9e6930 No.2077954
>attention whore
Heres a fun game...
9e6930 No.2077955
>attention whore
Time 4 fallout
9e6930 No.2077957
>>2077956
>attention whore
I love u too
3a20e8 No.2077960
a7f562 No.2077961
>>2077958
Literally one of their best live renditions of that.
7a2ea3 No.2077962
Fuck yeah, Half-days
Thank you college fair.
Now the ultimate question:
To day drink, or not to day drink?.
a7f562 No.2077963
I guess you should day drink.
6836d1 No.2077966
7a2ea3 No.2077967
Hi, Scoots. Was scouring last nights threads for S&G. You make enjoyable music.
Hi Tak
9e6930 No.2077968
>>2077964
>attention whore
I will drink 2 that....
Got 7 of those i plan to convert into urine
a7f562 No.2077969
>>2077967
Sweet! A new fan of CancerCore.
Eggcellent.
What is your poison?
9e6930 No.2077970
>attention whore
Pissy time
7a2ea3 No.2077971
>>2077969
>CancerCore
I think it's better than deserving of the title Cancer.
Today? I'm just going to nurse Kraken and Coke until I feel tipsy enough to do chores without dreading having to get off my ass.
f9ef5f No.2077972
>>2077859
Oh yeah. I'm ok now. I haven't been like that in some time.
f9ef5f No.2077973
Also I got the job on the spot.
7a2ea3 No.2077974
A wild Kyle appeared
He used Professionalism
It's super effective!
f9ef5f No.2077975
>>2077974
I even got a nice hair cut before I went in.
6836d1 No.2077976
>>2077967
hello daddy
>>2077973
niceu niceu
very niceu squamch
a2c8d0 No.2077977
>>2077973
Fag.
>>2077975
Wow. Super fag.
a7f562 No.2077978
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2077971
UNLEASH!
THE KRAKEN!
FUKKEN JAGER BOMBS JAGER BOMBS
>new haircut
117bd7 No.2077979
>>2077972
that's good to hear.
>>2077973
congrats!
f9ef5f No.2077980
>>2077976
Not I get to spend the next 2 weeks adjusting my sleep.
They said to call back if I can do it when I'm ready. If not then no harm no foul.
>>2077977
For you.
7a2ea3 No.2077981
>>2077975
I could probably use one. I haven't had a haircut in..
one.. two.. three .... fifteen months.
can I see it?
>>2077976
Please don't call me that. DDLG is one of the like, three fetishes I just can't subscribe to.
>>2077978
I haven't done Jager bombs in forever Read: Two weeks
a2c8d0 No.2077982
>>2077980
I'll never be a fag. Not even for you!
f9ef5f No.2077983
>>2077979
Yeah. Last time I came close to killing myself I was going to OD around when I got outted as a dog fucker.
>>2077981
I'll have to take a pic later but sure!
>>2077982
Shame. Because I'm actually a supple woman.
a7f562 No.2077984
>>2077981
2 months here, like everytime... once I have a single jagerbomb I go balls to the walls. Black out drunk is inevitable.
Triggers the alcoholic University me.
6836d1 No.2077985
>>2077980
when are you going to start then?
>>2077981
don't worry
that was a test
9e6930 No.2077986
>attention whore
I WANT ATTENTION
a7f562 No.2077987
65c991 No.2077988
I have been trying for the last few years to kill myself by overdosing on cock
it hasn't worked so far but I'm hopeful it will soon
a2c8d0 No.2077989
>>2077983
[instant regret]
9e6930 No.2077990
>>2077983
>attention whore
I have fucked a dog
f9ef5f No.2077991
>>2077985
If all goes well not this coming week, but the next.
>>2077989
A sensual one at that.
7a2ea3 No.2077992
>>2077983
Sweet. I'll probably be here. I'm always here, sadly.
>OD
What on?
>>2077984
Neat, now I know exactly how to get the fun out of you when I show up on your doorstep next June. Two of my favorite flavors are Red Bull and Black Licorice, so Jagerbombs are kind of my kryptonite.
>>2077985
Did I fail? I'll study harder next time.
>>2077988
See, you need to OD on Cock(S). Plural. Drowning in semen can't be that hard.
a2c8d0 No.2077993
>>2077988
Have you tried upping the amount of cock in your body?
f9ef5f No.2077994
>>2077990
Get out.
I'm not contesting someone else for a title I worked so hard for, and endured so much from.
>>2077992
Rather not say.
a2c8d0 No.2077995
>>2077991
Well fuck you too, Mint Cordial.
a7f562 No.2077998
>>2077992
One day, I got home from a dissertaion presentation, was tired, and hungry, decided a great idea was to neck 3/4 of a bottle jager and deep fry some chips/fries. Shit went as well as could be. Kind of scared me a little, that I would consider doing such a nutter thing.
0689a4 No.2077999
hewwo
why is drawing hard
why do I look into the abyss and why does it look back
a2c8d0 No.2078001
>>2077997
Well I need to do something to mix things up a bit (if you were from here you'd be laughing your ass off at that) so I'm just gonna use different kinds of cordial.
65c991 No.2078002
>>2077999
Drawing is how God punishes us
a2c8d0 No.2078003
>>2077999
>hewwo
Hello.
>why is drawing hard
Because God hates us.
>why do I look into the abyss and why does it look back
The abyss has noticed you having something in your teeth.
7a2ea3 No.2078004
>>2077994
Fair. I guess. I'm just going to fill in the blanks with PCP cause it's the most entertaining to imagine people on.
>>2077998
How was that NOT a great idea?! You were hammered on delicious liquor and had homemade chips to boot.
Did you burn your apartment down or something? I mean, the hangover would be pretty fucking wicked, but aside from that, how was that at all a bad idea?!
>>2077999
Yo
f9ef5f No.2078005
>>2078001
Maybe you can take a sip of this one.
a7f562 No.2078006
>>2077999
Do you even know Nietzsche enough to even qualify for saying that?
65c991 No.2078007
Jinx. You owe me a Big Red.
a2c8d0 No.2078008
>>2078007
git fucked, faggatron
f9ef5f No.2078009
>>2078004
If I were to kill myself now I'd use sleep pills.
Sometimes I wonder how much it would hurt if I just drove off into a gulch.
a7f562 No.2078010
>>2078004
More for the potential of burning everything down. But, I survived and was well fed. It was an overall success story.
f9ef5f No.2078011
7a2ea3 No.2078012
>>2078000
That was almost enjoyable until the
MWAH
MWAH
MWAH
MWAH
MWAH
MWAH
MWAH
AHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAH
in slow mo
a7f562 No.2078013
9e6930 No.2078014
>>2077994
>attention whore
My first dog i fucked was a springer spaniel named britney
Then a black lab named max
a7f562 No.2078015
Tell us all how you fucked those dogs?
0689a4 No.2078016
>>2078002
>>2078003
I'm glad that god has filled my body with shit then cause that's whats comin out when I try and draw things
how r u two wonderful ppl doin bty.
also I brush my teef a lot >:(
>>2078004
Hewwo!
How ya doin?
>>2078006
Woman was god's second mistake
I think nietz said that
f9ef5f No.2078017
>>2078014
Mastiff pit mix for me.
a2c8d0 No.2078018
>>2078005
I already called dibs elsewhere and I don't wanna miss out, sooo...
>>2078016
I'm very well thanks, and you?
9e6930 No.2078019
>>2078015
>attention whore
a7f562 No.2078020
>>2078016
You did a masterful google job.
33bd7c No.2078021
>>2078012
She needs to move up to two at a time.
9e6930 No.2078023
>>2078017
>attention whore
Ahh
Lovely
f9ef5f No.2078024
Though if I had to pick a dream lay it would be a German Shep.
0689a4 No.2078025
>>2078020
me? googling things??
I'd never.
>>2078018
am tired, enjoyin music n suffering.
It's snowing outside tho so I can't help but feel extra uwu.
How has your day been?
7a2ea3 No.2078026
>>2078009
Fall from height.
Within one second of impact, at terminal velocity, if you land on your head or neck, it's lights out. No pain, no suffering. Just a permanent cessation of consciousness.
>>2078010
You should do it again, but this time, I'll be there and instead of potentially burning things down, it can devolve into depraved sexual relations.
>>2078015
Thanks, George.... Stop feeding it.
>>2078016
Off work two hours early cause all the upperclassmen are busy at the college fair, so that's pretty fucking sweet. Now I'm pounding rum and shitposting instead of being a productive member of society.
a2c8d0 No.2078028
>>2078022
You are a vile temptress and I must resist.
>>2078025
I worked on my game a bit. Wasted a bunch of the day not working on my game. It's been alright.
f9ef5f No.2078029
>>2078026
I dislike the sensation of falling too much.
>>2078027
A nice dog, but Leonbergers aren't my thing.
7a2ea3 No.2078030
If I could choose how to go out, I'd get my hands on 10K ug of LSD, wait a half hour and then go skydiving without a parachute.
Damn.
a7f562 No.2078031
>>2078025
How about we go have ourselves a Hegelian adventure on the Adriatic?
>>2078026
That sounds like a very homosexual thing to be suggesting, good sir.
33bd7c No.2078032
>>2078029
so wouldn't too big of a dog be too close to a horse and too small would be like a gerbil?
f9ef5f No.2078033
>>2078028
I have the most perky set of tits too.
a2c8d0 No.2078035
>>2078033
Yeah, I can picture you having a rocking set of moobs.
7a2ea3 No.2078036
>>2078029
So do I, but as a final sensation...
>>2078031
Coming from the dude that actively wants to dick Peegirl.
0689a4 No.2078037
>>2078026
naisu naisu! early days are always good !
