b892e0 No.1889925
Kinda want Clint to bend me over the stars and stripes and give me the old constitutional special
514af5 No.1889926
e72135 No.1889927
Gafflwn Dihenydd
O'r Fuddugol wiriol sydd
Ni fydd neb yn ein drechu
Falch ydy ni i drochu
Draed o'r flaen i'r Annwn
Mewn y gwybodaeth fe godwn ni.
b892e0 No.1889928
d17b28 No.1889929
>>1889922
no it was just the illusion
and i should have assumed
that you were fucking the people you were "trolling"
514af5 No.1889930
>>1889928
You say that now, but just wait till I start flirting with people her and watch him get mad.
514af5 No.1889931
>>1889929
yes yes you should have
b892e0 No.1889933
>>1889930
YOU'RE MY PURE MAIDEN AND I WILL ENGAGE ALL OF YOUR POTENTIAL SUITORS IN A DUEL TO THE DEATH FOR YOUR HAND
b892e0 No.1889934
>>1889932
And I don't dine and dash.
e72135 No.1889935
You dumb fucks idolized a personality dreamt up by a 13 year old, you realize that, right?
514af5 No.1889937
>>1889935
yea remember when you pretended to be a psychologist from glasgow
e72135 No.1889938
>>1889929
To be fair that didn't happen until five years after the fact.
514af5 No.1889939
>>1889938
its even more funny when the genuine trolling slowly evolves with you as you degenerate as a person, ans start liking things you can't explain or rationalize
b892e0 No.1889940
>>1889935
I'M A LOSER BABY, SO WHY DON'T YA KILL ME
>>1889936
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
d17b28 No.1889941
>>1889931
clint used to be a convincing troll
unlike kanra, he actually knows what he is talking about sometimes
e72135 No.1889942
>>1889937
>glasgow
HE EVEN REMEMBERS THE CITY! GOLD FUCKING STAR.
514af5 No.1889943
>>1889941
sometimes being the key word, the trick is to not just let them drag the conversation in whatever direction they want
e72135 No.1889944
>>1889941
>he actually knows what he is talking about sometimes
It's almost like that engineering degree is actually worth something.
e72135 No.1889945
>>1889939
Uh, I think that's a personal issue, Matthew.
>>1889940
Please do.
b892e0 No.1889947
>>1889945
That makes absolutely no sense in the context of the lyrics I posted at you.
d17b28 No.1889948
>>1889943
oh for sure you can't let people like alpha you
>>1889944
>engineering
man i should have done that one
514af5 No.1889949
>>1889945
Oh? So you were e degenerate from the very start? Maybe you only hated them because you feared what it reflected about you.
f9f2a5 No.1889950
i have a sore throat
Hopefully it gets better soon
e72135 No.1889951
>>1889947
It's in specific reference to the "kill me" part. Please kill me.
d17b28 No.1889952
squidddy is just going to bully me so i'm going to leave
it was good seeing you based clint
dc10ec No.1889953
>>1889950
aww bardo
take some medicine
e72135 No.1889954
>>1889952
Please do not fucking call me that otherwise I might just not show my face around here anymore.
514af5 No.1889955
>>1889954
then stop posting his face you dipshit
b892e0 No.1889956
>>1889951
Provide me with the weapon and an alibi.
e72135 No.1889958
>>1889949
>gaze into the abyss maymay
I was 13. I hadn't hit puberty proper yet, the only think it could reflect in me was a childhood of bad entertainment choices.
e72135 No.1889959
>>1889955
Not 'clint' you dumb nigger- "Based."
8b2537 No.1889960
based clint
based clint
based clint
based clint
based clint
based clint
based clint
based clint
based clint
e72135 No.1889961
>>1889956
Automobile accident, drunk driving. Get a good lawyer and you might get off with five years.
514af5 No.1889962
>>1889958
so which was it? since you want to set the story straight, did you jerk off to it at first or not? did you yell at the furries before or after you started getting the strange erections
e72135 No.1889963
>>1889962
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.
117aa4 No.1889964
>>1889957
Really?
I hadn't figured that out.
>>1889952
Hah
Fag
117aa4 No.1889966
>>1889950
[generic suck less dick comment]
b892e0 No.1889967
>>1889961
>works in car insurance
HAHAHAHAHA fuck no. You have to try better than that.
e72135 No.1889968
>>1889967
>works in car insurance
Remind me to bomb your building. Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh- Alcohol poisoning (it was actually cyanide) you were fucking your mom at the time.
514af5 No.1889969
it works out though because at the end of the day im a degenerate too
e72135 No.1889970
>>1889965
Yeah, heat was on there for a sec.
514af5 No.1889971
b892e0 No.1889972
>>1889968
Sure, I can give you an address if you want :^)
e72135 No.1889973
>>1889972
For your mom or your building?
e72135 No.1889975
>>1889971
I dunno, you tell me.
b892e0 No.1889976
>>1889973
My mom's building address
e72135 No.1889977
>>1889976
I'll be sure to show her a good time, after all, I am the bomb~
514af5 No.1889978
>>1889975
if so dom is pretty fucking cute, Z is lucky
now i miss Z
e72135 No.1889979
>>1889978
We don't talk about Scotty.
e72135 No.1889981
>>1889980
Come a little bit closer, I'm all alone and the night is so long.
