9dc414 No.1852369
Right as I submit new thread too, damn
>>1852362
Thread is literally named old though
>>1852364
Unless it runs slow on your hardware, which long threads can
48a366 No.1852370
9dc414 No.1852371
It'll just be re-used later
dc6923 No.1852373
48a366 No.1852374
48a366 No.1852378
Drink lots of water and sleep
7744f1 No.1852379
>>1852376
Kiss someone to pass it off to them.
48a366 No.1852380
e3a9b9 No.1852381
>>1852379
>!KissShotXA
so.....about that
>>1852378
people keep waking me up but I'm drinking water
7744f1 No.1852382
>>1852381
Not me, I don't like kisses.
48a366 No.1852383
>>1852381
Hm
What kind of sick, anyhow?
e3a9b9 No.1852385
>>1852383
coughing and sore throat
>>1852382
oh.
that's a misleading name you have.
48a366 No.1852386
>>1852385
Oh, well then hot tea with honey is good
9dc414 No.1852392
>>1852388
Nah, I gotta take my leave.
Enjoy your evening
>>1852390
Good morning Bard.
And goodnight too, gotta go
3ce2a4 No.1852393
>>1852392
aww nini hu
havea nice sleep
dc6923 No.1852397
>>1852377
help i havent slept since yesterday
2dbbdf No.1852398
>>1852396
18 is still better
everyone likes this new one though
3ce2a4 No.1852400
Grape and hululu reunited !!!!!!
8034f8 No.1852401
>>1852398
i don't like 18
i like 21 (except for, her fashion style and weird colors.)
3ce2a4 No.1852402
>>1852401
I like her colours...
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4:19
dc6923 No.1852403
>>1852399
ive been distracted too much
3ce2a4 No.1852405
>>1852404
oi mate who you callin a cunt slag
3ce2a4 No.1852406
>>1852403
What the hell could possibly distract a hikkineet from sleep for an entire 24 hours
48a366 No.1852408
736500 No.1852409
>>1852405
OP
>>1852408
Omae wa mou shindeiru
3ce2a4 No.1852410
>>1852407
no " oh well" she is cute....
SAY IT
dc6923 No.1852411
>>1852406
idk but im self-diagnosed with adhd
48a366 No.1852412
>>1852409
I'll give you the ol' Fist of the North Star if you know what I mean
736500 No.1852413
48a366 No.1852414
>>1852413
Well suited to you, I think
3ce2a4 No.1852416
>>1852411
I've been Diagnosed with ADHD by a medical proffesional and I think you're making your life harder than it needs to be
2dbbdf No.1852418
>>1852401
I knew you would like her because of the glasses and hair.
7744f1 No.1852419
>>1852385
Not really, it's just a stolen name.
dc6923 No.1852421
>>1852416
not all adhd are equal
e3a9b9 No.1852423
>>1852419
who did you steal it from?
3ce2a4 No.1852424
>>1852421
of course not
But focusing on a diagnoses that you handed to yourself that you may or may not have and may or may not have had your entire life to such an extent you can't sleep Is something You need to see a doctor about
3ce2a4 No.1852426
>>1852423
Me
I've been hunting that thief my entire life
8034f8 No.1852428
>>1852417
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
>>1852418
Yeah! ^_^ you've figured me out lol
dc6923 No.1852429
>>1852424
that was a joke shagging at self diagnoses tho
im not stupid enough to let something like that influence me
im just not sleeping because i keep watching long vods and i feel the need to complete them
3ce2a4 No.1852430
>>1852428
theere's WAy too many androoids
I thought there would only be a few androids
why are there so many androids?
