7e93f6 No.2056660
This is a Communist free zone.
Helicopters are boarding now, so Hoppe on, and don't strap in!
de56ca No.2056668
>>2056664
I'll fuck the communist out of you if I must
for lady liberty
e4375c No.2056669
ca6350 No.2056671
>>2056668
I'd seize her means of reproduction.
4c3ade No.2056672
>>2056662
elaborate will you please
what is nerd-like about it
f04e3b No.2056673
de56ca No.2056677
>>2056671
now that's dirty
>>2056672
it's quite old
kids your age should be playing the popular games
I'm just fucking around. Do what you want.
27f832 No.2056678
>>2056673
I don't think reading about Steven Universe characters will help you pretend you know what you're talking about. I'm struggling to do so enough as it is with related wikipedia skimming.
f04e3b No.2056679
>>2056678
It was about Star Wars...
64bcc6 No.2056680
*sigh*
why can't people just be nice............
de56ca No.2056681
star wars is dead
Rian Johnson killed it
7e93f6 No.2056683
>>2056680
Same reason you can't end a sentence without a trail of dots my dude.
f252d5 No.2056684
>>2056682
Wish has a penis and i've seen it
f04e3b No.2056685
4c3ade No.2056687
>>2056677
what a silly mentality that would be to have
saddening that some people genuinely have it, but at least you're smart enough not to
>>2056680
This is why we can't discuss politics online :(
27f832 No.2056688
>>2056679
Did you know that Darth Vader is Leia's dad.
f252d5 No.2056689
>>2056686
ask them
they will confirm
9aca4e No.2056690
>>2056689
2bad that doesnt mean shit
64bcc6 No.2056691
>>2056683
Ceras did nothing wrong.............
f04e3b No.2056692
>>2056688
But he raped her?
27f832 No.2056693
>>2056685
So does the American one so it's all good.
de56ca No.2056694
>>2056687
b-but muh call of duty
f252d5 No.2056695
>>2056690
yeah
she actually just sent me a picture of her brothers dick
its was all a big meme
7e93f6 No.2056697
>>2056691
He killed millions... ...of punctuation marks.
27f832 No.2056698
>>2056695
This raises more questions than it answers.
64bcc6 No.2056699
>>2056697
Anarcho capitalism killed millions of braincells.............
Hehe...............
e33bc3 No.2056700
The only thing more pathetic than a commie is an anime posting right-winger. You know for a god damn fact that any mention of 'degeneracy' from these fucking losers is 100% projection, every single time
4c3ade No.2056701
>>2056694
but muh doom (1993)
5b40c4 No.2056702
ugggggggGGGHHHHHHH FUCK
Sleep but can't sleep cause shit to do
27f832 No.2056703
>>2056700
Okay but I don't think there are any here?
e1704c No.2056704
>>2056695
wish having a dick or people sending pics of their brother's dick?
f252d5 No.2056705
>>2056696
I showed her my vagina.
>>2056698
Nothing weird about it.
196ff2 No.2056706
Cuckold liberal sandniggerlovers go die
also dress me like a girl and fuck me
7e93f6 No.2056707
>>2056699
Yeah, cuz it hit the good shit.
9aca4e No.2056708
>>2056706
but you love me ;~;
f252d5 No.2056709
27f832 No.2056711
>>2056706
I can do the second one.
27f832 No.2056713
>>2056710
So is being in the closet.
64bcc6 No.2056714
>>2056707
Sorry anarcho capitalism face but Marx and Hilter already dead............
27f832 No.2056717
>>2056702
And now once more in English?
de56ca No.2056718
>>2056701
but muh Bertie The Brain (1950)
>>2056702
better load up on carbs and get the fuck out there
>>2056708
do you have a koran
196ff2 No.2056719
>>2056708
only as a guilty pleasure
4c3ade No.2056720
>>2056713
perhaps, but being in the closet has not been the subject of discussion for the past hour
27f832 No.2056722
>>2056714
The rise of neo-Nazi and socialist sensibilities suggests they've come back as zombies so we should probably gas them just in case.
26cfa7 No.2056723
>>2056714
We'll bring 'em back just to put them back underground.
9aca4e No.2056724
>>2056718
I was given one
the next day I quietly returned it
>>2056719
o-oh..
de56ca No.2056725
>>2056724
then yes
we do love you
e4375c No.2056726
Ngl a fascist once esucked my dick
Was hot
196ff2 No.2056727
>>2056724
i get off to how dirty it makes me feel to sleep with a moslem, in all honesty
27f832 No.2056728
9aca4e No.2056729
>>2056725
feels good
>>2056727
tfw not eve muslim
27f832 No.2056730
>>2056726
Okay but do you mean an actual dictionary definition fascist or just someone who disagrees with you?
196ff2 No.2056731
>>2056729
oh
I'd still let you fuck me, tho.
64bcc6 No.2056732
>>2056721
What happened to foot?
