d51fb1 No.2165384
>>2165379
;-;
>>2165382
I don't know :( I lost count
0d6ea8 No.2165385
But you're old, used goods.
d51fb1 No.2165388
>>2165380
vaping kills
>>2165387
nobulli
477358 No.2165389
>>2165388
I'm not a bully, I'm just honest.
86e076 No.2165390
I can't get over this feeling that I have lost something precious and it will never return
477358 No.2165391
I feel like that all the time.
8b8a20 No.2165392
86e076 No.2165394
>>2165392
that will have to be pried
8b8a20 No.2165395
>>2165394
you really are zero fun lately, neko
477358 No.2165396
You wanna know who's always fun all the time?
Me.
86e076 No.2165397
>>2165395
I'm sorry maddie
i dunno what's wrong
d51fb1 No.2165398
1f5dd7 No.2165399
8b8a20 No.2165400
WHY DO AWESOME POSTERS ALWAYS SHOW UP WHEN I'M TRYING TO G3B
I missed you Cynic, but you need a better sched~
86e076 No.2165401
>>2165398
don't worry too much
>>2165399
what happened?
d51fb1 No.2165402
>>2165401
I hope things get better for you uwu
86e076 No.2165403
>>2165402
why's that anon?
d51fb1 No.2165404
>>2165403
Everyone deserves to be happy!
86e076 No.2165405
>>2165404
do you truly believe that?
d51fb1 No.2165406
7246d3 No.2165409
Anons don't deserve to be happy.
477358 No.2165410
Nobody deserves to be happy.
86e076 No.2165411
>>2165409
did you do something wrong
ec1e3e No.2165412
Russians deserve to be happy, though
7246d3 No.2165413
>>2165411
This >>2165404 one doesn't deserve to be happy.
7246d3 No.2165415
d51fb1 No.2165416
>>2165407
I'm secretly depressed and only get some sort of joy by making others happy so it's honestly just something I try to stick by, make others happy out of my own selfishness to be happy myself.
>>2165408
How come? I honestly do believe everyone does.
>>2165410
Thinking
>>2165409
:| I would do a lot to make people from the western bloc happy, I have a fetish for them or something.
86e076 No.2165417
>>2165416
that is rather noble
but why would you go to such lengths
d51fb1 No.2165418
>>2165417
Happiness is like a drug and I can't get enough of it but my own thoughts prevent me from seeing a lot of the beauty life clearly has. Sometimes I think maybe I have a mental disorder, other times I just think about death.
Who knows. Honestly.
477358 No.2165419
>>2165416
Because people are vile wretched things. They are murderers, weak, fearful, and lazy.
86e076 No.2165420
>>2165418
what makes you happy?
d51fb1 No.2165421
>>2165419
Thanks for the reminder of what I am! Some are very nice too though and the mere thought of those things might frighten them.
>>2165420
Sex, money, drugs, guns, and probably a few other things I can't think of right now. Making others happy helps a fair bit too, even just seeing else smile can make me feel good/better and cause me to smile. It's all just a temporary feeling though and I wish I could make it more permanent.
86e076 No.2165422
>>2165421
those seem like violent things
d51fb1 No.2165424
>>2165422
They are and at times isn't pretty but I never let myself lose control of anything. Deep down I'm kind hearted, I swear, I just don't know how to fix it all.. Probably some way of self control but then I need to find other things and focus on those..
(How did we come to me talking about myself ;-; I wanted to cheer you up)
86e076 No.2165425
>>2165423
just leads to smoking the good stuff anyways
it truly is cancer
477358 No.2165426
>>2165421
You should leave yourself a note where your mirror used to be.
c57a47 No.2165427
>>2165386
Greetings, how are ya?
ec1e3e No.2165428
>>2165421
What is your favorite color?
86e076 No.2165429
>>2165427
that was a long time
f72e12 No.2165430
>>2165425
Wait does he use those nicotine oil ones?
d51fb1 No.2165431
>>2165426
How do you know about that?
>>2165428
I'm stuck between red and blue. I used to stick by red but it's slowly been transitioning to blue(cyan to be specific but blue is fine)
f72e12 No.2165432
>>2165431
Just like both.
Both are my favourite.
