31f696 No.2113729
What a furfag.
>>2113728
Tough. You are totes adorbs. You are magically magnificent. Earnestly enchanting. Fantastically fabulous. Biblically beautiful. Copocetically cute.
ce4efc No.2113732
>>2113731
L-LEWD >//////////////////////////////<
ce4efc No.2113734
45a2f7 No.2113737
b8559d No.2113742
>>2113729
That's a good image
94d9d8 No.2113747
>>2113743
This is why I shamelessly ignore friend requests from my parents, aunts, and uncles. Tho tbh it's moreso because they would not ever see me the same if I didn't. Come to think of it.. I made my FB more or less ironically before it became something everyone and both their grandparents, and also dog owned.. I never had to worry about older family memebers being competent enough, technology wise, to moniter me online until recent years, and decided to tighten up privacy settings. I was probably too late tho, I don't even know how they managed to find me.. D: Maybe that's why I feel like things are a bit weirder than usual during family gatherings.. Fck. I miss when the internet was comfy, I miss it so bad.
a73f90 No.2113748
>>2113745
:)
this looks kewl!
i went 22 and 0 on handzo
i launched three draogn ults in one game!
a73f90 No.2113749
0a1500 No.2113751
There's a very high statistical probability of me never getting married woooooo aylmao
getting alcohol was a goods idea
31f696 No.2113752
I'll never get married or have kids. What's the problem with that?
Are you saying there is a problem with that? Don't make me fuck you!
0a1500 No.2113753
I mean I literally physically can't have kids and tbh I'm p okay with that. I fucking hate kids.
I haven't had an IRL friendship that lasted more than a week in 2 years tho and I'm about to make a pact with myself to kill myself by my next birthday if I have no friends
31f696 No.2113754
>>2113753
Fuck off, Sweed. I'll be your friend. Don't kill yourself, that just isn't fun. There are too many of us fucks in AZ for you to say you have no friends. We just need to get together at some point.
0a9c95 No.2113755
>>2113751
getting married is a meme
0a9c95 No.2113756
>>2113753
lol I've gone almost 4 years with no friends and I'm the happiest I've been in 6 years
31f696 No.2113757
>>2113756
How's the cycling going, Nez?
0a9c95 No.2113758
>>2113753
>>2113754
and yeah there's seriously a ton of posters in AZ to hang out with
don't set any dates yet friend
1add30 No.2113759
>>2113753
I'll be your friend. I'm really fucking boring though. The most I do outside of video games is target shooting and see movies really.
31f696 No.2113760
>>2113759
I still say we all need to go out on a shooting get together. Would be fun. Make the AZfag get together be in the desert.
0a9c95 No.2113761
>>2113757
I had to take a break for a few days cause I was really busy and now i have a sore throat
but I was doing it every day
current record is 9.7miles 182bpm for 30mins
I've been trying really hard to beat that but I was on fire that day, I think I set the bar kinda high for myself
1add30 No.2113762
>>2113760
That would be cool.
We'll have to check what's closest to everyone, and what BLM hasn't closed down for the summer since it's getting hotter already.
0a9c95 No.2113763
i honestly felt terrible last few days with no exercise
i can't wait to get back on bike
:stronk:
1add30 No.2113765
>>2113763
Exercise and proper sleep is amazing, isn't it?
0a1500 No.2113766
my birthday is in November my dudes
I could probably do the statistics on the amount of potential mates in the phoenix area.
all I would need to do is create an educated guess on the rough number of available bisexual women in the phoenix metro area that play video games
>>2113759
literally all I do is play video games and look at memes like a fucking pleb
>>2113760
This. We all need to go get shooting together. Do I need a gun license to go to a shooting range and shoot?
0a9c95 No.2113767
>>2113765
well yeah but I don't always get proper sleep
I asked for sleeping meds and was told to try "not using computers and similar things before bed"
like fuck off gimme pills
0a1500 No.2113768
>when filling out your medical history the sexual activity has the option to put "pulling out" as a method of birth control
>tfw "not currently sexually active"
>>2113767
haven't had my trazodone in like 2 weeks and I'm fuckin dyin. got a doctors appointment on Monday thouigh
0a1500 No.2113770
>>2113769
kill yourself you cowardly sub 30 IQ faggot
jk how r u?
1add30 No.2113771
>>2113766
>Do I need a gun license to go to a shooting range and shoot?
LMAfuckinO, this is Arizona babe, you don't need a license to stuff one in your waistband and walk around all day. If we went to like a managed range with a range master the most you might need is an ID card.
But again this is Arizona and there's literally hundreds of miles of open state land that you can just go dump lead into.
77a93c No.2113772
>>2113770
I'm alright. Got out of work early so I stopped at the bar on my way home.
How's it been?
31f696 No.2113773
>>2113761
I have faith that you will beat it. Good Nezi. You make me proud.
>>2113762
I was unaware that BLM is shutting down shooting spots. I was thinking like table mesa or something.
>>2113766
You live in AZ. You can walk down the street with a pistol in your waistband and you still don't need any license.
Maybe a shooting range would be easier though.
