129f75 No.2085916
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
I'm glad (you) got busted... they were using government money to buy (you)s lol Edition
e8ab82 No.2085926
>>2085922
A knob. A tallywacker. A willy. A trouser snake. A pink pickle.
e9214a No.2085928
>next day and the Nukes still aren't flying
What the fuck dudes, I was promised WWIII by now.
49c502 No.2085929
>>2085926
oh, that makes sense.
when do I get my honorary jaffa cakes and cool crown
e8ab82 No.2085930
>>2085929
>Jaffa Cakes
And now I really want Jaffa Cakes. Thanks for that. Ya jerk.
c1fa9f No.2085931
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e8ab82 No.2085934
>>2085932
Didn't catch that nice work ScooT. Doing God's/YHVH's/Jehova's/Elohim's/Allah's work.
e8ab82 No.2085935
6ffb20 No.2085936
>>2085928
nothing ever happens
b82078 No.2085937
Battleship is on teevee and it's the last twenty minutes and I can't even tell what the fuck is going on on the screen, but Rihanna is damn cute in this.
e8ab82 No.2085938
>>2085937
Has anyone said, "You sunk my battleship," while you've been watching?
49c502 No.2085940
>>2085930
there are like weird italian jaffa cakes we can get here? theyre pretty ok.
>>2085932
colour
e8ab82 No.2085941
>>2085939
I forgot what Zoroaster and his followers called their supreme being. I have failed you.
b82078 No.2085942
>>2085938
No. But for some reason Liam Neesson is the head guy of the navy, and he has his thick accent still.
129f75 No.2085943
>>2085940
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
>>2085941
I can't believe you've done this!
e8ab82 No.2085945
>I am a master baker
>I love to master bake
>Won't you try my master /b/read
>And tell me how it tastes?
Well hey I never expected to get nostalgic about /mlp/ breads.
>>2085943
I'm a failure! It was even the second coolest (mostly) monotheistic religion and I fucked it up!
c92b50 No.2085947
e8ab82 No.2085949
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e8ab82 No.2085951
>>2085948
The sport of kings.
6ffb20 No.2085952
>>2085946
No nukes actually exist
f4cbe3 No.2085953
>>2085951
I know some people that should have their dick climbed on.
129f75 No.2085954
5a2756 No.2085955
129f75 No.2085956
3e6ea7 No.2085957
>>2085681
lol baaka
you would if you lived where I live
There are no jobs here
>>2085682
that's WAY to much money for something I already do for free!
f4cbe3 No.2085958
>>2085955
Goes good on dick?
c1fa9f No.2085959
567561 No.2085960
>>2085957
-snugs and sighs. Has had a long, frustrating day and is glad to see you-
acdb33 No.2085961
does anyone else have massive crows in their city?
e8ab82 No.2085962
>>2085959
i hopes u don't suk and suking
5a2756 No.2085963
>>2085956
rude
>>2085958
I don't know I haven't tried it myself
good chance loco may have though
b82078 No.2085964
Nah. You want something sweet on dicks. Molasses is good because you really need to make an effort to lick it off.
129f75 No.2085965
said by the virgin homophone.
6ffb20 No.2085967
acdb33 No.2085969
the city I'm in has chicken sized crows everywhere.
they're ruthless and unflinching and smart as hell.
thought it'd be neat if someone tried feeding them raw meat and stuff.
c1fa9f No.2085970
honey is good on dicks. and chocolate syrup. there was ranch dressing for the lulz once too
e8ab82 No.2085972
>she wants to literally eat it
Oh... oh no...
b82078 No.2085974
I quite like it when the dick has my own juices on it.
c1fa9f No.2085976
e8ab82 No.2085978
>>2085976
I have my doubts.
f4cbe3 No.2085979
>>2085977
Did it offend you with its harsh words?
5a2756 No.2085980
>>2085976
how can you prove that to us
e8ab82 No.2085982
>>2085980
Loafie if I disappear suddenly in the summer you'll know the truth.
