498e94 No.2164905
you know im being pleasantly surprised tonight...
62fab1 No.2164906
480743 No.2164907
>>2164903
Also old and kind of junky.
498e94 No.2164909
>>2164908
it was so close, i can feel it
2d4170 No.2164913
>>2164904
They're all just /pol/ and/or /b/ tier shitposts since these end up on the homepage for this site and that's all that really compose this shithole website.
2d4170 No.2164914
It's basically Huka at this point.
498e94 No.2164915
>>2164913
sir... i dont have a double facepalm image strong enough for this
so here is picard in that manner
498e94 No.2164916
far be it from me to criticize our glorious admin
480743 No.2164917
Who is the admin of this wasteland of degenerate perverts and fuck ups?
791408 No.2164918
>>2164912
How is it playing a three foot pixie fae?
2d4170 No.2164919
>>2164917
Squash's fuckboy.
480743 No.2164920
>>2164919
Grim? Huh, well that's stupid.
480743 No.2164921
You should make me admin. That way I can randomly ban people for no reason until everyone gets fed up and leaves.
498e94 No.2164922
62fab1 No.2164923
>>2164918
~2'
And it's uh... interesting.
791408 No.2164924
>>2164923
bumping into all the guy's crotches by "accident", right?
62fab1 No.2164925
>>2164924
Oh yeah, totally.
Tags: Large Insertion - Gaping - Stomach Deformation - Cum Inflation
498e94 No.2164926
>be me, as admin
>ban nigas at random and solicit payment to bring you back from perma
>posted that wolf... hope you got 10 bux
>posted that stupid elf bitch
>niga i done told you (i didnt actually tell you, ever)
>fucking perma... hope you got 10 bux
...bitches gonna buy my smokes for a month
791408 No.2164927
791408 No.2164929
>>2164928
Yes you do, don't lie
498e94 No.2164931
kinda would be nice if some midget accidentally bumped my crotch...
be the most excitement ive had in months
480743 No.2164933
Is it weird that I only watched The Imitation Game only to see Benefit Cumberdale get chemically castrated?
88c60f No.2164934
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88c60f No.2164935
that failed spectacularly
791408 No.2164936
looks like a man thing here though
88c60f No.2164937
>>2164936
maybe this will be better
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95876f No.2164938
498e94 No.2164939
its sonic you stupid fucking uke
95876f No.2164940
>>2164939
It's your father, fag
791408 No.2164941
498e94 No.2164942
niga prolly dont even know what tf a sega is
95876f No.2164943
>>2164941
Suck ma dick, nigga
88c60f No.2164944
>>2164938
Was zum Teufel hast du gerade über mich gesagt, du kleine bitch? Du solltest wissen, ich habe als bester in meiner Navy Seal Ausbildung abgeschnitten und war in vielen geheimen Angriffen gegen Al Quaeda und habe über 300 bestätigte Abschüsse! Ich bin in der Affenkriegsführung trainiert und bin der beste Scharfschütze der Armee der Vereinigten Staaten. Du bist nichts für mich außer ein weiteres Ziel! Ich werde dich mit der höchsten Präzision auslöschen, die die Erde jemals erfahren durfte; lass dir das Gesagt sein! Du glaubst du kämst damit weg, Dreck über mich im Internet zu reden? Denk nochmal, Wichser! In eben diesem Augenblick kontaktiere ich mein geheimes amerikanisches Netzwerk von Spionen und lasse deine IP verfolgen, also zieh dich Warm an, du Made! Diese Naturgewalt wird das vom Erdboden verschwinden lassen, was du dein Leben schimpfst! Du bist tot, kid! Ich kann zu jedem Zeitpunkt irgendwo anderes sein und dich in über siebenhundert verschiedenen Weisen töten, und das nur mit meinen Händen! Ich bin nicht nur ausgiebig im unbewaffneten Kampf trainiert, sondern habe auch Zugang zum kompletten Arsenal des Marine Corps der Vereinigten Staaten und werde dies vollumfänglich nutzen um deinen erbärmlichen Arsch vom Gesicht des Kontinents zu wischen, du kleiner Wurm! Hättest du doch nur wissen können, welch unheilige Vergeltung dein kleiner "cleverer" Kommentar über dich hineinbrechen lassen würde, vileicht hättest du dann deine dreckige Zunge im Zaum gehalten. Aber das konntest du ja nicht, du hast es nicht, und nun wirst du den Preis dafür bezahlen, du gottverdammter Idiot! Ich werde all meinen Zorn über dich scheißen, und du wirst darin ertrinken. Du bist tot, kiddo!