3ce2a4 No.1852432
>>1852429
O-oh you were padding the runtime of the conversation....j-just so you could keepp talking to me? hehe....
dc6923 No.1852433
>>1852432
stop psycho analyzing this conversation like an autist
e3a9b9 No.1852434
>>1852425
> Oshino_Kiss-Shot
I don't understand, that character is Oshino Shinobu
3ce2a4 No.1852435
>>1852433
I think you're getting me mixed up with Kanra here
3ce2a4 No.1852436
>>1852434
Shinobu is the loli and Kiss shot is the milf ass vampire
8034f8 No.1852437
>>1852430
robots are easy to make
>>1852431
*hugs*
my bday soon! <3
3ce2a4 No.1852438
>>1852437
i wanna be a robiot
48a366 No.1852439
3ce2a4 No.1852442
>>1852440
well I mean
it might be hard to tell us apart
but here's a simple trick to help
Just remember
I'm the cute one
e3a9b9 No.1852443
>>1852436
>>1852434
huh
i never finished monogatari so that explains it I guess
3ce2a4 No.1852444
>>1852443
you made the right choice tbh
3ce2a4 No.1852445
the arararararagi v KissShot fight scene in the new one was 10/10 though
8034f8 No.1852447
>>1852438
pew pew *robot and lazor noises*
>>1852446
very old ;~;
dc6923 No.1852448
>>1852442
i dont think those details suffice
2dbbdf No.1852449
>>1852447
Are you gonna start avataring as an old lady ?
3ce2a4 No.1852450
>>1852448
It might not seem like enough right now but trust me
Once you see him you'll understand
dc6923 No.1852451
>>1852450
oh okay. it will ruin my schedule but i think im sleeping now
8034f8 No.1852455
>>1852454
*rips it to shreds*
8c626f No.1852456
squash you useless excuse of a human being
tell tristan hes a sack of shit for me, thanks babe
7744f1 No.1852457
>>1852456
Isn't he usually asleep by now?
e3a9b9 No.1852458
has anybody seen Koe no Katachi
it sounds like it might be really good
7744f1 No.1852459
>>1852458
I've heard good things.
8c626f No.1852460
>>1852457
I dunno, I just wanted him to call tristan a dirty cunt
how are you, love of my un life
3431ff No.1852462
whatever happened to Revy?
8c626f No.1852463
>>1852461
for DICK I bet you whore
but really, thats no good, but its a bit late to be eating
3431ff No.1852464
>>1852461
that vaporeon is as close to lewd as a non lewd vaporeon can get
7744f1 No.1852465
>>1852463
I stay up until like 5 am most nights, so a snack around now isn't unusual.
3ce2a4 No.1852466
>>1852465
What a marvelous idea actually
8c626f No.1852467
>>1852465
ah, im the same, so I guess I cant say anything against it
I really like buttered toast
7744f1 No.1852468
>>1852467
Eh, I wish I went to bed at a more normal time. I work until midnight on work days so that promotes staying up late.
That's my life now
Wake up, sell sex toys, eat food too late, stay up too late, go to bed, wake up, repeat.
8c626f No.1852469
>>1852468
do you have piercings and dyed hair yet?
thats what I see when I think sex toy seller.
7744f1 No.1852470
>>1852469
I abhor those things for the most part.
Also, it's company policy that you can't have your hair died unnatural colors, and can't have piercings visible outside of the ears. Gauges have to be small if any, and no tattoos visible either.
8c626f No.1852471
>>1852470
wow, what a weird adult store you work at
how respectable
how often do you use the glory hole in the bathroom?
3431ff No.1852472
>>1852470
do you have a company website? if its a chain then address shouldnt matter
7744f1 No.1852473
>>1852471
There is not one in the bathroom, our bathroom is a single room locking style one. There is one in the Arcade, it is for degenerates and is mostly used by old gay men to fulfill their reprehensible homosexual desires.
8c626f No.1852474
>>1852473
how nice of you to help them out, at least!
736500 No.1852475
>>1852470
Are you lewd or are you just stuck there
7744f1 No.1852476
>>1852474
I only help out in that I clean it every night and make sure the whole place is sanitized fully so that they can defile it once more the next day.
