edcb08 No.1848898
look if no one is going to make a new thread then
077185 No.1848903
We going full /lewd/ here?
adfd67 No.1848904
Basically the same board anyway.
edcb08 No.1848905
>>1848900
What about super models?
adfd67 No.1848906
>>1848905
They always feel terrible due to all the throwing up.
e06e0a No.1848907
I just made my own Pepsi fire by mixing fireball with my pepsi.
edcb08 No.1848908
>>1848907
amazing how mixed drinks work, its almost like you make them by mixing drinks
e06e0a No.1848909
>>1848908
But Pepsi fire is an actual Pepsi product, not a mixed drink, I made my own.
077185 No.1848910
Wait, mixed drinks are made from mixing drinks !?
edcb08 No.1848911
>>1848909
what the fuck ive never heard of that shit, where do they sell that japan
77b291 No.1848913
>>1848910
No, it's made from chicken
e06e0a No.1848914
>>1848910
No, they come that way, I only buy my mixed drinks premixed.
Not really but some do.
>>1848911
It's been released in America, it was originally a 711 slurpee flavor.
>>1848913
And now I want to make a chicken mixed drink.
I made ramen with vodka once, called it slant eye soup.
edcb08 No.1848915
>>1848914
didn't make it to the ones over here, or i was a recluse the whole year it was out, either is very possible since poor cities in michigan miss cool US shit all the time
we got Black Ice slurpees when ACDC had the album and that really got my friend into energy drinks
e06e0a No.1848916
>>1848915
I live in Michigan too, Belleville currently, they got it at Wal-Mart bro.
edcb08 No.1848917
>>1848916
yo what you live in belleville like what, 30 or so minutes away from me? im in southgate
7e41a6 No.1848918
edcb08 No.1848919
>>1848918
this is probably just Darwin right? i'm invariably gone so long almost everyones name is different every time i come back
e06e0a No.1848920
>>1848917
Cool shit, wanna fuck?
7e41a6 No.1848921
>>1848919
no darwin sucks
i am the far superior neko
edcb08 No.1848922
>>1848920
uh actually id rather just meet up and hang out or something, you know maybe play some videogames, kind of more of a classical guy like that (plus someone here watching right now might get jealous, they haven't posted and don't post here really except under extra-ordinary circumstances but they are notorious lurkers)
e06e0a No.1848923
>>1848921
Nezi, someone bought some bats for you.
adfd67 No.1848924
Neko is definitely not Darwin.
Both are good though.
>>1848918
How was teeth stuff?
adfd67 No.1848925
adfd67 No.1848926
jesus chrsit 8chan let me post
edcb08 No.1848927
>>1848924
so does Darwin still just have the same tag as before?
>>1848925
>>1848926
haha, don't you just love all these reliable servers
e06e0a No.1848928
>>1848924
I know it's not nezi
I was trying to insite a reaction from nezi,
Just like when I talk about how shit TP is.
adfd67 No.1848929
>>1848928
Nezi died in the storm.
>>1848927
A good question for him. I don't know what same tag as before means.
e06e0a No.1848930
>>1848922
I didn't want to fuck you anyway, from your selfy last thread you totally arent my type, last person I met from the threads we went on a date and he didn't even hug me after.
It'd be cool to meet up and play some vidya though, whatchu into.
adfd67 No.1848931
>aren't my type
the most hurtful words that can be said
e06e0a No.1848932
>>1848931
Is it really hurtful to have a preference?
adfd67 No.1848933
>>1848932
It can be. Not that it's wrong for someone to have one, but it can be hurtful anyway.
e06e0a No.1848934
>>1848933
I just like to be honest, especially if I offer sum fuck and I don't mean it.
adfd67 No.1848935
>>1848934
Nothing wrong with that.
e06e0a No.1848936
And now it's just me and you, wanna cuddle?
621c9a No.1848937
>>1848927
>so does Darwin still just have the same tag as before
Yeah, !mirAcLEz
7e41a6 No.1848938
>>1848924
it was way quicker than i thought it would be
now they're all better ^^
adfd67 No.1848939
>>1848938
That's good, always nice when that stuff gets over quickly.
