843efb No.2159937
>>2159934
i will happily massage
35ddc8 No.2159938
A massage sounds like a good day off activity, actually.
Thanks Nezi
263bee No.2159940
>>2159937
how could I ever repay you~?
>>2159938
have fun ^^
476461 No.2159941
>>2159938
The International
It's their big tournament that happens once a year
35ddc8 No.2159942
You ever get those stupid refinance ads that act all excited to save you money, but then it's only like $4/mo savings?
Like gee, thanks.
843efb No.2159943
Thatd be siq if a good concert came around but, na, iuno anyone on tour right now
1600a7 No.2159944
>>2159943
a concert for what
263bee No.2159945
>>2159943
I'm going to warped tour in august :3
843efb No.2159946
>>2159944
like a good indie rock band or somethin
843efb No.2159947
263bee No.2159948
>>2159946
i love indie roooooock
843efb No.2159950
>>2159948
iuno, maybe one of those shoegaze rock groups like beachHouse... id imagine they have some cool animations in the backdrop
843efb No.2159951
or im jus being too imaginative
1600a7 No.2159952
I've never been to a concert before
843efb No.2159953
>>2159952
wtf thats odd, well.... well it looks like theyre playing july 26.. wana come along?
1600a7 No.2159954
>>2159953
I don't even know who you are
0dcf91 No.2159957
literally who is neko even tho
843efb No.2159958
>>2159956
lololol... youve got a point. i cant even argue with you on that. lol
1600a7 No.2159959
0dcf91 No.2159962
Better question
who is inside neko?
843efb No.2159965
>>2159963
there is a little dream in there atleast
1600a7 No.2159966
>>2159965
I'm starting to hate everyone to be honest
843efb No.2159967
>>2159966
Well, lets all chill then.... is that good? change the subject
a64226 No.2159968
Ew, you people are here. How utterly disgusting.
9a0dbc No.2159969
>>2159968
I agree, just gross.
0dcf91 No.2159971
>>2159963
I'm gonna have to trust colbs on this on
>>2159964
True
0dcf91 No.2159972
9a0dbc No.2159973
>>2159971
>I'm gonna have to trust colbs on this on
Oh u
843efb No.2159974
>>2159970
y u hav no chill?
1600a7 No.2159975
>>2159971
he doesn't know anything
1600a7 No.2159976
>>2159974
my friends don't act like friends
0dcf91 No.2159977
>>2159973
wot
>>2159975
I'm seeing no evidence to the contrary.
I must assume it's true.
1600a7 No.2159979
843efb No.2159980
>>2159976
Dont worry about it.
inside we all have a dream
4d6e80 No.2159981
link jahy-sama hentai manga pls
843efb No.2159983
Well lets talk about hawaii
263bee No.2159984
so tired
but i wanna shitpost
0dcf91 No.2159985
843efb No.2159986
>>2159984
Lets go with the topic of hawaii
0dcf91 No.2159987
>>2159984
shitpost from bed
a64226 No.2159988
Instead of sleeping have you tried serial murder? I hear it's an adrenaline pumping experience.
1600a7 No.2159989
a64226 No.2159990
>>2159989
I don't sleep or murder, I chain smoke and stare at the wall.
1600a7 No.2159991
>>2159990
what does the wall tell you?
a64226 No.2159993
>>2159991
Walls don't speak.
1600a7 No.2159994
>>2159993
but they hear everything
a64226 No.2159996
>>2159994
Good thing I don't make any noise then.
1600a7 No.2159997
1600a7 No.2159999
>>2159998
I don't believe you
a64226 No.2160000
>>2159999
In my apartment I do not speak or make any noise.
a64226 No.2160002
>>2160001
People disgust me, so its alright.
