c32180 No.2170269
b96aa2 No.2170272
>>2170261
that's not how this works
>>2170265
then meet me nibba
55786f No.2170276
Darwin
@Darwin
>>2170274
Herro
2d8350 No.2170277
>>2170272
Turn around, Please?
3ac30a No.2170278
ur going to summon the wrong darwin and he's going to naturally select u out of the gene pool
0650a2 No.2170280
>>2170272
dress up as a girl then
2d8350 No.2170281
>Implying there's any right Darwin
b96aa2 No.2170282
>>2170277
>>2170280
post a pic of yourself first
0650a2 No.2170283
>>2170282
but i can't because you've already posted multiple of yourself first
3ac30a No.2170284
>>2170281
This, evolution actually occurs in a Pokemon-like manner and the theory of natural selection is wrong
0650a2 No.2170286
>>2170285
its literally impossible to post a pic of myself before you
b96aa2 No.2170288
>>2170286
i just meant before we met
55786f No.2170289
@Darwin
@darwin
darwin
Darwin
hobbes
>>2170279
lmao im alright... my mom just called and said that the xanax gummy worms I gave her her little dog got into and ate them all. each worm I dosed roughly 2.5mg. so he ate like 10mg of alprazolam/xanax. and suprisingly it had the reverse effect and made him hyper as fuck.
3ac30a No.2170290
Where's Wish
I want to congratulate him on recommending a good anime
0650a2 No.2170291
>>2170288
how am i supposed to rape you then?
0650a2 No.2170293
>>2170292
i rly wish u would kys
3ac30a No.2170294
0650a2 No.2170296
c32180 No.2170297
3ac30a No.2170298
>>2170296
I'm curious
Drunky posted in a lot of furry threads and stuff
Do u hate him because he's your old dogfucking rival
0650a2 No.2170299
>>2170298
no i just met him today and i already hate him
3ac30a No.2170302
>>2170299
Are u from the waifu threads
55786f No.2170303
>>2170301
@Darwin
D-darwin uwu?
0650a2 No.2170304
55786f No.2170306
>>2170304
Greetings... I post there sometimes with the tripcode !!faggot
>>2170305
but Darwin is bae
3ac30a No.2170307
>>2170304
Why did Duke's waifu leave him
He won't tell me
0650a2 No.2170310
>>2170307
no idea, duke is just a fucking retard
c32180 No.2170313
>>2170309
That will take some time
55786f No.2170314
>>2170313
Time's up post me some feet.
0650a2 No.2170315
>>2170314
i like all of your posts
55786f No.2170316
>>2170315
so does @Darwin darwin Darwin @darwin
0650a2 No.2170317
>>2170316
i love feet and armpits
55786f No.2170318
>>2170317
armpits are also great. I love sweaty anime girls too o o f
0650a2 No.2170319
>>2170318
holy shit i see you're a man of culture as well
c32180 No.2170320
>>2170314
I don't have any
55786f No.2170321
>>2170319
if you haven't seen Anitore! EX
I H I G H L Y recommend it...
>>2170320
you don't have any feet?
I also like crippled girls too....
c32180 No.2170322
>>2170321
no cripples
Just a couple yandere's, a vampire, a demon, and a magical girl.
no lewds
55786f No.2170323
>>2170322
vampires are nice.
c32180 No.2170324
>>2170323
I haven't read much of this one honestly.
55786f No.2170325
>>2170324
that looks more like a shark gorl... although it is cute.
c32180 No.2170326
>>2170325
yeah I like the design choice
a14d00 No.2170327
>>2170289
That sounds like a dead dog
0650a2 No.2170328
>>2170289
why did you give your own mom drugs
55786f No.2170329
>>2170328
Because she wanted some? I have hundreds of them so it's not like I care. I just wont give them out to idiots. The fact her small dog even got to them is a shock because they were up on her dresser and she doesnt have a clue as to how he even got up there since he is a miniature doberman. I told her she can call me if he has and bad symptoms as I have studied a lot of psychopharmacology and I know steps to take if it gets worse... at this point it has been hours and inducing vomiting won't help.
>>2170327
nah he's fine. jsut being a spaz I guess. I told her to watch out for and bad signs like vomiting depressed breathing ect... alprazolam is generally safe for dogs. Even in high doses it isn't too big of a deal unless they have a bad reaction.
55786f No.2170330
Dog has calmed down for the most part, I told her to just watch his breathing and if it gets depressed/shallow to take him to the vet.
55786f No.2170332
>>2170331
I know my shit when it comes to drugs so I wasn't really worried. Just glad it was Xanax and not something else...
a14d00 No.2170334
>>2170332
I just wish Soto and the gang had come up with something other than coke and weed
>>2170333
well, safer than it coulda been
55786f No.2170335
btw way if you haven't seen anitore! EX or season 2 go watch it....
here it is <3
Season 1
https://www.masterani.me/anime/info/1644-anitore-ex
season 2
https://www.masterani.me/anime/info/2222-anitore-xx
>>2170334
I can get literally anything. and most things I get from chemists or really old greatful dead hippies. The liquid alprazolam I got from an organic chemist that is a professor. Cocaine I can get straight from down south but I don't fuck with that anymore after it made my heart stop and I had to be revived. I don't do much anythign anymore besides rarely doing mdma/dmt/mushrooms. I don't even smoke weed anymore.
