
>>2188458
I wish. I already took too much time off this summer. I'll be at AX next summer for sure, at least
768be7 No.2188472
>>2188464
Give me a specific list of symptoms and how frequent they are. Start with the most difficult ones
>>2188465
To me you are
>>2188468
I do and I'll pay him next paycheck
1f6f38 No.2188473
>>2188454
I've had allen keys bend to the point of failure before, but it all depends on the composition of the screws and the drivers; Robertsons are tough as fuck and don't strip out nearly as much as Allens, but at the same time Allens are used more often in smaller and more delicate screws so they just end up stripping out because the Allen keys are fucking garbage.
>>2188455
You don't know shit.
>>2188458
Prosciutto on warm Ciabatta with tomato sauce, melted provolone and a thick line of fucking pesto.
>>2188459
Likely
4e2f20 No.2188474
>>2188468
Space minecraft?
1f6f38 No.2188475
>>2188474
Space Engineers?
856630 No.2188476
>>2188472
I take after the humble cockroach. They'll do anything to survive.
>>2188473
And you ain't shit.
341d61 No.2188477
1f6f38 No.2188478
>>2188476
Look at this guy, the guy who is talking.
4e2f20 No.2188479
>>2188475
guess not
>>2188477
Is it actually decent now?
ac7085 No.2188480
>>2188458
Mirai Nikki wasn't cute yuri so ur argument is invalid
>>2188461
What do you mean? There is an ep every week
>>2188468
Just find a way to make internet bux so you can wake up at 2pm every day
I'm good
Do u like Borknagar
4347cc No.2188481
>>2188469
Do you know what did ?
856630 No.2188482
>>2188478
And then let's look at you, the guy whose lack of existence would make the world better.
341d61 No.2188483
>>2188479
I never really played it "before" except trying a pulse jump on acid so.. yeah that was a bad time, but idk past that.
4e2f20 No.2188485
>>2188480
From what I understand, Amazon was in the business of waiting and then releasing all the episodes at once for the last few anime seasons
1f6f38 No.2188486
>>2188482
I'm quite an influence, I must say.
You've certainly heard of me.
4e2f20 No.2188487
>>2188483
But it sounds like you enjoy it now, so cant be that bad
ac7085 No.2188488
>>2188484
Hey sub woofer
>>2188485
Oh, well they aren't doing that with this anime
856630 No.2188489
>>2188486
Sure, you're the example parents show their children when they explain what it's like to be a miserable fucking failure.
80f2ce No.2188490
>>2188460
You aint as cute as me and Matthew
Holy shit he's 100 lbs now
I wanna split him in half lol
>>2188463
Oh, Heidi?
She's somewhat reserved
She's also like 6 ft something so like she's kinda intimidating
>>2188466
I sorta expected him to look what I imagined
Its like a mix of Nymph and Ian, but more so Nymph
>>2188468
>6 mins youre so lucky
tfti to your bday party
Ill bring cake
>>2188471
At least we'll be able to party again
You'll be able to kill me with that Rye shit again
>>2188473
lmao silly Canadian, you're not Italian
>>2188480
yeah, the whole moe/pedophilic yandere yuri makes it kinda revolutionary
4347cc No.2188492
>>2188490
Thats awesome
Its a much better outcome
f86c7f No.2188493
>>2188473
Well there are shitty screws and wrenches everywhere you go. My front brake rotors are held on by counter sunk Allens. The guy who owned the bike before locktited them in with the more it less permeant shit. I broke about 15-20 wrenches/bits before I said fuck it and cut off the rotors to release the pressure.
But in general I trust Allens. Certainly over a flat blade or a Phillips.
162428 No.2188494
>Thats awesome
>Its a much better outcome
🤔🤔🤔
dfe78b No.2188495
>>2188490
How many other guys were you with in the gangbang with her?
Follow up question: were you just fluffing the ones waiting their turn?
ca0b15 No.2188496
>>2188490
u didnt link enough people. plz come back tomrow
7daa71 No.2188497
>>2188472
in order of severity, 1 being worst and 5 being hmm this is not good
1) passed out once, felt like passing out off and on daily, usually 30+ minute periods, especially when taking deep breaths or moving around
2) weakness always
3) shortness of breath usually accompanied with feeling like passing out
4) feeling of unwell off & on
5) lightheaded sometimes, not as severe or not noticed as much
126fb1 No.2188498
>>2188494
Is it true you're not a cute loli i can prey on but a cat
7daa71 No.2188499
all symptoms appeared daily at least once typically
1f6f38 No.2188500
>>2188489
I'm positive no such action has been taken; in fact the majority of public school books have probably not been updated in 30 years, and teachers receiving little in terms of compensation, suggesting why you as a person have to explain to your own parents why you are a miserable failure despite their wasted tax dollars providing your meagre education.