5b40c4 No.2056733
>>2056717
Didn't sleep. Was here until 4:00 AM trying to sleep. Couldn't sleep. Breakfast, coffee, cigarette, coffee, cigarette, work, now home, would sleep, but 137 essays to grade and offer feedback on, snake enclosure to clean, dishes to do, living room to tidy up, snakes to feed, cat boxes to be done, dog to be bathed. Rats to be sexed and moved to proper racks
because fucking Friday.
>>2056718
I'm afraid to eat anything other than oatmeal and eggs because anything heavier is going to put me the fuck to sleep.
27f832 No.2056734
>>2056732
It grew a vagina. They literally just said.
9aca4e No.2056736
>>2056731
I dont want lust
I want love
7e93f6 No.2056737
>>2056714
Don't give a fuck, I'll kill a nigga twice.
Watch me.
27f832 No.2056738
>>2056733
Why are you having sex with rats?
>>2056735
Well you're a heckin' qt.
de56ca No.2056740
>>2056733
just think about how good it's going to feel when you do all you need to do and pass out on a comfy bed
e4375c No.2056741
>>2056730
Literal swatika loving cutiepie
de56ca No.2056742
>ywn get the succ from a cute nazi boy
5b40c4 No.2056743
>>2056738
I know that you know what I meant. I would make some nonchalant quip about how having sex with a rat is really hard because you have to line up real perfect-like
but yeah
You know what I'm talking about
and I'm too tired for that shit.
>>2056740
By the time all of that is done, my wife will be home, and it's Friday, so I'm socially obligated to go out to dinner/drinks and be alive and happy and then come home and fuck, smoke, THEN pass out. I don't get a break today because my insomnia decided "Oh, Thursday night? No big deal YOU'RE NOT FUCKING SLEEPING TODAY NIGGER"
709f03 No.2056744
>>2056685
Who??
>>2056606
I savored it in my mouth and then kissed him on the lips
27f832 No.2056745
>>2056741
I don't know how you'd measure the quality of someone's cybering so I can't even ask if they were at least any good...
Well shit.
de56ca No.2056746
>>2056743
ARE you really socially obligated? have you made plans?
51957b No.2056747
>>2056730
I always thought it was funny when fascists got mad people called them fascists and accused other people of calling them that because they "don't agree with me." Kind of like how they themselves or people just like them call news fake news because they don't like it.
It's like if Bern would get mad at people calling him a boy.
ca6350 No.2056748
5b40c4 No.2056749
>>2056745
Rubric:
Conventions X/5
Grammar X/5
Spelling X/5
Descriptive Detail X/10
Immersion X/10
27f832 No.2056752
>>2056743
I couldn't help myself, okay? I have a serious problem.
>>2056747
I'm confused. What are you trying to say?
>>2056749
I... is this a thing that actually exists?
64bcc6 No.2056753
hai blood-chan desu..............
5b40c4 No.2056754
>>2056746
We've been together for years now. I can safely say there have been maybe six Fridays, cumulative between our current together period, and our past on and offness, that we didn't go out, eat, drink, be merry, come home and fuck.
It's like a tradition at this point. I don't get a break or she'll think somethings wrong and then start pouting and beating up on herself for doing something to upset me. It's just more worth it to me to start hallucinating from sleep deprivation
>>2056752
Something Something Rat Fucker
>Is this a
no god damn it, It's a basic English Essay rubric that I changed two of the criteria on. You should know this too. Amy, get it together, love.
e4375c No.2056755
27f832 No.2056756
>>2056754
I've been barely functional for the past few days.
de56ca No.2056757
>>2056754
sounds like you have an awful lot to do.
I'm not sure what to say other than good luck and godspeed, friend
27f832 No.2056758
>>2056755
Okay neat. Were they any good, at least?
9aca4e No.2056760
e4375c No.2056761
>>2056758
Yes
Memorable atleast
e4375c No.2056762
5b40c4 No.2056763
>>2056756
I know that feel, babe.
Still wanna chat? Or are you, like, coping?
>>2056757
And yet I'm here "Destressing" from work
No, actually, I'm cleaning my house and left my laptop open on my living room table so I can do both at once and not take it all too seriously.
27f832 No.2056764
>>2056761
Did they break out into a random anti-Semitic rant? That's what Nazis do during sex, right?
5b40c4 No.2056765
So totally off topic of
well
everything
but a friend of mine became an hero Sunday
And I wouldn't usually share shit like this
but the way he did it is easily the most badass thing I've ever heard.
de56ca No.2056766
>>2056763
now that sounds like something I would do
that's the good shit
>>2056765
Do tell.
27f832 No.2056767
>>2056765
Got into a fight with a bear.
5b40c4 No.2056768
Fucker coated himself in gasoline, went out to his back porch, and lit his last cigarette. Fucking mad man.
e4375c No.2056769
e4375c No.2056770
5b40c4 No.2056771
RIP John. Miss you you glorious motherfucker
f252d5 No.2056772
>>2056760
What ?
They are playing cuckball
e4375c No.2056773
>>2056764
Not at all
We didn’t really talk politics
27f832 No.2056774
>>2056763
I wouldn't call it "coping" but I'm feeling a little less miserable about it.