What are you up to now?
7e41a6 No.1848940
>>1848939
drinking some tea i made and relaxing watching youtube
might fall asleep soon
adfd67 No.1848942
>>1848940
About the same as me. My family wants me to order them pizza so I will do that.
What kind of tea?
7e41a6 No.1848943
>>1848942
it's weed tea
i think i put too much sugar in it tho
adfd67 No.1848944
>>1848943
Does it get you high?
edcb08 No.1848945
>>1848943
why do you even need sugar for that
7e41a6 No.1848946
>>1848944
for like 5 seconds but not really
it just feels really good
>>1848945
it doesn't taste good without it
edcb08 No.1848947
>>1848946
i bet you say the same thing about coffee faggot
adfd67 No.1848948
Coffee is gross no matter what.
>>1848946
Oh okay. I like sugar in my tea too.
7e41a6 No.1848949
>>1848947
I put lots of sugar in mine
>>1848948
I use honey too
it's supoposed to be super good for you
edcb08 No.1848950
>>1848949
those are pretty high leggings i thought they were tights at first
i feel like tights are under-represented in these threads
edcb08 No.1848951
>>1848950
thigh highs*
my fem clothes terminology is really bad
7e41a6 No.1848952
>>1848950
iunno i like any kinda footwear like that
adfd67 No.1848953
Miu looks cute in them tho.
7e41a6 No.1848954
>>1848953
wear some for me
adfd67 No.1848955
>>1848954
I don't have any.
7e41a6 No.1848957
>>1848955
dang
i'm falling asleep
adfd67 No.1848958
>>1848957
Sleep tight mi amor.
edcb08 No.1848959
>>1848958
we need to fund a cute clothes fund for you
adfd67 No.1848961
>>1848959
I can afford them myself.
e0edca No.1848968
It was better when Hu was on mlpchan.
d96e85 No.1848969
edcb08 No.1848970
>>1848969
i think thats what he said
1d7bd0 No.1848971
Should you persevere on something you absolutely have zero interest in but is forced to do due to self imposed responsibility brought by peer pressure and coercion by relatives or should you say fuck it and follow whatever fits for you but in the process earning the title of disgrace for not being able to live up to the expectations of everybody on you?
edcb08 No.1848972
>>1848971
dishonor ur phamary
52563e No.1848973
>>1848967
Hello and goodnight my dear Hu
d96e85 No.1848974
>>1848970
kek
>>1848971
The later sounds best
>>1848973
;_;
Sleep well Grim
e0edca No.1848975
>>1848969
Should've went down with the ship.
77b291 No.1848976
d96e85 No.1848977
>>1848975
Nah, now I'm here to pull you out of lurkmode
e0edca No.1848978
>>1848977
I wasn't even lurking. If I'm not posting, I never actually lurk.
d96e85 No.1848979
>>1848978
So you just happened to get here at the same time then?
sure~
52fd54 No.1848980
why are there two new threads
d96e85 No.1848981
e0edca No.1848982
>>1848979
It's almost midnight.
52fd54 No.1848983
>>1848981
i meant two of the same one
d96e85 No.1848985
>>1848983
and three of another.
8ch always gives you an error when posting a new thread, which is why
52fd54 No.1848986
>>1848985
so you being the mastermind decided not to make one to avoid embarrassment
d96e85 No.1848987
>>1848986
But it always gives me the error too.
And no, I was fast asleep when the new threads were created
52fd54 No.1848988
>>1848987
So you just happened to get here at the right time then?
sure~
d96e85 No.1848989
>>1848988
5 hours after thread creation?
52fd54 No.1848990
>>1848989
wow its slower than i thought
something something dead
520ead No.1848992
I''m so sore l;.;
I got walloped today
But I got a submission : )
i was rolling withh this guy named jeremiah and he got me in a body triangle from the back and I body triangled over his legs and raised my hips and got him with the calf slicer
:3
adfd67 No.1848993
>>1848992
I have no idea what you just said, but good job.