514af5 No.1889982
>>1889981
haha back when madoka was new and popular
e72135 No.1889983
>>1889982
Has it really been six years already.
548b13 No.1889984
>>1889964
Happy to be of assistance"
514af5 No.1889985
>>1889983
yup, im gonna save that image btw, he was a wise man with wise words
117aa4 No.1889986
e72135 No.1889987
>>1889985
And a Ford GT, if he wasn't full of shit. More than likely meaning he was Rob Spaghetti-
IF HE WASN'T FULL OF SHIT.
514af5 No.1889989
>>1889987
it makes sense they were the same person, if you really think about it, even down to the furries and cars thing
e72135 No.1889990
>>1889989
Yeah, Rob would probably be the most likely faggot to be into that sorta shit. Fatt Marah is into dreidels and Rolex watches, he doesn't give a fuck about cars. And the rest are spergs.
514af5 No.1889991
>>1889990
Well anyways, either way it's cool that we actually had some real people there that new their shit and had actual wisdom and life advice to shit, as opposed to you and the stuff you'd say.
514af5 No.1889992
514af5 No.1889993
514af5 No.1889995
>>1889994
god dallas at least pick a new song
56a04c No.1889997
oh boy clint is here. must have already finished jacking it to gay furry porn.
117aa4 No.1889998
>>1889988
what's up, nerd?
e72135 No.1890000
You stop getting horny when you get old and stressed.
548b13 No.1890001
oh boy cupcake is here. must have already finished sucking off everyone within a thousand miles.
514af5 No.1890002
>>1890000
is that why you still save random images that you like that other people post here
pretty sure that was from like spec or scan
f9f2a5 No.1890003
 | Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>1889998
bedtime
nana pastries nana
get that 8 get for me
e72135 No.1890004
>>1890001
Radius, area, or linear as the crow flies?
8b2537 No.1890005
>>1890000
Speak for yourself
514af5 No.1890006
56a04c No.1890007
>>1890000
ugh, that's true...
>>1890001
that seems...excessive.
514af5 No.1890008
>>1890005
SHUT UP DARWIN!!!!!!!!!!!
e72135 No.1890009
>>1890005
I only ever speak for myself, I can't speak for anyone else.
548b13 No.1890010
>>1890004
Radius
>>1890006
I bet
>>1890007
It does? Are you saying you aren't up for the challenge?
56a04c No.1890012
>>1890010
I'm fairly certain my jaw would fall off if I attempted something like that.
plus since so many of them would be filthy mexicans...ugh.
ac5843 No.1890013
>>1890005
Wait. How old are you?
514af5 No.1890014
>>1890011
i remember asking for source on that specific green picture, and it wasnt to you, just saying
e72135 No.1890015
>>1890010
Kinky.
>>1890012
>tfw Mexican
3e9191 No.1890016
865c81 No.1890017
>>1890001
>within 55 miles
>did not get the succ
e8769b No.1890018
Oh boy, is TP drunk off his gourd?
8b2537 No.1890019
56a04c No.1890020
>>1890015
well that was a joke because people think I'm racist.
e72135 No.1890021
>>1890014
I remember you needing to shut your whore mouth.
514af5 No.1890022
>>1890018
TP left like an hour ago, you get an imaginary slowpoke
e72135 No.1890023
>>1890020
>not being racist against Mexicans
That's just un-American.
548b13 No.1890024
>>1890012
oh, uh... Good point with the Mexicans.
You could do all the non-mexicans and so then! Gotta beat the Italian who blew a thousand or two
>>1890015
She'd love it
>>1890017
pfffff, poor you
b892e0 No.1890025
Hiya Kermit
Is Alice still high on his /b/ trap streams?
865c81 No.1890026
>>1890020
It comes with the territory.
e8769b No.1890028
>>1890022
Oh, I overestimated how fast this thread was going.
Sad.
>>1890025
Dunno Colbs, are you still high on showing off your dick in streams making a complete ass out of yourself?
8b2537 No.1890030
Man, I want a personal army that follows me around and defends my every action.
514af5 No.1890031
>>1890028
yea we've actually gotten some crazy fast threads going
scroll down a bit on the first or second page to the thread with like 500 posts in it, that and the one after it people were complaining because the thread was moving TOO fast
ac5843 No.1890032
b892e0 No.1890033
>>1890028
>bringing up shit from when I was in college
Oh man, never change <3
You can hop off any day now!
514af5 No.1890034
>>1890030
if you were less lazy you could have had it by now, you old shit
514af5 No.1890037
>>1890036
i did that like a half hour ago when i was shitposting
e8769b No.1890038
>>1890031
And here I thought the primary complaint around these parts was lack of activity. Guess it ebbs and flows.
>>1890033
I'll hop off the minute you stop being an inciting little shit
e72135 No.1890039
>>1890037
Yeah but I actually wanna talk to you now- Or more specifically take advantage of things you know, now.
e8769b No.1890040
>>1890037
I was about to be upset that someone made a furry out of sora, but then I remembered that actually happens in the game.
56a04c No.1890041
hey hu, check this out https://puu.sh/y93ck/7668538bc6.png
northern is still a bit upset that I was popular back in 2011-12.
b892e0 No.1890042
>>1890038
Inciting?
