/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk

>>2156582

proto1?

>>2156581

just the detail im aware of man... you might have to ask him

>>2156579

Sorry, this is a no-go. I don't want to take part in whatever odd plan you have in mind.

>>2156578

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum?

>>2156587

rifk brb drink

>>2156585

grim is my nigga

heave ho haul together

>>2156590

rifk

cosign

oscar

knight

>>2156593

not a goddam thing breh. hbu?

>>2156597

...if joey six fingers approaches you follow him without question, its the only way

>>2156599

Is he named that because he has six fingers?

>>2156593

>tfw currently helping someone tone down the self-destructive tendencies

What's the issue with you buddy?

>>2156600

why so morose mothafucka

>>2156601

12 actually

caw caw caw

>>2156603

Why is his name not Joey Twelve Fingers then?

That seems a little misleading.

>>2156604

dude that feel

>>2156606

its a mystery, he wont say... always wears gloves

>>2156607

nah... im raising them to be self entitled feminists

like they daddy

>>2156608

I hope you aren't just LARPing with me here.

I take my party bird chirping company very seriously.

i just trademarked cawcawcaw

fucking pay me

>>2156608

gettin a burg and some pretzel and beer cheese tho

maybe good food will help me feel better like last time

>>2156612

>>2156611

hey, i didnt call him that. freddy the guido did, he aint no snitch

9d4#0115

>>2156615

You're a strange man.

u cant go wrong w beer cheese and pretzels sama

Why don't you make them killers like you were proto?

Your legacy.

>>2156618

Frankenstein was the doctor... not the monster

>>2156619

nono this sounds delish

>>2156638

Terrible. I've never felt more comfortable in my life.

>>2156643

Eddy CorLeon sends his regards...

>>2156642

If you care so much then why have I not been given the satisfaction of being discomforted by your presence?

I'm going to write a lengthy yelp review, and it WON'T be pleasant.

I got to thinking, and I've realized that it's stupid to NOT put water in your ashtray before ashing. The cigarette goes out quicker and your ashtray remains clean.

I just need to find a way to market this now.

>>2156648

Pardon?

>>2156649

Looks like that yelp review just turned into a full dissertation about why your company sucks big eggs.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

>>2156647

im stealing your idea and re-packaging as an empty beer can we have pissed in a little

>>2156650

>needing to wack a guy

>off a guy

>wackoff a guy

>>2156651

the Marakesh center is now vacant space

good job

>>2156653

my god you american bastard

>>2156654

now with 40 percent more piss

>>2156655

At least I saved those poor minorities from your slave labour.

You should make the catchphrase for your product "In your living room. PISS."

You have to credit me for this slogan though, or else I'll copyright it and sue you.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

What kind of idiot goes out and buys a DiGiorno pizza?

Are you stupid?

Are you out of your MIND?

>>2156658

Fucking horrifying.

>>2156661

Checked. I'm not telling you anything, satan.

...someone deliver me sum DiGiornos

>>2156664

You're an idiot.

Stupid

Stupid

Stupid

Sama just wants the delivery kid to put his dick in the pizza.

>>2156665

Don't threaten me with a good time there fella.

>>2156667

no sir... youre the one that likes a seared wiener

thats the best i could do...

low brow dick jokes, dont judge me!

I am pissed. I have been pissed for a few days. I have to remove some facts to protect the guilty - or the idiots - or the morons. So, I will get it off my chest now.

A couple of days ago I had a call from an attorney about an issue. The attorney was calling me as a witness. He did not know what I did for a living. When I asked very basic questions, I mean questions that a first year law student would know the answers to, he gave me the wrong answers. For example, did you know you can be sued for negligence? Negligence means you did something below the standard of care. That is a fancy way for saying you made a mistake and someone got hurt. Negligence does not require you to intend to hurt someone. In fact, by definition, it is not intentional. Think of a car crash. It is a car accident, not a car intentional.

Anyway, after he was done lying to me, I asked if he knew what I did for a living. He told me no. So I told him what I did. He asked what kind of attorney I was. I told him I am the kind who sues people for a living. I wasn't rude about it. I wasn't a jackass about it. I was just matter of fact. What do I do? I sue people. Seriously. I sue people. Not everyone, but people who deserve it.