498e94 No.2164945
so yeah... car on fire down the street, proly from fireworks
...that happened, again
95876f No.2164946
>>2164944
I don't have copypastas, sorry
05b84a No.2164947
>>2164945
Ive had neighbours light a huge pine tree on fire with fireworks on their lawn on new years
95876f No.2164948
791408 No.2164950
blonde hair and blue eyes are nice features. Can't deny that.
And they had a good taste in fashion
95876f No.2164951
Hu's real name is Muhammad, don't believe him
05b84a No.2164952
>>2164949
Cato nation-less spaic miner
>>2164950
Hugo Boss was a nazi
05b84a No.2164954
>>2164953
Hugo boss cologne sucks
791408 No.2164955
>>2164954
it's based on Zyklon B
05b84a No.2164956
>>2164955
hah, I wonder if the newer ones are the same
Apparently he died of a tooth abscess...owie
95876f No.2164958
008b15 No.2164961
>>2164944
>affenkriegsführung
hah
2b044f No.2164962
Someone employ me so I don't get evicted by my parents
32bfdd No.2164964
>>2164962
lol get a job
Or just come be my cumslut
008b15 No.2164965
>>2164963
I'll check it out
did you check out kaguya or promised neverland?
d21986 No.2164966
>>2164965
no
I just finished the chapter i linked and found out they klled best girl already
dropped
008b15 No.2164967
>>2164966
and who would that be
008b15 No.2164969
>>2164968
Oh
I thought the nice teacher that totally does not look like an evil witch that uses handmade clothing to steal your life force
d21986 No.2164970
>>2164969
i hope they bring her back
looks like they ripped her skin off tho
poor kyouko clone ;~;
008b15 No.2164971
Well that escalated quickly.
Also this is cleared inspired by promised neverland.
008b15 No.2164972
clearly*
>>2164970
>"Anyone Can Die" (trope)
>: In the first chapter, you might be under the impression that new students and roommates Meiri, Louise, and Mimi who form a friendship immediately upon meeting will be the story's main trio. You'd be 2/3th right.
kek
d21986 No.2164973
>>2164972
>>2164971
I'm halfway through chapter two and they got a new roomate now
but I'm not getting my hopes up cause they're probably gonna do her the same way
Also read this other one http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Children-MIURA-Miu/Ch-001---Work?id=428228
the main girl looks like that one saya character that's always playing with guts and stuff
008b15 No.2164974
>>2164973
she got dem hair nekomimis
check out this surreal chinese comedy short story manga
it's funny
008b15 No.2164975
32bfdd No.2164979
d21986 No.2164982
>>2164981
who is this goddess?
32bfdd No.2164983
>>2164980
Hows it hanging Jamal?
d21986 No.2164989
>>2164987
can't think of any black people names better than that?
4a4dcf No.2164991
df7be4 No.2164992
c15f7d No.2164993
97047f No.2164994
>>2164989
Sorry, Dwayne.
>>2164992
What if they don't get made? 🤔
d21986 No.2164995
>>2164994
That doesn't even sound like a black name
df7be4 No.2164996
>>2164994
Then more tariffs.
97047f No.2164997
>>2164995
I haven't met a white guy named Dwayne at least.
0db70a No.2164998
d21986 No.2164999
>>2164997
most of them are just regular names with either "de" in front or "quan/shawn" at the end
tay or jay usually follow too
008b15 No.2165000
>>2164982
satou kimi from maken-ki!
008b15 No.2165002
d21986 No.2165003
>>2165000
there will never be a kitty girl main character
d21986 No.2165005
>>2165001
perfect
that is what we will name our adopted son
he will be chinese like soto
d21986 No.2165007
>>2165004
not any good ones at least
32bfdd No.2165010
97047f No.2165011
>>2165005
He's Mexican
>>2165010
Sup Pablo?
d21986 No.2165012
>>2165009
This is getting gud
they made the main girl clean up her friends guts and stuff
>>2165011
disowned
d21986 No.2165014
>>2165013
There need to be more animu like this instead of gay ass SOL
008b15 No.2165019
>>2165014
I'm not averse to seinen/gory stuff/horror/etc, what irks me is when the authors use it as a substitute for adult themes, or just lowkey think that you can't appeal to adults without being edgy.
d21986 No.2165021
>>2165018
I dun believe you
>>2165019
do you think this is like that?
45da04 No.2165023
>>2165022
oh hey I've heard this before
008b15 No.2165024
>>2165021
I can't know for sure, especially since I haven't read it entirely.
the titles i can positively say are like this would be elfen lied, gantz, higurashi, mirai nikki to a degree.