768be7 No.2188501
>>2188476
Can they survive a nuclear blast?
>>2188490
What, we're not as cute as a guy hopelessly chasing after an incel that wants a girl to fuck him? Lol
162428 No.2188502
>>2188498
>but a cat
No, I'm not a cat
341d61 No.2188503
>>2188487
I like space dog fights cause I have a class-A fighter.
>>2188490
b-but it's a pool party x_x
4347cc No.2188504
>>2188494
Do you have round harry potter glasses ?
I could imagine you in those.
162428 No.2188505
>>2188504
No, I don't wear glasses.
80f2ce No.2188506
>>2188492
>>2188494
I lol'd
Omoshiroi af
>>2188495
I ended up banging the 5/10 asian instead lmao
>>2188496
I know all these faggots
Unfortunately
>>2188501
I think thats just a meme
He's p much become a she and wants to be called a girl or "Sophia" but like I keep calling him matthew and he's cool with it but would like it if I refered him as a girl
He also told me its okay for me to hold his and cling on him a bit
He says he doesnt mind and I was like
HHHHHNNNGGGGGGGGBHGHHH
>>2188503
EVENBETER
1f6f38 No.2188507
>>2188493
yes, in more delicate operations Allens are nice; on most bicycles they are standardized, but it's just a bitch when any heavy load bearing screw is an allen because you simply can't tighten them hard enough, or if they are rusted in they will also likely bend your allen key -_-
856630 No.2188508
>>2188500
Public school text books get updated every few years. My parents are proud of me and I wouldn't consider myself a failure by any means. You on the other hand can't seem to come up with a retort better than "no you!," which shows just how quick witted you are, you fucking retard.
4e2f20 No.2188510
>>2188488
Well that's good
>>2188490
I'll switch up the whiskey next time~
>>2188503
that does sound like it'd be fun
Should play more multiplayer games, though
126fb1 No.2188511
>>2188502
am confused was what happened two days ago just a dream i had
856630 No.2188512
>>2188501
The blast itself, probably not, but the radiation, yes.
341d61 No.2188513
1f6f38 No.2188514
>>2188504
< image would be cuter if artist knew what a fucking clavicle was
dfe78b No.2188515
>>2188506
Christ. Somehow you picked one even worse.
768be7 No.2188516
>>2188506
Bruh just call him a her and you'll be fine
Also wow you're so insensitive
>>2188512
Then I'll put them all directly in the blast
162428 No.2188517
>>2188511
I'm going to say yes, because I have no idea what you're talking about.
658301 No.2188518
>>2188418
Soto how do I git gud at pokemon
856630 No.2188519
>>2188516
Don't hurt them. They're my friends.
4347cc No.2188520
>>2188506
Yeah heres what I look like
whos cuter ?
Me or wish ?
4e2f20 No.2188521
>>2188513
I donno, something lewd would be fun.
but I guess that wouldn't be a computer game~
>>2188518
put lots and lots of time into grinding
4347cc No.2188522
>>2188505
Oh well you should wear fake ones and a beanie.
162428 No.2188523
>>2188522
>and a beanie
I wear a tuque in the winter.
4347cc No.2188524
>>2188523
Close enough I guess
7daa71 No.2188525
80f2ce No.2188526
>>2188509
This is what you call bullying
I am currently bullying you
>>2188510
My nigga
How's school been lately?
>>2188513
Dw if you drown I can save you and do CPR
>>2188515
Alcohol always brings the worst out of me
Gotta love it
I was originally going for the one on the right
Shes a qt3.14 and like 4 ft something
>>2188516
Yeah, Im working on that
All I need is Michelle to stop fucking cockblocking me
>>2188518
Im not too sure I dont play shitty games lol
>>2188520
Wish
f86c7f No.2188527
>>2188507
I mean motorcycles. My bike actually used quite a few Allens. The rocker caps are Allens that are quite large and torqued reasonable. Smaller Allens for things like the tree clamp, mirrors, medium caps for the rotors.
The only issues I've had with them is when using a cheap chinisium wrench or that rotor. That shit was a nightmare. Sat there with a torch and hammer beating on it.
4347cc No.2188528
>>2188526
Ah fuck
I gave it my best
80f2ce No.2188529
>>2188528
What filter did you use?
It makes your skin look pretty
162428 No.2188530
>>2188524
Hey thanks man, I appreciate it.
>>2188525
>
>>2188526
How is that even bullying?
>Wish
Aww, how cute.
90de77 No.2188531
Mandy. There's a motor cycle for sale in town.
