9f883a No.2165694
England won against Columbia on penalties.
Was drinking with my mum and we watched the match, was the first time in ages where I saw her elated with excitement.
I got cans of cider to drink but they're tiny, not enough to get me shit faced unless I mix them with the rum I got.
I'm getting my mum over to shitpost with me on Friday, my name will change to SCANNER + Selena, I told her she had to make up a name but she still wanted her real name in shitposting. She'll be using one of the blue things from Avatar as her avatar. I'm quite excited about this.
9f883a No.2165696
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We Brit now. England is gonna win the world cup, I know it.
I wanna know the results of Russia vs. Crotia
9f883a No.2165699
>>2165698
<perfect moments in history.
9f883a No.2165700
You should join in the fun, Hutzpa.
I saw a whole street go crazy when we won.
Shirts were flying off men, women were singing and dancing in unison.
It's such a sight, you have to join in.
c70db2 No.2165701
>>2165692
That's actually repulsive
617e20 No.2165703
> Jews in 1936 should join olympic games
Sorry, but no
9f883a No.2165704
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>>2165701
That's the internet for you.
>>2165702
And he was IRREPRESABLE
e8c820 No.2165705
>>2165704
na its all good. no hands no feet see,
9f883a No.2165706
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>>2165705
>>2165705
No eyes, no ears, no nose, no mouth, no body, nobody, no shape, no shape~
fa5af5 No.2165707
...dont we already have enough earth babies in this forum?
e8c820 No.2165708
>>2165706
yu mackin fun ov mu baby mate?
9f883a No.2165710
>>2165705
So how are you, Earthbaby?
Welcome to No Man's Land. The Leather Club.
>>2165708
No, you just reminded me of this banging tune from fighting games.
9f883a No.2165712
>>2165709
Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.
fa5af5 No.2165713
e8c820 No.2165714
sama, tell me daughter does well, pic is real face
9f883a No.2165715
>>2165713
Hey Sama, you're on the coolest posters I get on with.
Tell me, anything interesting hailing from your life?
I'm getting my mum to shitpost with me on Friday.
e8c820 No.2165716
>>2165713
she also jus turned 50 lol smh
fa5af5 No.2165717
well i mean... shes not retarded like you lot
...not even a pinch of autism
e8c820 No.2165718
>>2165717
you mackin foon of ma baby mate?
e8c820 No.2165719
wat the fuck was that thunder
fa5af5 No.2165720
>>2165715
something interesting huh...
hmm
i was gonna see some live outdoor music tonight but canceled those plans on account of a ridiculously high heat index.
fa5af5 No.2165721
>>2165718
why yes.... yes i am
9f883a No.2165722
>>2165720
It's fucking hot in England too.
Fuck this weather, it's making me sleepy.
fa5af5 No.2165723
>>2165722
nature bes creizi yo
fa5af5 No.2165724
its like july or something, tf is summer
9f883a No.2165725
>>2165723
Which is why we as stewards of Planet Earth gotta give a pimp slap to that bitch and make our position known, that we own this shit.
9f883a No.2165727
>>2165726
I'm gonna take this link and post it on my facebook. Hope you don't mind.
fa5af5 No.2165728
>>2165725
thats swell, but i think its gonna win the long game... we need another snowball earth for a few days
fa5af5 No.2165729
>>2165727
its yours my friend
fa5af5 No.2165731
9f883a No.2165732
>>2165728
Well, I need a winter coat if Winter is coming. All I got is a denim jacket.
And I took your shit, gave you a credit, wanted my circle know that 8chan is hot shit.
e8c820 No.2165733
i need a godamn quesa dilla, or chicken nugget to make babies tho
fa5af5 No.2165734
>>2165732
post profile so i can tell your friends what a badass you are
9f883a No.2165735
Stand back niggas, I'm doing alchemy, mixing rum with cider, hope it don't burn my stomach out.
9f883a No.2165736
>>2165734
How do I post my profile?
My name is Joshua Adam-Smith and I live in St.Helens. Hope you can find my profile that way.
fa5af5 No.2165738
>>2165736
lol i sent you a friend request
fa5af5 No.2165739
e8c820 No.2165740
>>2165733
i need to note i dont like taco bell
9f883a No.2165741
>>2165738
I didn't even know you used facebook.
fa5af5 No.2165742
who else wants in on this fucking badass facebook thing?
fa5af5 No.2165743
>>2165741
have like 10 accounts for various... purposes
fa5af5 No.2165744
bard... i know your lurking
you damn dirty lurker
9f883a No.2165745
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I'm drinking rum mixed with cider, let's make this a Brit Party since we're gonna win the world cup and all.
If you're here Bard, I dedicate this song to you. I'm after you. I want to say I'm sorry. I want to say that I like sharing porn, no matter the kinks.
fa5af5 No.2165746
also pls bring home a 12in spicy italian... whole grain flatbread
tryin watch my figure
9f883a No.2165747
>>2165746
I need to watch my cholesterol. So I need to be alcorexic. An alcoholic anorexic.
fa5af5 No.2165748
liquid diet... all the carbs you need are in the cocaine
9f883a No.2165749
>>2165748
Cocaine is just an expensive cup of coffee.
Do MDMA, it shuts off your need to eat and procreate.
e8c820 No.2165750
>>2165746
can i get one of them too : (
>>2165748
can i get uhhhhhhhhh ya, 1 marijuana and 1 cocaine, no fries
fa5af5 No.2165751
>>2165749
but like... i enjoy sex and food. what is life without these things
>>2165750
i got you fam
if bard ever ANSWERS MY FUCKING PING
e8c820 No.2165752
>>2165749
can i get 1 mdma with cheese
9f883a No.2165753
>>2165752
Sure, leave the house, go to your nearest farm and knock on a post on the entrance of the fence 3 times, a scrawny drug dealer will come to you and offer you poisons and herbs. For the love of god don't ask for 1P-LSD.
fa5af5 No.2165754
dude... scanner. im creeping you profile, dont mind me, just thought you should know
9f883a No.2165755
>>2165752
Plus, no one just asks for just 1 mdma, you need at least 3.
It's like having a party in your head, and everyone is invited.
9f883a No.2165756
>>2165751
The life I'm living currently. Which is shit. So drugs make everything better.
