7dfc98 No.2160268
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
BEGONE THOT Edition.
20aff7 No.2160272
time for you to leave then, scoots
decff2 No.2160273
This manga is a great comedy
42b79b No.2160274
Ikt theres a Konosuba Movie coming out btw
0ebbd4 No.2160275
Kuzuma better smash that loli
7dfc98 No.2160276
42b79b No.2160278
>>2160275
I dont think i'd make a good Kazuma
should I cosplay him?
0ebbd4 No.2160279
42b79b No.2160280
>>2160279
Both of my friends are group cosplaying from that series my flat chested Asian friend is cosplaying Megumin and the big tiddy one is doing darkness
We still need a aqua tho
0ebbd4 No.2160282
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decff2 No.2160286
I can't post a picture....
Fuck
42b79b No.2160288
>>2160282
That nigga is manly af tho
decff2 No.2160290
>>2160289
Don't post picture of your father
4f69b1 No.2160292
>>2160290
Shit. they're closer to my son's age than my dad.
958d10 No.2160293
Too many thiana's in this thread tho
0ebbd4 No.2160294
>>2160288
Isn't he a cute trap?!
42b79b No.2160295
>>2160294
Nah hes an average white guy
sorta like Ian
20aff7 No.2160298
958d10 No.2160299
42b79b No.2160301
>>2160298
*touches your hairy ass*
0ebbd4 No.2160302
20aff7 No.2160303
>>2160299
Nah, you get proper pets~
>>2160301
.//.
>>2160302
pls help me with your mod senpai
0ebbd4 No.2160305
>>2160303
i tried to catch up to a cop car today but it was speeding more than i was comfortable speeding
i just wanted to see if they're using those new audis yet :sob:
958d10 No.2160306
>>2160303
What's proper pets?
20aff7 No.2160307
>>2160306
There kind where I'd stroke your hair and back for hours on end.
>>2160305
Could have busted you for speeding
42b79b No.2160308
>>2160303
Come on Hu, you're supposed to like call me a faggot or something
Don't just blush like that out of no where, it's embarrassing
958d10 No.2160309
>>2160307
I might fall asleep
4f69b1 No.2160311
>>2160308
you softened him up. You should go in for the kill now.
20aff7 No.2160312
>>2160309
Wouldn't stop me from ensuring you slept comfortably
>>2160308
./////////////////////.
>>2160310
yay ^^
958d10 No.2160313
>>2160312
I'm sure I would sleep soundly
42b79b No.2160314
>>2160312
Now I want to kiss you
958d10 No.2160315
20aff7 No.2160317
>>2160313
Good. Deserve to sleep very well
>>2160314
No you don't, lol
6b3158 No.2160318
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708972 No.2160321
>>2160320
Im brock, the gym leader at pewter city.
264aff No.2160322
Hello weebs, how has your day been? I've not done a lot, back at the football tomorrow.
decff2 No.2160324
>>2160321
Sounds like schizophrenia
decff2 No.2160325
All my spells in doll are gone, well, fuck
6b3158 No.2160326
264aff No.2160327
>>2160326
I don't play the game, I'm on the security team. I shout at people and restrain them and occasionally punch them
958d10 No.2160328
>>2160317
Wish I could sleep right meow
decff2 No.2160330
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6b3158 No.2160332
>>2160327
oooh, you're a tough guy~
20aff7 No.2160333
>>2160328
Gotta bed soon too.
264aff No.2160334
>>2160332
Not really I can just get hit a lot before I fall over. Never been much good at fighting, drunks go down quite easy.
0dd905 No.2160335
get you a man who punches troublemakers
decff2 No.2160336
6b3158 No.2160337
>>2160334
that's true. forgot about the overpriced beer at events. wew
>>2160335
What if I'm the troublemaker x_x
0dd905 No.2160338
>>2160337
Then I guess he should restrain you.
6b3158 No.2160339
215da1 No.2160340
My attempt to rile my favourite poster/best friend didn't work. back to no VPN I suppose.
