dc21e5 No.2019117
go away nazi nobody likes u
060f74 No.2019732
Today I have seen the dragon.
cd2ee2 No.2019735
Nezi is a Nazi?!? Fuck, Nezi, let's go for drinks!
060f74 No.2019736
I turned on his stream last night and he was talking about removing all the jews
b483cd No.2019737
To be fair they're not all that great.
cd2ee2 No.2019738
I'm less worried about the Jews, more worried about the blacks.
cd2ee2 No.2019740
>>2019739
Aww, I thought you might be cool.
ac7b8e No.2019743
060f74 No.2019744
>>2019739
Then he started flaming his team and calling them jews
428ccb No.2019745
9e62cd No.2019746
Who would win in a fight
The mutants from the Hills Have Eyes or the family from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
9e62cd No.2019747
Also who would win in a fight?
The Blob or The Thing?
cd2ee2 No.2019748
You have fight ideas that are not interesting.
bff737 No.2019749
>>2019746
HIlls have eyes
>>2019747
The blob
>>2019748
Superman VS 100 US Marines
9e62cd No.2019750
You have a poor imagination and crippling insecurities.
d3d893 No.2019751
Who would win in a fight?
9e62cd or cd2ee2?
9e62cd No.2019753
>>2019749
Explain your reasoning
d3d893 No.2019754
>>2019752
Who would win in a fight, you or 100 dicks?
bff737 No.2019755
>>2019753
I can't I'm busy atm
>getting dressed for work
9e62cd No.2019756
>>2019755
brb going in your room
cd2ee2 No.2019757
>>2019749
Superman. Please, marines are just marines. Superman shoots freaking lasers.
>>2019751
cd2ee2, clearly.
bff737 No.2019758
>>2019754
hahaha... the dicks, i wouldn't fight back
>>2019756
I'll be waiting~
>
bff737 No.2019759
>>2019757
That's why I said US Marines.
US Marines are different. They can kill Superman.
cd2ee2 No.2019760
>>2019759
Incorrect. I mean, I am all for thinking our troops are usually the best equipped in the world, but come on. Freaking laserbeams!
9e62cd No.2019761
>>2019751
Is there really any debate over who would win between me and a failed joke who fucks furries?
bff737 No.2019762
>>2019760
But there's a plot twist.
Want to hear what it is before I go?
cd2ee2 No.2019763
>>2019761
Hey now, I have never fucked a furry.
And my failure is that I am currently sober.
>>2019762
Does it impact the outcome? Let me guess, they have kryptonite? I can beat superman if I had krptonite.
d3d893 No.2019764
>>2019757
>>2019761
Alright, let's make this clean and fair.
>>2019758
Of course.
cd2ee2 No.2019765
>>2019764
I will beat him with only, a banana.
bff737 No.2019766
Um bai
>>2019763
Well, yes of course, but Batman is one of the Marines and he's carring kryptonite in his Utility Belt, he balls a smol piece of kryptonitein his fist and beats superman to death
>>2019764
I would submit to your dick...
9e62cd No.2019767
>>2019764
Sorry.
How about “a faggot who quotes Austin Powers”
9e62cd No.2019769
>>2019768
Look out Nezi they’re gonna bully you
cd2ee2 No.2019770
ac7b8e No.2019771
1e9aed No.2019772
>>2019770
probably because i'm a fat depressed loser
cd2ee2 No.2019773
>>2019772
Meh, I'm fat and depressed. But I'm not a loser.
428ccb No.2019774
>>2019773
>But I'm not a loser.
060f74 No.2019775
At least be an edgy loser if you're gonna be one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_8-bIkn0o
cd2ee2 No.2019776
>>2019774
The biggest thing about being a loser is admitting defeat. I am undefeated. I have a good job. I make good money. I have a loving family. I am not a loser.
428ccb No.2019777
>>2019776
But you posts on /animus/ :^)
ac7b8e No.2019779
ac7b8e No.2019780
9d19b8 No.2019781
ac7b8e No.2019782
>>2019781
How is my favourite animus poster uwu
cd2ee2 No.2019783
>>2019777
Meh. I don't post anime though.
428ccb No.2019785
>>2019779
>>2019782
Wow.