45a2f7 No.2113774
>>2113760
I suggested to Hu we get everybody together and go shooting.
0a1500 No.2113775
>>2113772
better since your retarded ass
31f696 No.2113776
>>2113774
Wait, who are you? And who is Hu? Two azfags I don't know?
94d9d8 No.2113777
>>2113753
Don't do that, I made a similar pact with myself if I failed at life in certain ways, which I did fail. But fighting it is best, be strong and fight for life, like our ancestors. Those who preceded us had to fight for life, letting them down is a shameful route to take.
77a93c No.2113778
>>2113775
lmao okay
sorry :p
a56141 No.2113779
>>2113771
I see they really follow any rule other than RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS.
31f696 No.2113780
>>2113771
>Backstop required
I prefer the chance of taking out one of those fucks in quads racing around.
>>2113779
That is the first rule. Nobody listens to any rule listed first. It is more of a suggestion.
45a2f7 No.2113781
>>2113776
I'm relatively new to /animus/. Known Hu and Spec for a long time though. Neither Hu and I are AZfags.
a56141 No.2113782
>>2113780
You know for certain they're the type to not really follow any rule whatsoever.
0a9c95 No.2113783
>>2113768
You are liking having an influx of negative thoughts due to the lack of sleep/meds. It's important to recognize this and not make decisions until you're feeling better.
>>2113769
Hello Madi. Welcome home.
>>2113773
it will just take some time and muscle growth
I can't increase the resistance too much more yet, legs wear out
thankies ^^
77a93c No.2113784
>>2113783
Thankies^^
Nezi, I love my car
I was out joyriding practicing heeltoe downshifts and it felt so good to finally get all the rust off of my stick shift driving skills.
31f696 No.2113785
>>2113781
Oh. And like that you've lost me.
Though your suggestion of shooting is always relevant.
>>2113782
The quad fucks? You're darn tootin! Those fuckers are just a plague on the decent white folk trying to shoot a little propane tank! They go out running all over the desert like they are cool or something.
>>2113783
You want to try and keep the work-out to the point were you finish tired. Not wasted, but definitely well worn. If that makes sense. The fact that you have kept it up this long is really quite a testament to your will. I have no doubt you'll beat your record. Over and over again.
45a2f7 No.2113786
>>2113785
Hupony is Danish. No idea if you two post at the same times but I think he's been around for a while.
1add30 No.2113787
>>2113773
They do it every year for fire danger, because, you know, God forbid someone set the fire resistant scrub brush on fire with their hot loads.
Also, you want me to drive all the way up to Table Mesa? Bro...
>>2113779
Unfortunately that's what gets a lot of places shut down too, is all the trash. Occasionally a group of volunteers goes through and cleans them all up when BLM shuts it down for them.
Picking up all the brass is cool though, collect enough of that and you can sell it as scrap to a recycling facility.
>>2113780
Some kid got shot doing that out by Buckeye. Then they got pissed off and closed that range down for good.
Then some other jerk off decided to go riding through the one that hadn't been closed and had the balls to complain even though there's literally a sign that says "People shoot here, don't be a dumb ass".
31f696 No.2113789
>>2113786
I only pay attention and remember like 5 posters. No offense intended, though if it is taken, oh well.
>>2113787
It's not my fault you live in fucking bum fuck nowhere south of the 10! I don't do well south of the 10!
Kids are always dumbasses though. And they really should get what they deserve.
And yeah, the distances between everybody makes me lean towards a gun range in central Phoenix. Maybe in like Glendale area, maybe?
1add30 No.2113790
Maddie knows what I mean.
>>2113789
Nigga it's not like I'm axin' you to me me at 51st and southern. Yeah they's a lot-a spics out here, but they're pretty tame, it's not South Phx.
He didn't die.
I actually don't have that big a problem driving up there, it's just a lot of gas. For me.
I mean I used to drive to Scottsdale GC a lot, so it's no different really.
77a93c No.2113791
0a1500 No.2113792
So maddie, did you ever end up moving somewhere or did you tell youir work "nah, nevermind bro"
31f696 No.2113793
>>2113790
Nigga that is one street north of Baseline. Baseline is literally the fucking worst place to be in all of Phoenix! I don't care if it is 51st Ave or 51st St. That shit does not agree with me!
Though I will admit that Walmart on 75th and Lower Buckeye has a smell that is just quite enjoyable. Or the Fry's on 83rd and LB. I enjoy the smell of hay.
Well we need to get all the Phoenicians together. Make a discord or some shit so we can all have input into it. I leave this to you, All Mighty Spic. I mean Spec. I totally meant Spec.
77a93c No.2113794
>>2113792
They gave me a raise out of it, so I'm here for another summer.
I do still intend on moving but I just bought a car and stuff so who knows. It's not all bad here I guess *shrugs*
77a93c No.2113795
Like, I think I was just getting extremely stir-crazy tbh
45a2f7 No.2113796
0a9c95 No.2113797
>>2113785
oh yeah i put my all into my sessions
i go hard as fuck
>>2113784
dang you should teach me that sometime :3
I tried it once and it was scary
77a93c No.2113798
>>2113797
It's pretty easy once you start thinking of it as a double clutch with an extra rev tbh
77a93c No.2113799
0a9c95 No.2113800
oh my god
this website, when you have the tab open it says the website name, but when you switch to another tab it says "Baby come back!"