55786f No.2170336
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
oh cocaine... How I miss you but I will never touch you again.. Just reminds me of bad times and doing bad things.
c32180 No.2170337
>>2170334
what do you mean?
55786f No.2170338
>>2170337
Theobromine from chocolate would have been worse than Xanax to a dog.
c32180 No.2170339
>>2170338
chocolate sounds pretty good right now
55786f No.2170340
>>2170339
I prefer salt over sweet.
must be why I like sweaty anime girls
a14d00 No.2170341
>>2170335
I never really understood cocaine
just go the fuck to sleep
>>2170337
The dog didn't die!
c32180 No.2170342
>>2170340
I do too
but you can't just have salt all the time
c32180 No.2170343
>>2170341
what kinda dog is it
7cd886 No.2170344
>>2170337
hey, im alive. wassup?
55786f No.2170345
>>2170341
I used to do fuckloads of cocaine. When you can afford to blow 300-400 a day doing coke at clubs it's awesome, but yea... it's called blow for a reason.
>>2170343
The dog is a miniature doberman. he ate roughly 8mg alprazolam. far too much, but he seems fine.
c32180 No.2170346
>>2170344
cute
>>2170345
how long ago did he eat them?
a14d00 No.2170347
>>2170343
Ui's mom's
>>2170345
What program should I use if I wanna learn to make electronic music?
I have Audition because CC student, but from what I understand, that is much more for editing audio tracks than creating them
7cd886 No.2170348
>>2170345
u gayv mey wot mate?
d7210e No.2170349
55786f No.2170350
>>2170346
roughly 8 hours ago is my guess... I said if it was within a few hours she should induce vomiting but it's far too late at this point.
>>2170347
There are plenty of free programs for producing. MAGIX Music Maker is a good one. When I made music I used vocaloid and garage band lmao.
if you're looking to mix online you can use https://you.dj/
Virtual DJ
ect...
>>2170349
>
55786f No.2170352
>>2170351
I was summoning you.
c32180 No.2170354
>>2170347
oh
lame
>>2170350
that's not so bad then he'll probably be fine
ef5b12 No.2170355
>>2170352
You did a fine job.
a14d00 No.2170356
>>2170350
I'll look at Magix because free is nice
but I think mixing is kinda lame
That is about the minimum effort you can put into music production
55786f No.2170357
>>2170356
magix has a free version. try it out. it is pretty good and worth buying if you like it.
c32180 No.2170359
>>2170358
gib feets folder
c32180 No.2170361
55786f No.2170362
>>2170361
you haven't earned that.
55786f No.2170364
>>2170363
idk
Im too lazy to upload rn.
c32180 No.2170365
>>2170364
Ok then I will wait
this artist is lovely.
55786f No.2170367
>>2170365
I have more than just feet fyi...
>>2170366
no go to bed... you ate enough. I zonk out after 1/4 a gummy worm. you ate 4 whole ones and you weigh like 30 lbs...
c32180 No.2170368
>>2170367
feet is what I want so it's fine
a14d00 No.2170369
>>2170367
Now that one's cute
55786f No.2170371
>>2170368
but im running out of feets for this artist... I can find more from someone else tho.
16e06c No.2170373
My best friend watched The Barefoot Contessa with me and now I see why my grandfather liked the movie and why young me reminded him of Maria
It's strange, like it feels like I'm finally allowing myself to understand what he was saying but I waited until it was too late
c32180 No.2170374
>>2170371
if you wanna
I've been liking these so far
55786f No.2170376
c32180 No.2170377
>>2170373
what's that movie about?
c32180 No.2170378
>>2170375
>>2170376
I'd rather not see nezi's feet
c32180 No.2170380
>>2170379
Emi's are good tho
16e06c No.2170382
>>2170377
A Spanish girl who hates shoes gets recruited to be a Hollywood star and spends most of her time unhappy before marrying an Italian count
1954 Humphrey Bogart and Ava Gardner
c32180 No.2170383
>>2170381
Makoto is also good
>>2170382
That doesn't sound very good..
16e06c No.2170384
>>2170383
It's actually quite great
Amazing dialogue
55786f No.2170386
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2170383
sorry i've been distracted producing music.
now just chillin and getting tired but dun wanna sleep :(
c32180 No.2170387
>>2170386
I'm gonna head to the store brb
a14d00 No.2170389
>>2170388
You keep posting cute shit with less feet
55786f No.2170390
>>2170389
are you telling me to post more cute shit with less feet? or you want more feet
a14d00 No.2170392
>>2170390
I forgot the world 'should'
55786f No.2170393
>>2170392
it's hard to focus on having like 3 programs open making music and posting cute feets :(
a14d00 No.2170395
>>2170393
stahp posting the feets, then!
