fc0d26 No.2092333
And here we observe the "shitposter," in its natural habitat. Take note of their quickness to anger. Many anthropologists theorize that the displays of aggression are used to intimidate the more timid of the tribe into performing sexual favors. There's much we don't know of these primitive hominids, though we hope to someday understand the many intricacies of their culture.
851406 No.2092349
fucking fake anthropologist wannabe retard. suck my cock
699025 No.2092712
tfw so fucking busy you don't even have time to MHW.
is this shit even worth it?
227051 No.2092713
1d2e75 No.2092714
>>2092707
about as good as it can
I don't have to worry about anything until wednesday so I'm just vegetating
what's new with smiles?
>>2092708
I would absolutely dress like that if I had the money.
>>2092712
yes
227051 No.2092716
7c9741 No.2092719
>>2092704
hodor
>>2092708
wait some jobs give you unlimited free food? wtf...I mean I know there's a pile of rejected breadsticks for some pizza places and things like that but...
i'd get so fat...
one meal a shift is nice though, good perk =w=
no parm is the devil's work!!!
>>2092712
what's MHW friend? also post headphones, or battlestation
or both
227051 No.2092720
>>2092718
Sleepy
Watching my brother play fortnite
You?
0e154f No.2092721
>>2092714
You have 19 dollars I thought.
>>2092718
What's MHW?
>>2092719
Well, that's "grazing," but no. You get one free meal per shift.
699025 No.2092723
>>2092719
I just turned off my lights, so.
It's simple. Thinkpad on left, monitor on right
one sec lemme find headphones pic
>>2092720
fortnite is like minecraft and pubg combined right?
I'm gonna head off soon but I've been busy as fuck
I love and hate it.
Making mad dosh but no time for anything, fuck.
1d2e75 No.2092724
>>2092717
no you're like
doing something with your life
>>2092721
that giant clock alone has to be more than 19
699025 No.2092725
>>2092722
hi bd
>>2092721
hi welma
monster hunter world
d84681 No.2092727
>>2092702
I dislike smoking in general, it's just uncomfortable. I love edibles tho
>>2092703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee6qZYjrGSU
>>2092707
As always. You on Steam? I want to talk.
699025 No.2092728
>>2092724
>>2092724
kinda want ww3 to break out lowkey to shoot my advancement even faster and further
1d2e75 No.2092729
0e154f No.2092730
>>2092724
Have you never been to a Dollar Store?
>>2092725
hihi
lame
>>2092727
Do that then. I'm getting gummyworms I think.
7c9741 No.2092731
>>2092727
lol what a name for a band/song, i like the relation lol
e1716d No.2092732
>>2092725
SIKE
THAT'S THE WRONG GOAT POSTER
which v-modas are those?
d84681 No.2092733
>>2092730
Sounds good!
>>2092731
It's basically Dream Theater but without the singer and a different bass player :P
699025 No.2092734
>>2092729
think low orbit ion cannon
but irl
and precise to 5m^2
>>2092730
is not
how u and yams
699025 No.2092735
>>2092732
who the f
m100s
I'm on the fence about the wireless ones cuz bulkier but they do have a better sound signature so idk
7c9741 No.2092736
>>2092721
what's your favorite DQ meal? i'm sure some of it's pretty good, even if it's just fast food
>>2092725
oh crap i scrolled past this
which v-moda are they? they're a little too big for that dude btw
1d2e75 No.2092737
>>2092730
can't buy bling at a dollar store
>>2092734
what the fuck
0e154f No.2092739
>>2092736
I don't really eat there. I make myself blts cause it's not the burgers, tenders, fries, or chicken patties.
i guess the bacon bbq snackmelt *shrugs*
e1716d No.2092740
>>2092735
I hear the wireless ones are shit.
dc7927 No.2092741
>>2092738
That is genuinely disturbing for reasons I don't really know how to explain.
699025 No.2092742
>>2092737
yeah guess whose sector is gonna get funding for that project in war time
hint: it's mine
>>2092738
r u a generally more happy camper now?
I sent my gf home because having her over so much is making both of our sleep shitty lol
gonna try to limit how much shes over
eec292 No.2092743
>>2092711
I'm trying to grind out a ship on world of warships.
Bleh, all this repetitive gameplay for little pay off.
>>2092714
Smiles is fighting a war of attrition with free to play game models.
>>2092727
Something important?
d84681 No.2092744
>>2092743
Not particularly, no. It's nice to talk using your real name tho, and I can't exactly do that here
0e154f No.2092745
>>2092741
Sorry I guess *shrugs*
>>2092742
Seems that way, yeah.
699025 No.2092746
>>2092740
if they're on wireless, yeah. but they switch to wired mode seamlessly when you plug in.
>>2092736
yeah that was a pic I got from the guy who assembled them lol
m100's
7c9741 No.2092747
>>2092739
oh that's true you can make yourself off-menu stuff
do you think you could make a large healthy meal with the materials or is most of it pre-made
1d2e75 No.2092748
>>2092742
are you going to help bombard some poor bastards?
>>2092743
it's a never ending battle
only the strongest come out on the other side unscathed
7c9741 No.2092749
>>2092746
assembled? nani?
how are they?
dc7927 No.2092750
>>2092745
What? No. I'm just saying that image just is so many levels of uncanny valley.