52fd54 No.1848994
>>1848992
did u do dentist things
520ead No.1848995
>>1848993
my whole body is tired but I;m not sleepy ;~:
whats up with you kissy vapeoreonshot
>>1848994
yeah I had to go this morning and I got a root canal on the bottom right side ;~:
whats you day lookign like buddy?
adfd67 No.1848997
>>1848995
Not much, just enduring my last day off. I have work tomorrow, a 10 hour shift if I remember correctly.
520ead No.1848998
>>1848997
oh god an entire 1-0hours surrounded by lewd dildoes and middle aged perverts o/// o
adfd67 No.1848999
>>1848998
>middle aged
usually older
52fd54 No.1849000
>>1848995
just woke up my mouth feels like death and people are home so i cant brush it
it feels like the afternoon sun is hitting me even though its night
520ead No.1849001
>>1848999
d=does anyone eever hit on you?
520ead No.1849002
>>1849000
W hy cant you brush it?
Do you get in trouble for leaving your room
adfd67 No.1849003
>>1849001
Once. Mostly not. The ones looking to cruise are mostly gays.
e990ad No.1849004
>>1848996
what is this hentai
520ead No.1849005
>>1849003
d-do you have any regulars? .//.
52fd54 No.1849006
>>1849002
nope i just dont wanna
adfd67 No.1849007
>>1849005
Yeah, though as far as regulars go it's mostly arcade people.
It's gross.
520ead No.1849008
>>1849007
hmm wha do you ean arcade people? YOur s hop is attatched to an arcade...?
Also is it awkward for you ?
That sounds super em barassing....
adfd67 No.1849009
>>1849008
Arcade is the discrete name for jack-off booths
520ead No.1849010
>>1849009
u-uuhhhhhh .....what?
They have booths you go in and....jack off..?
adfd67 No.1849011
>>1849010
They have TVs in there that you feed money to play porn.
There's a gloryhole between one of the booths.
A viewing window between a different set
it's gross
it's gay hookup culture shit
52fd54 No.1849013
its like they live in the age without internet
e990ad No.1849015
520ead No.1849016
>>1849011
w-woah what.........
There's a gloryhole in there?
bro what the heck.........
do you have to clean in there?
52fd54 No.1849017
>>1849015
??
arent you schhol
520ead No.1849020
>>1849019
w-waaah.....
what if you're cleaning in the gloryhole booth and someone enteres the one nexttt to you >///<
h-has that ever happened? o . .. o
52fd54 No.1849021
>>1849018
so youre free right now?
>>1849019
what if u get stds
e990ad No.1849022
>>1849021
gotta leave at 8.45
52fd54 No.1849023
>>1849022
enough time to jerk off
e990ad No.1849024
>a bit of wind blows
>entire pulbic transport dies
y
adfd67 No.1849025
>>1849020
I don't clean those booths if someone is in the corresponding one. Usually I close the arcade temporarily while I clean it though.
>>1849021
That makes no sense.
52fd54 No.1849026
>>1849025
whats the process of cleaning it like?
adfd67 No.1849027
>>1849026
I spray the walls, door handles, and chairs with disinfected it, then wipe it clean.
Then I mop the floor.
52fd54 No.1849028
>>1849027
i had the mental image that youd have to take a squeegee and scrape off the cum covered interior
520ead No.1849029
>>1849025
o-oh
y-yeah that would be lewd.....
adfd67 No.1849030
>>1849028
Nope, we use cleaning pads on sticks to wash the walls and stuff, then a mop for the floor.
e990ad No.1849031
>>1849030
How do you clean yourself afterwards
adfd67 No.1849033
>>1849032
>>1849031
Why would I need to clean myself after?
I wear gloves and such.
adfd67 No.1849035
>>1849034
I'm already soiled, no amount of cleaning would help anyway.
e990ad No.1849036
e990ad No.1849037
The wind is blowing so hard
520ead No.1849038
>>1849033
you're a dirty boy
e990ad No.1849039
why do i need to be physically present at the apartment visit-thing-before-agreement i want to live in for under a year
e5c975 No.1849040
>>1849039
Walk-through? Make sure nothing is damaged/everything works correctly and to note it if not, otherwise they can charge you for that shit when you leave.