7e93f6 No.2056775
>>2056762
Nana is the real endgame.
e4375c No.2056776
>>2056771
Sucks for you
But
Badass
27f832 No.2056777
>>2056773
Ah. They sound like someone with decent manners at least. Wonderful.
de56ca No.2056778
>>2056773
not like he could've said much
with a mouthful of dick
de56ca No.2056779
holy shit
we bardposti ng now bois
e4375c No.2056780
9aca4e No.2056782
>>2056765
>>2056768
>>2056771
thats insane
did he leave any family
709f03 No.2056783
>>2056750
wassup
>>2056751
Hi there, are you ban?
>>2056753
Hay there, who dis?
9aca4e No.2056784
>>2056772
that anime seems like something
54c3c7 No.2056786
5b40c4 No.2056787
>>2056766
It's easier than focusing entirely on chores.
Although shitposting with a snake climbing up and down your arms is proving FUCKING ANNOYING
>>2056774
Well I know you don't really know me, but if you ever wanna talk, y'know? Like I said, Amy, nothing is ever as "impossible," as it seems
>>2056776
>Sucks for you
I guess.
>Badass
Yeah, I know. I wish I had half the stones.
>>2056781
You're telling me. Like, I've attempted sudoku a couple of times, but mine were pussy shit compared to that. Handfulls of pills, trying to give myself cerrosis, you know, the basic shit.
But lighting yourself on fucking fire...
>>2056782
Both of his parents, four siblings and his girlfriend of six years
f252d5 No.2056788
>>2056784
Its soft core porn and cucking
27f832 No.2056789
>>2056786
Pretty sure that's just you. And Erio. And Wish. And me. Okay fair enough.
Not much m80 - you?
9aca4e No.2056790
>>2056787
fucking hell..
>>2056788
ahuh
e4375c No.2056791
27f832 No.2056792
>>2056791
I hate that I laughed.
e4375c No.2056793
5b40c4 No.2056794
I just totally butchered Cirhosis
5b40c4 No.2056795
de56ca No.2056796
>>2056786
rude
there's only like
a lot of them
>>2056787
how many snakes you got?
what do you call them?
e4375c No.2056797
4c3ade No.2056798
>>2056783
how are you on this fine day senpai
normally at this time I often feel a bit sad but not today
all is well with me
>>2056786
hello my fellow piss patrician
f252d5 No.2056799
>>2056790
I don't watch it
I heard it has robots in it too
but that part of the show isn't important
27f832 No.2056800
>>2056787
What I want and they need are incompatible. There's nothing else to it.
54c3c7 No.2056801
>>2056789
see
told you
got home from work almost
an hour ago ??
wow time
might go out later who knows
we'll see :p
>>2056791
ʳᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ
>>2056796
see
everyone loves it
>>2056798
okay now dont say p*ss thats inappropriate and i'd prefer you to not say that !!
PEE PATRICIAN
it sounds grose if you say it your way 3:
e4375c No.2056802
>>2056801
My social plans tomorrow after work seem to have had their arse fall out. Pity me. Princess.
27f832 No.2056803
>>2056801
Gonna hunt down a supreme dicking?
64bcc6 No.2056804
>>2056783
.........................
It's me...................
54c3c7 No.2056805
>>2056802
aw
thats no good
sorry to hear bubber
de56ca No.2056806
>>2056801
what the fuck is up, urine woman?
4c3ade No.2056807
>>2056801
piss has a lot more spirit don't you think
piss and vinegar for instance sounds a lot better than pee and vinegar
27f832 No.2056808
>>2056806
>urine woman
Jesus Christ.
5b40c4 No.2056809
>>2056790
You're telling me.
>>2056796
Two, right now. I used to have 20+, but taking a full time career last August meant I didn't have the time to give them the proper care they needed. Sold off 90% of my collection, gave the ones that needed special care to qualified friends, and kept a single California King Snake, named Levi.
My wife and I are dealing with some pretty shitty trauma, so I guess her coping mechanism involved going out Sunday and buying a three month old Sulfur Ball Python, so I have that now. The Ball is named Bandit.
>>2056800
This.. might not totally be true Amy. I've talked a lot with the subject at hand. I think you might be throwing in the towel before it's over.
27f832 No.2056810
>>2056804
...Golden Freddie?
e4375c No.2056811
>>2056805
Thats the stuff
Maybe something else could happen
Who knows
Tbh i would just like to rest
But, social events can be few and far between with my work.
Hey! You better be going out later and enjoying post work freedom!!!
54c3c7 No.2056812
>>2056804
W H A T U P C E R A S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2056803
ew grose
>>2056806
ay you know WHAT IT IS !!!!!!!!!
im chillin
sippin water
might go play some drums idk
>>2056807
no
it doesnt sound cute
it sounds bad to my ears
it sounds like gross
its disgusting
bad
>>2056808
ᵂᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼ
27f832 No.2056813
>>2056809
They want, and need, something immediate and real. I can't provide that and still I find myself wanting. I'd call that an incompatibility. But I won't give up entirely just yet.
e4375c No.2056814
Is ceras a cute girl or a cute boy? They’ve the proletarian fire either way.
e4375c No.2056815
54c3c7 No.2056816
>>2056811
yeah i havent gone out since that last ddr trip
i wanna get out !!
i wanna hang with my buds and eat food or something
but two of them are being grumpy and one im 90% sure wants to hang bc she was messaging me earlier today that her spring break started today
hopefully me and her can go do something :p if not i'll go do something alone
>>2056814
does it matter tbh
theyre cute(period)
27f832 No.2056817
>>2056812
Huh. Alright, something else...