699025 No.2092751
>>2092745
I'm happy for you.
you know what happened this week?
I started a diet
way more leafy greens and such, less sugary drinks more water blah blah
last 2 days ive had boston creme milkshakes, cannoli cakes ,and taco bell
iamadisgrace
227051 No.2092752
>>2092743
Is it like world of Warcraft but with ships?
699025 No.2092753
>>2092749
best headphones ive ever owned
yeah those shields are custom 3d printed fam
eec292 No.2092754
>>2092744
link to your steam so I can readd you.
>>2092748
It's endless grinding and an absurb paywall.
>>2092752
I don't play WoW so I couldn't tell you.
You just get in world war 2 ships from different nations and beat your head against the other. You either do moderately well or die in the first 3 minutes from being out of position.
7c9741 No.2092755
>>2092753
do you need an amp or anything for them? that's pretty cool i never thought of doing that with the shields, i assume that's the bug thing from metroid? i've never played it but I think I recognize that symbol
idk if I would call swapping the shields assembling though :P
699025 No.2092756
>>2092748
yep
shit, satellite might "misfire" on some poor souls who have "coincidentally" rubbed me the wrong way, too
/edge
all jokes tho
would be a huge team effort to engineer, but I can see something like that going from paper to testing in a year or less
and fully deployed, probably 2-5y depending on how bad we need it
0e154f No.2092757
>>2092747
Your cooking will only be as good as your creativity and improvisation. I made like thai hotdogs with the peanutbutter sauce from the icecream side and I made like an oriental fish wrap thing a couple times. I can make queso burgers and mini crunchwrapsupremes with what we have..
as far as healthy goes, there's salads lol
>>2092750
OOOH lol
word
>>2092751
Time for some sudoku lol
1d2e75 No.2092758
>>2092756
THIS IS SOME STAR WARS SHIT
SOME GEARS OF WAR SHIT
ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
227051 No.2092759
>>2092754
War games huh
I don't play many of them
699025 No.2092760
>>2092755
nope, plug and play my nigga
it's a simple metroid vector, ya
12 hex screws
FULL ASSEMBLY AND QA REQUIRED
7c9741 No.2092761
>>2092757
gosh that sounds like a lot of fun to try some of elma's crazy creations :3
sorry if talking about work is not good for you, some people find it stressful
>>2092760
omegalul
still that's an interesting thing to do
none of the headphones I've ever owned have had shields that would be customizable though :(
699025 No.2092762
>>2092758
>>2092758
it would be the modern equivalent of the manhattan project
>>2092761
get urself some vmodas man.
I got extra cushy earpads cuz they grip ur skull tight, any more than 1-2h on normal pads is painful
sound quality is unreal
0e154f No.2092763
>>2092761
I should go to the grocery store tomorrow and have some fun.
Nah, it's cool.
699025 No.2092764
well
minus intl involvement
we havent talked about anyone else helping
would we get help?
dont even know tak
7c9741 No.2092765
>>2092762
yeah cushy pads are a must, stock pads can be poop sometimes...
i already spent a lot on my headphones and i don't really wanna bother with selling/buying another pair
>>2092763
if you do show me what you make ^-^
I like seeing people's dishes~
699025 No.2092766
0e154f No.2092767
>>2092765
I'm always so bad about remembering to snap a pic.
What should I cook?
699025 No.2092768
>>2092757
>mfw
but on the flipside, cheat days are ok....once a week, right? <:
1d2e75 No.2092769
699025 No.2092770
>>2092769
black forest gateau anyone
7c9741 No.2092771
>>2092767
make my jambalaya recipe!
or make lasagna :3
0e154f No.2092772
>>2092771
jambalaya sounds cool.
we've done a few lasagnas in the past few weeks. quick n ez.
i think tomorrow is the day and I try to do my pork wellington without cutting my pinky off lmao
1d2e75 No.2092773
>>2092770
I'm not sure what that is but it sounds good
0e154f No.2092774
>>2092770
swiss rolls are better
eec292 No.2092775
>Grim about to be in a CIA blacksite when
>>2092759
But the feeling of blowing a fucking noob out of the water with my nipon 16 in Battleship shells makes me twitch with excitement
7c9741 No.2092776
>>2092772
fix my recipe for me~
https://pastebin.com/QdSKZbb6
it's really good but I'm sure you could make it better somehow(or just find your own recipe)
lol
699025 No.2092778
>>2092774
both r gud
fatass in me talking
gn
>>2092773
>mfw pushing the "IMMA FIRIN MA LAZOR" button on my new shiny remote
>>2092775
bruh
if the project is actually approved and militarized, any and all info about it on here will be wiped and I'll act like idk wtf you're talking about if you ask me about it
trufax
0e154f No.2092779
get rid of boullion cubes and use chicken stock instead and be more experimental with the spices probably
eec292 No.2092780
>>2092777
It's fantasia appealing to my baser instincts and the warmonger that resides without my soul
>>2092778
You're telling me they haven't even made you sign a NDA yet?