3e6ea7 No.2085983
>>2085959
I heard you gotta bf
what's your secret? I want one too
>>2085960
-_squeezes gently_-
i know how you feel my nigger. Tell me about your day :<
49c502 No.2085984
>>2085979
the void scared me
>>2085981
eyebrows
3e6ea7 No.2085985
>>2085981
I see you are a man of excellent taste
129f75 No.2085986
>>2085985
Naturally
>>2085984
mah nibbah
b82078 No.2085987
I want to be squeezed to death between Sinni's brows
49c502 No.2085988
>>2085986
uwu
>>2085987
my brows arent that good
f4cbe3 No.2085989
>>2085984
Getting to the point that you can see that much there is scary too.
b82078 No.2085990
>>2085988
We can train you
49c502 No.2085991
>>2085989
why
why do you have these
>>2085990
can you train brows?
c1fa9f No.2085992
>>2085978
guess we'll find out^^
>>2085980
I can't :(
>>2085983
I have no idea.
b82078 No.2085993
why did Hillary have a southern accent in the 90s
f4cbe3 No.2085994
>>2085991
that one in particular i actually was the one that put the video in reverse.
3e6ea7 No.2085995
>>2085986
its kinda weird for girls to have big eyebrows though
>>2085992
Why do you have to make me so mad? Just tell me your secret
f4cbe3 No.2085996
>>2085993
Her and Bill are from Arkansas. I mean she was with him down there and he is from there originally.
62255f No.2085997
b82078 No.2085998
>>2085991
Draw them thicker and practice squeezing grapes between them. It works.
e8ab82 No.2085999
>>2085992
I don't wanna find out after you've gone all Lorena Bobbitt on my dingaling though...
49c502 No.2086000
>>2085994
still why do you have them
>>2085998
thick brows or thick thighs
c1fa9f No.2086001
>>2085995
I don't have any special techniques. I have no idea how this happened.
>>2085999
lmao nonono we need that
129f75 No.2086002
>>2085995
A happy surprise as always
567561 No.2086003
>>2085983
I've just been dealing with a dishonest company and it's been a hassle between paypal, my company and our credit union. They've made a bunch of fraudulent requests for payment that has everything gummed up so I had to spend most of he day running to the credit union and being on the phone with different people. There's a minor chance this may even turn into a legal issue which my business is not really prepared to deal with.
So I'm stressed. :<
-snugs back-
f4cbe3 No.2086004
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b82078 No.2086006
>>2086000
Brows. You have to practice on melons if you want the thighs.
62255f No.2086007
2dab56 No.2086008
I bet I can eat more pancakes than you
e8ab82 No.2086009
>>2086001
Then you need to resist the urge to season and eat it.
62255f No.2086011
e8ab82 No.2086012
>>2086010
I have no idea who that is but dang she cute.
3e6ea7 No.2086013
>>2086001
Tell me about him! What's he like?
>>2086002
Just more money wasted to get them waxed
>>2086003
?_?
This is why I hope I never grow up and have to deal with grownup problems....
You have to hire a Jew lawyer
They'll get you 5 times more money than you asked for~
f4cbe3 No.2086014
>>2086007
I do have an asian folder though.
c1fa9f No.2086015
>>2086009
OMG IM NOT A CANNIBAL
>>2086013
super cute and nice and fun and he has a cute accent. we watched a movie together this morning^^
e8ab82 No.2086016
>>2086015
THEN EXPLAIN THIS SHIT >>2085970
c1fa9f No.2086017
>>2086016
Yeah, like just to make things fun and intersting, not as an actual condiment silly (theres a joke there I know it)
It's like making out with poprocks in your mouth
3e6ea7 No.2086018
>>2086015
I hate you so much right now....
c1fa9f No.2086019
>>2086018
Whyyyy? you can find your own. I beleib in you
567561 No.2086020
>>2086013
-hires Ika and a team of Skwirls- :3
62255f No.2086021
>>2086014
Do you have any actual good porn though
e8ab82 No.2086022
>>2086017
Well alright then. But if you eat my dingaling for realsies I'm gonna be so disappointed in you.
c1fa9f No.2086023
>>2086022
You'll be disappointed in me way before that happens ;3
3e6ea7 No.2086024
>>2086019
no one wants to be my boyfriend because of how i am on the inside ;__;
>>2086020
oh man i'm prepared to do some underhanded shit to win.