>>1852475
A job is a job.
736500 No.1852477
>>1852476
But sounds like you hate it there.
What kinda people go there anyway?
e3a9b9 No.1852478
>not awkwardly browsing an adult store with your gay childhood friend
3ce2a4 No.1852479
>>1852478
that's oddly sspecific
7744f1 No.1852480
>>1852477
I don't hate it there any more than I would hate any workplace.
I don't have to get up early, and the work isn't exactly difficult.
All kinds of people. The arcade is mostly old gays. The people that buy from the store is a grab-bag. The only exception to that is pills, that is mostly just old men.
8c626f No.1852481
>>1852476
that sounds pretty disgusting to be honest, wow
3ce2a4 No.1852482
>>1852480
you guys sell pills?
736500 No.1852483
>>1852480
Ew, old men.
What'd you do if not for this?
7744f1 No.1852484
>>1852481
It is, especially because the hand-prints on the walls tell the story of what went down during the day.
Thankfully all our cleaning supplies are usable from a three foot range, so I really don't ever have to touch anything up close.
>>1852482
Yeah, male enhancement pills.
>>1852483
I don't know, work some other minimum wage crappy job. Grocery store or convenience store I guess. I have no employment value, so I kind of just have to take whatever I can get.
e3a9b9 No.1852485
>>1852479
well it came up in conversation that they always really wanted to go to one but they were too embarrassed to go alone so I agreed to go to one with them since we were driving by near one
736500 No.1852486
>>1852484
Oof, okay then.
What stuff do most people get?
3ce2a4 No.1852487
>>1852485
well I mean if you're both gay what's the need for the sex o toys?
5cb7ac No.1852488
I want to go to Pech Merle.
e3a9b9 No.1852489
>>1852487
I'm not gay.
And it was a gay female.
5cb7ac No.1852490
I also hear Altamira is open again to small groups of people. If that is the case I want to go there as well.
7744f1 No.1852492
>I'm not gay
>it was a gay female
I'm not sure I can trust anything anymore
>>1852487
Male Enhancement Pills are popular. So is lubricant. As far as toys go it's a pretty big mix, but vibrators and strokers prevail I think. Gentlemen's rings too.
e3a9b9 No.1852494
>>1852491
>>1852492
what's the big deal
7744f1 No.1852495
>>1852494
I have no faith in the voracity of either of those statements.
7744f1 No.1852497
8c626f No.1852498
>>1852484
im glad to hear that, but id probably be throwing up if I had to clean up the.... leftovers, from those kind of encounters
7744f1 No.1852499
>>1852493
Not enough of a market for those sadly.
>>1852498
Clean fast, don't think about it that much. People don't usually leave pools there are paper towels to clean up after themselves, it's just streaks on the wall.
e3a9b9 No.1852500
>>1852495
I'm not sure you're using that word correctly.
>>1852497
What's so hard to believe? I am bisexual and my friend is/was gay and female.
736500 No.1852501
>>1852498
Licking up puddles of HIV-infested cum
>>1852499
Also onaholes.
8c626f No.1852502
>>1852499
thats... something, I guess
im glad ill never have to deal with anything like that, ever.
whats the pay like?
7744f1 No.1852504
>>1852501
Strokers are onaholes.
>>1852502
Minimum wage, $10.50 here
I just got a raise though, not sure what I'm at now.
>>1852500
I don't believe in bisexuals.
Also, the word female likes to be used pretty loosely around here so I do not trust it.
736500 No.1852505
>>1852504
Oooh, fancy terms.
*pat*
e3a9b9 No.1852506
>>1852504
it's an actual grill lesbian, relax
and I'm definitely bi
I've had sex with a girl before and want to have sex with guys too but I'm very shy irl so I don't even have any friends
8c626f No.1852507
>>1852504
oh nice. I make 12.50 at generic factory work here
10.50 is a nice minimum, too. here its still 7.25
>I dont believe in bisexuals
nigga
3ce2a4 No.1852508
>>1852507
i am also living in the backass nigger hell that is minimum wage 7.25
7744f1 No.1852509
>>1852506
I'll trust you on the friend, but I still do not believe in bisexuals.
