305aa4 No.2056997
If Pirus and Crips all got along. They'd probably gun me down by the end of this song. Seem like the whole city go against me. Every time I'm in the street, I hear YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK
4d3650 No.2057003
>>2057000
>not liking Loafie
I take it back we can't be friends any more.
Jokes pls don't hate me
4d3650 No.2057006
>>2057004
I always figured you for a romantic, Mandy.
44a488 No.2057007
Nothing will be daijoubu.
d0e4bb No.2057008
>>2056996
this is a true statement
>>2056998
you've gone almost an entire day without asking for a kiss try not to fail now
you've gotten addicted
>>2057000
;_;
4d3650 No.2057009
>>2057005
Moumantai, Grim.
fffeb0 No.2057010
>>2056999
It's how I weed out the ones who can't handle being my friend.
4d3650 No.2057011
9bbce6 No.2057012
4d3650 No.2057014
>>2057010
You being mean to me is the only way I can get my rocks off these days.
0cf7e5 No.2057015
>>2057008
mwah
who needs to ask for one when i can just steal those lips >:3
c011b6 No.2057016
>>2057006
A hopeless romantic. I'm not a good person. I'm sort of like a dry leaf. I catch flame easily, burn brightly. And wither even quicker. And I do hate myself for that. Especially when I make the target of my flame fall in love with me. Which is why I drink.
0cf7e5 No.2057017
>>2057010
how much longer of
tuff guy tracer before im considered a buddy ? :3
i will work hard to reach this goal
44a488 No.2057019
>>2057011
Frick your Digimen to heck!
>>2057012
I know you are, but what is she?
>>2057013
Real shit
4d3650 No.2057020
>>2057016
>I catch flame easily, burn brightly. And wither even quicker.
If I'm understanding this right I'm exactly the same. Fall fast, fall hard, fall off?
693670 No.2057021
>someone organizing a school reunion
Fucking kill me
4d3650 No.2057023
>>2057018
Okay I lied I watch lesbian porn.
>>2057019
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
4d3650 No.2057024
>>2057022
Kinda blows, doesn't it?
693670 No.2057025
4d3650 No.2057026
693670 No.2057027
KILL.
ME.
DEAD.
Liliana, smother me with your thighs to death please
4d3650 No.2057028
>>2057027
>>2057021
You don't like your old classmates, DooP?
d0e4bb No.2057029
friendship ended with scoots
now yams is my new best friend
just kidding you are all my best friend even you scoots
0cf7e5 No.2057030
i have stick thighs ;w;
hot dogs....
44a488 No.2057031
>>2057023
:(
Sorry... Forgive me?
0cf7e5 No.2057032
>>2057029
ur not my best friend
u didnt respond to my roleplay post
c011b6 No.2057033
>>2057024
Yes. Quite a bit. Trust me, if I have not promised otherwise, I would have killed myself long ago.
d0e4bb No.2057034
>>2057032
sorry best friend
-is smooched forcefully-
4d3650 No.2057035
>>2057031
Well... as it's you, okay. ♥
>>2057033
I've always got that at the bottom of my to-do list.
693670 No.2057037
>>2057026
>>2057028
Look
I had a good run at school
But some people i went with are cringe
This event
Cringe
A reminder of my emo formative years
Having to see old crushes and shit
Man
Why me
>>2057032
Youve the sickest thighs
693670 No.2057038
4d3650 No.2057039
>>2057037
>Having to see old crushes and shit
AAAAHAHHHHHHHH
c011b6 No.2057040
>>2057035
The bottom of my to-do list is break another heart. But it's still there.
6491fb No.2057041
fffeb0 No.2057042
>>2057017
Ask Amy.
>>2057023
Ehh, it's alright.
883c03 No.2057043
>>2056989
Ayy u rite tho... idk what Luke's is like, I'd have to ask my brother.
Speaking of, I'ma get food.
4d3650 No.2057044
>>2057040
That's what hearts are for.
>>2057042
I bet you watch amputee dwarf exhibitionism.
c011b6 No.2057045
>>2057044
You know, that would be a much more logical intent for them based on outcome.
fffeb0 No.2057046
>>2057044
Dwarfs are for tossing, not fucking.
44a488 No.2057047
>>2057035
Y-You're so embarrassing...
693670 No.2057048
>>2057039
Right, having that awkward “i used to know you, but like... we’ve not spoken for years” dialogue
>>2057041
Indubitably so grim friend
4d3650 No.2057049
>>2057045
Now you're thinking like a loon. Join me in the moral ambiguity of total narcissism.
>>2057046
Oh. I thought they were for light teasing but that works, too.
>>2057047
Yes. Is that a problem?
>>2057048
Even worse if in your head you're like, "Yeah, I think I still would."
693670 No.2057051
>>2057049
There are a few i still would, but like, they’ve got kids now. And like. I dunno. It is just weird well surreal.