55786f No.2170396
>>2170395
maybe i'll name this song "smelly feetsies" I gotta drop some fat stompin treble and dirty untz n' catz AND ANOTHER untz and catz in it tho. 1 2 3 4, 12 - 3 4 beat dududud
a14d00 No.2170397
>>2170396
there is one electronic sound that I reaaaaally like, but I dont know the name of it
55786f No.2170398
>>2170397
untz and catz is like dirty house/breaks
if you can narrow down what it might be I could help...
what kind of beat is it? is it drum/snare/bass is it a 4 beat break ect...
a14d00 No.2170399
>>2170398
This is a super weeb song
but it is something like what is going on when they say 'line'
https://youtu.be/55AalrbALAk?list=RD55AalrbALAk&t=81
55786f No.2170400
>>2170399
it is def. some form of synth. if that helps whatsoever, and mate... my weeb playlist is like 4th on all of youtube.
a14d00 No.2170401
>>2170400
my weeb playlist is pretty limited because I just click on a youtube mix and it only throws the same suggested songs together
Yeah, but there is one synth beat that is used in some music that is always great. I'll hit you up if I come across it again
55786f No.2170402
55786f No.2170403
>>2170402
oh sorry, 352 atm
7cd886 No.2170404
>>2170402
nice, ill listen to all those tomorrow
c32180 No.2170405
I'm back you can resume the feet posting
83f5c4 No.2170409
>>2170408
*Shuffles around a bit*
bb1738 No.2170410
>>2170409
*accidentally lights your hair on fire with an out of control lighter*
b96aa2 No.2170412
bb1738 No.2170423
>>2170421
But it sounds like it would be the best.
83f5c4 No.2170425
>>2170423
But I would miss you a lot.
f4f15b No.2170426
TB got featured in a dunkey video
https://youtu.be/9pSsg2Dn2Jc?t=62
b96aa2 No.2170427
a14d00 No.2170428
>>2170424
sounds like almost sleeptime
bb1738 No.2170429
>>2170425
Sure, but there are others. It's not a big deal.
a14d00 No.2170430
>>2170426
damnit, was hoping for there to be face
b96aa2 No.2170431
>>2170430
he looks like a guy
83f5c4 No.2170432
>>2170429
At least wait until I can cuddle you.
a14d00 No.2170434
>>2170431
A mix of Nezi and colbs
c32180 No.2170436
>>2170428
Yeah I should have been asleep by now but I am not tired
a14d00 No.2170437
>>2170436
yeah, that is the problem I always have
I need to sleep ASAP or I will not until 4 or 5
9d10eb No.2170438
The solution is obviously to go to bed together
bb1738 No.2170439
>>2170435
As a pile of ashes?
bb1738 No.2170441
>>2170440
I'm going to have my ashes spread over the Mojave desert.
b96aa2 No.2170442
>>2170434
I don't think anybody here looks like tracer tbh
c32180 No.2170443
>>2170437
I have to get up in 4 hours
83f5c4 No.2170444
>>2170441
It doesn't need the ashes in them.
bb1738 No.2170445
>>2170444
You could get a big pillow and tape a picture of my face to it.
a14d00 No.2170446
>>2170442
Everyone looks like a mix between Nezi and colbs
>>2170443
aaaaand now jesse cox posted a video
no sleep for another 46 minutes
83f5c4 No.2170447
>>2170445
It would be nice.
b96aa2 No.2170448
>>2170446
i wanna look like a mix between nezi and a corpse
f4f15b No.2170450
>>2170427
>>2170430
I thought it was funny.
bb1738 No.2170451
>>2170447
You could also kidnap a weird hobo and pretend they're me.
a14d00 No.2170452
>>2170448
If you kill Colbs, than sure
>>2170449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foF-O5q4pFQ
The only youtuber I consistently watch
aafaf3 No.2170453
KYLE COME HERE YOU NEED A BATH YOU STINK
WASH YOUR FUCKING FURSUIT
c88a01 No.2170456
I put on makeup today and my friend made me go to the gym
I look like I melted by the end.
worst part?
There was a group of REALLY hot guys there who saw me all melted.
e0eba5 No.2170457
>>2170456
They'll find it attractive that you did that and let that happen.
Im sure they wont mind!
bb1738 No.2170458
>being around people willingly
That's where you fucked up, girly.
e0eba5 No.2170459
>>2170458
Boo! People are fun!
Just not all of them.
bb1738 No.2170460
>>2170459
People are monsters.
e0eba5 No.2170461
>>2170460
Not all of them!
But yes, they are.
c88a01 No.2170463
>>2170457
I hope, man they were literally so attractive. BUT i did manage to convince one attractive guy to give me free training lessons~
>>2170458
Maybe if you talked to them you'd love them too~
bb1738 No.2170464
>>2170463
I doubt it. Even with my friends I can only spend about an hour or so around them before I'm completely drained of energy and want to flee.
f40385 No.2170465
>>2170463
>>2170456
what is this you are posting? i'm entranced
c88a01 No.2170466
>>2170464
true lmao
but it's fun
just punch them it's funny
>>2170465
it's me
bb1738 No.2170467
>>2170466
I'm not a violent person.
f40385 No.2170469
>>2170466
whoa. this one looks scripted almost >>2170456
c88a01 No.2170470
>>2170467
I am
very
>>2170469
it's just Musical.ly
bb1738 No.2170471
>>2170470
That's why I see people as monsters. So many of you have violent tendencies.
e0eba5 No.2170472
>>2170462
Monsters can be fun if you're not scared of them!
>>2170463
Yeah see, they respect that shit mang
e0eba5 No.2170473
>>2170471
**I cant kill flies.
Felt terrible when head chef killed a wasp once**
bb1738 No.2170474
>>2170472
I'm not afraid of monsters, I simply don't like them.
e0eba5 No.2170475
awwe
>>2170474
Ye, the good ones can sometimes seem far and few.
If you look its not so bad though, at least not here I feel
f40385 No.2170476
>>2170470
you're a p good actor
bb1738 No.2170477
>>2170473
I don't kill mosquitoes, wasps, or flies.