>>2019783
But you post lood 3DPD though!
ac7b8e No.2019786
>>2019785
Is there a problem OwO
cd2ee2 No.2019787
>>2019785
That is what is considered normal on the outside.
9d19b8 No.2019788
ac7b8e No.2019790
>>2019788
:(
I know the feeling. Waifus make it slightly more bearable
428ccb No.2019791
>>2019786
Why am I not your favourite?
>>2019787
You just randomly text your buddies like "yo check out this naked babe, she's bangin'"?
ac7b8e No.2019792
>>2019791
Who r u???
That's only slightly serious, I'm not exactly sure which leaf you are
cd2ee2 No.2019793
>>2019791
Not usually. Usually we will just be walking down the street and see a girl and comment on her. Or every once in awhile, yeah, we have sat at work and looked on a computer and we all judged women.
428ccb No.2019794
>>2019792
Wish / Emma
>>2019793
Wow, but everyone on /animus/ is gay though.
cd2ee2 No.2019796
>>2019794
Sure, that is what they all want you to think..
ac7b8e No.2019797
>>2019794
See, I didn't know Wish = Emma. I was pretty sure you were Emma, but /shrug
>>2019795
And threads
That's why I'm always in waifu threads
428ccb No.2019798
>>2019796
When's the last time you sucked a dick?
>>2019797
Well I don't really go by Emma anymore or anything...
cd2ee2 No.2019799
>>2019798
I have yet to suck a dick in my lifetime. So, an infinite amount of time?
428ccb No.2019800
>>2019799
I'll volunteer to be the first :^)
cd2ee2 No.2019801
>>2019800
Sorry, I've already sampled Canadian cuisine, and I have fallen in love with your vaginas.
ac7b8e No.2019802
>>2019798
What do I call you then
9e62cd No.2019803
I have ascended, beyond peepee, beyond humiliation
I am God
428ccb No.2019805
>>2019801
If you really enjoy one facet of Canadian cuisine, why would you be reluctant to explore more of it? :^)
>>2019802
Wish is fine really.
428ccb No.2019806
9e62cd No.2019807
>>2019806
Its ya boi
You already know who it is
cd2ee2 No.2019808
>>2019805
Same reason I don't want to eat poutine. Some of the ingredients are things I love, but then they add things that I am turned off of by the texture of them.
428ccb No.2019809
>>2019807
Who phone who dis?
>>2019808
Who the FRICK doesn't like the texture of french fries?
cd2ee2 No.2019810
>>2019809
It's the cheese curds
Sorry, bud. I am just not on the market for a meat toboggan.
9e62cd No.2019813
chips and curry > poutine
cd2ee2 No.2019814
Curry is disgusting and you should feel disgusting, you middle-eastern filth.
9e62cd No.2019816
Shut up Mandy you filthy agregious gape
1e9aed No.2019817
stabbing pain in stomach
is that bad
b483cd No.2019818
>>2019817
Probably not.
Just means you're hungry.
cd2ee2 No.2019819
I shall only shut up if you can speak words that make sense. And then only if I feel like it.
ac7b8e No.2019820
1e9aed No.2019821
>>2019818
i know what hunger feels like
this feels like someone jabbed a long needle into my left side of stomach
b483cd No.2019822
>>2019821
Sounds about right.
ac7b8e No.2019827
ac7b8e No.2019829
I'm not, but I was just saying hi :(
Guess I'll go
153aa5 No.2019830
No no, wait
You're Canadian too, you're good.
f55e0f No.2019832
just felt a little cute in this image
might delete it soon
f55e0f No.2019833
Found another cute @spectre girl meme
428ccb No.2019835
>>2019810
You're under arrest
>>2019811
It's Soto
>>2019820
Yeah, I guess.
>>2019825
Hi Echo-chan
>>2019828
It me
f55e0f No.2019836
>>2019834
Turn that frown
upside down
f55e0f No.2019838
>>2019837
>>2019837
Dont bully please!!!
d3d893 No.2019839
>>2019838
Bard was made to be bullied...
f55e0f No.2019840
>>2019839
nO i AM A DELICATE AND SENSITIVE YOUNG FLOWER
f55e0f No.2019842
>>2019841
Oh good choice I love this song....
You up to anything fun today mate?