At that point, he decided I was going to be hostile. Well, long before that he decided he was going to be a jackass. Yes, a jackass. He was a huge jackass. How do I know? Rule #1: never trust anyone who uses their middle name. They start the relationship off by lying to you. Yes, they are lying about their name. Liar, liar pants on fire. Tell me what your first name is if you want this to work.

Anyway, he was calling me about an issue with my kid. Fine. I told him I was protective of my kid. He asked if I cared more about my kid than other kids. Um, how do I put this without sounding like an asshole? Yes. I do. I care about my kids. I love them. And, if you hurt my kid, we have an issue, whether it is physically, emotionally, mentally or some other way.

So he continues with this about how I don't care about other people. I am a jerk, clearly. I mean, any parent who cares about their own kid clearly is an asswipe or a douchebag. What kind of piece of crap human would care about their own kid more than other kids? We should clearly not let those people be parents.

At this point, I am pissed. Like, pissed beyond belief. I stop him and explain to him, politely but firmly, that I am the PTO co-President, mock trial advisor, wrestling coach, 20+ year soccer coach, and I go to the worst schools, not the bad schools, but the worst of the worst and talk to the kids about being successful. But, yes, you are right you piece of crap that I don't care about other people's kids. I volunteer all of this because I am a shitbag. Yes, a human shitbag. That is me.

Look, I do a lot wrong. I get it. I am not perfect. In fact, I am pretty fucking far from perfect. I am mean. I make people cry. I can be biting in my sarcasm. I can just be a complete fucking ass. I have made mistakes, some bigger than others. I am not a role model. I am not even a good person half the time. Do not look up to me. I am fine with it.

But do not ever, ever question my commitment to making sure our kids, not my kids, but OUR kids are going to do better in this life than I have done. Do not ever think I don't give to our kids. Every single fucking day I do something for someone else's kids, whether it is tying a shoe or volunteering or talking to them or simply making sure that they have what they need to be successful. Yes, you can skewer me for a lot. But if you ever try to make me look like the piece of shit you are, we will have an issue and I am sure that I will come out on top.

So, dear douchebag: remember there is always someone out there who is smarter than you. I know there is someone out there smarter than me. You, however, scum, are not smarter than me and if you push me too much, you will not like the result. I assure you of that.

oh my god

>>2156676

theres a good kitty....

*scratches belly

>>2156680

That wasn't supposed to be for you

>>2156677

AI-SAN HEEERRREEEE!!! ===>____^===;;;;;;;;;;

I just came back from VACATION at the <333333333 KAWAII ZONE ^~ and guess what... IM WITH SASUKE ON THE WHOLE VACATION <3333333!!! =^___^= OMGZZZZZ HES SO HOT WITH THAT SUPA SUPA SEXY ABBS!!! DESU DEUS >.> >_> ^o^ ^_< HE'S SO FRIGGIN SUPA SUPA KAWAII!!! @_@@_@@_@ NYAAAA! ~desu ~desu

NOW i'm going to tell you about the BEST VACATION OF MY LIFE :D :D :D WITH MY HOT HUBBY SASUKE!!! <33333333333 SUPA SUPA KAWAII VACATION WE HADDDD!!!! <333333333333 ^3^ ^3^ @_@@@@@ =^____^;;;;;

While we were walking down the beach, holding hands... ^_~;;; (of course, HE'S MAH HABBEH AND I LUUUV HIM SOO MUCHEZZZ <333333) i saw some FAT GUIZE AND BITCHES ON OUR POOL -_- OMG WHY DO THEY HAVE TO CLOG UP OUR KAWAII VACATION?!??!? -_- >.< ò_ó TT__TT;;;;