31f696 No.2113801
>>2113796
Good man.
>>2113797
Well now you are just trying to get me hard as fuck.
1add30 No.2113802
>>2113791
How's your night Maddie?
>>2113793
I never had to drive to baseline because lucking I worked in the industrial line, but it was still shady there regardless.
Fucker.
https://discord.gg/XQyNZH
77a93c No.2113803
>>2113802
It's alright. I need to smoke some weeds to even myself out tho x_x
hbu?
0a9c95 No.2113804
>>2113801
sounds like a good time
how do i continue?
>>2113798
>>2113799
i can't wrap my brain around this atm
d1b8cd No.2113805
>>2113793
She looks cuddly.
1add30 No.2113806
>>2113803
RIP...
Well, now I'm playing with Discord settings for this meme server that all of 4 people are going to use.
77a93c No.2113807
>>2113804
You clutch, downshift and rev it while braking then release your clutch and brake at the apex of the turn to accelerate out of it.
31f696 No.2113808
>>2113802
My philosophy is not to be within 5 miles of a Food City.
Also, good man. Now we just need to spread it around and get everybody in here.
>>2113804
I am unsure. To be fair I am fairly drunk, so anyway you continue works. We can also just go back to praising you and saying you are doing a great job.
Heh. I wonder if I should even bother saying I am ever drunk at this point.
>>2113805
She looks like she is hungry for some cuddles.
0a9c95 No.2113809
>>2113807
see that makes sense
idk what double clutch and extra rev means
>>2113808
how about you tell me what's going on in your life?
77a93c No.2113811
>>2113809
Double clutch shifting is you push the clutch in, pop it in neutral and release, then push it in again for your shift.
The extra rev is for rev matching for your downshifts to get a smooth shift to a lower gear.
31f696 No.2113812
>>2113809
Oh. That. Well I recently got promoted to essentially the bottomest manager in my company. I get to try and handle 15 idiots as well as all the salesmen that have issues with said idiots and all the stores that said idiots screw up. And on top of that I have to do what I was doing before. For essentially not much if any of a pay increase. But it does have it's perks. Just really stressful. This is my second week and I have more or less been on my own, just thrown to the wolves. But the next week should be much easier and then I have vacation.
77a93c No.2113813
So you're in 5th, braking, clutch downshift to 3rd give it a rev to match rpms (all three pedals are being used hence the heel-toe namesake) and then you downshift to a quicker gear to blast out of your turn.
0a9c95 No.2113814
>>2113811
why bother shifting to neutral before you downshift? is there some benefit?
and I wouldn't really call it an extra rev, it's just a single rev. I always rev-match when downshifting
77a93c No.2113815
>>2113814
Well yeah, you have to. But it's extra in this case just by feet vs amount of pedals I guess lol
They're basically the same technique, except one is specifically to be accelerating out of turns.
77a93c No.2113816
All I know is that it feels just as good as landing a treflip in the satisfaction department, Nezi.
0a9c95 No.2113817
>>2113815
i feel like this would be a lot easier to understand if i was driving and trying it
>>2113816
hell yeah
77a93c No.2113818
>>2113817
There's a few good non-cringy YT vids on it, but yeah. Way easier to show how than to explain it.
0a1500 No.2113820
>put soup in pot
>put on medium heat
>walk back to desk
>realize that the only utensiles I have are plastic forks
uh oh
77a93c No.2113821
tsk tsk at your unpimped kitchen
0a1500 No.2113822
I through out all of my shitty kitchenware like 2 weeks ago because reasons
d1b8cd No.2113823
>>2113819
luka
i should be in bed
but
i'm restless
i hope you are ok.
1add30 No.2113824
>>2113819
Ruka.
>>2113820
Just drink it from a cup.
77a93c No.2113825
you were prolly too lazy to do the dishes huh?
0a1500 No.2113826
>>2113824
I have bowls and stuff but no utensiles
1add30 No.2113827
>>2113826
Drink it... from a bowl.
31f696 No.2113829
>>2113828
Then get in the az discord
0a9c95 No.2113831
>>2113818
thanks for trying though ^^
skrrt skrrt
0a9c95 No.2113832
d1b8cd No.2113833
>>2113830
>>2113832
y'all're sweet
thank you♥
a73f90 No.2113835
>>2113831
wat is "skirt skirt" ?
a73f90 No.2113836
>>2113833
stick around long time
d1b8cd No.2113837
>>2113836
i may fall asleep ♥
0a9c95 No.2113838
0a1500 No.2113839
>>2113829
there is an AZ discord?
a73f90 No.2113840
>>2113837
*tucks you in*
>>2113838
ewww
weird...