Gonna hunt down a supreme cunting?
64bcc6 No.2056818
>>2056810
(don't understand)
>>2056812
Hello.....
I watched Yuru camp episode 3 now....
4c3ade No.2056819
>>2056812
my voice isn't particularly cute regardless of what I say
de56ca No.2056820
>>2056808
oh, are drawing the line at urine?
pisslass is fine but urinewoman isn't?
>>2056812
oh shit
we out here staying hydrated
go bang those fuckin drums, I'm about to go pick up some weights and put them back down, only to pick them up again
5b40c4 No.2056821
>>2056813
>something immediate and real
Nobody says that can't be via the mediums that you're accustomed to for the time being, babe. And who says you can't provide that. There are bigger obstacles in this world than borders. Besides, I know them fairly well.. I think that what they want more than anything is knowing that someone wants to put them before anything else. Every other aspect of the situation will seem trivial in comparison.
b75e56 No.2056822
>snake crawling up and down your arm
Aww that brings back memories
5b40c4 No.2056823
Says the motherfucker that put two king snakes in an enclosure together
e4375c No.2056824
>>2056816
1. Its merely for pronoun reference and when I daydream of the revolution, baka.
2. Hang withbher and do the five guys and arcade kerpow!!!
Ride or die baby
54c3c7 No.2056825
>>2056817
even groser
>>2056818
how was it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i watched ep 1 when it came out then got busy...
>>2056819
me neither it stinks gosh dangit
especially when i'm a "girl"
like
yeah it stinks i dont really look like a girl yet but i hate hearing my voice
AND I LOVE TO TALK SO ITS LIKE !!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2056820
is rager a big muscly man :o
i wanna feel ur pecs ;w;
575cab No.2056826
gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang
27f832 No.2056827
>>2056818
It's a FN@F thing. I think.
>>2056820
Fucking Hell I am just being repeatedly bodied today.
>>2056821
Perhaps. We'll see in time.
>>2056825
Not a fan of a cute li'l cunny?
27f832 No.2056829
>>2056822
Hey you. How's it going?
54c3c7 No.2056830
>>2056827
DIFFERENT TOPIC PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
b75e56 No.2056831
....I was young!!! You're not allowed to keep holding my feet over that particular fire!
27f832 No.2056832
>>2056830
Gonna go searching for smooches?
64bcc6 No.2056833
>>2056825
It is very adorable and cozy....
Reminds of when was kid and could sleep late in weekends.....
4c3ade No.2056834
>>2056825
I'm not really upset by not having a cute voice
I'm just saying the content of what I say won't change the cuteness when my voice isn't cute
e4375c No.2056835
b75e56 No.2056836
>>2056828
Kinda like saying the sky is blue, eh?
>>2056829
Finally got home at a reasonable time today so that's a plus. You?
5b40c4 No.2056837
>>2056827
I .. think your chances are better than you think they are.
>>2056826
>>2056828
Get a room
>>2056831
Fine, fine, I'll let it go. Hi Mandy.
>>2056835
Right here nigga. *mwah*
de56ca No.2056838
>>2056809
very nice
what's it like having a snake?
I imagine they don't do much while they're in their enclosure.
>>2056825
I'm getting their
soon I'll be bulletproof
>>2056827
could always be worse.
someone could've picked you up and thrown you into a dumpster.
e4375c No.2056839
54c3c7 No.2056840
>>2056832
no probably not
but atleast thats not entirely grose...
>>2056833
yeah i like the idea of it
and my friend likes it
and i love slice of life so like
im sure ill love it
i just have to watch it....
>>2056834
yeah well my voice stinks it sounds like a bag of rocks and i hate it and i wanna REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2056835
smonshs
>>2056838
oh heck yeah
when u do
please let me know i wanna feel u up
e4375c No.2056841
>could always be worse
I HATE that phrases implications
54c3c7 No.2056842
71f2df No.2056843
>>2056836
I suppose
>>2056837
How are you doin?
e4375c No.2056844
>>2056840
Thats the stuff :3
e4375c No.2056845
>>2056842
Basically its like “hah your problems arent problems, baby”
de56ca No.2056847
>>2056840
oh wow
goals
>>2056841
I was kidding.
You want to get thrown into a fucking dumpster, kid?
64bcc6 No.2056848
>>2056814
I'm a ceras boy...........
575cab No.2056849
>>2056837
thats the plan. gonna creampie this thot
27f832 No.2056850
>>2056836
Worse than yesterday, better than this morning.
>>2056837
There are only so many ways I can say time will tell, dude.
>>2056838
This is very true.