I only ever bring things up when you come around, because they're only ever relevant when you come around
Also I don't actually have any kind of ill will towards anyone so, just to put that out there. I just like being sassy
514af5 No.1890043
>>1890038
this place seems simple at first glance but belies a rather complicated history, more people know about this shithole than you'd expect and sometimes they all show up at once
>>1890039
well fuck let me get back on for a sec then
548b13 No.1890044
>>1890041
>still mad 6 years later
>implying you're still not popular
Top fucking kek, he just wanted more attention himself
514af5 No.1890045
865c81 No.1890046
e8769b No.1890047
>>1890042
>I just like being a sissy
Fix'd that for you, bud.
I mean you are trying to stir shit with me, If that's not "inciting" I don't really know what is. But if it puts your mind at ease, I don't take it personal either.
How have you been?
>>1890043
>shithole
That's a good way of putting it. Bern's abortion also works.
>>1890045
at least it wasn't anthropomorphic
56a04c No.1890048
>>1890023
I'm not racist against anyone because I'm too busy hating almost everyone equally.
>>1890024
that one chick who said she'd blow everyone who didn't vote for trump?
>>1890026
everyone is so mean to white arizonans ;_;
>>1890033
well what did you expect colby? you took a shot at the cult leader. you can't just DO that. that's mean ;___;
>>1890046
northern wind was in the pony threads way the fuck back and was pretty butthurt, like aeris that I achieved popularity by the simple fact that I was nice and talked to people and because of his rather abrasive personality he was not as popular. his story has changed a lot though, he's got it down to just "he didn't go to bed fast" so that's an improvement. someone who kept tabs on him for a while gave me this pastebin once where in his cult like skype group he went on this huuuuuge thing about how I single handedly destroyed the pony threads with malicious intent after tricking people into liking me or something. I wish I'd saved it, it was fucking hilarious.
>>1890044
not nearly as much as then.
576270 No.1890050
I remember when cupcake was nice to non CJ scoot back in the day
Cupcake used to be a nice poster
b892e0 No.1890051
>>1890047
Oh you, turning my self-depreciating comments into insults! How DO you do it?!
I am not trying to stir any kinds of shit with you, you just choose to make shit with me
If you could just try to interact with me as a person and not as part of a group, that would be WONDERFUL
>>1890048
Oh dear, I feel I've overstepped my boundaries... I am but a humble animefag, after all :(
117aa4 No.1890052
>>1890017
I'm too lazy to watch the star citizen thing, gimmie the rundown.
548b13 No.1890053
>>1890048
Nope, it was an Italian who said she would blow everyone who voted no to a referendum. She stayed true to her words.
Or... She's only going to blow 10 thousand
https://twitter.com/hashtag/pompatour
Apparently her jaws started hurting after a mere 400, but she wanted to carry one
He did then, and still does.
Didn't he say the threads would be dead too if it wasn't for him?
I can't find the screenshot
8b2537 No.1890055
>>1890032
That was a pretty good guess, I'm impressed.
>>1890034
No bully
56a04c No.1890057
>>1890050
shut the fuck up faggot no one likes u
>>1890051
you have. stay in ur lane PEASANT
>>1890053
oooooooooooh. well I got the story right I just forgot the real reason.
I dunno. I just found this hilarious. thought you would too since you're the only person here who'd even remember that far back.
865c81 No.1890058
>>1890048
Not to me.
Usually.
Oh, Northern Wind. I do remember that name now that I think about it.
And oh yeah, Cup totally destroyed it. Systematically from the inside. Can confirm, that's why it's dead right now.
ac5843 No.1890059
e8769b No.1890060
>>1890051
You came at me with fire, if you're not willing to get a little thrown back it you, you shouldn't do it in the first place.
And I am! I just asked you how you were doing!
fcdc97 No.1890061
>>1889941
if they've ever bothered to sift through my word salad posts, they'd realize I actually make perfect sense
>>1889944
are you actually suggesting your engineering degree gave you skills of reasoning and observation?
56a04c No.1890062
>>1890058
they cropped back up on trash so I'm gonna try and do the exact same thing. filthy pony scum. they must be destroyed!
8b2537 No.1890063
ac5843 No.1890065
>>1890063
Why was it a good guess and why are you impressed?
865c81 No.1890066
>>1890062
You're doin' Jack's work Cup.
Keep fightin' the good fight!
e72135 No.1890067
>>1890061
No, it trained me in explicit problem solving approaches where I don't take horseshit for a given.
e8769b No.1890069
>>1890064
Howdy Squash
>>1890067
Howdy Mr.Eastwood
You boys causing trouble?
8b2537 No.1890070
>>1890065
I wouldn't think anyone would guess it.
b892e0 No.1890071
>>1890057
F-forgive me, master...
>>1890060
On the contrary, I love it! I just approach it with sarcasm because I don't deal with genuine emotion well!
I'm working a fairly decent paying job living in a nice place, can't complain. You?
548b13 No.1890072
>>1890057
And unlike Madonna, she wanted to stay true to her word like a good girl
I didn't even pay him too much attention then. I do have one screenshot of a few of his posts though
fcdc97 No.1890073
>>1890067
Is that how it works?