4d6e80 No.2160003
this anime just wants me to pat her more
1600a7 No.2160004
>>2160002
>>2160002
a lot of people are pretty fucking shit yeah
most of the people here are
a83f69 No.2160005
4d6e80 No.2160006
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a64226 No.2160009
>>2160004
No, I mean literally I feel disgusted. Like I want to puke. Not just that I don't like them, the very sight of them, seeing them do the things they have to do just to survive, like eat and drink, makes me want to vomit.
a83f69 No.2160011
1600a7 No.2160012
>>2160009
I wanna puke too
i feel disgusted
1600a7 No.2160013
>>2160011
I'm not fucking happy
a83f69 No.2160014
a64226 No.2160015
>>2160012
Eat a whole mess of salt.
4d6e80 No.2160016
843efb No.2160017
>>2160013
wat does it take to make u happy
a64226 No.2160018
Happiness is overrated. I'll take interesting over happy any day of the week.
021993 No.2160019
021993 No.2160021
a83f69 No.2160022
9a0dbc No.2160023
Only when you chop them up.
021993 No.2160024
021993 No.2160028
021993 No.2160030
>>2160029
tfw you don't live in hu's womp
a83f69 No.2160031
9a0dbc No.2160037
>>2160036
Morir es vivir, cabron
b66dc8 No.2160038
>>2160037
Я нічого не зрозумів, але так
a83f69 No.2160041
>>2160040
>>2160039
*pat*
sorry about earlier btw
1600a7 No.2160042
>>2160041
what happened earlier?
1600a7 No.2160044
>>2160043
*sits in your lap and rubs tummy
0dcf91 No.2160045
Hu being fukken gay happened earlier
a83f69 No.2160047
>>2160042
Don't know. Posted Jahy, then you left stating you weren't pleased
a83f69 No.2160048
0dcf91 No.2160049
>>2160048
>implying that's ever NOT the case
1600a7 No.2160050
>>2160046
>>2160046
oh no
everything i touch gets ruined
>>2160047
oh someone else ruined my night yesterday
1600a7 No.2160052
>>2160051
t-that sounds violent
a83f69 No.2160055
1600a7 No.2160057
>>2160055
ty
>>2160056
whatsshe flippin?
1600a7 No.2160061
>>2160060
what does ghost pussy taste like?
0dcf91 No.2160062
1600a7 No.2160064
>>2160063
alright put some on my tongue
276967 No.2160065
>>2160064
get it
because no resistance
>off to wörk
a83f69 No.2160066
>>2160061
*licks*
>>2160062
Can confirm
0dcf91 No.2160067
>>2160066
Unsurprising. Of course you'd be into that you sick fuck.
1600a7 No.2160068
>>2160065
no i don't get it
bye bye mashy
b66dc8 No.2160070
I'm finished my college sharaga
a83f69 No.2160071
>>2160067
Well yeah. And so are you
>>2160069
*rides*
hot.
b66dc8 No.2160072
Why i can't select a picture, wtf?
1600a7 No.2160074
0dcf91 No.2160075
>>2160071
Where is the proof
a83f69 No.2160076
>>2160073
Have a lovely day <3
a83f69 No.2160077
>>2160075
*post pic of your lips around my cock*
0dcf91 No.2160079
>>2160077
Never happened.
Besides, I thought we were talking about that gay doujin machi was posting.
979dc1 No.2160080
>that gay doujin machi was posting.
b66dc8 No.2160081
3ee62f No.2160082
>>2160076
Looks kinda gray outside
0dcf91 No.2160083
0dcf91 No.2160084
Gray days are best days.
This is objective fact.
3ee62f No.2160085
b66dc8 No.2160086
WHY I CAN'T ADD A PICTURE EVEN IF DOLLCHAN IS OFF?
979dc1 No.2160087
>>2160081
hi hutzpa
>>2160083
whats wrong with it
>>2160085
*pat*
b66dc8 No.2160088
СУКА, Я ЗДЕСЬ ТОЛЬКО ЧТОБ КАРТИНКИ ПОСТИТЬ, ЧТО ЗА ХУЙНЯ?
0dcf91 No.2160089
>>2160085
That's what jackets are for.
Or umbrellas.