Examples of titles that do it well are Black Lagoon, Parasyte, Berserk.
d21986 No.2165025
>>2165024
>>2165024
I like elfin lied and higurashi
0db70a No.2165026
>>2165020
tfw music makes or brakes your PvP game
008b15 No.2165028
>>2165023
I will continue posting this until everyone likes it.
meanwhile something random
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVoOQJK3iaE
>>2165025
More power to you.
I generally don't care what people enjoy, as long as they don't insist it's some sort of masterpiece because it has squeamish gore scenes. EL in particular is hurt puppy syndrome taken to the extreme.
d21986 No.2165029
>>2165028
my favorite part is the voice acting in the english version
df7be4 No.2165030
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097366 No.2165031
EL was good for that first opening scene and it was all downhill from there.
97047f No.2165032
Elfen Lied was good for that first frame and it was all downhill from there.
d21986 No.2165033
actually the song is the best part
097366 No.2165034
>>2165032
That's basically what I just said, yeah
97047f No.2165035
>>2165034
yeah but like 0.003s instead of like 30 seconds
097366 No.2165036
0db70a No.2165037
>>2165027
well a giant club to the face will do a pretty good job of stopping you
>>2165031
el was mildly enjoyable
097366 No.2165038
>>2165037
MILDLY ISN"T GOOD ENUFF
97047f No.2165039
097366 No.2165040
>>2165039
it's 2018. everything is homovan fagets
0db70a No.2165041
>>2165038
better than most anime tbh
008b15 No.2165042
>>2165029
the dynamic between bandou and nana wasn't too bad imo
I'm gonna g2bed, only slept 3.5 hours which makes me a high functioning corpse by my usual standards
097366 No.2165043
>>2165041
i don't remember. it's been a while for chinese cartoons.
d21986 No.2165044
>>2165042
nini mashy
-kissu-
97047f No.2165045
>>2165040
It has been like that since 2014 tbh
097366 No.2165046
097366 No.2165048
i don't see a problem there
0db70a No.2165051
>>2165043
not watched any of the new good ones?
097366 No.2165052
>>2165051
The last anime I saw was KLK episode 6 or some shit back in 2012
097366 No.2165053
2014-5?* Idk after I moved back from Virginia
0db70a No.2165054
>>2165052
not even seen made in abyss? that was legit a top tier show
097366 No.2165055
>>2165054
never heard of it
97047f No.2165056
097366 No.2165057
d21986 No.2165059
wow that was an absolute shit storm
e01bfc No.2165062
>>2165061
Waddling duckies are my Achilles heal. So adorable.
0db70a No.2165063
>>2165055
you really should, its legit one of the best shows ive ever seen
097366 No.2165064
HAI SABS
>>2165063
I'm not good at sitting down to watch things. I borrowed a movie from my Mother 4 weeks ago and I've yet to even think about watching it even though I'm interested.
498e94 No.2165065
oh hey Sabs is here.... hi Sabs
0db70a No.2165066
>>2165064
i generally only really sit down to watch things i think are genuinely interesting tbh
097366 No.2165068
>>2165066
you watch anime tho
498e94 No.2165069
caffeine, tacos and afternoon naps
e01bfc No.2165070
>>2165069
I could go for all those plus some comfy cuddles right now.
097366 No.2165071
498e94 No.2165072
>>2165070
oh... i forgot the warm kitty
hows your day?
0db70a No.2165073
>>2165068
not much, barely any these days
0db70a No.2165074
e01bfc No.2165075
>>2165071
I wanna cuddle your facccccccccccccce.
>>2165072
Bleh! Typical Monday. Plus my boss is going out of town tomorrow so I'll have extra work covering some of his duties. But July 4 should be fun. Got plans? :3
498e94 No.2165076
>>2165075
concert at the public square tomorrow then fireworks display on the 4th... should be nice
i feel we should ban either mondays or fridays
e01bfc No.2165077
>>2165076
I feel like some obscure relative should leave me a million bajillion dollars so I can just loaf at home forever.
498e94 No.2165078
>>2165077
id go loopy with all that free time... will take the cash too tho
e01bfc No.2165079
>>2165078
I would find something I WANT to do without worrying about deadlines and performance reviews and being fired, etc, ya know?
