914cd1 No.2151255
second for filtered ukrainians
705378 No.2151256
filtering anyone is rather uncouth behaviour I must say
for shame
234b73 No.2151257
>>2151252
loo is a brit word so i never would have thought of that.
c1e50f No.2151258
7320f0 No.2151259
>>2151255
You are know any web language?
914cd1 No.2151260
he does nothing but wish death and destruction upon me everytime i talk to him, its better off this way
>>2151258
lost
705378 No.2151261
>>2151258
if you filter me I'll filter you cunt
a1dc11 No.2151262
>>2151256
filtering should just result in an underageb&
914cd1 No.2151263
ur all filtered kids heh nothing personnel
c1e50f No.2151265
>>2151261
i would never
i loaf you
705378 No.2151267
>>2151262
the only filtering I want anything to do with are fluoride filters
>>2151265
I appreciate the thought but I'm the one that's meant to loaf
you do the hard work waging and losing weight and everything
I loaf
that's what they call team synergy
a1dc11 No.2151268
>>2151267
i'm sick of them putting freaking chemicals in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay
ugh crap
914cd1 No.2151270
>>2151269
dumb frog posters
c1e50f No.2151273
>>2151267
i guess we go well together then
234b73 No.2151276
>>2151275
she's trolling and it's a meme.
914cd1 No.2151277
705378 No.2151278
>>2151268
it is too late now my friend
we are all poisoned from the government chemicals
>>2151273
we do
where's my PC sweetie I want to be able to play doom at above 640x480 uwu
c1e50f No.2151279
>>2151278
sorry i gave my spare GTX 960 away already
and I sold my two 1070s
i don't have the parts to build you a spare now :(
914cd1 No.2151281
how fucking rich is nezi dude be my sugar daddy
914cd1 No.2151282
c1e50f No.2151283
>>2151281
the term sugar daddy kinda tilts me tbh
I don't mind prostitution, although I'm not interested in it, but the whole "be in a relationship with me and buy me nice stuff" thing is obnoxious
though in your defense, Pakistan is probably not a good place to get a job, or at least a decent-paying one
914cd1 No.2151284
7320f0 No.2151285
>>2151276
I don't know much western memes
705378 No.2151286
>>2151279
desu you could bullshit me and I'd still believe it
and in actuality I'm not in need of a new PC, I'm willing to keep this one from the bronze age even if it means playing source games at 20fps
7320f0 No.2151287
>>2151280
I hear that song before, it's fun
c1e50f No.2151288
>>2151284
same thing, but I honestly respect a "sugar mama" more because they break the gender stereotype of being a princess/housewife and making their own successful career
but yeah it's pretty pathetic either way
the best relationships are where both partners are on somewhat equal footing financially imo, or at the very least one person isn't unemployed 24/7 while the other one works
c1e50f No.2151289
>>2151286
what do you mean by that first line?
and rip low-end pc, that sucks
705378 No.2151290
>>2151289
you just put any computer related terms into a sentence and I'm lost
example: "yeah I'm out of Processing Management Fans so I can't do it sorry"
234b73 No.2151291
>>2151285
No time like the present to see good shit.
a1dc11 No.2151292
>>2151278
what doesn't kill us makes us gayer
c1e50f No.2151294
>>2151290
oh okay yeah no problem, you kinda have to be interested in computer stuff if you wanna know all that
c1e50f No.2151296
>>2151295
delete wish*
what a typo man
7ccd99 No.2151297
>>2151296
The advert subverted me
914cd1 No.2151301
>>2151299
hey thats not how you talk to best poster
70f3a5 No.2151303
a1dc11 No.2151304
>>2151302
much comf very hu
how are you
70f3a5 No.2151305
>>2151304
kinda tipsy, but am alright.
How's Machi?
a1dc11 No.2151306
>>2151305
just sitting here alone waiting for bedtime
feelsbirthdayman
7320f0 No.2151307
>>2151302
Autists don't like when someone touches their heads
7320f0 No.2151308
7320f0 No.2151312
705378 No.2151313
914cd1 No.2151314
914cd1 No.2151315
>>2151309
wasnt this guy a leaf last week
b03322 No.2151318
705378 No.2151319
>>2151316
no such thing
just a bit of an odd name to give
7320f0 No.2151322
aa5e68 No.2151324
seems kinda late to be this dead here, is this board surviving?
70f3a5 No.2151325
Forgot about thread, fuck
>>2151306
That feel. It sucks man.
Sorry to hear
>>2151307
Don't touch my head!
a1dc11 No.2151326
>>2151324
bring back aeris
>>2151325
nothing's going to happen today so bedtime is now
feelsbadman
7320f0 No.2151327
>>2151325
Very gay mode
Which?
b03322 No.2151328
>tfw no 1.8T 20V awd monster
:sob:
aa5e68 No.2151331
>>2151326
i support this meme
aa5e68 No.2151332
post the one with colbs and that thing that's like a penis but smaller
7320f0 No.2151333
>>2151330
I rather will go to circus and will watch freak-show in there
234b73 No.2151334
i don't know i have that one
aa5e68 No.2151335
there is the gif edit of it
"don't look at the penis"
a1dc11 No.2151336
>>2151331
he can save any community from falling into ruin
234b73 No.2151337
>>2151335
i only have a few of colbs and this one of steve i made and censored.
a1dc11 No.2151338
melon pan is pure magic if you understand german
7320f0 No.2151340
aa5e68 No.2151341
>>2151337
>>2151339
nailed it
noice
IT'S LIKE A PENIS, BUT SMALLER
i wish i could remember where that line is from
70f3a5 No.2151342
>>2151326
Sleep tight!