My guitar ended up coming in the mail even though I missed it earlier so I'm super duper happy
I was afraid I'd have to be waiting all night for it again
I' ve been waiting so long its killing me
d3d893 No.2019847
>>2019842
It's okay.
No, today was a boring day...
Play me a song, Bard.
428ccb No.2019849
>>2019848
Probably your wiener now that I'm here.
4317dc No.2019850
>>2019849
Don't flatter yourself.
f55e0f No.2019851
>>2019847
uuu sorry spec I tried but my usb interface ismessing up oor something is wrong with covaroo I'm not sure it keeps coming out all fuzzzy : (
428ccb No.2019852
>>2019850
But all you do is try to pretend you have a good hockey team
4317dc No.2019853
>>2019852
You choked against Czechs, I don't think you get to shittalk.
428ccb No.2019854
>>2019853
All our good players are busy with the NHL though :^)
You have your full roster~
4317dc No.2019856
>>2019854
???
All our players are in NHL too.
As are czechs and russians and basically every team.
We're all even here.
428ccb No.2019857
>>2019856
Slovakia has 13 players in the NHL, total.
Only 5 are noteworthy.
Canada has 421 players in the NHL.
At least 200 of them are just as noteworthy as the Slovak ones :^)
97eac3 No.2019858
>>2019845
hi hi
>>2019848
who are you flan?
4317dc No.2019859
>>2019857
>30 milllion more people
>disregarding injured players
>disregarding KHL
4317dc No.2019860
>>2019858
I'm Mana
Currently deployed in Slovakia
428ccb No.2019861
>>2019859
Who did I disregard? :thinking:
Also you're the one who said
>All our players are in NHL too.
4317dc No.2019862
428ccb No.2019863
153aa5 No.2019864
>>2019863
By that logic I'm Czech as well.
428ccb No.2019865
>>2019864
By that logic your entire roster is Chara
428ccb No.2019867
153aa5 No.2019868
>>2019865
You could have at least said Tatar.
428ccb No.2019869
>>2019868
Not with those stats :^)
153aa5 No.2019870
>>2019869
He's still young, give him time, Chara won't be playing for much longer.
428ccb No.2019871
>>2019870
Oh no, you're going to lose your only good player :^(
153aa5 No.2019872
Just fucking kill me now.
b483cd No.2019874
>>2019872
Step outside, hypothermia will do it faster than I could.
8b4583 No.2019875
9ffd6c No.2019879
b87ecf No.2019880
How you know you've found a keeper: you both share an unpopular video game opinion
*no mans sky isn't that bad after the updates and is a very relaxing game*
b87ecf No.2019881
seems I've forgotten how to spoiler
f55e0f No.2019882
>>2019878
Ludacris is okay
1e9aed No.2019883
>options: enable formatting keybinds
>Ctrl+S
wow
f55e0f No.2019885
>>2019878
hey
gimmeattention
44a6b7 No.2019886
You ever feel like Bard is due for another meltdown?
f55e0f No.2019887
>>2019886
I don't recall talking to a portugesa
what's your issue?
153aa5 No.2019888
Bard seems like a grand dating material tbdesu
f55e0f No.2019889
>>2019888
If you wanna put in the work of booting up a vpn just so you can fill the thread with posts about me
be my guest
153aa5 No.2019890
ab99f8 No.2019891
>>2019889
Ignore Echo. He is worthless.
153aa5 No.2019893
I'm not Echo, I'm using a vpn.
Sorry Echo.
44a6b7 No.2019894
153aa5 No.2019895
This is too confusing for the poor little Bard.
ab99f8 No.2019896
>>2019892
You must have bullied him at some point. Now he is going through this rigmarole to obtain a taste of sweet revenge.
f55e0f No.2019897
>>2019894
>>2019895
whats causing your aggrivation tonight
5eb40b No.2019898
My eyes hurt from hyperspace guise :(
f55e0f No.2019899
>>2019896
I haven't talked to him in the past 5 years
ab99f8 No.2019900
153aa5 No.2019901
>>2019897
I was thinking about our past and got sad and bitter :<
ab99f8 No.2019902
f55e0f No.2019903
>>2019901
if you''re gonna hate me hate me for something I've done recently thats stupid
like whining all the time or blowing up on furries
cut me a break because I acted like a hypocritical bitch when I was 15
153aa5 No.2019904
Fuck off Darwin this doesn't concern you.