I'm glad teachers get to enjoy them too uwu.
also if you plan to jump off a building, unless you land in the right position to break your neck you'll probably just break your bones n bleed out internally.
not a fun way too die.
I'd want to drown to death
>>2078028
hehe I feel you spiritually, I've been trying to finish this tracer drawing but it's going so bleh.
>>2078031
what
9e6930 No.2078038
>>2078024
>attention whore
<3
>>2078026
Can i tickle u
>>2078028
Im vile too.....
0689a4 No.2078039
>>2078036
o also drunki did george talk to you about the thing you wanted
I can't remember if he did or not
65c991 No.2078040
Drawing is actually easy, you just need to be willing to give up a few years of your life to get good at it
And then the rest of your life as well
33bd7c No.2078041
>>2078034
fucking them. Like the caucasian i posted, wouldn't that be like fucking a pony?
a7f562 No.2078042
>>2078036
It isn't gay if they are a girl, baka!
>>2078037
Just as I thought. Not quite as baroquely pragmatic as I thought. Shame, I thought you had some bohemian in you.
a2c8d0 No.2078043
>>2078037
Truly, the pursuit of art as a hobby is nothing but abject suffering.
>>2078038
Yeah nah don't talk to me.
>>2078040
10,000 hours, man.
7a2ea3 No.2078044
>>2078037
>Building
Fuck that noise. 27,000 feet or bust.
>>2078038
Only if you can validate your autism through diagnosis first
>>2078039
Yeah, taken care of. Turns out the request I had for him didn't work with his time constraints, and that's all perfectly good. Maybe in the future, or worst case scenario, I find somebody to work with that I'm not personally familiar with.
>>2078042
It's not a girl if it has a Y chromosome, baka!
a2c8d0 No.2078045
You're all wrong; Hanging is, objectively, the best way to go.
a7f562 No.2078046
>>2078044
BAKA! It isn't a guy if they have "Girl" in their name!
DOUBLE BAKA
7a2ea3 No.2078047
>>2078045
Strangulation or Broken neck?
>>2078046
I worry for your mental health sometimes.
65c991 No.2078048
>>2078043
That's a joke. 10hrs a day/6 days a week is like 3000 hours a year. You need ten years like that to get to a respectable technical level if you're doing hardcore representational stuff. Mastery would be more than that.
0689a4 No.2078049
>>2078040
I'm not going to school until george graduates n gets a job so I have plenty of time uwu
>>2078042
boho chic is ugly
that's the only word I knew in that mess
>>2078043
to live is to suffer yo, at least I get compliments from yorg?
I think yours is much more suffering induced because you have multiple layers of suffering to dig through
>>2078044
people can bounce dude, my dad's parachute didn't open the one time he did skydiving he was in the hospital for a w h i l e.
>>2078044
Sorry to hear that! I know he's been busy with school and stuff, maybe during the summer?
I believe in you!
a2c8d0 No.2078050
>>2078047
Broken neck, obviously.
>>2078048
You appear to be confusing technical accuracy with artistry. I don't even think it'd take 10,000 hours to be able to draw what's there.
f9ef5f No.2078051
>>2078035
I am actually thin as hell.
>>2078036
Still no.
a2c8d0 No.2078052
>>2078047
>>2078050
WAIT NO DECAPITATION
f9ef5f No.2078053
9e6930 No.2078054
>>2078047
>attention whore
You keep hinting suicide so your buddies can jump in and adore you, making you happy a day or so, then again suicide talk till they jump in and kiss ur ass..
From my p.o.v. you want attention as badly as i do..
Look if u wanna die, shit of get off the pot
at least i have class and not asking to have any suicide done live stream
7a2ea3 No.2078055
>>2078049
...Fuck. Note to self, my preferred method of death isn't ideal.
Maybe a timer-driven pipe bomb strapped to my falling body?
No, no. I think the request I made of him was way too large to justifiably dump time in to. I offered to compensate him, but I don't think he feels the time necessary is going to be available until he's out of school.
>>2078050
>>2078052
Why not both? Razor wire noose.
a2c8d0 No.2078056
>>2078055
You can decapitate yourself with normal hanging rope.
75ae0d No.2078057
quietly in your sleep surrounded by loved ones.
a2c8d0 No.2078058
>>2078057
Are they dead, too?
75ae0d No.2078059
a7f562 No.2078060
>>2078047
I do too, very often. Well. More often than not. Who can say. Also, I decided I would not allow you to be the only drinker here right now. I will sacrifice myself of a single beverage.
A drop of my better stuff. Ive griown lax in my sobriety. The alcohol cabinet is a tad bare. Gone are my days of 3 matured single malts, my everyday mixed blends, my differing Scandi vodkas and my Bourbons.
a2c8d0 No.2078061
a7f562 No.2078062
>>2078049
I can tell that you, like loco, being a failing artist do not grasp the beauty of the written prose.
0689a4 No.2078063
>>2078055
Drowning dude, it hurts but overall it's the least shameful.
you get to pet the fishies.
ye I think time is the main killer for him, I know he likes you enough that you wouldn't have to pay him too much, ur always so sweet n stuff.
if it makes you feel better I've asked him to draw me several things n he hasn't yet :3c
>>2078062
gonna write your prose here in a second
7a2ea3 No.2078064
>>2078056
Yeah but that's gonna take some serious gravitational force and some pretty specific circumstances.
>
>>2078060
Scoots, don't let me influence you to hop off the wagon. You've been doing so well.
Promise me you'll practice moderation today.
0689a4 No.2078065
scoots could spend a day straightedge calling me a thot instead uwu
7a2ea3 No.2078066
>>2078063
I'm deathly afraid of the ocean...
My biggest fear is falling off a cruise ship and nobody realizing it and being left with the inevitability of my demise.
After that it's heights
a2c8d0 No.2078067
>>2078064
Actually no. It was a serious problem back when hangings were popular entertainment for the masses that if the rope was too long their heads would pop off. There's a way to calculate it that I don't remember but usually 8-9ft is enough.
a7f562 No.2078068
>>2078064
I don't need to promise it. I will be hitting the hay in roughly an hour and a half. I have work in the morning. I have gotten good at restraint since quitting Cigarettes.
Shattered the illusion of "I need".
>>2078063
Look at you go. Like a swimmer caught in a riptide. Being dragged under the torrent. Screaming to the bystanders for help. If only they had ears. If only they weren't just mannequins.
7a2ea3 No.2078069
>>2078067
Huh. May have to look into this.
I think it would be best to put your head through the noose and then hot glue your hands to the sides of your head, to simulate having torn your own head off.
>
7a2ea3 No.2078070
>>2078068
This is good news.
In that case, Cheers, Scoots. Welcome back to the dark side.
46c2ac No.2078071
what's the verdict on starvation
yay or nay
a2c8d0 No.2078072
>>2078069
I did my research.
0689a4 No.2078073
>>2078066
I'm not afraid of the ocean per say? George makes fun of me a lot cause I'm afraid of sunfish,
also ye heights scare me too, when I visit boy it'll be the 2nd time I've ever been on a plane and it makes me sweat
>>2078068
byootiful
>>2078071
nay
a2c8d0 No.2078074
>>2078071
That would take forever and be hugely unpleasant.
a7f562 No.2078075
>Starvation
As a method of suicide - No, that is just a terrible way to do it. In my opinion. I would sooner drink and drug myself to death.
As a method of culling class enemies and other wanton persons - Great choice, comrade.
>>2078070
The warm embrace, the sweet amber notes. Mhmm. Man. Hibiki, you do good.
a7f562 No.2078076
>>2078073
If I ever find the motivation to write thread-themed short stories again, I may. Fun.
7a2ea3 No.2078078
>>2078071
Nay, man. Fuck that. My fat ass likes food.
>>2078072
And I feel for you, Amy..
Smile some more, okay?
Less depresso, more espresso!
>>2078073
I uhh. Yep. I don't fly either. That's fear #3. Pretty much everything else is fine, but the Open Ocean, Falling and Flying, not cool by me.
>>2078075
Fuck, I haven't had a bottle of Hibiki since my freshman year of college.
That shit is fire, man. Liquid fire.
a7f562 No.2078079
>>2078078
The only good Whiskey left in the house. There is a bottle of Jack, but I mean. It is Jack. You know.
a2c8d0 No.2078080
>>2078078
I don't need the information; it's just kind of fun to have.
0689a4 No.2078082
Amy's another person I'd add to the list of people who I actively join the thread if I see them posting because talking to them makes my day better :)
>>2078078
truly the most cursed things.
if you don't think about them you can't be scared by them
a2c8d0 No.2078083
>>2078082
I do try, I think.
a7f562 No.2078085
Shame I am not on the list that Sinni Avoids because of being bullied to death.
7a2ea3 No.2078086
>>2078079
Ugh
Jack,
Jim Bean
Black velvet
All of those low to mid shelf bottles make me sick to think about.
>>2078080
I'm... skeptical, but choose to believe you for the sake of my mental soundness.
>>2078082
Until you're face to face with them
0689a4 No.2078087
>>2078085
haha nah you make me smile, you're really kind n funny
>>2078086
god don't remind me, george is gonna take me to the beach and if I see a sunfish I'm just gonna lie down and die
a7f562 No.2078088
>>2078086
YOU. SIR. ARE A SCHOLAR. AND A GOOD BOY.
Red stripe chasing Jim Beam was my University mix.
Metal nights in The Crown on the £1 jager bombs, moving to The Empire for Jimmy Stripes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XksbnZANvbY
75ae0d No.2078089
>>2078084
I wonder if that's news to Amy.
a7f562 No.2078090
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2078087
Thank you. I doff my cap to you.
a2c8d0 No.2078091
>>2078084
Not sure if sarcasm. Either way, I do genuinely enjoy talking with you.