>>2160335
I used to be a trouble maker so I know how they think. The bigger boys usually punch them, I'm better at shouting at foreigners, I have a scarier voice than them.
>>2160337
Football is all about beer, the Brits are especially bad for at drinking.
6b3158 No.2160341
>>2160340
so we're talking about soccer football or American football? your flag keeps changing so I'm confuse
7dfc98 No.2160342
Shopping for formal clothing is a pain.
215da1 No.2160343
>>2160341
Sorry I'm actually Russian, was just having a joke. The world cup of soccer football is in Russia and I got a job on the security team. Use your head, when have Brits ever played American football.
>>2160342
You going to a fancy event?
6b3158 No.2160346
>>2160343
idk I don't really watch sports *shrugs*
215da1 No.2160347
>>2160345
Wow do you get one of the special roles? I haven't been to a wedding since I was 8.
>>2160346
What are your hobbies?
958d10 No.2160348
>>2160333
But then who will pet me
708972 No.2160349
Todays gona be super chill today i can feel it
6b3158 No.2160350
>>2160347
Cooking
Gardening
Building and flying racing drones
diablo 3
i can kickflip a skateboard
7dfc98 No.2160351
>>2160347
Thankfully I don't. Just turn up. Witness, then go home change into casuals for the reception.
decff2 No.2160352
Golden Kamuy is end, deamn
20aff7 No.2160353
>>2160336
sleeping in an embrace is good enough, isn't it?
>>2160336
I got stuff I have to attend tomorrow morning though
6b3158 No.2160354
>Great for containing and transporting liquids and solids
Yup, that's a bucket. Thanks Amazon *patpat*
decff2 No.2160355
>>2160353
"Sleep" is same to "wasting time"
215da1 No.2160356
I have to go, it's late and I have to do some work early tomorrow. have a nice night.
decff2 No.2160357
DITF is turning to minecraft anime
decff2 No.2160358
They all will die because of hunger
decff2 No.2160359
0ebbd4 No.2160360
I want to protect Hii-chan.
decff2 No.2160361
b669b7 No.2160363
>Diablo 3
You should give Path of Exile a chance Elma, I played D3 religiously but I converted recently.
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385d67 No.2160365
>>2160353
It's not good enough
20aff7 No.2160367
385d67 No.2160368
>>2160367
I can't even breathe without pets
20aff7 No.2160369
>>2160368
Must be petted 24/7 then~
385d67 No.2160372
>>2160369
Yes all the time and every minute of every hour
>>2160371
*Purr purr* <3
385d67 No.2160374
>>2160373
You don't have to rub it in
385d67 No.2160376
20aff7 No.2160377
>>2160372
Cutie~
Gotta head to bed. Have a lovely day
385d67 No.2160378
385d67 No.2160382
Can't believe today went by so fast ^^
385d67 No.2160384
>>2160383
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385d67 No.2160391
>>2160390
Hai speccy ^^
Battery running low
f3ba34 No.2160392
>>2160391
Go plug ya damn phone in.
385d67 No.2160393
>>2160392
No one close
I don't think I even have my charger with me
385d67 No.2160395
>>2160394
Neko will die doing what he loves most
f3ba34 No.2160396
>>2160395
I guess in your case you'd die with the boots off.
385d67 No.2160397
>>2160396
I meant getting riggity riggity rekt but I wouldn't mind dying that way either
decff2 No.2160401
45344f No.2160405
hon hon hon eiffel tower baguette
8f9b2f No.2160406
Qu'est-ce que c'est aujourd'hui hon hon mdr hon
6b3158 No.2160407
8f9b2f No.2160408
That's -our- word, you can't just use it like that.
6b3158 No.2160410
4f69b1 No.2160411
>can't puck fans saying they aren't allowed to be called a hoser
8f9b2f No.2160412
>>2160411
I'm a Make Me Laff's fan now.