498e94 No.2165080
>>2165079
woa woa are you suggesting we enjoy things in this life?
thats just crazy talk
e01bfc No.2165081
>>2165080
I don't know if it could ever work (I'm no expert), but I think a lot about the idea of a universal basic income and how it might allow people to take their time developing passions and skills that might benefit all of us if they didn't have to constantly worry about the other shoe dropping and losing everything.
498e94 No.2165082
>>2165081
im passionate about sleep, all about developing that
life always finds a way to disturb my leisure activities. i slack at every given opportunity
e01bfc No.2165083
>>2165082
Sleep is the most delicious thing. I wish I wasn't so bad at it.
498e94 No.2165084
>>2165083
i happen to be an expert on this subject lol
097366 No.2165085
>>2165075
let's have a sleepover~
e01bfc No.2165086
>>2165084
I used to be. I could sleep through anything like a rock. Now every little sound up and down the block wakes me up. -____-
>>2165085
We can dye each other's hair and do our nails and stay up talking about boys! ♥
097366 No.2165087
>>2165086
obviously.
i'm still not too sure about the current boy :/
he's really nice and stuff but idk I kinda just want him for hookups am I supposed to just say that?
d21986 No.2165088
097366 No.2165089
80a34a No.2165090
I want nazi molestia to step on my dick.
e01bfc No.2165091
>>2165087
>am I supposed to just say that?
It's probably best to be honest with him. And there's nothing wrong with just wanting physical affection as long both parties know that and can maintain their cool IMO. ♥
498e94 No.2165092
>>2165086
about that sounds down the block thing... some idiot set they car on fire last night with fireworks
like... actual fireball of melting plastic and fuel esplosions
097366 No.2165093
>>2165091
Okay. I've just never been in this type of position before (pun not intended). I'm not ready to deal with an S.O.'s kid and stuff y'know?
e01bfc No.2165094
>>2165092
Their own car?! I hope so. Idiots.
>>2165093
Aw, yeah. That'd be a bit much. I think if you're honest and upfront, it's perfectly ok.
498e94 No.2165095
498e94 No.2165096
>>2165094
yah... they own car
ttyl sabs
097366 No.2165097
>>2165094
Thanks for your advice Sabby <3
e01bfc No.2165098
>>2165097
Np. I mean, I'm not expert, and I've only been intimate with two people I've been in serious relationships with. But on principle, I really don't think there's anything wrong with just being physical and having those needs met as long as both people understand that and are on the same page. And I know you're a sweet person who's not out to just hurt or use anyone. ♥
097366 No.2165099
e01bfc No.2165100
>>2165099
Oh, I think I sent you a Wendy's thing on Steam. Hopefully you got it. ^o^
d21986 No.2165102
>>2165101
what's in portugal
54b4f8 No.2165103
>>2165102
None of your business.
e01bfc No.2165104
Scoot rides shotgun on a Portuguese milk wagon. :3
54b4f8 No.2165105
What did they mean by this?
d21986 No.2165106
>>2165103
why not?
>>2165104
that sounds gay
097366 No.2165107
32bfdd No.2165110
https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2018-07-02/man-threatens-shooting-at-anime-expo-authorities-notified/.133142
LMAO Lonzo made it all the way to the ANN
Its kinda sad seeing everyone overreact to his shitposting and now he's banned from AX
e01bfc No.2165112
>>2165105
There are no wrong answers. ♥
54b4f8 No.2165113
>>2165112
But... What if they are contradictory answers!
097366 No.2165114
That doesn't seem like an overreaction based on the texts imo
e01bfc No.2165115
>>2165113
There are no contradictions in an absurd universe.
54b4f8 No.2165116
>>2165115
I am in an absurd universe?! Nani?!?
80a34a No.2165117
>>2165110
Did you have sex with traps yet?
097366 No.2165118
oh is that why it's so slow today? all the weebs are at ax
097366 No.2165120
>>2165119
I don't keep a calendar of events for anime stuff. sorry
80a34a No.2165121
>>2165118
Why aren't you at AX?
54b4f8 No.2165122
>>2165120
Me neither. Post butt.
32bfdd No.2165123
>>2165114
Knowing Lonzo he just talks alot of shit
I have partied with him plenty of times and he's a fun guy
Though Ive heard hes got off his meds so I wouldn't necessarily trust him either lol
>>2165117
lolno I have work until Tue then I have Wed off but work Thur then have fri - Sat off (AX weekend)
Back to work on Sun
>>2165118
Nah Day 0 is Wed
097366 No.2165124
>>2165121
Why should I be is the better question.
>>2165122
Nah. I'm not feeling up to any of that nonsense today. I'm kinda depressed and lonely today.
ba8c2c No.2165126
let's all be depressed and lonely today together
80a34a No.2165127
>>2165124
Cosplay sadistic Wendy.
