/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk

>>1939197

yeah

what should I do about these dubs and 7 gets?

>>1939202

He has a compelling point in the dialogue.

I think that's rather nice.. even sincere.

I mean if you were that age, getting fucked.. isn't that a bit of a compliment for someone to insinuate that karma might exist and that they would like the same done to them later when they approach that age? For a fleeting moment the elder may feel a sense of connection to an all-flowing force of the universe or some dumb crap which isn't real and it's an exploitation video, basically.

They're getting fucked.

You knew as soon as you posted that I would secure the 7 get.

I commend your sacrifice. You've done nothing good. This is the circle of life.

When I was your age, I used to press the update button, to see if anyone replied. But no, very few ever dared to post and when they did it was considered cancer, I have been around long enough to continually press that button in hopes to make a good post or at least a small get, gods praised, but as soon as anyone else posted I would get excited, I would wait and wait just imagining when I could post exactly on a get that I wanted, oh, it was such a good feeling when I could, but so difficult because of the long delays between user posts on dead boards and it just wasn't the same on boards that were active or at the very least somewhat volatile in nature so that those posters had enemies and would constantly bicker but when those days faded there was nothing to bicker about and we were all relegated to emptiness; lack of posting, lack of posters- it was a quiet death of what once was a hub of incessant whining, flaming, faux-trolling (fuck you, you couldn't troll for shit) and attention-seeking..

All of this, this inactivity, you clearly are not an internet subculture in any way, any more. What started as a counterculture in /b/ has degraded to this?

You should be ashamed.

You won't even post once, so that I can get my 7

I have to get my 7 my fucking self.

>>1939203

Not sure who all could stomach it.

a friend of mine John has a friend. he was a virgin. Now, he's fucked John's sister. his sister's daughter and both of John's wives. The irony.

>>1939208

Is this a riddle? John's friend is the father of his sister's daughter.

fine, fine.

Chiri logs on, everyone leaves, that's fine.

what if I started drawing lewds on request.

what if you could request something lewd and I draw it. would that be some interesting late-night entertainment?

Will it look like that ?

Draw a bear eating my raw ass while a salmon watches

>>1939211

That's not a riddle, that's a statement.

They're divorced, except for the matrimony between John's current woman and her husband, who is with John's ex-wife. In the current situation, the woman and her husband are legally adulterers while John and his ex-wife are not, after they divorced.

>>1939213

what do you (specifically your raw ass) look like?

I don't want to misrepresent you or your ass before I draw it being eaten by a bear while a salmon watches.

>>1939215

You decide.

>>1939216

>>1939217

zoom out

>>1939218

>>1939219

Zoom out again

>>1939223

pussy eater

>>1939223

ugh, that's disgusting.

why would you take a picture licking it?

you'll get germs on it.

I don't want to see pictures of my food being handled like that before it's prepared.

我很反感

>>1939224

You must smell like old dirty mouths

>>1939225

yeah

>>1939226

I didn't feel like translating any of this.

>>1939227

Don't contaminate good food.

不卫生

>>1939230

I remember when you pretended to be funny, but you were white and racist and nobody thinks racists are funny.

I'm half Chinese, are you still racist or just funny?

>>1939227

wuuut

>>1939232

>>1939233

>>1939234

don't go to bed

>>1939235

Why not ?

Do you want lewd drawings or what, then. please no more stupid requests like a bear eating your ass while a salmon watches.

You got the comedy routine, why not take advantage of my skills?

>>1939236

Because

>>1939239

I was just about to get in bed though.

>>1939240

u fockin wot m8 wot u tawkn bout skills m7

>>1939241

Nyet.

are you sure you don't want any..

..lewd..

custom.. action images..?