86e076 No.2165433
>>2165430
no i don't like oil
it will mess up your tolerance
477358 No.2165434
>>2165431
I removed my mirror a while ago and stapled a large sheet of paper up where it used to be that says "You are a disease."
ec1e3e No.2165435
>>2165431
I used to go between green and blue, so I settled with aquamarine
ec1e3e No.2165436
>>2165434
How do you shave?
c57a47 No.2165437
>>2165429
I forgot I posted.
ec1e3e No.2165440
>>2165438
Or trim the beard
d51fb1 No.2165441
>>2165432
I mean I do, just whenever I get asked I don't know which too say
>>2165434
:( that's not good. At most we were all parasites at one point in time but I like to think we've outgrown that for many many years now.
>>2165435
That's my sisters fav too! Ended up being the color of her car for a loooong time lol
Issa good one
477358 No.2165442
>>2165440
Trim?
>>2165441
No, we're a terminal illness.
ec1e3e No.2165443
>>2165441
If I had a choice of color for a sportscar, it would be a super, super dark purple with some shiny flecks in it. Not too much, though. Sparklecars are lame
>>2165442
Nasty
477358 No.2165445
>>2165443
I live and look like an old hobo.
f72e12 No.2165446
>>2165433
Have an image of a gravity bong/vape I made because stoner engineering.
If I vape I like to put the ABV into boiling coffee.
I think it was something like 1 Q of vaped stuffs makes a strong enough edible.
>>2165441
Blue is one of the rarest dyes in nature.
I like that fact.
I dont mind bright red, but I adore crimson or any of those darker reds.
c57a47 No.2165447
>>2165444
Yeah, I am pretty forgettable.
f72e12 No.2165448
>>2165443
R34 came in midnight purple which is cool
>pic
>>2165444
Cigarettes are bad for you tho
>>2165447
>see you in thread
>oh ive not seen them in ages
Nigga pls
86e076 No.2165449
86e076 No.2165451
>>2165447
not to me
what makes youfeel this way??
d51fb1 No.2165452
>>2165442
How so?
>>2165443
Sounds naisu. i'd prob do black with pearlescent purple on top(my car in gta5 is that)
>>2165446
Really? That's pretty dang cool!
c57a47 No.2165453
>>2165451
Because I forget that I had posted so often.
f72e12 No.2165454
>>2165449
I think we may be talking about two different substances.
ABV is the marijuana thats been vaped. Typically still has some potency left which can be used for edibles.
>>2165450
You're not very forgettable if I remembered you!
477358 No.2165455
>>2165452
We are slowly and maliciously destroying this planet.
f72e12 No.2165456
>>2165452
Yeah, you CAN find many blue plants/animals, however because evolution, it takes less resources to create blue through refraction, making a chemical dye very rare indeed.
c57a47 No.2165457
I'm going to bed.
>>2165454
thanks
f72e12 No.2165458
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a48c70 No.2165460
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f72e12 No.2165464
I like how you can call Swedish people Swedes, because it sounds like some kind of insult.
Like calling a Pakistani a paki
f72e12 No.2165466
4517b2 No.2165468
how to turn a thread to shit; post once at parents'
f72e12 No.2165469
a48c70 No.2165471
4517b2 No.2165472
>>2165469
>>2165470
>>2165471
Could be more shit. Could be Indian
a48c70 No.2165473
f72e12 No.2165475
a48c70 No.2165476
>>2165474
tfw no pets
>>2165475
WOT WOT WOT WOT
f72e12 No.2165477
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f72e12 No.2165480
>>2165479
I should go have a shower.
a48c70 No.2165481
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910b25 No.2165484
What if Hu migrated to Sweden to meet paki?
4517b2 No.2165485
Can't migrate to Sweden, cause I'm white
4517b2 No.2165487
no, I'm not Argentinian ;)
bbc197 No.2165488
dont mind me just taking a huge shit right here on your thread
910b25 No.2165489
>>2165488
Pls, no, don't do that
bbc197 No.2165490
>>2165488
>88
checked my mutt but hail hitler
f72e12 No.2165492
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7bacd1 No.2165495
>>2165494
thats me and you
im the floor
f72e12 No.2165496
>>2165495
You wish to be stood upon?
f72e12 No.2165498
>>2165497
I guess the floor would be covered in dead rats.
Thats pretty smart guy
7bacd1 No.2165499
>>2165498
>e floor would be covered in dead rats.
>
>Thats pretty smart guy
f72e12 No.2165500
>>2165499
You must get off to dead rats.
Gross.
ec1e57 No.2165501
hey guise whats going on in this thread?
>>2165493
nothing unusual here
ec1e57 No.2165503
>>2165502
good [insert appropriate greeting here]
f72e12 No.2165505
>>2165503
sorry for late reply, am vidya qq
Im good, playin vidya.
