b02128 No.2020062
>>2020061
wiill u tuck me in luka
e1959f No.2020065
>>2020057
Sounds like model of German tank
b02128 No.2020066
>>2020065
LOL
yeah it does
fuckin goofy germs
00c46d No.2020067
>>2020062
*tucks you in*
me sleep 2
:)
Zzz...
b02128 No.2020068
>>2020067
yay luka nighty night
00c46d No.2020069
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fa72e1 No.2020078
wow, dead for a sunday :(
3077c1 No.2020079
fb49f1 No.2020081
afternoon lads how's it cracking
6203a1 No.2020082
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fa72e1 No.2020089
106177 No.2020090
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i still cant believe how good this turned out
why do so many good things in my life trace back to 4chan, this guy used to advertise like CRAZY on /v/ and /vg/ before he blew up and would even post directly in the Undertale general for whatever reason
e1959f No.2020092
>>2020089
A, a, a, a, a, a, a
fa72e1 No.2020093
>>2020091
Not much. My roommate is out gun shopping and I don't know how to feel about it.
Bailed out on my mom again, so I think the score is 2-1 this weekend. I'm still hungry for brunch food though..
What's up in Squash's world?
fa72e1 No.2020094
Hoping LTC goes up enough for a plane ticket^^
dce36e No.2020095
>>2020093
Just got home from work.
Nothing much to report. Had to scrape a quarter inch of ice off my car. Considering desk shopping and buying one with my return when it hits.
0ce337 No.2020096
You are not my supervisor
fa72e1 No.2020097
>>2020095
There ya go. I'd love a nice desk. Playing games on this couch is gonna give me carpel tunnel cause of the weird wrist position necessary.
Where are you located again? Ice storms are the worst.
106177 No.2020098
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
love how late this guy is
dce36e No.2020099
>>2020097
Northern MO.
I don't know how long I'll be here though. No less than a year. No more than 3.
fa72e1 No.2020100
>>2020099
Oh dayum. What the heck is even up there??
That sounds like a good range. About what I'm thinking for le desert. I don't think my ginger-ness can handle much more than that :p
dce36e No.2020101
>>2020100
It's where I grew up. Family is up here.
Desert?
fa72e1 No.2020102
>>2020101
Oh, fair enough then.
Yiss. I'm moving to the desert for reasons.
fa72e1 No.2020103
lmao I thought MO was Montana for some reason and was like O_O
dce36e No.2020104
>>2020102
Fool wants me to come see the desert in Texas.
And MO is Missouri.
Montana is MT I think.
fa72e1 No.2020105
>>2020104
Fool would be an interesting hangout for sure. There's definitely some sort of magical vibrations out there, that's why I wanna go. Just always been drawn to it.
Mmhm I googled Montana and google practically XD'd me.
fa72e1 No.2020106
Who was Fool's bathtub buddy?
dce36e No.2020107
>>2020105
He's suppose to come hang out sometime.
Deserts seem like a cool place to fuck around and explore if you don't die at least.
fa72e1 No.2020108
>>2020107
Definitely. I want to try and get inspired by that so I can get back into painting out there.
If the exposure doesn't kill you the rattlesnakes will lol I read a great article describing Phoenix as spitting in god's face and had a great giggle. All the more reason to move there.
dce36e No.2020109
>>2020108
Snakes I can deal with. Parasites I can not.
Phoenix is an effigy of mans sin.
fa72e1 No.2020110
>>2020109
Parasites?
Yes, it seems that way, doesn't it? When I first google earth'd it and saw how, well, deserted it was from everything I was like "sweet". Then you zoom in and see all the pools and stuff in the middle of a giant sand box and you can't help but to laugh.
I'm hoping it's gonna be a lot of fun for me there^^
dce36e No.2020111
>>2020110
Ticks.
I wish you luck.
fa72e1 No.2020112
>>2020111
ooh. those are everywhere. I got one in my armpit once. It's not as pleasant as that sounds lmao
Thanks, Squash. Until then it's just save save save. I really gotta cut out fast food this month entirely but that's wicked hard :(
dce36e No.2020114
>>2020112
I use to get them when I went to the river a lot.
Just try to be mindful of your spending and you should be fine.
My game is starting so I have to go.
fa72e1 No.2020115
I'm mostly concerned about the scorpions finding their way into my shoes to surprise me in the morning.
6203a1 No.2020116
When you spend all your time trying to be ironic and cynical, the moment you try to show some genuine emotion it backfires only to embarrass you. So you just try to hide them, and act like an asshole on purpose because it's so funny. It means not having to try. It's safe.
You're negative and like to pretend you're smarter than the "sheeple" around you because you don't get excited over the simple pleasures in life.
If Tsuchi were in front of me, right now, I could kill him where he stands, easily. But I don't want to kill Tsuchi. I want him to live and go on about his day, remembering his embarrassments and failures, the regrets playing on loop in his head that are never going away. I know him. I know he'll just crank up the cynical to insure it never happens again. That's why he posts "smarter people" who seem depressed, because being depressed is his only accomplishment in life.
I'll be there to watch him continue to shut himself off from the world since he can't accept people having different standards or preferences than him. That's the life Tsuchi's going to live. Slowly shutting down.
I could kill Tsuchi. But I'd rather he live and suffer.
fa72e1 No.2020117
Growing up in NH (at least when I was a kid) we were taught to do tick checks whenever we got out of the woods. Kinda always thought that was common knowledge, but then again kiddos don't spend all their playtime in the woods anymore.
>>2020116
What did Tsuchi-poo do now?
0ce337 No.2020118
6203a1 No.2020119
>>2020117
Nothing I just wanted to shitpost.
fa72e1 No.2020120
>>2020119
Did you type that or was that a pasta?
I feel like you typed that.
fa72e1 No.2020121
Feelings are pretty darn scary at first so it's hard to blame them honestly.