>>1939243

>>1939247

jiiiiiiiiiiii~

I'm not ignoring you, I just felt it was futile to go ahead and paint anyone in the image with a black ink fill wether it was shrek or the donkey, nobody would win,

and to be honest I was being entertaining for the zoom outs, but nobody legit wants any lewds, so I have nothing to draw except comic situations. You knew right away that I would not interpret your ludicruous request at face value and we commenced a chain of memorable comedic uncertainly- yet the original premise was that I would render lewds

>>1939251

fucking escapist

>tfw no weather for some quality ZR

>>1939254

what was that weather code for again, I forgot

>>1939252

I play Vi in the jungle

she punch enemies!

>>1939256

I am glad to hear Luka's virtual life is going well and is bringing happiness to the user!

Luka's overall happiness could be improved with an additional penis which is 15 ~ 17 hours away through ferry and additional road travel!

Luka could have a penis in as little as 18 hours.

>>1939258

what about if this was him?

>>1939259

yeah that's probably for the best.

not that I'd be bad at it, or fuck it up, but you have the right idea.

>>1939260

guy seems like he's got business, wouldn't want to impede or show him up.

aw, my snails are having sex

>>1939261

i mean you might be able to appease some people, but i'm rather picky with my lewd art and it would take considerable effort and ability, or a unique understanding of what styles I like, neither of which I think you would be capable of.

Not that you aren't an aspiring artist or anything but I have the internet for porn and obviously I'm a degenerate if I post here.

>>1939265

isn't that the idea though, when an artist says go for it and you have something specific in mind?

>>1939267

Yeah, understandable, and you've seen enough of my style to maybe say I might not do it right.

At least not the way you'd like to see it, at least.

So that's fine.

>>1939268

Sorry, like man, I'd love to give you all sorts of other requests but I'm the only active poster atm

Come back later and ask again! I'm sure someone will bite!

>>1939269

Oh, nah. I'm at the end of my day too.

Just wanted to fish a little bit.

>>1939271

Oh, no. It has more to do with relaxed tendons in the hand- depending on the genetics of people, the pinky can be less pronounced as a grasping digit and became a cultural thing only during the renaissance period.

But these were the kinds of assholes who had two seperate forks for salads and shellfish, after the Bible used to prohibit them from eating shellfish, so draw your own fucking conclusions, tipping the pinky up is kind of a cute throwback to status times, or people simply don't have hands that can operate a pinky whilst inebriated.

Not much research on it, no definitive conclusions, have fun.

the only cool people who throw pinkies anyway are Ozzy, Spiderman, and Scud the Disposable Assassin.

>>1939262

big business, little customers

>>1939263

The anus destroyer

>>1939276

>>1939278

uwu

<3

thanks amazon these recommendations are tops

Good morning friend!

friends*

:v

>>1939284

Only if you start posting dicks

>>1939286

I'm a winner!!

How are you today, squad?

>>1939287

nop

>>1939289

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>>1939291

>>1939292

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>>1939295

>>1939296

>>1939297

Do your best!

I'm good! I wanna stay up and cap anime girls but I have work again tonight & wanna spend time with George that isn't sleeping.

I get paid on thursday!!! and my momther said she was gonna add funds to me visiting him, so I'm gonna be rolling in $$$

>>1939300

okay

>>1939298

>>1939302

do I sleep or cap anime girls

>>1939303

>>1939304

roll a dice

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Heads

>>1939320

>>1939321

Would be a wisdom score actually, I have previous used the dice function on the board and simply forgot it existed through repeated use of text rolling

>>1939322

cock

>>1939324

Haha, you got it

>>1939329

You

>>1939326

You frequent like the quest threads there or something?

>>1939330

nou

>>1939332

Yes you, posting this slut!

explode ur COCK

In her mouth?

Knowledge is, and has always been, and int related skill.

So no, you failed your intelligence check, not your wisdom check.

Fucking idiot.

>>1939337

Went to a convention?

Huh, alright, so what new systems are there that seem interesting...

>>1939339

Knowledge is recollection you tool.