4f69b1 No.2160413
>>2160412
they gettin good and kicking some culs in?
fb55c9 No.2160414
8f9b2f No.2160416
>>2160413
Better than the Canucks and Canadiens :^)
45344f No.2160417
>>2160409
sacre bleu merde putain
4f69b1 No.2160418
>>2160416
did you jump in the lake when they made the playoffs?
8f9b2f No.2160419
>>2160418
I don't live close enough to any of the great lakes.
4f69b1 No.2160420
>>2160419
Me neither. Lake Michigan near Michigan City is the closest.
I had to stop paying attention because the hawks stopped playing like they were champions. I'm not a true fan i guess.
8f9b2f No.2160421
>>2160420
Just root for the Meme Knights
4f69b1 No.2160422
>>2160421
the new team? I dunno. They stole a good playoff opportunity from good teams.
94a7dc No.2160423
>>2160417
achtung panzer sauerkraut waffen
45344f No.2160424
>>2160423
merci beacoup mercedes pommes frittes garage
8f9b2f No.2160425
>>2160422
Cup Finals in your inaugural season though, best meme
8f9b2f No.2160426
>pommes frittes
>not pommes de terre
smh
45344f No.2160427
>pommes de terre
>not hachis parmentier
smheh
94a7dc No.2160428
>>2160424
Volkswagen furs bratwurst mitten und
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45344f No.2160430
>>2160428
je suis monte pardon pinot noir
heh
94a7dc No.2160431
du shaise mich schlafen das
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8c18fa No.2160435
Well I do declare, we got us a genuine courting ritual going on here.
45344f No.2160436
>>2160431
sois libre
homosexuel
8f9b2f No.2160437
78b33d No.2160438
>>2160437
You're the receptacle *for* the trash now?
f3ba34 No.2160439
>>2160435
Yeah, but... what happened last time Germany stuck it in France. I think we had to intervene.
8c18fa No.2160441
>>2160439
Last two times, actually. And the last one was the worst. Germany was in there for years. You're right, this may be a problem.
8f9b2f No.2160442
>>2160438
Why not both? :^)
45344f No.2160443
>>2160440
et tu
bientôt
dans mon lit
78b33d No.2160444
>>2160442
because you have to either give or receive
clear
f3ba34 No.2160445
>>2160441
I think this time we should just say "fuck it" and let it happen.
8f9b2f No.2160446
>>2160444
Well I am trash, so....
94a7dc No.2160447
>>2160443
Du machst mich unwohl
8c18fa No.2160448
>>2160445
And hope all of Europe gets involved again?
39b0d9 No.2160449
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It is time for the great exodus.
I've got two bottles of Mickey FInn and a can of Fosters.
I'm ready for the great journey into /imouto/, what should I take with me? I got my d20.
45344f No.2160450
>>2160447
Just surrender and it will be over in a jiffy.
f3ba34 No.2160451
>>2160448
The Asian kid too.
39b0d9 No.2160452
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Off to >>>/imouto/,
I'll bring back something interesting on my travels.
39b0d9 No.2160453
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Oh my god, if you type in /animus/ in /imouto/ it comes out in autocorrect as the leather club.
f3ba34 No.2160454
It's not auto correct it's a word filter you retard.
fb55c9 No.2160455
>>2160454
Be nice, he literally has 80 IQ
39b0d9 No.2160456
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>>2160454
Still, I'm learning of many things.
39b0d9 No.2160457
>>2160455
oooga booga, where the white wymmyn at?
f3ba34 No.2160458
>>2160455
Oh, gomen.
>>2160456
It's funny because he promised he'd remove them, but I guess some are still around.
39b0d9 No.2160459
>>2160458
You know /imouto/? What can you tell me about the place?
I knew a place called /ssft/ which died. Used to post there a lot.
39b0d9 No.2160460
Spectre, wanna come with me to >>>/lewd/ ?
That might be less dead.
f3ba34 No.2160461
>>2160459
Started posting there a while ago when I found out it was owned by BadFox. I'd known him from way back in another internet community. It doesn't have very many people on it at all, it's really just him and about four or five other people close to him.