You had your chance.
153aa5 No.2019905
>>2019903
I miss you though.
f9cd9f No.2019907
ab99f8 No.2019908
153aa5 No.2019909
5eb40b No.2019910
9e62cd No.2019911
>>2019910
But the only one older than you is Darwin
5eb40b No.2019912
1e9aed No.2019914
darwin how's the job
same one?
1e9aed No.2019916
>>2019915
eh?? hands off! >.<
62a9dc No.2019920
>>2019885
Sorry, I was e-fucking
62a9dc No.2019923
>>2019921
I used to do it way more often than I do now :3
Today and yesterday were the first two days I did in like a month I think
>>2019922
I was just explaining why I didn't give you attention until now
How u
f55e0f No.2019924
>>2019923
no ty ill get better attention
62a9dc No.2019925
>>2019924
Wish does this same thing if she asks for me and then I reply too slowly
Are you sure ur not soulmates
62a9dc No.2019927
Lmao it's totally the prototype for bob teen ebin
b87ecf No.2019929
>tfw maddie won't be here for another severasl weeks
but I want cuddles NOW
62a9dc No.2019930
>>2019928
I'm a proud slut
I think it's not considered slutting when I'm the giver tho
cc03a8 No.2019934
>>2019933
Tired.
Feeling any better?
e2a64c No.2019936
>>2019934
go to bed!
no not really :9
cc03a8 No.2019937
>>2019936
Still in bed.
o-oh, that sucks :<
Hope you will soon!
e2a64c No.2019938
>>2019937
fall asleep
thankye~
cc03a8 No.2019939
>>2019938
Nah, uni later so can't.
*pet*
You should rest some though. It's getting late
1e9aed No.2019940
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
dang i forgot about Taking Back Sunday
f55e0f No.2019941
>>2019940
when I was
a young warthog
filler text
even more filler text goes here
cae2cb No.2019943
f55e0f No.2019946
>>2019945
Number 10 will blow my mind
1e9aed No.2019947
>>2019946
I don't get that one personally
f55e0f No.2019948
>>2019947
>>2019947
It's pharell williams lol
c5de63 No.2019953
Hu a weirdo
>>2019950
barely morning
f55e0f No.2019954
>>2019953
is 2 a.m here dess
c5de63 No.2019955
>>2019954
so barely morning
f55e0f No.2019956
>>2019955
uhh sure why not
cc03a8 No.2019957
>>2019952
hiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>2019953
no u
c5de63 No.2019958
>>2019956
Success!
>>2019957
It is truth
e44a46 No.2019959
I can't tell if he's teasing me or if he's actually planning to buy me a daki for my birthday
f55e0f No.2019960
>>2019959
I can't tell either haha
d3d893 No.2019961
>>2019951
Hello slutty fox girl.
e44a46 No.2019962
>>2019960
I was talking to him about how I get lonely at night but I don't want to be in a sexual relationship and he starts jokingly suggesting people and characters I might want on a body pillow
cc03a8 No.2019965
>>2019958
You're truth!
>>2019961
Hello slutty alien abomination thingy
f55e0f No.2019966
>>2019964
This limited edition print has sold out
a93d97 No.2019967
060f74 No.2019968
>>2019966
Looks like you're out of luck
>>2019967
I didn't take a screenshot of myself
someone else took it
cc03a8 No.2019969
f55e0f No.2019970
060f74 No.2019975
This song is honestly so good.
c5de63 No.2019976
Just finished watching Black Mirror.
What watch now?
1e9aed No.2019977
f55e0f No.2019978
>>2019976
probs thinger strangs
f55e0f No.2019980
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2019977
he's playing VRchat so it's definateley probably this
060f74 No.2019982
>>2019980
I do actually know the kitten band gang
f55e0f No.2019983
>>2019982
the oonly thing I know about VRChat is what I've seen Kevin play but I love those little fuckers
that's pretty cool
f55e0f No.2019986
>>2019985
he's a shitty youtuber
CallMeKevin
He's like le Irish Poodypie
060f74 No.2019987
>>2019986
>Uganda Knuckles
No thanks
f55e0f No.2019988
>>2019987
uganda knuckles is rage comic level
it transcends vrchat
do you stil run into them?
b7f881 No.2019989
>>2019986
>Irish pewdiepie
>it's all le lets plaiz xd
060f74 No.2019991
>>2019988
Literally all of them are little kids
I'm mostly in private worlds with my group
f55e0f No.2019993
>>2019992
Oh GREAT
it's YOU
f55e0f No.2019997
>>2019994
Sssssssssssssshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
d3d893 No.2019998
b7f881 No.2020000
>>2019992
half asleep, you?