0bfb84 No.1890074
>>1890068
I just woke up and I feel like garbo.
>>1890069
Howdy, Kerm.
You causing trouble in this fair land?
ac5843 No.1890075
>>1890070
:You're actually Louise?
576270 No.1890076
>>1890057
Why're you so rude!
56a04c No.1890077
>>1890066
I learned all my best techniques from jackyboy
>>1890071
never. grovel in the dirt like the dog you are, scum.
576270 No.1890078
Kermit isn't even liked in this community. I always wonder why they come around.
56a04c No.1890079
>>1890072
oh yeah. that shit was how he got himself a cult. not sure if he still has that going. but man he is such a fucking nutter.
>>1890076
to hide my tru feelings ._.
>>1890078
he's a masochist like me
8b2537 No.1890080
e72135 No.1890081
>>1890073
Precision of language, explicit enunciation of problem and desired solution format. Basically "bound my parameters very precisely."
576270 No.1890082
>>1890079
What're are the true feelings? Tell me daddy!?
548b13 No.1890084
>>1890079
What a fucking shitter
ac5843 No.1890085
>>1890080
I forgot my name resets every goddamn thread along with theme and settings.
e72135 No.1890086
>>1890069
That a really shit question.
56a04c No.1890087
>>1890082
I can't. it would shatter the fabric of reality in this plane.
>>1890084
no u
e72135 No.1890088
>>1890074
Slept too long or slept too little, eh?
548b13 No.1890089
>>1890087
w-what did I do?
fcdc97 No.1890090
>>1890081
Really.
You really engineer your answers for maximum efficiency?
56a04c No.1890091
>>1890089
I forgot already. I need alcohol.
8b2537 No.1890092
>>1890085
I was fairly certain that's who I was talking to anyway.
576270 No.1890093
>>1890087
I better go m-make some tea... and then you can tell me... So I can finally be at peace in non-existance
0bfb84 No.1890094
>>1890088
Kept waking up from nightmares.
56a04c No.1890096
>>1890094
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIIIIIDE
ac5843 No.1890097
>>1890092
I have no idea why it's always been easy for me to spot you.
548b13 No.1890098
>>1890091
Come here and have a sip of some Aquavit
e8769b No.1890099
>>1890071
Well one must always stand behind a veneer of sarcasm and irony, that's the only way to be on the internet.
And good to hear! Wish I could say the same. I've had to move back in with my Dad a few months ago. He's basically a cripple and can't really look after himself so I've been winterizing the house before gets too shitty up here. Kinda sucks tbh.
>>1890074
Well I try not to, but you know how it is with me.
>>1890078
A few folks here enjoy my company.
I don't really see the issue.
>>1890086
But an honest one.
You're at your best when you're causing trouble. Wouldn't have it any other way.
e72135 No.1890100
>>1890090
No, sometimes efficiency takes a backseat to form factor/packaging concerns, or ability to utilize an inefficient energy source, or ability to utilize existing products. Direct thermo efficiency isn't always the be all end all.
0bfb84 No.1890101
ac5843 No.1890102
>>1890094
But what if your life is the nightmare and dreams are the only respite you get?
56a04c No.1890103
>>1890098
the fuck is that
>>1890101
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
576270 No.1890104
You are mean. When did you become so mean?
8b2537 No.1890105
>>1890097
You enjoy stalking me. :^)
My typing profile is pretty basic.
0bfb84 No.1890107
>>1890099
I can't blame ya too much.
576270 No.1890108
56a04c No.1890109
>>1890104
the instant u stopped loving me
548b13 No.1890110
>>1890103
A strong liquor that burns while tasting great
56a04c No.1890111
>>1890110
oooh. okay yes share.
b892e0 No.1890112
>>1890077
SPARTICUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1890099
Oh dear. I've live in Cali most of my life so pleasant weather is kinda of a given... is he doing okay at least?
fcdc97 No.1890113
It's not like answers can't be engineered,
but in all likelihood, it's whatever comes to the front of Clint's mind moment to moment.
>>1890100
your reasoning is greatly influenced by your mood.
what you prioritize etc. what you had for breakfast.
I doubt you write any of it down.
ac5843 No.1890114
>>1890105
To be completely honest, I don't even recall most of our interactions other than you getting fired from smoking pot and me encouraging you to wear a skirt but that's not exactly out of the norm.
I have no idea why I can always spot you as an anon when you've said nothing revealing.
b892e0 No.1890115
548b13 No.1890116
>>1890111
Would be pretty cool to have someone else who actually likes the taste of it. So far, no one really appreciates it
b892e0 No.1890117
YES I KNOW I'M SLOW TO CATCH UP. I'VE BEEN DOING THINGS. IMPORTANT STUFF.
56a04c No.1890118
>>1890116
I'm gonna mix it with sugary drinks.
e72135 No.1890119
>>1890113
I don't eat breakfast and I'm always pissed off- Since you inquired about my education I assumed you were scrutinizing professionally. Different kettle of chimps. My answers personally are consistent, though- What makes me go faster taking priority numero uno.
ac5843 No.1890120
56a04c No.1890121
lol colby is slow. breaking news everyone.