6203a1 No.2020122
>>2020120
Pasta from Pan Pizza's Allen Gregory review.
fa72e1 No.2020123
Pasta from Yan pizza's Tsuchimakado review
6203a1 No.2020124
6203a1 No.2020125
Yan Pizza sounds amazing rn tbh
0ce337 No.2020126
>trannies
>having feelins
lol
6203a1 No.2020127
>scouse
>pretending you can read
fa72e1 No.2020128
lmao that's so much better when it's read aloud Yan
10/10
I want to find that ocelot one hold on one sec.
0ce337 No.2020129
Done a championship job at that.
6203a1 No.2020130
Whats it like Scooter, watching every woman around you clutch their handbags tighter when you approach and they hear your "posh" accent
fa72e1 No.2020131
i don't remember the title of the yt vid. it was from like 2010 or some shit
b646d5 No.2020132
0ce337 No.2020134
It is better than making them wretch with greasy hair
6203a1 No.2020135
A winging, whining rat with a chip on their shoulder who thinks everything is someone elses fault. A loud aggressive bully who thinks they are hilarious and that everyone else wants to hear what they think. The noisy drunken group who arrive at your hotel and ruin your holiday, and the reason your car no longer has a stereo.
This is who Scoots is.
0ce337 No.2020137
Boy, nice anal hgurt you got there
106177 No.2020138
well shit i dont even have to say anything, i can just sit and watch this time
thanks DM Yan, you are definitely better than my initial neutral rating of 5/10
106177 No.2020139
and that wasnt like an IGN 5/10 either
6203a1 No.2020140
MY ANUS IS IRONCLAD
MY BUTT AN IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS
YOUR ATTACKS ARE WEEK
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
0ce337 No.2020141
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, this guy. Anal blasted to within an inch of their horrid life.
6203a1 No.2020143
"you mad" "butthurt" "sure"
You hear that lads? It's the battlecry of a Scoots who just lost.
6203a1 No.2020144
Grim could shitpost better replies than this, without a fucking doubt.
6203a1 No.2020145
I'm gonna start calling him Grime instead because he doesn't deserve the simple satisfaction of having an edgy name everyone already fucking hates because it has to be associated with such a huge piece of shit.
Fucking Grime.
995e89 No.2020146
I think I may move to the US.
b0e4c5 No.2020147
Everyone's a winner when you get your exercise!
6203a1 No.2020148
0ce337 No.2020149
That is a nice response. Too bad i'm not in the mood to fuel your mongoloid behaviour right now.
6203a1 No.2020151
>>2020149
>mongoloid behaviour
Literally everyone who talks about you behind your back says this to me and the irony is palpable sweet and delicious.
106177 No.2020152
oh yes because you are usually so mature in how you reply, then again you're about as threatening as a lobster with rubber bands on their claws
0ce337 No.2020153
>>2020151
Nice bait post. Keep going. You might get my attention a little longer.
995e89 No.2020155
>>2020150
Somewhere sunny. Just until September. Maybe Cali.
dce36e No.2020156
>>2020155
Come visit Missouri.
106177 No.2020157
>>2020154
honestly not even worth the effort you're putting in, any reply you make to scoots is another moment you could be thinking of ways to fuck with the new furry in our party over the next few encounters
b0e4c5 No.2020158
>>2020146
Did your town become an overloaded landfill too? I had to move ten times as a kid 'cause everyone was throwing away their iMac G3's and Beanie Babies.
6203a1 No.2020159
>That is a nice response
>nice bait post
The defeated Scouser goes to nurse their wounds
792a11 No.2020160
0ce337 No.2020161
Oh no.
They said something else.
In the thread.
How will I now survive.
Life has taken a sudden, unexplained, turn.
6203a1 No.2020162
And here we witness more reaction despite two posts stating loss of interest.
995e89 No.2020163
>>2020156
Sure. I can get the bus.
>>2020158
Is that a simpson's reference or a true story.
0ce337 No.2020164
0ce337 No.2020165
And, there goes the filter.
106177 No.2020168
this would be a good game for you scoots, its a recently fan translated Tingle game, in which you play Tingle from the legend of Zelda, who is a 35 year old man that get's whisked off on a magical journey where he meets girls who initially all think he is a creep until he gives them expensive gifts
1b1325 No.2020169
w-what's happening in this thread?
106177 No.2020170
>>2020169
just friendly roasting, i'm mostly just watching youtube right now
how are you Sinni?
0ce337 No.2020171
>>2020169
Nothing. Literally.
106177 No.2020172
except, it wasn't literally nothing
dce36e No.2020173
>>2020169
Talking in call with a thot.
106177 No.2020174
792a11 No.2020175
>>2020116
Poor Tsuchi, I didn't know he was suffering like that.
0ce337 No.2020176
>>2020175
Go comfort him. With the dick.
e1959f No.2020177
So much shitposting in last hour, wow
1b1325 No.2020178
>>2020170
I'm doin good!! still sick but better uwu
>>2020171
woa ur gay
>>2020173
>:(
>>2020174
yes I am a cute thot.
792a11 No.2020179
>>2020176
My dick is a little too big for him...
106177 No.2020181
>>2020175
hi blood-chan, i can't believe scoots said nothing was going on when you were here
0ce337 No.2020182
>>2020178
Holy shit, you've actually got a brain in there?
>>2020179
Still. Poor tsuchi.
b0e4c5 No.2020184
>>2020163
Half Simpsons reference, half joke about me being old. :3
3077c1 No.2020186
615c77 No.2020189
>>2020187
move drive to new computer and copy over your browser profile
792a11 No.2020190
>>2020181
What happened?
>>2020182
Maybe death will be beneficial...
3077c1 No.2020191
564fb2 No.2020192
>>2020189
too god damn lazy for that shit
>>2020185
hey giirl
0ce337 No.2020193
>>2020190
Such is life, little one.
>>2020191
Too much chemical abuse.