>>2170475
Fuck people, they exhaust me.
c88a01 No.2170478
>>2170471
just because I wanna eat your face doesn't mean I'm a monster
bb1738 No.2170479
>>2170478
That wouldn't bother me. I'm not really using it for anything.
bb1738 No.2170481
>>2170480
I'm not wining any awards for my looks and I've always wanted to be a faceless entity.
c88a01 No.2170482
>>2170481
<3 i can do that for you
bb1738 No.2170483
>>2170482
Go right ahead. It don't bother me.
c88a01 No.2170484
>>2170483
I just sang for someone on omegle and made the, cry sos
bb1738 No.2170485
>>2170484
I haven't cried in a long time.
c88a01 No.2170486
>>2170485
maybe if I sing for you, you'll cry
bb1738 No.2170487
>>2170486
Do you think so?
0650a2 No.2170488
>>2170487
do you contact juggle big hairy balls like David Bowie in labyrinth
bb1738 No.2170489
>>2170488
I don't know what contact juggling is.
e0eba5 No.2170491
>>2170477
Yeah, same.
I do like to be social and go out, but I cant do it every weekend
bb1738 No.2170492
>>2170491
These days I usually go shooting on the weekends.
e0eba5 No.2170493
>>2170484
I sing at work every day!
Im getting better too!
Im pretty terrible though
bb1738 No.2170494
What a coincidence. I don't sing at all.
e0eba5 No.2170495
>>2170492
The majority of my spare time will always be my own time.
I enjoy going for bush walks and do so quite often.
bb1738 No.2170496
>>2170495
I used to go for walks sometimes, but I like to avoid when people, so I haven't gone since I moved here.
c88a01 No.2170497
c32180 No.2170498
0650a2 No.2170499
this lazarus dude is depressing
d68bb0 No.2170501
0650a2 No.2170502
its not supposed to be an insult
e0eba5 No.2170503
>>2170496
Oh yeah here there is plenty of natural areas around here where nobody is usually found out and about. I loving down with my camera there.
>>2170497
Is fun!
jelly of good singing though hehe
>>2170498
*petpet*
>>2170502
hai
bb1738 No.2170504
>>2170501
Who?
>>2170502
Doesn't matter.
>>2170503
There are always people around here.
d68bb0 No.2170505
>>2170504
>You
Nobody from here, I just felt like saying it for a reaction
e0eba5 No.2170507
>>2170504
Although I live somewhat out of the city (about an hour) the city isnt too populated that one cant enjoy the surrounding parks even in the cbd with some level of solitude.
>>2170506
*strokes*
How're you?
ede3c7 No.2170508
>>2170507
Heading to work
Not looking forward to it
How are you?
0650a2 No.2170509
is it bad that i think nezi is cute
bb1738 No.2170510
>>2170505
If someone were having dreams about me I would want to know.
>>2170507
There are a million people here with the parks and trails being the most popular spots for recreation.
d68bb0 No.2170511
>>2170510
Hm. Wait so should I tell them? Is it weird?
bb1738 No.2170512
>>2170511
The truth. Always the truth.
d68bb0 No.2170514
>>2170512
The truth is good but isn't it out of the way to say it? I don't know, just feels like it would come off as weird. I don't really remember much of it either than they were in it.
d68bb0 No.2170515
Fuck it. You're right Fool. Thank you.
bb1738 No.2170516
>>2170513
>>2170514
Tell them. Dreams are weird by nature.
bb1738 No.2170517
Don't ever thank me. Never thank me and never apologize to me.
e0eba5 No.2170518
>>2170508
Its 9.30pm and work was dead today, which actually has kept me feeling more tired.
Its winter here and its typically overcast and rain with the occasional sunshine in a single day with veeeeeeeeeery cold nights.
>>2170510
I think Melbournes population is 20 million and something like 25 or so with the greater melbourne area
>>2170509
No
d68bb0 No.2170519
>>2170516
In due time
>>2170517
You were truly helpful to me. I probably wouldn't have sent them anything until after they were off and I missed my chance again. At least this way I know if I should stop.
e0eba5 No.2170520
>>2170518
>>2170510
hahaha sorry i was talking about the countries population!
Melbournes population: 4,900,000
e0eba5 No.2170521
ede3c7 No.2170522
>>2170518
Gimme winter and I'll give you warm
e0eba5 No.2170523
>>2170522
If i keep winter you could give me warm here anyway.
ede3c7 No.2170524
>>2170523
But I can't go to Australia
d68bb0 No.2170526
Crashed and burned. It's probably just too late but I told myself this last time too. Probably best to just give up and try to move on.
e0eba5 No.2170527
>>2170526
Do you mind me asking what happened?
Is okie if not.
d68bb0 No.2170528
>>2170527
A message was sent and no response was received. This is what it's like to be ghosted I imagine.
e0eba5 No.2170529
>>2170528
Sometimes time is required for a response.
If too long mebe bring it up when is okie
d68bb0 No.2170530
>>2170529
Well yeah but I imagine after a few days, let alone a week, one can find the time to say something.
ede3c7 No.2170531
>>2170525
Work is as dead as the thread
e0eba5 No.2170532
>>2170530
What was the nature of the message?
The sooner you tell someone something, the longer and the more controlled they can understand or set their schedule for.
0650a2 No.2170533
is it bad that i want nezi to be my gf (male)?
e0eba5 No.2170534
>>2170531
Yeah work was dead for me all day too, we had a small lunch rush but that was it. Im a dishwasher/cook, but because its so dead mainly dish-washing/washing other stuffs.
