9b1c27 No.2166177
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Suicide Hotline number is 1-800-273-8255 Edition
ee6318 No.2166183
I'm suicide. Call help.
>>2166180
What? Why not??
ee6318 No.2166187
>>2166184
Pleb.
You can get an outlaw biker gang tattoo.
28935c No.2166188
>>2166175
I forgot about that, the world cup has been completely dominating my life, I've scarcely had time to think about anything else.
Not my community either, though i know a guy who is familiar with a number a number of you. Where were you before here?
>>2166180
Well the game went to penalties, which meant the fans had more to drink. Which made them angrier than usual. The British taunted the Colombians quite a lot, which caused a fair bit of trouble.
9b1c27 No.2166189
Allowing that to go to nearly 500.
Made me want to do the necking.
9b1c27 No.2166190
>Colombians
Spic subhumans. South Americans are all filthy sewer creatures.
500b42 No.2166191
>>2166189
we were waiting for you
1fbc07 No.2166192
You can buy temporary trampstamps on eBay.
00c084 No.2166193
>>2166187
I don't think it's a good idea for me to get a biker gang tattoo.
>>2166188
were you scared?
>>2166189
If it ain't broke don't fix it
>>2166192
For what purpose
9b1c27 No.2166194
>>2166191
Well. When you say it like that. It makes it more acceptable. UvU
500b42 No.2166195
1fbc07 No.2166196
>>2166193
Well
I like looking like a whore
ee6318 No.2166197
>>2166193
I'm running out of ideas here then, bud.
9b1c27 No.2166198
>>2166195
What's poppin' streetcar racer?
00c084 No.2166199
>>2166196
How many temporary tramp stamps have you purchased so far?
>>2166197
This is why it's so hard to decide something good,
28935c No.2166200
>>2166190
>England
How is sharia law?
>>2166192
whats a trampstamp? is it a colloquial term?
>>2166193
A bit before and after, but when you're in the moment you don't have time to think. You have to focus, I got sucker punched a few days ago because I lost concentration. The rest of my team were a bit hard on the guy.
9b1c27 No.2166201
>>2166200
Standard as fuck mate.
2b11e0 No.2166202
>>2166188
I'm a 4chan waifufag
1fbc07 No.2166203
>>2166199
I buy one and keep it in my wallet until I hook up with someone and it gets used
So so far one.
500b42 No.2166205
>>2166198
nothing getting ready for work :(
I just got a good paycheck so I'm ordering my parts tonight actually. New brakes and my bumper maybe some headlights
28935c No.2166206
>>2166201
Inshallah
How is England, I've always wanted to visit but I'm not allowed?
>>2166202
I don't really know what that is, I haven't posted on 4chan for some time. I've never been in an anime thread before.
9b1c27 No.2166207
>>2166205
You have moved, haven't you?
Fast and Furious - Arizona Drift
Fast and Furious - Foxborough Drift
>Delete the unapplicable.
Good old work. Misery factory.
>>2166206
Why? Criminal record?
And, its decent enough. I can't really complain.
2b11e0 No.2166208
2b11e0 No.2166209
>>2166207
>Why? Criminal record?
He's Russian
9b1c27 No.2166210
>>2166209
I might be wrong, but I am sure just because he is Russian does not automatically bar him travel to the UK. He isn't one of Vladimyrovich's Cronies is he?
2b11e0 No.2166211
>>2166210
He's certainly not very welcome
9b1c27 No.2166212
>>2166211
Who are you to make that judgement, as a Canadian.
2b11e0 No.2166213
>>2166212
Someone who listens to the news?
9b1c27 No.2166214
Speaking as an ACTUAL British citizen I wouldn't and do not have issue with Russians. I work with a Russian. She always complains about how cold it is. Crazy.
9b1c27 No.2166215
SOMEONE WHO IS INDOCTRINATED BY CAPITALIST POISON MEDIA
lmao
2b11e0 No.2166216
9b1c27 No.2166217
You listen, and believe, the fucking Liberal Media, you fucking cuckhold.
28935c No.2166218
>>2166207
Yes I was part of a criminal group until three years ago, got caught a few times by the police. Realised I couldn't do it any more after the last time.
Do you live in the north or the south?
>>2166208
Looks quite boring
>>2166209
That's not very nice a vast majority of Russians are hard working law abiding people.
>>2166216
>You != the government;
ftfy
00c084 No.2166219
>>2166200
Like, they actually hit you?
2b11e0 No.2166220
>>2166218
It is
I'm also not saying anything about how much they work, only referencing the world news. What made you think I was talking about work ethic?
9b1c27 No.2166221
>>2166218
North. Ah, criminal record. Yeah that would make it nearly impossible. It is the ase with US citizens too, anyone really of a foreign nature with a record can't really come here.
9b1c27 No.2166222
I, for one, welcome our Muscovite allies. True comrades.
2b11e0 No.2166223
Who the fuck is Lino Chappell and why did they make a thread with a link and leave
00c084 No.2166224
>>2166223
what was the link
28935c No.2166225
>>2166219
People hit people all the time, especially when football is involved. He hit the bottom of my jaw, it hurt a lot.
By the way are you Kuro neko?