>>2151327
GET THE FUCK OUT!
234b73 No.2151345
>>2151341
Pink Cadillac '89 it looks like. I think other movies used it more recently.
a1dc11 No.2151346
>>2151340
It's like if you listen to two different dialects of mandarin (not knowing mandarin yourself) and they both sound equally weird, but the people that speak dialect A are the laughing stock of people that speak dialect B
Plus the jokes of course, like his Fappierpapier, his general speaking style, or that one time he went to a public pool to have a conversation with lolis and be publically indecent with some girl; the kind of things that are publically acceptable or not is nuanced and knowing the language that's being used is key in identifying just how offensive the language is exactly. A translation only gives you a general idea of how much trouble he's causing.
70f3a5 No.2151347
aa5e68 No.2151350
>>2151345
fairly certain it's not that on account of i've never heard of it
to me it feels like randal from the J&SB movies but i know that's not right
7320f0 No.2151351
>>2151346
> It's like if you listen to two different dialects
Oh, i know how it is
> Plus
Dialog become more or less cultural with dialect you using?
>>2151347
What?
234b73 No.2151352
>>2151350
if you look it up using google, it shows the quote from that movie. I know it was around at least in the earlier 2000's. Love Guru '08 is another result.
a1dc11 No.2151353
>>2151349
nou
>>2151351
it takes being german to truly grasp just how ridiculous swiss german sounds
it's like they're trying to intentionally troll the rest of germanophone europe
7320f0 No.2151354
>>2151353
Well, i suppose this is a part of melonpan style
70f3a5 No.2151355
>>2151351
you said he I said him
>>2151353
:3
aa5e68 No.2151356
>>2151352
thank you for the google tutorial i had never once considered google to be capable of answering questions
234b73 No.2151358
>>2151356
I wasn't trying to be condescending, i was just announcing some of the results.
19594b No.2151359
I was going to make a joke about how Google can't answer ALL questions, but apparently it knows me too well
7320f0 No.2151360
>>2151355
The next will be "them them them" i guess
7320f0 No.2151361
>>2151359
It's a tag-search, you are not the only one who tried to fuck the google out
705378 No.2151362
those crafty googles know everything
55e094 No.2151364
 | Rolled 10 (1d20) |
A wild SCANNER appears!
What ever shall you do?
The SCANNER rolls to charm you!
aa5e68 No.2151365
>>2151358
sorry lol i'm a little drunk
these are not the movies i remember it from
but totally it's a glorious joke it was probably repeated a bunch
>>2151364
i roll ur mom gay
and im not gay
know how i know
cause im not ur mom
7320f0 No.2151366
| Rolled 2, 2, 2 + 3 = 9 (3d3) |
>>2151364
55e094 No.2151367
| Rolled 8 (1d20) |
>>2151366
That's your damage dice, I'm pretty sure my mum gay.
aa5e68 No.2151368
idk how to roll any more cause i am not gay like your mom and are straight like your tranny grandpa and he dk how to roll cause he like wamenz
c1e50f No.2151369
>>2151368
show post options & limits, under file select
it's really simple
1 die
how many sides
7320f0 No.2151370
>>2151367
> my mum gay
> second father
85abac No.2151371
ever talk to someone smarter than you like you were smarter than them, only to suddenly realize holy shit they were smarter than you all along you fucking idiot
9913b6 No.2151372
9913b6 No.2151373
I mean, I am smart as all hell
234b73 No.2151374
>>2151365
I have a friend that would say all kinds of stuff from movies and i never recognize them since i never watched them.
aa5e68 No.2151375
>>2151369
NIGGA I KNOW
i didn't remember that actually, thank you
f063d3 No.2151376
I've never been smarter than someone. What's that like?
9913b6 No.2151377
aa5e68 No.2151378
>>2151376
it means ur gay mom
3c907d No.2151379
>>2151376
it's a bit like dealing with children or the disabled
you just kick them and say "shut up" and move on with your life
7320f0 No.2151380
| Rolled 46, 14, 46, 7, 8, 36, 35, 39, 35, 31, 43, 29, 3, 7, 29, 38, 29, 17, 15, 12, 29, 36, 27, 46, 6, 42, 43, 16, 44, 12, 19, 43, 25, 17, 3, 33, 6, 38, 24, 40, 21, 19, 22, 24, 25, 3, 14, 7, 19, 29 = 1251 (50d47) |
>>2151376
Funny question for this place
85abac No.2151381
>>2151373
probably smarter and more decent to play it down and not judge people and be earnest and sincere and stuff...