>>1852505
They make us use pretty generic non-graphic terms like gentelmen's rings instead of cock rings or stroker instead of onahole/pocket pussies. Or harness instead of strap-on.
>>1852507
I think I'll be at like 10.75ish after the raise. I don't work enough to make a real living off of it anyway so the money doesn't matter too much.
8c626f No.1852510
>>1852508
almost nowhere pays less than 10 at this point, so thats pretty nice
just move here :^)
>>1852509
not amazing, but not awful either, depending on rent
7744f1 No.1852511
>>1852510
Most places are pretty expensive around here unless you want to live in the trash parts of town.
The problem is I get a max of 29.75 hours in a week so I earn maybe 450 a week max.
e3a9b9 No.1852512
>>1852509
oh, my young naive friend.
much to learn, you have.
3ce2a4 No.1852513
>>1852509
>pocket pussie
>>1852511
fuck..
same hours
736500 No.1852514
>>1852509
But I want my product marketed as "Loli-pocket-pussy"
8c626f No.1852515
>>1852511
thats livable where im from, honestly. living on that side of the USA must be rough
3ce2a4 No.1852517
When I grow up
I wanna be a loli pocket pussy
7744f1 No.1852518
>>1852512
Teach me senpai.
>>1852513
Mine are likely going to get reduced since we just hired on a bunch of new people. They make us compete for the hours so unless I can trounce the others in sales it will all get split up.
>>1852514
They are marked that way, I just do not call them such.
>>1852515
Living on the coasts blows in terms of prices. I don't have it as bad as seattle or portland, but it's not great here. I could live in the crack addict or mexican portions of town for cheap, but that sounds awful.
8c626f No.1852519
>>1852517
im sorry bard, you are to cute to be a pocket pussy
you will be forced to be a cum dumpster instead :(
>>1852518
yeah, I would never live in those parts of town honestly, im far to paranoid as is, and I live in an all white neighborhood
3ce2a4 No.1852520
>>1852519
please no...... i will never accept this fate
2dbbdf No.1852522
Its late
but
i'm still
awake
7744f1 No.1852523
You could always just go to bed.
8c626f No.1852525
3ce2a4 No.1852526
>>1852523
where is dewgong
7744f1 No.1852527
I was going to invite you back to my bed, but I guess nevermind. You wouldn't want to be a loser.
>>1852526
Sleeping I assume. We have not talked much recently.
736500 No.1852530
3ce2a4 No.1852532
>>1852530
No you're not you're a winner
>>1852531
nothing idk Im just tryihg to make conversation and this is a bad jump off point
everybody be sleeping
7744f1 No.1852533
>>1852532
Yeah. I hardly talk outside of threads and have no personal life. The only talking points I have is work.
8c626f No.1852534
your bed is for cool kids
which is why I will never go there :(
7744f1 No.1852535
Apparently no one is cool enough to join me there.
8c626f No.1852536
id join you if you let me, but you h8 me
7744f1 No.1852537
Because you always say mean things about me to my Heterosexual Life Partner.
3ce2a4 No.1852538
yeah..I'm a cool kid...the coolest....
8c626f No.1852539
>>1852537
you have a heterosexual life partner?
also >using the term life partner
7744f1 No.1852540
>>1852539
It is the most accurate term to describe the relationship between me and Harpo.
8c626f No.1852541
>>1852540
what is the difference between life partner and significant other
the fact they can sleep with other people and not feel bad?
7744f1 No.1852542
>>1852541
I don't think the definition is so strict that there is necessarily a difference.