>>2165504
hey nezi
bd19da No.2165506
>>2165505
hewwo fwiend
how are you?
bd19da No.2165509
>>2165508
I am 2nd shift! eat me!
also no work today, gonna try to be social
a80d8c No.2165510
>>2165380
cute nekos that vape need to be a thing
f72e12 No.2165511
>>2165506
im good, is night after work day, got next three days off and friday is my birthday!
hows you
bd19da No.2165512
>>2165511
nice! i might not see you again so happy birthday :3
time off should be nice fam, enjoy
i'm well, was watching Django Unchained earlier
good fuckin movie
bd19da No.2165513
I don't get why everyone hates Olive Garden
I think their pasta is pretty good
sure it's no Romano's Macaroni Grill, but it's good
bd19da No.2165514
>1,520 calories for $7
holy fuck lmao
a284f2 No.2165515
cheap pasta's always bad though
save the pasta for the expensive places
bd19da No.2165516
i guess i am alone
viva la olive garden
breadsticks are love
c07ec6 No.2165517
good morning vietnam
I may have awoken after noon but it's morning
bd19da No.2165518
c07ec6 No.2165519
>>2165518
not bad actually, this heat isn't as bad as it was a week ago, or maybe I'm just used to it
in this moment I am dealing with 'I have plenty of things to do but none seem particularly appealing and I'm not sure what exactly to do' syndrome
c07ec6 No.2165520
not even hungry so I can't just do my routine eat breakfast and go back to bed
c07ec6 No.2165522
but gf just got heavy production
so it's all daijoubu
bd19da No.2165523
>>2165519
rip motivation
>>2165522
heavy production? you have a gf?
bd19da No.2165524
if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation
c07ec6 No.2165525
>>2165523
Girl's Frontline, a vidya
I may not have a gf, but I least I have gf
can't say I imagine a real woman would enjoy me putting her into production of any kind
bd19da No.2165526
a284f2 No.2165527
gf production would just be pregnancy
cf3db4 No.2165528
>>2165524
inform me oh mighty commercial
bd19da No.2165530
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be9c1d No.2165536
>>2165532
>the first fossil that was ever found was after "they" came up with the "idea of a dinosaur"
if by 'they' she means paleontologists, this is patently wrong, what she probably means is the word dinosaur itself, but there was a concept of the taxonomy before the word "dinosaur "
>that seems a little far-fetched
lol
>why would the fossil that was found be the exact same thing as was hypothesized
lmao bitch welcome to science
where models with predictive capabilities produce utility
be9c1d No.2165537
>>2165534
unbirth me right this INSTANT
>>2165535
POGGERS
a284f2 No.2165538
>>2165532
>the first fossil that was ever found after this modern idea
Oh shit gee I sure am glad nobody in history has ever found these things that are just fucking sitting in the ground until the modern era.
a284f2 No.2165539
be9c1d No.2165541
>>2165538
i wonder how a paleontologist would react if you smashed a fossil right in front of them before they had the chance to categorize it taxonomically based on its original shape
bd19da No.2165542
>>2165537
add me on the discord brother
Neziwi#4284
c979a8 No.2165543
>>2165536
>>2165538
religion. it makes people wrap their ideas and beliefs around something as opposed to learning the world and making reality-based decision. Kind of makes their IQ look really low.
America
df7fd2 No.2165544
Add me on Discord, onii-chan
c07ec6 No.2165545
>>2165526
language is important
I said gf, not my gf
bd19da No.2165546
>>2165545
im reporting u
better hope mods are feeling merciful
be9c1d No.2165547
>>2165542
Did it go through
>>2165543
She kind of reminds me of that megan fox broad
c07ec6 No.2165548
>>2165546
I did nothing wrong
besides I thought you knew me well enough to know that getting a gf would be inconceivable
c979a8 No.2165549
>>2165547
maybe it's her second cousin from down home.
bd19da No.2165550
>>2165548
idk seems like everyone here's in a relationship now
c07ec6 No.2165551
>>2165550
not me, and I doubt that'll change soon
c979a8 No.2165553
>>2165550
No relationship is perfect and all that shit is subject to change at any point in time.
It's nice but not nice enough to sabotage yourself when you are single thinking of it all too much.
The person you are with can pull your strings worse than anyone sometimes.
>>2165552
There is no cure for that.
be9c1d No.2165554
>>2165553
i'll keep believing
f401f5 No.2165556
no one is even here....