>>2160087
I couldn't glean any meaning from it in this instance.
b66dc8 No.2160090
>>2160087
Let's find scanner and play dota
a83f69 No.2160091
>>2160079
Yeah, a shame.
We were? lol, nah.
>>2160080
>he fapped to gay porn
look at him and laugh!
>>2160082
Aww, worst weather
3ee62f No.2160093
>>2160089
Umbrellas are gay and it's too hot for a jacket
>>2160091
Absolutely the worst
0dcf91 No.2160094
>>2160093
You're gay and then you shouldn't be living in the FUKKEN tropics
3ee62f No.2160095
>>2160094
There's nothing tropical about where I live
0dcf91 No.2160096
>>2160095
If its raining and warm then there is.
a83f69 No.2160097
>>2160093
*pats your back*
3ee62f No.2160098
>>2160096
It's warm then cold and back again
3ee62f No.2160099
a83f69 No.2160102
b66dc8 No.2160103
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a83f69 No.2160105
I'm on a diet. It requires lots of meat
b66dc8 No.2160106
>>2160105
What kind of meat?
a83f69 No.2160107
dda65a No.2160108
b66dc8 No.2160109
0dcf91 No.2160110
ccf6a8 No.2160111
0dcf91 No.2160113
>>2160111
something something lollipops
b66dc8 No.2160114
>>2160112
I CAN'T ADD A PICTURE, FOK U
a83f69 No.2160115
0dcf91 No.2160117
cfcb5d No.2160119
b66dc8 No.2160121
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1dd7ce No.2160123
>stepping in mid cock conversation yet again
0dcf91 No.2160124
>>2160119
Tbh the only doujin I remember with candy-coated cocks got real tiring with it after not too long.
>>2160123
Is it ever NOT
14b3a0 No.2160125
>>2160123
EVERYFUCKINGTIME
a83f69 No.2160126
1dd7ce No.2160127
>>2160124
im supposed to blame you for this allegedly...
>>2160125
i once knew a chick from taz with a 4in elongated clitorous... true story
>>2160126
n-no its fine, everything is fine, everything is awesome
b66dc8 No.2160129
1dd7ce No.2160130
>merely being the clit commander when you could be the admiral
b66dc8 No.2160131
e02fab No.2160132
>>2160130
he must not have his own fleet
0dcf91 No.2160133
>>2160127
I mean that's understandable.
1dd7ce No.2160134
what a dum word combination...
the Uke: once again displaying his mental disorder
>>2160132
thats a fleet admiral duh... lrn 2 naval rank
a clitmiral (much better) has many clits vs. a fleet clitmiral whot tells those with many clits whot to do with said clits. has no clits of his own
1dd7ce No.2160135
>>2160133
its ok squids, ill still respect you in the morning...
d87dc2 No.2160136
a83f69 No.2160137
a83f69 No.2160138
>>2160136
name an aussie you wouldn't dick
0dcf91 No.2160139
b66dc8 No.2160140
>>2160134
> displaying his mental disorder
Pfff
e02fab No.2160141
>>2160134
and the fleet version could also be gay.
1dd7ce No.2160142
>>2160137
ohoo its funny because its true, i am a bit of a whore ohoo
>>2160139
happens to the best of us, doctor says its completely normal, happens to guys your age
d87dc2 No.2160143
>>2160138
not too sure about herp now cause he's a giant
1dd7ce No.2160144
>>2160141
true true... dont ask dont tell
unless youre stuck on a phallic submerged vessel for months... then ask and tell away
a83f69 No.2160145
>>2160143
He's bottom though
dda65a No.2160146
>>2160124
I'm not talking about a dojin
e02fab No.2160147
1dd7ce No.2160149
you guise ever notice the dsls admiral bugs had?
>>2160147
dive dive dive!
0dcf91 No.2160150
Pretty sure herp was like 5'6 or something
0dcf91 No.2160151
>>2160146
It's my only frame of reference.