What do you do?
d68bb0 No.2170535
>>2170532
Other than bringing up certain subjects, it was just a general question about how things are. Since it had been a while I wasn't sure if something was wrong or if they're just busy.
e0eba5 No.2170536
>>2170535
Oh, maybe you need to contact them another way?
Im personally shocking at replying to facebook or discord. Sometimes phone but I've gotten better.
d68bb0 No.2170537
>>2170536
I only have one way to contact them and it's on computer, we used to be friends elsewhere but we grew apart before. Not sure if I should just add them back or if that would be too much.
045915 No.2170538
>>2170533
What is your height and weight?
0650a2 No.2170539
>>2170538
why does that matter for the question?
e0eba5 No.2170540
>>2170537
Yeah I see how thats a little tricky.
Maybe add them back but let them know you wont bother them if they dont want you to, just to let you know if you do?
e0eba5 No.2170541
>>2170540
>>2170537
*ask them to let you know if you do
d68bb0 No.2170542
>>2170540
Good idea, though I feel like in the moment I might end up coming off as a dick in some way like saying how if they don't want to talk to me then to just let me know right there so we can end this dance.
>>2170541
>This sounds even better than when you mistyped it
Maybe I have autism for not noticing that
045915 No.2170543
>>2170539
Nezi is a fatphob, he hate fat people
e0eba5 No.2170544
>>2170542
More of a stress less way to go about it so long as both parties are ok to acknowledge eachother, even if its to know if they dont want to, they may like the fact you wish to know that.
e0eba5 No.2170546
>>2170545
The nezi will be MINE!
045915 No.2170547
>>2170546
I want to see how you are fighting with rika for nezi
e0eba5 No.2170548
>>2170547
I will set dastardly traps in Rika's way!
d68bb0 No.2170549
>>2170544
Wait so I should ask them that too then? I'll have to tone it down somehow so I don't come off as a jerk(If you can't tell, I really like this person)
d68bb0 No.2170552
045915 No.2170553
> FIFA facebook page disabled it rating function
ede3c7 No.2170554
>>2170534
Construction
Pretty sure we're just jackhammering today. I hope it's quick since no one really showed up.
f86c48 No.2170556
0650a2 No.2170557
>>2170543
my body looks like ethan from h3h3
>>2170551
<3
e0eba5 No.2170558
>>2170554
Im gonna have a little nap with the kitty cat for a bit. I hope work goes well for you, enjoy your day, cya if I dont see you when I get back
045915 No.2170559
>>2170557
> ethan from h3h3
>
?
0650a2 No.2170560
e0eba5 No.2170561
e0eba5 No.2170562
/nap wid my kitty cat
cya'll in a lil while
0650a2 No.2170563
>>2170561
ay cunt when ya go for a maccas run can ya nick me some hot chips and get me a brekkie sammie?
4ad224 No.2170564
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d68bb0 No.2170566
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4ad224 No.2170568
>>2170567
>>2170565
You're preaching to the choir, I'm a medium/long-distance runner lmao
0650a2 No.2170569
>>2170568
running to McCunts for a burger isnt really long-distance running, mate.
4ad224 No.2170570
>>2170569
How much do you weigh? :3
0650a2 No.2170571
>>2170570
I weigh more than you, faggot :^)
Also nice job being rich fatty. You have a lot of lbs
0650a2 No.2170573
>>2170572
no kink shaming then, my loli buttslut
6bc1cc No.2170574
e0eba5 No.2170575
>>2170574
Im not thicc but funsized
0650a2 No.2170576
>>2170575
can i root you, cunt
e0eba5 No.2170577
>>2170576
Have a blurry image from a couple days ago.
To answer your question probably not, I dont bang much
6bc1cc No.2170578
>>2170575
>2018 not being a heifer
0650a2 No.2170579
>>2170577
you look like you're the next gen Doctor Who
68efc1 No.2170580
But...there IS a difference between thicc, fun sized, and fat. The problem is most fat people want to downsize their label.
6bc1cc No.2170582
>>2170577
...anyone told you you look a little like orlando bloom?
0650a2 No.2170583
>>2170580
im THICC not fat smh
f5425f No.2170584
>>2170579
I don't know about you but herpy doesn't look to me like a transgender muslim woman in a wheelchair
6bc1cc No.2170585
>>2170580
this dame is thicc...
definitions and such
e0eba5 No.2170586
68efc1 No.2170587
>>2170581
Why tears, my friend?
>>2170583
I'd say pics or it didn't happen.
6bc1cc No.2170588
>>2170586
so now you have... enjoy that
f5425f No.2170589
>>2170586
you do not look to me like a transgender muslim woman in a wheelchair
congratulations
e0eba5 No.2170590
>>2170588
I have light blue eyes though!
His are brown!
>>2170589
>
0adfeb No.2170591
>>2170570
I'm at 65kg
am i smaller than you yet
0650a2 No.2170592
6bc1cc No.2170593
>>2170590
i take it all back then... i failed to stare deeply into your eyes.
still have
f86c48 No.2170594
>>2170587
Couldn't get any other image to post
f5425f No.2170595
>>2170590
I mean if you really want me to I can call you a woman
>>2170592
well I certainly see no burqa or wheelchair in this image
that coat is certainly quite a bit womanish, so I guess that last part is debatable
68efc1 No.2170596
>>2170594
Have you tried restarting your computer? Unplugging it and plugging it back in?
f86c48 No.2170597
>>2170596
I'm on my phone silly
0650a2 No.2170598
e0eba5 No.2170599
>>2170593
What anon sama look like
Have a shitty quality crop of my eye but more close to its actual colour.