I want to be a defense attorney just so I can let murderers walk free someday
f4cbe3 No.2086025
>>2086021
depends on what you mean by good. Good to me is vanilla as fuck to everyone else.
62255f No.2086026
3e6ea7 No.2086028
>>2086025
She's like "what the fuck is he trying to do...?"
c1fa9f No.2086029
>>2086024
That's just part of it.
>>2086027
wow I got allcaps out of you~
fine. sorry
567561 No.2086030
>>2086024
-cheers for Ika in court...probably also gets held in contempt and removed for squeaking out of line- ._.
e8ab82 No.2086031
>>2086029
I'm gonna love every second of it. There isn't a single doubt in my mind.
c1fa9f No.2086032
>>2086031
I just hope I can get enough time off so you're not stranded in a hotel :/
5a2756 No.2086033
>>2085992
that's alright pal I'm sure you'd never eat other humans
surely you wouldn't do such a thing, I couldn't fathom it
2dab56 No.2086034
>>2086033
but what if it's good
e8ab82 No.2086035
>>2086032
I don't think you'll have much trouble getting off.
c1fa9f No.2086036
Why is Loafie talking to me rn?
c1fa9f No.2086037
e8ab82 No.2086038
3e6ea7 No.2086039
>>2086029
What's that suppose to meme?
>>2086030
If I don't like the way the judge is I'll make sure he doesn't come back
2dab56 No.2086040
e8ab82 No.2086041
>>2086037
Oh, you should have heard the laugh I just did reading that. It was seriously loud.
c1fa9f No.2086042
>>2086039
You'll figure it out in time young padowan.
>>2086041
:)
e8ab82 No.2086043
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2086042
This is how we advertise job agency website things in Scotland.
129f75 No.2086044
9cbf35 No.2086045
>>2085916
Damn, someone was being a moralfag swine while I wasn't here and I didn't get the opportunity to masturbate my edge boner at them
5a2756 No.2086047
>>2086034
it's not
>>2086038
I am not thirsty
>>2086044
I am not a faggot
9cbf35 No.2086048
That wasn't a weight meme btw
129f75 No.2086049
>>2086045
Be a shame if a 'gator got em.
c1fa9f No.2086050
>>2086043
WHAT THE FUCK
>>2086045
you would have destroyed Nezi
e8ab82 No.2086051
>>2086050
Did it give you the horn?
c1fa9f No.2086052
>>2086051
I may have had a horn all day that you're not helping me with
2dab56 No.2086053
>>2086047
have you ever tried?
no?
then how would you know?
e8ab82 No.2086054
>>2086052
You didn't help first!
f4cbe3 No.2086055
>>2086026
This is one i made.
62255f No.2086056
62255f No.2086058
>>2086056
Too loud, too close
e8ab82 No.2086059
c1fa9f No.2086060
>>2086054
YOU PICKED THE MOVIE
62255f No.2086061
>>2086059
I found it enjoyable, 100% serious
e8ab82 No.2086062
>>2086061
Oh! Thanks.
>>2086060
And then you went to go take care of something and left me all alone. ;~;
5a2756 No.2086063
>>2086053
well you got me there
c1fa9f No.2086064
>>2086062
Noo I went to smoke a dab lol
129f75 No.2086067
c1fa9f No.2086068
>>2086065
I haven't touched myself all day I promise.
9cbf35 No.2086069
>>2086049
Or a venomous snek that comes up the toilet
Florida is like America's own little slice of Australia
>>2086050
Lewd
How's ur day going
>>2086066
ay gurl how u
2dab56 No.2086070
>>2086063
eat my dick, loafie
>>2086066
oh shit
it's bard
c1fa9f No.2086071
>>2086069
Lowkey. I'm really hungry.
9cbf35 No.2086072
>>2086071
Why aren't you eating, then? ^^
945b1f No.2086073
I'm sleepy and in my dream I was sleepy too
5a2756 No.2086074
>>2086066
hello bard
>>2086070
no thank you
2dab56 No.2086075
>>2086074
such a polite young man
e8ab82 No.2086076
>>2086068
Oh yeah me neither.
c1fa9f No.2086077
>>2086072
there's no more and i wanna wait to spend any money til payday
c1fa9f No.2086078
945b1f No.2086080
>>2086079
what the fuck I just watched that for thte first time in years yesterday
5a2756 No.2086081
>>2086075
I sure am
so stop asking me to eat your cock please
9cbf35 No.2086082
>>2086077
Saving money is smart but not when you do it to the point that you deprive yourself of basic needs imo
3e6ea7 No.2086083
>>2086042
can you help me change?