It would be nice seeing some
0cf7e5 No.2057052
>>2057044
oooo gore pic i havent seen yet :o
also tracer told me to ask u how long itd be before im considered his bud e
693670 No.2057053
4d3650 No.2057054
>>2057052
I've known him since we were in the pony threads on /b/. I think that was in 2013. Or 2014. or 2012. My memory is shockingly bad. Also I don't know exactly when I felt like he saw me as more friend than random stranger. I feel like he's sent you my way on purpose.
>>2057050
You knew I'd give her a vague nonsense answer, didn't you? You dick.
>>2057051
Agreed. A few pop into the Co-Op every now and then. Even ones I never thought in a million years would remember me have done so. Was nice.
693670 No.2057055
>>2057054
3/4 of those girls are the reason i nurse a hard on for Lady Sovereign. Right?
44a488 No.2057057
>>2057049
The biggest most hugest problem of all problems!
4d3650 No.2057058
>>2057055
Seems likely.
>>2057057
Oh. Well I'll just shut up 5evr then.
693670 No.2057059
>>2057058
More likely than you think.
0cf7e5 No.2057060
>>2057054
would he send me your way so i dont bother him about it :p
693670 No.2057061
>>2057060
He is grumpy
Seems likely
44a488 No.2057062
>>2057058
No no, that's not allowed either.
4d3650 No.2057063
>>2057062
God this is complicated. Are you sure you're not a woman?
0cf7e5 No.2057064
693670 No.2057065
>6 months to be an even bigger beast and make the old class jealous
693670 No.2057066
44a488 No.2057067
>>2057063
I might be actually.
Just with manly hands.
4d3650 No.2057068
>>2057067
You're either a boy with girly hands or a girl with boyly hands... hrm.
693670 No.2057069
>just with manly hands
>just
>manly
>just manly
44a488 No.2057071
>>2057068
Wait, why are they even girly?
>>2057069
>just
>>2057070
Oh it's Friday already?
0cf7e5 No.2057072
c011b6 No.2057073
>>2057049
I kinda have a savior complex which is pretty narcissistic.
693670 No.2057074
4d3650 No.2057075
>>2057073
That's the spirit! ♥
804952 No.2057076
>>2057071
took long enough
c011b6 No.2057077
>>2057075
It's really gotten me into some pretty shit situations though. Like my current one.
f43979 No.2057078
>>2057073
-pets Stoatchan and puts down a dish of milk-
4d3650 No.2057079
>>2057077
The solution, clearly, is to become an angel of death.
c011b6 No.2057081
>>2057078
Wat
>>2057079
If I were in the medical field, I would.
693670 No.2057082
>tfw no tp destroy thread
44a488 No.2057083
>>2057076
Yeah, it feels like it has been a whole week tbh
4d3650 No.2057084
>>2057080
I do not speak unless spoken to. Or unless I wanna trick someone into liking me.
>>2057081
There's always time to learn.
6491fb No.2057085
>>2057082
give it acouple more hours
84bbd1 No.2057086
I'M THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITE OF 2015
ONCE I FINISH THIS, IF YOU LISTEN, THEN SURELY YOU'LL AGREE
4d3650 No.2057088
Man I fucking love this jawbreaker lizard. Crocodile? Alligator. Hrm. Either way it's fucking neat.
4d3650 No.2057089
I never understood why he named himself after toilet paper.
6fbd30 No.2057090
c011b6 No.2057091
>>2057084
Na, my career is pretty much firm at this point
6491fb No.2057092
>>2057089
>>2057090
tyler perry I think
9e5f0a No.2057093
4d3650 No.2057094
>>2057091
Well that's no fun.
>>2057092
Don't be a square.
804952 No.2057095
>>2057082
that's much later
>>2057083
wednesday felt like thursday. it was terrible
>>2057084
no it's cool, i feel you. sometimes i don't even reply at all
>>2057085
hello <3
>>2057087
see above
693670 No.2057096
>>2057085
I’ll be asleep by then
84bbd1 No.2057097
6fbd30 No.2057098
693670 No.2057099
>>2057093
>w< but they’re cute
6fbd30 No.2057100
6491fb No.2057101
>>2057094
im a ahexagon
>>2057095
hi hun
>>2057096
speak of the devil and he shall come
>>2057097
>>2057098
I wanna die
693670 No.2057102
>>2057095
So what is the mext step of your master llan?
693670 No.2057103
693670 No.2057104
>>2057101
Bweheheh
Its friday
84bbd1 No.2057105
c011b6 No.2057106
>>2057094
It's ok. I get people drunk.
804952 No.2057107
>>2057100
how's life, love?
>>2057101
lol i can't get over hun rn tbh smh
>>2057102
i donno dude, like my blacked out self does not consult at all with my coherent self
6fbd30 No.2057108
>>2057101
SD, please.
>>2057107
Good, how's yours?
4d3650 No.2057109
>>2057095
How you been, TP?
>>2057101
ur ded 2 me is wut u r m8
>>2057106
Huh. I guess that's fine.
f43979 No.2057110
804952 No.2057111
>>2057108
very good. went to the dermatologist and got this cyst taken care of
it feels great dude
693670 No.2057112
44a488 No.2057113
>>2057095
They all feel the same to me tbh.