>>2078086
I haven't been that depresso since before I quit my bad habits.
65c991 No.2078092
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2078091
If I don't talk back, it's nothing against you. You know me. I keep my friends at a distance.
a2c8d0 No.2078093
>>2078089
Can you not, tonight? I'm tired and my walls have taken some structural damage.
>>2078092
I know, Loc'. Oh, hey, what're you gonna go do at school? Thinking art again, or..?
7a2ea3 No.2078094
>>2078087
Okay, so why the fear of Sunfish. My fear of the open ocean is relevant to an experience. Did your dad cheat on your mom with a sunfish and you walked in?
>>2078088
I kind of wish I had the pleasure of attending uni with you. You and I have similar "Cheap, College alcoholic," tastes.
>>2078091
Just reassure me that you're still gonna be here (Not particularly here) in the years to come, Amy. I like you. Would be a shame to see you go.
>>2078092
This explains why you ignore me!
Or you don't care for me, which is totally justifiable
7a2ea3 No.2078095
even if its a lie, amy. I need the reassurance
a7f562 No.2078096
>Loco
>Friends
>>2078094
Yeah, those were some wild times. I was always the shamelessly loud and brash drunkard.
I look at my old student friends and they're all settled with kids or engaged/married. Pfffffffff. Im living the dream.
65c991 No.2078097
>>2078093
Animation.
>art again
This is my first time going to Uni.
a2c8d0 No.2078098
>>2078094
>sunfish
They're fucking freaky, dude! That's all the reason she needs!
>Would be a shame to see you go.
My continued survival is non negotiable. Ask anyone here and they'll assure you far better than I ever could that I'm not going to die, ever.
>>2078097
Yes, but our last plan to go to Uni was for art, you dingus.
a2c8d0 No.2078100
0689a4 No.2078101
>>2078094
imagine your boat sinks or you fall of a cruise and you're left floating in the open ocean, 2 days tops to survive before the hypothermia gets to you or you drown, right?
so you're floating pondering your life and what it's lead to and here comes the most stupid, 2 ton dinner plate of the sea, it's disgusting, evil, made of bone and rips through plastic bags like they're jellyfish.
it's one of the only fish to hang directly at the surface, you can't punch it or kick it, you have no leverage, no energy to spend or you'll just die faster.
so this disgusting beast floats on top of you, slowly drowning you with it's 2 tons of disgusting fish bone and you just die at the hands of the most vile things in the ocean.
congrats, you lost at life, a sunfish killed you.
they know what they're doing, they're evil.
65c991 No.2078102
I've an offer from Bournemouth. University of Edinburgh said my portfolio was "suitable" but my academic qualifications weren't good enough. Fuckers.
Could maybe get into Gobelins, but they won't let me sit the entrance exam because of paperwork issues. French fuckers those cunts are too.
>>2078094
Yeah it is. You're fine. I kind of like you.
46c2ac No.2078103
yams how did you become immortal
what's your magical secret
0689a4 No.2078104
the constant reminder that somewhere out at sea there is a disk with my name on it scares me endlessly
a2c8d0 No.2078105
>>2078103
Lots and lots of IOUs
a7f562 No.2078106
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Man, I should really look into making this style of jamming beat. Then I too can play the "tortured artist" card.
a2c8d0 No.2078107
>>2078102
Can you tell Drunky I'm never gonna become an hero pls? He doesn't believe me.
7a2ea3 No.2078109
>>2078096
>loud and brash drunkard
We would have been the best of friends
>
You and me, if we were in Uni together.
>>2078098
Totally okay with this mentality. You and I can be immortal together.
>>2078102
That's... that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I like you, too, Loco.
>>2078103
Can't speak for him, but Satan and I have an understanding. I spread his name, he doesn't kill me.
>>2078107
This is cute.
7a2ea3 No.2078110
Please tell me the Gobelins mascot is the Goblins.
46c2ac No.2078111
65c991 No.2078112
Amy won't ever kill himself because he is physically incapable, as a paraplegic.
7a2ea3 No.2078114
a2c8d0 No.2078115
>>2078109
I chose Little Dark One because he's never once thought I'd go through with it. Although this is also a solid answer: >>2078112
(thx Loco)
7a2ea3 No.2078117
>>2078115
You legit in a wheelchair?
I'm certain this is a joke
but I like being aware of character traits.
a2c8d0 No.2078118
>>2078117
I'm not. My legs are fukken stronk.
a7f562 No.2078119
>>2078109
Christ, there were a few nights like that. One time, becasue this is Teesside Uni like lar, one time a prostitute tried tapping me up for business. I was like... "no thanks, I am getting picked up in a minute, cheers though", it was 3:30am and the last club just threw out. But this gal, god bless, she needed to pay bills wouldn't let me leave without a fight. Giving me all her best table talk. Telling me how the alley over the way was very "discreet", and how it wouldn't be too shady.
At that moment my lift turned up. I never jumped into that vehicle so fast in my life.
Like. You know. No offense. But I was at that stage of drunk where I just wanted to be laying on the bed with the spinning ceiling.
Plus, you know. Whiskey dick infront of a bedraggled prozzy? No thanks.
0689a4 No.2078120
:3c I can't believe I opened up about my intense fear on sunfish and drunky just ignores me.
I knew today was the day to end it all
65c991 No.2078121
His cock doesn't even work. It's why we broke up.
a2c8d0 No.2078122
>>2078121
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL
a2c8d0 No.2078123
>>2078120
I thought it was because in Animal Crossing they look like sharks and when you catch 'em they're only worth 4000 bells.
a7f562 No.2078124
0689a4 No.2078125
>>2078123
nah man I can't get angry at animal crossing, fishing was always so wholesome
a2c8d0 No.2078126
>>2078125
But those sunfish, man. They were the devil's work.
0689a4 No.2078128
>>2078126
they were but if you just close your eyes and release them you don't have to acknowledge them.
they don't exist if you don't think about them qq
117bd7 No.2078129
>>2078114
family keeps waking me up early i just wanna sleeps
>>2078116
no you
0689a4 No.2078130
>>2078129
nooo u!
today feels like uwu dozing happiness, I hope your day goes well!!
a2c8d0 No.2078131
>>2078128
>"Aw sweet, caught another shark"
>it's a sunfish
>every damn time
Those damn sunfish got 3 people killed in 2007.
7a2ea3 No.2078132
>>2078118
I was going to make awkward sex jokes involving you, Elma, and a wheelchair. Glad I don't have that ammo now
>>2078120
There's a lot going on and I'm talking with like, everyone!
Sorry.
Your fear is totally justified.
>>2078119
That's... fucking hilarious. I've been propositioned a couple of times, but I used to live in the part of town where streetwalkers are a dime a dozen. My favorite was when I went to a gay strip club with a few of my uni friends to hook up our buddy and the transvestite that managed the place offered me a job if I would "Tame her big black ass."
Can't lie, was tempting. Was also two quadstacks (Ecstasy) deep.
If it weren't for a friend dragging me away, I might have done it. I had a great body in college. Could have made bank.
Now I'm a teacher. Lol
>>2078129
Paint eyeballs on your eyelids. Classic Archie.
0689a4 No.2078133
>>2078131
don't do this dude, my skins already crawling.
also I never had a problem with fishing up sharks, I always had a hard time catching the golden beetles tho.
>>2078132
it's cause everyone loves your company :)
a2c8d0 No.2078134
>>2078132
I could try to get both my legs broke tomorrow if that's any help.
46c2ac No.2078135
how do I silence a dog lads
trying to get comfy but it won't let me >:(
a7f562 No.2078136
>>2078132
>Nearly dicked a dickgurl on Garys
>Now a teacher.
Not too dissimilar a path. Don't think I could have lasted in teaching. Tried it. Was Nope.
a2c8d0 No.2078137
>>2078133
Beetles were my lifeblood. Even more so in New Leaf.
Damn, I wanna play New Leaf now.
6836d1 No.2078138
>>2078135
break his fucking neck
a2c8d0 No.2078139
>>2078135
Kick it in the head.
65c991 No.2078140
Hey Sinni do you want to get married
46c2ac No.2078141
>>2078139
>>2078138
I don't know where it is
0689a4 No.2078142
I haven't played animal crossing in so long, my 2-3k hours in it are slowly wasting away
>>2078135
kiss it
>>2078137 hehe it's a curse.
>>2078140
eventually!
it'd be nice to have a small house with the white fence and one of those porch swings
0689a4 No.2078143
I'm all cozy n kinda sleepy hanging out with you all and listening to music and it's snowing out and uwu!!!
today is so nice
46c2ac No.2078144
>>2078142
I still don't know where it is
a7f562 No.2078145
Today has been a pretty good day. Tomorrow or saturday will be good when Amazon man delivers my stuff.
7a2ea3 No.2078146
>>2078133
I'm starting to believe this isn't a delusion I've convinced myself of. Do people actually like me? What is this? I need to be knocked down a peg.
>>2078134
Please don't. You need those for leverage in bed.
>>2078135
You could go with the squash method and put your penis in its mouth
>>2078136
I enjoy it. It's a rewarding job and my students like me because I'm less than a decade older than them and we have relatability. However, most of them are complete dumbshits I'd sooner beat over the head with a large rock than try to help push forward in life.
It takes patience, which I never thought I would be decent at.
__
>Been waiting on a marriage proposal from Loco for months
>Proposes to Sinni instead
It's cool, I wasn't meant for this life anyway.
65c991 No.2078147
0689a4 No.2078148
>>2078144
o.
go find it!
then kiss it
>>2078145
sounds good! whatcha orderin?