576270 No.1890122
>>1890109
RIP. I remember that day. The day Sunset went away.
865c81 No.1890123
576270 No.1890125
8b2537 No.1890126
Give links first.
>>1890114
Same because of the pot though.
Stop blowing my cover.
ac5843 No.1890127
>>1890124
I'm drinking rye whiskey straight because I live in Appalachia and am married to my sister.
56a04c No.1890128
>>1890122
sunset rose? lmao that chick was fucking insane
>>1890123
so is most things I do but I keep doing them
>>1890127
sounds kinda hot tbh
576270 No.1890129
>>1890127
smiles is ur sister?
576270 No.1890132
>>1890128
...Insanely cool...
548b13 No.1890135
>sunset rose
oh boy, these old names
fcdc97 No.1890136
>>1890119
have you studied the brain during your studies?
did you study modern psychology?
56a04c No.1890137
>>1890132
haha no. just insane. I know she had a REAL VAGINA so it's hard for you to look past that, but she was insane.
>>1890131
that's how I like it
b892e0 No.1890139
>>1890126
NIGGER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE LINKS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FUCK JUST LOG ON STEAM YOU CUNT FUCK I LOVE YOU
e72135 No.1890140
>>1890136
Yeah, I was libarts major before I changed my major.
56a04c No.1890141
ac5843 No.1890142
>>1890126
Wait. What are you saying is the same because of the pot?
Stop blowing dudes.
>>1890128
Be a MAN and stop drinking gay ass vodka cranberries.
56a04c No.1890143
>>1890138
I was kidding sheesh. I'll drink it straight, EVEN THOUGH I HATE STRAIGHT THINGS
>>1890142
absolutely not. in fact that's what I'm gonna drink right now.
ac5843 No.1890144
I always assumed Clint to be a "trade school" person.
56a04c No.1890145
>>1890140
lol more like libfarts major
e8769b No.1890146
>>1890106
You mean currently in this thread?
Aside from you, literally everyone I've been talking to.
>>1890107
Well I don't stir shit in fur threads anymore so maybe that's an improvement. I don't go looking for trouble, honest.
>>1890112
Yeah it gets fucking freezing up here. I still have to replace the front door and patch a part of the floor that's sunken in. And yeah, he's on painkillers. He's not wheelchair bound or anything, though he probably should be. His knees are basically blown out from a fall he had and he can't use his legs really without putting himself through a lot of pain. He's well enough to get around, but not well enough for, you know, any sort of manual labor.
56a04c No.1890148
>>1890144
as in "I'll trade u a blow job for ur lunch"
"actually you can keep the lunch I'm just gonna go blow more dudes"
548b13 No.1890149
>>1890143
There are a few things you like straight.
Such as dick
fcdc97 No.1890150
>>1890140
yea, but did you study?
do you remember what you learned?
about the brain and basis for human behaviour?
8b2537 No.1890151
>>1890139
That was the kind I was talking about :3
>>1890142
I don't recall most of our conversations. Okay sorry.
0bfb84 No.1890152
>>1890146
To be fair the fur threads are dead as fuck.
56a04c No.1890153
>>1890149
but that is inherently gay so
e72135 No.1890154
>>1890144
I learned most trade skills through my brother- TIG, MIG, oxy-acetylene welding, cutting/brazing, most wiring knowledge- I learned through my big brother over summer breaks.
e72135 No.1890155
>>1890145
this but unironically.
548b13 No.1890156
>>1890153
Not if you wear a skirt
b892e0 No.1890157
>>1890146
Awww.... I don't know how my dad is tbh, haven't seen him in years but my stepdad is healthy. Hopefully your dad gets better soon.
>>1890151
God damn it Louise I will hatefuck you to love
8b2537 No.1890158
56a04c No.1890159
>>1890155
clint let's have gaysex
>>1890156
hmm...that's true. the law of loopholes...
e72135 No.1890160
>>1890150
Abnormal psych was my gig- And which basis do you want? Which susbset of behavior do you want? Do you want focus on emotion based behavior or observed and 'modifiable behavior?" Throw me a fucking bone, I'm not gonna write a dissertation, here.
576270 No.1890161
>>1890137
URIST WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU
576270 No.1890162
>>1890146
Yes. No. That isn't strictly true. Name names.
56a04c No.1890163
>>1890161
first time for everything I suppose
ac5843 No.1890164
>>1890143
Drink hard liquors straight in some incredibly transparent attempt to regain your lost masculinity.
I just generally dislike mixed drinks because it just tastes like an off version of the mixer.
>>1890151
Don't be a fag, fag.
>>1890154
I'm not saying it as some insult. I think more people should pursue trades. I generally like manual trades for that odd catharsis it gives you doing stuff yourself but kind of loath the people that do manual shit because they're trying to reclaim nonexistent masculinity.
576270 No.1890165
>attempt to regain your lost masculinity.
What THE CRASH stole from us.
56a04c No.1890166
>>1890164
at this point I've had mixed drinks for so long that certain things taste weird without vodka. cranberry juice is delicious either way, but orange juice, lemonade, and dr. pepper all taste strange to me without vodka in them.
I don't want that shit back. it was toxic anyway.