4d3650 No.2057114
>>2057113
Maybe they are and you're in a time loop.
693670 No.2057115
4d3650 No.2057116
6491fb No.2057117
>>2057105
cuz I spent so much money eating out this month
im disgusted @ myself
>>2057107
why? old flame or what
>>2057108
sd is suicidal??
>>2057109
if I chop my dead me into pieces will it make it better
693670 No.2057118
Stab me to death with a corkscrew.
84bbd1 No.2057119
>>2057117
where and what food places did u frequent
804952 No.2057120
>>2057109
not bad at all. staying busy at work and useless at home. the way it should be
what brings you back around these parts? i was going to ask if anything was wrong, because that tends to bring people around the most, but then i thought that might be rude if something really was wrong and you didn't want to talk about it
>>2057112
i really need to try to control it more actually. i was even thinking about cutting out the wine, and just doing beer, but when the purchase time came around, that merlot was looking too irresistible
>>2057113
oh i'm a completely different person on different days, but mostly that is energy level, in that i'm still feeling kinda hungover on monday, so i don't really start hitting my stride until like tuesday night
>>2057117
no it's just kinda funny having you call me that
like i think of like sabrina
then i think of you
then chuckle
44a488 No.2057121
>>2057114
But I don't have any summer homework to do with everyone...
>>2057120
Yee, I can dig that.
I'll probably be the same when I start working.
6fbd30 No.2057122
>>2057111
Ew.
>>2057117
He does say it a lot.
693670 No.2057123
>>2057120
Heh, I miss being a savage binge drinker.
Well.
I dont miss the hangovers or the terrible mental health.
6491fb No.2057124
>>2057119
this irish bar which had live girls doing an irish dance and bagpipes
and waitresses were like upgraded hooters girls
and another sports bar with the best fucking homemade blue cheese ever
and this dank ass family owned pizzeria
legt italian guy who looked the actor from the most interesting man in the world commercials lol
>>2057120
teehee
>>2057122
shit
6491fb No.2057125
4d3650 No.2057126
>>2057120
I actually came back because I felt my mood was taking a downward turn. I'm sticking around because I happen to be on my computer anyway and I starting liking it here again.
I gotta go, though, but it was real cool seeing you again. Take care and hopefully we can speak again soon.
6fbd30 No.2057127
>>2057124
>this irish bar which had live girls doing an irish dance and bagpipes
That actually sounds nightmarish
693670 No.2057128
>>2057125
Man, being more sober has made a decent difference. Not so haywire.
6491fb No.2057129
>>2057127
the oldest one was like 16
the bagpipes were obnoxious after tho
>>2057128
feelsgood dont it
693670 No.2057130
84bbd1 No.2057131
>>2057124
I dunno, sounds a lot better than eating at home all the time
Sounds like you had a lot of fun
3fad9c No.2057132
Will I die if I drink fireball and energy drinks at the same time ?
6491fb No.2057133
>>2057131
yeah my cc bill is a couple hundred higher than it should be too
smh @ myself
693670 No.2057134
c011b6 No.2057135
>>2057110
You are making no sense.
84bbd1 No.2057136
>>2057132
You'll feel super terrible probably
6491fb No.2057137
804952 No.2057138
>>2057121
and by like friday afternoon i'm so burnt out i can't really think straight and need to do something really easy
when do you start work?
>>2057122
dude it had been festering behind my ear for like 2 years
you have no idea how good it feels to touch back there now and feel just normal neck
>>2057123
yeah for sure. i was thinking recently about how i used to do what i do now once a week, every other fucking day
it was either a hangover day or a drinking day. if people think i'm wild in threads late night now, maybe they forgot how i used to do it a few times a week. of course threads didn't really ever die so i wasn't really left spamming as much
>>2057124
maybe next time you hun me i won't laugh as much
>>2057126
take it easy dude
i'll probably still be rolling when you wake up actually
c011b6 No.2057139
>>2057127
You're a nightmare!
6fbd30 No.2057140
>>2057129
Yeah I can imagine.
>>2057132
Try and see.
>>2057138
Yeah I can imagine it must feel nice to have some nasty crap removed from your body.
I'd just be better not to have it there in the first place.
>>2057139
Wow rude.
693670 No.2057141
>>2057138
True
Plus
We know it’s Friday
Because tp
3fad9c No.2057142
Try and find out isn't good advice
c011b6 No.2057143
>>2057140
You started it by insulting my heritage!
44a488 No.2057144
>>2057132
Probably not, there are mixed drinks that do similar shit.
44a488 No.2057145
>>2057138
April 9th or something
693670 No.2057146
804952 No.2057147
>>2057140
it's not something you can really help. it like just happens
i mean i don't really even have acne
>>2057141
i've missed a couple weeks recently, because of like health shit
it was really nice actually to do an every other week status. like waking up on saturday, feeling really good and wanting to do anything, was mindblowing
>>2057145
teaching?
lol wait, i forgot where we left off with that
693670 No.2057148
Time for sleep
Night
Nee nee
09631d No.2057150
yaw,
yaw
It's Friday I'm drinkin some mawwww
My jam on an I'll hit the flawwww
It's better than it was befawwww
Be rappin til my throat is sawwww
6fbd30 No.2057152
>>2057143
Irish girls are abominations.