>>2078146
hehe people wouldn't want to talk to you if they didn't like you! I know george and I think the best of you.
also oh shit was loco proposing to me, I just thought they were asking if I wanted to get married
a2c8d0 No.2078149
>>2078146
They'll be healed up by August. Probably.
0689a4 No.2078150
also friends I'm getting a hand-me-down desktop from my dad tomorrow and it needs a lot of new parts n shit, but most of all a keyboard and mouse.
any recommendations? the cheaper the better because I have nothing
a2c8d0 No.2078151
>>2078150
Get the ones with the biggest numbers.
65c991 No.2078152
>when you propose to a girl and she thinks of you so unromantically she doesn't even realise you're being serious
Well I guess I'll go squeeze some lemon juice into these little cuts on my fingers then
46c2ac No.2078153
>>2078146
no thanks I don't want to get arrested
>>2078148
I don't want to go outside at 10pm searching for a dog
if I did I would have kicked it in the face like someone suggested earlier
a7f562 No.2078154
>>2078147
>>2078148
Loco; I have enough already. No.
Sinni. Its my smoker.
>>2078146
I was good at it, and stuff. I taught with a mohawk, so the students loved it. But, just didn't fit me right. Made me unhappy, I had left Secondary education and gone to college and then uni thinking "teaching, yeah i think that will be my jam".
I can still go back to it later if I fancy though. So that is good.
Good that you enjoy it though.
What discipline?
a2c8d0 No.2078155
>>2078152
There, there. *pats*
0689a4 No.2078156
>>2078151
the bigger the better
>>2078152
I'm sorry!!!
>>2078153
so evil!
go out n giv it a big hug and then bond with this random dog who will change your life forever
>>2078154
smoker?
65c991 No.2078158
I ordered some buttplug off amazon recently. It was too big. I returned it.
46c2ac No.2078159
a2c8d0 No.2078160
>>2078158
Too big... for you? How is that even possible?
0689a4 No.2078161
>>2078157
yummy!!!!!
don't smoke out ur house
>>2078159
:O why?
a2c8d0 No.2078162
>>2078159
We can't be friends any more.
65c991 No.2078163
>>2078160
Well I tried to stuff it into my ass and it didn't fit
7a2ea3 No.2078164
>>2078148
You can't keep telling me this. My sense of ego inflates with just the slightest stroke. Tell me I'm garbage and everybody here hates me.
>George and I think the best of you
Despite the fact that I still think George should be my husbando?
>>2078149
Why would you risk it?!
It wouldn't even help contribute to jokes because they'd heal!
Keep your body in tact you glorious, sexy thing, you.
>>2078150
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Pretty, and forty dollars
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Pretty, customizable macro buttons, five buttons
Both of which I've used and can vouch for the quality of.
>>2078152
I would have said yes in a heartbeat if it means anything.
Hint: It doesn't
>>2078153
You'll only get arrested if you tell people about it.
>>2078154
English at the Senior/Junior level. (Grade 11/12, if that doesn't translate to UK system)
Sadly, I have to be fairly reserved. I can't even wear short sleeves at work because I have a single tiny tattoo on my wrist. Arizona is weird about piercings and tattoos, so I have to keep my septum up, hide all of my tattoos and keep my hair "Respectable," despite the fact that it's past shoulder length. I spend most days with a pony tail in.
>>2078158
...I thought...
Wait.
You can return sex toys?
I thought amazon had like, a thing about that.
a7f562 No.2078165
>>2078161
Difficult, really, when it'll be spending it's time outside.
7a2ea3 No.2078166
a2c8d0 No.2078167
>>2078163
But it'd need to be the size of a postbox in that case.
a7f562 No.2078168
>>2078164
I wore shirt, tie, trousers, shoes. AND a fucking mohawk.
I taught 11yrs-18yrs History.
Reenacted the Battle of Hastings and shit. Was legendary.
English iss intriguing. Shakey spear.
0689a4 No.2078169
>>2078164
hehe no I don't like lying.
also while I'm not gonna let you steal my man, you treat him really well and I'm endlessly appreciative uwu
>>2078164
pretty?
what???
can you rewrite this I don't understand what you're saying to me.
>>2078165
smoke some meats dude, take pics so I can marvel at good food.
a2c8d0 No.2078170
>>2078164
Think I could convinced Maddie to saw my legs off?
46c2ac No.2078171
>>2078161
I think it's just because they're loud like this one is right now
I strongly dislike all animals, with birds and dogs being the ones I hate the most
I wish I could love dogs like most people do, but I can't
>>2078162
;_;
>>2078164
or if someone sees me do it
or if someone takes the dog to the vet and they notice my semen inside its mouth
75ae0d No.2078172
loco, do you even remember the pain-inducing things you said to me?
do you regret any of it?
72bc13 No.2078173
>>2078164
CUT YOUR HAIR YOU FUCKIN' HIPPY
46c2ac No.2078174
46c2ac No.2078175
and birds that's probably why I hate them
a7f562 No.2078176
>>2078169
That is the idea. The dream. I wonder what I should try first. I may do some reading first, get some theory before diving in. SMOKE. THE. NEIGHBOURS. DOG.
a2c8d0 No.2078177
>>2078176
>SMOKE. THE. NEIGHBOURS. DOG.
If you do I wanna try some.
0689a4 No.2078178
>>2078171
yeah, I understand what you mean, sometimes that's not a bad thing y'know? wont have to clean up hair or all the stuff birds through around.
>>2078172
I think you should distract yourself from thinking like that, it isn't healthy.
it's been months hasn't it?
>>2078176
smoke some ribs instead
73c11a No.2078180
>>2078172
It's been like a year
Let it go
73c11a No.2078181
>>2078172
It's been like a year
Let it go
a2c8d0 No.2078182
>>2078179
Shouldn't have lol'd. I did, but I shouldn't have.
7a2ea3 No.2078183
>>2078168
I've got a spear you can shake.
Yeah, I'm forced to teach Shakespeare for 6 weeks and I can't stand it. That dude is a fucking hack.
I'd kill to be able to wear my hair down. I hate the pressure it puts on my head when I have to tie it back. What was your annual compensation in the UK like?
>>2078169
can you... not see the links?
I linked a mouse and keyboard. Both of which were pretty.
>>2078170
Honest answer: Yeah, probably.
>>2078173
I really fucking should. It takes me almost forty minutes every morning to be ready to leave.
Shower - four minutes
Blow drying my hair - fifteen minutes
Flat ironing my hair - 20ish minutes
72bc13 No.2078184
>>2078183
Congrats, you're like a damn woman, how does this make you feel?
0689a4 No.2078185
double smack down from test
also hi test
>>2078183
nop no links, I may be insane?
you can send on discord??
also my school made me read macbeth 2 years in a row, I wanted death
7a2ea3 No.2078186
>>2078184
Well, I'm infinitely more attractive than you'll ever be, so pretty damned good.
a2c8d0 No.2078187
>>2078183
>"MADDIE I NEED YOU TO SAW OFF MY LEGS"
>"Wh-what? Why would-"
>"NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS JUST START SAWING"
I can only see this going my way.
a7f562 No.2078188
>>2078178
Or, those. the one I have has removable stacks, so it doubles up as a charcoal BBQ.
>>2078183
Eh pfffffffffffff they atart you out on £30-40k+
Not even the money incentive was enough to convince me to stay.
>a hack.
God... I am dying... These violent delights have VIOLENT ENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
72bc13 No.2078189
>>2078186
You're not even wrong, but I don't even care.
a2c8d0 No.2078190
>>2078172
Keep going it might stop being sad if you persist long enough.
ad6b7c No.2078191
7a2ea3 No.2078192
>>2078187
Tell her it'll make you diamonds.
Instant agreement.
>>2078188
>30 - 40k pounds
So 45 to 60K USD...
What's the monthly cost of living where you're at?
>>2078189
I'm sorry that was mean. I'm just kinda touchy about my hair. My whole life I've been told I spend more time and effort on my hair than any woman.
I like my hair long, but if I don't flat iron it, I have an afro, so you dim sum you lose some.
a2c8d0 No.2078193
>>2078191
Ohaiyou. How's it going?
>>2078192
I dunno she wasn't too keen when I said I got that from the beheading scene in Serbian Film.
a7f562 No.2078195
>>2078192
According to googlge and the FUCKING propaganda machine (Gov.org) it is 10k for a single person.
That is a fairly decent living.
They are on a big recruitment drive for Teachers. The industry is hemorrhaging badly.
72bc13 No.2078196
>>2078192
That's okay, you can have all the hair to make up for the hair I don't have.
46c2ac No.2078197
>>2078178
I just wish I could love them and enjoy their company like other people...
ad6b7c No.2078198
>>2078193
am on break !!!
eatin sammich :3
did you hear about the next big story in tranny news !!!!
>>2078194
i have keys in my back pocket it might hurt u ;w;
65c991 No.2078200
>>2078198
I like being hurt sometimes.
0689a4 No.2078201
>>2078197
you should look at getting a snake? or a guinea pig?
a2c8d0 No.2078202
a7f562 No.2078204
Lucky. Really. Kind of. I am leaving soon. Sleep is calling.
46c2ac No.2078205
>>2078201
I told you I don't like any
it's probably just my 'tism and not something I can do anything about
7a2ea3 No.2078206
>>2078193
Tell her a rattlesnake bit both of your feet and if she doesn't amputate, she'll lose you.
She can't argue with that one.
>>2078195
We're dealing with teacher strikes all around here.
Arizona is next, apparently. There's whispers of a walk out during finals testing because we're set at 36,500 USD minimum here, and raises are usually after ten years of dedication.