615c77 No.2020194
>>2020192
What a disappointment
995e89 No.2020196
>>2020184
When I was a child, people in my village didn't know what a Mac or a Beanie Baby was. So who is really older.
995e89 No.2020198
I was serious about moving though. Only I don't think they give visas to middle easterners like myself.
792a11 No.2020199
>>2020193
Life is not hard though...
There's always a solution to every problem. Well except for speech impediments.
6203a1 No.2020200
>>2020192
Fuck mane I seen you on steam and shit every now and again but I'm too austist to say hi
0ce337 No.2020201
>>2020197
>it is dangerous to go alone, take this.
>>2020199
Sure. Is that what you long windedly say to yourself?
564fb2 No.2020202
>>2020200
I keep my steam in offline mode a lot just because. But you can always hit me up on Discord, I'm usually good about answering people there. Usually.
b0e4c5 No.2020203
>>2020196
Yeah, well my generation had to invent land in order to even have landfills. Of course, back then we called it "waturf" and the only trash we produced were Little Rascals shorts.
>>2020198
Make sure you emphasize that you grew up in Spain, not Mexico. I'm pretty sure Trump thinks Spain was absorbed by France some time in the 1700s.
792a11 No.2020204
>>2020201
I like to keep a positive attitude
6203a1 No.2020205
>>2020202
I don't have you added because I'm autist
Yan #0649
3077c1 No.2020206
>>2020205
stop whoring your dcord out
6203a1 No.2020207
6203a1 No.2020208
btw my discord is Yan #0649
6203a1 No.2020209
add me on discord Yan #0649
6203a1 No.2020210
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0ce337 No.2020212
>>2020204
Of course, got to keep the negative out, especially when you are a dangerous schizophrenic.
6203a1 No.2020213
564fb2 No.2020214
I don't think that's the right discord because it's not letting me add it
6203a1 No.2020215
>>2020214
It's actually #0648 because I'm retard boi
995e89 No.2020217
>>2020203
Well. Apparently I can stay in the US for 90 days without a visa. So if I get a job offer within those 90 days then I can stay.
Also, Spain was absorbed by France in the late 1700s.
792a11 No.2020218
>>2020212
I'm not nearly as dangerous as Yan
615c77 No.2020220
0ce337 No.2020221
>>2020218
Depends on what species you are.
3077c1 No.2020222
I like it when we laugh at yan
b0e4c5 No.2020223
>>2020217
I gotta run to a meeting, but I'll be back to bug you! ^o^
0ce337 No.2020224
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792a11 No.2020226
>>2020221
I never thought of myself as human. I believe I'm superior to them.
0ce337 No.2020228
>>2020226
Show me the prgoression. Show me the leap forward.
792a11 No.2020229
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>>2020228
I'm a 5th dimensional being, I cannot show you the progression, or the leap forward because you do not have the awareness yet.
0ce337 No.2020230
>>2020229
An other dimensional being? This is an interesting development.
792a11 No.2020231
>>2020230
You can only view me with your 3rd dimensional awareness. I have go, bye!
0ce337 No.2020232
>>2020231
Take care, supreme being.
fa72e1 No.2020233
Soo. My roommate just bought an assault rifle, and I must admit they're pretty fucking rad.
Also I found a gun I want too.
0ce337 No.2020235
>tfw no assault rifle to mass murder rampage in a school because muh rights.
fb49f1 No.2020237
fucking scots
if it weren't for them I'd have an armaments factory's worth let me tell you
fa72e1 No.2020241
it's just a .22. no death, just severe maiming. There's a difference
fb49f1 No.2020242
>>2020236
afternoon nezi-san
fa72e1 No.2020243
also it was really mind-blowing exactly how easy it was for him.
1 form, 6 minutes, and a debit card and we had a gun.
fa72e1 No.2020244
Is that the real Disgruntled Poster?
0ce337 No.2020245
>not giving it to you in 1 minute with a Wendy's gift voucher
You know that they have just infringed on your god given Rights as a Citizen?
fa72e1 No.2020246
I'm not a gun fanatic, Scoots. Fucking chill.
564fb2 No.2020247
Yeah my trip is on my old computer
6f855d No.2020248
>>2020242
how are you loafie?
fa72e1 No.2020249
>>2020247
wowsers. Long time no see!!
995e89 No.2020250
Stop stealing my images. I will sue you.
35157b No.2020251
>>2020234
I'll give you a gun~
564fb2 No.2020253
>>2020249
What's good in the hood?
0ce337 No.2020254
You see. It isn't stealing, when you actually upfront give me the folder.
fa72e1 No.2020255
>>2020253
nm nm
Got some stuff to try garlic honey jalapeno chicken for lunch^^
what hav eyou been up to?
995e89 No.2020256
>>2020254
I was talking about Nezi but now I see I will have to murder you as well.
564fb2 No.2020257
>>2020255
Work, World of Warcraft, Gay anime
You?
0ce337 No.2020258
Implying you've the muscle definition and ability to go toe-to-toe with me. You are as delusional as Elma.
615c77 No.2020259
>>2020257
>WoW
better not be retail
564fb2 No.2020260
>>2020259
You better believe it's retail. I hope that disappoints you more.
615c77 No.2020261
>>2020260
What a gigantic faggot
fa72e1 No.2020262
>>2020257
Just work and cooking and planning.
f6593c No.2020263
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6f855d No.2020265
>that image that i stole from an artist and spent 2 seconds reuploading it
>wow yeah holy shit you can't save that it's MINE
fb49f1 No.2020266
>>2020248
it's been alright desu
just got back home about 10 minutes ago
564fb2 No.2020267
>>2020261
You're just complimenting me at this point.
>>2020262
Planning on what?
995e89 No.2020268
>>2020262
>planning
Are you going to make Florida look like a fucking joke
f6593c No.2020269
>>2020264
Wanna play some over watch when I get home?
0ce337 No.2020270
Nezi is a socially retarded individual, how could Loco possibly expect them to understand Avatar etiquette.