This is a fact.
>>2057147
Right.
84bbd1 No.2057154
804952 No.2057155
>>2057150
link some cyphers
>>2057151
like computer shit?
or like ancient shit
>>2057152
why are you always so critical of me
look up sebaceous cysts behind the ear. they're hella common
804952 No.2057156
3fad9c No.2057157
>>2057144
I've only heard bad things from the people I know who've done it.
804952 No.2057158
oh man i used to be in such bad cc debt. that was the worst
6491fb No.2057159
>>2057158
whats your credit score now?
44a488 No.2057160
>>2057155
Yeah, computer shit.
>>2057157
Then be a pussy and don't do it.
3fad9c No.2057162
>>2057160
I've been falling asleep before all the cool shit happens lately
i'm gonna have to do it
804952 No.2057163
6491fb No.2057164
804952 No.2057167
>>2057160
i wish i had gotten into that shit dude. like i was really good at basic. my brother was an idiot in school, but he's an idiot savant with code, and like he makes bank (and ironically has no money)
>>2057164
>>2057165
i haven't checked it this year yet actually but i can't imagine it going down at all
3fad9c No.2057168
>>2057166
I know
buy me things to make me feel better :(
09631d No.2057169
>>2057167
I know html, cgi, javascript, and PHP
804952 No.2057171
is it kinda pathetic that two of my pet names for my cat second are "neenee" and "nani"
6fbd30 No.2057172
>>2057170
Have you ever actually been to the country?
>>2057155
But I'm not.
>>2057153
Lewd.
804952 No.2057173
c011b6 No.2057176
>>2057172
Have you ever sucked my dick?
Also everybody knows the original countries all suck. Only America matters now.
804952 No.2057177
>>2057172
maybe i just read you as coming off more brash then you mean to be
i donno
>>2057174
yo
3fad9c No.2057178
>>2057177
whats good my wakandian brother ?
804952 No.2057179
>>2057178
man i still need to see that fucking movie. i was going to see it with my mom and stepdad
but then my dumbass mom broke her arm
afafab No.2057181
09631d No.2057182
>>2057179
yeah, fuck her, right?
804952 No.2057183
804952 No.2057184
>>2057182
she is such a trooper though
she's like never had to go through something like this
she's so stubborn
but still calmly talks about how the pain is terrible and constant
3fad9c No.2057185
>>2057179
I haven't actually seen it
804952 No.2057186
>>2057185
it just seems like one of the big screen ones, you know?
god, i just watched justice league on a free stream. wow did they really fuck that one up
3fad9c No.2057187
>>2057186
Pretty much none of the movies coming out look interesting to me
Super hero movies are fuckin lame
804952 No.2057188
>>2057187
i still watch them
the marvel ones are still fun but like there are too many side stories converging now
the next movie needs to be like 6 hours to introduce all the characters
804952 No.2057189
but yeah it's true movies of late in general have been lacking
like all the oscar nominated movies this year were shit to a few years ago
804952 No.2057190
3fad9c No.2057191
>>2057188
2 hours isn't enough time to make me care about anything thats going on and I never liked them as a kid
804952 No.2057192
i just watch i, tonya
and goddamn allison janney deserved that oscar tho
44a488 No.2057193
>>2057167
Yee, it's a pretty legit market to get into tbh.
>>2057168
Like what?
804952 No.2057194
>>2057191
oh shit
you're saying that
like
you don't like movies at all?
804952 No.2057196
>>2057193
it sucks though cause it's such a kids game
if you're even thinking about getting into it
you're too late
3fad9c No.2057200
>>2057194
I like horror movies
nothing thats really out right now though
i'm mostly just saying super hero movies are just cash grabs and kinda shitty
its a normie thing
804952 No.2057201
>>2057200
oh i hear you
they are really mainstream
i just get nostalgic and shit
i get that they aren't that great. they're fun
so, are you one of those get out fags?
d0e4bb No.2057202
6491fb No.2057203
>>2057202
get urself someone low maintenance
3fad9c No.2057204
>>2057201
I don't think so
I don't have any nostalgic feelings for super heros though
84bbd1 No.2057205
44a488 No.2057206
>>2057195
Is this a trash bin?
>>2057196
Yeah true. You really need that autistic mindset to learn how to think like one.
>>2057197
Wot
d729fd No.2057207
>>2057202
hit the fucking gym
get on tinder
do what grim said
it's about how bad you want it my dude
d0e4bb No.2057208
>>2057203
some low maintenance what
84bbd1 No.2057209
>>2057207
I honestly don't think Tinder is that good.
804952 No.2057210
and actually logan can stand against pretty any other movie that came out that year tbh
3fad9c No.2057211
>>2057206
I really only want FighterZ or Vermintide tbh
d729fd No.2057212
>>2057209
it's only going to get you a select few types of women.