39b0d9 No.2160462
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>>2160461
Isn't that always the case. I knew the owner of /ssft/ used to be this guy called Noun. There was also a pervert known as Wolf Spider which I knew at my time there.
I think a little adventure to other boards might be interesting. Like Rick and Morty travelling to other worlds, you know?
f3ba34 No.2160463
>>2160462
...do I even want to know which of us is which?
4f69b1 No.2160464
>>2160425
bad for everyone else though.
39b0d9 No.2160465
>>2160463
You're clearly the smarter one.
39b0d9 No.2160466
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Don't worry, I'll still post here. I'm not a turncoat.
fb5ce9 No.2160467
Damnit. I hoped we got rid of you.
39b0d9 No.2160468
I'm like pubic lice. Unless you get the right meds, I'm just going to cling on like a bad hangover.
But I found new places to chill in though.
708972 No.2160469
>>2160466
song feels like walkin in heaven
39b0d9 No.2160470
>>2160469
I love the art too. It would make a good choice for an avatar, just saying.
708972 No.2160472
>>2160470
There is soo much music now, now nd days, arg..... i type in any word or phrase, or the minute i think of something it exists
fb5ce9 No.2160473
>>2160471
Here kitty kitty.
39b0d9 No.2160476
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>>2160472
Here's some more music for you if you like.
I'm jumping from board to board causing a ruckus wherever I go. Apparently there is some relation to the boards I found. Spectre knows a few people from other boards.
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fb5ce9 No.2160479
>>2160474
That escalated and climaxed quickly.
8f9189 No.2160483
>>2160480
should be a blunt
fb5ce9 No.2160484
>>2160481
How goes the day??
8f9189 No.2160485
>>2160484
pretty boring
just got home and showered and stuff not too long ago
f3ba34 No.2160486
>>2160483
Gross. What do you think he is, some nigger?
4f69b1 No.2160487
fb5ce9 No.2160488
>>2160485
Same, honestly. But 12 hour days suck dick. I need to take a shower though.
fb5ce9 No.2160489
>>2160487
I have no reason to believe so.
8f9189 No.2160490
>>2160486
cigarettes are gross
>>2160488
did you have to work 12 hours?
4f69b1 No.2160491
>>2160468
I ain't got no prollim with that.
fb5ce9 No.2160492
>>2160490
Yeah. But I hope tomorrow will be better.
f3ba34 No.2160493
>>2160490
So are cats~
eh heh heh
708972 No.2160494
I listened to this song wen it first came out and i still do... beware the sounds r very jar'ing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hnT2Ky4kvU
4f69b1 No.2160495
>>2160489
yeah same here. Didn't recognize you with the new cool trip.
39b0d9 No.2160497
>>2160491
Ain't got a problem with me chilling in other places?
Or no problem with me?
fb5ce9 No.2160498
>>2160495
Oh, I know. Isn't it sexy AF?
>>2160496
Everybody loves little Annie.
4f69b1 No.2160499
>>2160497
both. me personally that is. I think it's all about not forgetting people.
The other place I went to is ded. This thread is booming to me even if it's not to anyone else.
4f69b1 No.2160500
>>2160498
>that pic
oh yeah, that is too. yep. Both.
8f9189 No.2160501
>>2160498
It was my favorite movie as a kid
I named my first kitty after her ^^
fb5ce9 No.2160502
>>2160500
I don't recognize your trip, however. Also get your wiener covered up!
39b0d9 No.2160503
>>2160499
I forget people all the time. Blame the alcohol and weed.
Where do you hail from?
fb5ce9 No.2160504
>>2160501
I named my first dog after beer. Well, after a six-pack of beer.
4f69b1 No.2160505
>>2160502
i'm the very lewd webm poster with a zillion trips.
The weiner gets all the attention.
>>2160503
basically i started in pony threads, shitposting and then came over here with scoots and pritty WAY back. I just went to both. and the mlpchan dichotomy of the /b/ pony thread
708972 No.2160506
>>2160503
Straight from africa, morcco here
fb5ce9 No.2160507
>>2160505
Oh. The one I don't really care for all that much?