4347cc No.2188532
>>2188529
The avengers one
whatever that was
>>2188530
No problem
I'm always looking out for my own
1f6f38 No.2188533
>>2188508
It's the quickest counterargument I can provide against an assertion that I am, in your own colorful descriptors, an invalid.
It is not difficult to prove, through this venue, that I am more sophisticated than you are; as well your insistence that your parents support your endeavours on the internet is not verified.
Suggesting that I would pull a 'tu quoque' fallacy after your initial instigation shows that you are simply trolling for a signature Epic Reply.
7daa71 No.2188534
856630 No.2188535
>>2188533
Now you're saying no you to the no you retort. A pig in a dress is still just a pig, idiot.
f86c7f No.2188536
>>2188531
I can't advise people riding motorcycles without them being certain. Is quite dangerous
162428 No.2188537
>>2188532
Are you a fellow BLACK MAN?
>>2188534
I'm not some TUMMY SLUT
1f6f38 No.2188539
>>2188535
I won by default.
Feels pretty good
126fb1 No.2188540
>>2188517
when this thing happened
4347cc No.2188541
>>2188537
No I think i'm pretty white.
Very white actually
856630 No.2188542
>>2188539
Sure, you won just like your family isn't deeply ashamed of you.
80f2ce No.2188543
>>2188530
I dunno, I'm not very good at this
>///<
>>2188532
What app is that on anyways?
162428 No.2188546
>>2188540
Oh yes, I was temporarily a cat.
>>2188541
Oh, I thought that's what you meant by "looking out for your own"....
>>2188543
You're worse than Happy Sugar Life :^)
1f6f38 No.2188548
>>2188542
You seem to bring up the word 'family' frequently;
Do you have conflicts with yours?
We can discuss it.
80f2ce No.2188549
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2188544
WELCOMU CHINATSU-CHANNNN
126fb1 No.2188550
>>2188546
that was hot. you should do it again
4347cc No.2188551
>>2188546
I didn't really mean anything by it at all.
162428 No.2188552
>>2188547
Hah, gay
>>2188549
What the hecko am I watching
856630 No.2188553
>>2188548
No conflicts at all. I was invited to a family member's wedding in a few weeks, so they definitely want me around at least, which is more than you can say about yours.
1f6f38 No.2188554
>>2188523
don't you hate it when the americans call em beanies? lel
162428 No.2188555
>>2188550
I refuse.
>>2188551
I feel betrayed.
ac7085 No.2188556
80f2ce No.2188557
>>2188545
I also forget who you are
Ban?
or one of those other posters that post with that blonde emo idol
>>2188546
OHIOHOHOYEAH
>>2188552
>he's never seen the Fight against an armed boss MADs
162428 No.2188558
>>2188557
I'm not some filthy weeb like you.
126fb1 No.2188559
>>2188555
why are you withholding my nut like this
are you some kind of dominatrix
80f2ce No.2188562
>>2188558
>he never played Super Mario RPG for SNES
1f6f38 No.2188563
>>2188553
I see, you have decided to continue weaponizing this particular aspect as leverage, as if you believe your target may be vulnerable to key words, yet the underlying message is still a translation of 'my dick is bigger than yours'.
What, did you think I was illiterate, like your family?
ac7085 No.2188564
Fool that's not fair, Chiri is a girl and doesn't have a dick
1f6f38 No.2188565
btw congrats on your cousins' wedding.
162428 No.2188566
>>2188559
Fucking disgusting.
>>2188560
>if soto was a girl.jpg
Pfft
>>2188562
I have though.
I used to watch a guy speedrun it even
4347cc No.2188567
>>2188555
Probably a good thing
>>2188557
Yeah I am
856630 No.2188568
>>2188563
My mother and father are both happily retired with millions of dollars in the bank. They started from the kind of poverty they show on the TV to get people to feel bad and donate money.
ac7085 No.2188569
Did Fool ever explain why he's in Canada btw
162428 No.2188570
>>2188567
-kicks you in the donger-
80f2ce No.2188571
>>2188560
LOL
What's up with that filename
>>2188566
That is like one of my favorite OSTs from there
and it was also a huge meme on Nico Nico Douga too
>>2188567
Where did your gay ass skull with bones go?
1f6f38 No.2188572
>>2188568
Good for them, tell them to invest $1m in rhodium stocks; by the end of the year they could make 300k
126fb1 No.2188573
>>2188566
fulfilling my femdom fetish works too
856630 No.2188574
>>2188572
Is that what happened to you? You tried to play the stock market because you're too stupid to realize you're a fuck up and a moron so you lost everything? And now all you do is drink all day and pretend to be better than you are.
4347cc No.2188575
>>2188570
thanks
>>2188571
I removed it
80f2ce No.2188577
Holy shit, I thought Feku had killed himself
162428 No.2188578
>>2188571
My favourite NND meme is the octagon one.