6f855d No.2020271
you do realize if someone reported your posts about shooting up schools you'd have a swat team breaking into your house pretty quickly
fa72e1 No.2020272
>>2020267
Stuff.
>>2020268
See >>2020246
>>2020269
Sure, if you can get me out of my spaceship lol
f6593c No.2020275
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0ce337 No.2020277
See, Elma is jsut being a little overly sensitive. As usual.
995e89 No.2020278
They don't have swat teams in England. Scoots's house would be invaded by the guys in the funny hats from the vodka bottle.
564fb2 No.2020279
>>2020276
I hope it works out for you man
f6593c No.2020281
I'm gonna tie Elma up and play video games right in front of her and make her watch
e1959f No.2020282
Db programming its synonym to shithole
564fb2 No.2020283
>>2020280
you have no idea
fa72e1 No.2020284
>>2020275
what does that even mean
>>2020277
I just don't understand why you feel the need to be an asshole all the time for no reason. How you find it fun is beyond me.
>>2020279
sigh. don't call me that.
>>2020281
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN"T
0ce337 No.2020285
Another point is that here, in England, where would I gain access to an assault rifle and equipment enough to butcher a school?
35157b No.2020286
>>2020271
You do know swatting can get you some fun jail time? :^)
fa72e1 No.2020289
Time to hunt down a black hole for a supah warp!
Toodles~
0ce337 No.2020290
>>2020284
But that is a factually inaccurate statement. It is impossible for most anyone, even me, to be an asshole "all" of the time.
fa72e1 No.2020291
>>2020290
The majority of your posts I see is just attacking people for a reaction, then if there is none, you incessantly goad them into some sort of reply.
Just like now. Congrats, you "win".
615c77 No.2020292
>>2020286
>implying time with Tyrone is fun
0ce337 No.2020293
>>2020291
Thank you, now where is my gold medal. Dick.
6f855d No.2020294
>>2020286
if someone is talking about shooting up a school and you call the swat team on them it's not "swatting" and you won't be arrested
swatting is when you make up a fake hostage situation or whatnot and call the swat on an innocent person
35157b No.2020295
>>2020292
:bigthink:
>>2020294
If someone is obviously shitposting, you know they are shitposting, then you are equivalent to the dumb fucker that got a guy killed cause his friend bet him to swat him.
Just because you twist it into being a legit reason to do something, if you know it's not, you are false reporting.
I get that you are a little challenged but maybe try?
0ce337 No.2020297
Man. Shit. I can't believe I am a bully and am about to get swat'd because everyone is too insecure about not being in a fucking hugbox. Idiots.
6f855d No.2020298
>>2020295
not in the eyes of the law
they take jokes seriously.
and I'm talking hypothetically as a warning/precaution to the people making those types of jokes.
please don't insult me especially when you don't know what you're talking about.
35157b No.2020301
>>2020298
Yeeee
When you are brought into a room and they ask you "Why did you waste our time?" I am certain they will love the response of...
"I know you guys take jokes seriously."
6f855d No.2020304
>>2020301
>i'm completely guessing about the temperament of the people involved that I've never met
>and even though you've just shown me that I'm wrong I'm going to deflect from legal ramifications to "wow u wasted our time how annoying!"
1) learn to have discussions without insulting people
2) learn to accept that you can be wrong sometimes
aaaaaaaand filtered
995e89 No.2020305
are we roleplaying like we're twelve year olds in a minecraft server
564fb2 No.2020306
>>2020305
yeah i'm making a house out of only wood like a survivor man
0ce337 No.2020307
>>2020302
Grab a fireman's axe, go hellbent for leather on an item made of wood, pour petrol on said wood, light with a match.
You ought to be warm after that.
6f855d No.2020308
>>2020305
nah eva's just incapable of talking about any subject without resulting to insults if the other person doesn't 100% agree with them
35157b No.2020309
>>2020303
>>2020304
There are so many wrong things in this post, only to be followed by a fake filter.
Never change Nezi~
e1959f No.2020310
>>2020305
Jump on a bed and shake a diamond sword
35157b No.2020311
>There was no insult in that post
6f855d No.2020312
>replies after being filtered
omegalul
wasting your time
615c77 No.2020314
You two should have hot gay sex
fb49f1 No.2020315
daily reminder not to use the emergency service line unless it's an emergency, use 101 if it's not an urgent matter
35157b No.2020316
>>2020314
There's no way, I cannot make love to a whale. :c
35157b No.2020319
>>2020318
I just imagine him complaining about his dad trying to be a good dad, during sex.
Sounds horrid.
6203a1 No.2020321
>>2020320
I forget if I showed you the highlights
995e89 No.2020322
Daily reminder Eva is overweight and balding, and lied about having cancer to justify his hair loss, and Nezi has at least one thing going for him in that he has a fuckable butt, whereas Eva probably doesn't shower regularly.
0ce337 No.2020323
>>2020315
Also, 1-1-2 if you need an emergency service and you arent sure where you are.
615c77 No.2020324
>>2020319
I'll be his daddy during the session. Doubt he'll complain much
0ce337 No.2020325
DAILY REMINDER
THIS IS A HUG BOX AND NO FUN ALLOWED EVER. DON'T YOU DARE 'NOT BE NICE TO ANYONE HERE IN THIS MY LITTLE PONY WORLD OF ANIME POSTERS. OTHERWISE I WILL CALL A SWAT TEAM ON YOU AND WHEN THEY FIRE AND KILL YOU I WILL LAUGH BECAUSE YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE 100% OF THE TIME.
35157b No.2020327
>>2020324
Oh he will. That's all he does.
fb49f1 No.2020328
I agree scoot
people should all be nice to each other
0ce337 No.2020330
>>2020329
Hot baths/shower, hot drinks(plenty of those) and grab some blankets then.
Being ill sucks.
615c77 No.2020331
b0e4c5 No.2020333
>>2020325
>hugs you and every last muthafucka up in this thread
0ce337 No.2020334
>>2020333
What're you, a wuss?