3e6ea7 No.2086084
>>2086080
Can I ask you a question? It's nothing bad I promise
2dab56 No.2086085
>>2086081
no idea what you're talking about
9cbf35 No.2086086
>>2086084
OH NO MGD IS AT IT AGAIN
c1fa9f No.2086087
>>2086079
sdlkapsdghapsdoghkj
>>2086082
nah, i'm waiting for my roommate to get home so we can get food and I had 2 meals today.
>>2086083
Change like how?
3e6ea7 No.2086088
>>2086086
ahaha I don't use my MGD persona anymore :p
c1fa9f No.2086089
567561 No.2086091
>>2086039
-kisses your cheek and hugs tight- sorry hun, i need to just go to sleep
5a2756 No.2086092
>>2086085
me neither that was just an autocorrect
2dab56 No.2086094
>>2086092
what's up, man?
>>2086093
spoiler that shit the next time you post something so terrifying
e8ab82 No.2086095
>>2086094
You... don't like it? I worked really hard on it.
2dab56 No.2086096
>>2086095
it's far too spooky
9cbf35 No.2086097
>>2086087
Ohh, that's good then ^^
I'm getting a bit hungry too; I wanna go get a few groceries but I think I'll wait til rush hour is over
>>2086088
Lol
Claiming to have been MGD is counterproductive if you want to talk to Bart
Also, remember to eat dinner
Btw is there any reason why drinking a protein drink close to bed would keep a person awake at night?
5a2756 No.2086098
>>2086094
not much how about you
9cbf35 No.2086099
>one Ensure only has 16g of protein
Blood-chan explain the point of even drinking it when I could just eat three eggs instead and get 18g
3e6ea7 No.2086100
>>2086091
a-ahh~n <3!!
lewd!
You leaving, hun?
>>2086097
Your body will work hard to turn the protein into amino acids, so your digestive system will be more active and just keep you awake
e8ab82 No.2086101
c1fa9f No.2086103
3e6ea7 No.2086104
>>2086099
Ensure is quick and yummy!\
I like the Strawberry kind
3e6ea7 No.2086106
>>2086102
Do you want me to bring him here?
2dab56 No.2086107
>>2086098
metal gear survive really sucks
I want to like it but I just can't
17405b No.2086108
>>2086105
H-Hi MGD, I'm MGD!
>>2086106
Heck no, he's gross.
e8ab82 No.2086110
e8ab82 No.2086111
>>2086109
No, ScooT. This is an intervention.
3e6ea7 No.2086112
>>2086108
Uh, you know I'm MGD, right?
bf257b No.2086113
>>2086108
I never learnt when to stutter correctly so I can't do this ;_;
2dab56 No.2086114
What kind of fool do you take me for?! He's MGD, he's MGD, you're MGD?! I'm MGD! Are there any other MGDs I should know about?
e8ab82 No.2086115
>>2086103
>having an opinion this wrong
I... I don't think we can be friends any more... </3
129f75 No.2086116
>>2086111
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
e8ab82 No.2086117
>>2086116
Nini. Have dank dreams, bruh.
3e6ea7 No.2086118
Yes, keep saying his name, he'll come here soon~
e8ab82 No.2086119
OWA TAGOO SIAM!
OWA TAGOO SIAM!
OWA! TAGOO! SIAM!
5a2756 No.2086120
>>2086107
why not play something else then
I've been disappointed by games I was hoping to be good too but I think it's important to understand that forcing yourself to play it won't make it better
there are a million zombie survival games out there, I bet you'll find one you'll like
49c502 No.2086121
Hello I am back again!