>>2188573
But I'm a boy.
ac7085 No.2188579
Lielie just anon posts most of the time
1f6f38 No.2188580
>>2188574
No, I have never played the stock market.
I watch it, though. But I don't play with money.
126fb1 No.2188581
posting is hard it triggers my social anxiety
>>2188578
thats not a negative!
ac7085 No.2188582
It's the internet u subby shy gay
856630 No.2188583
>>2188580
Probably because you're too busy spending it all on stupid shit that you think will fill the emptiness inside you.
80f2ce No.2188584
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2188578
This one is my fav of that meme
162428 No.2188585
>>2188581
It's not even femdom then
856630 No.2188586
>>2188569
I did answer that.
1f6f38 No.2188587
>>2188583
What emptiness? You fill me with love!
Invest in Platinum right now while it is at a low; in three months sell it all when it peaks.
1f6f38 No.2188588
it should be a 20% return
856630 No.2188589
>>2188587
If by love you mean I make you realize I'm telling the truth about you, then sure. You are an absolutely worthless piece of garbage.
162428 No.2188590
1f6f38 No.2188592
Platinum $79 July 28 2018
save it and call me out later when it's up 20% in three months
>>2188589
I can see where you're going with this, but I'm sorry dude. I don't have the time, plus I'm not a good enough actor. I'd -love- to break down for you, or whatever, maybe throw a little tantrum or something so you can nut tonight, but I'm busy dude.
ac7085 No.2188593
>>2188590
See u in ur dreams
ac7085 No.2188594
I hope I didn't scare Lielie away
856630 No.2188595
>>2188592
You say that you're not going to have a breakdown, but the thing is, even without you openly weeping like you've done in the past, you still know it's true. You are a failure of evolution and ought to be put down like the wretched mong that you are.
126fb1 No.2188596
>>2188582
the internet is the only place I interact somewhat socially
>>2188594
i was looking for an image of the last girl i posted with a bulge but i couldnt find it
1f6f38 No.2188597
>>2188595
You're really going full out. A great liar should always have unlimited resources and ammunition; you'll do well in the future as you are careful with your ammo, not firing more than one lie at a time here. I have a mixute of appreciation and empathy for your efforts.
1f6f38 No.2188598
ac7085 No.2188599
>>2188596
TP has socially anxiety too
He hasn't been posting cos he's 2 scared to post when he's not drunk
7daa71 No.2188600
yeah it's almost like he has to face the consequences of his drunk posting
wowee
1f6f38 No.2188601
>>2188599
Yeah, internet drunks tend to have social anxiety.
856630 No.2188602
>>2188597
It's a known fact that fools can never lie. I'm sure you tell yourself that everyone else is the problem every single afternoon when you stumble off that mattress on the floor and stagger into the bathroom to wash the vomit off yourself in a hungover daze.
126fb1 No.2188603
>>2188599
is he the one that gets drunk on fridays. i dont lurk enough to know
everytime i make a post everything has to be meticulously planned so i dont look like an idiot, but for some reason i end up looking like an idiot anyways
1f6f38 No.2188604
>>2188602
You're quite the eloquent fiction writer; I can imagine your characters from their perspective as you guide them through the descriptors of their life experiences, so realistic.
90de77 No.2188605
Pretty sure everyone thinks you're an idiot, dude.
ac7085 No.2188606
>>2188601
He hasn't been drinking since alcohol gives him some kind of medical issue when he drinks now
So every Friday I try to bait him into posting by spamming "all work and no alcoholism makes TP a dull boy" but he just makes a few low energy shy anon posts if anything and then leaves
>>2188603
Yeah he is
Haven't u talked to him?
Also it's best not to worry about things like that
Just be urself gurl
1f6f38 No.2188607
>>2188606
are you sure you're 'baiting' him or driving him away when he is overcome with anxiety after reading that?
4e2f20 No.2188608
>>2188606
TP was an asshole to just about everyone when he was drunk, so it's not that big of a loss if he comes around sober.
It'd be like trading Fool for just about anyone other than Fool
ac7085 No.2188609
>>2188607
Idk but hopefully when he finally drinks he'll rage at me in a funny way over it
>>2188608
Just meme at him when he's a rood boi
126fb1 No.2188610
>>2188606
I try not to go out of my way to talk to people i barely know. I'm afraid of being a bother
I'm not sure what I can consider being myself though. I haven't really left my shell before
1f6f38 No.2188611
Hmm.
Drunk Chiri is pretty entertaining, does sober Chiri match up at all in terms of overall entertainment?