615c77 No.2020335
>>2020332
I'm not the one posting naked blue alien chicks!
b0e4c5 No.2020336
>>2020334
Suck my hug, bitch!
0ce337 No.2020338
>>2020336
Like i've any other choice in the matter?
b0e4c5 No.2020340
>>2020338
Yeah, take it. Take that hug hard and like it.
35157b No.2020342
>>2020335
>>2020339
But hot wolf girl.
35157b No.2020345
>>2020343
>garters
>stockings
Weeeeeeeeeeew
0ce337 No.2020346
>>2020340
It'll not make me any more pliable with others. You know.
I suppose I can grit my teeth and squish back.
35157b No.2020349
>>2020348
You're more girly so it doesn't fit.
b0e4c5 No.2020351
>>2020346
I'm startin' to think someone at Disney has a thing for bondage.
995e89 No.2020355
>>2020351
I know at least one person there who does.
c1cb6a No.2020356
>>2020347
She looks like she just finished an incredibly satisfying meal.
>>2020348
Cute =w=
35157b No.2020357
>>2020353
Suuuure.
>>2020354
She as in you, ye.
838021 No.2020358
>>2020356
You look like you're dying in yours
>>2020357
its the truth though
615c77 No.2020359
>>2020357
I'm not a she, or cute like wolf girl
b0e4c5 No.2020361
>>2020355
Walt would spin in his grave if he wasn't leather cuffed.
>>2020356
A succulent Chinese meal.
c1cb6a No.2020362
>>2020358
Hell, I wish I was dying...
>>2020361
The umami must be spectacular.
What do you order when you get chinese food? :3
b0e4c5 No.2020363
>>2020362
There's a place here that makes a wonderful spicy lamb stir fry. I get that if I'm feeling fancy, but I'm also fond of dependable old General Tso. You?
995e89 No.2020364
>>2020361
Walt has been spinning since they shelved EPCOT.
0ce337 No.2020365
>>2020351
Depends on your outlook and if you want to read that into something.
b0e4c5 No.2020366
>>2020364
His spinning powers the turbines that keep Disney World aglow.
>>2020365
Or they're a fan of Tarsem Singh.
c1cb6a No.2020367
>>2020363
Ouu, that sounds way more fancy than anything I get~
The place I go to just has a dish called "spicy chicken" and that's what I always end up getting :3
3077c1 No.2020369
>>2020367
>spicy chicken
I think you're being scammed
c1cb6a No.2020371
>>2020369
It's pretty good and spicy tbh
0ce337 No.2020372
Not as good as having a cheeky nando's
c1cb6a No.2020374
>>2020373
Watching a video sounds like effort :^(
3077c1 No.2020375
b0e4c5 No.2020376
>>2020367
Does it live up to its name?
>>2020368
He directed that weird movie 'The Cell'. Pretty movie. Awful screenplay.
>>2020370
I love it!
c1cb6a No.2020377
>>2020375
Pepsi spicy like a hot lady.
I'm sorry, I had to close it after 45 seconds.
c1cb6a No.2020379
>>2020376
It has a pretty nice kick to it, but I think it's more sweet than spicy overall~
3077c1 No.2020380
0ce337 No.2020381
>>2020376
Well, I feel none the wiser. But if it makes your point then good job. What are you up to?
b646d5 No.2020384
b0e4c5 No.2020385
>>2020378
Gender swapping is against the law!
>>2020379
That's kinda how General Tso is. Do you like pork dumplings? I kinda want some now that we're talking Chinese food.
>>2020381
I'm six pence none the richer. Nice to meet you!
I should be working on something, but I'm procrastinatin'. You?
995e89 No.2020386
>>2020385
They aren't gender-swapped.
0ce337 No.2020387
>>2020385
Tired, I think I am going to probably be a little unbalanced all week becasue of this last weekend. You know. Chemicals.
Besides that I am wondering if I should grab a hot chocolate, play some Witcher and then get an early night as it is work tomorrow.
Procrastinate all you want. You did a good job today, been busy.
c1cb6a No.2020388
>>2020384
Who are you?
>>2020385
I'm not huge on cabbage in general, but if there's enough soy sauce I'll pretty much eat anything :3
3077c1 No.2020389
>>2020383
I really am aren't I
3077c1 No.2020390
c1cb6a No.2020391
>>2020389
Nah, you're a mess tbh :^)
b0e4c5 No.2020392
>>2020386
Oh yeah. Well, in that case, carry on.
>>2020387
Cookie, the answer to "should I get hot chocolate?" is always an emphatic YES!♥
>>2020388
That's the spirit!
But if they're made correctly, you hardly notice the cabbage.
3077c1 No.2020393
b0e4c5 No.2020396
Scoot, I just called you Cookie.
I really do need a nap.
0ce337 No.2020397
>>2020392
>>2020396
I was about to say... You do need to nap...
3077c1 No.2020398
b0e4c5 No.2020399
>>2020394
Hey, wait a minute. Is that a tentacle?!
>>2020397
And YOU need a hot cocoa. :3
995e89 No.2020400
>>2020399
Oh shit. I've accidentally outed myself as a tentacle fetishist and now you won't want to my friend anymore.
b0e4c5 No.2020401
>>2020400
Just when ya think you know a guy...
995e89 No.2020402
>>2020401
please forgive me.
6f855d No.2020404
b0e4c5 No.2020405
>>2020402
Only God forgives.
>>2020403
Aw, why not? You could plop some marshmallows in there. You won't wanna plop? Just a little *plop plop*?
995e89 No.2020406
>>2020405
I think God hates me for posting these.
0ce337 No.2020407
>>2020405
Time to be contrarian!!!
94aade No.2020408
I dislocated my jaw eating a carrot.
Can somebody please kill me?
fb49f1 No.2020409
nezi you didn't respond to me a couple hours ago >:(
b0e4c5 No.2020410
>>2020404
>
>>2020406
Only the tentacle ones.