>>2056840
Oh hey, I spoke the the dev of VA-11 Hall A a few times. They seemed neat.
>>2056841
>>2056842
I mean it's not wrong.
4c3ade No.2056852
>>2056840
dreadful isn't it
if it makes you feel any better I sound like one of those robotic announcements you get at the airport
5b5560 No.2056853
e4375c No.2056854
>>2056847
Try me!
I am a black belt antifa
>>2056848
Now I know!!!
b75e56 No.2056855
>>2056837
How's the kids treating you today?
>>2056846
Hug
>>2056850
Well it sounds like you but your low for the day. Nothing to do but get better.
e4375c No.2056856
575cab No.2056857
5b5560 No.2056858
>>2056854
>black belt
>euphemism for cuckold fetish
Confirmed antifag
de56ca No.2056860
>>2056850
hypothetically
If I were to do that, I would find the dumpster with the softest trash.
because I care.
>>2056854
300 confirmed shills
27f832 No.2056861
>>2056855
Or spiral into a paranoid, jealous mess again and wake up miserable again tomorrow.
5b40c4 No.2056862
>>2056838
Depends on the snake. California Kings are usually pretty active animals. Mine lives in my living room table, so he's out and part of everything all the time, and he loves the attention he gets when he starts playing escape artist. Currently he's in his water bowl staring up at me, taking a bath.
What's it like? I don't know. Like owning any other pet. If you enjoy the company of animals, they're really nice to have around because they're low maintenance and certain species are really easily sociable.
>>2056843
Could be worse I guess. Still trying to come down from this last two weeks "Lol fuck you Drunky" universal motif. Also I didn't sleep last night so work was fun.
>>2056849
You're going to get to the point of penetration and then sit there fucking dumbfounded, staring and poking at it like it might try to retaliate or something.
>>2056850
Alright, Alright. Didn't mean to get on your nerves.
>>2056855
kids? Whaddya mean?
e4375c No.2056863
27f832 No.2056864
>>2056862
Not even that, I was worried I'd get boring since that was the only reply I had available again and again.
27f832 No.2056865
>>2056860
Aw, I love you too probably. Seems a fair assumption.
54c3c7 No.2056866
>>2056845
yeah its lame
>>2056847
i wuv a big muscly man >:3
>>2056850
yeah theyre cool kidz
fun game
i like it :3
>>2056852
omg thats kinda cool
send me a clip of your voice over discord or something now im curious
71f2df No.2056867
>>2056862
That sounds awful! I'm glad you're startin to come down from all of it though!
also ignore george's bullying
575cab No.2056868
>>2056862
well vaginas are weird you cant blame me
27f832 No.2056869
>>2056866
How goes the mission to become a moth person?
e4375c No.2056870
>>2056866
You know what isnt lame u
b75e56 No.2056871
>>2056859
What are you up to?
>>2056861
Jealous of what?
>>2056862
>School
de56ca No.2056872
>>2056862
you're making it sound pretty nice, actually.
let me know when they genetically engineer a Fuzz Snake.
>>2056865
what are we assuming?
be patient, I'm retarded.
>>2056866
same
I decided to become what I love
f476e4 No.2056873
>>2056869
They're ramming their face into their computer screen. So it's a start.
4c3ade No.2056874
>>2056866
can't do that sorry pal my mic has broken
and the point I was trying to get across was that my voice is dull and boring i.e. not exactly special or noteworthy in any way
54c3c7 No.2056875
>>2056869
its pretty difficult
idk where to saty ;w;
>>2056870
well DUH
>>2056872
i dont ever want to be a muscly man
just i wanna grope em
LOL
>>2056874
record with your phone you doof
e4375c No.2056876
Id post my voice but you would all just cream
ca6350 No.2056877
>>2056871
Hanging in call with some friends.
64bcc6 No.2056878
27f832 No.2056879
>>2056871
Not important. It's a result of entirely selfish desires I'm working on getting under control.
>>2056872
That I love you too, silly.
>>2056873
Ha! For you that was pretty good.
>>2056875
saty?
b75e56 No.2056880
We would probably all scream.
4c3ade No.2056881
>>2056875
give me a sentence then
e4375c No.2056882
4c3ade No.2056883
a sentence to read not like a criminal sentence or anything
709f03 No.2056884
>>2056798
Is it because they bully you? :<
I'm fine I'm getting ready for work
>>2056804
Tell me about yourself! ^^
e4375c No.2056885
27f832 No.2056886
>>2056885
Is that like whipped cream but it's made with dead slaves?
5b40c4 No.2056887
>>2056864
Odds are your emotional plight isn't going to bore me. I focus way too heavily on that stuff.
>>2056867
>George
>Bully
George couldn't bully anything that wouldn't turn around and laugh at him in response.
>>2056868
So is human biology in general.
I recommend you do some research on what we call the "clitoris," or you're probably gonna have a really bad time.
>>2056871
Oh. That shit's the same every day. Same bored faces, same melancholic responses, same half assed terrible writing.
>>2056872
>Fuzz snake
You could just cut off a cats tail, you know.