Or I assume it's the same there as it is here at least.
371780 No.1849042
9bfa80 No.1849043
I'm putting my bone in them
37a0e6 No.1849044
should I change my name to darth vaper
844d1f No.1849045
9d34e2 No.1849046
Today i chose to walk through the backstreets of the city just to avoid the heavy smoke coming from the cars stuck in traffic. Around the darker parts of the backstreets I encountered your typical posse of highschool delinquents. Girls and boys around the ages of 15-17 chatting around, standing, smoking cigs. On one hand the white uniform i was wearing made me feel obligated to reprimand them about the dangers of teenage smoking. On the otherhand i remembered my high school days and how some of my friends also smoked near the foresty parts of our school.
520ead No.1849047
is this the active thread?
520ead No.1849049
*sssiiiiip~ *
aaaah
thats the stuff
52fd54 No.1849052
i think you were better off without
37a0e6 No.1849053
but you didn't have to cut me off
520ead No.1849054
>>1849052
haha don't worry I don't actually drink coffee
nice to see you still here feks how did you spend the night?
52fd54 No.1849055
>>1849054
i played some osu way above my level and after killing myfingers i watched some youtube videos
520ead No.1849056
>>1849053
MAKE OUT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED AND THAT WE WERE NOTHING
520ead No.1849057
>>1849055
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY PLAYING WITH YOUR FEET
37a0e6 No.1849059
>>1849056
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
520ead No.1849062
>>1849060
what...what is this.,,'''w0why do you want me to watch it ?
52fd54 No.1849064
>>1849062
fine dont watch it
a2a772 No.1849069
My head feels like it is about to split open and I want to die.
520ead No.1849071
>>1849070
good morning autism chan how are yiou?
42a351 No.1849072
Also is it just me or are the flags really broken?
8880f5 No.1849073
>>1849071
Tired, Bardo. How are you?
520ead No.1849074
>>1849073
i'm tired and sore all over
i bought a bunch of tasty food last night to munch outo nthough so I'm happy :3
8880f5 No.1849075
>>1849074
Why are you sore?
What did you munch on?
520ead No.1849076
>>1849075
i got the chance to roll with most of my buddies last night :)
I got 1 submission and got tapped out twice and then went two rounds which ended in a Round timeout and my opponent submit voluntarily cause h e was tired out
and I got some tasty fruits like a watamelon and peaches And some Takis and wings :3
8880f5 No.1849077
>>1849076
I'm not sure what any of that means
What's a taki?
520ead No.1849078
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1849077
Like this :3
also takis are chile and lemon flavored rolled tortilla chip things that are SUPER spicey
w
8880f5 No.1849079
>>1849078
Ew, physical exertion
Do you mean taquitos?
077185 No.1849080
If you think about it, MMA's pretty gay.
I mean.
They're rolling around naked and sweaty with other guys.
520ead No.1849081
>>1849079
Nope !
no meat insidede
these are takis
8880f5 No.1849082
>>1849081
They don't look very appealing
520ead No.1849083
>>1849082
They don;t look that good..but they taste awesome !!!!
52fd54 No.1849084
those things hurt my throat when i inhale the dust
52fd54 No.1849086
>>1849085
nah its the lime
520ead No.1849087
>>1849086
you ever eat just a straight lime ?
52fd54 No.1849088
>>1849087
yeah i suck on them all the time when it comes with my pho
520ead No.1849089
>>1849088
hehe
what is pho ?
52fd54 No.1849090
520ead No.1849094
>>1849093
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :3
d21f18 No.1849097
>>1849096
what will you do today?
520ead No.1849098
>>1849097
uuu I have to go to work in like 7 hours....what are you gonan do today?
d96e85 No.1849099
>>1849088
That's not the only things you suck on
52fd54 No.1849100
>>1849099
what else do i suck on?