Cost of living here, monthly, in a nuclear family household (2 parents, 2 kids), is about 22.5K, so a lot of the teachers are striking for raises
I have no intention of participating because I live in a two-income household and it's my first year. Job security means more to me than a minor raise. I'm probably moving to California once my wife gets her doctorate anyway, and that's an instant 30,000 a year raise to my salary with a net 6% increase in cost of living.
>>2078196
I...
Are you
What are you implying here?
>>2078204
Sleep well, mofo. Thanks for drinking with me.
ad6b7c No.2078207
>>2078199
>
>:3
>>2078200
fine ill sit. hmph.
>>2078203
WOOOOOO
get to say hi right before you go sleep
rest well bubber :3
328ef3 No.2078208
good morning how are you guys today
ad6b7c No.2078209
I DIDNT POST THE PIC LOL
>>2078199
7a2ea3 No.2078210
>>2078208
Hey, Dude! Good to see you! I'm off work early!
75ae0d No.2078211
>>2078178
it's been half a year. I distract myself. and it works. I do things. discovered ways to handle my feels I may never have learned if it hadn't been for him.
but then I see him. and it's like he stabbed me and ran. and he's just going to get away with it. nobody cares. nobody has to care.
he's never said sorry. he's never shown regret. and that's him, right there, perhaps feeling a little good about himself that he got to inflict some wound on me, carrying on with his life...
a2c8d0 No.2078212
>>2078207
>>2078209
Aw, awesome. Hope it all goes well. <3
>>2078206
You're a damn genius. I gotta write that one down.
328ef3 No.2078213
>>2078210
that's always good what do you do for work?
i grte today of myself :3
7a2ea3 No.2078214
12.5K
holy shit I fucked that up
328ef3 No.2078215
>>2078211
you ever think that maybe you did something to desevrve it
you know
being a sociopath and all
a7f562 No.2078216
Funny story, I deleted all my Scott Pilgrim Comics 3 days ago. Now, I want to start grabbing Ramona more. Typical.
>>2078206
>>2078207
>SooN
Huns, you gotta read!
>>2078206
Strikes! My jam! pickets! Cool!
And moving to Cali? Leaving poor elma all lonely esh. Hope it all goes as well as you hope. Be nice to get that ultra comfy life with wife.
>>2078207
Hey! How is work going!?
72bc13 No.2078217
>>2078206
I forget where I was going with this really.
>>2078208
Oh Bard...
0689a4 No.2078218
>>2078205
get a stuffed animal n hug it!
>>2078208
Good morn! The thread is nice today
>>2078211
again this is the stuff you need to distract yourself from lol, I doubt you enjoy feeling like that so just try to not feel like that
328ef3 No.2078219
>>2078217
Hello spectre!!! how are you today? fancy running into you here.............
a2c8d0 No.2078220
>>2078211
Okay but how did that make you feel? Go into all the tiny little minutiae.
ad6b7c No.2078221
>>2078212
thanks bud-e
Hopefully i dont die
We'll see :
>>2078216
I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK !!!!
0689a4 No.2078222
>>2078220
chaotic, I like it
72bc13 No.2078223
>>2078219
Hey there Bardo, come here often~
I have pizza, and I'm bored.
75ae0d No.2078224
>>2078215
I spent months wondering if I deserved it. and it made my life worse.
have you tried hating yourself, based on the words of others, into becoming a better person?
let me tell you: it doesn't work.
0689a4 No.2078225
>>2078224
it worked for me qq
a2c8d0 No.2078226
>>2078222
As in alignment charts? I'm 100% chaotic neutral, yo.
a7f562 No.2078227
>>2078221
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Good luck! I will bug you with messages before sleeps!
7a2ea3 No.2078228
>>2078212
I have more practice lying than I care to admit.
>>2078213
I'm a high school English teacher. 11th and 12th grade. Upperclassmen had a half day today because of a college fair coming to campus, and I had no meetings, so I was out of work at lunch (11:50) today.
Scoots told me it was cool to day drink, so that's where I'm at right now
How's your day been so far? Just wake up? Or do you have plans or sumfin?
>>2078216
Elma will have Mandy, Spectre and a couple more of us.
I don't care for California politically or economically, but it's my wifes home state, and as a psychologist, the difference in pay is huge.
Arizona: Average 61K a year.
California: Average 114K a year.
Definitely worth for twenty years before I start teaching uni.
>>2078217
I don't even remember where we started tbh.
something about a hair cut.
>>2078226
>Not best alignment
>Lawful Evil
__
>
Kanra, learn to stop giving a fuck
328ef3 No.2078229
>>2078223
that sounds liek afantastic way to spend the day
what kind of pizza do you like? :3
I am still in bed.......................
Going to get out soon.......
>>2078224
Look here you little whiny bitch I've dealt with this shit for years
I've watched you and others continuously dote on blood chan much to myu dismay and warnings and if I still have to deal with it from someone who is genuinely a terrible person
a genuine manipulator and a genuine remorselesss piece of shit
You better buck the fuck up and dry your pussy up over loco
0689a4 No.2078230
fucking clapped back again.
you guys really hold no prisoners I love it
7a2ea3 No.2078232
I have never seen bard use aggression
Neat
328ef3 No.2078233
>>2078228
that just sounds awful, frankly
What do you think about it?
How's the pay?
I couldnt't imagine getting out of school just to get forced to go back.........
But I mean if it's a choice I bet it isnt so bad huh
I woke up maybe about an hour ago but I dont have to work today
I have to go roll with my brother but I'm feeling a little anxious.................
also have plans later to smoke some hash with my old best friend
I've been trying to get him over here so I can teach him jiujitsu hes been really not wanting to try it
0689a4 No.2078234
>>2078229
people used to like blood chan?
328ef3 No.2078235
>>2078234
There's still dummies out there who do..........
a2c8d0 No.2078236
>>2078228
What is the point in evil if it is within the law? What is the point in evil when good would, at that time, provide greater benefit? Chaotic evil is the best of all worlds.
0689a4 No.2078237
>>2078235
the first conversation I ever had with him he kept telling me about how big of a crush he had on george and how he went to go visit another threadposter (the one that roleplays all the time whose name I cant remember) and threw his cats out because bc didn't like them.
I don't know how people enjoy that
72bc13 No.2078238
>>2078228
Yeah, you should get one.
>>2078229
Supreme is what this one is.
Get outa bed.
117bd7 No.2078239
i'm so tired of people getting mad at me for not sleeping
it makes me so angry
a2c8d0 No.2078240
>>2078228
>>2078236
Chaotic neutral is best, rather.
a7f562 No.2078241
>>2078228
Them damn SJWs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0689a4 No.2078242
>>2078239
I feel like there's a pun there.
also ignore them! you're a hardworking adult they can't tell you how to sleep
75ae0d No.2078243
>>2078218
you're right. I'm feeding into myself again. last post on the matter.
>>2078220
angry. and alone, becuase I was dumb enough to push everyone away. it was like holding a fire I didn't know how to put out. but I've learned since then. if I'd been given closure, perhaps I'd never have learned what I had to in order to put out the flame.
>>2078225
then that came from your own desire to become a better person; not the shitholes that made you doubt yourself.
117bd7 No.2078244
DO YOU THINK I LIKE BEING FUCKING TIRED
328ef3 No.2078245
>>2078237
i'm glad I'm not the only one who does't like him.........
Thanks : 3
>>2078238
what is your opinion of memes on pizza
65c991 No.2078246
>>2078237
Some people will take what they can get.
7a2ea3 No.2078248
>>2078233
It's definitely not for everyone.
I enjoy it though. I grew up in this state with it's shitty education system and became a teacher with the hope of offering students the support that I was never given in school.
The pay bites, for now, but we're looking at minimum teaching wage raises next year, and in three or four years I'll probably be making my way out to California and net a 30K a year raise. Two income household, so the money is definitely not why I took this job.
Why are you feeling anxious about your roll? It's your bro dude, you've got this.
Jiujitsu isn't for everyone. Maybe it's just not his thing. At least you guys have the hash as a mutual activity.
>>2078236
Who is Satan?
What are Assassins?
What are Lawyers?
>>2078238
You're probably right.
>>2078240
Chaotic neutral is the lazy rogues alignment.
>>2078241
Yeah the people worry me too
Worse yet, I'll be moving to riverside. I'll be neighbors with Soto.
a2c8d0 No.2078249
>>2078243
Have you considered not being a 15 year old girl ?
328ef3 No.2078250
>>2078244
my mom bitches at me a lot for staying up late because she thinks I'mn on meth
it's like
jesus fucking christ mom
a7f562 No.2078252
I AM THE LAW
>>2078248
Well, that will be... interesting. I believe I remember you asking him the ins and outs of the area.
I am sure it'll be nice. Every place has its pros and cons. Who knows. You may grow to LOVE it.
117bd7 No.2078253
>>2078242
IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW I SLEEP, THEY LITERALLY HAD ME WAKE UP EARLY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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117bd7 No.2078255
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7a2ea3 No.2078256
>>2078251
Now you sound like my wife.
Don't let that concession bloat your ego too much.
>>2078252
Doubtful. Now if I could get down to San Diego...
You ever been to the states, Scoots?
117bd7 No.2078257
in conclusion it is rather bothersome yes.
a7f562 No.2078258
>>2078256
No. But I plan on it after my stint in Mexico.
0689a4 No.2078259
>>2078243
If you know something sets you down a bad path, you just have to recognized that and focus on other things.
also sometimes bad things can help us recognize our own desires to change? and if you can work on being better then you can make the most of a bad thing?
really everyone telling you to get over it is right, you just gotta man up!!