__
SCOOTS POST VOICE
54c3c7 No.2056888
>>2056879
start......
>>2056881
hewwo im woafie and i wuv pee girl :3
uwu
or you could just say the first half
up to you
>>2056882
the largest ego in thread tbh
e4375c No.2056889
Loafie is queer
And im going to millwall brick the faggot
4c3ade No.2056890
>>2056889
you are not
you're probably too poor to assemble a millwall brick you pikey
de56ca No.2056891
>>2056875
I'll make sure they're plenty of muscle to feel up then
>>2056879
right, yeah
let me tell you a nugget of wisdom
it's only after you've accepted that you can lose everything, that you feel free to do anything.
>>2056887
but it wouldn't be alive and friendly
and I would be put on some kind of watchlist
e4375c No.2056892
>>2056886
The same
>>2056887
At work
Inposted a vocaroo last week
>>2056888
Mmmmm so.... girthy
>>2056890
SAID THE GYPO CUNT
64bcc6 No.2056893
>>2056884
I once spermed accidental from touching my butt and I made puddle of sperm all over the floor....................
Had to clean it..........................
e4375c No.2056894
4c3ade No.2056895
>>2056892
the pikey can't even spell gyppo correctly
embarrassing!
b75e56 No.2056896
>>2056877
Sounds enjoyable
>>2056879
It's sort of important. Selfish or not, jealously is an important thing to work through on its own. Think of how things would be if what you are jealous of happened. Think of all the possibilities. The bad. The good. The impractical. Then think if that's something you really would want.
>>2056887
Being an English kinda guy, how versed are you in poetry?
de56ca No.2056897
IT'S TIME
off I go to the land of heavy metal objects and sweat
54c3c7 No.2056898
>>2056891
heck yeah ty
>>2056892
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
e4375c No.2056900
5b40c4 No.2056901
>>2056891
Yeah, odds are you're not going to get a fuzzy snake.
Ball pythons are really nice.
>>2056892
>Contemplates scouring threads a week back
>Says fuck it instead
>>2056896
Fairly. Poetry is what drew me to teaching literature and writing in the first place.
f476e4 No.2056902
>>2056879
You enjoy most of my bantz. The ones not directed at you, anyway.
71f2df No.2056903
>>2056887
he bullies me all the time :g
e4375c No.2056905
>>2056901
Remind me tomorrow
If you remember
27f832 No.2056906
>>2056887
That's Hella gay.
>>2056893
I laughed way too hard. Oh wow.
>>2056896
I find myself having feelings for someone with many more suitable and accessible suitors.
>>2056902
tbh fam I like those ones too. You're actually really fun a lot of the time.
27f832 No.2056907
>>2056888
Could take a genetics lab and its staff hostage until they do it for you.
5b40c4 No.2056908
>>2056903
turn around and laugh at his ass
Also if George starts prodding around your lady parts like a surgeon on PCP, you may want to help him.
>>2056904
You're welcome son. You're adopted.
>>2056905
I'll remember, but you won't pay attention to me
>>2056906
I've said it before and I'll say it again, that's like, 1/5th of the whole truth.
27f832 No.2056909
>>2056908
Feelings are for queers, Mr Drunky. ♥
e4375c No.2056910
>>2056908
Baka
You are being a baka
f476e4 No.2056911
>>2056906
Guess I should post less then.
27f832 No.2056913
>>2056911
Eat a dick you cheeky cunt.
f476e4 No.2056914
>>2056913
I'm not a fan of British 'cuisine'.
b75e56 No.2056915
>>2056899
Who all?
>>2056901
I sort of know that pull. I must say, I have always liked it myself. Especially poems with virile metaphors and what not.
I suppose the poem 'an Irish airmen foresees his fate' is what got me interested.
>>2056906
Has said person shown interest in you?
64bcc6 No.2056916
>>2056906
It's not funny.................
ca6350 No.2056918
>>2056915
Me, Kai, Dillon and Grim when he gets back.
27f832 No.2056919
>>2056914
Oh wow. Well played, Tracy Beaker.
>>2056915
Yes. And also in others.
5b40c4 No.2056920
>>2056909
Then bend me over and call me cocksleeve, because I genuinely care for you fuckers for whatever reason...
>>2056910
I'm never not being a baka.
But I'll be your baka if you'll have me....
>>2056912
I expect no less.
>>2056915
reading now
>Has said person shown interest in you
Mandy, stahp this is touchy subject matter. Even I shut up, and that's saying something.
>>2056917
Oh, Alright, I see how it is. I raise your sorry ass and that's how you respond.
27f832 No.2056921
>>2056916
Oh, uh, of course not. *pats head* There, there...
e4375c No.2056923
>>2056920
-pats- there there boy
71f2df No.2056924
>>2056920
on a random segue I think you're really cool and personable and enjoy talkin to u
e4375c No.2056925
Brb administering medication
27f832 No.2056926
>>2056920
>bend me over
But that would be gay and I am clearly not.
>>2056922
Been up to much fun lately? Playing any vidyagames? Watch any good movies? Whack it to anything especially "out there"?