>>2170595
Im not a woman!
How daer u
>>2170597
how goes the worky
4ad224 No.2170600
0adfeb No.2170601
0650a2 No.2170602
>>2170601
the fuck is a killa graham?
68efc1 No.2170603
>>2170597
Oh. Well then throw it against the nearest wall! That will fix it.
f5425f No.2170605
>>2170595
oh my mistake
though I must say your reply of ">" was an interesting one if you didn't wish to be called any of the things I claimed you weren't
f5425f No.2170606
6bc1cc No.2170607
>2018
>not understanding the metric system
not sure if trolling or just stupid
0650a2 No.2170608
>>2170595
no burqa only burga
0650a2 No.2170610
>2018
>not using Freedom units
woah nice going dumb foreigner is it too complicated to be not communist?
68efc1 No.2170611
>>2170609
Oh hod, you're bald!
You need to go see a doctor!
0650a2 No.2170612
>>2170609
you look like my friend jonah's dad
e0eba5 No.2170613
>>2170606
>>2170605
I am triggered you want me to know what you mean, you're supposed to tell me what you mean so i get it without offending me by not saying things
How are you today, loafie?
>>2170609
Hey you kinda look how I thought you might, maybe I've seen you already?
Look like cooldude, chillguy. Bike 2much effort tho
0650a2 No.2170614
metric system is outdated and greatest country in world doesn't even use it. Why do all the dumb foreigners use it? Especially when they are on our systems
6bc1cc No.2170615
>>2170610
time to go back to elementary school where you learned this shit....
>>2170611
lol i shave it too... feels like a cats tongue
>>2170612
sure jonahs dad is a pretty chill guy too
>>2170613
need to maintain my girlish figure
e0eba5 No.2170617
>>2170614
cuz u get mad l0l
100C is boiling haaaaaaaaa
6bc1cc No.2170618
dont dismiss the measure that literally everyone in the world uses except like 4 countries
0650a2 No.2170619
>>2170615
time to go back to whatever commie country that you are from. You're probably here on an expired commie visa from Slovakia or Ukraine or Russia
6bc1cc No.2170620
>>2170619
...canada you mean?
0650a2 No.2170621
>>2170618
everyone in the world uses Freedom measurements tho? At least all HUMANS do. Foreigners are all subhuman
0650a2 No.2170622
>>2170620
canada is p commie ngl
f5425f No.2170623
>>2170608
of course
disregard females acquire burgers
>>2170613
I'm rather daijoubu
I've been eating again recently so that's good
now would be a good time to have breakfast
68efc1 No.2170624
>>2170615
I don't know how I feel about this revelation. I need some time.
6bc1cc No.2170625
by freedom measurements i assume you mean "standard"
which is more like a shotgun compared to a surgeons knife in accuracy
6bc1cc No.2170626
>>2170624
take all the time you need to let this sink in...
0650a2 No.2170627
by freedom units i mean what every non-commie jerkwad uses
I'd rather use an American-made shotgun than some commie scalpel
e0eba5 No.2170628
>>2170615
Im lucky with that, natural figure alongside metabolism working well together.
Not that it means i gotta look girlish, but I always like a touch.
>>2170623
The past week I've been taking tramadol for real bad tooth pain but it also kills my appetite.
Breakfast tends to be the best time to eat something when not so appetite for day
0650a2 No.2170629
shit that was worded badly i meant to say that people who aren't commie jerkwads use Freedom Units
68efc1 No.2170630
>>2170625
Na, see I disagree with this. It is a better analogy to say that SAE is over-complicated and convoluted, which requires multiplying by 123, subtracting 5.6, dividing by 4.35, and then adding 2.3 in order to get to the answer of 3. While metric is just 2+1.
>>2170626
That...is evil. I can just imagine an evil cackle coming from you!
6bc1cc No.2170631
depraherp were#1
single minded devotion is unwise
wonder why the rest of the world hates americans
>>2170628
ive always been thin framed too 63kg (140lbs for you standard fucks)
6bc1cc No.2170633
>>2170630
so you just agreed with me then?
83f5c4 No.2170634
They hate us 'cause they ain't us.
0650a2 No.2170635
America is number 1
Why else would almost every country's school teach our language?
How big is YOUR country's nuclear arsenal?
68efc1 No.2170636
>>2170632
Dese eyes.
>>2170633
That SAE has stupid reasons for using the measurements that it uses? Sure. Doesn't mean I agree that Metric is more accurate, such wow.
e0eba5 No.2170637
>>2170631
I'm around 55kg atm
>>2170632
Hey okami, hows it going?
83f5c4 No.2170638
>>2170636
Eyes?
>>2170637
Just woke up.
6bc1cc No.2170639
>we #1 coz we got the bombs
typical american
get a little cricizm, ready to bomb all the things
kill all rather than educating yourself
f5425f No.2170640
>>2170628
are you sure
I thought that universally 3am was the best time for eating
I'm serious here, there isn't quite a feeling like waking up at 2/3am, making a sandwich and staring out the window
very comfy
68efc1 No.2170641
>140 lbs
>120 lbs
Jesus you two are fucking small. Please, eat. You need food.
>>2170638
I dunno.