9f883a No.2165757
>>2165754
Creep all you want, I'd post my cock if I had a camera.
fa5af5 No.2165758
9f883a No.2165759
>>2165754
I deleted my profile a few months ago when I was in hospital. So you can't get all the juicy nonsense I used to have back in years past.
c70db2 No.2165760
fa5af5 No.2165761
/creep
>>2165759
i noticed... almost as void as mine lol
>>2165760
dont you get all smug on me dammit, you know you have one
9f883a No.2165762
>>2165760
It's for mums and sisters.
fa5af5 No.2165763
9f883a No.2165764
>>2165761
It was full of juicy shit, when I got drunk with my mates. There should be a lot of history but I decided it should be deleted.
My sister is like the opposite of me. She got a 1st in psychology, she's the golden child, I'm the black sheep who took all the drugs.
fa5af5 No.2165765
>>2165764
tell her sama said "ayy gurl"
and the wink and gun
fa5af5 No.2165766
feel free to add a popped collar and jerzey shore reference there if it suit you
fa5af5 No.2165767
shes e-famous now... post goes viral in 3...2....
9f883a No.2165768
fa5af5 No.2165769
>>2165768
lol relax i didnt actually do anything...
9f883a No.2165770
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>>2165769
Networking my son.
fa5af5 No.2165771
>>2165770
pls, call me papito
fa5af5 No.2165772
dude its so hot my tits are melting... and i dont have tits
fa5af5 No.2165773
what do you call it when the tits dont even register on the cup size? not an A cup... tho thatd be funny
hurry pls I need this for a facebook status update
fa5af5 No.2165775
nevermind... i have something that works well
9f883a No.2165776
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>>2165773
Sorry, I'm lost, I'm in an another universe. I'll hit you up when I get back.
fa5af5 No.2165777
>>2165774
tictacs?
raisins?
moar
982b19 No.2165778
>>2165777
Itty bitty titty committee. AAA cup, Cutting board, milk duds.
fa5af5 No.2165779
>>2165778
lol yes this is marvelous
9f883a No.2165781
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I'm drunk, this is me, well the best avatar I could come up with.
cc01ee No.2165782
>>2165778
You are the barman here?
Whiskey and some fries, pls.
fa5af5 No.2165783
fa5af5 No.2165785
9f883a No.2165786
>>2165783
Too much text for me right now.
9f883a No.2165787
fa5af5 No.2165788
>>2165786
duuude... its dos games tho
its badass
9f883a No.2165789
>>2165788
I'm too drunk for my own good, I gotta shitpost how I feel in the moment. I'm ruined. Let's go and ruin some cunts shit.
fa5af5 No.2165790
>that feel when blasting nazis in wolfenstein 1 on a windows 98 machine
e8c820 No.2165791
five nights at freddys markeplier now live
fa5af5 No.2165792
>>2165789
meh... bout to make foods
maybe later
fa5af5 No.2165793
k nigas im out... back a little later
9f883a No.2165794
>>2165793
I'll await your return. We are the only branch of congress we have.
9f883a No.2165796
>>2165795
There is no music.
c70db2 No.2165798
>>2165761
I don't have one though
>>2165762
Of which I am neither
>>2165780
Rude as fuck
9f883a No.2165800
982b19 No.2165801
>>2165782
Knob Creek.
We don't serve fries.
cf677f No.2165802
>>2165801
Knob Creek ain't so bad. I'd prefer Powers or perhaps Tullamure Dew?
Also, no fries? Do you even serve burgers, my friend?
c70db2 No.2165805
>>2165803
Why did you buy an Anya one though
982b19 No.2165806
>>2165802
tracer says he has both Powers & Tullamure Dew
"if you wanted an Irish Whiskey you shoulda specified "
cf677f No.2165807
>>2165806
I'm not that brazil anon, but I just enjoy a good Irish whiskey. Tell him 'Slainte'
e8c820 No.2165809
>...Sands of time in rewind. Blue sand sips the soul. Lead to a temporary gap of the darker day....
982b19 No.2165810
>>2165807
sorry that was my fault, i was reading your post aloud to him
ac2973 No.2165811
Its the 4th of July in Australia.
Happy being not Australia day!
a8128d No.2165813
>>2165811
that's every day for me
982b19 No.2165814
>>2165811
people have been shooting fireworks early the last couple days here already ;w;
a8128d No.2165815
>>2165814
it's been going on all month here
cf677f No.2165816
>>2165812
That is an MtF and I can tell.
3b6b65 No.2165817
>>2165816
crazy. i wonder if they hrt. i wonder if you can cum like that using hrt.
a8128d No.2165818
>>2165816
that was disgusting
cf677f No.2165819
>>2165817
These are the questions I don't actually want to know the answers to.
>>2165818
I can't argue against this.
Not even going to lie, our current technology as far as sex change surgeries go needs a LOT of advancement.
1495e8 No.2165820
I'm exhaustioned but I can't sleep
a8128d No.2165821
>>2165819
yes it does
There are currently too many problems with it
cf677f No.2165823
>>2165821
Why'd you change your name again?
a8128d No.2165825
>>2165823
I don't want people calling me elizabeth
>>2165824
*pet pet*
why do you wanna sleep so early?
cf677f No.2165826
>>2165825
Is that so, Eliz-
Yeah, I wouldn't call you that. It doesn't fit. Now lizzie, on the other hand.....
a8128d No.2165827
>>2165826
lizzy sounds like lizard
cf677f No.2165829
>>2165827
Wait now. What is wrong with lizards? I quite like lizards.
a8128d No.2165830
>>2165829
nothing
but i dun wanna be a lizard either
cf677f No.2165831
>>2165830
Do you want to be something other than Neko?
bb0fe0 No.2165832
>>2165826
"Lizzie" is the same name this...thing goes as. I wouldn't insult lil Tyrone by calling him that.
e8c820 No.2165834
>>2165833
How about, Lochlynn?
cf677f No.2165835
>>2165832
The left tit is passable, until you look at the right.
>>2165833
What kinda name do are ya looking for?
a8128d No.2165836
>>2165835
I'm not really sure
something cat related usually
bb0fe0 No.2165837
Just add an "a" to his name.
e8c820 No.2165838
>>2165836
name yourself Macaroni Hat and lets fkin go
e8c820 No.2165839
>>2165838
names dont matter i mean
cf677f No.2165843
>>2165841
fia-chat.