7c9741 No.2092781
>>2092779
hmm i used chicken stock the first time i made it
i'm not sure why my grandma told me to switch to the cubes
idk how to be experimental with spices lol
i'm a bit of a beginner x.x
1d2e75 No.2092782
>>2092778
you absolute mad lad
0e154f No.2092783
>>2092781
idk I end up making stock with like rotisserie chicken scraps so sometimes we have the good stuff^^
taste as you go. and don't be afraid of salt ;3
i gotta sleep tho. let's talk cooking more when we're both alert lol toodles
dc7927 No.2092784
148376 No.2092785
send money
need to buy stuff
9d9c3b No.2092789
7c9741 No.2092790
>>2092788
i don't have much and i don't even know why you need it
7c9741 No.2092791
>>2092789
*posts pic of moog butt* eat this
148376 No.2092792
>>2092789
same dude
>>2092790
need it so i can buy a big ol dragon dildo for guero to smack me with
9d9c3b No.2092793
>>2092791
its dangerous to go alone take this
7c9741 No.2092794
>>2092792
if you're getting a chance make sure you get HARD softness
medium too floppy for such a long/tall cock
>>2092793
is it bad that I like that drink and buy it occasionally
148376 No.2092795
>>2092794
oh okay
i was worried that would hurt ? n ?
7c9741 No.2092796
>>2092795
it's not the length
it's how THICC
i was never able to take the cole knot and gave up
9d9c3b No.2092797
>>2092794
yeah
however it is the price you have to pay to unlock your chakra
9d9c3b No.2092799
>>2092798
which size is that one
7c9741 No.2092800
>>2092799
medium
any bigger and I probably couldn't use it at all
7c9741 No.2092802
both are medium size medium hardness
but chance i messed up, should have got hard not medium for the hardness
7c9741 No.2092804
>>2092801
what boy you never seen a dildo before
7c9741 No.2092805
>>2092803
i don't have any pics and i'm lazy
it's locked up
d84681 No.2092806
>tfw having a heart to heart with your stepdad because your mom is divorcing him
;~;
1d2e75 No.2092807
>>2092804
that's not a normal dildo
>>2092806
how is that not the most awkward thing
d84681 No.2092808
>tfw your actual dad is kind of a shit and you don't talk to him
d84681 No.2092810
>>2092807
It was a bit awkward but I care about him so... it worked out.
7c9741 No.2092812
>>2092807
looks normal to me
d84681 No.2092813
>>2092809
Gross. I don't have daddy issues, just respect for my stepdad.
eec292 No.2092814
>>2092806
Sorry to hear that.
1d2e75 No.2092815
>>2092810
are you two gonna be alright?
>>2092812
>getting knotted
d84681 No.2092817
>>2092811
He's gonna be okay, I think. He's coming up to TO to visit a family friend soon so I'm gonna meet him there
>>2092814
Ah well. My steam is ytse1850 I think
>>2092815
We're perfectly fine. Like I said, he's been more of a dad than my actual one
eec292 No.2092819
>>2092817
I think I already sent you a request. Go ahead and check.
7c9741 No.2092821
>>2092817
anything i can do for you?
d84681 No.2092822
>>2092821
Not really. Everything is chaotic.
4b828a No.2092823
>bunch of furry shit in all my discords
>come here and people are talking about knots
cfa283 No.2092824
>>2092823
Feeling right at home!
4b828a No.2092827
i just realized, his whistle is a childs hands praying together
fc0d26 No.2092828
Oh, look, my thread was linked.
d84681 No.2092829
>>2092828
WHAT?? NO WAY??????!!!!
1d2e75 No.2092830
>>2092828
drunky please
we recycle here
fc0d26 No.2092831
>>2092829
>>2092830
It was a thinly veiled excuse to make my presence known.
4b828a No.2092832
>>2092830
Chris-chan recycles too
fc0d26 No.2092836
>>2092833
Post more lewd stuff.
>>2092834
S-slow down, I don't wanna climax this quickly.
>>2092835
Hi, George. Still communicating exclusively in memes?
1d2e75 No.2092838
>>2092831
it was a ruse
>>2092832
let him die
fc0d26 No.2092840
>>2092837
Good start.
What're you up to tonight?
>>2092838
I am an avid deceiver.
See, it worked.
>>2092839
Don't you ever crave substance in your interactions with other people?
d84681 No.2092841
>>2092840
Being overly emotional, mostly.
9d9c3b No.2092842
>>2092840
what is substance to you
1d2e75 No.2092843
>>2092840
wow
that was smooth
fc0d26 No.2092844
>>2092841
What's got you so stirred up?
>>2092842
Genuine human conversation.
Learning stuff, offering shit worth learning about, interpersonal details.. Even small talk has more substance than ingenuine inquiry.
>>2092843
They call me Dr. baby skin
primarily in reference to my police record.
9d9c3b No.2092846
>>2092844
i dont avoid that
1d2e75 No.2092847
>>2092844
what in the goddamn?
fc0d26 No.2092848
>>2092845
You could just tell me you don't want to share.
>>2092846
You don't try very hard to initiate it.
>>2092847
something something smooth.
d84681 No.2092849
>>2092848
I'm just gonna sleep. night
1d2e75 No.2092850
>>2092848
what the fuck is up, my dude?