8f9189 No.2160508
>>2160504
that one looks like she is trying to give birth
39b0d9 No.2160509
>>2160505
I remember pritty, she was hot. Had her gmail account, we used to chat for quite a bit.
I forgot exactly where I started, I just remember HOW I started. 4 years ago I used to scan doodles I used to draw in uni to upload as my avatar. I thought I was being smart by creating OC when avatarfag threads where banned in /b/ 4chan.
>>2160506
My grandad is from Somalia, so I got a little pirate in me.
708972 No.2160510
this is wat everyday looks like in morocco here. just beautiful all the time
fb5ce9 No.2160511
>>2160508
But dat belly be flat!
8f9189 No.2160512
>>2160511
still off putting
fb5ce9 No.2160513
>>2160512
I guess that is fair. This time.
39b0d9 No.2160514
>>2160510
This is liverpool. Not as quaint as your hometown but still pretty dazzling.
fb5ce9 No.2160516
>>2160515
These are all old though. I haven't expanded my folders in awhile.... I am slacking.
708972 No.2160518
this is my girlfriend zembhobwa. shes light skinned, but shes gorgeous. she could be a movie star.
39b0d9 No.2160523
fb5ce9 No.2160525
>>2160522
Curled toes with painted toenails?
8f9189 No.2160527
>>2160524
the look on her face silly
geez
94daff No.2160529
>>2160526
minene = bestnikki
>>2160528
i got caught up watching rifftrax again
just a couple more jokes and i shall bed
fb5ce9 No.2160530
>>2160527
Yeah I do like that look.
4f69b1 No.2160531
>>2160507
probably
>>2160509
I talk to her all the time these day.
Avatarfagging is great stuff. usually.
8f9189 No.2160532
>>2160529
what will you dream of tonight?
>>2160530
But what you described is also the best tho
94daff No.2160533
>>2160532
SNAAAKE EAAAATEEEER
39b0d9 No.2160534
>>2160531
You think you can convince her to come to 8chan?
8f9189 No.2160535
>>2160533
I got a snake you can eat
94daff No.2160537
>caterwauling charm from HP7.2
>"did they tie a cat to a ceiling fan?"
fffucking hell rifftrax lmao
>>2160535
gib
f3ba34 No.2160538
Skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle.
39b0d9 No.2160539
I'm back. My journey to /lewd/ has been a great success. I'm coming home now, remind me to get more booze for the trip.
fb5ce9 No.2160540
Spec, I thought higher of you than this.
8f9189 No.2160541
>>2160536
no u
>>2160537
gotta get the key
39b0d9 No.2160542
>>2160538
I heard this from Shadbase.
>Skidaddle Skidoodle
>Your dad has no noodle.
That's when FemKratos made an appeaarance.
94daff No.2160543
>>2160541
nani the heck
are you a chastity boi
4f69b1 No.2160544
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>>2160534
she has no laptop, otherwise she might. I don't think she wants to get her bf to get one.
f3ba34 No.2160545
>>2160540
Man, every day I just lower your expectations of me don't I...
>>2160542
shadmemes
fb5ce9 No.2160547
>>2160541
..no
>>2160545
Yes, so it seems. I guess I just need to start you at the bottom and start building it up if you prove worthwhile.
fb5ce9 No.2160549
>>2160548
I'm not lewd though! I am a very decent and proper fella!
30a700 No.2160550
>>2160548
How are you doing, mi amor?
f3ba34 No.2160551
>>2160547
See, now you're usin' what God done gived ya.
39b0d9 No.2160552
So I'm gonna jump to >>>/ssft/ and see if they're alive. Feel free to come with me.
>>2160544
Oh well, we still have each other.
>>2160545
Shadman the badman.
94daff No.2160553
>>2160548
oops i swallowed the key and i'm going to bed
8f9189 No.2160554
>>2160549
untrue
>>2160550
I am really good
just watching hotel hell
gordon ramsay is great
how are you doin lovely?