097366 No.2165128
>>2165127
I only cosplay for people in bedrooms.
80a34a No.2165129
>>2165128
What if AX is a super large bedroom
097366 No.2165131
>>2165129
No means no. I don't go to cons because I don't like fanboys and have little to no interest in the subject matter.
54b4f8 No.2165132
>>2165124
Know that feel, that sucks.
32bfdd No.2165133
>>2165125
I need money lmao
I worked 49 hrs last week so i'll be set for AX
I also bought an 8ball and one of those half gram cartridges for those wax pens
I didnt end up buying a weekend badge cause they're like at $135 rn so I'm just buying a day pass for like $75 lol
I mean I couldve afforded the weekend pass but I bought 3.5 grams of cocaine and weed instead lmao
097366 No.2165134
>>2165132
yeah :/
last night was fun but i woke up all grump and sad i don't know why.
What's new with Scoots?
80a34a No.2165136
>>2165131
okay sorry!!!
>>2165133
that's a lotta work
that's a drugs
54b4f8 No.2165138
>>2165134
Nothing really new, lazy day. Hit the irons. Working through brain chemical imbalance due to Saturday's antics. Work tomorrow. About to beat the meat. So all in all, nothing spectacular.
What happened last night?
https://youtu.be/BzbxacRr5Gk
32bfdd No.2165139
>>2165136
Nah, 40 hrs is just a standard week
The extra hrs were OT which were nice since I am getting 21/hr
Yeah, its fun dressing up as an anime character and doing a bunch of drugs with other people dressed as anime characters
80a34a No.2165140
>>2165139
wow richboye
yeah 40 is standard but a day's overtime is a lot, that's like 2 hours a day
097366 No.2165141
>>2165138
oh went to the bar after work for a couple rummys for my tummy and then I went to meet up with my coworker and we went on a burn cruise. We had some good laughs.
What was your Saturday?
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54b4f8 No.2165144
>>2165141
Family Wedding, Got thoroughly leathered. Yesterday was suffering.
That though does sound fun.
Bum cruise?
097366 No.2165145
>>2165144
ooh I've come to like weddings now that I get dressed up the way I want to. And alcohol, obviously.
BURN cruise. Smonking weed.
54b4f8 No.2165146
>>2165145
420
weed gang
4 life
097366 No.2165147
>>2165146
That was the rest of it too :(
fuck i'm so bored
32bfdd No.2165148
>>2165140
It aint too bad honestly
Im a minority too so my body is genetically designed for it
I also need lots of money to buy us all rounds of drinks at AX
Well except for Nezi since he doesnt drink
I'll just buy him some food
>>2165143
Oh you too?
It's great ^W^
Makes me feel rich for a day lol
097366 No.2165149
>>2165148
Yeah 24/hr to make french fries feels illegal.
2b3459 No.2165150
>>2165147
boring days happen
gomen
nothing to watch?
097366 No.2165151
>>2165150
idk i might go for another joy ride and resist temptation to swerve off a ledge.
097366 No.2165152
like, I'd like to at least pay my car off before I do anything awful
80a34a No.2165153
>>2165148
i can't manage more than 5 days, 45~46 hours but then again commute is a bitch, so that's another 2 hours a day
well enjoy the AX and spare some money to buy weeb merch lmao
2b3459 No.2165154
>>2165151
Sounds gay as fuck, the ledge part.But, tokyozopna driftu sounds fun
097366 No.2165155
>>2165154
more realistically it would be a big fat tree and not a ledge, but the point got across I think.
2b3459 No.2165156
>>2165155
True true. When I get really blue and sad I tend to wonder/marvel at the idea of not existing at all. But then I realize that is a silly train of thought. And bully others to death. Because other people aren't real. They are just play things in my movie.
e5e923 No.2165157
>>2164973
Thanks, I love cooking manga.
e01bfc No.2165158
Y'all mothereffers need hugs.
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d21986 No.2165160
>>2165157
cooking?
did you even read it?
d21986 No.2165162
3b2fe8 No.2165163
>>2165158
sure ill take one
2b3459 No.2165164
>>2165158
Silly silly actress
e01bfc No.2165165
>>2165163
<squish>
>>2165164
Daisy Ridley can come eat some chicken back at the place. :3
3b2fe8 No.2165166
>>2165165
thanks i needed that.
2b3459 No.2165167
>>2165165
Would it be finger lickin' good?
e01bfc No.2165168
>>2165166
♥Happy to help!