1d2e75 No.2092851
fc0d26 No.2092852
>>2092849
Good chat. Sleep well.
>>2092850
My libido.
Also my Cannabinoid intake.
What're you doing up?
1d2e75 No.2092854
>>2092852
smoking trees
playing rise of the tomb raider
falling down a lot
shooting deer
you know how it is
a95897 No.2092855
9d9c3b No.2092856
>>2092848
i am a cardboard cutout i have nothing to say
1d2e75 No.2092857
>>2092855
those difficulty spikes though
fc0d26 No.2092858
>>2092854
Any good?
Like squeenix, was never a big tomb-raider fan.
>>2092856
You're much easier to make conversation with one on one. Maybe you're just shy.
a95897 No.2092859
1d2e75 No.2092860
>>2092858
it's like 95% good
5% braindead shit
fc0d26 No.2092861
>>2092860
Is it decently engaging?
From what I've seen it's like Hallway simulator with some hunting and crafting thrown in.
1d2e75 No.2092862
>>2092861
I feel like there is a bit too much time devoted to traversal as opposed to everything else in the game
muh climbing simulator
fc0d26 No.2092863
>>2092862
Probably not my cup of tea then.
I just want technology to be at a point of translating the mechanical and world-building depth of D&D into a digital medium. I would never get bored.
1d2e75 No.2092864
>>2092863
d&d is the best game
ever made
a95897 No.2092865
>>2092864
It sounds fun, I just don't think I have the creative talent to make a character. I'd love to watch people play though
fc0d26 No.2092866
>>2092864
Subjective, though I don't entirely disagree
>>2092865
Character creation is the bare minimum of creative necessity. You would have a much harder time with any sort of NPC/PC interaction if the character is your big hurdle.
1d2e75 No.2092867
>>2092865
it's really just choosing every aspect of your character from a list
fc0d26 No.2092868
Kind of want to start a new Dwarf Fort.
Kind of really don't want to build up a whole town before I can afk-enjoy my game again.
a95897 No.2092870
>>2092866
>You would have a much harder time with any sort of NPC/PC interaction if the character is your big hurdle.
Kinda like real life.
9d9c3b No.2092871
i want to get back into factorio but i'd have to relearn how to play it and it takes too much investment
1d9304 No.2092872
>>2092871
Videogames why do?
fc0d26 No.2092874
>>2092869
nini sleepy.
>>2092870
I know that feel.
>>2092871
Just play DorfFort instead.
Even more complicated, but much more satisfying payoff.
13115f No.2092875
>When drunky makes a thread about you
fc0d26 No.2092876
>When scoots is being a narcissist.
9d9c3b No.2092877
>>2092872
deep man
pass the smart weed
>>2092874
i have rimworld which is good
13115f No.2092878
>tfw when half-way through OW season 9 placements.
>When will this hell end
>Why does it bring me such peace.
>Truly I am the psychopath.
1d9304 No.2092879
>>2092877
No. It's for me and my convive.
4b828a No.2092880
>>2092878
well you waited till the end of the season to do placements so that tells us something
13115f No.2092881
I am everyone's favourite Narcissistic psychopath, Cynic. Isn't that so? It has been a long time coming
13115f No.2092882
I only restarted playing OW like, a week ago.
7c9741 No.2092883
>>2092873
how is bepsi
>>2092874
not even close to bedtime
a95897 No.2092884
>>2092877
>rimworld
goos taste
13115f No.2092885
fc0d26 No.2092886
>>2092877
LEARN TO PLAY DORFFORT SO I CAN CONVERSE ABOUT IT LIKE AN AUTIST.
>>2092881
As long as it doesn't take my spotlight as the token egotist.
>>2092883
It is 3 AM. Go to sleep.
1d2e75 No.2092887
>>2092883
I'm doing great
how's nez
13115f No.2092889
>>2092886
Iam sure we shall be fine. Co-existance has happened harmoniously so far.
4b828a No.2092890
>>2092886
i know how to play dwarf fortress
fc0d26 No.2092891
>>2092888
Your funeral.
How're your legs
>>2092889
I like to think it's a co-dependent relationship. Maybe I just want to be important to you.
1d2e75 No.2092892
>>2092888
sit down
take a load off
do some shitposting
7c9741 No.2092895
>>2092891
the same
i'm gonna take a melatonin and just see what happens
>>2092892
aye aye captain
13115f No.2092896
>>2092891
This is beginning to sound alot like a parasitic phenomenon
fc0d26 No.2092897
>>2092896
Does that mean I can suck you dry?
1d2e75 No.2092899
I love moogs and his inability to communicate in the traditional sense
fc0d26 No.2092900
I just love moogs.
too bad hes with that thot and didnt run away to be my houseboy
13115f No.2092902
9d9c3b No.2092903
truly this is the worst timeline
fc0d26 No.2092904
George did you ever fantasize about being with me?
1d2e75 No.2092905
>tfw not attractive enough to be a houseboy
4b828a No.2092906
>>2092899
memes have just consumed his life is all
1d2e75 No.2092907
>>2092906
remember that time Busta Rhymes kicked that shit out of Michael Myers in a burning house?
fc0d26 No.2092908
I love that a single high concept episode of Dan Harmons passion project spawned a meme that people who have never seen the show use in casual context.