then Sasuke (w/ his SUPA KAWWAIIII ABS O.O;;;;;) released his SUPA PAWAFURU RASENGAN (or is it chidori, i'm ssoooooo braindead -_-) and BLASTED *O* THOSE FAT NERDS AND HOES OFF OF OUR ROMANTICA POOL *_* <33333333 =^__^;;;; while everyone was looking ôoô guess what... WE WERE HAVING SEX ON THE POOL WITH KAWAII SASUKE!!!!!!! ^__^';';';';' <333333333 everyone was envious >:P, and while we're having our bumpy bumpy time <3333 WE MADE 953 BABIES ON THE TRIP o___o;;;;; THEY WERE SOOOOOOO SUPA SUPA @_@ SUPA KAWAII =^==____^L;LL;; THEY BECAME CHIBI NINJAS *_** AFTER THAT

bai everyone, we're off to SASUKE'S APARTMENT TO MAKE MOAR BEBEZZZ ^__^ <333333333333333333 OMG THEY'RE SOOOOOO KAWAIII!! WE'RE GONNA HAV A FUN TIME NAKED ON SASUKE'S BED, MEKEN BEBEZZZZ alllll frigggeeeeen naitu ^____^;;;-0-=0=- YAY YAY!! NEKO SUPA BAKA SUPA neko sUPA KAWAII KAWAII DEUS DESU DUES! <3333333333333333333333333 ^ooo_^o^_^o_^ yay happy nEKo yay bAAK HAPpy NEKO KAWAII DESU SUPA DESU BAKA NEKO KAWAII SUPA BAKA NEKO SUPA DESU KAWAII!!! <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!)_)#$@(^_#*$#!(&_

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! <333333333 =^__<=

>>2156681

i take it back then... bad kitty, no tuna

>>2156677

it was just some guy tho.

>>2156685

Pardon?

Dear Diary.

Why am i.... a gayfish

>>2156682

Game Seven of the Finals and you show up with a new haircut? Are you insane? Have you lost your MIND? Your mind. Game Seven of the Finals, the big game...the biggest game- in the whole season and you show up with a new haircut? Are you crazy? We were counting on you, you know. We were counting on you to hit the big shot. Weeuuwweeuu- the game winning three pointer. But you blew the shot. You blew the game. Because you were thinking about your sideburns, weren't you? You were thinking about your bangs- "maybe- maybe I should've...gone...a little bit. Shorter on my BANGS, maybe more of a feathered look." I'm the coach of the team...and I tell you...when tttt...tuhh do the things that you need to do. For the team. And one of those things is when you get your hair cut. And I diiaanuurremm...I don't remember saying "Get your hair cut" before Game Seven of the FINALS.

>>2156688

9d4, what happen to your brain

>>2156687

You eat fish sticks.

>>2156690

I'm a normal guy. I'm a swell guy...I'm a nice enough guy. I'm a cool kind of guy. I'm a pretty groovy guy....but then I get a little sugar in me and I start to go kookoo. Doesn't have to be much; this time around it was two of them fiber one brownies. Only 90 calories each but they do the job, know what I'm sayin'? They get me goin'. They get me riled up. A little kookoo; a little wacky. A little...you know. Loopy.

>>2156694

Did I stutter.

>>2156696

You're as dense as a rock, I see.

lol guise I have a new nominee for spammy fuckboi June 2018 >>2156695

*passes the torch

>>2156698

When is the award ceremony?

>>2156700

just as soon as I get admin...

so... never?

>>2156705

Wonderful.

>>2156708

I'm not taking your pity money.

>>2156709

Okay...then...

>>2156711

I don't leave the house.

Haven't ever.

Won't start.

you tell em

rifk proto1

war god

rifk

So... a couple of weeks ago,... one of my co workers began on the theme of how the evil pharmaceutical companies were enslaving and poisoning is all... which sent my antennae all aquiver. Primarily because I've been around long enough to know that when someone starts that debate there's a very good chance that said individual is either preparing to stop taking their medications, or they already have.

Over the next few days the debate took the predestined course from debate, into rant, eventually ending at full fledged diatribe, with a couple of side rants about gay marriage, Armageddon, and no one giving him the respect that he deserved.

There was one rather loud "discusion" about how he should be able to swim in the pool at 3 am even though it's locked at midnight, and he ended up pronouncing us all "dust to the master" -whatever the hell THAT means- Actually I don't want to know what that means.