>>2020407
Grouch!
>>2020408
My jaw hurts just thinking about that. So sorry that happened to you.
0ce337 No.2020412
>>2020410
YEAH DEAL WITH IT! WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
94aade No.2020414
>>2020410
Happened Saturday evening, so instead of meeting Mandy for alcohol and cigars, I met the worlds most dismissive and unempathetic doctor who forced my jaw back into place.
The human body was designed to fail.
b0e4c5 No.2020415
>>2020411
In the spirit of freedom and to avoid kink shaming, you may post ONE tentacle per day. No more, and preferably less.
>>2020412
I'll tell on you.
>>2020414
Yeeeeeef, that sounds gross. I've had my jaw kinda lock up when I've yawned before, so I can't imagine how intense that was for you. Makes me cringe!
0ce337 No.2020417
>>2020415
No pleasE!!!!!!!!
94aade No.2020418
>>2020415
The Temporomandibular joint is what popped out of place, and that fucker is right in front of your ear. I thought the sound was loud when he popped it back in, but my wife, who was sitting across the room, told me she could hear it pop in as clear as day. It sounded like grinding two rocks together followed by a loud click.
b0e4c5 No.2020419
>>2020416
I just think it's bad for you, 's all. Unrealistic expectations and whatnot.
>>2020417
Gonna tattle hardcore on you, son.
>>2020418
Yech!
Sometimes when my allergies are rally acting up, I can hear that bone grinding when I chew. Makes me sick!
fb49f1 No.2020421
hu my diagnostician and friend I have made a revelation
my insurgency stretches just fine, provided I don't apply my cfg
but if I don't apply my cfg I can't play the game
what shall I do
995e89 No.2020422
>>2020419
I think anyone not willing to put on tentacle toy prosthetics for me doesn't deserve to have me.
3077c1 No.2020424
94aade No.2020425
>>2020419
It's entirely unpleasant
>>2020420
I know, right?
>>2020422
>
fb49f1 No.2020426
>>2020423
ok my friend why did you feel it was necessary to tell me this
>>2020424
:(
6f855d No.2020428
nezi is dead
i'm an alien life form that's controlling his body
37c69a No.2020429
>>2020423
Asa, how are you?
0ce337 No.2020430
b0e4c5 No.2020431
>>2020430
Mmmmmmmmmm, you said a wirty dord. I'm taking your name.
0ce337 No.2020432
>>2020431
Do it. Write it all down. I hope you memorize it. Before I just quit forever.
fb49f1 No.2020435
>>2020428
can you resurrect nezi ;_;
0ce337 No.2020437
Anyway, thanks for being a goof, Sabrina.
Time for me to go sleep now.
Later.
fb49f1 No.2020438
I shall be sleeping too
goodnight frens
b77d8e No.2020439
Good night, British boys.
792a11 No.2020440
>>2020425
i want ears now...
>>2020426
it was really nasty and suffocating
>>2020429
im gud, what is your number again?
b0e4c5 No.2020441
>>2020437
Nini, grouchy boy!
>>2020438
Sleep tight! Happy dreams!
fb49f1 No.2020442
>>2020440
you just had to reply to me as soon as I was about to go to sleep didn't you
you anger me on purpose don't you
37c69a No.2020443
>>2020440
I'm not giving it to you, I've gotten bored of your volatility.
It's fine though, I stole most of the stories I told you from Kurumi anyway.
50a731 No.2020444
>>2020442
i can still smell it... like toxic air
>>2020443
v_v
fine... i'll leave you alone...
37c69a No.2020445
>>2020444
I do hope you understand. Goodbye, Blood-chan
792a11 No.2020446
>>2020445
I understand, I'm used to people leaving me...
37c69a No.2020447
>>2020446
You're just too frustrating to keep up with. It's a waste of time.
792a11 No.2020449
>>2020447
what did i do..? i thought i was good to you....
37c69a No.2020450
>>2020449
You cause trouble, delete any means of contact. Honestly, if you could just stay out of trouble it wouldn't be a problem.
b0e4c5 No.2020451
>>2020448
LIES!
You're a smol gayboy.
792a11 No.2020452
>>2020450
i had to delete it...
too many people were adding me
995e89 No.2020453
>>2020451
Pardon. Mon anglais n'est pas plus bon. Je voudrais dire - how do you say ? I want* a huge faggot. Dans mon cul.
37c69a No.2020454
>>2020452
that's your own fault for "targeting" somebody.
792a11 No.2020455
>>2020454
targeting who? i would do no such thing
b0e4c5 No.2020456
>>2020453
Où est mon petit gayboi?
37c69a No.2020457
>>2020455
It's a good thing I only ever lied to you, it's all you ever do
792a11 No.2020459
>>2020457
So you lied to me when you said you loved me?
659970 No.2020460
After years of Blood-chan I think I've finally gotten into the right mindset of passive affection and just letting her come and go
659970 No.2020461
After years of Blood-chan I think I've finally gotten into the right mindset of passive affection and just letting her come and go
659970 No.2020462
After years of Blood-chan I think I've finally gotten into the right mindset of passive affection and just letting her come and go
659970 No.2020463
How did that double post tho
659970 No.2020464
37c69a No.2020466
>>2020459
Well you lied to me constantly, so yes.
659970 No.2020467
>>2020465
I only submitted the post once, my dude
I guess it has something to do with the captcha
792a11 No.2020470
>>2020466
Why did I lie about, hun?
>>2020467
Uh...huh...? Blaming the Captcha.
So what did you mean by that post? "Passive Affection"?
659970 No.2020471
>>2020469
Stare into the abyss long enough and the abyss stares back into u
995e89 No.2020472
>>2020468
Don't shame me for wearing girl's pj's. I told you that in confidence and now it's all I get from you is you making fun of me for being a crossdressing pervert. It's just a nightie ffs.