>>2086066
Good morn!
is kemomo friends good
567561 No.2086122
>>2086088
-resnugs. Forgot his name-
b82078 No.2086123
Sinni save me from the nightmare that is life
9cbf35 No.2086124
>>2086101
That seems like a pretty unbritish opinion
>>2086100
Damn I was thinking of having one for dinner
>>2086104
Eggs are generally quick to make tho
But I know you mostly only eat hard boiled ones and those take a long time to make
>>2086102
>>2086105
It's too late... The MGDs are here
We didn't listen to Bart's Warnings
2dab56 No.2086125
>>2086120
IT'S NOT THAT EASY MAN
it's more than just a bad game
it's an insult
49c502 No.2086126
>>2086123
how do I do that uwu
acdb33 No.2086127
didn't we have a poster named piggy or something?
bf257b No.2086128
>>2086115
Kinda proud of this crop.
>>2086124
Memes
5a2756 No.2086129
>>2086125
just play something else...
play killing floor with me sometime...
b82078 No.2086130
>>2086126
help me find purpose in the post-christian vacuum
2dab56 No.2086131
>>2086129
I only have killing floor 2.
9cbf35 No.2086132
>>2086127
That's just a name Cookie uses
Something about pigs anyway
Actually I feel like the name is literally "pigs"
>>2086128
How were your first days of work? ^^
49c502 No.2086133
>>2086130
make something! Find people worth living for, things like that
get really buff >:)
5a2756 No.2086134
2dab56 No.2086135
>>2086134
get with the times
buy the second and far superior game
e8ab82 No.2086136
acdb33 No.2086137
get abs.
>>2086132
just thought of her for some reason.
17405b No.2086138
>>2086112
Yeah, and ur gross.
>>2086113
Y-You usually stutter that the b-beginning of sentences or when you would take a b-breath...
Just not on vowels.
>>2086124
kms
e8ab82 No.2086139
5a2756 No.2086140
>>2086135
how about no
killing floor 2 more like not a good game
2dab56 No.2086141
>>2086140
god I want to slap the shit out of you sometimes
love ya <3
3e6ea7 No.2086142
>>2086122
-giggles and holds you tight- will tmrw be as busy as today?
>>2086124
I eat ALL kinds of eggs~ Just put it near my mouth and it's gone!
>>2086124
Oh you and eat it for dinner now, but not 3hrs before bed :/
>>2086138
Its okay because I found someone better in Angel-chan~
bf257b No.2086143
>>2086132
Huh? I started like 1½ month back. But it's alright, a bit slavery ish so I'm hoping to talk with them about getting something more exciting ontop of the other assignments.
>>2086138
I used to have a friend who would stutter. I learnt to not finish his sentences for him but man, people do it all the time. I'd be pissed.
5a2756 No.2086145
>>2086141
love you too rager
if only I could find someone with vidya tastes identical to mine...
17405b No.2086146
>>2086142
Dutch posters are pretty 8/10, good choice.
>>2086143
Right? It's pretty rough..
Did you see 68162573?
f4cbe3 No.2086147
File: cc2e018d7d1d35c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 129.67 KB, 997x1448, 997:1448, 807061 - Daphne_Blake Velm….jpg)

3e6ea7 No.2086148
>>2086146
She's a good little submissive bitch~
2dab56 No.2086149
>>2086145
could always play left 4 dank
567561 No.2086150
>>2086142
-yawns and snugs up against you like a pillow- Nu. Should be much less miserable too! <3
9cbf35 No.2086151
>>2086136
Idk, I probably just think that because I know British people eat eggs in ways Americans don't, so their egg habits are emphasized in my mind
Kind of want eggs and beans on toast now
>>2086137
She still posts, kind of rarely tho
>>2086138
How were your first days of work gurl
>>2086142
I guess eggs are subject to the same problem, actually. Maybe this is part of why they're considered a breakfast food
I'm putting off dinner because I don't like the idea of going to the grocery store during rush hour, but maybe I will anyway
>>2086143
Sorry, I confused you with Wish
It's like you're slowly fusing with him in terms of the names and images you guys use
9cbf35 No.2086152
Also both you and Wish are MGD
17405b No.2086153
>>2086148
She's a boy tho
>>2086151
Long zzzz
Kill me
3e6ea7 No.2086154
>>2086150
I'm muscular, I'm a pretty firm pillow you know D:
Please get a lot of sleep and pee before you go to bed :/
5a2756 No.2086156
>>2086149
runs like shit on my pc desu
2dab56 No.2086157
>>2086155
stop
before it's too late
567561 No.2086158
>>2086154
0_o -will make sure to do that- XD
Sweet dreams when you go.
bf257b No.2086159
>>2086146
Do you stutter irl tho?