234b73 No.2151382
>>2151376
can't live up to it all the time.
b03322 No.2151383
>>2151370
wtf i just watched that .50 desert eagle youtube thing from ahoy
9913b6 No.2151384
>>2151381
I am humble as heck
55e094 No.2151386
I've got 3 big bottles of cider and I wanna shitpost the best.
>>2151370
I don't get it.
7320f0 No.2151388
>>2151386
Want to play dota at wednesday?
>>2151387
You didn't see anything.
85abac No.2151391
>>2151384
its safer that way.
aa5e68 No.2151392
hey scanner
am more than half way done
where u at
55e094 No.2151394
>>2151388
Yeah, I got teacher training on wednesday, so I'll be free after that.
I like to pick Undying or Witch Doctor.
55e094 No.2151395
>>2151392
I wish I had a camera, I'm finidhing off a bottle of Taurus, apple cider. And I have a huge mug; I don't drink fast but I'll try and catch up. Wanna put on some party tunes?
aa5e68 No.2151396
>>2151395
my choice or yours?
55e094 No.2151397
5%, 10 units per bottle.
>>2151396
Your choice, I always shitpost my choices anyway, gimme a song.
aa5e68 No.2151398
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2151397
but you know it's gonna be 6ix9ines latest bullshit
you strike me as a metal dude, idk how you can handle my shit
aa5e68 No.2151399
aso i am on tho good old bucky tonic wine, you are NOT gonna catch up, until well after i'm done, lol
aa5e68 No.2151401
can i point out postie's face atm
he gettin scribbles all over it, lol
one day he gonna be an old man, with "Always Tired" tattooed on his face, and it will be so literal it won't even be funny any more
55e094 No.2151402
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2151398
Not a metal dude, I can appreciate your shit.
I have this problem where I don't really hear lyircs.
This is my jam.
aa5e68 No.2151403
>>2151402
did i post my big meme song last time? "Candy Paint"
i will wait till we heard the shit you posted first either way
579918 No.2151404
>>2151401
By that time we can probably Ctrl-Z tattoos though..
aa5e68 No.2151405
not gonna lie, i don't really like this
just me, no personal offence intended, music is subjective, and this not really my thing
hearing it out tho
55e094 No.2151407
>>2151403
I remember candy paint. Didn't know it was a meme song.
So how was your day? My mum is so angry with me I'm not sure if she's having a mental breakdown.
>>2151405
That's cool, different strokes for different folks.
9913b6 No.2151408
Post malone
more like
post a good
aa5e68 No.2151409
>>2151404
lazorz a thing, but the hurt and cost more than the fuckin tattoo does
not like it's a prblem for postie i guess, he got cash
but i remember he couldn't finish his neck piece in one sitting cause he said it hurt too much, idk how his elderly ass gonna take the lazor to get the ironic "always tired" off
55e094 No.2151410
If you believe in intersectionality , there will be a song we both love.
aa5e68 No.2151411
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2151408
every time you post a postie you post a good
as long as you postin a post malone and not an ACTUAL postie
they don't deserve the hundreds of thousands of christmas presents left for them
>>2151410
here, my meme song, candy paint.
notice the Michael Scott reference. if you don't know Michael Scott, i'm afraid we can't be friends.
55e094 No.2151413
>>2151411
I don't know Michael Scott, I don't know much things.
Maybe we can be rivals? But I'm not at the same stage as you.
aa5e68 No.2151414
this song has like 3 or 4 killer references
if you get them all you a hero of the internet
aa5e68 No.2151416
>>2151413
The Office, US version
played by steve carol? or however to spell his name?
i am sad
you literally didn't know what MTG is
i swear you're like a mastermind troll, and you know all this shit, and you just playin us
579918 No.2151417
>>2151409
I dunno, I feel like if you don't mind pain to get something written on your face you probably don't mind even more pain to get it removed if you don't like it
55e094 No.2151418
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This is a game I liked, not sure you should buy it full price. Pirate it if you're smart.
>>2151416
I'm no mastermind, I don't know what MTG is.
I amn not sorry, I will be destroyed.
3161ec No.2151419
e3b817 No.2151420
>>2151419
yamete kudastop
today is kinda a sad day, how's you friend
aa5e68 No.2151421
>>2151417
i got a face tatto a couple months ago
the bitch been tattooing his whole life and is like 60-something now
he still fucked it up
if i had a single point in self respect index i'd sue
LOOK
how fuckin wobbly is that
>>2151418
bruh
it's like the most played card game in the world
bigger than pokemon
what shocked me, is you know what 40k is, yet, you don't know the most closely related card game, like nobody ever mentioned it to you
i swear you're just a mastermind troll
aa5e68 No.2151422
>>2151420
if you ever speak weeb again i'll have you swatted
aa5e68 No.2151423
speaking of
swatting was one of the memes in Candy Paint
who spotted it
55e094 No.2151424
>>2151421
OOOHHH, You mean Magic the Gathering. I don't know it as MTG, it isn't in common conversation.
I hope you think that I'm a mastermind troll, just so I feel special.