I'll admit, I've never had any experience with candy coated dicks irl.
a83f69 No.2160152
1dd7ce No.2160153
>that feel when you want to wish revy well but he fucking hates you
afa694 No.2160155
>>2160153
I don't have to hate you just like you don't have to be an asshole to me
>>2160152
*pat pat pat*
>>2160154
Thanks me too
>>2160150
My Chinese friend makes fun of me for being tall but I'm like 5'9
e02fab No.2160156
>>2160149
all the way to the bottom
0dcf91 No.2160157
>>2160155
My family makes out like I'm massively tall at 5'11. Years of telling them that the average young male adult is 6 foot doesn't seem to stop it.
824ebc No.2160158
afa694 No.2160159
>>2160156
For a second I thought that was Jessica Rabbit
afa694 No.2160160
>>2160157
this bitch like 5 nothing and always talking shit
Dunno how I still hang out with her
>>2160158
No idea
824ebc No.2160161
>>2160160
Do you think all your problems will go away when you die?
1dd7ce No.2160162
>>2160155
i tried being nice... i did, honest
turnt over a new leaf and everything.
>>2160156
deep dive
afa694 No.2160163
>>2160161
Yes but there's someone I don't want to put that on
>>2160162
I don't recall
824ebc No.2160164
>>2160163
Sounds like you will create more than you will fix
b66dc8 No.2160165
>>2160157
> My family makes out like I'm massively tall at 5'11
How much it in centimeters, converter says it's 155sm, but i can't belive in that
1dd7ce No.2160166
>>2160163
"im sorry for being such an asshole to you"
~sama, the nice guy
afa694 No.2160167
>>2160166
I don't remember that
>>2160164
?
0dcf91 No.2160168
>>2160160
they a fag
kill em
>>2160165
I'm like 181 or something
824ebc No.2160170
>>2160167
I don't really care if you don't though
1dd7ce No.2160171
>>2160167
i figured... its fine
healing thoughts anyway
e02fab No.2160172
b66dc8 No.2160173
American metric system is a bullshit
afa694 No.2160174
>>2160170
I don't understand
>>2160171
To be fair, aspergers, anxiety, and ptsd all inhibit memory encoding so I remember very few specific things in my life
824ebc No.2160175
>>2160174
It's ok to just feel it
afa694 No.2160176
>>2160172
I know but I thought they were going for the other cartoon rabbit's wife being a whore joke
1dd7ce No.2160177
>>2160174
you dont have to remember with me... we can do this again next time if needed
afa694 No.2160178
>>2160175
All I feel is sadness and sometimes anger
824ebc No.2160179
>>2160178
I'm pretty pissed off too
Just let it out
1dd7ce No.2160181
>>2160173
americans dont call it the metric system... they call it standard
there, you learned something (a basic google search wouldve told you) new today
e02fab No.2160182
>>2160176
I'm sure there are those too.
1dd7ce No.2160183
>>2160180
we ran into a similar condition last time as well
afa694 No.2160184
>>2160179
I did and now part of my arm is like tiger striped
The deeper ones didn't close while they healed so they're making proper scars instead of healing along the line
824ebc No.2160185
>>2160184
Can you taste the sadness in them?
d87dc2 No.2160186
>>2160181
thats not very nice
b66dc8 No.2160187
>>2160181
Put your fucking standard in your ass, retard
1dd7ce No.2160188
>>2160186
i was merely being informative...
compared to: put your (expletive) in your x, you y
1dd7ce No.2160190
e02fab No.2160191
>>2160190
expletive expletive expletive expletive expletive
824ebc No.2160192
>>2160191
Kitty massages are the cutest thing
0dcf91 No.2160193
to be fair
American Imperial units do basically belong inside an anus
1dd7ce No.2160195
but they dont use imperial anymore.... ehhh fuck it. i give up
e02fab No.2160196
>>2160192
and elephants, not so much
824ebc No.2160197
>>2160196
I wouldn't be anywhere near an elephant
e02fab No.2160198
>>2160197
They could be brutal
824ebc No.2160199
>>2160198
They are not really as cute as they are in dumbo
1dd7ce No.2160200
e02fab No.2160201
>>2160199
cartooning. In MLP, the snouts were bigger back when. now they are almost non-existant
e02fab No.2160202
>>2160200
hurry back. This thread don't have enough shitposters to cover all shifts anymore. We gotta hire some.