Nope, but I follow the guy. Some good stuff in between the weird stuff :3
>>2086151
Oh the angel thing was mostly because I saw more than Wish doing it so thought I'd join in on the meme
And if images are starting to become similar, I reserve the right to say I was first.
>>2086155
Autism
17405b No.2086160
2dab56 No.2086161
>>2086156
:(
why must you do this to me
5a2756 No.2086162
>>2086161
I'm willing to play it
but it's harder when you've got 15fps...
3e6ea7 No.2086164
>>2086151
Lol are you scared you might run into someone you know?
>>2086152
Wish isn't as MGD as I am ^^
>>2086153
Only on the outside~
>>2086155
It means My Giant DIck
>>2086158
-turns into a teddynear and protects you all night-
I love you! Goodnight!
17405b No.2086165
>>2086159
I end up repeating myself a bunch instead of stuttering.
Like "I ended up going.. going to the bank" and stuff.
>>2086164
Well no, the penis is on the inside too.
2dab56 No.2086166
>>2086162
play dark souls with me
5a2756 No.2086167
>>2086166
I don't own dark souls
I don't like medieval fantasy games which dark souls is
I probably can't run dark souls
f2309f No.2086168
>>2086099
there is a separate "high protein" version of Ensure
f2309f No.2086169
oh shit nigga the high protein version is the one with 16g
what the fuck
bf257b No.2086170
Protein memes
>>2086165
Don't think that's uncommon either
I have a tendency to go "uhh" between sentences a lot. I try to keep it down tho
3e6ea7 No.2086171
>>2086165
I stuffed my penis inside her all summer
17405b No.2086172
>>2086170
That's UHHHHHHHHHH, that's pretty cute :3
>>2086171
Did she stick her penis into you too?
3e6ea7 No.2086173
>>2086172
Nah she doesn't really like her penis. She doesn't even like looking at it to pee
17405b No.2086174
>>2086173
I don't like looking at my penis to pee either, it ends up getting hard and it makes it difficult to keep peeing.
9cbf35 No.2086175
>>2086153
You should work from home so you can watch anime lolis in between coding
>>2086155
Someone who text stuttered
>>2086159
Yeah you were first with the images
Wish used to actually avatarfag but now he just posts a bunch of random lewd lolis
>>2086164
The grocery store would be crowded at this time and there'd be a lot of traffic
Having to deal with that kind of stuff triggers omnicidal feelings in me
>>2086168
>>2086169
Yeah lol
Looks like Muscle Milk has twice as much tho
bf257b No.2086177
>Not enjoying the sight your mighty cock
What are you, betas?
>>2086172
Eh, it's usually when I'm not too confident in what I'm saying.
>>2086175
OG lewd poster
I remember that guy trying to do the same thing for a while.
3e6ea7 No.2086178
>>2086174
You get hard looking at yourself?
>>2086175
You might meet a really nice girl though :o
17405b No.2086179
>>2086175
I wish I could tbh.
Unfortunately I'm not allowed :^(
>>2086177
Yeah, cuz ur a fkn idiot lmoa
17405b No.2086182
>>2086181
Damn it feels good to wake up at 6am Kappa
bf257b No.2086184
>>2086182
>6 AM
I can't recall the last time I woke up before 9 am
9cbf35 No.2086185
>>2086177
At least Wish has accepted his lewd side now
>>2086178
I don't really want a relationship right now
Perhaps I never will again
Idk, I'm pretty content with being single these days and relationships are kind of a distraction from what's really important to me
>>2086179
Well, you could work at that job for a while to get some experience, then easily work from home for someone else for good money or just freelance
>>2086183
ay gurl how u
5a2756 No.2086186
3e6ea7 No.2086187
>>2086180
Do you piss a lot...?