Irish Gaelic. For Cat. Well, undomesticated cat.
a8128d No.2165844
>>2165842
i don't get it
>>2165843
sounds kinda cute but i dunno
bb0fe0 No.2165845
>>2165844
I'm sure you've heard of the stupid "black cat of ill omen" things.
That's the origin of it.
cf677f No.2165846
>>2165844
Just be prepared to be called Fia though.
Anywho, I am going to pass out now. I've had enough of my ass chewed today. Time to go to sleep. Be safe, my friend.
a8128d No.2165847
>>2165845
no i have never heard of that
>>2165846
stop letting people eat your ass then
nini <3
e8c820 No.2165848
>>2165847
Lochlynn. The name is Lochlynn.
Its a boys and a girls name.
bb0fe0 No.2165850
Has Boxxy killed himself yet?
e8c820 No.2165852
>>2165850
iuno... seems sketchy....
bb0fe0 No.2165854
>>2165851
It's always looked like an emo tranny.
a8128d No.2165855
getting my hair out takes forever
a8128d No.2165856
>>2165854
I can't detect it in her voice
bb0fe0 No.2165857
>>2165856
I don't think it's actually a tranny but it kind of looks like one.
a8128d No.2165858
>>2165857
maybe you just need to get over your obsession with trannies
bb0fe0 No.2165860
>>2165858
Zyklon-B for the LGBT.
a8128d No.2165861
>>2165860
You're just being tsundere
a8128d No.2165862
did the thread take it too?
e8c820 No.2165863
>>2165862
its getting late. my thoughts are starting to conclude
a8128d No.2165865
39c7b1 No.2165868
39c7b1 No.2165869
what are you doing here tonight Fool
bb0fe0 No.2165872
ac2973 No.2165875
>>2165873
The Australian.
Are you a god of war?
>>2165874
/bop
ac2973 No.2165878
>>2165876
A god of war with a new point of view?
>>2165877
Had day off, went out with mother and a very old mother of a family friend.
Am home now and chills begin.
Hows cato been?
75e2d2 No.2165879
>>2165878
I took the day off!
and I did jack shit.
ac2973 No.2165880
>>2165879
Haha, what shit did you do tho
75e2d2 No.2165881
>>2165880
I have been on ffxiv all day
sat down at 2 and haven't gotten up in 10 hours.
ac2973 No.2165882
>>2165881
hahaha, nice
Ive never played it
bb0fe0 No.2165883
>>2165881
That genuinely sounds depressing.
75e2d2 No.2165884
>>2165882
it aint a good thing
>>2165883
kinda is, tbh
ac2973 No.2165885
>>2165884
I'm afraid to try WoW, for sake of my sanity
617e20 No.2165887
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617e20 No.2165890
Happy birthday to murricans
617e20 No.2165892
fa5af5 No.2165893
you sure got a purty mouth boy...
fa5af5 No.2165894
squeal fer me
SQUEAL LIKE A PIG
617e20 No.2165896
I don't speak redneck, sorry
fa5af5 No.2165897
i know...i blame the uke inbreeding
fa5af5 No.2165899
a8128d No.2165900
fa5af5 No.2165901
617e20 No.2165902
I almost made a swastic from disc
fa5af5 No.2165903
welll hurry up, before ze germans get here
68f522 No.2165904
fa5af5 No.2165905
>>2165904
*slips catnip in your drink
68f522 No.2165906
>>2165905
I'm immune to rape
fa5af5 No.2165907
its fun to pretend, isnt it
56d373 No.2165908
it's not fun to pretend after being raped
5de7ad No.2165909
Pretending it never happened
617e20 No.2165910
>>2165908
Are you was raped?
56d373 No.2165911
>>2165910
most certainly not
fa5af5 No.2165912
he was probably asking for it...
617e20 No.2165913
>>2165912
You know what to do
56d373 No.2165914
I may have claimed that I have wished to be raped before, but it has never happened
5de7ad No.2165915
>>2165914
I thought you said you weren't gay
fa5af5 No.2165916
56d373 No.2165917
>>2165915
I wish to be raped by a woman
a8128d No.2165920
>>2165918
Oh my
What the hell is she putting in his mouth
56d373 No.2165921
>>2165919
no it's completely possible, I just have yet to find someone who'll do it
>>2165920
that is a firearm
a8128d No.2165922
>>2165921
that's a weird looking firearm
a75c01 No.2165923
a8128d No.2165924
>>2165923
I only have bad ones sorry
a75c01 No.2165925
>>2165924
Story of my life m8
56d373 No.2165926
>>2165922
it's a drawing at the end of the day
but it looks fine to me, I don't see what's wrong with it, though that probably isn't the most sensible way to hold it
a8128d No.2165927
>>2165925
why are you in germany
>>2165926
how do you shoot it like that?
a75c01 No.2165928
>>2165927
I went to pick up Ikt but I missed
56d373 No.2165929
>>2165927
well I was about to say you pull the trigger but I can't see one
so yes you were right that's a very dysfunctional firearm indeed
a8128d No.2165930
>>2165928
what a horrible mistake
>>2165929
I wonder if there is really a weapon like that
a75c01 No.2165931
>>2165930
Idk why this airport wifi is german tbh
56d373 No.2165932
>>2165930
maybe the VC made one
they made those bullets that backfired, seems reasonable enough they'd make weapons that didn't fire at all
dde722 No.2165934
Happy Treason day, Colonial Twats
56d373 No.2165936
a8128d No.2165937
>>2165934
what do you guys do on this day
>>2165936
I can't find anything like it on google
kinda reminds me of those home made shot guns that are just a pipe and a firing pin
56d373 No.2165938
>>2165937
turns out it was actually the US and not the VC that did it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Eldest_Son
a8128d No.2165939
>>2165938
oh
how embarrassing
56d373 No.2165940
>>2165939
in my defence it was the VC who used the pit spikes and the venomous snakes and all that so I think it's an understandable mistake
56d373 No.2165941
I leave for now
I'll be back in an hour or two, need to get some food
a8128d No.2165942
>>2165940
that sounds like a truly awful fate
fa5af5 No.2165943
>be 'murica July 4 1776
>sorry brits we breaking up with you
>its not you its me
>brits face when
a8128d No.2165944
>>2165943
they are taking it pretty hard
fa5af5 No.2165945
>>2165944
they still sad they cant get that tight booty no more
a8128d No.2165946
>>2165945
America's booty is loose and thoroughly used.