I hope he's content with the legacy he left. He deserves it.
1d2e75 No.2092909
I love the fact that Michael's mask is the just pale visage of William Shatner.
RUN KIDS
9d9c3b No.2092910
well as i said before i dont even remember what your dick looks like so that should give you a clue as too how much else i remember
fc0d26 No.2092912
Do you purposely try to hurt me?
13115f No.2092913
Moogs does remember, Moogsbrige farm always remembers.
4b828a No.2092915
having a really bad memory makes life difficult, its not like you can fuck your memory up with weed if its already fucked up
9d9c3b No.2092916
>>2092912
you left a good impression. youre probably one of the more better off posters so im happy for you there.
fc0d26 No.2092917
Spend five years pining over a guy and he chooses a thot.
9d9c3b No.2092918
please youre causing a scene
fc0d26 No.2092919
Well you're causing an erection
4b828a No.2092920
it makes it really hard to insult the mod and shout who cares when someone is clearly caring
fc0d26 No.2092923
>>2092920
I'm just bored.
>>2092921
You could be a hot affair, but you live in what I've deemed Forbidden Territory.
1d2e75 No.2092924
>>2092921
we might as well not even exist
7c9741 No.2092925
>>2092923
i can afford plane tickets, you know
4b828a No.2092926
i can go to sleep or i can keep watching this video for 4 hours
4b828a No.2092928
>>2092927
dwarf fortress updated and i want to learn everything that changed
everything
fc0d26 No.2092929
>>2092925
This webm makes me smile every time.
You could come out and visit me, and we could Learn to care for one another
>>2092928
There's SO MUCH
and it's beautiful.
4b828a No.2092930
>>2092929
i have an elf slave woman, and she is happy
7c9741 No.2092931
>>2092929
maybe once i start working again and save up some more money
i hit a milestone for savings and then it all went away from being unemployed
fc0d26 No.2092932
>>2092930
I like embarking near goblin tribes right outside of regions touched by evil and taunting them into attacking a decoy fort that I purposely cave in. The only way out is through a meat-grinder maze. One in like, fifteen goblins survives to warn his friends.
Rinse and repeat.
fc0d26 No.2092933
>>2092931
Nezi live closer to me so we can be friends and I can coerce you to make self-destructive and rash decisions.
4b828a No.2092934
>>2092932
thats fun, i personally like making entire forts underground, finding out later that the area is contaminated by foul fog, and having to make lava vents out of admantium to purge the surface world
4b828a No.2092935
(note i dont actually like having to do this but watching the wave of death is pretty cathartic)
7c9741 No.2092936
>>2092933
peer pressure doesn't affect me, I have a special ability that nullifies the effects
fc0d26 No.2092937
>>2092934
For the first like, eight months I was playing Dorf Fort, I didn't even realize you could build walls and floors and shit. I was building forty story underground dwarven cities.
What I would give to go back to when this game was new and expansive to me.
>>2092935
My absolute favorite is setting Strange Mood frequency to high and refusing to let the first dwarf to fall under a strange mood to finish his task. I lock him in to a gathering place with a bunch of children and wait for him to go insane. The results are always lulz worthy.
>>2092936
You'd be surprised how convincing I can be, love <3
__
Gonna sleep.
Nini thread.
13115f No.2092938
She is a fucking grade A thot like, poor drunky
851406 No.2092939
My AP goin' psycho, lil' mama bad like Michael
7c9741 No.2092940
>>2092937
I will literally leave and drive home, good luck bud
nini
4b828a No.2092941
>>2092937
if you think thats bad try throwing the foul fog zombie child corpse you get into a room full of dogs, and see what happens when it reanimates, then after it kills all the dogs and their corpses come back as foul fog zombies set them all lose on the fortress
4b828a No.2092942
851406 No.2092943
>>2092941
This sounds like a fun idea for a wizard round, thanks BD!
4b828a No.2092944
4b828a No.2092945
851406 No.2092946
If I even remember to if/when I get Wizard. I'll try though
4b828a No.2092947
dont build your fort on a haunted glacier though
terrible idea
13115f No.2092950
13115f No.2092952
851406 No.2092953
>>2092951
how's life treating you squiddy?
57eeb9 No.2092955
>>2092953
Average af
But I beat another shitty weeb bullet dodgers so I feel good
851406 No.2092956
>>2092955
weeb bullet dodger? what bullet hell?
57eeb9 No.2092959
>>2092956
I'm been playing 2hu's lately because a friend is a nerd
789a82 No.2092960
>considering buying excel for personal use
jesus fuck accounting turns you into a fucking nerd
7dd83a No.2092961
is this the ac tive thread
57eeb9 No.2092962
for certain values of active sure
7dd83a No.2092963
>>2092962
shower me with lover and affection
851406 No.2092964
>>2092959
So in turn your friend is making you a nerd
>>2092960
It does but Excel is very nice
>Just use Google docs
That or torrent/crack it
57eeb9 No.2092965
>>2092963
show you with lovers?
geez bard you can only take so many men at once
>>2092964
I was already a nerd though
7dd83a No.2092966
>>2092965
i want sweets.....what's up with you today squids....?