>>2166220
I'm not sure. I think it might be because you gave the reason for my criminal records as: He's Russian
>>2166221
Ah I've seen pictures of the lake distract from people in my English class who got to go on the trip. must be nice.
I'm not allowed a lot of places. I've never left Russia.
e79935 No.2166226
9b1c27 No.2166227
>>2166225
I can understand the logic, but it is a tad tragic to think someone is trapped/being witheld the ability to see other parts of the globe. RIP.
Lake District is pretty YEET, aslong as it isn't raining... Which ISNT often.
00c084 No.2166228
>>2166225
I don't know any other neko
2b11e0 No.2166229
>>2166224
>>2166186
I ain't clicking that shit
>>2166225
No, I was more saying that the British government really hates Russians currently
>>2166226
From?
9b1c27 No.2166230
Brexit? How about GREAT UNION WITH BROTHERLAND OF RUSSIA
00c084 No.2166231
>>2166229
Yeah that's probably some nonce.
Wouldn't be the first time some random has done that.
it's probably the same person
2b11e0 No.2166232
>>2166231
No idea. It was just really weird
28935c No.2166233
>>2166227
I did call the embassy up to contest it, but when they explained it to me it made a lot of sense. When you've been incarcerated under two years ago it's hard to explain how you've changed so much.
It was very sunny in all the photos
>>2166228
I think we've met before. a few years back
>>2166229
I can't imagine why, first the Ukrainian guy hates me now this. What has Russia ever done to either of them?
2b11e0 No.2166234
>>2166233
The Ukraine part is obvious, but as for the UK, it's more chasing the Russia boogyman
2b11e0 No.2166235
Referencing of course the nerve agent thing
28935c No.2166236
>>2166234
You put a chocolate bar in the fridge for a while, then come back and take it. Is that a crime?
You're right, the UK is paranoid. That spy probably poisoned himself with that nerve agent.
9b1c27 No.2166237
>uk is paranoid
you mean, NATO
2b11e0 No.2166238
>>2166236
If by fridge, you mean another country, yes
I wouldn't know, don't pretend to know and, honestly, don't care who did it. Everyone has already pinned the blame on someone and that won't change
2b11e0 No.2166239
The UK said it was Russia before anyone else said anything
00c084 No.2166240
>>2166233
A few years? But didn't you just start posting?
2b11e0 No.2166241
Either way, it's not worth arguing over
27fad9 No.2166242
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28935c No.2166247
>>2166238
I meant taking back the chocolate bar. Glad you're on my side.
He was going to die anyway, I don't see the problem.
>>2166240
Here yes. I've been about a while.
>>2166242
Inte länge till.
>>2166244
Hello dearest friend, how are you?
9b1c27 No.2166249
JULES RIMMET STILL GLEAMING
no more years of hurt
no more need for dreaming
27fad9 No.2166250
>>2166247
I don't speak polish mate
00c084 No.2166251
>>2166247
I don't really remember you
but there was a person who posted ed before
I don't think i ever talked to them much
27fad9 No.2166252
this isn't spain we don't put accents on our letters you cunt
9b1c27 No.2166253
TWO WORLD WARS
AND
TWO WORLD CUPS
9b1c27 No.2166255
FUCKKEN MARADONNA IS CRYING
Fucking fat spic
9b1c27 No.2166256
>Russians are poisoning people again
Fucking hell Putin.
9b1c27 No.2166258
We need to bomb RUSSIA right fucking now.
9b1c27 No.2166259
Putin? More like, Yeltsin, CYKA
28935c No.2166260
>>2166250
It's Swedish, but if they don't put you out Russia will finish you off.
>>2166251
My friend reckons I do know you, or at least he does.
>sent me this picture.
9867f9 No.2166261
>>2166259
HEY, YELTSIN DID NOTHING WRONG
28935c No.2166262
You Brits are going the right way to poisoning yourselves with no outside involvement.
9b1c27 No.2166264
RUSSIA, STOP POISONING OUR SOVEREIGN CITIZENS MKAY
d58005 No.2166265
Happy Birthday America
Let the British try to start shit with us now.
27fad9 No.2166266
>>2166260
makes no difference to me
it's all just the talk of barbarians
1966 WILL commence again
9867f9 No.2166267
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG WHILE BOMBING YOUR ASS, TEAFAG
00c084 No.2166268
>>2166260
Who is your friend?
9b1c27 No.2166269
TWO WORLD WARS
HITLOR 0 - 1 ENGLAND
2b11e0 No.2166270
>>2166262
>You Brits are going the right way to poisoning yourselves with no outside involvement.>You Brits are going the right way to poisoning yourselves with no outside involvement.>You Brits are going the right way to poisoning yourselves with no outside involvement.>You Brits are going the right way to poisoning yourselves with no outside involvement.>You Brits are going the right way to poisoning yourselves with no outside involvement.>You Brits are going the right way to poisoning yourselves with no outside involvement.>You Brits are going the right way to poisoning yourselves with no outside involvement.