fa5af5 No.2165947
meanwhile 'murica became the slutty stepdaughter and had lovechilds with the french and spanish
a7aef8 No.2165948
>>2165942
yes it was quite horrible, but I'd imagine being killed never is particularly enjoyable
save for maybe the days when we'd stand in lines and take it in turns shooting volley guns at each other
a8128d No.2165949
>>2165948
why would you do such a thing?
a7aef8 No.2165950
>>2165949
I'm not quite sure, perhaps it had something to do with ideals of honour and dignity
a7aef8 No.2165951
Still, old habits do (literally) die hard, as it take people much longer than it should have during WW1 to understand that slowly walking out of a trench and towards an enemy machine gun emplacement was not the best idea
In one regard that was a good improvement but then after that war came the second world war and cold war, both of which saw large numbers of guerilla fighters who do unsavoury things like spike pits and
a8128d No.2165952
>>2165950
killing each other doesn't seem very honorable
a7aef8 No.2165953
that was meant to end with 'and the like' but I realised I'd said like already and forgot to delete the and, ignore that
a7aef8 No.2165954
>>2165952
I guess you and I must see things differently
Perhaps maybe not a good thing to do in the grand scheme of things, I would say it's honourable to stand by what you believe in and fight to the death for it, at any cost
For the homeland/empire, tenno heika banzai, etc.
a8128d No.2165955
>>2165954
>>2165954
do you have something worth losing your life over?
a7aef8 No.2165956
>>2165955
not as it stands now
still, I'm not unopposed to joining the armed forces if I feel I must (i.e. my economic situation becomes a fuck), even if it means fighting for something I don't wholly agree in
a8128d No.2165957
>>2165956
That's quite different than what you said before
a7aef8 No.2165958
>>2165957
well I can't recall saying anything that'd contradict this
I believe myself to be incapable for serving in the military, but then again they make the training so that even a mental patient like me can get through
a8128d No.2165959
>>2165958
>>2165958
fighting for what you believe and fighting for what you don't believe
300737 No.2165960
>>2165959
I'd like to fight for what I do believe
however I would not refuse to fight for something I don't believe in, if it meant fighting for my country
617e20 No.2165961
300737 No.2165962
but at the end of the day all of this would require me to go outside multiple days in a row
a8128d No.2165966
>>2165960
I am conflicted
I don't wanna fight
but protecting my home is also important
300737 No.2165967
>>2165966
I mean I've never actually gotten in a fight so who knows how well I'd fare
probably very poorly, maybe I should lay off the vidya games
9b1782 No.2165968
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a8128d No.2165970
>>2165967
You will with that attitude
>>2165969
I wouldn't advise that.
9b1782 No.2165971
617e20 No.2165972
b5b36b No.2165973
>>2165968
What's crackilackin booty smackin'?
a8128d No.2165974
>>2165971
you might get hurt
9b1782 No.2165975
>>2165973
I can't FUCKING sleep
ree
you?
9b1782 No.2165976
>>2165974
not if I beat you up, nerd
a8128d No.2165977
>>2165976
That will never happen though.
9b1782 No.2165978
>>2165977
ur a feg, you don't scare me
b5b36b No.2165979
>>2165975
I just woke up. Surprised I made it home last night tbh
a8128d No.2165980
>>2165978
I don't need to scare you
9b1782 No.2165981
982b19 No.2165982
rainy weather is good for sleeps =w=
b5b36b No.2165983
>>2165981
July 4th at 2am + alcohol and 50 minutes of backroads.
yeahhhhhh
9b1782 No.2165984
it's raining here and *I* can't sleep
must be lies
a8128d No.2165985
they were lighting fireworks all day during the week and now it's the 4th and I haven't heard a single one all day
9b1782 No.2165986
>>2165983
rippms
hungover, then?
982b19 No.2165987
>>2165984
well that's cause you're on the computer~
b5b36b No.2165988
>>2165986
a bit.
I must've stopped at mcdonalds last night cause there were mcdouble wrappers strewn about my room this morning lmao
b5b36b No.2165989
I wish I wasn't depressed
9b1782 No.2165990
>>2165987
I WASN'T when I was trying to sleep you dork
>>2165988
Based drunk mcdonalds I guess
9b1782 No.2165991
>>2165980
but you're trying to do that right now
a8128d No.2165992
>>2165989
Drinking a lot does that
>>2165991
I was just giving you a warning
982b19 No.2165993
>>2165989
:(
exercise helps, and making positive changes
if not might need therapist or meds
sorry friend nobody deserves to be depresserino
>>2165990
i tease
I've been sleeping great since I realized the temperature being too high was making it hard to fall asleep
9b1782 No.2165994
>>2165992
Warnings are meant to scare
>>2165993
I'll fukken tease you in a second kiddo
yeah, fuck the heat
a8128d No.2165995
>>2165994
They are meant to keep you safe.
b5b36b No.2165996
>>2165990
lol drunk maddie fucking LOVES mc doubles lol
>>2165992
Yeah, true. It's my escape from le shitty home lifeTM. I'd rather be at work or the bar.
>>2165993
Thanks, captain obvious lol
I do. I'm just waiting for it to be too much ;^)
a8128d No.2165997
>>2165996
It's fun when you can enjoy it
but sometimes it just makes me really sick
what's wrong at home?
9b1782 No.2165998
>>2165995
Or they're meant to keep *you* safe, through scare tactics.
I see through your lies
a8128d No.2166000
>>2165998
That isn't true
I'm not scared of you.
b5b36b No.2166001
>>2165997
idk being here probably. I gotta find an apartment.
982b19 No.2166002
>>2165994
go ahead big boy~
try to position a fan on you or something :c
>>2165996
well I hope it works out for you .-.
b5b36b No.2166003
>>2166002
It just takes a quick jerk of a steering wheel, Nezi.
617e20 No.2166004
b5b36b No.2166005
I promised myself I'd pay off my car before doing that though.