1f074f No.2020001
>>2019995
Why are you holding a dick
:thinking:
>>2019996
Wow, what a slut
>>2019997
Wow, what a slut
>>2019998
Wow, what a slut
f55e0f No.2020002
Well anyways
here's wonderwall
1f074f No.2020003
>>2020000
Fully asleep
And by that I mean fucking BORED
cc03a8 No.2020004
1f074f No.2020005
>>2020004
>hu doing the dicking
060f74 No.2020006
>>2020001
A qt drew a dick sword
cc03a8 No.2020007
>>2020005
everybody tops you
f55e0f No.2020008
>>2020001
Actually I'm a sensitive and untarnished flower
1f074f No.2020009
>>2020006
>ban takes the dick from qt's
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>2020007
nobody*
>>2020008
Gay
Defile it
f55e0f No.2020010
>>2020009
Bard is not for bullying
cc03a8 No.2020011
>>2020009
Oh yeah, cause you never get anything
1f074f No.2020012
>>2020011
Give not get, yes.
>>2020010
Incorrect
060f74 No.2020014
>>2020009
Definitely not.
They are adorable though
cc03a8 No.2020015
>>2020012
Never give anything, only get, yes.
Communist whore
1f074f No.2020022
>>2020014
Too late.
Wow, what are you gay?
>>2020015
:thonking:
060f74 No.2020025
>>2020022
I do crush on them and they are a guy
Idk what that means
*shrug*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAauIQ9FK3s
f55e0f No.2020028
>>2020026
pic related me on tv
060f74 No.2020029
Don't know how to reply to that
so I wont
f55e0f No.2020031
fuck i I hit enter without typing
I was gonna say I'm just kinda fishing for straws here
b-but okay I see how it is 8ch
060f74 No.2020032
Hitting enter doesn't make you post
1f074f No.2020033
>>2020025
It means I get to call you a fag, I guess.
Because god knows I have fuck all else to be doing with my time right now.
f55e0f No.2020034
>>2020032
Shut up I'm using my trackpad.....
060f74 No.2020035
I got classes in a few hours
bye bye
f55e0f No.2020036
>>2020035
>>2020033
Looks like it's just you and me now big boi
1f074f No.2020037
f55e0f No.2020038
>>2020037
honestly I'm kind of jealous of you
f55e0f No.2020039
fuck that wasnt supposed to be a gif
f55e0f No.2020040
it's true
I
am Alone now ; ~:
f55e0f No.2020041
just Chillin
here on the /animus/ front page
992e3e No.2020042
-wanders in, carrying a large tuna steak-
992e3e No.2020043
-cuts it into bite sized pieces and garnishes with ca tnip before setting it down on saucers for hungry kitties-
1e9aed No.2020044
my brain can't keep up with these osu tracks
yet I used to be top 1,000 on guitar hero
what went wrong
97eac3 No.2020045
>>2020044
You called me anon so now I'm mad at you.
1e9aed No.2020046
aaaaaand can't even finish a single song because of arthritis
10/10
>>2020045
*boops the flan*
9d19b8 No.2020047
>>2019963
lol
when i was in vr and had no game sound, i thought she was a cute girl xD
f55e0f No.2020050
>>2020049
hehe
its okay
me too
1f074f No.2020052
>>2020038
y tho
fuck I got distracted
b68ac4 No.2020053
> go away nazi nobody likes u
f55e0f No.2020056
>>2020052
left poor bard alone in a cold thread ;~:
b68ac4 No.2020059
>>2020057
Sounds like model of German tank
9d19b8 No.2020060
new thread
>>2020058
new thread
>>2020058
new thread
>>2020058
new thread
>>2020058
new thread
>>2020058
new thread
>>2020058
new thread
>>2020058
new thread
>>2020058
new thread
>>2020058
new thread
>>2020058
new thread
>>2020058
1f074f No.2020063