579918 No.2151426
>>2151421
You can see he didn't use a ruler but I'm sure it looks better from further away
What was the thought behind it?
aa5e68 No.2151427
>>2151424
yes, lizards the happening, that one
you are correct
so you DO know it
but you played me long enough, that whether or not you know it, you made me mad enough, to still qualify as a master troll
be proud
nobody has the power to upset me so bad other than a D&D/40K fag who pretends not to know MTG
>>2151425
tbh idk how, am scotland, swat is not my country
>>2151426
it does. still, up close it's trash, and i'm mad.
the logic is i already had 2 2D emeralds tattooed, and i wanted a face tattoo, and the emerald seemed logic to follow the pattern.
tbh i want more face tattoos, but now i've done the emerald, i'm out of relevant ideas
e3b817 No.2151428
>>2151427
call the SAS on me or something
since ireland is basically scotland, have this
3161ec No.2151429
>>2151420
You must have clicked my name by mistake, you called the wrong person friend :^)
e3b817 No.2151430
>>2151429
one day it'll become reality
aa5e68 No.2151431
here, have a couple of the emeralds, and the silver grillz, to exemplify quite how fuckin gangsta i am
aa5e68 No.2151432
>>2151428
ireland isnt scotland tho, i have no idea what either of those mean
579918 No.2151433
>>2151427
I don't blame you, I would probably be pretty mad too unless I payed 5$ for it
why an emerald though, like does it have any special meaning?
aa5e68 No.2151434
>>2151433
the first one i got on the back of my hand sorta did. it was an old logo for Drop Dead Clothing, and i really loved their shit, like at the time it was my whole style. then, i got a tribal with a gem on top on the back of my neck, so i asked for it in green to match the hand. then, there was two emeralds, so when i wanted a tattoo on my face, emerald was kinda obvious. emerald is my birth stone, which was a minor consideration in every case, but became more of a consideration the more emeralds i got, the first one was more coincidence.
aa5e68 No.2151435
this was the first one i got, the Drop Dead emerald
55e094 No.2151436
>>2151427
Now I juat need to make you happy and then we can be friends.
Back then, I used to play Runescape a lot, I don't know what much to say, trying to get my sister into Lisa the Painful RPG.
aa5e68 No.2151437
>>2151436
yo i already finished the bucky btw
it's just dissapointment from here
becomming less and less intoxicated, until it's time to sleep, at which point, i will be sober enough for that to be difficult
dude drink fast if we playing the game yo
488352 No.2151438
im back...
man its hot out. im ready for a cold one and a coma
sup
55e094 No.2151439
>>2151437
I'll drink faster, trying to explain Jojo's Bizarre Adventure to my sister.
aa5e68 No.2151440
>>2151439
if someone caught this on camera you'd show up in a cringe compilation
aa5e68 No.2151441
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. 40-minutely reminder to LOVE POST MALONE
579918 No.2151442
>>2151434
sounds like you kinda made it your own thing which is good because you never like stuff or people forever
also the word emerald sounds pretty (unlike the dutch name) which makes it somehow better
55e094 No.2151443
>>2151440
Well isn't every big brother cringey to their little sister?
aa5e68 No.2151444
>>2151442
it is my thing, but i get the feeling, anywhere with gang activity, having so many, they'd be taken as gang marks, and it would fuck me over, lol
what's the dutch name?
>>2151443
idk, i am an only child. only is mere letters away from lonely.
7a0434 No.2151446
aa5e68 No.2151447
loco why the fuck have you not killed yourself yet
i know you want to
yet you linger on
posting thicc trump when it's not even relevant
7a0434 No.2151448
>>2151447
Okay, I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
aa5e68 No.2151449
do it all you please
i just wonder
why you continue to live
tbh
ef2ccd No.2151451
>>2151430
Sure, maybe when hell freezes over
aa5e68 No.2151452
i mean i consider my suicide options daily
and i'm several grades above loco in the suicide scale
7a0434 No.2151454
But I have a family and friends and a career and money and a home, and I'm attractive and pretty
Why would I want to die
579918 No.2151455
>>2151444
lol you'd be one of the people I least expect to be part of a gang when I'd see you on the street (altough that grill doesen't help you)
it's smaragd, yea try to pronounce that..
aa5e68 No.2151457
>>2151455
you seem to know me almost as well as i do
minus the literal gang activity
but it's informal gangs with no names, doesn't count
and i mean that's not so bad, i assume, in dutch, it's fairly typical word, only ugly from the english speakers perspective?
or is it ugly to dutch too?
488352 No.2151458
i just created a tumblr account...
579918 No.2151459
>>2151457
well, that part of you doesen't seem too hard to figure out, I dunno about others though
it sounds ugly to me, but it might be because the aragd part of smaragd sounds like veracht which means to despise in dutch
I dunno, I'm kinda rambling
aa5e68 No.2151460
>>2151458
gay jesus have mercy
>>2151459
yo that's fine, see even if you try to learn another language, you don't get colloquial interpretations like that, that's super interesting
it's not rambling, to someone who never spoke dutch, that's fuckin neat to know
488352 No.2151461
>>2151460
im an sjw now...
488352 No.2151462
tell me... why would someone watermark an image they didnt create or own?