8c626f No.1852543
>>1852542
then why not use the term significant other, since its easier to understand
are you and harp a COUPLE
8c626f No.1852544
I dont get what a life partner is tbh
it sounds like a cop out
7744f1 No.1852545
>>1852543
Because, we are not a couple.
8c626f No.1852546
>>1852545
what does life partner meeeeean
736500 No.1852547
>actually having a significant other
>actually having people you care about
>actually having people care about you
>actually having people you interact with
>actually knowing people
7744f1 No.1852548
>>1852546
A partner in life for life.
8c626f No.1852549
>>1852548
so a significant other
but you can bang other people
7744f1 No.1852550
>>1852549
It's a completely separate category because we are hetero life partners. We are not involved in that sort of way.
8c626f No.1852551
>>1852550
so best friends who are somewhat attracted to each other but not in a gay way cus that would make it weird, but still... you know, its there
736500 No.1852553
It's okay if you whisper "no homo" beforehand.
8c626f No.1852554
>>1852553
id still smash the 3dpd
7744f1 No.1852555
>>1852551
Yes, except for the somewhat attracted to eachother because that's not part of it.
More of an eternal friendship and partnership ala turk and JD from scrubs, or Shawn and Gus from Psych, or the twins from ouran without the homosexual overtones.
8c626f No.1852556
>>1852555
so best friend for life
8c626f No.1852557
who are kind of gay for each other
7744f1 No.1852558
>>1852556
Yes
>>1852557
but without this.
736500 No.1852559
>>1852554
I'd especially smash the 3D that's arguably a better butt 'n thighs
736500 No.1852560
How can you be bff but not stick it in
8c626f No.1852561
>>1852559
nothing beats 2d you FUCK HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1852558
I think I get what you mean in your terms, so that means I still have a chance?
7744f1 No.1852563
>>1852561
He plays no role such as gatekeeper to me.
8c626f No.1852564
>>1852563
so yes, I still have a chance... brb putting on my cool kids clothes
>>1852562
>3d is fun
you disgust me
2dbbdf No.1852565
>>1852547
>actually having a significant other
check
>actually having people you care about
check
>actually having people care about you
check
>actually having people you interact with
check
>actually knowing people
check
7744f1 No.1852566
>>1852564
What color are your panties for your cool kid clothes?
8c626f No.1852567
>>1852566
blue, cus blue is the best color
7744f1 No.1852568
>>1852567
This, I agree with.
3ce2a4 No.1852569
>>1852567
>not PInk
Fucking faggot
8c626f No.1852572
>>1852568
see, we are practically made for each other at this point
>>1852569
sorry bard, im not THAT big of a faggot
3ce2a4 No.1852573
>>1852571
Do NOT bully this perfect angel
Life is hard and shes' doing her BEST
7744f1 No.1852574
3ce2a4 No.1852575
>>1852570
Variety is the spice of life
2dbbdf No.1852576
>>1852573
Which isn't good enough
8c626f No.1852577
im going to bed, I hope you will join me soon kissy
9dc414 No.1852578
>>1852393
I didn't sleep though, it was 7:50am, I went to uni!
and back now
3ce2a4 No.1852580
>>1852578
Being Hu is suffering
9dc414 No.1852581
>>1852580
It is.
Feeling well?
3ce2a4 No.1852582
>>1852581
Hmm I'm feeling alright I may get a snack soon
What about yourself how are you feeling?
9dc414 No.1852583
>>1852582
Snacks sounds good, any ideas?
Eh, pretty useless. Spent 5 hours writing ½ a page. That's so far been my day
3ce2a4 No.1852584
>>1852583
Maybe something sweet
I had some wassamelon earlier that was great
Yeah It's looking pretty dead around here about now.....Hopefully more funposters shows up.....
That doesnt sound like the best way to spend a day but ya gotta do what ya gotta do....Got Homework?
9dc414 No.1852585
>>1852584
Get some chocolate~
Heh, hopefully soon.