>>2160553
give it back ;~;
39b0d9 No.2160555
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Don't bother, it's dead as doornails. I keep finding ancient ruins.
fb5ce9 No.2160556
>>2160551
I just hoped you wouldn't make me have to do that.
>>2160554
I have never had an impure though. Ever.
39b0d9 No.2160558
I clicked that ad about mega milk story. It's just a shitty RPG maker game on steam. Don't bother with that filth.
30a700 No.2160559
>>2160554
That show is enjoyable.
I'm doing alright, just started doing some pet sitting I'll be staying at this house the rest of the week. Now I have to go cook dinner for my family though so time to drive home ;;
see ya around
8f9189 No.2160560
>>2160559
see you later
/kissu
be safe mi amor
39b0d9 No.2160561
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I drank my two mickey finns, vomited and drank the rest of my Fosters. Let's see how far I go before I peter out.
39b0d9 No.2160562
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I spent £1500 on this computer and I want my money's worth. Let's bring in the hype.
8f9189 No.2160563
it seems some nigger made off with my bacardi
I can tell a black person stole it cause there was jack daniels next to it and it is still there
39b0d9 No.2160564
>>2160563
I can confirm. I got nigger in me and I wouldn't touch the Jack Daniels.
Back when we was young shitheads, we mixed Bacardi with Milk, we had nothing else to mix it with. We called it Mad Milk.
8f9189 No.2160565
>>2160564
will it work with the jack?
39b0d9 No.2160566
>>2160565
Jack with milk? It didn't work but we drank the shit anyway.
39b0d9 No.2160567
>>2160565
Any strong spirit with milk is mad milk, unless you got enough to make a white russian.
8f9189 No.2160568
>>2160566
>>2160567
gonna make it a black russian
39b0d9 No.2160569
>>2160568
I don't even know what a black russian is made of.
I know it exists, but I dunno what the mix is.
39b0d9 No.2160570
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Someone give me a board to jump in and I'll play as an embassador for this board and share music and Hex Maniac whilst shitposting in that board. Good idea?
8f9189 No.2160571
>>2160569
2/3 oz (2 parts) Coffee liqueur, 1 2/3 oz (5 parts) Vodka
according to google
39b0d9 No.2160572
>>2160571
That sounds strong. That's the sort of shit I should be drinking.
I've been drinking Mickey Finns, which is bottles of 15% alcohol mixed with fruit, I don't feel drunk, I need something stronger.
8f9189 No.2160573
>>2160572
Mmhm
loves me some vodka
I never had a mickey before tho
is it real fruit?
39b0d9 No.2160574
>>2160573
Says it is Handcrafted with suspiciously real fruit juice.
Tastes like fruit, who am I to judge, was really sticky though, don't get it on your clothes.
39b0d9 No.2160575
Maybe I'm going at this all wrong.
Maybe I should make a thread in these boards that I enter.
8f9189 No.2160576
>>2160574
I think artificial flavoring should be illegal
39b0d9 No.2160577
>>2160576
And I think that we need more artifical colouring to make things more nice looking. Or at least sell it in vials to add it to your drink later.
39b0d9 No.2160578
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Send me out to a new board and let's see if they like an >>>/animus/ mashup.
39b0d9 No.2160580
>>2160579
Hang on, you said artifical flavoring, totally different thing. I think it should be legal so long as they make the artificialness known.
You ever played Red Strings Club? You'd love that.
8f9189 No.2160581
>>2160580
yeah they like wordplay
"natural flavoring"
how bout if it's not from fruit don't fucking call it fruit
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39b0d9 No.2160583
>>2160582
Good idea.
I'm gonna make a /scanimus/ thread and see if I get anyone posting in it.
39b0d9 No.2160584
>>2160581
100% real fish, in 20% of the product.
We used to have this scandal in the U.K. where ready meals had horse meat in them. Google it. That shit was scanadalous.