31f696 No.2113841
0a9c95 No.2113842
>>2113840
"skrrt" is the sound a car makes when the tires squeal
it's said often in "gangster rap" to be cool or something
77a93c No.2113843
>>2113842
in trap music it's the sound of mixing ur baking soda and cocaine
77a93c No.2113845
d1b8cd No.2113847
I like that Migos song in which the guy gleefully says "POPEYE'S!"
7dfc0d No.2113849
>>2113846
trap life ain't no joke nigga
77a93c No.2113850
7dfc0d No.2113852
>>2113851
yo u hear the new j cole?
0a9c95 No.2113853
>>2113848
3:12
I guess they spent the music video budget on that ferrari and couldn't afford any hot models so that's what they got as far as girls go
pretty weak
1e1929 No.2113854
>>2113852
I have not. I've never been real keen on Cole.
94d9d8 No.2113855
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Never underestimate the potential value of collecting rare bullet casings in good condition.
Good night you magnificent bastards.
d1b8cd No.2113856
>>2113851
Mhm. That "Popeye's!" always makes me giggle.
77a93c No.2113857
>>2113853
They used all their crack money on more crack prolly lmao
7dfc0d No.2113858
>>2113854
hehe i can understand that......
0a9c95 No.2113859
>>2113857
at least the "i'm in love with the cocoa puffs" spoof came out of that
1e1929 No.2113860
>>2113853
That's not supposed to be a hot model. She's just an ordinary person.
>>2113856
I really like the migos
Well some of their stuff anyway
>>2113858
Yeah but if you liked it more power to ya budd
0a9c95 No.2113861
>>2113860
yeah but that's not how rap music videos are supposed to be
are you sure you're black?
1e1929 No.2113863
4f904f No.2113865
>>2113864
Too early.
Back to >>>/sleep/.
77a93c No.2113866
>when you finally get that kink in your neck to pop after waiting for all day.
7dfc0d No.2113867
>>2113864
me on the left
morning hu pony
7dfc0d No.2113868
>>2113866
i got one of those in my back earlier and it was orgasmic...
d1b8cd No.2113869
>>2113860
Mhm. They're fun. ^o^
>>2113862
Luka, I gotta go asleep now.
*hug*
>>2113866
Nini Maddie. Glad you worked the kinks out.
0a1500 No.2113870
77a93c No.2113871
>>2113868
yuh, basically.
>>2113869
nini
haha there's always more :p
let's talk cars more btw.
745da4 No.2113872
>>2113865
filthy lurker, you go bed!
>>2113867
Good evening Bard
4f904f No.2113874
>>2113872
Not yet. Having some beer and working.
b8559d No.2113875
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooka
0a9c95 No.2113876
>>2113862
but gangsters gotta drive fast and reckless
>>2113863
not really it was pretty weak
how are you doing btw way the way btw
>>2113868
>kink
>orgasmic
i see what you did there
0a9c95 No.2113877
>>2113870
what kinda soup?
a73f90 No.2113878
745da4 No.2113879
>>2113874
>working during the middle of the night
NO!
Beer good at least. Enjoy
a73f90 No.2113880
>>2113876
you are gang ster
?
0a1500 No.2113881
>>2113877
a mixture between clam chowder and potato with bacon
4f904f No.2113882
>>2113879
It's happening. Server upgrades. Maintenance windows are magic.
Beer is pretty much always good.
Does the Hupony have plans for this Sunday?
b8559d No.2113883
745da4 No.2113884
>>2113882
Damn upgrades. Hope nothing goes wrong.
Beer is only good if the beer itself is!
Nah, no real plans. Play games, and beer in the evening
0a9c95 No.2113886
>>2113880
nah I'm white I can't be a gangster
they turned down my application
a73f90 No.2113887
4f904f No.2113888
>>2113884
With any luck the application will just never work ever again.
Good thing it's pretty much the only beer I drink if it's an option.
Sounds like a good day to this horse.
b8559d No.2113889
745da4 No.2113891
>>2113888
How is that luck? Wouldn't you have to fix it then? Or do you have another application up your sleeve in case it happens?
Heh, that does sound like good beer then~
4f904f No.2113892
>>2113891
Sarcasm, Hu. Sarcasm.
I'd say so. Definitely needs less tilde though.
a73f90 No.2113893
>>2113886
how do you submit?
745da4 No.2113895
>>2113892
Could be it wasn't!
Would be silly to drink something you didn't like, that's for sure.
Nope, all the tildes~
b8559d No.2113896
>>2113894
That's a very nice image for a very nice poster uwu
4f904f No.2113897
>>2113895
Most definitely was sarcasm, eeyup.
No tilde. Never tilde.
b8559d No.2113898
745da4 No.2113899
>>2113897
Else gotta stay up all night I suppose. That's bad.
All the tildes
>>2113898
like this~~?
Do you like this babe~?
4f904f No.2113900
>>2113899
That would get me out of having to do electrical work tomorrow, so that doesn't sound awful either.