9b1782 No.2166006
>>2165999
literally WHO
>>2166000
sure thing, scaredy cat
>>2166002
I saw you post on /gif/
it's midwinter here; I meant in general
9b1782 No.2166007
>"It just takes a quick jerk... Nezi"
b5b36b No.2166008
a8128d No.2166009
>>2166001
Here?
You move around a lot. where will you go next?
>>2166006
I'm not a scaredy cat!
9b1782 No.2166010
>>2165996
>drunk [human] fucking LOVE [bad, fatty food]
well yeah
though a good pizza is my drunk-posion, tbh
982b19 No.2166011
>>2166003
:\
don't hurt somebody else if you end up going through with it...but please don't
>>2166006
first guero, now you
god damn everybody lurking chastity threads
300737 No.2166012
>>2165970
wow I guess I can't
if WW3 comes I won't even have to be a draft dodger, my 'tism will prevent me from having to do anything
neato
a8128d No.2166013
>>2166012
Could you lie about it?
9b1782 No.2166014
>>2166009
you're a cat, so close enough
>>2166011
maybe you shouldn't post with name and trip in fetish threads, fag
982b19 No.2166016
>>2166014
chastity is hot tho
b5b36b No.2166017
>>2166009
Do I?
idk probably my home town. there's some nice complexes afaik.
>>2166010
yeah I suppose that's pretty standard isn't it?
pizza is love.
>>2166011
I'm not trying to fuck up anyone else so I'm prolly gonna aim for a fat tree.
300737 No.2166018
>>2166013
I don't know, are they ever going to ask me how confident I am about passing the testing
300737 No.2166019
I don't have actual tism, I got checked
982b19 No.2166020
>>2166017
well see if you can get some help first before you do that please<3
i believe in you
b5b36b No.2166021
>>2166020
Nah I was taught to not ask for help and be seen and not heard.
9b1782 No.2166022
>>2166016
Geez, what a slut.
>>2166017
It helps that there's a pizza place near here that's normally kinda mediocre, too rich and too much cheese, but in a way that just makes it literally perfect while drunk.
982b19 No.2166023
>>2166021
asking for help seems hard until you start doing it
then it's just "hey fam please fix me"
a8128d No.2166024
>>2166014
Not a scaredy one!
>>2166016
what's this about
>>2166017
I dunno seems like it
you just moved i thought
where is your hometown?
>>2166018
I dunno how it works over there
300737 No.2166025
>>2166024
I don't either
you know what happens if I fail the mental health test
will that impair my ability to get jobs in other fields because they think I'm a crazy man
9b1782 No.2166026
>>2166024
The most scaredy one.
>what's this about
Nezi posted with his trip on in a chastity thread.
Keen interest there though~
b5b36b No.2166027
>>2166022
ooh my regular bar is also my pizza place so it all works out. They have salads and subs and pasta and pizza and all sorts of stuff.
>>2166023
Yeah, but that's not anyone else's problem. Doesn't seem fair to them.
>>2166024
Nah, I've been here for a year, then the 3 places before this were just different places in the same town. idk I get stir crazy if I'm in one place too long it's just that my monthly rent here is super cheap so idk what to do.
3b6b65 No.2166028
>>2166015
>>2166021
help your friends and let them help you
982b19 No.2166029
>>2166024
what do you mean?
>>2166022
i just wanna look cute~
plus the concept is fun, having someone hold your key and control your release~
keeping you locked up like a good slut
b5b36b No.2166031
>>2166028
Lately, that never turns out good.
I think it's just this last boy situation has me all fucked up tbh
982b19 No.2166032
>>2166027
if they don't wanna help they'll say so
but i think a good portion of people would wanna help if you let them
just asking doesn't hurt anything
it's up to you though~
a8128d No.2166033
>>2166025
It all comes down to what you really want
>>2166026
How embarrassing
chastity is pretty hot tho
>>2166027
If you feel like you should get outta there than you probably should. if you think you can afford it that is
>>2166029
I got my answer
let's see the thread
9b1782 No.2166034
>>2166029
I just find cute fegs wanting people to be cruel to them hot as fuck, and what better way than denying them pleasure~
>>2166033
Why am I not surprised *you*'d say that.
b5b36b No.2166035
>>2166032
okay, but like what am I supposed to ask?
I've literally never asked for help before. Maybe it's pride or stubbornness but usually I just tough it out until I figure it out on my own.
9b1782 No.2166036
Actually I finally scrolled down more in that thread, the fuck's with the autism that overtook it
Like god damn that is one dedicated retard.
b5b36b No.2166037
>>2166033
I'm at least giving it until my plants fruit. That way I have time to save up a bit and won't have to put everything on my credit cards.
300737 No.2166038
>>2166033
well it depends if you're asking what I *really* want or what it is I wish to achieve that is realistically possible
wouldn't mind just living like this for the rest of my life but I know that isn't going to happen
982b19 No.2166039
>>2166033
it's literally just a thread on chastity and I made a comment that had nothing to do with chastity
ur welcome
>>2166034
bully me senpai
>>2166035
yeah I used to do that too
now I let people know when I'm depressed or whatever
that's up to you
just talking about stuff that bothers you can help
b5b36b No.2166040
>>2166039
I tell coworkers when it gets really bad sometimes but they think I'm joking.
Which is kinda fucked up now that I think about it.
b5b36b No.2166041
oh sidenote: my swiss chard, lettuce and spinach sprouted ^^
9b1782 No.2166042
a8128d No.2166043
>>2166034
no one should be
>>2166037
how much longer do you got?
are they getting big?
>>2166038
why won't that happen?
b5b36b No.2166044
>>2166043
I have tomato flower buds rn on the big plant so that'll be another few weeks. My peppers were starting to flower too but I pinched them off and topped the plants cause they were only like 7 inches tall.
I kind of want another grow light too cause my footprint has grown a bit with the 5 gallon buckets, but this is what we have as of yesterday
>
300737 No.2166045
>>2166043
because I need to pay for things with money and I won't be getting that money without a job
9b1782 No.2166046
>>2166039
You say that like I wouldn't.
>>2166043
They SHOULD be, get some damn decency.
982b19 No.2166047
>>2166040
well that's because most people separate work and personal life, so they don't expect other people to be serious and tell you real shit like that
you'd have to specify that it's not a joke
b5b36b No.2166048
>>2166047
idk it gets really personal in the kitchen. Baby mama drama, sexcapades, "shit my house is leaking," all sorts of stuff.