548b13 No.1890167
>>1890158
:3
>>1890159
Now put on your skirt cutie
56a04c No.1890168
>>1890167
but it's all the way in the closet and I just sat back down with a drink ;_;
576270 No.1890169
>>1890163
It is almost like you hold us OldFriens in contempot... is it the amnesia?
fcdc97 No.1890170
>>1890148
damn
>>1890160
you don't have to write an essay, but doesn't it change how you talk about people? shouldn't it? or do you tend to ignore it because the hard truths can be unnatural?
56a04c No.1890171
>>1890169
probably. or maybe I'm just mad at the world. the hand I was dealt. perhaps what I'm truly mad at...is myself...
b892e0 No.1890172
Is this like an ancient furfag reunion?
Why here?
Why now?
56a04c No.1890173
ac5843 No.1890174
>>1890166
Become a good Mormon and get you a flock of 14 girls to have 70 kids with.
Praise Mormon Jesus.
946c48 No.1890175
Why the fuck did I ask for my job back
Is making slightly more than minimum wage worth getting harassed by drunk people and getting hit on by strangers in the middle of the night
e72135 No.1890176
>>1890164
I didn't take it as an insult either, there's not a damn thing wrong with the hard work that goes into trades- I'm just the kind of scum fuck who learned them on the sly. I can tig chromoly better than 99% of faggots, but I won't pass a nuclear test. Oxy-acetylene is probably the only thing I could pass a nuclear test in, that shit spoke to me since day one.
548b13 No.1890177
>>1890168
Shame.. Hope the drink is good at least
576270 No.1890178
>inb4 the inevitable loco entry, sparring with kanra and 764th breakdown in the kanra/loco relationship
>>1890171
And y-you are taking it out on the ones closest because that is just human?
0bfb84 No.1890179
>>1890172
Am I an ancient fur fag?
8b2537 No.1890180
>>1890164
I was memeing, I've never done gay stuff.
>>1890167
Don't catface me.
548b13 No.1890181
>>1890180
:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3
576270 No.1890182
>i've never done gay stuff
56a04c No.1890183
>>1890174
you think that's a good mormon? fucksake man, I'd need at least 100 kids before I'd even be considered mediocre
those dudes ain't messin' around.
>>1890177
it will be if you fags would slow down enough to let me drink it
>>1890178
don't you EVER accuse me of being human again. I'm subhuman filth DON'T U FORGET IT
b892e0 No.1890184
>>1890179
Well you're a furfag, but idk about ancient. Old enough, maybe
56a04c No.1890185
8b2537 No.1890186
>>1890181
W o w
>>1890182
It's technically true
As long as we are talking about rl :^)
946c48 No.1890187
>>1890164
>Drink hard liquors straight in some incredibly transparent attempt to regain your lost masculinity.
I don't want any masculinity but rum is delicious
e8769b No.1890188
>>1890152
Guess I'm not missing out on any fun then.
>>1890157
Thanks Colbs.
>>1890162
Here right now?
Clint, Baddog, Squash, Colbert.
They might not like the company I keep, but I'd like to think I'm on at least good terms with them.
>>1890175
Oh hey Revy, small world.
>>1890179
You're so ancient you're a ghost my man. Just in time for Halloween too.
56a04c No.1890189
576270 No.1890190
>>1890183
S-so meta... so edgy... It is almost l-like you have the h-high ground
56a04c No.1890191
>>1890190
bitch I have the low ground and I'm clinging to it for dear life.
0bfb84 No.1890192
>>1890184
I feel old as fuck.
>>1890188
Yeah. It's kind of eh there now.
And soon I'll pass on to the next life.
576270 No.1890193
>>1890188
I am sure Colbert and Squash genuinely don't. It is just to keep the peace at this point.
576270 No.1890195
>>1890191
Sounds like you need a refugee boat to Italy.
56a04c No.1890196
yeah scoots knows all about piece keeping. like that glock he uses to cap niggas what roll up on his crew
0bfb84 No.1890197
Also the only person I particularly hate in your group is Alice.
I don't really know who else you talk to Kerm.
We still mellow though yo.
ac5843 No.1890198
>>1890176
I'm much the same in regards to "learn it as you need it" but more towards woodworking than welding. I can tig weld enough to keep shit together but I sure as hell wouldn't trust myself.
>>1890180
That's the best joke I've heard all day.
>>1890183
You people put even the Mexicans to shame with how many kids you'll shit out by 14.
>>1890187
I almost always have a handle of Kraken to drink straight to get shitfaced but that's about all I really use it for.
56a04c No.1890199
>>1890195
don't you need a boat to get there no matter what? fucking waterlogged pasta town I swear.
e72135 No.1890200
>>1890170
Take yourself for instance- I've picked up that you probably have autism or some kind of social anxiety disorder that makes you emotionally dependent- I can empathize, I have my daddy issues! But you came out swinging at me, mother fucker- So I'm not gonna soften my blows for you and people like you. If you wanna learn, humble yourselves, or act in good faith, different story. I don't ignore my abnormal psych background because of 'hard truths.' I set it to the side because I'm not drop trow and grab ankle for some entitled little shitbag with anxiety.
8fa964 No.1890201
>All the bullshit I just read that I have no fucking idea what anyone is talking about that I will probably never llive down.
Adios.