856630 No.2188613
>>2188604
I'm no writer, I merely tell the truth. I know you've tried to write in the past, I've even read some of your "comics" as you liked to call them. They were utter shit.
4f869a No.2188614
>>2188580
You should invest!
1f6f38 No.2188615
>>2188612
that made me laugh
856630 No.2188616
Drunk Chiri is as entertaining as an injured bird trying to get away from a predator.
ac7085 No.2188617
>>2188610
It means just be natural and don't overthink it
ur kind of kawaii
856630 No.2188618
That is to say you're not entertaining in the slightest.
ac7085 No.2188619
y does Fool bully Chiri so much
1f6f38 No.2188620
>>2188613
Aha, you've revealed yourself! This writer who merely tells the truth has lied!
Yadda yadda this and that whatever don't care.
Go fuck yourself. You wish I'd get mad.
Sorry. Can't do.
Get yourself off.
4e2f20 No.2188621
>>2188609
But that is all he ever was when he was in here
Anxiety isn't an excuse for being a dick
1f6f38 No.2188622
>>2188619
Dunno, maybe he thought he could get on my level and have an epic match or something, but then went about it completely wrong.
856630 No.2188623
>>2188620
But you have written "comics," you posted an imgur of them. One was about jugallos or some dumb shit. It's good you're ashamed of them, they were horrendously bad.
856630 No.2188624
Except I have made you cry in the past, and you're upset now. You said you weren't going to get mad, then you said go fuck yourself. Does that sound like something someone that isn't mad would say? It doesn't to me.
1f6f38 No.2188626
>>2188616
>>2188618
I would find that entertaining, maybe we just have different taste?
>>2188623
I'm glad you have a benchmark to start from when you begin your career in comics, always here to help!
856630 No.2188629
>>2188626
Yeah, maybe our tastes are different. My tastes in comedy involves things that are funny. Your tastes in comedy seems to be watching the most boring and mundane things.
If I were to start a career in comics I certainly would attribute my success to doing the exact opposite of what you've done, you talentless hack.
126fb1 No.2188630
>>2188617
I'm just a boring person with nothing much to talk about, If I didn't overthink i would never be able to start a conversation or reply
pls stop talking to me like im a little girl
1f6f38 No.2188631
>>2188624
See?
This is 'bait'.
You've grasped a good concept here, lying, it works! It's good bait, the family stuff didn't register so this particular phrase is something to take notice of;
You express your assertion of domination here through pretense, but the goal is obviously domination; the false proclaimation that you had dominated and reduced to tears is the bait- it's very good, juicy bait that anyone would almost instantly attempt to defend themselves against, because who would ever dare let themselves be emasculated in front of a captive audience without retort?
I'm procuring that for my own usage. Thanks!
8d2ce0 No.2188632
>>2188630
There's cause for concern if this is the way Erio talks to children
4e2f20 No.2188633
>>2188630
Everyone here is a boring person, so you fit right in
856630 No.2188634
>>2188631
You're still insisting on me being a liar. I assure you, I'm really not. If the entire world thinks you're a worthless moron, it's probably true.
1f6f38 No.2188635
>>2188634
Well, I'm not your father and I would never say that to you.
856630 No.2188636
>>2188635
You're right, you're neither of my parents. My parents made millions of dollars and crawled out of nightmarish poverty. You're the literal underside of the barrel.
1f6f38 No.2188637
>>2188636
It must suck to not be in either of their estate wills, huh?
How's life in the basement, sitting on fucking 8chan? Rich boy?
ac7085 No.2188638
>>2188621
I miss TP :(
>>2188622
What did u do to provoke him
>>2188628
Chiri is a cute cat
>>2188630
It just takes practice I guess; things come more naturally as you get more comfortable
Aren't you a little girl?
8d2ce0 No.2188639
>>2188635
>>2188636
Does this go on for like the rest of the night/
1f6f38 No.2188640
>>2188638
he started it, I'm just dissecting his attack strategies.
4e2f20 No.2188641
>>2188638
I miss him when he is sober and a decent person, buy my point stands
How's it going Erio?
4e2f20 No.2188642
>>2188639
It usually does
Either ignore or filter them
856630 No.2188644
>>2188637
I live alone on the third floor of an apartment building in a major US city, I work and pay my own bills, I do what I want when I want, and my parents love and support me. It must suck to get ignored phone calls from your parents, you actual failed human being.
8d2ce0 No.2188645
>>2188642
Why would I do either?
That shit is funny as hell
They're so salty it's beautiful
1f6f38 No.2188646
>>2188639
I'm usually chill, but he's giving me something to write about I guess.
I'm sure he's getting off on it, and I don't particularly mind the verbal stimulation, it's a bit tiring because of the one-sidedness of it all..