579918 No.2151463
>>2151460
it's all so super subjective though! like I speak german quite well and to me it's an absolutely beautiful language while so many people think it's ugly..
but maybe that's because german people who try to speak dutch are absolutely adorable lol
aa5e68 No.2151464
>>2151461
how enormously gay of you
no for real it may seem like it has some appeal at a cursory glance, but you'll realise what's wrong with that at some point down the line. we all did.
55e094 No.2151465
I return, but I need something to focus on, I'm qutie drunk.
55e094 No.2151466
| Rolled 14 (1d20) |
I roll for gay.
3aea40 No.2151467
>>2151458
What's your opinion on feminism?
488352 No.2151468
>>2151464
just needed more images of my avatar ok... relax
its all for the memes
jeesh
488352 No.2151469
>>2151467
lol
ima stop shaving my pits and vagina now
55e094 No.2151470
>>2151467
If she breathes, she's a thot.
aa5e68 No.2151471
i'mma go sleep
at least as far as you peeps concerned
nini friendos xx
488352 No.2151472
nini erin
*tips mouth fedora
579918 No.2151473
55e094 No.2151474
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
That leaves me, the last brit standing; I hope to be entertaining.
>>2151471
nini Erin, I'll keep up the status quo
488352 No.2151475
what is the status quo exactly?
3aea40 No.2151476
>>2151469
You mean axe wound, right?
>>2151470
Tru
488352 No.2151477
>>2151476
of course, silly of me to call it anything else
7ce305 No.2151478
So long as it does not hang like Wizard's Sleeve..
aa5e68 No.2151479
nobody was talking on discord so instead i learned to pronounce smaragd
it sounds like "schmeiracht"
ish een schmeiracht
is een smaragd
i learned.
now real bed time. nini for realsies.
3aea40 No.2151481
>>2151477
Lewd image.
I bet she has an axe wound.
488352 No.2151482
>>2151481
whats with this obsession with axe wounds?
488352 No.2151483
dudes... my network was down for like 5 minutes.
that was scary
i was utterly lost
523645 No.2151486
>>2151485
Who the fuck wears a skirt during winter
914cd1 No.2151487
0d1ae8 No.2151489
>>2151486
Dumb anime sluts do.
7ce305 No.2151492
>>2151491
Not much, honestly. Just watching shit onyoutubes. You?
c33459 No.2151493
>>2151492
am super bored tryin not do die
whatcha watchin?
7ce305 No.2151494
>>2151493
Tryin not to die? Is that a current worry of yours? Is it probable?
Also just shit about Fallout 76 at the moment.
4591b1 No.2151495
>>2151486
A lot of people do, just usually with warmer leggings, socks higher than the bottom of the skirt or boots to their knees. Usually with what can only be described as like super short compress shorts under it, though I genuinely don't know what those are called.
4591b1 No.2151497
>>2151496
Is that the girl from Parks and Rec?
c33459 No.2151498
>>2151494
breathing acting up
234b73 No.2151499
>>2151497
Yep. It's from the fappening leak i believe. Aubrey Plaza.
7ce305 No.2151500
>>2151498
You got asthma too, fam? That shit sucks....
I was on breathing treatments when I was young.
c33459 No.2151502
>>2151500
I used to do those a lot too
doesn't help that i smoke heavily now tho
Even more heavily when i drink
4591b1 No.2151503
>>2151499
She's kind of ugly but oddly attractive.
7ce305 No.2151504
>>2151502
Yeah you probably should try to stop that then, bud. Don't want you dying. Then who am I going to share my appreciation of redheads with?
c33459 No.2151505
>>2151504
quitting is hard tho
but i feel like that's probably cause i dont really wanna quit.
would be much easier if i had access to more weed and alcohol at a time
7ce305 No.2151506
>>2151505
Well that sounds like it would likely end up to a hard quit of life....
c33459 No.2151507
>>2151506
>>2151506
yuh it's probably too late ;-;
7ce305 No.2151509
>>2151507
Hey hey hey now. Don't you even fucking think of quitting or I will bring your ass back just to smack you around.
f601e0 No.2151512
Give me something to believe
'cause I am living just to breathe
And I need something more
To keep on breathing for
So give me something to believe
7ce305 No.2151513
>>2151510
Don't make me give your ass mouth to mouth.....
Neither of us want that.
>>2151511
Good Evening, Nezi. How goes it.
7ce305 No.2151514
Believe in me
Help me believe in anything
'Cause I, I wanna be someone who believes
c1e50f No.2151515
>>2151513
fine. had dinner/coffee with someone and then went by a CD store but didn't find anything
7ce305 No.2151516
>>2151515
Dinner?!? It is like, barely the afternoon! What did you eat at least?
Also, CD stores are hipster stores, now.
f601e0 No.2151518
>>2151514
Tell me all your thoughts on god
Because I'd really like to meet her
And ask her why we're who we are
So tell me all your thoughts on god
'cause I'm on my way to see her
So tell me, am I very far?
c1e50f No.2151519
>>2151516
it's 7:54pm
I had a sandwich, some california thing with turkey, guac, & hummus
pretty good, smore latte was nice too
7ce305 No.2151520
>>2151517
So you find out a way to get those lungs to work!