>>2086183
Kill yourself, but kill your worthless family first
>>2086185
Lol you're just saying that because you can't get a girlfriend
>>2086186
Love you <3
2dab56 No.2086188
>>2086167
jesus man
it's like berserk: the game
c92b50 No.2086189
>BC post stubs
Still desperate for my attention I see.
>>2086185
Not bad. Played some LoL and need to sleep in the next hour or two. Tomorrow is our gas stations truck day so It's going to be busy for me.
bf257b No.2086190
>>2086185
It's less subtle now at least, yeah.
9cbf35 No.2086192
>>2086187
The Night is my bride
>>2086189
Blood-chan just wants advice on how best to arouse a dog cock
Make sure to get enough sleep then
I started forcing my sleep habits to stay consistent recently and it's surprisingly been working pretty well
>>2086190
Wish x Pee OTPee
17405b No.2086193
>>2086184
I cry.
>>2086185
Yeah, we'll see how long I end up being here.
Google or something is the end game anyways :^)
>>2086187
About as often as most people.
bf257b No.2086194
>>2086192
Each to their own
>>2086193
But I might tomorrow. Time for fap and bed
nini noob
c92b50 No.2086195
>>2086192
They are laughable at best.
And I plan to get about 3 hours. It's what I'm use to at night. Any more and I feel awful
9cbf35 No.2086196
>>2086193
Ah, Google, the great e-jew
You can do it; you're pretty and smart :3
>>2086194
>Each to their own
He insists that he hasn't drank his own, though
>>2086195
I was meme-ing; that wasn't actually what Blood-chan said
Don't you feel awful only getting three hours, though? I'd be super sleepy
c92b50 No.2086197
>>2086196
I'm sure. I've had them filtered for like, 6 months now so I'll just take your word regardless.
And not really. I get 2 and a half to 3 hours at a time and it works well enough for me.
49c502 No.2086198
one day ill be good at ow
one day
17405b No.2086200
>>2086194
That's gay, bye.
>>2086196
Or like LINE or some weeby Japanese company :^)
49c502 No.2086203
saimu
I hope life goes swell for you and the like
49c502 No.2086206
I'm sorry to hear that :(
2dab56 No.2086210
>>2086208
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
fdfbeb No.2086211
fdfbeb No.2086213
>>2086212
u woke af nigga?
c1fa9f No.2086214
>>2086213
nah i just got up
e8ab82 No.2086215
>>2086212
Oh that's where you were.
c1fa9f No.2086216
>>2086215
Sorry x_x I passed out lol
*huggus*
fdfbeb No.2086217
>>2086214
I don't even know what "woke" even means other than people chimping out about it.
I thought you worked evenings.
c1fa9f No.2086219
>>2086217
Tuesday's a day off until bossman starts scheduling me for them. He might not cause I cost too much tho ;3
2dab56 No.2086220
never trust anyone who says woke unironically
fdfbeb No.2086221
>>2086219
I didn't realize you charged that much by the hour.
c1fa9f No.2086222
>>2086221
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
fdfbeb No.2086223
>>2086222
Were you the one that used to joke about that? Where you would become a prostitute and tell clients it was a "hormone fund"? I can't even remember who that was now.
c1fa9f No.2086224
>>2086223
No. I never ever joked about being a prostitute. TP seemed to want me to go into the industry but, just, no.
fdfbeb No.2086225
>>2086224
If TP says something, it's clearly true.
c1fa9f No.2086226
9836ac No.2086228
Lawyers all need to die. Like right now.
f2309f No.2086229
>>2086228
i'm suing you for this statement xD!!!1
9836ac No.2086230
>>2086229
Do it, I'd love to argue my case
fdfbeb No.2086231
>>2086229
>suing
Whoa there, Mr. Middle Class.
f2309f No.2086232
>>2086230
i'm just kidding you could burn my house down and i'd forgive you
>>2086231
such a flatterer~
9836ac No.2086233
>>2086232
That seems a bit silly.
fdfbeb No.2086234
>>2086232
I was just sort of mocking the criticism you got earlier.
f2309f No.2086235
>>2086234
apparently it's okay to steal and break laws according to the posters here
why stop there let's all rape murder and burn down houses!