>>2165167
Fingers, toes, tummies...
2b3459 No.2165170
>>2165168
How utterly lurid.
e01bfc No.2165171
>>2165170
Sorry, sorry. I have a shameless girl crush on her. ^o^
2b3459 No.2165172
>>2165171
Understandable. It is seeable why. ALTHOUGH...
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2b3459 No.2165174
>>2165173
I was actually going nowhere with that, figured I would see a reaction of some sort. But eh, eh, eh, Poor nippon. Bringing disgrace to their ancestors.
6ac6ec No.2165175
Hello weebs. whats happening with you?
e01bfc No.2165176
>>2165174
Such a cutie patootie.
>>2165175
I got candy. ^o^
d21986 No.2165177
2b3459 No.2165178
>>2165176
patoot a coot!
anyway,
bedtime, later
♥
e01bfc No.2165179
>>2165178
Aw, nighty night!
Have a good one, Scoober.
6ac6ec No.2165180
>>2165176
What kind? I like liquorice best.
>>2165177
Looked boring, I don't care for kids or Spanish.
d21986 No.2165181
>>2165180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0Wj5rH2GMg
he does lots of mysteries and stuff that happens on the internet and the world
e01bfc No.2165182
>>2165180
Gummi Lifesavers. I always start with the red ones, then the green ones. It's required.
6ac6ec No.2165183
>>2165181
I don't like his voice. A big thing for me is the voice. I watched a few of the internet historian videos, those are quite good. The man has a nice voice.
>>2165182
I've never heard of them. Don't think they exist here. I'm not too fond of sweet anymore, I put a lot of effort into eating well.
d21986 No.2165184
>>2165183
what's wrong with it
097366 No.2165185
What ever happened to Shiro?
6ac6ec No.2165186
>>2165184
I got beaten very badly a few years back. Don't want to let people do that to me again.
>>2165185
Maybe he died, maybe he just left you. People come and go
d21986 No.2165187
>>2165186
what has that got to do with his voice???
6ac6ec No.2165191
We all die sooner or later, no need to wish life away it will be over before you know it.
I have to go to bed I'm working the England Columbia game tomorrow.
>>2165187
A lot of westerners have terrible voices. I can't watch a lot of American and English videos. The voices put me off.
3b2fe8 No.2165193
stop wishing death on people ffs
97047f No.2165194
Well you're from Pakistan so wishing death on you would be a blessing.
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3b2fe8 No.2165198
>>2165194
>>2165196
i love you guys too
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3b2fe8 No.2165204
>>2165202
nothing much really have everything planned out for the trip to moscow in august
just came back from work really tired
what about you
097366 No.2165206
>>2165204
hmm I went on a couple joy rides on my day off. other than that it's been p boring. I miss my old roommate :/
097366 No.2165208
>>2165207
he got kicked out lol
started threatening his sister with his guns or something retarded.
d21986 No.2165211
>>2165210
is that what you feel?
3b2fe8 No.2165212
>>2165208
>threatening his sister with guns
he was atleast chill otherwise right?
097366 No.2165213
>>2165212
To me at least yeah. I don't know where his burning hatred for his sister comes from tbh
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62fab1 No.2165221
>>2165220
How does it take five firefighters to unlock a car door?
It's like a really shitty "Who would win" meme.
4a4dcf No.2165222
>>2165220
Another good one
3e5bd7 No.2165224
>>2165221
Looks like it's in the UK. Probably took 5 to find one with a permit to break into the car.
>>2165222
d21986 No.2165226
>>2165220
what is the water for?
62fab1 No.2165228
3e5bd7 No.2165229
>>2165226
Apparently for Elizabeth to take a bath.
>>2165228
Apparently they just made it illegal to watch terrorist videos.
4a4dcf No.2165230
>>2165224
Last part is bad
d21986 No.2165232
>>2165229
She doesn't bathe in water, silly.
3e5bd7 No.2165234
>>2165230
>>2165231
idk
>>2165232
Then what's the tub water for?
97047f No.2165235
>>2165227
Isn't that like, the default state? :3
4a4dcf No.2165236
>>2165234
What a nice chicken
3e5bd7 No.2165237
>>2165236
It's a pretty good cock.
4a4dcf No.2165238
>>2165237
I wouldn't call us frienderinos
I don't know who you are ;~;
d21986 No.2165239
>>2165233
>>2165234
she is also known as the countess of blood
cause she bathed in the blood of virgins to stay young and pretty looking
df7be4 No.2165240
>>2165239
but how old is she now since she's staying young?
d21986 No.2165241
>>2165240
she died in 1610 or something
pretty sure she got killed for her crimes
df7be4 No.2165242
>>2165241
so long as she only looks 8 i guess.