>>2151518
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
>>2151519
Oh no....Starbucks? Why?
c1e50f No.2151521
>>2151520
I never said starbucks, relax
it was a local coffee shop
7ce305 No.2151522
>>2151521
But Smores Latte sounds exactly like something that would come from that craphole.
I don't know, coffee in general has gotten way out of hand. And craft beer, now that I think of it. These fucking hipsters all need to be put down.
234b73 No.2151523
>>2151503
A weird mix. She's got an edgy personality kind of.
c33459 No.2151524
>>2151520
beer and spliffs?
3161ec No.2151525
Incredibles 2 was fucking SICK
c1e50f No.2151526
>>2151522
would you take a fuckin deep breath
i think all the porn is rotting your brain
7ce305 No.2151528
>>2151524
I don't know what that is.
>>2151526
Na, porn hasn't really affected me for almost a decade.
c1e50f No.2151529
>>2151528
SO STOP POSTING IT EVERY IMAGE
c33459 No.2151530
>>2151528
they're more popular in europe
it's weed cut with tobacco in a joint
4e3158 No.2151531
Does anyone have kuus' post ending signature still?
c1e50f No.2151532
>>2151531
on another computer yeah
too lazy
c33459 No.2151533
4e3158 No.2151534
Funny thing. I am going through some archived threads on /b/ and /aneki/ and I literally cannot tell which is the real Murder and the fake (Soto) Murder most of the time
>>2151532
Eh, whatever
>>2151533
Why not? I was just reminiscing about some old posts.
c33459 No.2151536
c33459 No.2151537
4e3158 No.2151538
>>2151536
Because I felt like it and I am going through a quarter life crisis
c33459 No.2151540
>>2151538
what's wrong?
>>2151539
nuthin just chillin right now
how bout you?
4e3158 No.2151541
>>2151540
Things just don't bother me. I think I have become an emotionless husk and it is a tad bit worrying. Trying to see if I was always like this and just now noticed.
I don't have a meaning in life and it doesn't bother me. I can't seem to hold a relationship because I can't care about anyone but me. All my friends I am a completely fake person around just so I can use them. I know it sounds edgy but I dunno, doesn't seen normal.
c1e50f No.2151542
7ce305 No.2151543
>>2151529
That is unlikely to happen.
>>2151530
I don't know man, I don't really get it. I have never understood the huge fascination with weed.
35d0f1 No.2151544
>>2151540
just made a sandwich and got my final grades back from my first year of college
>>2151542
howdy~
>>2151543
what a weird ass nipple
c33459 No.2151545
>>2151541
No, that's not very normal.
7ce305 No.2151546
>>2151544
Meh, fairly ordinary looking to me.
4e3158 No.2151547
>>2151545
So what do I do?
35d0f1 No.2151548
>>2151546
why are they so big?? they are like indenting that's weird
maybe because I have small boobs
c1e50f No.2151549
>>2151544
what's up
>>2151543
why do you go to an anime circlejerk and spam 3dpd garbage
c33459 No.2151550
>>2151543
well it's not for everyone
where did you go?
>>2151544
what kinda sandwich and how did you do?
c33459 No.2151552
>>2151547
I dunno
kill yourself?
>>2151551
35d0f1 No.2151553
>>2151549
just passed all my classes in college for the first year sooo~~` yesss
I'm good
>>2151550
pb and J! with yummy thick bread
4e3158 No.2151554
>>2151549
>why do you go to an anime circlejerk and spam 3dpd garbage
They came for the mental illness not the 2D girls
>>2151551
>>2151552
That would probably be a bad idea
c1e50f No.2151555
>>2151553
good job.
real world is hard.
80b423 No.2151556
>>2151552
>>2151554
You got another one?
35d0f1 No.2151557
>>2151555
but I'm doing good and It's exciting.
what's up with you
7ce305 No.2151558
>>2151548
Nipples come in a large variety. I would't worry about it one way or the other, honestly. I have seen some weird ones, but unless they are an inch long, no worries. Also, ethnicity really has an impact in this department.
>>2151549
Because I like talking to people here at times. Why does it bother you so much?
>>2151550
Sorry I got side-tracked with some shit. Back now though.
But yeah, I don't know. I have never smoked weed, and I haven't ever really had a huge interest to do it.
c33459 No.2151559
>>2151553
how thick is the bread? I feel there usually isn't enough bread in them unless you keep the crust on
>>2151554
darn
>>2151556
faggot
7ce305 No.2151561
>>2151554
So far it is 2 votes kill yourself. I kinda lean towards the popular opinion so....
>>2151560
No. Me.
c33459 No.2151562
>>2151558
that's fine
everyone does their own thing
>>2151560
that's you though
7ce305 No.2151563
>>2151562
Agreed. I don't particularly care what anybody does to themselves.
3161ec No.2151564
c33459 No.2151566
>>2151563
what do you do to yourself?
35d0f1 No.2151568
>>2151558
I guess so
>>2151559
like a half inch omg
c33459 No.2151569
>>2151568
isn't that what they normally are?
7ce305 No.2151570
>>2151564
Hey Canadian. How goes it?