8f9189 No.2160585
>>2160584
the meat over there is all halal
4f69b1 No.2160586
>>2160583
that board is crazy
39b0d9 No.2160587
>>2160586
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
4f69b1 No.2160588
>>2160587
yeah, it probably thinks you're advertising something. like a link
39b0d9 No.2160589
>>2160586
Couldn't make my own thread. Guess they weren't ready for /scanimus/
4f69b1 No.2160590
>>2160589
that site is dumb
8f9189 No.2160591
I'm not ready for it either
39b0d9 No.2160592
>>2160590
It was a good idea though, visiting our childhood home.
39b0d9 No.2160594
Does this thread die with me?
39b0d9 No.2160595
>>2160591
Can you imagine, a thread full of drunken belligerent eccentrics?
39b0d9 No.2160597
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I awake the lurkers, view upon me.
I have no drama to illicit an emotional response. Only stories of my conquests.
One time I did a lot of MDMA and thought 'You know what would be a good idea? To make a pornhub accoutn'. I then subscribed to this redheaded stripper and unknowingly spent £70 on the bitch. That's a hole in my wallet I won't repair.
8f9189 No.2160598
>>2160595
not really motivated to drink right now
708972 No.2160599
i usually just drink til im sick. but im not normal obviously.
39b0d9 No.2160600
>>2160598
It's ok. I'll drink for you.
I ran out of alcohol.
This is why I prefer weed. You spend £10 on weed ands get baked. You spend £10 on booze and barely get tipsy.
39b0d9 No.2160601
>>2160599
I drink till I'm drunk and tired.
But I barely get enough alcohol in me to get drunk with. Maybe I should buy 4 bottles of cider and see if that gets me anywhere. What time is it for you, btw? It's nearly 4am here.
8f9189 No.2160602
>>2160599
I drink til I puke most of the time too
but thats usually when I don't drink water with it
>>2160600
I have alcohol and weed
though I didn't wanna drink til I found that bottle
39b0d9 No.2160603
>>2160602
I wish I had weed. But I'm not allowed to smoke it in this place, I got support workers on my case for 3 hours a day.
Better save that drink till you know it is the best idea.
708972 No.2160604
>>2160601
10:50, i have some irish cream, and some wine im gona get into
8f9189 No.2160605
>>2160603
why can't you smoke there?
I'll save it for when someone wants to get drinked with me
39b0d9 No.2160606
>>2160605
I'm not allowed to smoke weed there or else it is a breach of my tenancy. So alcohol is all I have left to get fucked up.
>>2160604
That's nice to know, now we're getting into some real nigga hours.
8f9189 No.2160607
>>2160606
I'll roll a spliffy for you then
708972 No.2160608
>>2160606
im playing dota now. im gona drink and play dota and be happy happy. this is fun.
39b0d9 No.2160609
>>2160607
I'll amuse myself with nicotine.
>>2160608
I may go to bed soon. It's like 4am and I'm still waiting for a conclusion of all my nonsense.
39b0d9 No.2160611
>>2160610
It's all I have, pity me.
39b0d9 No.2160612
I'm going to sleep and give this drunken shitpost nonsense a retry when I wake up. Nin everybody.
708972 No.2160613
this face is my unfortunate relationship with nicotine
708972 No.2160615
sometimes i like to make drawings like this in ms paint, then use the white spray paint to refine it down
708972 No.2160616
this is what it looks like now, see the huge difference?
6dd511 No.2160621
>picking a Gen I Eeveelution other than Jolteon
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b8d1c6 No.2160625
Leafeon tbh
Or, the gay fuckboy one.
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6dd511 No.2160627
Jolteon > Leafeon > Umbreon > Espeon > Flareon > Glaceon > Sylveon > Vaporeon
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8f9189 No.2160630
Europe will be no more by the end of this year
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0b5844 No.2160632
>>2160630
They did it to themselves when they decided to join a union where the citizens get no say in anything.