37c69a No.2020473
>>2020470
It doesn't matter, I'm done with you. Honestly though, did you think I'd ever meet you?
I wouldn't have. Go ask Kurumi out like you said you would.
659970 No.2020474
>>2020470
I mean I like you, you're one of my favorite people here, but I've kind of let go because you keep deleting and re-adding
792a11 No.2020476
>>2020473
I don't know Kurumi the way i know you.
And she's with someone, right?
I don't want to jump on that band wagon.
I really wanted to spend summer with someone.
>>2020474
>I mean I like you
I'm just really shy, you know that.
I panicked
>I mean I like you
94aade No.2020477
37c69a No.2020479
>>2020476
I certainly wasn't going to spend it with you. I never planned on letting you turn me into an art project.
659970 No.2020480
>>2020475
Still keeping up with Citrus? Do you like best girl?
>>2020476
Why are you quoting that? I don't mean in a romantic way if that's what you're thinking, baka >//<
But yeah, whatever, you can feel free to add me on chat programs whenever you want; I just won't expect you to stay
792a11 No.2020484
>>2020479
You know I would never do that to you.
>>2020480
I deleted my most recent chat IM.
I think I'm going to give up.
I can't take it anymore, I'm just too introverted.
94aade No.2020486
>>2020482
What are you doing Thursday?
Sorry for not texting you Saturday. See >>2020414
659970 No.2020487
>>2020484
It's up to you
Though maybe you should just be more selective with who you add, so you don't get overwhelmed with messages from a ton of people
6f855d No.2020488
>>2020480
no, haven't been watching it at all
b77d8e No.2020489
>>2020486
Just work and such.
And no worries man. Jaw doing any better?
659970 No.2020491
>>2020488
You were the person who recommended it to me, though ^^
You lost interest?
792a11 No.2020492
>>2020487
Fuck man I can't fucking take this anymore! I fucking hate this god damn shit..............
I want to talk to people, you and Sonata, but its so fucking hard
I don't know why i'm so shy
659970 No.2020493
>>2020492
Just relax; I don't mean to put any pressure on you. It's fine ^^
94aade No.2020494
>>2020489
No. I have to minimize excessive jaw use for six months. Doc recommends no solid food for thirty days but fuck that I can't live off of smoothies, so my diet is going to consist of mostly boiled potatoes and pudding for a while. All the while there's this aching pain in my left ear.
I'm not even that old why is this happening?
I can still drink and smoke though. What time do you expect to be off?
>>2020492
You should drink more.
b77d8e No.2020495
>>2020494
Shit man, that sucks pretty bad. You are the second person I know that is young that had a rather intense thing happen like that over something stupid.
Probably around 2-4.
792a11 No.2020496
>>2020493
its hard to relax...
i dont know whats wrong with me
im sorry
>>2020494
i don't drink >_<
995e89 No.2020497
>>2020490
Nightie and hot water bottle.
6f855d No.2020498
>>2020491
i've just been watching House instead
i'll pick it back up, I'm just really into House right now
>>2020492
TALK TO PEOPLE
RIGHT NOW
DO IT!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
94aade No.2020499
>>2020495
I'll have to confirm with my wife in an hour or so, but would you want to call it ~7:00 at Magnums?
I'd shoot for this weekend but after I'm off work Friday we're packing up for Prescott for the weekend.
>>2020496
That's your problem.
37c69a No.2020500
>>2020484
I don't. Unless you can think of a way to prove it to me.
1cd424 No.2020501
Well yeah, House is better.
94aade No.2020502
>Liking House
You people disgust me
659970 No.2020503
>>2020496
I mean you don't have to be sorry; it's okay :3
And realistically, chances are high that you will add me again, probably not super long from now
>>2020498
I've never watched that
Maybe I should; it always seemed pretty popular
b0e4c5 No.2020504
>>2020497
I can't handle it!
c1cb6a No.2020506
>Liking literally anything
You people disgust me.
94aade No.2020507
792a11 No.2020508
>>2020498
im trying to be more extrovert
>>2020499
what should i start with?
>>2020500
please ougi? i wouldn't hurt you...
>>2020503
i dunno, you were always mean to me, telling me you l--- me
37c69a No.2020510
>>2020508
Then prove it to me.
94aade No.2020512
>>2020508
How would you describe your outward personality?
Are you hardened and jaded? Light and bubbly? Gritty? Soft? Kind?
37c69a No.2020513
>>2020511
Surely if you send me a picture of yourself I can believe you, right?
94aade No.2020514
It doesn't matter how you answer the question. I'm going to recommend Rum no matter what.
659970 No.2020515
>>2020506
I like u
>>2020508
You literally told me you love me like a week ago
I love you with a non-romantic, and now entirely non-attached love
Soo, there's no reason you should feel like it puts some kind of pressure on you or something
b77d8e No.2020516
>>2020499
Yeah we can shoot for it. I probably can't stay much more than till about 8 though.
94aade No.2020517
>>2020516
I really don't know what you're expecting of this more than a drink, a cigar and some idle conversation, so an hour should be fine.
6f855d No.2020519
>>2020508
Tell me your life story then.
b77d8e No.2020520
>>2020517
Lol I am just saying. Usually when I get to drinking it is awhile. Though we could always go get a hotel room too.
94aade No.2020521
>>2020520
Do you want to shoot for a Friday where we would have some time to drink and be rowdy then?
b77d8e No.2020522
>>2020521
In the future that would be awesome. I could make thursday work though.
1cd424 No.2020523
>>2020519
It's the sad story of a thing that only wants to suck dick, but can never score.
792a11 No.2020524
>>2020512
Blissfully retarded.
Easy-going
Cheerful
Laid-back
Relaxed
Bubbly
Optumistic
>>2020513
rem already posted it. i hope he dies
>>2020514
:c
792a11 No.2020525
>>2020515
Please help me Erio...
37c69a No.2020527
>>2020524
No silly, I want a picture of you in your entirety.