You don't "figure out" what a creature can do from looking at it, you "recall" from study or past experience. That is what knowledge is, and that is an intelligence skill.

>>1939341

Give an example of a situation that would use a wisdom check instead of a knowledge check.

Wisdom:

Deduce why something happens and find a suitable solution.

Knowledge:

What's the definition of X?

Intelligence:

muh dick

I have had a DM have my insights be wrong when exploring a crypt, because "Just because you've studied architecture, and you, generally speaking, know how crypts are normally laid out, doesn't mean you know all crypts, and this isn't a normal crypt."

>>1939342

Insight checks are wisdom based.

So if there were no suggest as to how it worked (no clearly labeled option to [> Show post options & limits]), that would be a wisdom related skill.

Even then, failing insight isn't "Let's try this thing that works elsewhere."

Failing insight is "I have no fucking clue."

Just put all points in your dick.

>>1939347

Outside of like Delta Green and a few others I don't know many of those... latest setting to come out I remember was Takes from the Loop.

im so tired

i want to die

>>1939353

I think it's just you.

>>1939356

i think you should roll for it

>>1939355

this but ironically

>>1939361

>>1939355

What did you do today?

>>1939366

School

Groceries

>>1939368

Wanting to die just from that is a problem..

>>1939357

Why would I waste my luck on someone I don't like?

>>1939359

It's not nearly that extreme on any scale.

>>1939360

>>1939372

idk, it's just been like this for over a week except less tired

>>1939377

This is how I know you don't fucking play DnD and why I'm not giving you the time of day with your idiocy.

Reading comprehension falls under insight.

So not only are you gimped in intelligence, it seems you also dumped wisdom.

>>1939382

Orcs usually do that dumbass, I know luck isn't one of the six stats, but "rolling" isn't wasting luck if it was a shitty roll.

Unless you have buffs for the roll probability is not something that can be "wasted" regardless of whether you like me or not

>>1939383

And this is how I know that you do not actively play DnD, and why I do not waste my time and energy giving you the patience I would a player in explaining its mechanisms.

>baddog is literally admitting to being an orc

>>1939386

How the fuck does not remembering something count as reading comprehension you fucking troglodyte.

>>1939398

Will is not, and has not ever, been a stat you moron.

This takes less than a second to figure out on google.

Willpower is a stat in Mutant Epoch.

I don't have exams or anything.

i was on the bus sketching caricatures and this huge troupe of special needs adults got on with their carers and sat all around me

they all had genetic disabilites like Downs or something else so i had to put the sketchbook away because i didn't feel comfortable drawing caricatures of retards

>>1939415

Teach me how to use std::filesystem

>>1939418

Teach me what materia I should use in these

>>1939420

N-Not even..

I'm not even addicted!

That's like 8 runs of o1s, some Tomestones of Creation and 3 Rabanastran Coins

>>1939421

Number of hours in a day: 24

Number of hours playing ff14, azur lane, & PoE in a day: 28

>>1939425

I sacrifice sleep, that's why I only got 3 hours :c

kek

why sleep when you could be playing videogames or entertaining yourself anyways

I can't believe subtle is addicted to getting bullied by Emma for being addicted to video games.

I just can't stop it

>>1939430

So when are you two getting married?

>>1939431

This leftover beef brisket is really going well with two eggs and some toast.

>>1939436

https://hastebin.com/wukazidede.cpp

This feels gross tho.

>>1939438

Threaded grep thing for a school project.

I didn't want to make a proper return type or anything so I'm just using strings and checking against empty :^)

>when u make ur cv but you can't find positive stuff to put in the description

>>1939439

IThreadPool? you have multiple kinds of threads?

you're smart, now I'm jelly.