576270 No.1890202
>>1890199
>>1890199
I'M 200% NIGGA
TAKE YOUR COAT OFF?
NO, THE MAN NOT HOT.
SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRT PA PA PA
56a04c No.1890203
>>1890198
uh duh, the prime child bearing years are early. gotta pop them out as much as you can by then. like I'm gonna try and start a family with some withered old 16 year old hag. don't be disgusting.
946c48 No.1890204
>>1890198
I'm poor and basic so I just like to keep some Bacardi around
Silver for mixed drinks
Gold for bad days
56a04c No.1890206
>>1890202
oh no...it's retarded...
b892e0 No.1890207
>>1890188
>thanking me for basic human decency
Is that what we've come to? Thank me when the voodoo spell I cast on your father brings him back to health. For a time.... Then curse my name as he rises a vengeful spectre to prey on your village's virgin girls! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1890192
You're younger than me lmao
56a04c No.1890208
>>1890205
not sorry enough. you'll see...you'll ALL SEE
fcdc97 No.1890209
XD
OMG
Alice Margatroid is the puppetmaster Tohou, and Kermit is a Muppet
b892e0 No.1890210
Okay I may have gone too far
Here's to your father's recovery
56a04c No.1890211
ac5843 No.1890212
>>1890203
Mormonism is just a legal cult.
Gas them all.
>>1890204
Hah. Fag.
0bfb84 No.1890213
>>1890207
I work shit jobs and don't take care of myself.
56a04c No.1890214
>>1890212
at least they aren't busy driving trucks through crowds of people and blowing up building with suicide vests.
e8769b No.1890215
>>1890193
I think they can speak for themselves.
>>1890194
Who else posts with a Kermit avatar?
Either that or I've made a grave mistake and you're a different Revy.
>>1890197
I still want to get the story on that, but I understand if you don't want to rock the boat by doing so.
>>1890207
Around here? Absolutely.
And oh god, we don't live near anyone. He'd have to go out and fuck a shapely tree or something.
>>1890209
Do I know you?
56a04c No.1890216
>>1890213
I'll take care of u bby
946c48 No.1890217
>>1890212
Am I even a fag at this point?
56a04c No.1890218
>>1890217
that's a big yuppers.
8b2537 No.1890219
>>1890198
I do not appreciate this bullying.
>>1890205
I didn't know you were so mean. Why is tea such a shit drink?
548b13 No.1890220
>>1890208
Okay. I'm waiting
fcdc97 No.1890221
>>1890201
You can't live it down while it's still a thing.
You just don't wanna talk about it, because your views are the same, even if you hypocritically break them constantly.
There wasn't a time where you had a change of heart.
56a04c No.1890222
>>1890220
just uh. keep waiting. you'll see. later.
e72135 No.1890223
>>1890198
There you go, you're a Jack like a lot of fellas I know- Don't let armchair welders fuck with you either "grinder and paint make me the welder I ain't." I personally have a lovely case thanatos so I don't give a damn if my cage holds together or not.
548b13 No.1890224
>>1890219
I'm very mean
>Why is tea such a shit drink?
Cause the brits like it.
We all know Coffee is where it's at
946c48 No.1890225
>>1890215
I'm the only Revy I know but you seem to have mistaken me for someone without brain holes
0bfb84 No.1890226
>>1890215
It's fine. I would if I wasn't tired as all shit.
Off for a bit.
548b13 No.1890227
>>1890222
I'd wait forever for you bby
ac5843 No.1890228
>>1890214
#NotAllMormons
>>1890217
You're as gay as they come.
>>1890219
It's not bullying if it's true.
e72135 No.1890229
>>1890201
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
56a04c No.1890230
>>1890227
brb vomiting from an overdose of cheese
b892e0 No.1890231
>>1890213
I also don't take care of myself!
>>1890215
I amused myself way too much with that halloween tangent I'm sorry
946c48 No.1890232
>>1890218
>>1890228
Most fags I know like having dicks
fcdc97 No.1890233
>>1890211
If pan down in Kermie's avatar images, you see Alice's arm
Gives new meaning to being someone's right hand
56a04c No.1890235
>>1890228
they're too busy trying to keep a lid on the growing pro gay movement inside the church to really do much else these days. eventually all the old people in the top positions will die and be replaced by more accepting people and then they'll find something new to focus religious fervor on.
8fa964 No.1890236
>>1890221
Man, I have said my beliefs already, I've not been a racist once in my life. I always hated that people misconstrued statistics like you! Ffs! Romantically apocalyptic is innocent of this assholes crimes and why should I have to suffer the aftermath of his bullshit? I refuse to. Fuck you for having no faith in me from the get go.. I was doomed the moment I got here, because I loved something just as much as some piece of racist trash.
56a04c No.1890237
>>1890233
hey man being suckered in by a cult is no laughing matter. you should be more sympathetic. didn't you used to think alice was cool at one point?
>>1890234
I'll find a way.
56a04c No.1890238
>>1890236
>lol I'm going guys look at this post I made that says I'm not even sticking around
>also lemme stick around and keep posting
ac5843 No.1890239
>>1890223
I feel like you may be the type that intentionally breaks shit just so you can fix.
>>1890232
You're the faggiest fag to ever fag.