3b6b65 No.2166049
>>2166031
maybe some people you are around are crazy and you are better than them?
b5b36b No.2166050
my favorite is the "back in prison" stories lol
b5b36b No.2166051
>>2166049
I'd like to think so but the whole tranny part kind of negates that theory.
b5b36b No.2166052
i'm kind of over being psychologically and emotionally abused tho
b5b36b No.2166053
Nezi are you around for a while? I want to go get some food but also want to talk to you.
e8c820 No.2166054
>>2166044
o dam nice. ya invest invest...
3b6b65 No.2166055
>>2166051
probably only if you want it to. i know a flaming gay black dude that is cooler and nicer than 99% of the white fucks around here. weird as it is at first meeting him even
b5b36b No.2166056
>>2166054
I just want a food forest in my room for healthy snacks .///.
>>2166055
Yeah, I mean I def. have it more together than most people I know, so there's that.
something something never judge a book by its cover~
a8128d No.2166057
>>2166044
It's important to make sure all the good parts of the plant is getting enough light or they will not grow as much as the parts that are
but good lights are super expensive
>>2166045
I thought you were saying you were okay with staying like this currently not when you get found out for tisms in the military
>>2166046
Decency is for pussies.
9b1782 No.2166058
>>2166057
sounds apt, then~
a8128d No.2166059
>>2166058
I know how to behave myself.
3b6b65 No.2166060
>>2166056
yeah exactly. and when judging people, youll find plenty not to like. they will too. i think Abraham lincoln warned about that.
e8c820 No.2166062
>>2166059
Your a bad girl ... or guy... Do not tell lies. i know a thing or two about lies hehe.
a8128d No.2166063
300737 No.2166065
>>2166057
I'm ok with staying like this in the short term, but I need to do something eventually, even if that means joining the military and being IED fodder for the IDF
I don't know what really does happen after that
do they make a record of me being a tard or what
b5b36b No.2166066
>>2166057
idk I'm liking this led one a lot so I might just get another one and daisy chain them since they have that option. p cool if you ask me.
>>2166060
idk I just avoid all people equally cause I've been burned too many times lol
e8c820 No.2166067
3b6b65 No.2166068
>>2166066
yeah. even friends. they can be asses too. sometimes heartless.
a8128d No.2166069
>>2166065
It probably wouldn't be good if you were found out.
>>2166066
Kinda looks like the one I have
Does it change colors?
b5b36b No.2166070
>>2166068
story of my life.
>>2166069
I think you said it's the same one you got. Change colors? There's a veg switch and a flower switch if that's what you mean.
e8c820 No.2166071
Im gona jus play vidya today.
b5b36b No.2166072
>>2166071
who even are you
e8c820 No.2166073
>>2166072
Im the last rainbow. Im the piece to a larger puzzle.
b5b36b No.2166074
>>2166073
ok but who were you before?
e8c820 No.2166075
>>2166074
can i tell yous tomorrow..?.i wana keep today it a secret
a8128d No.2166076
>>2166070
it looks like mine but mine has a variety of colors and settings for some reason
It doesn't cover much room tho we were supposed to get two but we didn't have enough so we got a different one.
300737 No.2166077
>>2166069
I imagine they view my medical record beforehand, and taking into account my shaky hands (drop things all the time and also use the wrong amount of force for things like doors a lot), proneness to sickness, sleeping problems, constant unsettledness and probably a bunch of other stuff I can't think of right now wouldn't get me far
b5b36b No.2166078
>>2166076
ooh this one was only $140.
a8128d No.2166079
>>2166077
If you aren't confident in your abilities to do the tasks they set for you then perhaps it's not for you.
>>2166078
>only $140
That's a lot tho..
300737 No.2166080
>>2166079
what am I supposed to do then
I'd rather not be the homeless guy that goes around shouting at buildings all day if I can help it
b5b36b No.2166081
>>2166079
uhh not really but I guess that's relative.
a8128d No.2166082
>>2166080
I've seen drooling retards pushing carts at walmart and earning money so I don't see why you shouldn't be able to.
b5b36b No.2166084
lol drooling retards having disposable incomes freaks me out
b5b36b No.2166085
I wonder if their keepers take most of it like retard pimps
300737 No.2166086
>>2166082
I wish to live comfortably
i.e. able to afford all the luxuries I have at the moment
300737 No.2166087
that is able to afford 3 meals a day, running water and electricity, and a partially usable internet connection
b5b36b No.2166088
>>2166087
So get a job dude.
Internet's only like 100/mo electricity is dirt and food is like 10/ meal
a8128d No.2166089
>>2166086
Then you better start lookin'
>>2166085
>retard pimps
what an awful mental image
b5b36b No.2166090
>>2166089
Yeah I started laughing uncontrollably for a second there.
300737 No.2166091
I'm trying to do some maths here with min. wage and average hours worked and everything but it's too fucking much
maybe I really should just walk into a supermarket and give the manager a firm handshake
b5b36b No.2166092
Like the pimp isn't retarded, that's just his product.
b5b36b No.2166093
>>2166091
Minimum wage is greater than zero.
Although, at least where I am, you need 2.5 minimum wage full time jobs for survival.
So the point is don't work for minimum wage, unless you have to.
a8128d No.2166094
>>2166091
Minimum wage is absolutely the worst
I'm sick of retards trying to raise it every year too.
b5b36b No.2166095
>>2166094
It's been 7.25 here for the last 25 years I think
e8c820 No.2166096
im cravin some that horseradish dip i hope they hav it today at work.
b5b36b No.2166097
>>2166096
The bar cheese one? so good with honey braid pretzels.
a8128d No.2166098
>>2166095
it's been slowly going up every year
It was like 9.10 or something like that last i knew
1a649c No.2166099
e8c820 No.2166100
>>2166097
iuno. i think its jus horseradish mixed with sourcream.... yea pretzels r good with it.... i dip everything in it its like drugs.
b5b36b No.2166102
>>2166098
why is that a bad thing tho?
Get an adjustment to your pay in relation to the min going up, dummy.
>>2166100
hmm not a huge fan of sour cream. [insert joke here]
the one I'm thinking of is like a cheddar horseradish it's so good.
b5b36b No.2166103
a8128d No.2166105
>>2166102
yes but you're still making the minimum and everything else just goes up according to the raise.