I"M DEAD
9867f9 No.2166271
>>2166269
> ENGLAND
More like "USA"
9b1c27 No.2166272
>uKRAINE CUCKHOLD WITH NAZI MILITIAS GETTING POUNDED BY RUSKIS
>TRYING TO START SHIT WITH CIVILIZED CUNTREES
9867f9 No.2166273
> WHEN COUNTRY OF SEAMEN CAN'T EVACUATE IT OWN SOLDIERS BY SEA
9867f9 No.2166274
>>2166270
> Lying like a russian
9b1c27 No.2166275
>WHEN UKRAINE CANT DEFEND ITS OWN BORDERS
9b1c27 No.2166276
>When ukraine lied about famines
27fad9 No.2166277
things are getting a bit heated here chaps
let's just slow things down a bit shall we
d58005 No.2166278
Britain picks on other countries, but they don't dare pick on us anymore
9b1c27 No.2166279
Time to go, laughing too hard at the Hutz retard
2b11e0 No.2166281
Who wants to hear a joke?
The Ukraine is a relevant country
400054 No.2166282
is it Great Again yet? hmu muricans
28935c No.2166283
>>2166264
Snitches get stitches, or crippled by nerve agent. It's all the same.
>>2166265
The British couldn't start shit with a fly.
>>2166266
I hope so, Russia was much better then we owned a lot more of the shit countries around us.
>>2166268
I could tell you, though I'd rather not. It adds more suspense.
00c084 No.2166284
>>2166278
they are getting cucked out of their own countries
d58005 No.2166285
We smacked the SHIT out of British right out of our country
9867f9 No.2166286
> Royal navy was raped by some underwater rats
00c084 No.2166287
>>2166283
feels kinda stalkerish to me
28935c No.2166288
Brb about to walk into to Ukraine and watch them do nothing while I take over the whole country.
9867f9 No.2166290
>>2166281
Shut up, USA district
27fad9 No.2166291
can't we all just put aside our differences and just be friends for once
c69972 No.2166292
>>2166282
Went from Fox news bashing Obama to literally everyone talking about Trump. I just have more reason to ignore the news now, other than that nothing.
How's that fag Trudeau?
2b11e0 No.2166293
>>2166290
That's pretty weak, you can do better than that
00c084 No.2166294
>>2166289
"come in, come in"
00c084 No.2166295
>>2166292
he seems very cancerous
9867f9 No.2166296
>>2166291
Friendship is boring
>>2166293
Obstetrician of your mother said the same
c69972 No.2166297
>>2166295
The flood of information just made me apathetic to what either side said.
28935c No.2166298
>>2166287
I'm not the one stalking, hes probably gone now. Just popped by because I told him I was here.
>>2166291
I'll be nice if he is, but he never is ;_;
400054 No.2166299
>>2166285
interesting way of saying thank you
>>2166292
you're ignoring the news now? you do realize fatigue and mistrust of media is exactly what Donald Trump and dictators try to do.
as long as you don't do something so foolish as trust your gut without facts, because then you just end up believing whatever clicks with you emotionally.
usually emotions of fear and anger. which every dictatorish personality knows well.
Trudeau is great. full disclosure, I have no clue how he's doing. but he sure is cute.
2b11e0 No.2166301
>>2166296
That's better, but completely unrelated to the previous matter
1622cc No.2166302
We aren't we friends yet Neko
27fad9 No.2166303
>>2166298
well that's just how he is
not much either of us can do that about that desu
912d52 No.2166304
I haven't really got much to talk about.
Going to volunteer at a youth club tomorrow so I think I got that. All the kids there are on Fortnight. Don't really get into much videogames nowadays.
00c084 No.2166305
>>2166302
You aren't here enough
28935c No.2166306
>>2166300
Fine it was this guy: >>2166302
Me an him are good friends.
>>2166303
You're clearly close, maybe you can do something. I believe in you.
>>2166304
How's your diet? eating well?
c69972 No.2166308
>>2166299
Then they fell into his trap hook line and sinker. I've been wearing of watching the news for years before this anyway, more often than not it was mostly opinions being thrown around the topic of the news, but not the news itself. Just got tired of it. Anything important usually filters its way through to me eventually.
I generally don't believe anything at all, no matter what either party says. Because both parties will usually fabricate something up.
If you say so.
>>2166300
27fad9 No.2166309
>>2166306
we may be close, but I consider this to just be a rule of nature
the sky is blue
2 + 2 = 4
ukrainians hate russians
00c084 No.2166310
>>2166306
That's not as bad as I thought
400054 No.2166311
>>2166308
>I generally don't believe anything at all, no matter what either party says. Because both parties will usually fabricate something up.
cmon tracer you know that's some sort of fallacy.
just promise you'll turn your brain back on during election season.
00c084 No.2166312
>>2166307
boom
>>2166308
>>2166308
They won't be better til I know
28935c No.2166313
>>2166307
Afternoon Cato, nice to meet you.
>>2166309
That's a shame. I really like him, he's very funny.
>>2166310
What did you think?
912d52 No.2166315
>>2166306
Not eating much nowadays, I think I'll go use my peppers up and put them in my noodles so I got more veggies in me. I'm thirsty more often, I need to get more Coca Cola or cordial.
I've been drinking for quite a bit, so I think I'll lay off the booze for a while and adjust to a normal sleep.
Watching OneyPlays, need to find a new series of shows to watch though, or need a new indie game to get me back into gaming.
e5f112 No.2166316
>>2166313
What's up?
Are you Tuschi?
400054 No.2166318
>>2166317
y-you were once better than this, right?
it's been so long...
1622cc No.2166319
>>2166305
Because this place is ass.