Not for me. Give them to others, like that other poster.
a73f90 No.2113903
>>2113901
peperoni
salami
bolognia
85a3ba No.2113904
>>2113903
No, salam aleikum
70f8a3 No.2113905
>>2113903
Well you got one of those right.
b8559d No.2113906
>>2113899
That's kinda gay bruh
>>2113902
:3
0a9c95 No.2113907
>>2113905
i used to think pepperoni and pepperoncini were the same thing
70f8a3 No.2113908
>>2113907
Like when you were a kid, or?
745da4 No.2113909
>>2113900
I suppose getting a previous working application working again, sounds more relaxing than electrical work.
Okay, I'll try to remember
>>2113906
You asked for it~
0a9c95 No.2113910
>>2113908
yeah sure let's go with that
a73f90 No.2113911
>>2113904
wat????
that aint english
<_<
a73f90 No.2113912
a73f90 No.2113913
0a9c95 No.2113914
>>2113912
pepperoni has 2 p's
you spelled salami right
it's bologna not bolognia
4f904f No.2113915
>>2113909
Perhaps. Coworker that is on can be a pain to deal with though.
Fantastic. Should definitely post more fox/wolf girl for sure though.
b8559d No.2113916
>>2113913
I'm looking at my kitty cat
She's cute
0a9c95 No.2113917
well, 3 p's
2 p's in the middle
a73f90 No.2113918
>>2113914
@_@
bolongia looks the same to me as bolognia
???????
pepp er roni
pppppppppppppppepeppepeppe
Pepe the frog
>>2113916
<3 i wanna see!
745da4 No.2113919
>>2113915
Because they don't do anything, or because what they do is wrong?
Yes, you should :3
85a3ba No.2113920
>>2113911
El motet elmerica
85a3ba No.2113921
a73f90 No.2113922
>>2113920
Elma america?
what's elma got to do with things? and motel?
hotel
4f904f No.2113923
>>2113919
A mixture of both, even.
>implying I'd post anything but something horse related
1add30 No.2113925
>>2113923
I gave you that fuckin' umamusume folder.
a73f90 No.2113926
>>2113924
now ur just scribbling random lines....
745da4 No.2113927
>>2113923
That's the worst.
Yes, post girls from the horse anime like the damn spectre does
0a1500 No.2113928
I'm going to bed so I can fantasize about cuddling
4f904f No.2113931
>>2113925
And me being the scumbag I am, saved none of it.
>>2113927
Heh, tell me about it.
I mean, I have a feeling I'd post pretty much only Vodka, but... Can't copy the Spectre.... He's a pedophile, after all.
a73f90 No.2113932
>>2113930
why u post the same thing over and over?
0a9c95 No.2113933
1add30 No.2113935
>>2113931
Literally a pre-packaged zip folder of horse girl transparencies, it had you name on it.
I feel actually insulted on a personal level.
b8559d No.2113936
>>2113918
>>2113918
There is the catto
745da4 No.2113937
>>2113931
I've heard you've taken a particular liking to her.
Nah, not that pedo. Besides, almost everybody who posts anime would be a pedo then
a73f90 No.2113938
>>2113933
dey say
bolo gnia~ in itliano que keskasay endaley endaley!
>>2113934
Daaawww~ a pretty kitty! :O
*pets*
<3
a73f90 No.2113939
4f904f No.2113940
>>2113935
I'm not actually sure why you expected anything less.
>if you still have that, I might be inclined to though... I didn't know there was a .zip :3
b8559d No.2113941
>>2113939
I love my cat ^.^
0a9c95 No.2113943
>search google for low carb foods
>water is a result
85a3ba No.2113944
a73f90 No.2113945
>>2113942
thats not my name!
>>2113941
<3
0a9c95 No.2113946
>>2113944
here, have a snickers
you're not you when you're hungry™
85a3ba No.2113947
>>2113946
I have 5 kg of shashlik... i don't need snikers
1add30 No.2113948
>>2113943
meats yo
you can have meat, with a side of meat, and I know you love meat. Chicken, and fish.
And if you can stand it, pork rinds make a good zero carb "snack". They kinda like chips.
a73f90 No.2113949
>>2113946
i like mars and reeses
b8559d No.2113950
0a9c95 No.2113951
>>2113948
my fridge has bacon, salad stuff, chicken, eggs, and breakfast sausage in freezer
also pork tenderloin and veggies for nights when we have dinner together
i don't think i forgot anything
I don't like fish much and we don't have any salmon right now
pork rinds huh? i'll look into those, I don't think I've ever had those
0a9c95 No.2113952
>>2113949
>eating candy bars that aren't Mr. Goodbar
get out
ce4efc No.2113953
7dfc0d No.2113954
>>2113953
pyoull eat a cow but not a pig?
a73f90 No.2113955
>>2113950
>>2113952
i don't like it, too boring for me
0a9c95 No.2113956
>>2113955
do you like 3 musketeers? crunch bar? heath bar? krackel?
BUTTERFINGER???????????????
1add30 No.2113957
>>2113951
They're kind of meh at first, but if you're really bent for something that you need to snack on while bored, they're OK.