>>2151565
Ok. You.
>>2151566
Unspeakable things, usually involving large amounts of alcohol, a kilt, and nothing underneath.
c1e50f No.2151571
>>2151557
this, basically
>>2151558
yeah but you don't have to spam shitty porn to talk to people
cause I don't wanna look at porn 24/7
I look at porn when I'm in the mood but seeing it nonstop ALL the TIME is just annoying
fucking stop
80b423 No.2151572
>>2151567
You're a cool cat.
>>2151570
NO WAIT-
3161ec No.2151573
>>2151570
Not too badly, I guess
c33459 No.2151574
>>2151570
like a man skirt?
c33459 No.2151575
>>2151572
doesn't mean you should be gay for me
7ce305 No.2151576
>>2151571
I don't like seeing shitty anime characters all the time, but I have no control of that, and I don't complain about it. Sorry it bugs ya, but I ain't changing shit.
>>2151572
*Waits*
>>2151573
You guess? Doesn't seem very convincing.
>>2151574
Well, yes. In a sense.
c1e50f No.2151577
>>2151576
>I don't like seeing shitty anime characters all the time
THIS IS AN ANIME CIRCLEJERK
3161ec No.2151578
>>2151576
I'm rarely convinced
80b423 No.2151579
>>2151575
Then what is love?
>>2151576
Your dirty tricks won't work next time.
7ce305 No.2151580
>>2151577
Meh, it is an amalgamation of a lot of different circlejerks.
>>2151578
Why not? What has you on the fence?
>>2151579
They will as long as you fall for them!
3161ec No.2151582
>>2151580
Life being what it is
c33459 No.2151583
>>2151576
gross
>>2151579
a horrible thing
80b423 No.2151584
>>2151580
Fool me once, shame on- shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again!
7ce305 No.2151585
>>2151581
You can try and argue that point all you want. I simply don't accept your premise.
>>2151582
What has life in a the way that it is?
>>2151583
How is that gross??
>>2151584
So I can't be fooled again?
c33459 No.2151586
>>2151585
why would you need a skirt
7ce305 No.2151587
>>2151586
....Easy access? It looks cool?
I have been fondled a few times at pubs. Get asked all the time what I have underneath. I usually say socks. Or lipstick.
80b423 No.2151589
>>2151583
Just like feet.
>>2151585
Yeah, just try it.
c33459 No.2151590
>>2151589
they are love so yes
7ce305 No.2151591
>>2151588
What??!! How long have you been siting on this information?
>>2151589
Hey, I forgot. You are like 4ft tall, right?
3161ec No.2151592
>>2151585
I don't know what you are saying
c33459 No.2151593
>>2151591
i have always known
7ce305 No.2151594
>>2151592
You know, on second look, I don't even know what I was trying to say.
But why is life the way that it is for ya? What are you stressing about?
>>2151593
But I hide it so well....
80b423 No.2151595
>>2151590
Wow.
>>2151591
Yeah, about. Why?
7ce305 No.2151596
>>2151595
I just wanted to make sure I make the cage the right size.
c33459 No.2151597
>>2151594
feets from behind are so great
>>2151595
what's wrong?
7ce305 No.2151599
>>2151597
What about feet do ya like? If I could ask?
>>2151598
Shhhh, here. Some gun porn.
c33459 No.2151600
>>2151599
I dun really wanna go into detail here
3161ec No.2151601
>>2151594
I stress about life in general
7ce305 No.2151602
>>2151600
Fair enough. Just was curious is all.
>>2151601
Do you have a relatively stable life though?
80b423 No.2151603
>>2151597
FEET
>>2151599
Yay, overly complex Webley-Fosbery.
80b423 No.2151606
>>2151600
I wanna know too.
>>2151605
Uh...
7ce305 No.2151607
>>2151603
Could you imagine how much wear that system would cause?
>>2151604
Just wondering. I don't particularly like feet so I can't really relate.
3161ec No.2151608
>>2151602
Extremely stable. That doesn't mean I don't stress over literally nothing and everything that could go wrong at any time
3161ec No.2151609
c33459 No.2151610
>>2151606
then you should probably find somewhere else to ask me
7ce305 No.2151612
>>2151608
I can understand how that goes. But there hasn't been any fires started lately, eh?
3161ec No.2151613
>>2151612
Depends what you consider a fire
80b423 No.2151615
>>2151607
It would require a good bit of lubricant.
>>2151610
Hmm.
7ce305 No.2151616
>>2151613
I basically consider any hiccup to life a fire. Anything larger than say, I have to make a detour to go x before y. But like a flat tire, any kid of breakdown. An accident. A sudden bill and being out of funds. Having to hide a body at the drop of a hat and being out of couches. That sort of thing.
>>2151614
I don't know what that means.....
>>2151615
Oh I don't think I'd trust that chamber at all.
3161ec No.2151618
>>2151616
Then nothing you would consider a fire
c33459 No.2151619
>>2151616
weeb speak for embarrassing
80b423 No.2151620
>>2151615
On which?
>>2151617
HMM.
Discord?