84bbd1 No.2057213
>>2057212
Not very desirable ones imo
804952 No.2057214
>>2057204
did you see get out though?
it was good
but terribly overrated because of the blm movement
>>2057205
>>2057205
>>2057205
pls no spoilers
>>2057206
oh god, yeah if you think i'm weird, you should meet my brother
i'm the good one
d729fd No.2057215
>>2057213
everyone's got their own opinions, but I agree with you to an extent
3fad9c No.2057216
>>2057214
Why would I ever go see that ?
804952 No.2057217
>>2057216
you said you were a horror head
and you could just like stream it or something
44a488 No.2057218
>>2057211
But then I have to #leak my Steam account to you.
>>2057214
I didn't know you had a brother.
804952 No.2057219
like when he sunk in the chair
that shit got me good
afafab No.2057220
3fad9c No.2057221
>>2057217
I'd rather just not watch it.
>>2057218
up 2 u
6491fb No.2057222
yo tp
sicario
what u think about the original and are you hyped for sicario 2
804952 No.2057223
>>2057218
older
he never was that older brother figure to me
like if anything, i am, and have been the alpha in that whole thing since like ever
84bbd1 No.2057224
>>2057214
There's a dude and he does some fightin' and there's a villain tryna fuck with him
Hope thta didn't spoil anything
804952 No.2057225
>>2057222
i really like it
overrated tho
will watch
804952 No.2057226
>>2057224
NO TALK ABOUT THE STOOOOONES
09631d No.2057227
>>2057184
when my dad cracked his leg in half he didn't even complain about it.
he was worried about the wages he was losing while not working.
84bbd1 No.2057228
>>2057226
there's no stones in BP
804952 No.2057229
i also streamed pitch perfect 3 recently
obv not as good as the first two, and they obv phoned in the plot
but there were some times had
804952 No.2057230
>>2057227
yeah it's weird, like i keep telling her to just take the pills and when i broke my ankle i was high out of gourd on 20 vicadin a day
>>2057228
but i thought he like got his power from a stone or something that's in waucanda
no shut up
09631d No.2057233
>>2057230
Yeah, I was just a kid but there's no doubt he was probably out on painkillers the whole time.
fibula+tibula. even broke out of the skin and needed stitches.
804952 No.2057234
>>2057233
>even broke out of the skin and needed stitches.
eww gross
my mom had to have a plate put into her shoulder
i think she's just now really coming to terms to how much the recovery is going to fucking suck at her age
good thing she has an allstar son tbh
44a488 No.2057235
>>2057221
HMMMMMMMMM
>>2057223
Oh yeah?
How much older is he?
804952 No.2057236
>>2057235
a few
i guess that's really nothing
my younger sister is hella more responsible than me in so many ways
but then like she'll just like leave her wallet in a starbucks in a town she doesn't know
3fad9c No.2057237
>>2057235
wont hurt my feelings if you don't
60c76d No.2057238
6491fb No.2057240
>>2057232
shes making a new kind of cake or pie every day
804952 No.2057241
>>2057239
you were here?
NANI
804952 No.2057242
>>2057240
that sounds kinda dope
not gonna lie
60c76d No.2057244
>*slinks back into the shadows...*
6491fb No.2057245
>>2057242
yeah its fuckin legit
today was key lime pie
6491fb No.2057246
>>2057244
if I ever see you in the street remind me not to shove you into traffic
804952 No.2057248
>>2057245
yo that is not exactly easy bro
do you play with each others' assholes?
6491fb No.2057249
>>2057248
why?
do you want your own asshole played with?
804952 No.2057250
>>2057249
if i were in a committed relationship with a girl
yes there would be ass play both ways
804952 No.2057251
i think that is like how sex works grimu
44a488 No.2057254
>>2057236
What the fuck lmao
Has that actually happened?
>>2057237
But you were in a bad mood earlier :c
6491fb No.2057255
>>2057250
>>2057251
thats something we've mutually agreed on not doing lol
vanilla ftw
804952 No.2057256
>>2057254
yeah when i visited her in colorado
we were like driving back from some mountain and she had to have her starbucks breakfast flatbread or some shit
we were trying to backtrace our steps and she didn't even know what fucking town that was. i had to remember the name of some random burrito place next to it to actually find it
i like lent her twenty dollars as she was driving me to the airport, cause she literally had nothing
and didn't really care. those denver kids i'll tell you
>>2057255
oh dude
but
you would like to fuck her in her ass if she would let you, right?
60c76d No.2057257
>>2057246
I legit don't know what I did to deserve this
23327b No.2057258
Buttstuff is the path to the dark side
09631d No.2057260
was kanra a Canadian, TP?
804952 No.2057261
804952 No.2057262
i think his family is from an asian country
0595ac No.2057263
23327b No.2057265
>>2057263
UNLIIIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
804952 No.2057266
my biggest letdown was not getting in that a when she wanted it
60c76d No.2057268
grim what did I do. is it my personality again?