>>2086233
i'm sure it would be an accident
i could never be mad at you :3
9836ac No.2086236
>>2086235
I could make you mad at me if I tried
f2309f No.2086237
>>2086236
ooh I'm scaaaaaaaared~
fdfbeb No.2086238
>>2086235
The law only matters when it's upholding things I like and punishing things I don't, obvs.
49c502 No.2086239
nezi how do I get good at moira and ana
fdfbeb No.2086240
>>2086239
By not playing Overwatch.
49c502 No.2086241
>>2086240
what else am I going to sell my soul too??
something productive? never
f2309f No.2086243
>>2086239
moira bounce orbs off distant walls so that they come back towards your team/yourself, or bounce them inside objective for KOTH
use fade only when being pressured and use heal orb while running with it to heal yourself while turning around to right click enemies (damage heals you!)
use damage orbs off cooldown if your team isn't super low or you have full heal juice
if you see a squishy use damage orb + right click and they melt with both
see a low enemy chase them with fade
etc
ana try to hold nade and sleep for when you need them, sleep enemy ults or easy targets like roadhog/winston
use nade on your tanks, especially main tank as you get most healing from that, healing squishies just gotta practice aim and unscoped shots, only grenade if they're really low
save nano for a DPS, try to time it with their ult
or throw it on winston/dva if you have no good dps target
ana positioning is important since no mobility, take high ground or off to side, if they're playing dive stay with team, save nade to heal yourself and sleep to take pressure off
but then again ana bad versus dive
moira and ana are better for team comps with lots of tanks
don't play them if your team has a lot of squishies or winston/tracer/genji dive, stuff like that
rein/road/zarya etc it's good to be ana/moira
etc etc
49c502 No.2086244
<3 thank you blessed nezi
I just wanna be a heal whore
a54b7b No.2086245
>>2086235
>why stop there let's all rape murder and burn down houses!
That's gateway logic. Like how people say if you smoke weed it's a gateway to shit like heroine or meth. The latter is substantially and measurably worse than the former, isn't comparable, and the former doesn't lead to the latter as a direct cause and effect.
f2309f No.2086246
>>2086245
who the fuck are you and why are you dismantling my poorly assembled example with logic
i didn't exactly put a lot of effort into it but
the point remains that stealing is fucked
doing hard drugs is fucked
stealing to support hard drug habit super fucked
f2309f No.2086247
maybe if she stopped doing drugs she'd clean that disgusting stove
looked like 8 kids lived in that house
01d528 No.2086248
daily reminder the inside of your nose is one of the best smells ever
a54b7b No.2086249
>>2086246
Oh, well then try to be patient with me I am still new. I coudln't tell if that was your actual logic or if you're just a judgy person.
f2309f No.2086250
>>2086248
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS
>>2086249
nah you're good i just used a terrible example cause i'm stupid/lazy
fdfbeb No.2086251
>>2086249
Because wanting the law to be upheld makes you a "judgy person".
a54b7b No.2086252
>>2086250
It's all good mane, I am the same way sometimes.
>>2086251
lol, the law is judginess incarnate so yeah.
da3f15 No.2086254
after 213 hours in player's gun game i have finally achieved mY FIRST EVER SOLO VICTORY
and it was on the map of my people too >:3
a54b7b No.2086256
>>2086255
That is a really nice pic but why can see through the leafs. 7/10.
f2309f No.2086257
>>2086254
6 kills that's pretty good for first chicken dinner
nice job gren ben
f38895 No.2086258
>>2086256
I didn't draw it
Maybe they're just covered in white bugs or something
a54b7b No.2086259
>>2086258
I didn't assume you did I am just an impulsive critic sometimes, not in an inherently negative way, but I might come off that way unintentionally lol idk.
2dab56 No.2086261
>parrying a super
lol get cucked
da3f15 No.2086262
>>2086257
IM TRYIN MY HARDEST !!
>>2086261
>watching street fighter
lol get poo
2dab56 No.2086263
fdfbeb No.2086264
>>2086263
Lowti3rgod stream?
da3f15 No.2086265
>>2086263
okay not as bad but still not great >:3
3d86b9 No.2086266
6fdaec No.2086268