>>2113953
Pork is haram.
a73f90 No.2113958
>>2113956
butter finger is too 'glass-like' birttle for me
:(
i think i've seen the occasional 'rare' muskateer bar.
ce4efc No.2113959
>>2113954
Not fond of cows either
Especially slutty ones
ce4efc No.2113960
0a9c95 No.2113961
>>2113957
yeah they're apparently good for keto, I didn't know
snack stuff is good to find
I appreciate you<3
002518 No.2113962
>>2113948
Pork rinds have ridiculous amounts of fat and sodium.
Lard is a fucking low carb food.
0a9c95 No.2113963
>>2113962
yeah I'm supposed to be eating high fat and sodium is fine, I don't get much sodium from anything else I eat
45a2f7 No.2113964
0a9c95 No.2113966
>>2113958
you poor depraved soul
>>2113964
I'm lactose intolerant (not too extreme) and nuts are fucking expensive
trying not to spend too much of my savings since no job still
b8a511 No.2113968
>>2113966
That movie misquoted Nietzsche.
499f7a No.2113969
>>2113967
Get a fucking job then.
9b8536 No.2113971
Entropy came into existence at the instant of the Big Bang; starting with the creation of the universe, heat, light, and all other forms of energy have been dissipating, spreading out over time as the universe expands. This tendency to spread out, moving energy to less concentrated areas, is entropy. Entropy is a one-way arrow. An aged body doesn’t automatically turn young again.
Whenever matter and energy collect into orderly patterns, entropy is defied, but physics has always held that these “islands of negative entropy” are temporary, even though some of them – planets, stars, galaxies – endure a very long time.
Eventually stars burn out, planets lose their orbital momentum, galaxies dissipate. The planet earth is an island of negative entropy that feeds off the borrowed energy of sunlight; when the sunlight is no more, we will succumb to entropy, growing cold and lifeless. Entropy is dragging the entire cosmos down to its end, when all energy will be evenly distributed across the vastness of space.
This ultimate “heat death” lies billions of years in the future, but every molecule is being pushed toward it. Some of the most fundamental building blocks of matter, such as the proton, are so long-lived that it takes aeons for them to decay, while other exotic subatomic particles, such as the meson, flash into physical existence for a few millionths of a second before winking out of sight again.
The breakdown of orderliness is inherent in the physical makeup of the universe, but it is at the core of the reason why our bodies deteriorate and age over time. If we want to defeat aging, we must first learn how to defeat entropy.
499f7a No.2113972
>>2113963
Pork rinds are nothing but saturated fats. No matter what your plan is, they're nowhere close to healthy or something you should use as a replacement or supplement for anything. They're just one of those things that's there no real reason to eat, dietary wise. There's far better things if you're needing either a snack or else.
0a9c95 No.2113973
>>2113967
gimme address in discord, I'll bake you something this week. i'm making some for another person so I'll just make extra
>>2113968
i've never seen that movie
whatever it is
45a2f7 No.2113974
>>2113966
Low carb is going to be tough. It's tough even if have money to spend.
b8a511 No.2113975
>>2113973
Well, you posted the kid in it.
499f7a No.2113976
>>2113971
Thanks, Kanra, for copypasting Wikipedia.
499f7a No.2113978
>>2113970
Just download Asenshi's subs for it.
7dfc0d No.2113980
>>2113959
plenty of those around hehe....
0a9c95 No.2113981
>>2113975
oh Little Miss Sunshine? I thought maybe "you poor depraved soul" was an accidental quote from somewhere
when did they quote Nietschezeejzezej;azlkdjag in that movie?
>>2113977
either cookies or brownies, which do you prefer? I'm trying to learn how to make all kinds of things
brownies would be nice since I already did cookies recently though
not that there's probably a huge difference though
b8a511 No.2113982
>>2113981
Yeah, Little Miss Sunshine.
There's a scene in Dwayne's room that misrepresents the philosophies of Nietzsche.
a73f90 No.2113983
>>2113981
i want peanutbutter oatmeal
0a9c95 No.2113984
>>2113974
I mean I've been doing it for a while, it's fucking easy tbh
before I was focused 100% on gaming and stuff, now I'm challenging myself to get healthy and once I focus completely on something it's child's play
I do everything to the extreme if I take it as a personal challenge and I don't have too much on my plate to distract me
I haven't felt the desire to break my diet or exercise routine once
but I was forced to once or twice from social/timing limitations
>>2113972
idk i'm reading that they fit the keto diet though
what makes saturated fats so different than regular fats?
low carb is the important thing with this diet, along with high fat and sodium
7dfc0d No.2113985
nezi's cum cookies.......
9b8536 No.2113986
>>2113976
thats an american flag you blind, dumb piece of shit
0a9c95 No.2113987
>>2113983
hmm I've made chocolate chip oatmeal before but never with peanutbutter, I'll try to find a recipe or ask for help, I'll let you know when I'm making them
should be monday or tuesday
>>2113985
if you put any ingredient in food that's not a proper ingredient you should fucking kill yourself tbh
it's the biggest fucking moral break in the world
I don't care how shitty someone is, you just don't fuck with food for health and safety reasons
499f7a No.2113988
>>2113984
>with high...sodium
There's absolutely no reason to have high amounts of sodium in your diet. It's outright detrimental to your health in every regard. There's no way it helps literally anything.