So.... Now that it's just the two of us...~
Is true. and we did send something off to our supervisor, so I guess it's all fine.
Nah, none of that
3ce2a4 No.1852586
>>1852585
Some chocolate would really hit the spot actually....but that might warrant a trip across town.
I'll consider your proposition
9dc414 No.1852587
>>1852586
Oh, that sucks. If you do go, better buy enough for the next time you crave some
I'm honored
dc6923 No.1852590
>>1852453
man im not used to 5 hours as a neet but i woke up anyways cuz i love the night too much
3ce2a4 No.1852591
>>1852587
If I didn't know better I would thing it some kind of scam to steal my chocolate
but since I know you better than that I know that's obviously crazy
>>1852590
Thank God you're here FEks
3ce2a4 No.1852592
>>1852590
I like to get in about 3 to 5 hours in the early evening mysef if I can
The deep morning to dawn is the best time
maybe yu're just naturally crepuscular
Like a cat
9dc414 No.1852593
Coffee is great
>>1852591
Who are stealing your chocolate?
Would never touch your chocolate, not without asking first at least. It's yours after all
3ce2a4 No.1852594
>>1852593
W-what is this chocolate Thief roleplay
dc6923 No.1852595
>>1852592
nah I think i woke up cuz i didnt cover my body much and the cold got to me.
thank goodness summer is dying
hearing the sounds of night wind is pleasing
3ce2a4 No.1852596
>>1852595
Gotta be hot down there in hawaii
what kind of blankets do you like to use ?
9dc414 No.1852597
>>1852594
I don't steal chocolate. Just meat
3ce2a4 No.1852598
>>1852597
if you touch my food I will bite you and that is a promise
dc6923 No.1852599
>>1852596
nights are around the mid 20s
days reach 30
my blankets are thick and light
9dc414 No.1852600
>>1852598
yes, please bite me
ae4c34 No.1852601
>>1852593
How do you like your coffee?
9dc414 No.1852602
>>1852601
I always have my coffee black
3ce2a4 No.1852603
>>1852599
LOL what? are you joking?
its usually at least 60 during the nights here right now and days are at about 80 or so
>>1852600
I don't just go around biting STRAYS how do I know you've had all your shots?
ae4c34 No.1852604
>>1852602
Ick, even after drinking coffee for quite awhile I can't stand it black. I need to have at least a little cream in there to curb the bitterness.
dc6923 No.1852605
>>1852603
oh i meant like celsius
9dc414 No.1852606
>>1852603
That's just a risk you'll have to take if I touch your food
>>1852604
I've had it black since I was 10, and now I drink it exclusively because I like the taste.
Shouldn't be sweetened with anything, not even milk. That'll ruin its deliciousness
3ce2a4 No.1852607
>>1852605
>made up units of measurement
I thought you were an American lol ?
3ce2a4 No.1852608
>>1852606
hey you know what they say
Once you go black
ae4c34 No.1852610
>>1852606
How old are you if you don't mind me asking?
736500 No.1852611
I eat coffee beans and pour boiling water in my mouth.
dc6923 No.1852613
>>1852607
why would i use a narrow minded backwards way of thinking
736500 No.1852615
ae4c34 No.1852616
>>1852613
>not using Freedom units
>>1852614
Just curious, you said since you were 10 and I wasn't sure if you were still young or something. I had you pinned for early 20's though.
9dc414 No.1852618
>>1852616
25 is early 20's~
ae4c34 No.1852619
9dc414 No.1852620
ae4c34 No.1852621
>>1852618
Some would say mid 20's since, you know, it's the middle number but I'll give it to you.
9dc414 No.1852622
>>1852621
And others would call it early in order to feel younger. I've heard some state they are in their late 30's even though they are actually in their 40's. I assume the reason is the same
3ce2a4 No.1852623
>>1852621
how old are YOU?