A lot of the people who work minimum wage rely on these raises and don't try do find something better.
At least that's how it is here from what I've seen.
b5b36b No.2166106
>>2166105
Don't make minimum. Get a raise or a better job.
You can look for a job while you have a job. I don't know why people don't understand this lol
9f883a No.2166107
Back from Liverpool to see my friend Taneem, he's in a bad way. Nigga lost his job. I don't know how he's gonna fare in a few days so I might have to distance myself from him, he'll probably ask me for money. I feel for the dumb cunt but he should've paid more attention in University and not fail his exams.
I'm sweating cobs. It's fucking hot out there.
b5b36b No.2166109
>>2166107
You guys getting a heat wave there too? This shit is brutal. Being at work in the kitchen feels wayyyy better than how it is outside it's like wtf
b5b36b No.2166110
>>2166108
oh hi you're back
a8128d No.2166111
>>2166106
There is usually some wigger or an old ass black person trying to get me to sign those petitions. I just wanna take them and rip them up.
9f883a No.2166112
>>2166109
Jesus christ. I hate hot weather. It just drains the life out of me. Makes a hangover 10x worse too.
Didn't have much to talk about really with my mate, just about how fucked his life is.
I had to duck out early because he was making everything awkward. Plus I missed my shitposting, poor bastard only has a television with one channel on it to keep himself occupied.
dab904 No.2166113
>>2166110
not for long, leaving in a few mins to see a movie with one of my dad's friends
then maybe bbq at friend's gf's place
busy day
I'll barely have any time to pack for my AX flight in the morning lol
b5b36b No.2166114
>>2166111
I still don't understand your issue with it. A lot of your posts were ambiguous.
Also check out this cell I just did for my spreadsheets now that I've been getting overtime.
=IF(SUM(G10:G16)>40,640+(G17-40)*24,G17*16)
I forgot how much I like Excel lol
>>2166112
omg the hangovers. It's just extra dehydration and it hurts so bad.
rip your friend :(
>>2166113
ooh okay
have fun^^
a8128d No.2166115
>>2166114
Just promotes a lazy way of thinking
The people I've met at jobs like that have been there their whole lives and don't try to better themselves at all. All while complaining about how shitty their job is constantly every day.
idk maybe these interactions just made me a little biased
A cell? What does all this mean?
b5b36b No.2166116
>>2166115
It's in a spreadsheets program :p
idk I kinda complain that I hate my job but I secretly like all the people there at least. I'm trapped there by pay tho if I were to go someplace else it would be a pay cut and homie don't play dat.
a8128d No.2166117
>>2166116
Idk what these mean tho
do you make a lot for where you are? you said min wage was like 7.25 or something like that
b5b36b No.2166118
>>2166117
oh that line was part of my paycheck estimator regarding overtime. It's pretty spot on.
I make $16.
cf677f No.2166119
Minimum wage here is 10.50 and I think it is going to 11 next year. Shit sucks. I'm sorry, but nobody flipping burgers needs to be making that much. There is a reason work and pay should be linked with merit.
I'm glad my job promotes and gives raises based on merit. The good raise while the bad linger and drown.
b5b36b No.2166120
I don't flip burgers I fry shit ;^)
a8128d No.2166121
>>2166118
That's more than twice as much
how did that happen?
>>2166119
This is exactly my point.
982b19 No.2166122
>>2166113
Every day is busy when you start it at noon.
b5b36b No.2166123
>>2166121
I played the game.
I'm not even management lol
cf677f No.2166124
It wasn't meant to be a jab at you. Sorry.
It is just that I am tired of everybody wanting bumps in pay for doing easy, menial work.
>>2166121
Glad we agree, Neko.
9f883a No.2166125
>>2166114
Yep may he rest in piss.
Smoked weed with him. I don't know what more to say about him really.
b5b36b No.2166126
>>2166124
Yeah, don't get me wrong I see like paramedics and nurses come into my work and it's kind of fucked up I make as much or maybe more than some of them for what I'm doing.
a8128d No.2166127
>>2166123
How lewd maddie..
>>2166124
how's your day goin?
b5b36b No.2166128
and everyone wants free hand outs yeah. like this young kid I work with is SO FUCKIGN LAZY like literally sprawls out leaning on shit and never fills anything or nothing extra and he asks to go home early all the time and he says the other day "hmm I wonder when I get my raise" like wut
b5b36b No.2166129
>>2166127
no you idiot I busted my ass and got experience getting my ass kicked in other kitchens and am always early and fill in shifts for when all the drama happens etc. I literally helped rebuild that place during the renovation
cf677f No.2166130
>>2166126
Yup. Our public servants that actually put their life and limb on the line to protect and save us should be making more than a kid at a drive-thru taking orders. Those jobs are there to get people into the work force. Not to stay and live on.
>>2166127
Pretty good, actually. Easy day, all things considered. All my boys are done and home, and I just got home myself. Time to get drunk. You?
b5b36b No.2166131
>>2166130
lol maybe they picked the wrong industry ;p
a8128d No.2166132
>>2166129
That definitely sounds deserving of quite a few raises. when's the next one coming?
>>2166130
All your boys?
I dunno if I wanna drink today
might be heading to my grandfather's tonight to let off some fire works.
cf677f No.2166133
>>2166131
It's not even that. There are paths for advancement in almost any industry. These kids need to step up and take them. Not just sit at the grunt level of a company and bitch and moan. And if that is your plan, be a grunt at a decent company that pays well and isn't so shitty, like a fucking Frito Lay vendor or something.
There are places where these kids can go and work and get paid well. The problem is they don't want to work. They don't want to put in the effort. They don't want to sweat. They want to get paid for standing there. On their phone. Facebooking, or on the twitter.
>>2166132
I'm a low level supervisor at my company now. I have 19 guys under me and my partner. Today we had more like 40 though, which made the day easier.
Oh you couldn't pay me not to drink today. I bought a 6-pack of an expensive Stone Russian Imperial Stout, and a cheap 6-pack of a Kona IPA.
a8128d No.2166134
>>2166133
If I could pay you not to drink I would probably just get my own.
I don't think I've heard of any of those before.
cf677f No.2166135
>>2166134
Well I am off the next two days. And saturday I am starting late. This is a mini vacation for me.