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d21986 No.2165246
>>2165244
cute
>>2165245
she was pretty ugly
845960 No.2165247
>neighbor blasts his music every fucking day for hours on end
>works for the apartment building so he's immune to complaints
I kinda wanna learn how to hack his wifi and cast ear rape to his speakers tbh.
people that blast their music loud enough for neighbors to hear it deserve crucifixion
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d21986 No.2165254
>>2165253
nuh uh she's japanese
4a4dcf No.2165255
Brown Kyouko is better than white Kyouko imho
97047f No.2165256
>>2165254
Oh, I didn't realize that you were also Japanese.
d21986 No.2165257
>>2165255
ty
>>2165256
I don't think so
df7be4 No.2165259
97047f No.2165261
>>2165259
No thanks.
>>2165260
No thanks.
97047f No.2165263
>>2165262
If you were Dutch on the other hand....
df7be4 No.2165264
>>2165263
It was just apples and cinnamon. I like Dutch apple better but that wasn't the one on sale.
d21986 No.2165265
>>2165263
there might be a little in me
957730 No.2165266
Stop getting fucked by the dutch then.
df7be4 No.2165269
df7be4 No.2165270
>>2165267
the pie i bought.
97047f No.2165271
>>2165268
Because that's just a shitty meme and the nationality of the person I like is meaningless
df7be4 No.2165275
>>2165274
it was related to that post.
97047f No.2165276
>>2165275
I don't have headphones
d21986 No.2165277
>>2165274
memes are just the shittiest thing
especially the ones created here
97047f No.2165278
>>2165277
Explain scat fetishes.
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d21986 No.2165281
>>2165278
i can't because i don't have one
97047f No.2165282
>>2165281
But they're the shittiest thing
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d21986 No.2165284
>>2165282
you're the shittiest thing
97047f No.2165285
>>2165284
I thought memes were.
d21986 No.2165286
>>2165285
I change my mind
44436e No.2165287
How do u guys cope with the fact that there are no animes as good as bob teen ebin
97047f No.2165288
>>2165286
Oh :(
>>2165287
Eromanga Sensei
d21986 No.2165289
>>2165288
you aren't really sad
44436e No.2165290
>>2165288
I already saw that
When is season 2
97047f No.2165291
>>2165289
My life is a never ending cycle of suffering.
>>2165290
I don't know, but I heard that Despacito 2 is going to be the OP song.
44436e No.2165293
>>2165291
Is that a meme song
d21986 No.2165294
>>2165291
like when you finish a really shitty manga and just feel raped at the end
97047f No.2165295
>>2165293
Yes, of course.
>>2165294
What?
d21986 No.2165296
>>2165295
that happened to me today
I wanna erase that trash from my mind
97047f No.2165297
>>2165296
Read more Eromanga Sensei.
d21986 No.2165298
>>2165297
what do i get from watching it
df7be4 No.2165300
>>2165298
a possible night of anime and chill.
d21986 No.2165301
>>2165299
why would that happen?
97047f No.2165302
>>2165301
Because there are lots of manly, hairy men for you to ogle.
97047f No.2165304
>>2165303
SONO CHI NO SADAME
d21986 No.2165305
>>2165304
I have never had any desire to watch this
97047f No.2165306
>>2165305
It's probably too manly for you.
d21986 No.2165307
>>2165306
That may be the case
d21986 No.2165309
what's the point of a screen saver on a tv
097366 No.2165310
so you don't get porn burnt into your screen
818cbf No.2165311
To save your screen obvs.
097366 No.2165312
d21986 No.2165313
>>2165310
>>2165310
who the hell buys porn on the tv
097366 No.2165314
>>2165313
people in hotels probably idk porn is for losers
818cbf No.2165318
Hello, yes, this is sashimi.
45da04 No.2165319
How are you?
Had a good day?
097366 No.2165320
>>2165318
What's new?
>>2165319
No. My outfit was cute, but today was a bust :(
I don't like having boy-problems ugh
Are you out in LA yet?
45da04 No.2165321
>>2165320
I am sorry to hear, I hope you get lucky next time.
Nah I get there on the 5th
097366 No.2165323
>>2165321
It's not about getting lucky, it's about fending off the last one. I was content leaving it as a one night thing.
oooh nice. getting excited?
818cbf No.2165324
>>2165320
Making questionable eBay purchases. You?