23327b No.2057271
>>2057267
Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Welma
fffeb0 No.2057272
>>2057270
Well yeah, you have to wait until they domesticate them. You don't want the ferals.
3fad9c No.2057273
>>2057254
If you don't add me and buy me a game i'm going to cry
804952 No.2057274
oh man now i'm thinking on that
like she wanted it in
but i couldn't
i just had soap in the shower
you kinda need some lube to get in that a tbh
60c76d No.2057275
grim, if you're there, please tell me. or I'll just assume it was just some random inane comment that I don't have to do anything about, and that says more about you than it does me.
2d2d17 No.2057276
Now you will never have a chance again.
60c76d No.2057277
it's not always that, but it's often that.
6491fb No.2057278
23327b No.2057279
>>2057278
It seems... in your anger, you killed her
804952 No.2057280
well she was my dead friend's cousin
i could find her by walking across the street from my parent's house
knocking on my dead friend's parent's house
and asking them for their neices phone number
6491fb No.2057281
I WENT TO EAT SOME FISH, KANRA
IAM HERE
2d2d17 No.2057282
6491fb No.2057283
>>2057279
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
804952 No.2057284
>>2057278
it's a natural drive
60c76d No.2057285
no, my breath is still bated.
6491fb No.2057286
>>2057285
>
>>2057284
to not put it in someones ass ya
23327b No.2057287
>>2057283
I love Sidious just yukking it up in the corner
2d2d17 No.2057288
804952 No.2057289
>>2057286
to put anything in anyones ass
shit gets boring
you have to explore
60c76d No.2057290
>>2057286
was it something I did or who I am that made you want to say that today?
6491fb No.2057291
>>2057290
you're fine, bub.
>>2057289
fuckin weirddd
804952 No.2057292
darwin can you please stop always being mean to me please?
6491fb No.2057293
>>2057287
just senile darth things
23327b No.2057294
Don't stop being mean to him Darwin
>>2057293
He wasn't senile at that point tho
804952 No.2057295
>>2057291
you have a butt
dude you need to get past your middle eastern hangups
44a488 No.2057296
darwin can you please stop always being mean to me please?
60c76d No.2057297
2d2d17 No.2057298
I was not even being mean.
804952 No.2057299
it's that
that team up shit just seems malicious
granted i had to go back and read last weeks thread cause i did not even remember
6491fb No.2057300
6491fb No.2057301
>>2057295
>
>>2057294
ohright
timeline derp
44a488 No.2057302
23327b No.2057303
>>2057301
Your mind has been clouded by the dark side
3fad9c No.2057304
Gay furrys keep adding me because they like my avatar
23327b No.2057305
>>2057304
You named your ass "My Avatar"?
3fad9c No.2057307
>>2057305
I named it " the most powerful"
804952 No.2057308
>>2057301
we had this farsi dude in college
he was such a buzzkill
but it was kinda funny in that his rich parents gave him a bmw that he didn't even know how to drive
so i would def like make him take that shit to bars
60c76d No.2057309
>>2057300
so the first thing that came to mind was some random violent comment.
I don't believe it. but I hope that's the case. what I think is more likely is that is not too far off from how you feel about me. I guess by sticking around and asking, I hoped to get more clarity on it.
but if it really was just random and not mean, okay...
23327b No.2057310
>>2057307
Ass, the Great and Powerful
804952 No.2057311
yeah like i didn't even remember last week
i just remembered i did something weird with smiles
go back and read me having a full out meltdown
with darwin being a team wish asshole
23327b No.2057313
>>2057312
Admit you laughed and I will
2d2d17 No.2057314
The ramblings of a madman.
804952 No.2057315
you really are the worst one
3fad9c No.2057316
>>2057313
But I didn't laugh
6491fb No.2057317
>>2057309
the fact that you care so much about what I say to you makes me care about you a bit more
if that means anything
>>2057308
I remember u mentionin him a couple times
but
ask soto
I was the opposite of buzzkill at ax
>>2057304
its furry now or what
>>2057303
I wanna see Rey take to the dark side and bring something pure from it
23327b No.2057318
>>2057316
Then I will be staying here, thanks.
>>2057317
You mean like the dark side infused lightsaber fighting style of Vaapad famously utilized by Jedi master Mace Windu?
804952 No.2057321
>>2057317
dude didn't you pass out?
3fad9c No.2057322
>>2057317
I'm a cute wolf boy
awoo
>>2057318
you're going to make me leave
d729fd No.2057323
>grim doesn't know anything about star wars
804952 No.2057324
i take solace in that at least i have never screamed nigger at the top of my lungs on shrooms like based colbert
23327b No.2057326
>>2057322
That is totally not my intention.
>>2057323
ikr?