>>1939441

One of the requirements is multiple implementations, one using std::thread and one using Win32API CreateThreadpool

>>1939442

that's pretty awesome, i only ever used std::thread and unix threading and they actually never bothered going into multithreading

>>1939444

I can't get any further than this:

"I’m an ICT & Technology student at Fontys University of Applied Sciences, looking for a graduation internship position in embedded systems. During my studies "

im basically a hikineet except for one of the E's in NEET. :sob: i dont really excel either and there's no extracurricular activities aside from modding stuff

why am i like this

>>1939443

Threads are the devil tbh

>>1939447

something futures and promises

std::thread is pretty nice

stl in general is pretty nice

teach me lambdas

>>1939448

oh yeah i did, thanks for reminding me!

>>1939449

What's there to learn about lambdas? :3

>>1939451

so i get that [captures] and -> return_type but what happens after return?

also what can go inside ()

>>1939452

What happens after return?

It returns the value to whatever called it!

So if you have:

auto fn = []() {
  return 1;
};

auto x = fn();

x will be set to 1.

The () are literally just parameters so you can do like:

auto addOne = [](const int x) {
  return x + 1;
};

auto y = addOne(5);

>>1939453

oh that's actually pretty damn handy! thanks for the simple explain

what's the difference with a normal function?

do you mind me asking you this?

>>1939450

I imagine it's similar in the Netherlands anyway. Grades and such isn't that important here, more like how you are as a person and what kinda stuff you've done.

Make sure to put that on your cv. Maybe make a portiolio of your work :3

>>1939454

I don't mind at all.

There isn't really much of a difference with a normal function other than templating vs auto params.

They're just handy when you want to want to do an anonymous in place call.

A good example is pretty much any function in <algorithm> because when you do something like:

std::sort(std::begin(vec), std::end(vec), [] (auto &lhs, auto &rhs) {
  return lhs < rhs
});

You could have a function that does the comparison but if it's literally only going to be used here then there's not much of a point defining it elsewhere.

Or if you're using captures you'd have to set the state and access it in the function and probably do like std::bind(&MyClass:myFunction, this) instead of just a lambda with a capture.

>>1939455

Yeah, people also tell me that. Personality, qualities and connections.

My portfolio is basically github but I can't connect real me to ikt me ;_; that's too embarassing

>>1939456

^^

Ah, sounds useful, I'll need to see where I can shoehorn it in. I did use it for sorting stuff a few times but it wasn't super clear to me as for why yet. Thanks :3

>>1939457

If you've used javascript at all then you should be able to find a lot of handy use cases for it.

Pretty much it's just when passing functions to other functions like with std::promise or std::future stuff.

or if you want to do some sort of "complex" variable initialization and just invoke it immediately:

const int x = [] () constexpr {
  return 5 + 3;
}();

>>1939458

Yeah I see now, thank you :3

>>1939459

Help me, I'm sick and my brain doesn't work good.

When I get to thread_pool->add_worker(worker) I get an access violation but thread_pool definitely hasn't been free'd yet.

The new ranked gamemode in squids is neat.

>>1939465

https://hastebin.com/wukazidede.cpp

Worker is just a variable.

add_worker just locks a std::mutex and adds it to a std::queue before calling notify_one on a std::condition_variable.

What's actually going on is that thread_pool is a IThreadPool *

Then in the lambda I do &thread_pool

But since thread_pool is a pointer, you can't capture by reference so it just takes the address of it and captures by value.

So it becomes an IThreadPool ** :^)

Then when I pass it to add_file_worker or add_directory_worker the address offset for the add_worker function doesn't actually exist because I'm retarded

...

>>1939469

Well every recursive call would add another pointer into the mix :^)

Eh? Where did you think it would throw?

>>1939473

It's a new game mode.

Gotta pick a bunch of stuffs up and dunk them into the enemy's basket.

I had a couple loses because I was getting matched with some autist who felt the need to play defense and kept getting stomped, and two wins.

One of the wins was a *grind* to play and it was rly fun, the other was just a stomp and it was still kinda neat.

I need to use grenades more so I can get used to throwing the footballs on a flash.