8f9189 No.2160633
>>2160632
>>2160632
what a bunch of cucks
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8f9189 No.2160637
>>2160634
>>2160635
sounds like a recipe for disaster
0b5844 No.2160640
>>2160637
Yeah the UK is possibly more fucked than the rest of europe, barring maybe sweden, germany and france.
Their government doesn't even try to hide the fact that they have a big brother-esque citizen surveillance and jail you for wrongthink.
Enough of that shit though, how you doin babe?
8f9189 No.2160642
>>2160640
♥♥♥♥♥
I'm good just a little annoyed
I think someone made off with a bottle of my alcohol
I was planning on getting drinked tonight but now it's too late
how bout you?
>>2160641
whatcha doin
4c6df5 No.2160643
hi kyle
i just opened my first credit card
0b5844 No.2160644
>>2160642
I'm dead tired, probably gonna pass out in a few.
How'd someone knick your booze though?
1c62d8 No.2160645
Buy me things I don't need.
>>2160642
I just got home.
Might play some Dissidia and see if I can get some randos in my stream again.
8f9189 No.2160646
>>2160644
I can't be home all the time
4c6df5 No.2160647
okay
I'll buy you a credit card
with my credit card
1c62d8 No.2160648
That does not constitute tings I do not need.
8f9189 No.2160649
>>2160645
did that only come out on the psp?
0b5844 No.2160650
>>2160646
Don't you lock your doors?
1c62d8 No.2160651
>>2160649
Arcade port for PS4.
8f9189 No.2160652
>>2160650
I'm not the only one who lives here
it's hard to keep track of anything
4c6df5 No.2160653
maybe i'll buy you a sense of humor
0b5844 No.2160654
>>2160652
Ahh, you gonna kick someone's ass then when/if you find out who it was?
4c6df5 No.2160655
>$1000 a shot
>my cost is $5
8f9189 No.2160657
>>2160654
Of course
that's my shit
i have to beat their ass
4c6df5 No.2160658
>>2160656
yeah and my family said i wasn't ugly
1c62d8 No.2160659
>>2160658
Don't they know it isn't right to lie?
4c6df5 No.2160660
>guy on Cops says he's not using cocaine
>holding a bottle of Coke
comedy gold
4c6df5 No.2160661
>>2160659
white lies, love
8f9189 No.2160664
>>2160662
you wanna get beat..?
4c6df5 No.2160665
>>2160663
is there a problem, dear?
0b5844 No.2160666
>>2160664
Hell yeah. I'm a hardcore subby masochist.
1c62d8 No.2160667
>>2160665
That's pretty gay.
8f9189 No.2160668
>>2160666
more hardcore than me
how bad do you like to get hurt?
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0b5844 No.2160670
>>2160668
Anything short of broken bones and blood, as long as it's a cutie girl delivering the pain.
1c62d8 No.2160671
>>2160669
But I'm straight.
8f9189 No.2160673
>>2160670
does that mean you like getting stepped on too?
0b5844 No.2160674
>>2160673
That's a big yes. BIG yes.
1c62d8 No.2160676
>>2160672
I'm going to go play Dissidia now.
0b5844 No.2160678
>>2160677
Says you! I'm a pure christian boy compared to you, perv!
4c6df5 No.2160680
>>2160676
why must you hurt me in this way.
have fun.
8f9189 No.2160681
>>2160678
I don't know what you're talking about
I am the purest thing here
1c62d8 No.2160682
>>2160680
Because I am tired and have nothing to do.
4c6df5 No.2160683
>>2160682
so I'm your punching bag huh...
0b5844 No.2160684
>>2160681
Pfft, the day you become pure is going to be a cold day in hell. Have one lewd before I pass out, nini~
8f9189 No.2160685
>>2160684
hell must be freezing
sweet dreams cutie
8f9189 No.2160687
lit is the whitest word ever
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decff2 No.2160692
Not even a one thread per night, ded
decff2 No.2160693
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9facb5 No.2167276
cato and hutzba are trolls
you get it right?
9facb5 No.2167277