So, last weekend, I already knew he was at a boiling point and ready to pop. Add in that he was with several of our guests drinking whisky in the courtyard (definitely against rules for employees) Further add that the occasional breeze was wafting the scent of a certain herbal blend of smoking material... because, after all, that particular brain altering substance is evidently much better for you than the pills from the doctor, well, something was gonna happen I just couldn't pinpoint exactly how dramatic and sordid it was gonna be.

What happened is this:

Some male asked about the buildings orphanage past.

Which is a common question I answer about 10 times a day. But evidently, when this particular male asked... he was asking because he was a demon incarnate spouting evil pedophilliac propaganda. (Honest, for real...I couldn't make that up if I tried)

The result was me trying to control the front desk (this of course happens while people are checking in) while 12 feet away our 6 foot 4 former marine maintenance guy is trying to get control of a blazing lunatic who KNOWS WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT (even though nobody else knows what he's talking about) And we should all just bow down to his superior knowledge and give him the respect he deserves because he's obviously a superior person to all of us.

Eventually, lunatic goes for former marines throat, lunatic ends up laid out in the lobby floor, and 15 minutes later, about 45 minutes after I called, the cops show up.

The story goes down hill after that. Yeah... how further down hill from THAT can you get, right?

But now, two days later, I've gone from part time employee to full time, which would be cool except I DON'T WANNA BE FULL TIME, I CAME HERE TO WORK IN MOVIES DAMMIT.

At the moment, because of the various fall out, I'm the only person who can run the web site, the only one authorised to run credit cards for reservations, I'm basically in charge of internet marketing (despite the fact that I don't know what the he'll I'm doing) And I'm not in a very good mood.

So. How was your weekend?

>>2156714

DABES RIFK WAR GOD

WAR IS NOW

>>2156716

if you cant beat em.... join em

>>2156717

You are Dust to the Master.

>>2156722

i wana jus*

>>2156723

Oh, well here.

Simple answer.

There you go. Now stop pestering me.

>>2156722

>understand

oh no... thats not possible

>>2156727

That's for me to know and for you to figure out.

Uncertainty is our greatest scarcity. You should be delighted to not know something.

oh boy...

>>2156732

I did. But fine, I'll do it again.

My name.

Are you STILL not satisfied?

>>2156737

ayy

>>2156741

GIMME SCOOIT

see now, still tryna understand it... fucken told u niga

YA BLEW IT

>>2156743

nothing of interest, slept most of it, hardly any adulting was had

>it couldve even been anything but a proto1 thread

quelle surprise

>>2156747

Your life is still infinitely more valuable than XXXtenancion.

rip proto4, rip dag1, rip lorax

>>2156749

lol, Scoots and Loco would have your head for that comment

>>2156752

I legitimately do not get that autistic ranting at all.

"You can't talk ill of a guy with multiple felonies who beat his pregnant girlfriend to a pulp!"

>>2156753

doing skydiving from a helicopter without a parachute, hopefully

>>2156754

Yeah, me neither. Oh well, idiots will be idiots

>>2156757

no

THWE BLOOD THE HONOR THE TRUTH

RIFK WHERE MAH SCOOTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mCExFZBxX0>>2156758

>>2156756

Moral of the story: Gas the Danes.

Tsuchi is a kike.

[hu rages internally]

>>2156765

but what is that

>>2156768

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theme_Park_World

>>2156770

>EA

>>2156773

>1999

>>2156775

They were bad then.

>>2156776

>allowing other companies to port their games to different platforms

nah

>>2156777

yeah

>>2156778

you're wrong

>>2156779

no u

>>2156780

delet herp

>>2156780

don't put your dick in dead girls

>>2156781

nah, you'd be wrong.

>early need for speeds

>many bullfrog titles

>earlier command and conquer

>EA was Electronical Arts, not EA

>won several awards for being "best publisher"

nah man

>>2156783

>>2156784

Doing neither is good.