824ebc No.2160203
>>2160201
The older mlp is terrifying.
e02fab No.2160204
>>2160203
I haven't seen any of it other than the images. The horse stuff is a little much for me.
14b3a0 No.2160205
Time for a fun quiz
Is this cutie a guy or a girl?
Lets see how good you guys are at this
263bee No.2160206
>>2160205
100% guy
would smash
b66dc8 No.2160207
>>2160205
No, it's a regular gay-crossdresser
263bee No.2160208
dang i wanna wrap my car in weeb shit but it's an amerifag car
263bee No.2160209
b66dc8 No.2160210
>>2160208
> but it's an amerifag car
So what?
14b3a0 No.2160211
14b3a0 No.2160212
>>2160208
So?
You swear like there's rules to weebin out your car
35ddc8 No.2160213
I want a Diablo bobble head for my car is that weeb?
b66dc8 No.2160214
>>2160211
> ITS A GIRL
Don't biological for sure
7dca1d No.2160215
Literally everything Soto posts is a trap.
Even the ones of himself.
0dcf91 No.2160216
who knew soto was secretly a cuntboy all along
35ddc8 No.2160217
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
14b3a0 No.2160218
I think im more feminine than Wish and cato
Imma be the girlyboi out of the group
Why wont my testosterone work
0dcf91 No.2160219
You're also the only one with a vagina
b66dc8 No.2160220
He is asian, they can transform their body as they want
35ddc8 No.2160221
probably all the alcohol.
35ddc8 No.2160222
79cd6a No.2160223
Soto is the only real girl
b66dc8 No.2160224
>>2160222
He looks like asian
b66dc8 No.2160225
>>2160222
He looks like asian
14b3a0 No.2160226
>>2160221
More like all that beer tbh
Beer has estrogen in it and lemme tell ya, boy do I drink alot of it
Thats how guys get man boobs lmao
thankfully my pecs are still decent
>>2160222
Watermelon*
>>2160223
I'm girlier than you and also have a bigger comic book collection than you too
get rekt nerd
0dcf91 No.2160228
I knew soto was a fucking guacamole
79cd6a No.2160229
>>2160226
Yo what?
You can be girlish all you want, but my comic collection shits all over yours.
Mine is worth objectively thousands and thousands of dollars; yours is probably a shoebox.
14b3a0 No.2160230
>>2160228
Whackamole*
>>2160229
LMAO I knew you'd take the bait
But nah, I don't own a single comic, if you wanna talk about comics talk to my little bro
That nigga is a huge Marvel/DC slut and has bought so many comics it's insane. I honestly don't know how much either of you have so I can't say who has more but he can probably give you a run for your money
So lolz his closet has more comics than clothes, those boxes take up so much space tho, I dont kow how both of you niggas keep that shit up
I collect doujins and they're digital and best part THEY'RE FREE LMAO
7eb48e No.2160231
Smile has a collection of 3 spiderman issues and mounds of incest doujinshi.
824ebc No.2160232
>>2160204
It's pretty gay tbh
79cd6a No.2160233
>>2160230
I'm renting out a 5 by 10 storage unit for the sole purpose of holding the part of my comic collection that I hold where I'm currently living.
I also have another unit back in Texas and New York that houses other less desirable issues that I don't feel like parting with yet.
I regularly have issues sent out to be signed by Stan Lee and others, then get them professionally graded by CGC.
I have 4 or 5 X-Men Issue #1 graded 5.5 or above and signed by Stan Lee, alone.
I think - if I have to fish through my records - I've spent no less than $2000 in grading comics in the last year or 2. Obviously spread out so I'm not impacting any single month too badly.