>>1939472

Well all worker does is take the lambda and store it as a member that can get called by the thread.

>>1939476

Also, splatfest coming up on the 16th.

>>1939470

What do you bring?

This splatfest sucks though.

>>1939480

Ugly christmas sweaters rock, though.

>>1939482

If you had to receive one, would you rather receive an ugly christmas sweater, or a pair of ugly christmas socks.

>>1939483

Eh.

Lots of snow :)

>>1939481

It's fine, dumb dumb.

It's not like I gave you the full code or anything :3

Deep Space Waifu is pretty good

Post in the thread ༼∩ • ヮ • ༽⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ

>>1939489

>tfw you get a dollar raise and 8 more hours a week

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

My fingers are cold and I can see my breath but the fresh cold air is dank

>>1939490

ay gurl how u been

>>1939492

lonely, anxious, stressed and depressed.

excellent, all things considered

to do list

☑ smonk weed drug

☑ drink multiple cups of coffee

☑ post memes and demand that the community stay alive

>>1939493

Anything specific making you anxious and stuff?

>>1939495

Hey, how are things? ^^

>>1939498

What do you mean meeting up? Don't you have a gf? ^^

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/y8kfsogjm8wc0d8/AABDZxb_xb6COosBnMBOhRvba?dl=0

>>1939494

No, I'm just easily irritated and prone to panic attacks. I think it's hereditary.

I have medication for it

and what the kids call wacky tobaccy

>>1939496

ayy gurl

how you livin

>>1939500

Get high then

>>1939501

I'd imagine there will be snow there soon

>>1939502

Aye aye captain, don't you do the same occasionally?

>>1939503

no worries

I'm the most stable I've ever been

with an actual desire to move forward in life

>>1939504

<3 That's very good to hear, Tak-kun.

>>1939503

Are you feeling alright and stuff, then? And yeah, if you like the guy then sure ^^

>>1939504

Yeah I'm super high right now

I have my window open and cold air actually seems to make the high better

>>1939506

I suppose so. I was a mess the week beforehand because of all the anticipation mostly.

idk she was awesome and I grew as a person but we're prolly just gonna be dronepals and fuck occasionally from now on *shrugs*

Good morning friends!

How are you all?

>>1939505

next year will be even better

>>1939506

damn

I should open a window

>>1939508

ayy

lmao

>>1939510

Fuck yeah man. Samesies.

>>1939509

Hi! Wanted to talk to my lovely thread people before I gotta get ready for work and stuff.

Watching cooking with hoarders while George plays rimworld.

>>1939510

Der he is!

how are you doin?

>>1939507

You grew apart I guess; you'll find someone else ^^

Some things are just good as temporary things

>>1939508

Pretty good, there's snow and the cold air is really nice ^^ You?

And yeah, now is the ideal time to say "good morning"

>>1939510

I like cold air in general; it feels so good to breathe it in as long as you're dressed warmly

Damn, you're still on this thread.

>>1939514

Flatterer! :3

Cooking with hoarders? pls be 2 shows holy fuck lol

What exactly is that game? I've been looking for all sorts of games now that I'm a pc mastur raec person lol

>>1939515

Yeah for sure. It happens. I was broken up about it for a minute but like it's just for the best for the both of us.

This guy seems legit and cool. Cute too^^

>>1939515

Yee it's all windy and it's suppose to bucket snow soon. It's nice to be all cozy during this weather :)

Yee it's a good morning

I think I just skipped all of C rank on splat zones.

>>1939511

this one kind of flew by

>>1939514

glorious

>>1939515

I'M BREATHING IN

THE CHEMICALS

GYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH

i tried cheap shaving thing

it was bad

now my neck hurts

i miss my hema blades

i should get refills tomorrow

>>1939517

It's a youtube series! The dude's house is like falling apart at the seams.

Rimworld is like space prison architect? idk I haven't played it before.

>>1939521

I like your avatar,