736500 No.1852624
ae4c34 No.1852626
>>1852622
Which is why I gave it to you! Plus it makes me feel younger.
>>1852623
27 as of a month ago.
9dc414 No.1852627
>>1852626
27 really isn't old either
736500 No.1852628
ae4c34 No.1852629
736500 No.1852633
>ywn cosplay as a megumin trap
ae4c34 No.1852634
>>1852631
Don't catface me with your cute image.
9dc414 No.1852635
>>1852634
no catface then, just cute images
3ce2a4 No.1852636
>go to cosplay con
>see an adorable 40kg megumin cos
>She smiles at you
>go talk to her
>things go well
>she invites you out for drinks
>you both have a great time and get super drunk
>she asks if you wanna go back to her place still in megu cos
>it's a guy
9dc414 No.1852637
>>1852636
>everything went better than expected
924973 No.1852638
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf,
Now get ready for ikt on the dickt
924973 No.1852641
I-...
I can be your 40kg Megumin...
Aqua and Darkness are going to be out all night
they'd never have to know...
9dc414 No.1852642
3ce2a4 No.1852643
>>1852642
>>1852641
That sounds unhealthy unless you're about 4'8 or so
9dc414 No.1852644
>>1852643
Is 50kg at 5'11 okay?
ae4c34 No.1852645
>>1852635
That is acceptable.
>5'11
>110 lbs
How even?
3ce2a4 No.1852646
>>1852644
holy shit that is skinnymode
T I N Y
i think It might be underweight territory or just branching into healthy weight...
3ce2a4 No.1852647
Like god damn I'm small as fuck and I've got boyd belt advantage
9dc414 No.1852648
>>1852645
Screwed metabolism that makes me unable to gain weight.
Runs in the family. It'll change sometime in the 40's.
>>1852646
Underweight BMI is 18.5, I'm 15.4, so yeah..
dc6923 No.1852649
>>1852644
you must be easy to manhandle
3ce2a4 No.1852650
>>1852648
maybe you should snack on some more sweets
ae4c34 No.1852651
>>1852648
Let me feed you things in the meantime.
9dc414 No.1852652
>>1852649
As if I would resist in the first place
>>1852650
But I'm not a fan of sweets
>>1852651
But I'm perfectly capable of cooking myself
ae4c34 No.1852653
>>1852652
Cook me things, then.
9dc414 No.1852654
>>1852653
I wouldn't mind that
dc6923 No.1852655
>>1852652
a limp cold body is good too
3ce2a4 No.1852656
I'm not fat
It's just watermelonweight
924973 No.1852657
I'm not fat, I'm just carrying a lot of gear.
9dc414 No.1852658
>>1852655
No it's not. Cold is terrible
ae4c34 No.1852659
>>1852654
What's one of your favorite meals that I probably haven't eaten before?
dc6923 No.1852660
>>1852658
its like competition for your dick tho
try to see if it can warm it up
9dc414 No.1852661
>>1852659
frikadeller and tarteletter are two among quite a few good ones
>>1852660
How would one even go about doing this?
3ce2a4 No.1852662
>Friikadaeller
>Tartarleiter
I'm like 95 percent sure you're just making up words at this point
924973 No.1852663
>>1852661
>How would one even go about doing this?Friction generates heat.
3ce2a4 No.1852665
>>1852663
Friction is good
but risk of burns
I prefer Radiant heat
924973 No.1852666
>>1852664
Dead bodies are gros.
>>1852665
>ywn have another's radiant heat inside you
Why even live tbh
ae4c34 No.1852667
>>1852661
Does tarteletter have to include asparagus? I'm not a fan. They both look pretty decent though, make me one of those.
9dc414 No.1852668
>>1852667
They don't. I don't include them cause I'm not a fan either
>one
Pls, there'll be enough for 20 of them.