>>2057324
I was only drunk at that point
6491fb No.2057327
>>2057320
this is farther into the rabbit hole than I want to go
>>2057321
once
>>2057322
awww
/pet
>>2057323
804952 No.2057328
>>2057326
i was kidding
i have done soo much worse
60c76d No.2057329
>>2057317
you've been nice to me in the past. and yea, I think the stuff you say is worth hearing. you're just that kind of person. so it'd probably sting more if it turned out you felt I was a bad person or something. anyways. I can go now. keep calm and carry on.
d729fd No.2057330
>>2057326
what a casual
not at all like us refined patricians
>>2057327
the jedi are a bunch of spineless pussies
2d2d17 No.2057331
You have not even partaken in butthole pleasures.
804952 No.2057332
why is kanra not punctuating
something must really be wrong
3fad9c No.2057333
>>2057326
i'm drowning
>>2057327
I like being this trap when i'm drunk though
804952 No.2057334
kanra have you ever thought that you don't know anything?
and you also have napoleon complex
23327b No.2057335
>>2057327
Blinded by the Jedi doctrine, how sad
>>2057328
Oh, I'm sure
>>2057330
Right? What a loser.
>>2057333
Good
804952 No.2057336
>>2057335
nothing on film fortunately
6491fb No.2057337
>>2057329
have a peaceful night
>>2057330
quite possibly
get yourself someone like darth talon
me-ow
>>2057333
this trap?
whats that mean
>>2057335
OK LISTEN HERE BUDDY
3fad9c No.2057338
>>2057335
thanks
>>2057337
this has a penis
6491fb No.2057339
>>2057338
...................................................
6491fb No.2057341
oh thats not the same girl that Ian posts from gurren laggan
23327b No.2057342
>>2057336
Yeah but you were doing it before film was invented so I mean
>>2057337
I am listening
>>2057338
Happy to help!
804952 No.2057343
>>2057342
i don't know why i am so proud of transcripts i have of me meowing at and kicking nurses
23327b No.2057344
>>2057343
Stone carvings or rock paintings?
3fad9c No.2057345
>>2057339
look how cute they are
6491fb No.2057346
>>2057342
im just a starwars casual
>>2057345
thinking
804952 No.2057349
>>2057344
what?
like details from an er vist
i also fought with cops while not getting arrested cause white
23327b No.2057351
>>2057349
I was joking about you being old
>>2057350
No seriously
804952 No.2057352
>>2057351
why? i am old as f-
oh i guess i didn't get it cause it wasn't funny
6491fb No.2057354
>>2057351
you're a rung up on the nerd ladder than me in starwars terms tho
23327b No.2057355
>>2057352
Sure it wasn't grandpa
>>2057354
I only ever learned about that by misclicking on a recommended video on Youtube and just watching it out of curiosity
That's as far as I got
804952 No.2057356
but real tip colbert getting old sucks
like all these random things start happening
and you always immediately think that you are dying
well at least i do
6491fb No.2057357
>>2057355
oh ok
>>2057356
dont remind us
23327b No.2057358
>>2057356
I'm always dying so I don't think that'll change
>>2057357
Grim that's furry as fuck and I am disturbed
6491fb No.2057359
holy fuck I just found my new wallpaper
>>2057358
orlly
804952 No.2057362
>>2057357
but on a positive males can produce spunk til like 80
>>2057358
do you have a cronic?
23327b No.2057364
>>2057361
Very explicitly so, yes
23327b No.2057366
>>2057362
I've got The Chronic
883c03 No.2057368
>>2057363
I think this is like the fourth time I've said hello to you today, this is getting weird.
804952 No.2057369
>>2057366
what went wrong
the genetics?
6491fb No.2057370
>>2057365
whats this from
>>2057364
better offset it then
>>2057363
hello lass
70a6ea No.2057371
>>2057367
How are you doin TP
>>2057368
I accidentally dip out of thread too often :g
I get distracted too much qq
>>2057370
Hewwo Grimbo
23327b No.2057373
>>2057369
Snoop Dog
>>2057370
With pedophilia?
804952 No.2057376
@spectre i went back and re-read last week's clusterfuck
and i guess i didn't get how much you hated me
i really can be better
that was like my worst or at least
who am i kidding that was no where close to my worst
23327b No.2057377
>>2057374
Pretty sure she's a kid too tbh
6491fb No.2057378
>>2057375
ohi
I forgot what you said when I asked you how your polygraph went
did you work today
6491fb No.2057379
>>2057377
the age range is apparently 11-19
804952 No.2057380
>>2057371
chillin dog
looong week
you?
883c03 No.2057381
>>2057370
DayZ.
>>2057371
It's fine, so do I lol.
6491fb No.2057382
>>2057381
ooh.
You played old rust right?
old rust best rust
70a6ea No.2057383
>>2057378
It went good! I get to wait a bit more before they tell me I passed or not, then I get to take a psych eval maybe??
who knows anymore, it's a lot of waiting.
how are you doin?
>>2057380
hehe same! I'm glad you're chillin
Anything exciting happen or just stressful?
>>2057381
How did your day go?
804952 No.2057384
>>2057383
i got a long time cyst removed from my head
so much stress release
883c03 No.2057385
>>2057376
Uh... I don't even remember what happened last week.
>>2057382
I hated Rust.