6bc1cc No.2170642
>>2170636
i shave my dome with a razor made in the american standard...
youre welcome
83f5c4 No.2170643
>>2170641
You are a strange one, friend.
e0eba5 No.2170644
>>2170638
Ah, good morning.
Got plans for the day?
How was yer day yesterday?
>>2170640
Nah I sleep too solid and I have to eat my fill before I sleep, I cant wake up hungry because I cant even sleeps if tummy not full!
>>2170641
I eat quite a bit! I just have an insane metabolism!
I get to cook and eat food all day.
83f5c4 No.2170645
>>2170644
I'll go to work later. Yesterday was boring.
68efc1 No.2170646
>>2170642
I don't see how that helps me though.....
Also you stop insulting my homeland, eh! Don't make me go to Canada and make you say sorry to my face!
>>2170643
Well, yeah.
>>2170644
That is a dangerously insane metabolism. Unless you were planning on shaving off your face hair. But if you wear a beard, you need to have more meat on your bones!
6bc1cc No.2170648
>>2170646
but im not IN canada tho...
youre threatening the motherland quite needlessly
f5425f No.2170649
>>2170644
yes it is the same with I
but breakfast is as far away from the time at which you sleep as you can get isn't it
0650a2 No.2170650
>>2170639
educate ourselves how? How us Americans have invented most things you know and love? How we all the strongest country in the world? How we aren't pussies? How we are the influential country on earth?
e0eba5 No.2170651
>>2170645
Work is slow and kind of boring because its winter here and I work in a kitched, but it at least gives me freedom to cook new things.
>>2170646
Im not all that tall and I simply have no body fat, I actually got some muscle!
I had a beer belly, lost it, but then gained 2kg anyway.
>>2170649
Ohh right, sorry I wake up much later than you it seems!
6bc1cc No.2170652
>>2170650
how youre the domineering, overbearing mother in law
0650a2 No.2170653
>>2170652
You mean father in law? We aren't about having icky girls in power
6bc1cc No.2170654
>>2170653
no, i appropriated the correct pronouns in this case
68efc1 No.2170655
>>2170648
I'll go up there and have some other Canuck apologize then!
Actually me and a friend of mine that is canadian ran into each other yesterday. Had a lot of back and forth. Good old gray beard. He is ornery as hell though.
>>2170651
120 lbs is just too small! TOO SMALL!
0650a2 No.2170656
>>2170654
Fucking commie
Come back when your country is a DEMOCRACY
f5425f No.2170657
>>2170651
I typically wake up from 10-3pm
I can't imagine you'd get up a great deal later than that desu
ab1664 No.2170658
>>2170599
The basement looks really tiny so this shouldn't take long today
>>2170603
It's cracked to Oblivion
I'm scared I'll slice my thumb when I play Vidya on it
f5425f No.2170659
6bc1cc No.2170660
>>2170655
"were sorry sama uses an american rozor to shave his dome"
~canada
>>2170656
this is going nowhere and i tire of it
83f5c4 No.2170661
No men under 240 lbs.
Bears everywhere.
68efc1 No.2170662
>>2170658
Perfect! No more mobile vidya for you! You ought to be working or something, nay?
>>2170660
They would do it too! And you know it!
>>2170661
240 is a bit much. How about we leave it around 200? + or - 20?
d68bb0 No.2170663
>>2170586
What the good people are trying to say is that, sir, you look fine.
83f5c4 No.2170664
>>2170662
Don't make me add more.
4ad224 No.2170665
>>2170661
Some UFC heavyweights are not even 240 lol
0650a2 No.2170666
>>2170660
typical commie giving up
68efc1 No.2170667
>>2170664
Sorry, 200 is my best offer.
6bc1cc No.2170668
>>2170662
yes, yes they would... i have no doubt
>>2170666
*sigh
e0eba5 No.2170669
>>2170655
I got no body fat AT ALL.
I KNOW QQ
>>2170658
Sounds naice and relaxed
0650a2 No.2170670
>>2170668
Yes yes, surrender commie.
Even your precious animes makes us Americans look fucking awesome.
6bc1cc No.2170672
68efc1 No.2170673
>>2170668
So why did you move to the Great Nation of the God-Emperor Trump! Granted I know he had not ascended yet.
>>2170669
You are just a huge fat body, huh.
e0eba5 No.2170675
>>2170673
nigga im skinny af
6bc1cc No.2170676
>>2170673
at the time i worked for a railway that needed help at an american operations facility
68efc1 No.2170677
>>2170674
Don't you bah me!
>>2170675
Maybe somebody should force feed you.....meat tubes
>>2170676
Why did you stay though?
83f5c4 No.2170678
>>2170677
What's wrong with big boys?
6bc1cc No.2170679
>>2170677
my procreative abilities... breeding with a Canadian woman and an American one.
my spawn has crossed international border and I needed middle ground
e0eba5 No.2170680
>>2170677
I eat a lot of red meat already because best food.
My diet actually has more meat than not, I actually intake quite a lot of fats, my body just doesn't hold onto it via body fat.
Bed time for meeeeeeeeeeee, seeing a dental surgeon at 2pm.
Have a good night everyone <3
68efc1 No.2170681
>>2170678
Health concerns, mostly.
>>2170679
See, there is your problem. Thinking with your dick and not wearing a condom.
6bc1cc No.2170682
>>2170681
cant help it!
...rawdog nutbustan is my fetish
83f5c4 No.2170684
>>2170681
Any size can have issues.