27f832 No.2056927
>>2056925
Can I have some?
54c3c7 No.2056928
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FRIDAY BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEE
e4375c No.2056929
>>2056927
Some of it is for schizophrenia amd depression
Sure
f476e4 No.2056930
>>2056926
No. Few. No. No.
e4375c No.2056931
27f832 No.2056933
>>2056929
Aw sweet!
>>2056930
Whatchu been playing lately?
5b40c4 No.2056934
>>2056923
Innate feelings of rejection
Boutta cry
>>2056924
You'll get tired of me sooner or later
..everyone does
>>2056926
Teach me how to not have feelings for people I barely even know. If you could call any of this "knowing someone"
64bcc6 No.2056935
>>2056928
Are you radio host???
4c3ade No.2056936
>>2056888
please do NOT bully me
54c3c7 No.2056937
>>2056931
WEEEEEEEEEE
>>2056932
i know its not your style twacer :p
9aca4e No.2056938
575cab No.2056939
>>2056920
my life is a lie how could you
4c3ade No.2056940
b75e56 No.2056941
>>2056918
I don't really know any of them. No, sorry. I appreciate the offer though.
>>2056919
So why not pursue it? What makes you less suitable as a suitor than others?
>>2056920
I've never been good with limits, especially interpersonal ones.
27f832 No.2056942
>>2056934
If I knew how to do that I wouldn't be in the pickle I'm in, would I?
54c3c7 No.2056944
>>2056936
how is that bullying ?
it rules
>>2056935
sadly no.... :(
id be down to be one though
>>2056940
oh nvm
LOL
cutie
HEWWO IM WOAFIE !!
so good
54c3c7 No.2056945
>>2056943
you are ALWAYS playing mgsv as far as im aware
its a good game
lotta fun :3
5b40c4 No.2056947
>>2056939
Because.... I'M ADOPTED
>>2056941
I know that feel all too well
>>2056942
Fair.
It's a curse, isn't it?
__
Loafie that was REALLY FUKKEN GHEY
64bcc6 No.2056948
>>2056944
Why do you have nice system for recording??
4c3ade No.2056949
>>2056944
thanks for not bullying me
>>2056947
please stop bullying me
54c3c7 No.2056950
>>2056948
oh i do stream :p
im A STREAMER
its fun
lotta fun !!!
54c3c7 No.2056951
>>2056949
you shouldnt be so worried about being "bullied" :p
27f832 No.2056952
>>2056941
Distance, and other practicalities.
>>2056943
Neat game. I like sneaking around and kidnapping random goons.
>>2056947
It is. I liked it better when I was depressed.
27f832 No.2056953
>>2056951
^this^
I don't think there's even a single homophobe in the community.
4c3ade No.2056954
>>2056951
I can't help it I'm a very fragile and insecure being
and I get bullied a lot
f476e4 No.2056955
>>2056952
I have 3500 goons.
It's fun.
64bcc6 No.2056956
>>2056954
Maybe you need a pet or a friend you can be around?
b75e56 No.2056957
>>2056952
Alright, fair enough. So why do you find them attractive as a partner even though it is impractical situation? Is a long distance relationship something you would be interested in?
5b40c4 No.2056958
>>2056949
Nigger you know better than to take any of it seriously. How many times do I have to tell you this
>>2056952
I think I wholeheartedly agree with that sentiment. It's easier to not care about anyone, even yourself, than caring about everybody unconditionally. Make it stop.
>>2056954
The trick is knowing you're better than everybody bullying you because your heart is better than theirs
27f832 No.2056959
>>2056955
I wish I could name them. They'd all be called Steve.
b75e56 No.2056960
>>2056949
I'm going to bully you so hard!
54c3c7 No.2056961
>>2056953
well not really that specifically i just meant in general
when ur a lil baby and get bullied its just gonna keep happening
if you dont let it get to you/give a reaction whatever (or atleast present that way) most bulliers will stop :p
>>2056954
read above
f476e4 No.2056962
>>2056959
Would be interesting to change their rankings and names that way I guess.
4c3ade No.2056963
>>2056953
ok but that whether or not someone's a homophobe matters naught
>>2056956
yes a friend to be around would be nice, not a pet though
>>2056958
sorry I have a very bad memory :(
>>2056960
you are not
e3b195 No.2056964
>>2056660
that's a really clever OP fam
27f832 No.2056965
>>2056957
I think all relationshits are ridiculous, long distance especially so. But the heart wants and the head can't stop it.
>>2056962
Okay but I'd call them all Steve. Wait, can you get girl goons? I don't recall. They'd be called Bradley if you can though.
>>2056961
Oh sure I knew that.
4c3ade No.2056966
>>2056884
I didn't think about that but yes I suppose that's a contributing factor, but it's mainly due to just being sad because of the fact that other people are out meeting up with friends and whatnot whereas I'm here shitposting
sorry about the delayed response and all but you're at work so I guess you won't mind and there's a fair chance I'll be asleep by the time you're done
5b40c4 No.2056967
Steve
Trainee Steve
Recruit Steve
PFC Steve
Steve the Corporal
Lt. Steven
Sergeant Major Steve
Lt. Colonel Steve
Lt. Colonel Steve II
Lt. Colonel Steven
General Stephen
b75e56 No.2056968
>>2056963
Oh I so am. I quite enjoy bullying Brits. Make the Troubles a little less depressing.