0a9c95 No.2113989
>>2113986
it may have been sarcasm though
70f8a3 No.2113990
>>2113971
What were you seeking to accomplish with this post?
7dfc0d No.2113991
>>2113987
does this mean you only have cum brownies........
a73f90 No.2113992
>>2113987
those mini penutbutter cups that look like tiny reeses baked into an oatmeal cookie
0a9c95 No.2113993
>>2113988
i don't really care about the sodium thing since I barely get enough as it is, I mostly eat meat and veggies
I'm more interested in why saturated fats are so much worse than regular fats if you're on a low carb high fat diet, if you can explain that to me
499f7a No.2113994
>>2113986
You probably just drove to America so you could get a gun to finally kill yourself.
0a9c95 No.2113995
>>2113992
ohmygosh i had a friend's mom make those cookies, they were insane
i completely forgot about those, okay i'll make those
7dfc0d No.2113996
>>2113992
luka what are you supposed to say when someone gives you food..... you need to have proper manners...
0a9c95 No.2113997
AHHHHHH I forgot about the potato chip cookies with Cape Cod Kettle Chips AHHHHHHHHH
FUCK those were good
i need to harass my mom for the recipe
b8559d No.2113998
>>2113955
You've always got such nice images
a73f90 No.2113999
>>2113995
*snuggle hugs*
Thanks~
>>2113996
=^o^=
meow!
745da4 No.2114000
>cum is not a proper ingredient
!!!!!!!!!
a73f90 No.2114001
>>2113998
you should post some to make me smile!
7dfc0d No.2114002
>>2113999
hehe *pet pet* good lukas :3
b45561 No.2114003
b45561 No.2114004
0a9c95 No.2114006
>>2113994
can't you get guns in canada?
>>2114000
slut hu please
>>2113991
>>2113996
bard stop being weird, leave luka alone
>>2113999
hopefully they turn out okay, I'm still learning. my grandma is giving me tips though, so far everything has been pretty good
b8a511 No.2114007
I wish there were a nori-flavoured kettle chip in north america.
745da4 No.2114008
0a9c95 No.2114009
>>2114005
have you had those Cape Cod kettle chips? there's a lighthouse on the white bag, they're insanely good
addicting, even
499f7a No.2114011
>>2113993
The simplest way to describe is that it's horrible on cardiovascular health because it's causes blockages and hardening of blood vessels, long term at least. Short term, your body stores saturated fats far more easily and diets relying on fats as your major calorie source are atrocious on your kidneys. Generally, carbohydrates (starches 2/3, sugars 1/3) should be your main calories followed by unsaturated fats and proteins in reasonable amounts. A "diet" that removes entire portions of foods you biologically require have some short term gains but overall are generally terrible on longer term health.
b45561 No.2114013
>>2114008
You would link that.
745da4 No.2114014
>>2114013
I was looking for the pic, but realised doing a quick search for "Natural Harvest" would be a lot quicker
0a9c95 No.2114015
>>2114011
I don't see the problem when diets are essentially short term, if it's not healthy what's the big problem if you're only doing it for a short amount of time? I don't plan to eat LCHF for the rest of my life or anything
it's just a weight loss tool, I will switch back to a balanced diet once I hit my weight goal
b8559d No.2114016
>>2114001
Image posting is annoying when playing games
0a9c95 No.2114017
>>2114012
that's absolutely disgusting
0a9c95 No.2114018
>>2114007
what's nori flavor?
37a83d No.2114020
>>2114017
So I guess you don't want the one I made for you? D:
b8559d No.2114021
>>2114019
Ghost Recon Wildlands
b45561 No.2114022
b8a511 No.2114024
>>2114009
No, I'm on the west coast.. if they're localized in Boston I've never heard of them.
>>2114018
Nori is seaweed, it's used to wrap sushi rolls so you've definitely tasted it before.
I like to buy packages of nori sheets and just munch them dry, they're delicious and full of good vitamins.
0a9c95 No.2114026
>>2114023
stop
there will be a punishment if you continue to gross me out
>>2114024
I mean I've had sushi but I didn't realize the nori really had a flavor, usually I just taste the fish and rice or sauce
i assume it's not a strong flavor then?
that seems kinda funny eating sushi paper lol
a73f90 No.2114027
>>2114021
i heard that game was bad
b8a511 No.2114028
If you wet the nori with a little bit of rice vinegar it'll stick to the rice and roll up nicely.
When I make sushi rolls I like to make them simple, long cuts of cucumber, carrots, avocado, and imitation crab are cheap and easy.
It's also recommended to get short-fat sushi rice rather than long grain, like Kokuho Rose brand. It'll come out stickier and be rather tasty.
0a9c95 No.2114029
all these recipes use almond flour, i bet that shit's crazy expensive
a73f90 No.2114030
>>2114006
they are better fresh
b8a511 No.2114031
>>2114026
heh, yeah it does have a distinct flavour but since it's usually just used to wrap things up, you don't notice it.