>>1890235
Are Mormons the ones that have issue with dancing still?
8b2537 No.1890240
>>1890224
Hmph, you're not off to a very good first impression with me. Well, minus the fact that you like coffee since it is by far the superior drink.
>>1890228
It's not true though.
56a04c No.1890242
oh wait shit, is that wastey?
82b235 No.1890243
Alice being a puppet master is a bad meme, she isn't that capable.
8b2537 No.1890244
>>1890238
Can I get a free (you) if I pretend to leave too?
8fa964 No.1890245
>>1890238
Fair enough.. I want to at least defend my fucking self..
ac5843 No.1890246
e72135 No.1890247
>>1890236
How much LSD did you do, exactly?
548b13 No.1890248
>>1890240
I'm merely a shitposter, nothing special.
Yeah, coffee is the best drink, hardly even drink anything else
946c48 No.1890249
>>1890239
I've seen bigger faggots
8fa964 No.1890250
>>1890247
Not enough to not feel shame I guess.
56a04c No.1890251
>>1890239
they never did as far as I know.
>>1890241
*pet*
>>1890245
don't mind me. nothing I say has value anyway and I'm also a dick.
>>1890244
I'll give you one.
56a04c No.1890252
>>1890243
you vastly underestimate how stupid and desperate internet people are. especially if you pretend to be a girl.
e8769b No.1890253
>>1890225
Ah shame then. If you know a guy named Jack Spicer that occasionally causes a ruckus here, the girl he's dating calls herself Revy.
Thought you were her!
And I'm very sorry for your brain holes.
>>1890226
Word. Catch you later Squash.
>>1890233
Still don't know who you are.
But judging by the way Clint's been treating you, I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you're a faggot.
>>1890247
Am I correct on that point?
82b235 No.1890254
Oh, my god. Don't respond like you are who they think. Maintain the facade or don't. DO NOT try to do both.
946c48 No.1890255
>>1890246
Feels weird to see this pointed at someone else
56a04c No.1890256
>>1890254
I like this anon. super hot takes.
946c48 No.1890257
>>1890253
Ugh I'm not dating jack
e72135 No.1890259
>>1890250
Shame is a signifier for change. Don't like the feeling? Do something different.
82b235 No.1890260
I like this revy poster, super hot takes.
56a04c No.1890261
b892e0 No.1890262
fcdc97 No.1890263
>>1890200
>autism
just below asperger's.
>or some kind of social anxiety disorder that makes you emotionally dependent
almost definitely.
>daddy issues!
check!
I got issues.
I'm working on 'em.
>I'm not drop trow and grab ankle for some entitled little shitbag with anxiety.
my tone is sorta challenging, but theys ain't fighting words
I guess I'll be looking for cues of engineering in your point-making
56a04c No.1890264
one of those rare cases where both parties could do better
8b2537 No.1890265
>>1890248
Same tbh. Send me Danish coffee.
>>1890251
Ha, I got one without even pretending to leave! Sucker.
82b235 No.1890266
Goddamn what is this cupcake fucked your mom last night flavored.
8fa964 No.1890267
>>1890259
See that is why I am quitting, because I will feel shame even if it is unwarranted and I don't want to fucking bother.
I never asked for all this shit!
e8769b No.1890268
>>1890257
I don't blame you.
Nice to make your acquaintance tho
I'm Kermit, if that wasn't readily apparent
56a04c No.1890271
>>1890263
is this >>1890267
wastey or not.
e72135 No.1890272
>>1890253
That's Insider, more known by a contemporary name of "Kanra." Form your own opinion, don't piggyback me you green fuck- He's a fuck because I have a bone to pick with him and in spite of not giving a fuck and generally leaving him to be a faggot, he keeps coming back to me with claws out. Develop your own personal issue with him, I don't need a white knight.
946c48 No.1890273
>>1890260
>
>>1890262
I don't know what that means
548b13 No.1890274
>>1890265
I don't think it's that special
3245ea No.1890275
>>1890273
I really can't leave again before saying hello to you, revy
Hello
8b2537 No.1890276
>>1890274
Send me regular coffee.
56a04c No.1890277
>>1890272
clint lemme be ur white knight uguu
8fa964 No.1890278
>>1890271
What are you asking? Exactly..
946c48 No.1890280
>>1890268
Oh I suppose you would be Kermit
I feel like I've heard of you
548b13 No.1890281
82b235 No.1890283
No I mean the revy poster is posting hot lewds keep doing that.
fcdc97 No.1890290
>>1890236
you're really going out of your way to convince me you're not you, and it's really interesting.
you just want a circle, and a clean slate.
be a man and own up for your beliefs.
or be a fox.
e72135 No.1890293
>>1890263
Your tone is passive aggressive fuckboy- Your approach is out of the blue and opportunistic. Your words are very pointedly fighting words because you expressed your desire to defend to the death your notion of who or what Wastelander was and had some choice words about me "piece of shit who doesn't give a fuck" I think they were? In spite of my explicit enunciation that I can really only bother myself with immediate matters, old chips on shoulders being a waste of time. So pack it in, pussy, you don't get bullshit over me.
0bfb84 No.1890308
That isn't Wastelander.
It's a guy from Tripfriend threads/