>>2057383
Boring as shit, kinda wasted the opening of my weekend doing fuck all.
You?
6491fb No.2057386
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2057383
damn, so many god damn screens to pass thru
mostly bored
kinda had a mini meltdown when wish posted their manly ass hand
kinda still in denial about that
6491fb No.2057387
23327b No.2057388
>>2057379
And she could easily be either
70a6ea No.2057389
>>2057384
that sounds kind of horrifying tbh, glad it got removed!
>>2057386
i'd jump through screens like hoops if it meant getting that sweet sweet 25$/hr
why can't wish have man hands?
>>2057385
Sometimes doing fuck all is nice! I'd take a nothing day over a bad day
804952 No.2057390
>>2057385
oh really?
never mind then
i didn't either
but i went back and read and you said some mean shit to a blacked out me
it's totally warranted
6491fb No.2057391
>>2057388
yup
>>2057389
I feel u
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
cuz projecting "im a girl" for years
23327b No.2057392
>>2057386
>manly ass hand
I demand a repost. I know you saved it
6491fb No.2057393
>>2057392
hold on I have to mentally prep myself
6491fb No.2057394
23327b No.2057397
>>2057391
Doesn't really help the case
>>2057393
Take your time, the trauma will pass
6491fb No.2057399
thread silence is deafening rn
883c03 No.2057400
>>2057387
Because it was lame, and the crafting was a pain in the ass, and it sucked. Much like ARC it also just encourages griefing, so the goal is to get a rifle and be the biggest asshole you can be.
>>2057389
Hmm, good point.
>>2057390
I'm genuinely curious now... what thread?
804952 No.2057401
>>2057389
like it was a hard mass for two years and then all of sudden last week it got painful
i think the inner sac popped
so i went to the dermotologist and they were thinking they were just going to be able to drain it
but bitch was like "yo i think i see the sac"
and you know what? she got the sac out
best case scenario
best 60 bucks spent ever
23327b No.2057402
She got the sac out
- TP, 2018
804952 No.2057403
>>2057400
last friday night
you said like i was really annoying
6491fb No.2057404
>>2057400
hm I never really played arc
tfw so in the dark about all this shit
804952 No.2057405
you have no idea colbert
i did a woohoo in the office
23327b No.2057406
>>2057405
That sounds like an old-timey sex thing
"She gave me some of the good old woohoo last night!"
804952 No.2057407
>>2057406
yeah it was oddly arousing tbh
two women standing behind me poking and numbing
23327b No.2057408
>>2057407
Kinda ties into the whole butt thing from earlier huh?
883c03 No.2057409
>>2057403
Oh yeah! I said I didn't like you, and you were annoying, then we both posted ponies like shitters.
tbh I don't actually care, but it is a running joke about how much you post.
>>2057404
I've only watched other people play arc, but it's literally the same game but with dinosaurs.
23327b No.2057411
>>2057409
Have I ever actually talked to you? I feel like we just post around each other
6491fb No.2057412
>>2057409
gay
imma head off tho nice chattin u up
804952 No.2057413
>>2057409
yeah i get it
i do too much when i black out
i don't like me either
23327b No.2057414
>>2057412
Enjoy sodomizing innocent Pokemon you degenerate
804952 No.2057415
>>2057408
what are you implying
883c03 No.2057416
>>2057411
Uh... I don't know?
>>2057412
See ya.
>>2057413
Rip bro, don't black out.
23327b No.2057418
>>2057415
You like women draining your sac and enjoy butt stuff?
>>2057416
I guess no then, just something that popped into my head. Carry on
804952 No.2057419
>>2057416
i think i get off on losing control
cause i'm a crontrol freak
883c03 No.2057420
>>2057418
Aight.
>>2057419
Stop it. Get some help.
804952 No.2057421
>>2057418
no shit though i prefer women doctors or dentists doing painful shit to me
it kinda helps
23327b No.2057423
>>2057421
They're a soothing presence I guess
804952 No.2057424
oh shit when i went back and read my "meltdown" you were cracking me up colbert with the anikin shit
804952 No.2057425
it also kinda cracked me up how i force memed 8 years
804952 No.2057429
>>2057426
it really did
thank you friend
>>2057427
<3
804952 No.2057430
hold up guys
i lost my bong
804952 No.2057432
>>2057431
yo it was on the other side of the stool
what's good tsuch
804952 No.2057433
tsuchi downplays that he's one of my favourite posters
804952 No.2057434
he's like top 5 maybe 6
solid
804952 No.2057435
i really think that based steve is 4 but he rarely posts
883c03 No.2057437
804952 No.2057439
haiku rated me badly and i would like to redeem myself
d729fd No.2057440
I expect to be on everyone's F tier
let's go boys
d729fd No.2057441
no wait actually
Irrelevant tier
804952 No.2057442
d729fd No.2057443
aww thanks
you're at least an A+ to me TP
804952 No.2057444
i meant that in the best way
i don't like the A attention
darwin is so fucking mean sometimes
883c03 No.2057449
804952 No.2057450
oh shit everyone put your pants on