Personally I'd rather not, so if it's becoming any inconvenience to you I can stop.
4e2f20 No.2188647
>>2188645
In that case, the entertainment just keeps going on and on
ac7085 No.2188648
>>2188640
Well he does just kind of do this sometimes
Idk why or how he chooses the targets of his aggression
>>2188641
Pretty good, I'm smonking weed and eating pierogies at 3am
u?
1f6f38 No.2188649
>>2188644
the only calls I ignore are spam. I have their phone numbers.
1f6f38 No.2188650
I even collect spam phone numbers and store them so I know if the same place calls me again.
And I'm very polite, I like to waste their time if they are human and not robo callers
126fb1 No.2188651
>>2188632
its more of figment of his imagination I wasnt trying to accuse him of pedo although im not sure myself
>>2188633
That's reassuring I guess. What is left is the hard part and actually talking to people :p
>>2188638
Practice is exhausting I'm going to rest. I guess I should say thanks for now?
No im just a shy boy that has a preference torwards females
856630 No.2188652
>>2188649
I'm sure you wouldn't ignore any calls at all, it's your parents who ignore you. I'm sure most of what you do is ask for money.
4e2f20 No.2188653
>>2188648
...fuck, now I want some pierogies
I think I've found a new favorite whiskey and considering making a quesadilla
>>2188651
Well in that case, what are some things you like?
1f6f38 No.2188655
>>2188652
You would be wrong, there. Like yourself, I am entirely self-sufficient and not in debt.
4347cc No.2188656
>>2188638
They aren't though.
856630 No.2188657
>>2188655
Being self sufficient isn't the same as being a drunk living in a hovel because every time you try to do something you fail.
126fb1 No.2188658
>>2188653
I like to watch videos about food or listen to music while playing Girls Frontline. Sometimes I play osu! too. I'm not trying to run away but I have to sleep for now.
ac7085 No.2188659
>>2188651
Sleep well Lie-kun
>>2188653
What kind? I should buy some good whiskey
I still have a big bottle of cheap whiskey from a long time ago when I drank a lot more and I just take a shot or two every now and then now so drinking cheap whiskey isn't justified
>>2188656
I luv u all
/animus/ is my waifu
4e2f20 No.2188660
>>2188658
What kind of music?
Sleep well.
4e2f20 No.2188661
>>2188659
Port Charlotte
I went to a thing last night and brought a budget bottle and it was a hit. cheap whiskey can still be good.
dfe78b No.2188662
Isn't Feku and the Lili poster the same person?
1f6f38 No.2188663
>>2188657
Listen, if you ever need to talk 1 on 1 with me about your life -- I will listen. I can understand.
Just like you, there are a lot of sad trolls who realized they could turn their lives around and do something positive for the communities they reside in; there's no reason to play an antagonist. There are people here who will accept and support you, through your transition into a valuable member of society.
90de77 No.2188664
>>2188662
Does it matter?
Neither really do much worth note.
7daa71 No.2188665
do I do things worthy of your notes, Kyle?
1f6f38 No.2188666
>>2188664
Clear the deck! Captain Important is coming through!
856630 No.2188667
>>2188663
I'm not trolling at all. I'm being very serious, you are terrible.
90de77 No.2188668
>>2188665
Who are you again?
126fb1 No.2188669
>>2188659
i want a light 5 hours so i can have more time with the night
>>2188660
touhou doujin music
foreground eclipse is my favorite
ac7085 No.2188670
>>2188661
This brand did always go down pretty easy
>>2188662
No but I call him Lielie as a meme/inside joke
I called him that long before Lili showed up
1f6f38 No.2188671
>>2188667
> taking a sentence that starts with 'I'm not trolling at all' seriously
856630 No.2188672
>>2188671
>ignoring someone because you can't face the truth
4347cc No.2188673
>>2188659
Okay but whos the number 1 waifu ?
4e2f20 No.2188674
>>2188669
what about something non-anime related?
>>2188670
If you wanna try something good and cheap, go for sexton or tullamore dew
The irish do pretty well, I think
1f6f38 No.2188675
>>2188672
>somehow misrepresents the definition of ignorance
>is still ignorant
856630 No.2188676
>>2188675
>calling someone who is better than you in every way ignorant
1f6f38 No.2188677
ac7085 No.2188678
>>2188669
Yeah I always go to bed at like 5am cos I make shekels online now
Night is the best time
>>2188673
Idk
It would be rood to pick a favorite
>>2188674
Idk I kind of want to just get Jack Daniels
Or maybe some absinthe
1f6f38 No.2188679
>>2188676
>ignoramus greentexting doesn't address his misuse of accusation of 'ignoring' because he ignores it.
4e2f20 No.2188680
>>2188678
Jack is not a bad whiskey and don't let anyone tell you different.