5b40c4 No.2056969
I have no idea how military ranks work btw
e4375c No.2056970
>>2056933
I’ll sly you some ey
>>2056934
What’re you saying?
>>2056961
Whats the plan space woman?
e4375c No.2056971
The one with the most penises on their arm is your leader
27f832 No.2056972
>>2056958
Dunno how to do it for you but I could just stop taking my meds. That'd fix it.
>>2056970
bby ur 2 gud 2 me
b75e56 No.2056973
>>2056965
Yea to a point. You might need to make some hard choices. If the heart won't obey, what are the chances of cutting all ties?
f476e4 No.2056974
>>2056965
Yeah, there are some girl goons.
None with long hair though. Most have lez hair.
a7db37 No.2056975
>>2056965
well now you do :p
am drumman now by for a lil
>>2056970
drum till a friend says something
or just go idk
27f832 No.2056976
>>2056973
3%. And that's a generous estimate.
>>2056974
Doesn't mean they can't be called Bradley.
4c3ade No.2056977
>>2056968
you can't bully me, I'm unbullyable
I seem like I get bullied a lot but that's because I'm really tough and if I retaliated everyone would die
5b40c4 No.2056978
>>2056970
I was just seeking your validation
I needed you to like me
and you..
you tossed me aside
with a headpat and a smile
you crushed my heart
Viced it in your first and played me like a fiddle
Well I'm done
I'm done taking this abuse from you
I've slaved over your affection
day and night
I worked for you
toiled for you
but I just don't bring home enough money
or I'm not attractive enough for you.
You don't look at me when we make love
You don't even kiss me when you get home from work
I've slept on the couch more nights than I've slept with you in my arms
and I'm done
I've had enough
I deserve better than this, Scoots
Were thru
27f832 No.2056979
>>2056977
Can confirm. I died just the other day when Loafie got fed up with my shenanigans. It was brutal.
e4375c No.2056981
>>2056972
Right?
>>2056975
Drummer girl
Play me the song
27f832 No.2056982
>>2056980
I don't even know why I find those two names so funny.
>>2056981
Even after I poopoo'd your mostly morally sound political views. You are a good man and a true friend.
I mean, uh, pls ky yourself.
b75e56 No.2056984
>>2056969
It's obvious.
Depends on the branch, but air Force is
Airmen basic
Airman
Airman first class
Senior airmen
Staff Sargent
Tech Sargent
Master Sargent
Senior master Sargent
Cheif master Sargent
2nd lieutenant
1st lieutenant
Captain
Major
Lt Colonel
Colonel
Brigadier general
Major general
Lieutenant general
General
7e93f6 No.2056985
27f832 No.2056986
I wonder how long I'd need to not be taking my meds before people would notice... I don't remember what my attention span was like before. Hrm.
b75e56 No.2056987
>>2056976
Why so low?
>>2056977
Good, then you will just sit there and take it.
27f832 No.2056988
>>2056983
I still don't get you posting that dude. Did you see the animu and then read that comic or something?
b75e56 No.2056989
>>2056985
I was afjrotc. Go suck a dick. Also air Force has the best mess halls. Prove me wrong.
5b40c4 No.2056990
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Okay, I've pissed enough of my afternoon away here.
I'm going to go finish the shit I have to do and then begrudgingly ready myself for a night of sleep deprived alcoholism.
Leaving this here tho. Every day till you like it.
27f832 No.2056992
>>2056987
A couple reasons. I've tried that exact tactic before with 0 success and it's someone from here.
27f832 No.2056993
>>2056991
I'm confused, then.
4c3ade No.2056994
>>2056987
yeah that's right I'm an altruist and I'll take it if it means the total happiness in the world increases
got a problem with that cunt
f476e4 No.2056995
>>2056993
A usual for you.
27f832 No.2056996
Loafie is a very straight and manly man who has sex with attractive women and fights a whole bunch.
a7db37 No.2056998
i would love to kiss loafie and poke his tummy
27f832 No.2056999
>>2056995
Is being mean to your friends how you get your jollies, old man?
e4375c No.2057000
Loafie is a shithead
Actually
I now hate loafie
>>2056982
I have few needs for negative posting hang ups
i already have enough of my person
Ive never taken politics too personally.
27f832 No.2057001
>>2056990
BYE DRUNK LUFF DEE
575cab No.2057002
b75e56 No.2057004
>>2056992
Well, then you're only stuck with two options.
Take the high road, as it were, and hope they find happiness with you only as a friend.
Or press the issue, and your luck. You only live once. Obviously it's something, despite the distance, that you want.
I'm a fan of the latter. It's why I've gone to Canada.
7e93f6 No.2057036
>>2056989
Ayy u rite tho... idk what Luke's is like, I'd have to ask my brother.