>>2078245
there aren't many I dislike but bloodchan just kinda exists to annoy, kinda like ah
>>2078246
the thread is a community just as any other, I wouldn't want to gunk up the place just cause I'm desperate.
7a2ea3 No.2078260
>>2078258
>Mexico
Dear god, why?
There's nothing down there but poverty and good drugs.
72bc13 No.2078261
>>2078254
Pineapple, black olives, ham, & pepperoncinis is my favorite.
>>2078256
Your wife sounds pretty cool.
a7f562 No.2078262
THE MUCH ANTICIPATED TOUR OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICAA, BY THEN I WILL BE THE PRIME CANCERCORE ARTIST AND BE PLAYING SOLD OUT VENUES AT WENDY'S
>>2078260
aND RUINS. i INTEND TO JOIN THEM AND BASK IN THEIR RUINOUSNESS
ad6b7c No.2078263
Its slow enough at work for me tonwatch ddr vids on my phone and practice charts at my usher
this rules
328ef3 No.2078264
>>2078248
it sounds like a struggle and a challenge with very little payoff, payoff that's not money but more the experiences you have an d how you effect these people
You seem to be pretty socialy oriented from what I'VCE HEARD ABOUT YOU BUT THAT DOESN'T SUPRIRSE ME BASED ON WHAT i'VE HEARD OF YOUR LIFE
YOU GOTTA A (Sorry ki was typing in caps but I'm too lazy to go back and undo it)
you had to adapt young huh ;w;
Also
my buddy does physical labour and has been a roofer for the past few years
he's pretty big going on about 200 or so and being bout my heigh, he's not fat or anything either and he has basic wrestling knowledge
He would be verry good at it but I think he just has social issues and is one of those 'doesnt want to be gay' midwest types even though it's not gay
I'm confident that Once he learns the basics he will tkae an interest and perhaps even have a natural talent at jiujitsu
it's just that I also think that one of the reasons he doesnt wanna get down is he doesnt know anything yet and he doesnt want to lose
hard thing to overcome as a newbie.........
I mean hell I still don't like to lose but it's no big dea.l at al and I'm afriaad he is overestimating that as well
7a2ea3 No.2078266
Also if you're going to come to the states:
Great for tourism:
Massachusetts,
New York
D.C.
Great for weather and social climate:
California
Oregon
Washington
Louisiana
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM:
Florida
North Dakota
Kentucky
Mandatory visit:
Arizona
117bd7 No.2078267
>>2078266
TALK SHIT ABOUT MY STATE AGAIN CUNT AND I'LL COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU CAUSE THIS STATE IS BUTT
328ef3 No.2078268
>>2078261
you're a Disgusting pig beast........
do me now, I can't wait any longer~
0689a4 No.2078269
>>2078266
chicago isn't on that list ;c
a7f562 No.2078270
My prime locations at the minute DO include;
Florida, Mass/Texas for Football. Cali/NYC too because... Seattle would be neat too.
I tell the tale of how I almost became an Iowa Boy alot.
CORN HUSK BOIY
75ae0d No.2078271
>>2078229
it's fun to dote on bloodchan. it's all the more fun when people get upset about it, like yourself.
if bc is a psychopath, at least she has the decency to be so overtly psychopathic, sorta like a poisonous frog.
in some strange way, that makes her a better person imo. some people are dishonest and liars and go lengths to hide it.
there are plenty of people far shittier than bc. but you're probably not going to kick up a fuss about them.
you're from /b/. you should know better.
6836d1 No.2078272
a7f562 No.2078273
>WANTING TO GO TO CHICAGO
lmao no
72bc13 No.2078275
>>2078273
Going to Chiraq is a different kind of "tour".
0689a4 No.2078276
>>2078273
>>2078274
it's really pretty!
we have deep dish n nice hot dogs
;( why does no one like my state
>>2078271
being obviously shitty still makes someone shitty?
also bc isn't a psychopath they're just a bad meme
328ef3 No.2078278
>>2078271
>t's fun to dote on bloodchan. it's all the more fun when people get upset about it, like yourself.
welll then quite frankly
I don't see why myself or anyone in this thread should give a shit about YOUR bitchy achy breaky heart over a person who is HALF as bad as the one I bitch about
who people already don't giver a shit about
Grow the fuck up you self centered twat
72bc13 No.2078279
>>2078276
'Cauce your state got ruint by niggers.
a7f562 No.2078280
>>2078275
>>2078276
Deep dish is disgusting.
75ae0d No.2078281
>>2078249
does that work, Amy?
did telling yourself to stop being a 15 year old girl work for you?
a7f562 No.2078282
I used to think bard was alright. Now I am actually getting pretty pissed off at their toddler rages.
0689a4 No.2078283
>>2078277
it's only snowing a little bit!
besides the cold is nice :)
>>2078279
>>2078280
:((((((
328ef3 No.2078284
>>2078282
right
I care so much about what the coke addict alcoholic brit says
a7f562 No.2078285
>>2078283
Now, if you lived in Philly, I could have compromised.
0689a4 No.2078286
this argument is so ripe god damn.
I love you all dearly, you've made today amazing.
7a2ea3 No.2078287
>>2078264
It's not immediately rewarding, but I really can't see myself doing anything else.
If I went to work for a brewery, which was my pre-college intention, I'd end up getting fired for being drunk at work all the time.
If I went to work as a dispensary manager, I'd get bored with my job way too quickly.
If I stayed as a lawyer... Fuck that. I don't want to be a lawyer anymore.
And if I had gone into computer science, I'd have blown my brains out in a hotel room a couple years ago.
Teaching is pretty much the only thing I can see for myself anymore.
>doesn't want to be gay midwest types
I know exactly the kind you're talking about. The "So hetero, they need to let you know they're hetero at all times," type.
as far as the competition aspect goes, he should go into it knowing you win some, you lose some. It's a game you get progressively better at until it becomes professional competition.
>>2078267
You need to get out of there. I vowed never to step foot in Florida again unless I'm taking my kid to Disney world, and even then, resort only. I fucking hate Florida and I've been there more times than I cared to.
>>2078269
Chicago is nice.
The rest of illinois fucking sucks.
Rockford is cool for tattoos and drugs I guess.
>>2078270
You're adding Arizona to that list... This is non negotiable.
I can show you EVERYTHING.
The Red Rocks of Sedona
The Grand Canyon
The beauty that is Prescott
The best Mexican food on the goddamned planet (we even have mexico beat because we can afford actual produce)
Dude get your ass down here.
65c991 No.2078288
>>2078278
>t over a person who is HALF as bad as the one I bitch about
Excuse me?
a7f562 No.2078289
>>2078284
Says the neurotic pothead.
a7f562 No.2078290
THE ONE WHOSE MOTHER THINKS SMOKES METH. HM. HM. HM.
7a2ea3 No.2078291
KANRA REMEMBER THAT THING ABOUT HOLIER-THAN-THOU ATTITUDE
YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN
CALM YOUR TITS, DOOD
117bd7 No.2078292
>>2078280
i've never had it but it looks weird
>>2078283
SNOW BAD
HEAT BAD
CALI GOOD
>>2078286
i love you more nerd
>>2078287
I'm trapped by free rent
THE BENEFITS ARE TOO GOOD HELP ME
328ef3 No.2078293
>>2078288
n-not like that
I-I mean you're not so bad yourself big guy
7a2ea3 No.2078294
>>2078292
You can live in my guest room if you take care of the cooking, cleaning and occasional blowjob.
328ef3 No.2078296
>>2078289
if you wanna stick your nose up kanras ass and encourage his completely non self aware narcissism be my fucking guest
65c991 No.2078297
>>2078293
Thanks bard. You're good folk. If you were less gay you'd probably be date material. Alas.
a7f562 No.2078298
>>2078287
But, its so hot in Arizona. And. The Cardinals. Ew.
>>2078292
Toomuch... cheese.
>>2078296
Sorry bard, there are only so many asses I can kiss, and yours is bottom of the pile. Gomensai.
0689a4 No.2078299
>>2078287
god I might go to rockford for a tattoo, I need to have more ink on my body.
After the trip I'm gonna be saving up to move in with yorg tho so I'll probably just wait forever and ever to be an inked god.
>>2078292
cali has too many people tho
I want to live somewhere where I can make a space for myself.
also <3
>>2078295
gosh she's so pretty
my friend finished watching the show and likes amethyst now lol, a strange occurrence
cairn is still my boo
328ef3 No.2078301
>>2078287
Eveyrbody here is super straight like that and it sucks
the attitude here is more a disinterest to the gays than a dislike though, so it's not much of a problem and I'm not super flamboyant.......
Also lol i cant imagine you being a lawyher at all
how did you think that one up and did you actually go to school for it?
328ef3 No.2078302
>>2078297
hehe see you........
0689a4 No.2078303
>>2078300
>thigh squish
I like it
a7f562 No.2078304
You know, Ive tried a couple of times to engage Bard in positive dialog ever since they went apeshit about the whole deep fat fryer incident. But like, nothing. As soon as a slight instance of negativity and they are on it like Sinni on a cock.
That isn't a healthy state of affairs, Bard.
You are a pretty neat dude, when you choose to be.
117bd7 No.2078305
>>2078294
idk i feel like that would be a problem with the misses
but i am 100% down
even though i'm a fugly guy
i've been enjoying cleaning lately, i've always liked cooking
and th-the other one is nice t-too .///.
>>2078299
there's parts of cali that aren't super populated though
328ef3 No.2078306
>>2078298
Honestly I don't want to have any interaction with you at all
But I am not in the wrong here
Kanra is doing the same shit I'ver done for years that the edntire threads ostracized me for
THere is zero fucking reason he should get out of it
and FUCK you for criticizing me when I was in his spot and now letting him go and critisizing me for being where you were years ago you stupid hypocrite fuck
0689a4 No.2078307
>>2078305
bleh
I'd rather live somewhere cooler!