.... I will now rebirth the thread from nothing
f401f5 No.2165557
>everyones assimilating their one-ness with the earth, where they stand
>passed everything, everyone. zero fucks given
f401f5 No.2165559
>>2165558
koneecheewa mufucker
910b25 No.2165560
I found out that my cat is stronger than me
be9c1d No.2165561
>>2165559
new phone who dis
f401f5 No.2165562
>>2165561
Im the last rainbow. thats all you need to know.
be9c1d No.2165563
>>2165562
I didn't even get to ask you if you're a big tiddy goth and if you want to be my gf.
f401f5 No.2165564
>>2165563
lol sure ill b ur gf...
..Somebody should make their name 'Earth-Baby'
c07ec6 No.2165565
I am here, person I do not recognise
f401f5 No.2165566
>>2165565
Hello Loafie person recognizing person you dont know person.. hi
f401f5 No.2165567
>>2165563
if you dont change your name to MatchingEarths, i have to divorce u and, then later tonight cut my wrist and let the blood oooze into the soil amongst a dirt mound.
c07ec6 No.2165569
>>2165566
greetings how goes it
for the record you are the unrecognised person I was referring to
f401f5 No.2165570
>>2165568
yeah. it might end up being. ill wait til the apocalypse happens.
f401f5 No.2165572
>>2165569
not bad, jus shootin the breeze
be9c1d No.2165573
>>2165567
i'll be watching from six feet under
f401f5 No.2165574
>>2165571
The apocalypse? No, thats Proto1's job... or maybe the Lazarus character. One of the darker story-tellers.
be9c1d No.2165575
>>2165574
aka The Literally Whos
910b25 No.2165578
f401f5 No.2165579
Todays positive message is:
....."Lifes complexity knows no bounds"
c979a8 No.2165580
>>2165579
yeah. for better or worse.
f401f5 No.2165581
Mouth is alive... with juices like wine
c979a8 No.2165583
>>2165581
cbd gummy in my mouf.
f401f5 No.2165584
>>2165583
how are those cbd gummies btw. do they get you fucked up if you take like 20 of them?
c07ec6 No.2165585
>>2165572
sounds nice desu
what's the weather like over there
c979a8 No.2165586
>>2165584
oh i don't know. I'd rather drive 15 miles up the road and get some thc gummies for that. I just need the calm.
Actually, i can just talk to a new neighbor of mine. She can get medical grade stuff, green or gummi or otherwise.
f401f5 No.2165587
>>2165585
word
>>2165585
Weather is cloudy. cloudy with a chance of meatballs
c07ec6 No.2165588
>>2165587
that sounds rather dangerous
what do you do when the meatballs start falling
c979a8 No.2165589
>>2165584
>>2165586
also, they have different dosages. If the THC content is the same, it would take about $24 to do about 10 of them. THC is 0.3% each gummy.
f401f5 No.2165590
>>2165588
>>2165589
i want to fuck you like an animal
c07ec6 No.2165592
>>2165590
I appreciate it, but I'm afraid I don't share the same desire
a48c70 No.2165595
>>2165586
It's not even fun to be that high. Also he's not holding it in long enough to have that much effect. He's wasting most of it.
f401f5 No.2165597
>>2165594
i need dildoes for my girlfriend how much
f401f5 No.2165598
>>2165594
sorry, fleshlights for boyfriend
c979a8 No.2165599
>>2165595
probably because of the bong. He might wanna just smoke a smaller one for more effect and less waste.
>>2165596
pull up a spot
>
910b25 No.2165600
>>2165597
> girlfriend
>>2165598
> boyfriend
And what size do you like?
f401f5 No.2165603
iuno. is there a one size fits all for normal dick sizes?
He likes to imagine shoving his dick into my mouth so i need something like a mouth suction.
c979a8 No.2165605
>>2165603
africa has best cocks
>>2165602
see above. Dutch aren't the best.
f401f5 No.2165606
>>2165604
sorry... going back to nice. it was the schizophrenia... it takes over sometimes..
910b25 No.2165608
df7fd2 No.2165609
>>2165605
That's a terrible legend.
c979a8 No.2165610
>>2165609
I think in some places they are probably accurate about the average. Only thing is that you can a 2 incher among 12 inchers and a 14 incher among 1 inchers and so on. averages = just averages.
f401f5 No.2165611
What is the origin of the surname Neistat?
f401f5 No.2165613
>>2165612
Why... what happened?
df7fd2 No.2165614
>>2165610
Yes, but it's not even sorted by anything valuable.