>>2166306
Who are you ?
2b11e0 No.2166320
d58005 No.2166321
>>2166294
lewd
>>2166299
I deleted my Discord, I can't do it anymore
27fad9 No.2166322
>>2166313
well the bants are just a byproduct of that
seems to just be way of the ukes
00c084 No.2166325
>>2166313
it was someone I didn't like
>>2166314
It's taking forever to get dark
i wanna see them. I haven't watched fireworks since I was a kid.
>>2166319
I dunno where else you go
>>2166321
You are the lewd one. I wasn't thinking of anything dirty.
912d52 No.2166326
Tbh, I don't know what's going on in the news. I only get snippets from the Metro, can't remember last time I watched the news.
>>2166324
I'd say Not, the night is still young for shitposting.
9867f9 No.2166327
>>2166326
You are drunk, yeah?
c69972 No.2166328
>>2166318
I used to care, yes.
d58005 No.2166329
>>2166323
What does Alice do that I don't?
>>2166324
Sleep.
Sleep is important.
We'll be here when you wake up.
>>2166325
You said "come in"
The Song of the Thot
28935c No.2166330
>>2166315
How often are you drinking?
I enjoy the Killian Experiance youtube video a lot, might be worth a look if you haven't seen.
>>2166316
No I'm not sure who that is. I'm Ed.
>>2166319
We are great friends. You reminded me a I know Neko supposedly. No need to deny it, I already told him.
>>2166322
Oh well Ukraine will be Russia soon enough. Then we won't have to worry.
>>2166325
Why would you have someone you don't like on discord?
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9867f9 No.2166332
>>2166329
Tnx for advice, worst avatar of BC
00c084 No.2166333
>>2166329
thotties need love too
>>2166330
I didn't have echo on discord either
400054 No.2166334
>>2166328
you used to care about rationality. now you're saying irrational shit and I hope you know better and it's just a joke. but these days, it's safer to assume that you do mean what you say, and you're too fatigued to apply rationality to large sets of data such as those produced by the news, because news.
>>2166329
refuse to leave Discord.
1622cc No.2166335
Duke of Autism Cancer.cqc
>>2166325
Nowhere, but I have steam and discord.
>it was someone I didn't like
D-do you like me? >///>
>>2166330
Okay you can keep that up if you want but seriously, remind me, are you someone I actually know?
c69972 No.2166336
>>2166334
And what's irrational about my current method?
912d52 No.2166337
>>2166327
Nah, I'm sober. Still wondering what I can talk about, I'm not much for conversation nowadays. I think I've gone flat. Not depressed, just feel like dead inside.
>>2166330
>Killian Experiance
Never heard of it, I'll give it a looksie. I drank on Tuesday and I think I drank on Saturday. It feels like it's often to me so I'm gonna give it a miss for a while. I think I'll have a sober birthday myself, go to Liverpool and get some chinese/japanese snacks from the asian supermarket. I think I'm going out with my mum to eat on that day. She says she wants to go to Amsterdam so I need to get my passport made.
9867f9 No.2166338
>>2166337
Distract yourself from it, or just spit on it and live further
2b11e0 No.2166339
I'm glad you're here, Echo-chan
28935c No.2166343
I have to go to sleep. I have a meeting with my team tomorrow about how we aren't ready for the quarter finals and we need to be much better if we're going to stop fans beating each other and us.
>>2166333
I suppose it must be myself and your enemy's then. I'm just their obsequious lapdog after all.
>>2166335
If you don't recognise me it doesn't matter. My apology I thought we were friends.
>>2166337
That's a wise idea, I hope you have a great birthday. I knew a man who hailed from Amsterdam once, I hope you never run into him.
9867f9 No.2166344
I'm caught a mosquito in hand, very suka fast
2b11e0 No.2166345
400054 No.2166346
>>2166336
>I generally don't believe anything at all, no matter what either party says. Because both parties will usually fabricate something up.
how about the way of thinking where you believe things when they align with the facts, while practicing a healthy awareness of the biases held by different groups. you don't take any source at its word, and you avoid appeals to emotion. you understand that information and the world doesn't care about your fatigue towards the news, and know that there is no way to accurately predict in advance whether or not the media is telling the truth, so you hold off from making any pre-judgements about news to come or statements to come, while keeping an eye on the pattern and trends of statements and news trends from various sources.
912d52 No.2166347
>>2166338
I'm getting into watching Jimbenator playing Dota2. My mum says it will pass. I'm excited to start my Teacher's Assistant course so that'll give me plenty to talk about. I like working with kids. Loved working in a toy store.
9867f9 No.2166348
>>2166347
You in that state probably because of dota :^), because you so bad in it
912d52 No.2166349
>>2166343
Goodnight ed, and thanks for the wishing me a great birthday. I love eating an All You Can Eat chinese so I think I'll go there.
c69972 No.2166350
>>2166346
>when they align with the facts, while practicing a healthy awareness of the biases held by different groups.
I haven't seen news based of of facts in a long while. Mostly been about stirring up an emotional response.
>while keeping an eye on the pattern and trends of statements and news trends from various sources.
I don't. Whatever comes to me comes to me. Doesn't mean I believe it then either.
1622cc No.2166351
Don't most people?
Wish does too.