>>2078304
>Sinni on a cock
what the fuck
75ae0d No.2078308
>>2078276
you can expect bc to do what is immedietly entertaining or gratifying in the moment.
it's honestly so that simple. and if you decide to play with her, you can always expect amusement.
>>2078259
making the most of the bad is all I could do in the end. just sucks it had to happen.
a7f562 No.2078309
>>2078306
>>2078307
I don't care, you two THOTs deserve each other. Go get your THOT on inside a burning shed. Lemme cackle as you crackle.
328ef3 No.2078310
>>2078304
I've literally talked to you ohnce or twice since then you fucking mong
You're the one with the fucking i ssue
put down the fucking alcohol and quit bitching at me for no reason
ad6b7c No.2078311
a7f562 No.2078312
Shit, nigger, I still got it.
a7f562 No.2078313
8311dc No.2078314
A benefit of Blood-chan is that interacting with her trains you to not get easily trolled by dumb posts on the internet
Many of you have yet to pass the trial, I see
7a2ea3 No.2078315
>>2078298
Yeah our sports suck
And it's only hot July through mid September. After that, it's like 70 degrees and sunny all the time. It's perfect here aside for those three months of literally unlivable hell.
Please? Our state is beautiful And so am I
>>2078299
Do tapout sessions. Artists usually advertise for them once a year or so. Flat rate up front, usually $500, and you can sit in the chair until you cant take it anymore. Cheapest way to get a shitton of ink.
>>2078301
My entire first year of college, I was studying to be a prosecution attorney. Surprisingly enough, I was really really good at law. About a year in to school I came across the moral conundrum of having to send innocent men to jail, and realized that as good as I was in mock-trial, it would probably happen.
In that first year we had three mock trials, all of which I was prosecuting on, and in two cases, the man we were "prosecuting" was innocent. I won all three times.
I realized that I didn't have the heart to ruin peoples lives for money.
Yeah, I lived in Iowa a little less than a decade ago, and it was pretty anti-homo there. I blame the churches ridiculous influence on your state.
>>2078305
I was making a joke about the blowjob.
But it wouldn't be too hard to get your feet dug in here. Our cost of living is ridiculously low comparatively, even in the big city.
Under the right circumstances you could probably crash with us for a month or two while you got established
>>2078307
Don't deny it you dirty dirty whore~
>>2078311
I repeat
Crazy ass Floridian.
a7f562 No.2078316
328ef3 No.2078317
>>2078314
i dont take passive aggression from bitch boys who take ice cubes up there ass
take it the fuck somewhere else
a7f562 No.2078318
>>2078315
I guess Arizona/Cali would be a decent pairing. hm. Youve got me thinking.
0689a4 No.2078319
>>2078308
I'm a bit of a hypocrite but I've learned that it's better to enjoy people as they are rather than use them as little pieces of gratification.
also ye it sucks sometimes but you gotta move on.
>>2078309
evil scoot
>>2078315
don't have 5 hunna
one day maybe
>>2078315
only georges T~T
8311dc No.2078320
>>2078317
>kink shaming
Eat my ass, virgin
At least that would give you some experience
ad6b7c No.2078321
75ae0d No.2078322
>>2078278
and I already said nobody has to care.
no, loco is worse. bc never tried to hurt me.
a7f562 No.2078323
>>2078319
You know I had to do it to 'em.
117bd7 No.2078324
>>2078307
anywhere you live is cool though, because it has you there.
>>2078311
it's just too hot in the summer
right now it's 100% great with this weather but it's not gonna last
a2c8d0 No.2078325
>>2078281
This isn't about me! I don't like what you're insinuating here.
328ef3 No.2078326
>>2078315
oh god damn the churches
we've got like 7 of them in this town alone it's ridiculous
while I' m notg hardcore religious, I do personally beleive that the chokehold religion had on america the past 200 years is waning
and personally I beleieve that is one of the issues we're seeing so many shootings nowadays
so while it does come with bad things
I think the churches influence also does have some ;positives
also that sounds fucking terrib le
both the idea of the job of being a lawyer and then the putting in the whole year of work just to realize it wasnt for you
So what did you get into then?
0689a4 No.2078327
>>2078324
uwuw you're too good to me
7a2ea3 No.2078328
>>2078318
You wouldn't regret it
We also have one of the best Breweries in the US
Ever hear of Kiltlifter?
>>2078319
I don't mean go out tomorrow.
Jeez.
Also my cock is great too. You'd both love it.
>>2078324
It's already 91F here
It's fucking April
117bd7 No.2078329
>>2078315
where is this again? sounds fun
I wanna move north at some point
a7f562 No.2078330
I am the fire
>>2078328
Of, what now? Tell me more.
8311dc No.2078331
>>2078321
That tends to be the case, yeah
Congrats on the appointment, by the way ^^
328ef3 No.2078332
>>2078322
>you're wrong because that person never hurt me but this person did
well if that's how the logic goes
Loco is notr a bad person because he never hurt me
328ef3 No.2078334
>>2078320
go drink piss and eat shit you fat fucking loser
It;'s your fucking fault in the first place that bc even became popular
shoot y9ourself in the fucking face you waste of a life
I fucking hate you and I egver see you i wwill fucking muder you
You arent a friend and you've never been my firend
you are a manipulator
a liar
and a user
go fucking shoot yourself
8311dc No.2078335
The synthetic weed brain damage really shows when Bart gets like this
0689a4 No.2078336
>>2078328
if you aren't getting inked while you're young and spirte-ly what's the point.
also nah he's mine >:)
>>2078333
2b is one of the few things on this planet that make me really think about how straight I am
328ef3 No.2078337
>>2078335
Kill yourself you selfish asshole
a7f562 No.2078339
And I am the mess. oh dear.
117bd7 No.2078340
no fighting please
at least get a room to have your lovers' quarrel
ad6b7c No.2078341
ty ewio
sorry for not linking anyone
posting at work is difficult
But not difficult enough to not do it
328ef3 No.2078342
>>2078338
shoot yourself in the fuckng face you piece of shit
\
I fucking hate you
a7f562 No.2078343
>>2078341
Its okay, I am performing ritual seppuku.
117bd7 No.2078344
>>2078341
i am beyond jelly i went 4.5 years of work without being able to have my phone on me >:((((
a2c8d0 No.2078345
I'm not still like a 15 year old girl, am I? I'm all self-conscious about it now. ;~;
75ae0d No.2078347
>>2078314
>>2078314
>>2078314
>>2078306
do unto others etc.
>>2078319
honestly this conversation has prolonged it longer than it needed to be. I'm okay. and I'll make the rest of this day productive.
>>2078325
I'm not insinuating anything. I've found out the long way that you can't hate yourself into being a better person. not when the things that you wish to someday make you a better person require love and dedication.
117bd7 No.2078348
at work you cannot have:
>keys
>phone
>money
>wallet
anything but a pen
which is dumb
328ef3 No.2078349
>>2078347
You're so absolutey lacking in self awareness it makes me physically sick
0689a4 No.2078350
>>2078345
nah you're lovely
a2c8d0 No.2078351
>>2078347
I hated myself into being less shitty to the people I care about.
72bc13 No.2078352
>>2078336
Most women seem pretty malleable on sexuality.
ad6b7c No.2078353
@nezi
that's bc valet in a city stinks
also movie theaters don't constantly have people coming in :p
a7f562 No.2078354
You may aswell hate me and assburger me with something good Bard.
The person who brought Blood chan to the threads was Me
Not kanra
117bd7 No.2078355
>>2078351
it's not stupid if it works i guess
7a2ea3 No.2078356
>>2078326
Church is good for community togetherness and righteous moral values
Church is bad for the repression of free thought and bigotry towards anyone it doesn't agree with en masse.
I was a Six year Bachelors case.
One year of Prosecution Law
One year of Computer Science
A summer of interning at a dispensary
and then four years of Secondary Education.
>>2078329
Phoenix.
>>2078330
>He's never had Kiltlifter
Holy shit dude, that's like, THE beer of the Southwest United States. Every fucking bar in a two hundred mile radius has Kiltlifter on tap. I'm not even exaggerating. It's a thick, frothy, walnutty IPA.
We have the SanTan brewery responsible for HopShock IPA and Gordo Stout,
Four Peaks, responsible for Kiltlifter
And like, four or five more Tempe/Chandler based breweries that are internationally famous.
We make awesome beer here.
>>2078336
It's not like you're going to be sixty tomorrow. Jeez. Your skin is still taught until your like, mid fifties if you don't smoke a pack a day.
a2c8d0 No.2078357
>>2078350
Aw thanks, you too. c:
a7f562 No.2078358
That is it Liliana. No more rsposnses for a minute Stinker.
8311dc No.2078359
>>2078341
When's your appointment? ^^
>>2078342
>you insult me
>I insult you back
>you have a mental breakdown over it
I'd think you'd learn by now :3
117bd7 No.2078360
>>2078356
isn't it crazy hot there too???
at least no humidity
>>2078358
do not bully the green bean!
65c991 No.2078361
I like how Kanra can pull this shit every fucking day and still see me as a villain.
ad6b7c No.2078362
Thursday
Two weeks from now
328ef3 No.2078363
>>2078356
god damn dude that's painful
you couldve got that doctorate in whatever the fuck
still I bet that wide variety of skills learned has helped you throughout your life?
a7f562 No.2078364
>>2078356
I
P
A
Had me sold there my dude.
a7f562 No.2078365
a2c8d0 No.2078366
>>2078361
Well, yeah. He's a 100% turbo assburger
75ae0d No.2078367
>>2078332
loco isn't a bad person. if I let myself get delusional about him the way he has with me, I'd be no better.
he's just someone that hurt me, and took pleasure in it. maybe could be a good person in every other way.
but he isn't.
and he knows it.
and I point it out.