789a82 No.2092967
>>2092964
I tried using google docs but I'm so used to the excel keyboard shortcuts that trying to make even the most basic of things in google docs had me grinding my teeth
57eeb9 No.2092968
buy some then you fukken nerd
i dunno, I had to actually do things and now I'm playing shit vido gam
7dd83a No.2092969
>>2092968
>>2092968
it's....it's 5 a.m.......
57eeb9 No.2092970
57eeb9 No.2092971
>>2092969
gotta be a convenience store open right
851406 No.2092972
>>2092965
n e r d
>>2092967
welp, it does seem to be fairly priced when I bought it last year via office 365
I know cracks exit too though
57eeb9 No.2092973
>>2092972
wow don't be RUDE
851406 No.2092974
>>2092973
It's okay, I only date nerds <4
Goodnight!
57eeb9 No.2092975
>>2092974
Sounds like something a nerd would do.
Later, nerd.
7f7eb0 No.2092976
7f7eb0 No.2092977
This may be the first time I get up and scoots isn't posting.
13115f No.2092979
I was making something to eat and got carried away with a podcast.
7f7eb0 No.2092980
>>2092979
I thought you were too neet to miss a single second of thred
74194e No.2092981
Hey, (You), let's have some fun!
789a82 No.2092982
>>2092972
the thing is like I don't know if I'd be willing to may 10 dollars a mointh for a program to track my eating and finances.
6531d4 No.2092983
So if you could get rid of one skin color what would it be ?
13115f No.2092984
>>2092980
I think that is a very illconceived notion. As I am currently employed in a high end job.
Funnily though, it offers opportune moments to post between the grinding of gears.
Today and tomorrow though, I have free time.
>>2092983
Probably Lloyd.
789a82 No.2092985
7f7eb0 No.2092986
>>2092983
Indians.
>>2092984
Sounds like a neet to me
74194e No.2092987
13115f No.2092988
>>2092986
How absurdly commical of you.
6531d4 No.2092989
and I need a reason why
>>2092984
No you have to pick a color
>>2092985
>>2092987
No like black or white
>>2092986
Color
6531d4 No.2092990
I'd kill all white people
Some Asian people have white skin so its like a double kill almost
kreygasm
74194e No.2092991
57eeb9 No.2092992
>>2092976
o no it me
>>2092977
based
>>2092983
Blue.
Fuck those blue people, utter scum.
57eeb9 No.2092993
oh no someone already meme'd that meme
6531d4 No.2092994
>>2092991
Okay but I need a reason why.
>>2092992
This isn't a fucking game.
74194e No.2092995
>>2092994
Beige is an uninteresting colour and the controversy of people saying, "My father wasn't beige he was light brown!" would be considerably more interesting than the colour itself.
57eeb9 No.2092996
>>2092994
Your life is a fucking game
6531d4 No.2092997
>>2092995
Hey thats kinda racist.
>>2092996
If my lifes a game than so is everyone elses.
13115f No.2092998
>>2092989
Probably Niggers to be fair.
74194e No.2092999
>>2092997
You're kinda racist. Fuck youuuu!
6531d4 No.2093000
>>2092998
Do you even have those in livierpoo ?
57eeb9 No.2093001
>>2092997
I mean that's fair
74194e No.2093002
>>2093000
There are hundreds in Liverpool. I don't think I've seen any DooTaLooTs in there, there.
13115f No.2093003
>Forgets the multicultural society that an Empire was/is.
Yes.
74194e No.2093004
>>2093003
Technically Her Maj' is still an empress.
6531d4 No.2093005
>>2092999
I don't really hate any race
I would just remove a few
we need to save space
>>2093001
I know it is
>>2093002
Hundereds doesn't sound like a lot
74194e No.2093006
>>2093005
If we're doing it to save space then South and East Asians would be our best bet. I mean that's China and India gone plus a few more. Ezpz.
6531d4 No.2093007
>>2093006
Calm down Hitler
you can only pick one color
13115f No.2093009
If we got rid of the poointhestretts
74194e No.2093010
This just in:
Making sprites and tilesets for muh retro vidyagayms is still hard work. More on this story as it develops.
6531d4 No.2093011
>>2093008
So why do you hate Asian people ?
7f7eb0 No.2093012
>>2092989
Indian is a color!
74194e No.2093013
>>2093009
But then who would call my mum up to tell her they were from Microsoft and were gonna fix her computer?
>>2093011
There are way too many of them. I don't hate them as people I just think they've had way too much sex.
6531d4 No.2093014
>>2093012
indian people can have a lot of different skin colors
>>2093013
We should make babies illegal
7f7eb0 No.2093015
>>2093014
Well that's my answer, deal with it
74194e No.2093016
>>2093014
What the world needs right now is an indiscriminate sterilization of about 98% of the global population.
6531d4 No.2093018
>>2093015
I really won't take it though.
>>2093016
What color gets to keep making babies ?
7f7eb0 No.2093019
>>2093018
Then I'll find someone who will
74194e No.2093020
>>2093018
2% of each colour. It'll be indiscriminate.