>>2166341
Noooooo
>>2166343
I don't recall being friends with any russians.
912d52 No.2166353
>>2166348
I know I'm bad so I gave up playing it for a while till I get really bored. I want a new game to come out that was as good as Undertale or Lisa The Painful RPG
400054 No.2166354
>>2166350
>I haven't seen news based off of facts in a long while.
I bet you anything they tell an least one fact based thing at least once per night
400054 No.2166355
fuck it.
at least two fact based things per night.
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c69972 No.2166357
>>2166354
>>2166355
>>2166356
Three whole facts in a night huh. What a bargain.
400054 No.2166359
>>2166357
yet somehow you just admitted you don't see any of them.
it's okay not to give a fuck. just don't pretend your preception of reality is what reality really is in order to justify not giving a fuck.
1fbc07 No.2166360
>“The problems Africa face today are completely different … and are ‘civilisational’,” Mr Macron told a reporter from former French colony Ivory Coast. “What are the problems? Failed states, complex democratic transitions and extremely difficult demographic transitions.”
how dangerous is it to have a French president who acts by colonial rhetoric
400054 No.2166362
>>2166360
maybe he's a little bit right...?
400054 No.2166363
I mean, it's true for any country, that there are civilizational and cultural problems.
but yea, it's silly to refer to Africa as some singular thing, when even the cities within African nations face different problems with different solutions.
and aid and sponsorship and economic development has made things immensely better over the last few decades, proven by the data, like reduced infant mortality and lowered birth rates per woman.
2b11e0 No.2166364
I like you more than Wish uwu
1622cc No.2166365
Shouldn't Canadians stick together ?
c69972 No.2166366
>>2166365
Where's the fun in that.
1622cc No.2166367
>>2166366
They can go against americans together.
2b11e0 No.2166368
We stick together like leaves in Winter
1622cc No.2166369
But I thought you were like super nice and civilized and stuff
2b11e0 No.2166371
Do I seem nice and civilized?
2b11e0 No.2166373
Not sure how you came to that conclusion
ffb1a6 No.2166374
Do I seem nice and civilized?
2b11e0 No.2166375
You seem like the exact opposite
1622cc No.2166377
Funny, I was actually talking to someone recently about possibly having a roommate and praying that they won't be like Soto.
00c084 No.2166378
Do I seem nice and civilized?
1622cc No.2166381
>>2166380
You can be pretty mean and uncivilized sometimes.
2b11e0 No.2166382
>>2166376
It's okay boo
>>2166377
Kek
>>2166378
Only if you post cute catgirls
00c084 No.2166383
>>2166381
There are times where it may not have been appropriate. I don't really like being that way anymore.
>>2166382
I don't really have any cat girls
2b11e0 No.2166385
>>2166383
You should solve that
1622cc No.2166386
>>2166383
Good, stay cute and post cat girls.
That's very civilized.
00c084 No.2166387
>>2166385
I will when I find one that fits me
>>2166386
I'd rather post cute yanderes instead
2b11e0 No.2166388
1622cc No.2166389
>>2166387
That works very well too.
2b11e0 No.2166390
What are the criteria
>>2166389
Nice image
00c084 No.2166391
>>2166388
Yeah
they are usually all the same.
and I don't like them
>>2166389
I have finally found one or two that I can use after all.
ffb1a6 No.2166392
>>2166377
W O W
Do they actually know me? lol
I'm not THAT bad lmao
>>2166382
What you been up to Duke?
1622cc No.2166393
>>2166390
Is it?
I thought you were all about 2d
>>2166391
I recall Kyoko
>>2166392
It was Subtle.
00c084 No.2166394
>>2166393
I don't think Kyouko is a yandere
2b11e0 No.2166395
>>2166392
The same thing I always do
>>2166393
I can still appreciate a good THOT
ffb1a6 No.2166396
>>2166393
LMAO
Why does he hate me so much? What did I ever do to him? (Well besides bully him)
1622cc No.2166397
>>2166394
I have never actually watched the thing, is she a tsun?
>>2166395
Oh, I'll keep in mind then.
>>2166396
I think the bullying was enough. He's very sensitive.
2b11e0 No.2166398
00c084 No.2166399
>>2166397
I don't think so
They didn't really show that side of her so i have no idea. Doesn't seem like one though.
1622cc No.2166401
>>2166399
How would you describe her ?
4baab0 No.2166402
>>2166400
pugs should be illegal
00c084 No.2166403
>>2166400
it looks so cute but you know the asian is just going to eat it so it makes me sad :(
>>2166401
Perfect
6076d2 No.2166404
11bb25 No.2166408
>>2166402
dogs over 1 year old
>>2166403
he better not.
00c084 No.2166409
>>2166407
but who are you?
>>2166408
I'm sure he considers it a delicacy.
11bb25 No.2166411
>>2166409
Maybe he's a normal one.
00c084 No.2166412
>>2166410
That's really weird
nice to meet you michelle
but why do you feel like that?
>>2166411
That's what the normal ones do.
4baab0 No.2166413
ffb1a6 No.2166414
3e52f7 No.2166415
>>2166412
Cause life in general is ambiguous sometimes and i felt you might need one. And the fact one wanted to.
00c084 No.2166416
>>2166415
Need one? You mean you?