I find it tasty, enough so that I'll snack on it. I just fold it up a few times and eat it like that.
b8559d No.2114032
b8559d No.2114033
0a9c95 No.2114034
>>2114030
well yeah but i can't get them to you fresh, you could always put them in the oven for a short while or microwave them so they're hot
otherwise you'd have to make them yourself with ingredients i send, but that takes the purpose out of me sending them unless you like cooking
499f7a No.2114035
>>2114031
Nori doesn't really have much of a taste. It's like iceberg lettuce in that there's a taste there but it's so mild it's more about texture than anything.
0a9c95 No.2114036
>>2114031
hmm, I was gonna try making sushi at some point so I'll nibble on it and see what it's like when I get around to rolling sushi
>>2114033
$9 for 16oz holy
b8559d No.2114037
>>2114036
Yeah dude
It's
Nutty
hahahahaha
0a9c95 No.2114038
>grass fed butter
idk why but i laughed when i read that
that's some activated almonds kinda shit
>>2114037
eh....weak.....
0a9c95 No.2114039
>arrowroot starch
i think they're making foods up at this point
499f7a No.2114040
>>2114038
There is some truth to shit like that where diet does affect milk content and ratios but when everything is homogenized and industrialized, it just makes you pretentious.
b8559d No.2114041
>>2114038
Comedy gold bruh
745da4 No.2114042
>>2114026
A shame that's the only two books he wrote
499f7a No.2114043
>>2114039
Just use corn starch.
a73f90 No.2114044
>>2114034
lets see how good you can do ^_^
b8a511 No.2114045
>>2114035
It's got that really deep-green taste though, not at all like iceberg lettuce.
b8a511 No.2114046
also, I use rice flour for mostly everything.
It makes a difference when used as batter for frying.. it's .. different, but I like it.
0a9c95 No.2114047
AHHHH so many replies
i'm actually pretty salty about the lactose intolerance
i just wanna eat stuff with cheese
jalapeno poppers sound awesome...
>>2114041
try again next time
>>2114043
idk anything about corn starch, or much about baking
is that used in place of flour or something?
>>2114042
I was gonna be brutal with my punishment too
you've been a naughty boy lately
good thing there's only two
>>2114044
I was gonna make jalapeno cornbread at first but then I realized you can't ship that since it needs to be refrigerated
I already bought the ingredients too ;w;
499f7a No.2114048
>>2114045
It's just one of those things that unless you were specifically trying to taste it, you wouldn't really taste much of anything from it. It's like, kind of minerally in aftertaste but there's not really much of a taste to it.
b8a511 No.2114049
>>2114048
I still snack on it.
a73f90 No.2114050
>>2114047
japanelo is too spicy >_<
499f7a No.2114051
>>2114047
corn/arrowroot starch is a thickener and binder. They are the same in any recipe for the most part. Arrowroot is can't handle high temperatures but can thicken at lower ones. Corn starch doesn't work if it's not heated above a certain temperature.
b8a511 No.2114052
>>2114050
I like to eat raw habaneros.
I also like red savina and serrano peppers.
745da4 No.2114053
0a9c95 No.2114054
>>2114051
that's the same purpose as flour though right? thickening the batter?
or am i just a dumbdumb
0a9c95 No.2114055
>>2114052
bullocks
absolute bullocks
you're nuts
b8559d No.2114056
>>2114047
I'm drunk
This is as good as I get
0a9c95 No.2114057
>>2114050
I only put small diced pieces on top of the batter before it goes in the oven, it's only a little spice
can't ship it anyway so no worries
might make some for tracer I guess since I have to make it anyway and lili is busy all the time lately
499f7a No.2114058
>>2114054
No. Flour is for gluten to make long chains and webs to catch air as it's baking to make it fluffy.
499f7a No.2114060
0a9c95 No.2114061
>>2114058
so you either use flour or starch depending on the type of thing you're baking? like cookies vs brownies? i mean you definitely have to use one of those right
499f7a No.2114062
>>2114061
No. Corn starch is used to thicken up shit as it's baking or heating.
b8559d No.2114063
b8559d No.2114064
You put corn starch in meat juice to make gravy
b8559d No.2114065
b8a511 No.2114066
>>2114055
I once jerked off after handling and eating a habanero, it was pretty intense.
Of course, I kept going.. it was an interesting experience.
b8a511 No.2114068
Mistakes were made, obviously something never to be repeated,
lessons were learned,
but sometimes you just have to go through with what you've started until the end.
0a9c95 No.2114069
>>2114062
so flour for fluffy things like cookies and cakes and stuff
starch makes things thick like brownies
so if you use too much starch your brownies would be thicc as fuck and not light
?
499f7a No.2114071
>>2114069
Yeast/leavening agents make air that's trapped by the gluten from the flour.
Starch is used to thicken the batter to disperse the ingredients (flavoring, sugar, etc) throughout before and during the time it's cooking.
b8a511 No.2114072
>>2114069
it's a balancing act.
also, never accidentally substitute baking soda in a recipe that calls for baking powder, like in pizza dough...
the taste of bad pizza dough is fucking terrible.