6531d4 No.2093021
>>2093019
good luck
>>2093020
No you can only pick one color
this will end racism forever
13115f No.2093022
All white people. That is if your goal is to eliminate "racism". Seen as though "only" white people can be "racist".
74194e No.2093023
>>2093021
I'll go back to beige, then.
74194e No.2093024
>>2093022
>know he's memeing
>I have made this joke before
>still getting mad
What kind of witchcraft is this you've performed, DooT?
13115f No.2093025
>>2093024
I know the memes that make people lose their minds. Yesterday is a great example. It is fun to watch people get drowned int heir uncontrolled emotions.
74194e No.2093026
>>2093025
I enjoy memeing myself into a frenzy. I think there's something gone wrong there.
6531d4 No.2093027
>>2093023
You already killed them all
74194e No.2093028
74194e No.2093031
2bbae9 No.2093032
Legalize post-birth abortion
1d9304 No.2093033
I saved my army friends once again.
2bbae9 No.2093034
Do u ever take your shirt off, see urself in the mirror, get slightly turned on by yourself, and then use the arousal as energy for your workout
2bbae9 No.2093035
>>2093033
Is this Goggles
You protected them from the emus?
2bbae9 No.2093037
>>2093036
Have u had emu meat
6531d4 No.2093038
>>2093032
Control who can and can't have babies
2bbae9 No.2093039
2bbae9 No.2093040
>>2093038
Start and fuel wars to cull large swathes of the earth's population
2bbae9 No.2093042
>>2093041
Why do you never eat any of the weird Australia animals
Australia is basically an alien all you can eat buffet and you don't take advantage of it
6531d4 No.2093043
>>2093040
That was the plan
It starts on the 18th
1d9304 No.2093044
>>2093042
Because I choose not to?
6531d4 No.2093045
The percentage of gay people sure has gone up
Really thinkin
Most people seem to like a good trap
74194e No.2093046
>>2093034
I usually use the arousal as energy for a fap.
7f7eb0 No.2093047
>>2093045
> Gone up
Do you meanin thred? Cause it's been like this for years biu
7f7eb0 No.2093048
>>2093047
>biu
That's not supposed to be here. Go away
6531d4 No.2093049
>>2093047
I don't mean like the thread
Look at how many people want to fuck Sneaky
its pretty much everyone
7f7eb0 No.2093050
>>2093049
Ah yeah well, people are opening up to lots of things. It's a net positive as far as I'm concerned.
2bbae9 No.2093051
>>2093043
Is this a reference to news I haven't been paying attention to or what
>>2093044
Aren't you curious about how they taste tho
>>2093045
Are you sure it doesn't just seem that way because gay has become more socially accepted
Gays feel safer about coming out of the closet and being up front about it as time passes
>>2093046
Masturbating feels better if you don't do it every time you get turned on tho
6531d4 No.2093052
>>2093050
Its because of overpopulation
They are putting stuff in our food
>>2093051
Aliens are supposed to invade on the 18th
7f7eb0 No.2093053
>>2093052
Right. Can't just be the next logical step after the sexual emancipation in the 70s-80s.
74194e No.2093054
>>2093051
But not masturbating feels bad, man.
1d9304 No.2093055
>>2093051
Maybe in the same way I wonder what you taste like?
6531d4 No.2093056
>>2093053
Gay people are really a good thing if the world is overpopulated though.
57eeb9 No.2093057
is goggles saying he doesn't eat roo
what a fukken nerd
2bbae9 No.2093058
>>2093052
What are you basing this meme on
>>2093054
It's cute that you feel such a need to :3
>>2093055
This could be interpreted multiple different ways
>>2093057
Which Australia animal tastes best?
1d9304 No.2093059
>>2093057
Have you eaten roo?
74194e No.2093060
>>2093058
I do not understand.
7f7eb0 No.2093061
>>2093056
The very tiny number of homos isn't gonna do anything for overpopulation
57eeb9 No.2093062
>>2093058
roo
the rest are just memes that I cbf trying
>>2093059
Yes, not too rarely either
Roo steaks > beef steaks tbh, especially if you're going and cooking some sort of proper sauce for them.
>>2093061
solution: seduce more straights
1d9304 No.2093063
>>2093062
Cook some up for me when I drop by
6531d4 No.2093064
>>2093058
Spooky texts that some guy got
It said " they are taking over on the 18th" and "they are not human"
or something like that
its just fun
57eeb9 No.2093066
>>2093063
git outta me house
2bbae9 No.2093067
>>2093060
I'm just calling u cute
>>2093062
I kind of want to try as many animals as possible
Seems like the basic ones (cows/pigs/chickens etc.) usually taste best, tho
At least in my experience and from what I've heard
>>2093064
That could easily be about a BLM uprising
74194e No.2093068
>>2093067
Because I masturbate when I get the horn? You're kinda weird, dude.
2bbae9 No.2093070
>>2093068
Thanks, you're weird too <3
74194e No.2093071
>>2093070
I do try. How's it going, Ezio?
6531d4 No.2093072
>>2093067
Is that happening on the 18th ?
2bbae9 No.2093073
>>2093071
Pretty good
Woke up really sleepy but that was fixed quickly with coffee
You?