2b11e0 No.2166417
11bb25 No.2166419
>>2166412
but that kind of normal isnt normal.
00c084 No.2166420
>>2166419
Not to us. It is to them though.
1622cc No.2166422
>>2166403
That is...broad.
00c084 No.2166423
>>2166422
It would be hard to explain who she is without spoiling too much
471fc6 No.2166425
Ashley is best WarioWare girl
471fc6 No.2166426
471fc6 No.2166430
>>2166429
Pretty good
Are you from the waifu threads or how did you find us?
3e52f7 No.2166431
>>2166430
im from the waifu threads, yes.
471fc6 No.2166432
>>2166431
Tell Duke he's doing a bad job of managing his pet TP
3e52f7 No.2166433
>>2166432
TP wasnt feeling well. He got some hemroids, and i had to buy him preparation H on last tuesday. Fast forward this monday, Duke got off work early, hit a flagpole, and cut his own jugular. So he hasnt called.
2b11e0 No.2166434
>>2166432
He's not my pet
Cease and decist
2b11e0 No.2166435
3e52f7 No.2166436
sorry, i meant DukeBehringer. He was at that AX event and his girlfriend told him to go get her a breakfast burrito, and he sped away too fast...
2b11e0 No.2166437
Also
You said you're from waifu
New phone, who dis
471fc6 No.2166438
>>2166433
All work and no alcoholism makes TP a dull boy
>>2166434
u don't have to lie
I won't kink shame u
471fc6 No.2166439
>>2166437
It's someone named Michelle
Give me all the dirt u have
2b11e0 No.2166440
>>2166439
No idea who that is
471fc6 No.2166441
>>2166440
Do people tend to not know who each other are there
3e52f7 No.2166442
>>2166441
i blame the weed. i smoke like 10 pounds a day.
471fc6 No.2166443
>>2166442
I inject 666 kilograms a night
2b11e0 No.2166444
>>2166441
I know a fair chunk of the current/past posters
2b11e0 No.2166446
3e52f7 No.2166447
>>2166443
>>2166445
I dont stop smk'n until im see'in holograms, and my ears cant hear anything but buzzing and wobbling.
0ff047 No.2166448
Once the clock strikes 12 I am headed out to acquire Horizon Zero Dawn. I can't stop thinking about it and will play it raw. I suggest you all do the same if you can.
>>2166442
3e52f7 No.2166449
>>2166448
i jus wana do weed and watch the snoop dog gif tho
0ff047 No.2166450
500b42 No.2166451
>>2166447
I wasn't talking at you :p
0ff047 No.2166452
>>2166449
A noble desire. I am getting some 'heavy dose' gummies soon and I can't wait to get fucked up on 60% weed. 40% oxygen deprivation.
0ff047 No.2166453
>>2166452
Shit, I meant I can't wait to get fucked up just on weed, and not on aformentioned percentages.
3e52f7 No.2166454
>>2166453
wat about 20% Kfc farts, in there?
471fc6 No.2166455
>>2166444
ur Pokedex is clearly outdated
>>2166445
Yeah at night
Until like 9pm I'm doing some form of work on most days
I started doing e-commerce stuff
>>2166447
I don't stop smonking until my eyes are bleeding and my brain is a tesseract
>>2166448
I thought this was another shitpost about weed until halfway through the second sentence
Idk, Horizon Zero Dawn seems like a pretty good name for a strain
0ff047 No.2166457
>>2166454
There is no 20 percent left, 60+40=100.
I had sammich no KFC you nig stereotype
471fc6 No.2166458
>>2166452
After this post I had to scroll back up to the other post to make sure it wasn't actually about weed
500b42 No.2166459
>>2166455
cool. yeah me too. I just do it before work and before bed to chill out from work.
It's def wayy less since my roommate got kicked out.
Good shit. Yeah I remember you were talking about that. Going good so far?
2b11e0 No.2166460
>>2166455
Or he's before my time and I never found out who it was
Or he's not from waifu
Or some mix inbetween
3e52f7 No.2166461
>>2166457
take off 10% of each, add 20. Then do my math homework for me. cause im actually retarded.
0ff047 No.2166462
>>2166455
What shitpost, H:ZD is actually good, but weed is also good, having a tesseract brain is also good, but is why I also smonk, because it is pain and escaping it's anxious side effects require substances.
2b11e0 No.2166463
0ff047 No.2166464
>>2166458
You have now confused me.
>>2166461
I hate to break it to ya, but they made me take 'foundations math' aka 'look you math retard, learn this basic shit because all you're good for is joining the army and bombing people, so that is the literal context with which your education will be taught from now on'.
471fc6 No.2166465
>>2166459
The weed is better this way
And yeah, just continually working on scaling it up more
Are u high?
>>2166462
Your post that I was replying to
>>2166464
ur high
3e52f7 No.2166466
>>2166464
Well if i needed help with my maths, would you come over
471fc6 No.2166467
>>2166463
So ur saying it's your bizarro world version of Kamuu
0ff047 No.2166468
>>2166465
Not yet, I am waiting to buy the vidya gam cause I can go to the corner store soon and get moneyz cause I'll be payed.
>>2166466
Y-yes..
Especially if it is Chemistry or Physics, I was good at those, bad at math.. >w<
3e52f7 No.2166469
>>2166468
i need help in all subjects. how are you at foreplay?