45da04 No.2165325
>>2165323
I haven't eaten in 24 hours and i'm tired, this doesn't make sense to me right now
sorry .-.
yeah it's gonna be fun ^^
097366 No.2165326
>>2165324
Questionable how~? You're making my imagination run wild.
Probably about to do some online shopping myself. Luckily I left my credit cards in my car cause I knew it would come to this. Not that I couldn't go down to the street and get them if I really wanted to :/
097366 No.2165327
>>2165325
which part doesn't make sense?
480743 No.2165328
I need to order some parts online for one of my guns.
097366 No.2165329
i gotta buy a bumper still and I wanna buy brakes. Being responsible is expensive :(
45da04 No.2165330
>>2165327
the part about the outfit working, but the day being bad
in association with "leaving it as a one night thing"
i can't into thoughts rn holy fuck
basically all of it
480743 No.2165331
Who said anything about being responsible?
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d21986 No.2165333
>>2165328
you don't have to go down that path
it'll be k
097366 No.2165334
>>2165330
Oh. I'm pretty scatterbrained rn too, sorry.
My landlady said my outfit was cute, I went to see my old roommate and the guy was still over there too so I felt trapped. It was all an elaborate set up that is making me feel increasingly betrayed somehow.
>>2165332
I already have it bookmarked, but thanks. They ship it to my door paint-matched and shit and everything, just pop that fucker on.
45da04 No.2165335
>>2165334
what's your relation to your roommate and the guy
480743 No.2165336
>>2165333
The gun has a ten pound trigger pull and feels like dragging a brick across sandpaper. I need to get new springs for that and so I can fire +P rounds. As it stands it is not pleasant to fire and the bullets go all over the place. I'm also going to switch the grips because the grips it has are worn out.
d21986 No.2165337
>>2165336
sounds like a lot of work
097366 No.2165338
>>2165335
My old roommate is supposed to be my best friend, the guy is my old roommate and his friend's mutual friend. They had the idea to set me up with the guy last tuesday but I was looking for sex not a relationship so it's just awkward when we're all hanging out now.
097366 No.2165339
I used to be my old roommate's mistress too, which is kind of irrelevant, but adds to the awkwardness of the hanging out lol
I gotta stop fucking all my friends I guess idk
45da04 No.2165340
>>2165338
ah okay
i don't get it completely cause of how tired i am
but the last part makes sense
yeah that's awkward
480743 No.2165341
>>2165337
It's not, just tedious work. But when it's all sorted away it'll be a pleasure to take it to the range.
818cbf No.2165344
>>2165326
How could that make your imagination go wild?
It's eBay. The fuck sort of shit are you buying off eBay?
097366 No.2165345
>>2165344
I haven't bought anything from ebay since like 2007 lol
I just figured you finally started ordering huge dildos or something.
097366 No.2165346
that's why i asked questionable like how also btw sushi-face
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4b53d5 No.2165348
It is about that time, aint it?
818cbf No.2165349
>I gotta stop fucking all my friends I guess idk
>cato come to bed~
097366 No.2165350
a;ksdjhga;ighubapg;h
I can't help it x_x
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097366 No.2165353
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
818cbf No.2165354
Close your legs; it's starting to smell in here.
097366 No.2165355
That's Neko's bathwater tbh
d21986 No.2165356
my bathwater is purer than an angel's heart
45da04 No.2165357
>having friends to fuck
>talking to other humans
>being within 500 miles of civilization
shiggy diggy
480743 No.2165360
>you will never kill and eat an ancient Homo habilis, erectus, or neanderthalensis
Why live?
45da04 No.2165361
>>2165359
i'm jk'ing, love you~
d21986 No.2165362
for the chance to do it someday
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480743 No.2165365
If we ever are able to clone ancient extinct animals including ancient human ancestors I hope that we are able to kill and eat them.
097366 No.2165367
>>2165366
slide into my dms bb
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d21986 No.2165369
>>2165365
are you a cannibal?
0db220 No.2165372
How do I go about telling my friend he's a gigantic faggot for vaping with a juul?
45da04 No.2165373
say "you're a gigantic faggot for vaping with a juul"
d21986 No.2165374
>>2165372
punch him square in the taint
480743 No.2165375
>>2165372
Buy him a dildo for his birthday.
0db220 No.2165376
>>2165374
Lol no
>>2165375
But his birthday was last year :(
0db220 No.2165377
>>2165373
also he doesn't take me serious when I say this
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480743 No.2165382
>>2165376
He has only ever had a single birthday his entire life?