7ce305 No.2151621
>>2151618
Well that is a good thing then. Trust me, that is a boon that not many people get. My da has to put out fires almost daily. And I have at least 2 or 3 a month. Though for the past year it seemed to be at least once a week. Sometimes 2 or 3 times a week.
>>2151619
But we are all friends here. Nobody is gonna make fun of you, Kyoneko-chan.
7ce305 No.2151622
>>2151620
The side locking bolt. The whole bolt carrier....man I don't know. I would worry it would't hold the explosion well.
c33459 No.2151623
c33459 No.2151624
>>2151621
maybe not to my face
7ce305 No.2151625
>>2151624
Fair. Though I would prefer to insult people to their face. Especially when I mean it. I'm not the type of prick to take the side door. I'll come right up front and knock.
80b423 No.2151626
>>2151622
It's just like a simpler toggle lock tho.
>>2151623
Done.
7ce305 No.2151628
>>2151626
The toggle lock looks sexy though.
Also, so I am assuming on that side lock that the bolt is riding straight back, and it is just the locking mechanism that is folding. My problem is that it doesn't look like it 'locks' that well.
>>2151627
Except when I make fun of people at my job. Though that isn't usually making fun of them, it is more making fun of something they did at some point.
Also, I am the tard.
80b423 No.2151629
>>2151628
Well for that side lock there's a huge fuck off shoulder on the bolt that falls into a recess cut out for it.
7ce305 No.2151632
>>2151629
I don't know. I mean, I get that. I can intellectually know that it should be secure enough to withstand the explosion.
I just intuitively can't accept it. It is literally build to blow out and back.
>>2151630
Too big.
80b423 No.2151633
>>2151632
Sure. I'm not a fan of it either just because complexity.
muh rotating bolt is better.
8a657f No.2151634
Asian porn just looks like they're sex robots that are dead on the inside.
c33459 No.2151635
7ce305 No.2151636
>>2151633
Agreed on the rotating bolt, though.
>>2151634
We are all dead on the inside.
80b423 No.2151637
>>2151634
I'm not seeing the issue.
>>2151636
I want Bushmaster to hurry up with the ACR forends and conversion kits they've finally promised for this year. Again.
7ce305 No.2151638
>>2151637
Do you even have an ACR though?
80b423 No.2151639
>>2151638
Nope. But if they DO actually come through with the barrels and fore-ends, the money I've been saving up for a red-dot will immediately go toward a rifle instead.
7ce305 No.2151640
>>2151639
That shit is like 2.5k though, man. That is fairly pricey. Out of my price range for the now.
80b423 No.2151641
>>2151640
If you look at the Bushmaster site direct lol yeah.
But other shops sell them for more than 1k cheaper than that that I can find. Which isn't out of place for like, a mid grade quality rifle at all.
7ce305 No.2151642
>>2151641
That is more in-line then. Still, a rifle isn't on the top of my lists. Tattoos are ahead of that. And tattoos are like, at least a few years away.
7ce305 No.2151644
Something like this is what I am thinking. Then on my back I want to get Yggdrssl. The Celts took it over as their Tree of Life so it is a good point to mix my two arms.
8a657f No.2151645
>>2151644
Sick tribal, bro. What frat were you in?
7ce305 No.2151646
>>2151645
>Tribal
Alright, you are fucking retarded, bud.
80b423 No.2151647
>>2151644
Wow, reappropriating Norse mythology.
What is this one though? Is that the moon behind all that?
234b73 No.2151648
>>2151631
She could kill someone with them.
>>2151632
maybe
7ce305 No.2151649
>>2151647
You know what, I am not sure. I don't think so, but I always thought of it as just a stone circle as a backdrop.
My father's family is from Norway, my mother's is from Ireland. So I have celtic knots on my shoulders, one moon, one sun. And on my left arm I have a triskele and a claddagh. My right arm is going to have Norse mythos.
80b423 No.2151650
>>2151648
I wish she'd kill me with those.
>>2151649
Ah...
234b73 No.2151651
>>2151650
blunt force trauma or asphyxiation?
000000 No.2151653
>>2151616
Havnt you heard the saying "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." .. ... its called murphys law... its a thing.
7ce305 No.2151654
>>2151653
Well, yeah, sure. It was made by an Irishman, of course I have heard of it. Also Nazis will be brought up in every argument.
000000 No.2151655
>>2151654
usually it all goes to shit at the same time
7ce305 No.2151656
>>2151655
Storm clouds are thrice cursed.
b3626e No.2151660
i had a peculiar thought.... i was thinkin, lets say your in love with someone... you probably cannot die... like a building falls on you, youd just re-imagine yourself waking at the hospital or something... The willpower is jus too strong..... in terms of love on the mind.
70f3a5 No.2151661
.............................
523645 No.2151662
>>2151660
Do you need an ambulance?
Are you having a seizure?
5aa44c No.2151664
5aa44c No.2151665
Or would it be baddog? Or are they one and the same now?
b3626e No.2151666
lol, well idunno, it was jus a thought
5aa44c No.2151667
80b423 No.2151668
The next time you have a thought, let it go.
70f3a5 No.2151669
70f3a5 No.2151671