2b11e0 No.2166470
>>2166467
I don't know what that means
471fc6 No.2166471
>>2166468
You can be high while buying the video game
>>2166470
Because you are a FUCKING CASUAL at DC Comics lore
c32d9a No.2166472
need to pack for AX but I'm so tired...
2b11e0 No.2166473
>>2166471
I've never read a DC comic in my life
471fc6 No.2166474
>>2166472
Snort cocaine and then pack
>>2166473
Same
00c084 No.2166475
people were lighting those fuckers off in the street and my dumb brother drove right by one as it went off
3e52f7 No.2166476
My tongue is all torn up from smoking so much..
>>2166468
..Not sure if you'd want a bj with my mouth in this kinda shape.
c32d9a No.2166477
>>2166474
i don't do the druggerinos
471fc6 No.2166478
>>2166475
The loud explosive noises trigger veterans' PTSD as a way of thanking them for their service on this day
>>2166477
Soto is going to slip a drug into your drink tho
471fc6 No.2166479
I know you don't drink alcohol but like, into your diet water
0ff047 No.2166480
>>2166469
Shy and rigid as an animay boy at first.
>>2166471
I could if I got smonked regularly enough, probably yah. I just need to wait till my coverage kicks in so I can get a new puffer. If I smonked and went to a store they'd call an ambulence thinking I was dying of TB or wooping cough.
>>2166469
I am pretty good at those calculations.. ;O
>>2166476
Rough tongue is no problem for muh dicc ;OOOO
471fc6 No.2166481
>>2166480
You mean you just keep having coughing fits continually if you smonked recently?
c32d9a No.2166482
>>2166478
yeah nice try, I don't accept drinks and if I set it down by accident it's time to get a new one
00c084 No.2166483
>>2166478
I don't like those ones and that's all they seem to be lighting none of the pretty ones
3e52f7 No.2166484
>>2166480
Would you slap me while asking me why i like to be a whore...?
0ff047 No.2166485
>>2166481
Yes, I could smoke once, and suffer at random and for no reason for a couple days, and everyone will think I am sick or dying. Everyone in my house can hear, it is the worst.
471fc6 No.2166486
>>2166482
Such a cautious girl
>>2166483
Are u talking about sparklers
>>2166485
Maybe u should just vape
0ff047 No.2166487
>>2166484
Yes..
>.>
<.<
BRB VIDYA GETS
0ff047 No.2166488
>>2166486
Has same effect, I have asthma
471fc6 No.2166489
I think I forgot to eat today
>>2166488
Poor baby
00c084 No.2166490
>>2166486
no the colorful and creative ones
not just the ones that explode or make noise.
3e52f7 No.2166491
>>2166487
But what if, during the whore questionnaire, i tease you even more. Can you turn me around and slap my ass til its bright red then hit me in the teeth?
c32d9a No.2166492
>>2166486
i trust a lot of ya'll but there will be new people I don't know and I'm not trying to get raped unless i can film it and watch the video later just kidding
471fc6 No.2166493
>>2166490
I just know I've been hearing a lot of fireworks and it sounds like a warzone
>>2166492
Aren't there any posters you want to rape you?
3e52f7 No.2166494
>>2166487
What if, at the point of cum'ing in me im like , 'your going to jail'... ... you can refill yourself and rape me all over again?
c32d9a No.2166495
>>2166493
well I'm not exactly picky
3e52f7 No.2166496
>>2166488
....Afterwards we watch cartoons?
471fc6 No.2166497
I think this person is a hardcore shitposter
>>2166495
Who are the five /animus/ people who you most want to rape you
00c084 No.2166498
>>2166493
it's even worse outside
but it sounds kinda nice in here
at least when they are far away
c32d9a No.2166500
>>2166497
ghostie, Hu, gabby, Ian, Kyle
i guess
471fc6 No.2166501
>>2166498
Yeah it doesn't really bother me
>>2166500
>gabby
Who dat
3e52f7 No.2166502
>>2166489
and wats its name gona be
c32d9a No.2166503
00c084 No.2166504
>>2166501
it's gonna be hard to sleep tho
471fc6 No.2166505
>>2166502
I was calling him a poor baby
I think his name is Fuckface the Canadian but I could be wrong
>>2166503
Oh right she changed her name to that
Really felt like I was forgetting something there
Did u guys have buttsex yet?
>>2166504
It's already mostly stopped here, there's just a bit of distant fireworks sounds every once in a while now
What timezone are u in
3e52f7 No.2166506
>>2166505
Fuckface the Canadian. woh, is he single?
e1449c No.2166508
c32d9a No.2166509
>>2166505
nah I don't think she's interested even tho she said otherwise
idk maybe I'm just autismo
500b42 No.2166510
>>2166465
Not anymore, I used it to play some Diablo^^
c32d9a No.2166511
>>2166510
sorry i left earlier when you wanted to talk, i saw your post when i got back
500b42 No.2166513
>>2166511
it's fine, i'm used to it
3e52f7 No.2166514
>>2166512
Hey dead sexy. Whats up?
c32d9a No.2166516
>>2166513
:(
i'm sorry....i legit had to leave for a movie
busy day
500b42 No.2166517
>>2166516
i just said it's fine lol
889664 No.2166518
>>2166515
Michael Keaton is wonderful.