>>2156784

In August 1998, Westwood and sister company Burst Studios was acquired by Electronic Arts for $122.5 million from Virgin Interactive's North American operations, which EA also acquired. At the time, Westwood games had a 5% to 6% share of the PC game market. Especially the Command and Conquer franchise was considered very valuable.[2] The 50,000 square foot building in Las Vegas included motion capture facilities, comfortable offices and was considered a showcase for the industry.[5]

The last games Command & Conquer: Renegade and Earth & Beyond didn't meet expectations of the publisher.[1][6] In 2003 EA closed the Las Vegas based studios during a consolidation. The move included significant layoffs and personnel transfers.[7] Not all employees moved to EA's headquarters in Redwood Shores, California and the Los Angeles based EA Pacific - where they would merge with EA's Los Angeles division. Some formed Petroglyph Games in April 2003, while another three (Brett Sperry, Adam Isgreen and Rade Stojsavljevic) formed a development studio called Jet Set Games in 2008, both based in Las Vegas, Nevada.[8]

no u

>>2156785

just do one

>>2156787

>earlier ones

>Red Alert 2

>publisher; EA

>>2156788

because games only take a year to develop so EA gets all the credit right?

>>2156790

>virgin interactive acquired in 1998

>game released late 2000

Yep

>>2156787

nou

>>2156791

>shililng for a shitty company

good one

>>2156794

>when someone tells you a company wasn't shit 20 years ago, you're shilling

don't be dumb

>>2156796

You're the one being dumb here. Defending a company because they ported over a few games for "muh linux" is shilling. They always have been and always will be a shitty company.

>>2156752

>>2156756

You can neck yourself as well.

>>2156798

They didn't though. I never said that, I said they allowed others to port games to different platforms, and their games weren't ported to Linux, you're making shit up now.

I'm also not defending a company, I'm merely stating they weren't bad then.

Seriously, stop throwing a hissy fit

>>2156800

Allowing developers they own is to port over games is porting over the game. I don't know what you're saying here. What other platforms are you talking about then? I'm not making anything up. Especially when you don't give any specifics behind your arguments other than "you're wrong" and meme arrow to stuff they own.

"I'm not defending them, except I'm just telling you you're wrong when you say they were bad."

Don't twist words like that and expect someone to not get annoyed at it. Stop backtracking and then accusing me of throwing a hissy fit.

>>2156802

>Defending a company because they ported over a few games for "muh linux" is shilling

made up.

Even in the first link it states that Feral Interactive ported the game to the Mac.

>>2156805

You're playing a game right now from them on what I can only assume is Linux. So no, I didn't make anything up based on your absolute nothing arguments. Just saying "you're wrong" is not an argument. And allowing them to port a game isn't worth of praise. It's so they can make money. The fact is they bought many successful studios and ran them into the ground for quick and easy money. That's why they were a shit company then and they're still a shit company now.

>>2156811

alright

>>2156819

They people around her look constipated

>>2156824

Insurgency or WOT

>>2156830

iT IS NEVER OVER

RIP DOUG COOMBS

RIP JOEY1

>>2156833

ill watch your shitty show please why the fuck is this garbage posted everywhere

hi herp how ru

>>2156834

I like the aesthetic.

Im good, howbout you?

>>2156836

doing okay

>>2156838

there ARE IN GODS COUNTRY

PROTO1 JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE

>>2156841

i jack off alot and fanticise about dick

working on?

i work part time at a 7/11 and am in uni

>>2156843

woah you can cook nice , even more waifu material

mechanical engineering course in uni

>>2156838

RIFK FSU KILLER.

STRIKE YOU DOWN

NONe CAN OPPOSE ME RIFK

>>2156848

RIFK

Would you mind if I showed up in London?

I know the address.

It was not a problem in 2011

rifk do you even know who I am ?

>>2156847

really fucking boring ,repetitve and hard , everyone is an asshole who tried to fuck you over and everything is very tedious

oh? what did you invent

>>2156850

Some burgers here and there, did these little peanut butter cakes a few weeks back too.

A terribly unhealthy chicken parmigiana a while ago haha.

How long you have to go?

>>2156854

probably the rest of my life about 9 or so years in total

>>2156854

peanutbutter cakes sound lovely tbh

>>2156855

Then all the dollas

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>>2156876

It is, but meh!