>>2093072
No idea
I just figured "they are not human" might refer to black people and not aliens
6531d4 No.2093075
>>2093073
Oh you think so ?
Do you think black people aren't human ?
74194e No.2093076
>>2093073
Woke up after noon. Still pretty sleepy. Considering a nap.
2bbae9 No.2093077
>>2093075
I'm just saying that maybe the person who sent the text thought that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm not unironically racist; all races are equally devoid of objective worth
>>2093076
Didn't sleep well? Or maybe you just didn't go to bed until early morning ^^
2bbae9 No.2093078
Do u ever feel like Lloyd is reading ur posts when u talk about race
74194e No.2093079
>>2093077
I'm kinda just always sleepy. It's one of my character traits.
1d9304 No.2093080
6531d4 No.2093081
I make sure I never sound racist so Lloyd likes me.
843c77 No.2093082
I just wanted to stop by and say hi to mai waifu Erio
6531d4 No.2093083
Whos excited for the yodelling boys next coachella show ?
I hate him so much
6531d4 No.2093084
Who else is excited for this big ass burrito from Toms Place i'm about to go get ?
I know I am
gonna watch MegaloBox when I get back too
litty
Omegalul
57eeb9 No.2093085
holy fuck I am so god damn excited I can't fucking contain it
the semen is just leaking down the leg of my pants right fucking now
1d9304 No.2093086
>>2093085
you're not wearing pants.
2bbae9 No.2093087
>>2093079
Maybe partly because you masturbate too much :3
>>2093080
One time he asked me if I was a nazi
Like, no, my n-word, I'm just an edgy nihilist
>>2093081
If I actually was unironically racist I'd just be honest about it
I guess there are specific tendencies in certain races that I don't like, but overall, I kind of just hate humanity in general and I'm open to liking people from any race as individuals
>>2093082
ay gurl how u
1d9304 No.2093089
2bbae9 No.2093090
>>2093089
Such a rude shota
74194e No.2093091
Tiny Tim is my favourite musician.
>>2093087
That's a distinct impossibility. I've always been always tired, even when didn't practice self-love for weeks at a time.
2bbae9 No.2093093
>>2093091
Have you ever seen a doctor about it? I think the problem is probably that you don't sleep deeply enough
Maybe exercise would help?
>>2093092
-pets your hair- :3
74194e No.2093094
>>2093093
Clearly what I really need is even more masturbation.
1d9304 No.2093095
>>2093093
uninstalling chrome goodnight, idiot. also tell soto to fuck off.
843c77 No.2093097
>tfw my stomach hurt on this part too
2bbae9 No.2093098
>>2093094
Maybe masturbate right before bed
>>2093095
Goodnight rude shota
>>2093096
Hi kisskisskissykiss
How u
ad25e2 No.2093099
>>2093098
sleepyhungry
You?
2bbae9 No.2093100
>>2093099
Pretty good
Eat something; maybe it'll help you wake up :3
You did just wake up recently, right? I'm assuming you haven't been awake all night ^^
74194e No.2093101
>>2093098
That's usually when I do it if I can avoid being riled up too much during the day.
a2e150 No.2093102
Daiakuma?
More like
Hiyakuma
4b828a No.2093103
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the world is horrible
2bbae9 No.2093104
>>2093101
Maybe shove something in your butt when you do it, for a more intense orgasm
>>2093102
ay gurl how u
>>2093103
What's wrong puppydog
a2e150 No.2093105
>>2093104
Woke up and threw up uwu
Starting to feel a bit better though
4b828a No.2093106
have you heard of the great attractor my good people
it is currently unknown what exists in this area of space but whatever it is has enough gravitational influence to pull at our entire galaxy from about 250 million light years away
apparently there are other even larger anomalies out there too like the Shapely attractor
>>2093104
thinking about this stuff slowly makes you go insane also a place i got a really good interview at had a parttimer come back and im really really mad because they were supposed to have been gone for good
ad25e2 No.2093107
>>2093100
I woke up 4ish hours ago
I will eat something in a bit, really my problem is I'm thirsty. I might go to the store and get something to drink in a bit.
74194e No.2093108
>>2093104
But that's gay, Erio...
843c77 No.2093110
>>2093105
Are you hungover
2bbae9 No.2093111
>>2093105
Did you drink a lot last night or something
>>2093106
Do you live on your own btw
I'm really more concerned with gaining strength than gaining money, but I did the math and I should prob get a job that makes at least 17 or 18 dollars an hour so I can live on my own
Or do u think I'm overestimating
>>2093107
You don't have anything? You could just drink water; it's healthy :3
Unless you live in a place with unsafe tap water I guess
>>2093108
Just imagine it's Elma's cock
Then it won't be gay
74194e No.2093112
>>2093111
It'll still be kinda gay.
ad25e2 No.2093113
>>2093111
I don't like the taste of the tap water here. Plus there isn't any ice. I would likely go get some iced tea.
a2e150 No.2093114
74194e No.2093115
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Black Metal (?) cover of "I Need A Hero"
I think this might be the single greatest thing I've ever heard.
cfa283 No.2093117
a2e150 No.2093118
>>2093115
That audio quality is really awful