This is my crutch.
>>2160231
Hey hey hey
4 Spiderman issues.
7eb48e No.2160234
>>2160233
My bad.
4 Spiderman issues.
79cd6a No.2160235
>>2160234
The obama issue is my pride and joy.
7eb48e No.2160236
>>2160235
>Strokes my mint copy of a Trump/Putin slash fic
824ebc No.2160237
Man this house smells like nothing but cigarettes and the faint hint of weed
e02fab No.2160238
>>2160232
i could imagine. i might be a girl but not a little girl.
14b3a0 No.2160239
>>2160233
Yeah you got him beat then lol
That's insane though dude, I had the chance to take a pic with Stan Lee at comicaze but then I saw the line and I was liek fuck that
never really been a fan of western stuff, but my lil bro is a huge fan so Ive taken him to Comicaze, LBCC, etc. I've been trying to take him to SDCC but tickets always sell out so quick, like literally I refreshed my page and they were sold out I was triggered
That waiting list is no joke
Good to see you have a hobby you're passionate about
What's your oldest issue you own?
>>2160237
Smells like jamal's house
824ebc No.2160240
e02fab No.2160241
>>2160240
gotta be a little girl to like that stuff
824ebc No.2160242
>>2160239
Jamal must be a dirty ass nigga
>>2160241
But you said you were one
e02fab No.2160243
>>2160242
no i'm a girl, not a little girl. a filthy thot
824ebc No.2160244
>>2160243
Pics or you're lying
e02fab No.2160245
>>2160244
can't. i'm amish. allah does not allow.
824ebc No.2160246
>>2160245
Sounds like Muslim scum to me
14b3a0 No.2160248
e02fab No.2160249
>>2160246
nah it's genderfluid lack of religion something rather.
18e134 No.2160250
kind of miss that faint hint of weed smell
i think ill make it now
824ebc No.2160252
7eb48e No.2160253
Almost noon where it counts.
18e134 No.2160254
>>2160252
i appreciate the gesture but i got a little smoke over here myself to light up
of course i remember you being pretty cool, i'd totally bring a few beers and we could go evens
824ebc No.2160255
824ebc No.2160256
>>2160254
No beer for me only hard liquor
e02fab No.2160257
>>2160255
yip, but even genderfluid is fluid. that changes to boy most of the time.
824ebc No.2160258
>>2160257
Give me your gender fluid
All over my face
e02fab No.2160259
>>2160258
masturbation is gay though. It involves touching penis.
263bee No.2160260
18e134 No.2160261
>>2160256
fine ill buy us a bottle of some really tasty brandy i found recently, Pic related
the drink itself has been made in a similar fashion for the past 500 years
824ebc No.2160263
>>2160259
There's nothing wrong with touching penis
824ebc No.2160264
>>2160261
Want
I had Brandy last night it was pretty good
18e134 No.2160265
wait no, it HASNT BEEN made for the past 500 years
the recipe was 500 years old but it was lost and only rediscovered in 1938
18e134 No.2160266
>>2160264
"TUACA is an adventure 500 years in the making. With authentic Italian roots and a taste for the extraordinary, it captures the essence of discovery that defined the Italian Renaissance. TUACA began as a legendary liqueur created for Lorenzo de Mediciruler of Florence and visionary benefactor of renaissance art and architecture."
e02fab No.2160267
>>2160260
someone else has to do it.
>>2160263
well, no but it's like mushrooms. I won't touch them but I'll let others inhale them if they like them.
97409e No.2160270
97409e No.2160271
c2a9c7 No.2160291
>>2160266
I wanna go on an adventure
843efb No.2160316
>>2160203
r ya fkin serious. thats the only good 1
1d86d1 No.2167271
there's a lot of damage control spam
1d86d1 No.2167273
based grimu what happened exactly
1d86d1 No.2167281
lol i love scootts because it's true
spam shit hard it makes things look more legit
this is how fucking stupid americans are