Yeah, the stone was like 16 bucks, the kona was about 8. I am hoping for greatness. If not I still got half a 30pk of cheap swill that is 6% abv.
Also I am saddened that you did not comment on the feet+cat pic
b5b36b No.2166136
>>2166132
Either after the busy summer season or after slow winter. I'm pretty much capped imo
>>2166133
No, exactly. It comes down to work ethic versus a baseline handout for starter jobs as you described them. But the federal minimum wage should at least be somewhat livable since that was the original intention by the Roosevelt administration. But because they wanna keep poor people poor and rich people rich, it will never happen and goes back to the work ethic of "kids these days"
imo
b5b36b No.2166137
1b6d3a No.2166138
a8128d No.2166139
>>2166135
What pic was that?
>>2166136
you don't think it will get better?
b5b36b No.2166140
>>2166139
There's 4 of us at this pay including the kitchen manager who has been there like 25 years and is a close friend of the owner, so...
yeah probably not but we'll see.
cf677f No.2166141
>>2166136
I think the minimum wage should be abolished completely. There are jobs out there that we could pay kids that are just getting into the market at like 12 or 16 or something that don't warrant minimum wage, but are worth it for the kid for some spending money. Things that are currently on the down low, like mowing lawns or shit. Not calling for child labor, but you know the kinda shit I mean. Jobs for kids in high school.
>>2166137
I know, aren't they the best? I need to seriously start up a folder for just alabaster goddesses.
>>2166139
>>2166130
a8128d No.2166142
>>2166140
I guess it all really depends on how much your business makes
>>2166141
I didn't even notice the kitty until now...
a8128d No.2166144
>>2166143
I promise you I am not a pervert!
b5b36b No.2166145
>>2166141
That still comes down to work ethic and community. I remember mowing neighborhood lawns in the summer just for some cash to get electronics or skateboards or whatever. Like if you want shit, work for it.
>>2166141
I need tattoos.
>>2166142
We have like 12000 dollar days in the summer. The drive thru line is consistently wrapped around the building. The owner has a Ford GT and some other ridiculous cars. He's making money.
1b6d3a No.2166147
I promise Neko is a huge pervert.
cf677f No.2166148
>>2166144
And I am a saint with naught but pure thoughts.
>>2166145
But the minimum wage makes all those kinda jobs under the table and illegal.
And yes. Everybody needs more tattoos. I approve.
a8128d No.2166149
>>2166145
Then I'm sure he might be able to afford 1 or 2 or 3 more raises probably.
>>2166146
>>2166147
Shut up faggots!
a8128d No.2166151
>>2166148
I dunno what i would get a tattoo of if I got one.
1b6d3a No.2166152
a8128d No.2166153
>>2166150
What's the recipe for 'hm"?
cf677f No.2166154
>>2166151
Probably something pervy, honestly. Maybe a pin-up?
982b19 No.2166156
>>2166153
Only one ingredient.
b5b36b No.2166159
>>2166148
what? i don't think so. It would be contracting.
>>2166149
I doubt I'll be able to get my next hourly goal here.
b5b36b No.2166161
I'd probably just pick up a PT gig at the hydro store or something I'm interested in tbh Neko. Maybe overnights a couple nights a week for that shift differential *shrugs*
a8128d No.2166162
>>2166159
Soon you will have to join the ranks of gordon ramsay and become a world renowned chef!
>>2166160
Of course it is
b5b36b No.2166164
>>2166162
Nah, real kitchen work is a LOT of work. That's why I went back to fast food lol 1/10th the work for more pay in my situation.
b5b36b No.2166165
Like, I started hating cooking at home cause of it
c70c6f No.2166166
Good evening Weebs. How have your days been, I had a hard time working the England Columbia match last night, tensions were a bit high. The one saving grace is that it was in my home city so no travel today.
a8128d No.2166167
>>2166163
I want it to be something significant and important to me
it will be on my body forever.
>>2166164
>>2166165
what?
How come it's a lot of work?
982b19 No.2166168
>>2166162
Not much else it could be.
c70db2 No.2166169
Is it really the same thread since last night
a8128d No.2166170
>>2166161
That would be kinda kick ass. Plus you could hone your growing skills in a place like that. especially if there's discounts and stuff
>>2166168
I thought there was something more to them.
c70c6f No.2166172
>>2166169
Your community is dying, entropy comes to everything eventually.
cf677f No.2166173
>>2166167
The nose-art of the Memphis Belle. The first American bomber crew to fly all 25 missions in the European Theater in WW2.
9f883a No.2166174
Oh shit Maddy, you just brought me back to when I was working as a kitchen porter. That shit was tough. Glad I was fired, now that I think about it.
c70db2 No.2166175
>>2166172
It's the 4th of July, so not altogether surprising the Americans aren't here
This also isn't my community, I'm fairly new
b5b36b No.2166176
>>2166167
ok, here's an example. Prep cooks dicked around on their shift so we're low on stock. Halfway through the shift you run out. Now you have to cook, plate, restock and prep all at the same time. You have no more room in your station. You get swamped on plating cause you need to make more room so now you're fucking up the to order burgers and your stirfrys are burning. Meanwhile the menu count is at 30 and another couple big parties show up. so and so was supposed to be getting in to help out for his late shift, but he's a junky so he didn't show and you needed that pico prepped like yesterday. Etc etc and it fucking never stops and then you run out of plates because the customers are out eating the dishwasher and now we're all fucked. No breaks, hot, a lot of yelling at you to cook things faster when things need the time they need. 12 hours of vietnam flashback fuel is not a fun time.
Yeah, I'll stick to fast food. I go in high af everyday and we meme and sing and joke in the kitchen and it's WAY more stressfree than a real restaurant for me.
b5b36b No.2166178
and i get paid like 30% more
9f883a No.2166179
>>2166176
Wow, that sounds like a nightmare. I didn't get much breaks either from washing an endless stream of dishes.
a8128d No.2166180
>>2166166
Tensions were high?
>>2166173
That's not significant or important to me in any way.
>>2166176
That is too much to take in at one time omg
dde722 No.2166181
dde722 No.2166182
b5b36b No.2166185
>>2166179
Yup.
>>2166180
That's just one example of my time there. I lasted like 6 months before having a meltdown. It was a similar shift every fucking night it was really bad.