792a11 No.2020528
>>2020519
Its dull and boring, I had a normal childhood with lots of friends and a loving family
94aade No.2020529
>>2020522
Cool. I'll send you a message later to confirm.
coexisting with another human means communicating plans in order to not piss one another off.
>>2020524
You sound like a vodka person.
You should drink Rum.
>>2020526
I fucking hate this picture.
1cd424 No.2020531
>>2020526
It's like a vacuum in a house with no litter. Or a water pipe in the desert.
b77d8e No.2020532
>>2020529
Don't I fucking know it. My roomates fail to understand that concept, and it makes me want to kill them.
659970 No.2020533
>>2020518
So basically a lot of the humor in that anime comes from House being a douchebag kind of like BBC's Sherlock
Not saying that's necessarily a bad thing; I like Sherlock
>>2020525
With what exactly? Practice meditation and letting go of your muscle tension/breathing slowly and deeply
94aade No.2020534
>>2020530
neck yourself
>>2020532
I've never understood it myself, but I guess people get mad when you do this impulsively? I've learned though. I've learned.
94aade No.2020535
b77d8e No.2020536
>>2020534
It is more usually just taking other people into account. For me it is, anyawy.
94aade No.2020537
>>2020536
That's just common human decency.
Don't have six people over at 11:30 on a Tuesday night.
Don't use the last of someones shit unless you replace it.
Don't cook PCP in the house if there's a six year old kid living there.
These things shouldn't have to be said.
94aade No.2020539
>>2020538
Okay. Desensitization kicked in.
995e89 No.2020542
>>2020509
**Nightie and hot water bottle and that happy filling feeling of something inside me, though. That's going to be really unbearable.*
995e89 No.2020543
792a11 No.2020544
>>2020529
People have told me they love my personality, they like being around me, they look forward to hanging out with me on the weekends and it's a real confidence boost but in reality I'm so nervous and shy I can't stand it. The weight of the anxiety takes over.
>>2020533
Its so hard with my busy life now...
When I get home at 2am I just drop on my bed, masturbate and sleep
>
94aade No.2020545
Imagine wearing loco like a condom.
>>2020544
drink
792a11 No.2020547
>>2020527
You need to be a close friend for 4 years if you want something like that.
>
37c69a No.2020548
I'm guessing that's a no then
94aade No.2020549
hi its me your close friend of 4 years
659970 No.2020550
>>2020544
You post here a good amount, so you're obviously not that busy :3
I'm glad you masturbate though; that's healthy ^^
792a11 No.2020551
File: a07d743816a89c7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 125.99 KB, 457x584, 457:584, 1e170aa0f8414adb9df73bd4bb….jpg)
>>2020545
I'm scared of addiction and I'm taking Abilify
b77d8e No.2020552
>>2020537
Don't give the key to the house you are sharing to somebody and have that person walk into said house with the other person present.
Fuck man, that shit pissed me off. I wanted to pull my gun on them.
37c69a No.2020553
>>2020551
So I'm guessing I won't get a picture?
659970 No.2020554
>>2020544
What anime is that?
792a11 No.2020555
>>2020548
I mean I gave a picture of my butt to closest friend here after 3 years.
>>2020549
nu...
>>2020550
I like to squeeze me time ^^
Oh I have a lot of art in my home so its hard not to play with myself
>>2020553
you did hurt me pretty bad...
>>2020554
Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou
37c69a No.2020556
>>2020555
I guess we can't trust each other. Oh well.
And you lie to me all the time.
864d9f No.2020557
>>2020549
are you my friend?
37c69a No.2020559
>>2020558
If you say so, I've told you my condition.
Ougi
#4379
792a11 No.2020560
>>2020559
I don't have discord anymore :c
and i can't give you a picture of my face. I know you want to get me arrested
37c69a No.2020561
>>2020560
Yet you asked for my Discord.
6f855d No.2020562
>>2020533
and not only is he a douchebag that treats everyone like shit, he's also pretty nuts, likes to take risks and break rules
6f855d No.2020563
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2020562
>>2020533
here he is drugging his best friend
6f855d No.2020564
why are twizzlers and tootsie rolls still a thing
they're shit, they've always been shit, who the fuck buys them
792a11 No.2020565
Bye 4M :p
>>2020561
I wanted to talk to you about the two Challengers I saw today. Ah well I have go leave for work now, goodnight ^^
>>2020564
/thread
864d9f No.2020566
>>2020564
I like the little milk chocolate fudges though
1cd424 No.2020567
>>2020564
I buy them to punish children.
659970 No.2020568
>>2020555
Having those in your home sounds like a health hazard
>>2020562
>he's also pretty nuts, likes to take risks and break rules
Sounds like you'll like Matsuri :3
>>2020563
That's interesting; I'm not sure the way he did it would definitely work in real life though
Seems like a risky move, but I guess he probably had good reason to be confident that the guy wouldn't take the one that was being handed to him
>>2020565
Good luck at work, precious dark princess ♥
6f855d No.2020569
>>2020568
he treats his friend like shit and never does nice things for him.
he literally forces Wilson to buy him lunch every day.
Wilson knows house would never, ever buy him a coffee unless he had an agenda
it only works because of their relationship
who is matsuri?
6f855d No.2020570
659970 No.2020572
>>2020569
Makes sense then
This girl from Citrus I'm posting; the first time she shows up in the anime is at the end of episode 6
6f855d No.2020573
>>2020572
oh yeah
she's cute
i only watched first 3 episodes so far
good to know there's a cutie like her to look forward to :3
864d9f No.2020574
>>2020570
tootsie rolls.
they are chewy milk chocolate fudge candy.
6f855d No.2020575
37f5db No.2020577
I LOVE CURLING!
It's the best sport.
00c861 No.2020579
>>2020576
No, he's just full of shit.
864d9f No.2020580
>>2020579
what's the difference?
511ac1 No.2020581
46c0bc No.2020583
615c77 No.2020701