Just work out and try to balance it.
6bc1cc No.2170685
canada is socialist, not communist... go back to school and learn the difference
68efc1 No.2170686
>>2170682
Get your damn tubes tied!
>>2170684
That is idealistic. I mean, you've seen what most Americans look like....
6bc1cc No.2170687
who the hell is this idiot anyway
83f5c4 No.2170688
>>2170686
Most American's eat fast food and get fat and don't work out. I want a guy who does.
6bc1cc No.2170689
>>2170686
lol nope, i need my seed at maximum potency for the next nigress i seek to infiltrate
6bc1cc No.2170691
the 1950s called, they want their blind devotionalism back
6bc1cc No.2170693
0650a2 No.2170694
America is more relevant than Canada
Canada is the France of America and not because they speak french.
f5425f No.2170695
speaking French is just a natural byproduct of living in a shit country
0650a2 No.2170696
shut up britbong, you can't discuss politics when your country got nae nae's in the revulotionary war
6bc1cc No.2170697
how is a sovereign nation irrelevant?
actually dont answer... i dont care
not going around again
...go buy another gun and placate yourself or something
0650a2 No.2170698
at least I can have a gun.
Also you who else was socialist? Hitler
You Commie Nazi scum
6bc1cc No.2170699
045915 No.2170700
6bc1cc No.2170701
thanks britain... i blame you for this.
0650a2 No.2170702
6bc1cc No.2170703
brb, holding Putin's hand and skipping through a flowery meadow of equal distribution of wealth and resources.
0650a2 No.2170704
i blame britain for candians as well
0650a2 No.2170706
The Japanese are white. Honorary Aryans
045915 No.2170708
equal distribute dicks in your ass, nigga
045915 No.2170709
>>2170706
They are yellow as fuck, look at Soto
6bc1cc No.2170711
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0650a2 No.2170715
>>2170713
He's not Japanese ethnically. He's a hafu
966d64 No.2170716
Tan Japanesians are my fetish.
7cd886 No.2170717
f5425f No.2170718
>>2170696
what's a nae nae
my knowledge of ghetto slang isn't very good I'm afraid
045915 No.2170719
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045915 No.2170721
f5425f No.2170722
>>2170720
this did not tell me
it was extremely uninformative barring the fact it has told me you like this cunt, which is much worse than being "nae naed" I must say
0650a2 No.2170723
045915 No.2170724
>>2170723
Pishov v dupu bisiv telepen
0650a2 No.2170725
>>2170722
liking anthony fantano is worse than the greatest military at the time getting beat by literal untrained farmers
>>2170724
blyakha mukha
7cd886 No.2170727
>>2170725
but wan wan i like fan fan
0650a2 No.2170728
>>2170726
i dun know ukrainian, only russian from playing stalker, csgo, and metro
even tho stalker is in ukraine, they speak russian
045915 No.2170729
>>2170728
Most bandits in stalker has Doneck accent, it's funny because it's like in real life
0650a2 No.2170730
>>2170729
also my friend is Russian living in Netherlands.
I dun know different russian accents
f5425f No.2170731
>>2170725
yes I agree liking him is quite bad indeed
0650a2 No.2170732
>>2170731
it was sarcastic
045915 No.2170733
>>2170730
Don't learn russian language, it is quite filthy
7cd886 No.2170734
>>2170733
too late fam, leaning evrthng now
0650a2 No.2170735
>>2170733
I already know more phrases in russian
045915 No.2170736
7cd886 No.2170737
>>2170736
cock skittle. kuvat cock m&m skittle
2bbfa1 No.2170739
>>2170662
Not when it's break!
>>2170669
No
The concrete is thick as shit so it's taking forever
And killing my shoulders
0650a2 No.2170740
>>2170736
uh
suka blyat
a nu cheeki breeki i v damke
kak dela
pizdec
blyakha mukha
otva li mudak blyat
thats p much all
7cd886 No.2170741
>>2170738
if kuvat isnt a russian word yet, it should be
7cd886 No.2170742
>>2170739
dont fall in the quiksand concrete wan wan
2bbfa1 No.2170743
>>2170742
I would die if I got covered in concrete
7cd886 No.2170744
id love to tell you my dream, but ill jus say, wan wan did not fall in the quiksand. your safe. you were totally untouchable.
045915 No.2170745
>>2170740
> blyakha mukha
*BlyaHa muHa
Mukha\muka is mean flour
> otva li mudak blyat
*Otvali
This is enough for interaction with average russian
>>2170741
What does it mean?
7cd886 No.2170746
>>2170745
to me, it should stem from skazat or watever, like a variation meaning to speak or voice or something.
7cd886 No.2170748
>>2170747
говорить came up for to speak... too complex.. its now kuvat
0650a2 No.2170750
>>2170745
but in the Metro subtibles it's kha?
I know how to cook Chebureki with help from Boris uwu
2bbfa1 No.2170751
There isn't a more hideous language
045915 No.2170752
>>2170748
Балакати\Balyakaty or розмовляти\rozmovlyaty are sounds better
>>2170750
"BlyaKha" isn't correct, need to say it softer "blyaha"
Chebureki isn't a slavic food
045915 No.2170753
>>2170751
Shut up, return when you will have your own lang
045915 No.2170755
045915 No.2170756
7cd886 No.2170757
>>2170751
i dont per-say think its hideous. its just in a league of its own.... it takes alot of effort to memorize.