>>2078349
doubt it.
>>2078351
maybe you course corrected. took a closer look at yourself. but when it came down to being a better person do those you cared about, was the thing you felt self-loathing or hate?
0689a4 No.2078368
>>2078352
I was bullied really badly when I was a kid cause they thought I was gay, even tho now I'm set in my sexuality it's always something that I wonder about.
that being said women are so aesthetically pleasing and I WANT IT. one day I'm gonna be gorg guys I promise
>>2078356
I'm gonna kick it around 32 if I can, tho george doesn't like me talkin like that.
>>2078357
<3
>>2078361
is it still every day? jesus
a7f562 No.2078369
NOW EVERYONE, IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
I am going to sleep
please give me
ni ni
good night
I love you, Scootalooo
pLEASE. iGNORING THIS MESSAGE WILL RESULT IN sAD sCOOTALOOO.
117bd7 No.2078371
>>2078369
if you don't sleep well i'm gonna snuggle you until you get a full night's rest
nini
328ef3 No.2078372
>>2078359
Actually you were the one who fucking started it
I hadnt even said anything to you and you entered the thread with a non linked comment directed at me
You're the one with the fucking problem and I just want to be left the fuck alone
You and scootaloo were people I've considered friends for a long time
and both of your opin ions mattered to me more than the majority of people here
but you bioth obviously dont give a fuck about my feelings and it's just humorous for you
Regardless of the fact that initiallly I wasnt just blasting people
I was critisiccing kanra for doing the same fucking whinhy bitchy thing that I'vce done about blood chan for years
literally the same people who bitched at me for whining about blood chan
are fucking attacking me for attacking kanra
for bitching about loco
Fuck you all
Go shoot yourself in teh fucking face you blind hyiopcrite fucks
I was ridiculed endl;essly
I was kicked from the communities I cared about
and what does kanra get?
'oh bard is yelling at kanra bard must be the fuckin bad g8uy uhu hauuhasuhdsahuadsuhf
''
fucking slit your wrist
a2c8d0 No.2078373
>>2078355
Like a treat, so it did.
7a2ea3 No.2078374
>>2078360
Not during anything other than the summer.
Yeah so, if you want to prepare for living here
and I am not even exaggerating.
Walk into your kitchen
Preheat your oven to 120 degrees
wait for it to preheat
open it and stick your face in
that is, literally zero exaggeration, what living in phoenix in the summer is like. All the time.
Rest of the year though, 70 degrees, sunny, no humidity.
>>2078363
I'm happy with the knowledge I've acquired. The law courses help me get around the law when I need to
The compsci stuff lets me manage and build my own shit, hardware and software
and the teaching.. well.. thats practically useless.
I consider myself a jack of all trades. Good at most things, master of nothing. Except sex. I have never been told I'm anything other than amazing in bed
>>2078364
You're missing out on American beer if you don't come visit me. Just know that.
>>2078368
I told my friends if I live past fifty, they can hunt me for sport.
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NIGHT SCOOTS I FUCKING LOVE YOU
a2c8d0 No.2078375
>>2078367
I'm still not entirely sure what love and hate feel like but, as an educated guess, I'd say it was hate.
7a2ea3 No.2078376
Spectre will vouch if he's still here
Hey Spect,
What's living in Phoenix during the summer like?
ad6b7c No.2078377
i think the only people i really hate from thread is maybe like
Soto
Grim
Moogz
Sibbi
Everyone else is either fine or hasnt given me a reason to hate them :p
0689a4 No.2078378
>>2078374
haha that's a good one, I like it.
if I ever have kids I'm gonna have to liv til like 80 and that sounds bleh
7a2ea3 No.2078379
>>2078378
I fully intend to let my kid join in the hunt
117bd7 No.2078381
>>2078373
now treat me well bb
>>2078374
i think i'm used to it already from florida
i also am not sure if ovens even preheat that low
i think mine starts at like 150?
if I ever move out i will try to hit you up :3
>unless i get more free rent somehow
>>2078377
why hate sibbi/moogs
a2c8d0 No.2078382
>>2078381
Uh, ok, hang on... uhhh...
*pats head* There, there.
65c991 No.2078383
>>2078368
Nah. I was exaggerating. It's been a regular thing for about two years though.
It only really bothers me because it can become fact if he says it enough and if people entertain the bullshit he spews by trying to reason with him. Like I'm not perfect but I don't want anyone to see me through the lens of someone with an unhealthy fixation. And some people do see me that way now because of this shit.
On the other hand it's also funny sometimes so maybe let him do his thing y'know.
7a2ea3 No.2078384
Just so you know, I like you, Bard. And Kanra kind of deserves it. He is a whiny bitch most of the time with a redeemable day or two here or there.
I've got your back, bro
a2c8d0 No.2078385
>>2078383
>And some people do see me that way now because of this shit.
ps ur a meanie poo bum and i hat u
7a2ea3 No.2078386
75ae0d No.2078387
>>2078369
nini scoots.
>>2078372
bard, you're not a bad guy. they're just saying that bc is bc. and clearly poking you because you'll react.
if you're honestly in a heigtened mood right now, I'm sorry that's the case. I don't think less of you. count some breaths. Scoots and Erio were trolling.
>>2078375
empathy is where you put yourself where someone else is, and you feel what they do.
how did you feel when Sinni said that seeing you in the threads made her days a little better?
0689a4 No.2078388
>>2078379
being murdered by your child seems incredibly cool tbh.
I'd let it happen
>>2078380
so cuwute
like you!
>>2078383
goodness.
if it means anything, I think you're pretty swood.
>>2078384
I don't know how to spoiler but saimu
8311dc No.2078389
>>2078369
Sleep well ^^
>>2078372
My comment was actually directed at several people
It is dumb to get trolled by such an obvious troll
I don't see how pointing that out is insulting, at least not compared to your aggressive attempt at kink shaming and use of the term "bitch boy"
I think we both know you're the one with more subby tendencies, anyway :3
a2c8d0 No.2078390
>>2078387
I don't recall. Though I doubt I felt negatively about it.
117bd7 No.2078391
>>2078382
oof
so kind and RESPECC
328ef3 No.2078392
>>2078389
then how about linking it to the people you meant it at you stupid piece of shit
01ddcc No.2078393
@nezi cuz theyre gay
i h8 gay ppl
a2c8d0 No.2078394
>>2078393
They're the absolute worst.
65c991 No.2078395
>>2078393
Me too. I'm so glad someone else said it first.
75ae0d No.2078396
>>2078383
>>2078388
sinni, I swear this isn't some kind of bias or lens.
in fact, if you haven't noticed, and certainly he hasn't, I've hardly said anything about his character.
I've only said what he did to me. and how it made me feel. and how I'm guessing that he took some righteous pleasure in it.
7a2ea3 No.2078397
>>2078381
Dude I've been to Florida in the summer
You have no idea
Can you literally
LITERALLY
cook an egg on your sidewalk?
Can you bake cookies in your parked car?
Can you light the ground on fire just by pouring heat-sensitive oil on it?
You don't know hot.
a2c8d0 No.2078398
PLOT TWIST: You're all getting trolled by Kanra.
7a2ea3 No.2078399
117bd7 No.2078400
>>2078393
color me confused
>>2078397
sounds fun ^^
8311dc No.2078401
>>2078392
>implying I'd go out of my way to link everyone who was on a certain side of a topic that was the main focus of the thread instead of just making it an unlinked entrance post
Your spice brain damage is showing
0689a4 No.2078402
>>2078396
I 100% don't remember how any of this shit started but loco isn't the one that's been bringing it up day after day after day.
you can say what you want about someone's character but I'd rather judge them myself.
plus I really think you need to stop posting about all this garbo.
72bc13 No.2078403
>>2078376
>Phoenix in the summer
>KTAR and the highway sign says it's like 116
>it's actually 120
>in the shade
>wear gloves to hold steering wheel
>people dyin' of fucking heat stroke
>buildings shut down from brown-outs because the failing infrastructure can't handle the load on the coolers and HVAC because it's so goddamn fucking hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkGgdIBX1to
328ef3 No.2078405
>>2078401
Kill youself you callous piece of shit
You don't give a fuck about anything but yourself
a2c8d0 No.2078406
117bd7 No.2078407
thread is a little too full of hate for me
where is the love?
65c991 No.2078408
Could shove icecubes up your ass to keep cool in Arizona.
7a2ea3 No.2078411
8311dc No.2078415
>>2078406
Were you the first one to do the icecube thing, btw?
75ae0d No.2078417
>>2078384
you didn't have to throw me under the proverbial bus to have bard's back.
do you even know what you have his back on?
>>2078390
pretty sure it wasn't hate that made her say it though.
>>2078402
it's been months.
and you don't have to take my word for it.
I can show you his words. the words that I played over and over in my head.
I'm even open to being told that how I reacted to what he said was wrong. but I honestly think that based on what he said to me, and I can show you in the full context of what I said to him, that my feelings are not wrong.
72bc13 No.2078426
>live in Northern AZ whole life
>summers be like 90 F lmao it's nuthin'
>used to think people in Phx were insane
>move to Phx at the height of summer
>house we move into doesn't have working AC for the first week
>it's 100 goddamn fucking degrees
>outside
>at 2 AM
>I keep screaming but God can't hear me from Hell
73c11a No.2078519
>>2078383
If only you hadn't murdered that innocent family on Christmas morning.