612876 No.2165615
>>2165602
will yhou take me to ax
86e076 No.2165616
>>2165613
i feel like death
f401f5 No.2165617
>>2165616
Oh.. gosh, ya jus sober up and youll be back to yourself.
df7fd2 No.2165618
>>2165615
Yeah sure, just find your way to Toronto first and I'll take you the rest of the way :3
910b25 No.2165619
>>2165616
Don't you supposed to smoke crack or something?
86e076 No.2165621
>>2165619
i smoke weed and there's none left
910b25 No.2165622
>>2165621
Weed with vodka while you are hungry is the instant death
c979a8 No.2165623
>>2165614
There's different data for different places. Makes it hard to tell how to compare. Kinda like apples vs oranges.
612876 No.2165625
>>2165624
you gon go cosplay?
f401f5 No.2165626
>>2165621
i dont even smk weed anymore.... if that gives you any idea or consolation. drink some tea maybe?
910b25 No.2165627
Oh, yeah, weed is legal in murrica
df7fd2 No.2165628
>>2165623
I literally just mean sort the legend by min / max
612876 No.2165629
what kind of fidget spinners should i glue to my hubcaps
df7fd2 No.2165630
>>2165625
No uwu
>>2165629
Dick shaped ones
c979a8 No.2165631
>>2165627
some places. not here. second offense and they will treat you like a non-white immigrant here in my state.
612876 No.2165632
>>2165630
wtf boring at least go full trap chuuni
also gay
f401f5 No.2165633
>>2165627
ya america is becoming the new amsterdam
910b25 No.2165635
>>2165631
Sounds good
>>2165633
Did Mahmuds rape someone?
df7fd2 No.2165636
>>2165632
Buy me a trap chuuni cosplay and I will.
But you're gay.
612876 No.2165637
>>2165636
OwOstolfo when
Liking traps are not gay tho.
df7fd2 No.2165638
>>2165637
When you buy it for me.
But you like dudes too
f401f5 No.2165639
>>2165634
Mexico is my county
612876 No.2165640
>>2165638
What are your sizes?
I like girls! Hmpf.
>>2165639
D
E
P
O
R
T
df7fd2 No.2165646
>>2165640
0"
30"
38"
Do you like me?
612876 No.2165647
>>2165646
sent ;)
i hate you!
df7fd2 No.2165648
>>2165647
You don't even know my address though...
W-Wait, what?
612876 No.2165649
>>2165648
i sent it to the cute owostolfo at ax
*pat*
910b25 No.2165650
cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut
df7fd2 No.2165651
>>2165649
But I don't have the owostolfo costume, that was in the package....
:(
612876 No.2165653
>>2165651
wait
shit
i guess some owostolfo will have two now
You're ok I guess NO HOMO
612876 No.2165655
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e0e383 No.2165660
I'm in class rn, sos
COMM218 iis boring
f401f5 No.2165663
>>2165661
>gona go ape shit if elizabeth doesnt say hi to me
e0e383 No.2165664
>>2165661
Hi sweetie, how are you?
320476 No.2165665
August 2018: Vaping is illegal and punishable by death
86e076 No.2165666
>>2165663
hi
>>2165664
i have been hot and uncomfy all day
woke up puking and stuff
and I can't eat anything
how are you?
c979a8 No.2165667
>>2165660
>hit & run
Fish pls
f401f5 No.2165668
>>2165666
Thank you 666, your lucky u fuck.
910b25 No.2165671
86e076 No.2165672
>>2165669
who is that supposed to be
acdccf No.2165673
>>2165670
Oh no
doushio
>>2165672
I forgot his name
Some generic trap from some doujin
>>2165671
u wot m8
86e076 No.2165674
>>2165673
they just throw them in there for boner fuel or is he a main char?
e0e383 No.2165675
>>2165665
good
>>2165666
oh poor thing, are you sick with a fever? :c I wish I could help you!!
Cool rags on your forehead, and take fluids.
>>2165669
Soto~
acdccf No.2165676
>>2165674
I dunno lmao
>>2165675
How's it going cooki
e0e383 No.2165678
>>2165676
pretty good~! I'm so adulty now, I've made lots of money lately in my line of work
910b25 No.2165682
86e076 No.2165685
>>2165675
I hope it's just a fever
water was the only thing i could stomach or half the day
910b25 No.2165686
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