The best whiskey is the one you like to drink.
1f6f38 No.2188682
I've a soft spot for Dewar's White Label
Will also take Famous Grouse or Glenmorangie
Everything else costs a lot, I like Aberlour though it's like pancake syrup.
ac7085 No.2188683
>>2188680
U mean opinions aren't facts?? Wow dude
4347cc No.2188684
>>2188678
You probably do have a favorite though.
856630 No.2188686
>>2188679
>doesn't know the definition of ignore so assumes the other person is using it wrong
126fb1 No.2188687
>>2188674
Sometimes I listen to YUC'e or whatever YouTube autoplays with it. It's still kinda JP though
>>2188678
are you playing the stock market like bebop? hope that kinda lifestyle doesn't get to boring for you
4e2f20 No.2188688
>>2188683
people can get real riled up over which whiskey is better than the other, and it really just serves to damage the community
>>2188685
woof
7daa71 No.2188689
>find gift card
>$0 left because of $5 monthly service fees
ac7085 No.2188690
>>2188684
Idk, not a strong favorite at least
I might have a mild e-crush on Wish tho
>>2188687
Nah I do e-commerce
Are u still a NEET
>>2188688
I guess maybe I should be glad I never even fully realized there was a whiskey community
Is it like the vaping community
1f6f38 No.2188691
>>2188686
>recyclic debate on content irrefutably still providing evidence of improper usage (citation; page) and not knowing what the fuck he is talking about yet trying to greentext battle one trivial mistake of his while I stall him
4347cc No.2188692
>>2188690
I do now that I know its a guy.
126fb1 No.2188694
>>2188690
yeah can't courage to jobinterviews. whats e commerce?
d8f417 No.2188695
ac7085 No.2188696
>>2188692
I bet I could deepthroat his cock further than you could
>>2188694
Selling shit to cunts online
856630 No.2188697
>>2188691
>calling it a trivial mistake when I deliberately chose the words I use because your parents literally send your calls straight to voice mail so as not to talk to you, the very definition of ignoring a phone call
4e2f20 No.2188698
>>2188690
It is actually pretty decent nowadays
Most of those bitching at each other are over 50 and don't really stay in the main circles for very long
>>2188693
awoo
ac7085 No.2188699
>>2188698
I don't think I'd ever join an internet community about an alcohol
This reminds me that I haven't posted on 420chan in quite a while
126fb1 No.2188700
>>2188696
is that like being the shipping medium or are you a pyramid scheme scam artist
1f6f38 No.2188701
I don't know if this would really interest anyone, but..
I know of a virtual bank with a server in Switzerland that gives out 0.5% interest compounded PER DAY through paypal with 24h withdrawal timers, but if you put in $1000 you can make $161/month...
it's a straight up pyramid scheme though because it has referrals, so if you bring in 5 people it goes up to 1% so you make $320/m on a $1000 investment, and you can just shave that off and paypal it straight into your bank.
7daa71 No.2188702
if it sounds too good to be true
1f6f38 No.2188703
>>2188697
idiot, I don't have voicemail. I have a minute plan.
4e2f20 No.2188704
>>2188699
I guess that's personal preference, too
I'm probably particularly bad because the group I follow is built around a youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCElm866_W5r1eg8VjhFNARw/videos
1f6f38 No.2188705
>>2188702
the idea behind this virtual bank is that they use the capital to make money so if anyone in the group wants to just cash out- they can, because everyone is making money
ac7085 No.2188706
>>2188700
I'm just a one-person business and I have stuff ship to people directly from my suppliers
Kind of want to hire a VA soon tho
>>2188704
Have u gotten drunk with them
7daa71 No.2188707
>>2188705
I see no way there could ever be a potential problem with this format.
856630 No.2188708
>>2188703
They ignore you, dipshit. You would never ignore a phone call from them because that's the only time you can talk to them and beg them for money.
4e2f20 No.2188709
>>2188706
There are a couple in Albuquerque, yes
1f6f38 No.2188710
>>2188707
but the numbers work; if you invest $1000 you're making $5 a day and when daily interest is compounded it's 161 a month.
Investing $10,000 and letting that capital work for you, returns 50 dollars a day and works up to $1617 for the first month.
1f6f38 No.2188711
The way I think it works is that the capital mostly stays there and nobody really wants to just 'cash out' their entire investment after their balance rises.
That capital is being used until the users want to 'cash out' and so if people want to shave off monthly profits they can do so
1f6f38 No.2188712
if you're poor or whatever and put in say 1000 dollars, it's making you 150~ a month and you can keep taking out that 150 but the investment capital is still that 1000 sitting in the company, and they're using that capital to make money.