924973 No.1852669
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I clicked a random video and I haven't been let down yet.
ae4c34 No.1852670
>>1852668
I meant like one or the other! You're free to cook for me more than once if you want to, though. I'm sure you'll make a good housewife.
dc6923 No.1852671
>>1852661
well first you need a body
ae4c34 No.1852672
>>1852669
>6 hours
I like most of the artist names that I can read though so this might end up working for me too.
9dc414 No.1852673
>>1852670
There'll be quite a few of those too. Usually served with potatoes, though pasta works just as well.
And what's a dish with meat without sauce?
Eh, not wife though. Can't get pregnant
>>1852671
Body heat is nice
dc6923 No.1852674
>>1852673
the only bodyheat ill ever feel is my own
9dc414 No.1852675
>>1852674
Nah, just gotta start looking
ae4c34 No.1852677
>>1852673
I'm a bit of a picky eater but I trust you will be able to make me something delicious. Don't worry, I'm sure some people such as myself don't want kids anyway. :^)
dc6923 No.1852679
>>1852675
socializing is hard
>>1852676
its 4:20
9dc414 No.1852681
dc6923 No.1852682
>>1852681
so how do you go about socializing anyways? just talk about stuff and hope it catches?
3ce2a4 No.1852683
>>1852682
it's like shitposting irl and you need to make the pictures with your body
dc6923 No.1852684
>>1852683
so like posing like the ginyu force?
9dc414 No.1852685
>>1852682
I'm forced into it due to groupwork. Doesn't mean I like it, or am capable of it. Most of the time I don't say anything
>>1852683
Alcohol helps with this
3ce2a4 No.1852686
>>1852684
uhhhh.........n...no ?
>>1852685
Alcohol makes me weird
m-maybe it's for other people but not me
9dc414 No.1852687
>>1852686
Alcohol makes everyone weird~
ae4c34 No.1852688
>>1852678
I thought you liked boys.
3ce2a4 No.1852689
>>1852687
hmm yeah I suppose so...
What do you like to drink?
dc6923 No.1852690
>>1852685
No friends in any classes?
>>1852686
I can't think of any other embodiment of shitposting
3ce2a4 No.1852691
>>1852690
why do you change your name to ^ < rigt before i go to sleep every morning
9dc414 No.1852692
>>1852688
I do. Should have been born female, rip
>>1852689
Mostly wine. Wine is great
>>1852690
Eh, I suppose I got a few you could call friends
3ce2a4 No.1852693
>>1852692
what kind of wines do you enjoy?
I like very much some wine but also dont like alot of wine too because it tastes AWFUL
dc6923 No.1852694
>>1852691
Is an inside secret you wouldn't know cause you sleep when it happens
>>1852692
Are they degenerates like you?
9dc414 No.1852695
>>1852693
Red, tasty cheap ones :3
Some wine does taste awful though, that much is true
>>1852694
Not like me, but are in other ways
dc6923 No.1852696
>>1852695
Are you possibly hinting that they watch that disgusting anime thing
3ce2a4 No.1852697
>>1852694
.......I hate you......................... I HATE YOU!!!!!!>>1852694
dc6923 No.1852698
>>1852697
Maybe if you stayed a bit one day you could find out :3
ae4c34 No.1852700
>>1852692
Don't worry, I'll treat you like a girl at least if you want
9dc414 No.1852701
>>1852696
Nah, I'm not. It's worse
They unironically like John Oliver
>>1852700
But I already got a boyfriend
dc6923 No.1852702
>>1852701
I have no idea what gay is. Does it taste good?
ae4c34 No.1852703
>>1852701
Yes, I am aware. I wasn't trying to imply lewd things.
dc6923 No.1852704
Wait it autocorrected that to gay
3ce2a4 No.1852705
hERE is a meme my friend made of himself LOL
9dc414 No.1852706
>>1852702
I wouldn't know, I wouldn't touch him
>>1852703
One can treat a guy like a girl without being lewd?
9dc414 No.1852707