>>2166514
I am sitting here, counting rain drops. Who are you?
e1449c No.2166519
>>2166518
shit batman but yeh, one righteous dude
3e52f7 No.2166520
>>2166518
Im michelle. who are you? you a girl or guy?
889664 No.2166521
>>2166519
>shit Batman
He's the best Batman to date.
889664 No.2166522
>>2166520
Michelle? But that's MY name!
e1449c No.2166523
>>2166521
well sir... im disinclined to agree with on on this point.
889664 No.2166524
>>2166523
Kilmer, Clooney, Bale, and West were all garbage.
3e52f7 No.2166525
>>2166522
You a dude, cause you kinda sound like it?...
... id fuck
471fc6 No.2166526
>>2166506
Depends on whether or not you subscribe to "all Canadian posters are the same person" theory
>>2166507
Aren't there rules about how late there can be loud noises
Some old lady is going to call the cops
>>2166509
It turned out that she's a yuge piss slut
>>2166510
You could always smonk more
500b42 No.2166528
3e52f7 No.2166529
>>2166524
Wanna cuddle, eat smores and watch horror movies?
500b42 No.2166530
>>2166526
I might but I only have one bud.
889664 No.2166531
>>2166525
You know what I sound like? I am a boy because I have a peepee.
889664 No.2166532
>>2166529
What horror movies?
00c084 No.2166533
>>2166526
I dunno if there are laws like that
I hear them go off after 12 all the time.
e1449c No.2166534
>>2166524
we seem to have found ourselves at an impasse in this regard
3e52f7 No.2166535
>>2166532
idgaf, as long as you are balding, dtf, and wana hit my ass til its red, then you can sleep over. if not, your goin to jail.
e1449c No.2166536
>>2166527
agreed
>>2166528
woawoa...thats crazy talk
e1449c No.2166537
friendly reminder: everyone is a dickboy until proven otherwise
889664 No.2166538
>>2166535
What if I'm none of those things and also I don't want to be touched at all or be looked at or acknowledged?
>>2166536
How do you know my brother?
>>2166534
Who do you think is the best?
3e52f7 No.2166539
>>2166538
exactly your goin to jail
889664 No.2166540
>>2166539
Eh, consciousness is already a prison so it don't bother me.
471fc6 No.2166541
>>2166530
If you just buy more at a time u won't have to see a dealer as often
>>2166533
Is this cause u live in the hood
>>2166537
your goin to jail
3e52f7 No.2166542
>>2166540
jk, your released on good behavior.
00c084 No.2166543
>>2166541
It would make sense.
e1449c No.2166544
>>2166538
case in point: batman v. superman
affleck is subpar at the goddam batman
>>2166538
bale obviously...
>>2166541
oh im sorry... did i forget to respect your pronouns?
889664 No.2166545
>>2166542
But I steal things and hurt people intentionally.
500b42 No.2166546
>>2166541
This was my first purchase for myself in years cause my roommate got kicked out with a restraining order so I'm basically just gonna quit cause I don't want to deal with that bullshit. I already threw my bong away and stuff.
3e52f7 No.2166547
>>2166537
Its jail for you. Straight to womans jail. you get to fuck thots all day....
471fc6 No.2166548
>>2166543
Welcome to the jungle
>>2166544
Its jail for you. Straight to womans jail. you get to be with niggresses all day....
>>2166546
Oh lol
Whatever u want
3e52f7 No.2166549
>>2166545
Dont... i feel your nostrils... as you say that.
e1449c No.2166550
>>2166547
as a balding white male my privilege trumps your erroneous notion... tits or gtfo, also make me a sammich and shut your whore mouth while the men are talking.
>also welcome newfriend
11bb25 No.2166551
>>2166547
I wouldn't threaten him with a good time. He might take his punishment and serve it happily.
00c084 No.2166552
>>2166548
I'm no stranger to it.
e1449c No.2166553
>>2166548
your option is much better, thnx bae
889664 No.2166554
>>2166549
You're starting to disgust me.
471fc6 No.2166557
Sama is a jew, don't trust him Michelle
889664 No.2166558
You can trust me though. I am a good person.
3e52f7 No.2166559
Any non German-jews wana raise your hand for me?
e1449c No.2166560
50 sheckles for the "lady"
471fc6 No.2166561
>>2166552
Do the gunshot sounds blend in with the fireworks
00c084 No.2166563
>>2166561
Can't tell the difference.
I just heard a lot of sirens go by though. And the fire works going off don't crackle they all seem to be popping like gun fire.
e1449c No.2166564
bitches love my jew golds
471fc6 No.2166565
Guys, if you were the admin of /animus/, jew would you ban first?
>>2166563
The fourth of july is probably a good day for crimes involving guns if people just assume they're fireworks
e1449c No.2166566
vote 4 me
>i am not a crook
00c084 No.2166567
>>2166565
Yes I was thinking of that all day.
471fc6 No.2166569
>>2166566
Apologize for fabricating the holocaust
>>2166567
But u were too afraid to go commit a gun crime?
00c084 No.2166570
>>2166569
I don't have such a thing
e1449c No.2166571
>>2166569
it wasnt me tho
it was leonard nimoy
d98840 No.2166573