126fb1 No.2188713
>>2188706
are your suppliers possibly operating on a chain that goes higher and higher until it reaches one person that rakes in the dough? and why do you need a voice actor to ship stuff?
k for real good night i finished my dailies
1f6f38 No.2188714
856630 No.2188715
Maybe falling for these fucking scams all the time is why you're such a failure, Chiri.
1f6f38 No.2188716
It's not a scam, I can prove it.
Do you have Paypal?
856630 No.2188717
I don't. I have a bank account, like an adult.
856630 No.2188719
I pay my taxes and my bills, I have a decent credit score, I work a steady job, I don't live with my parents, I don't piss my money away on drugs and alcohol. Yeah, I'd say I'm an adult.
1f6f38 No.2188720
>>2188719
Hey! We should start a club you and me. We have so much in common!
856630 No.2188721
>>2188720
Except we don't. You're a drunk and a failure, your parents are ashamed of you and you will never amount to anything. Everything you have attempted you have failed at. I'm not anything like you.
1f6f38 No.2188722
>>2188721
Oh, you poor thing.
I feel sorry for you. You don't know? I'm famous.
856630 No.2188723
>>2188722
For being a complete waste of resources, maybe.
33316e No.2188725
856630 No.2188727
Chiri, I remember when you went and told Gnomes I was being mean to you in the weird hope that he could do something. You want to know what he said to me? He told me to leave you alone because even though you're a complete failure and can't seem to get anything right, it's still funny that you're up your own ass with your delusions of grandeur.
1f6f38 No.2188728
>>2188723
It's fine if you don't know what an Eisner Award is.
Anyway, I have some exercises for you to help you become a better manipulator.
First, this is what you're getting wrong, always be benevolent. It's 2018, you need to be a pushover now, not pushy- you will get more results being passively assertive.
This means, being 'indecisive'; make it a character trait where you are 'vulnerable' but lead everything towards getting what you want so it becomes a pattern.
.. you're probably not even listening, you're stuck in fucking 2014
856630 No.2188729
>>2188728
The only award you've won is "Most likely to get addicted to drugs" in high school.
1f6f38 No.2188730
>>2188727
This is a lazy appeal; it's obviously not true, you've wasted that whole block of text for no reason and with no effect.
>>2188729
If only they had awards for that.
I have probably taken more than they even learned the names of, twenty years later, because they are busy babysitting inferior childspawn in front of the hockey game babysitter.
1f6f38 No.2188731
I used babysitter twice and invalidated myself
856630 No.2188733
>>2188730
That is not at all an appeal or lazy. It's the truth.
>>2188730
Right, sure you have. They've all failed an you've succeeded. How deluded are you?
1f6f38 No.2188734
856630 No.2188735
>>2188734
Right, sure you do. You're the winner, and it's everyone else that's the problem. If only we could see past all the failure and idiocy, then we'd recognize you.
1f6f38 No.2188736
>>2188735
If that weren't your go-to disposition I'd be sure everyone here rallies around your obviously exacerbated observations.
ca0b15 No.2188737
4e2f20 No.2188738
>>2188737
I am here to help, what do you need?
856630 No.2188739
>>2188736
Except two others have stated you're an idiot and deserve the shit I'm throwing on you.
ca0b15 No.2188741
>>2188738
i was having acute breathing issue
1f6f38 No.2188742
>>2188739
1. Nothing you have stated is true
2. I am apparently an idiot who deserves what you're saying?
3. You have issues, I've never done shit to you, get your shit together. I don't care, get a backpack, put the shit in there, as long as it's all together. Get your shit together.
4. ???
5. Profit
4e2f20 No.2188743
>>2188740
you bastard
>>2188741
well dont die
keep your phone near you and call 911 if you have a problem
ca0b15 No.2188744
33316e No.2188745
856630 No.2188746
>>2188742
1. It's all true.
2. Yes.
3. I have my shit together.
4. ???
5. You have never made a profit.
1f6f38 No.2188748
>>2188746
You aren't even a good liar yet.
856630 No.2188749
>>2188748
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
ca0b15 No.2188750
>>2188745
death aint sweet. ive had quite long panic attacks. lasting days. its straight madness. no physical pain could match, as the brain would black out before hand. please understand this people.
1f6f38 No.2188751
>>2188749
It's easier for me to stay on the defensive.
There isn't enough of you as a relevant character-person for me to even attack, nobody here has any investment in you as a friend or cares so I cannot damage their perceptions of you any further than your self-infliction.
33316e No.2188754
856630 No.2188755
>>2188751
That's not exactly true. There are some who know a great deal about me. But for everyone else, I keep my distance. It's impossible for you to attack me because you're a pathetic failure who secretly gives a shit about what others think.