520ead No.1849102
>>1849099
Mohning hu chans
d96e85 No.1849104
>>1849102
Afternoon Bard
>>1849103
Comfy way to sit on chair
52fd54 No.1849105
>>1849101
i wish
>>1849104
thats how L sits of course its comfy
also i just started sitting like that after seeing it and my back doesnt hurt anymore
520ead No.1849107
>>1849105
Actually
L sits on his heels
Megumin in this pic is holing her heels below the chair which offers almost no support
d21f18 No.1849108
>>1849098
sit here and browse the internet
52fd54 No.1849109
>>1849107
its the same idea why are you being so nitpicky no wonder no one likes you jeez
d96e85 No.1849111
>>1849105
Why wish when you're already doing it?
It really is comfy. What's an L?
077185 No.1849112
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
The second video that they reference.
52fd54 No.1849113
>>1849111
if i were already doing it id be illegalled
L is a swell guy
52fd54 No.1849115
>>1849114
Do you masturbate to traps?
e990ad No.1849117
>>1849104
I want to move but no monies and much hassle for just a few months.
520ead No.1849118
>>1849117
what's wrong with where you're living right now?
52fd54 No.1849119
>>1849117
You couldn't afford that place you wanted?
d96e85 No.1849120
>>1849115
Absolutely not
>>1849117
;_;
But gotta make up your mind
52fd54 No.1849121
Yo batr link me the good shit
>>1849120
Since you're gay and you don't that means traps aren't gay
077185 No.1849123
>>1849122
Feeling good is for women and fags.
520ead No.1849124
>>1849121
What genre would you like to hear today?
52fd54 No.1849125
c0bcd9 No.1849127
i feel only a little lonely today
52fd54 No.1849128
>>1849126
Howdo i fap to this
520ead No.1849129
>>1849127
at least you're in "good" company now
520ead No.1849130
>>1849128
Hiromi is the cutest tombboy
e990ad No.1849133
>>1849118
At the parents.
Public transport is fucking hell. I tolerated it for 5 years because it was free, but no more free this year.
Can't get drunk throughout the week.
>>1849119
It's not as economical as driving to school erry day and then there's the fact I can only live there for 9 months or so anyway until I'm done with school.
>>1849120
Yeah I did, gonna live home another year and pick up work and then see about moving permanently.
520ead No.1849134
>>1849133
What the heck why isn't it free anymore?
Alo can't you just buy liquor at the liquor store and bring it home?
Still why you say only for a year?
520ead No.1849135
oh I see now
Stick it out ikt nyan for school and then move away
e990ad No.1849136
>>1849134
>>1849135
Last school year, but free public transport stopped so I gotta pay basically everything school related out of my pocket + I FUCKING HATE PUBLIC TRANSPORT. It was bearable when it was free but fuck no I'm not gonna pay upwards of $420 a month to sit in the train and bus without even being able to sit down and even be late often because the train is either too damn full or just doesn't go.
I can use the car though so it'll be fine.
520ead No.1849137
>>1849136
At least you only have to stick it out for one more year...
where do you want to go when school gets out?
d96e85 No.1849138
>>1849121
Yeah well, my boyfriend does, so checkmate!
>>1849133
Sounds like a good idea too, if you don't mind the time spent on transport every day
52fd54 No.1849139
>>1849138
Wtf right when i finish you go for the kill
Master of timing
520ead No.1849140
ayy
I mean a horse is a horse of course but who rides is important
d96e85 No.1849141
>>1849139
lol, what a timing. Faggot
e990ad No.1849142
>>1849137
Somewhere chill.
>>1849138
No fucking transport, it's exactly 1 and a half hours completely fucking wasted because the bus is too cramped to use a laptop, the train ride is too short to do any work and the transfer is in a shithole where the knife-per-person is the highest in the country.
Can use the car tho so that saves 45 minutes.
520ead No.1849143
>>1849142
Are you going to stay in the Netherlands or are you going somewhere else in Europe? For some reason I have you associated with britbong land and Idk why
e990ad No.1849144
>>1849143
Netherlands is super comfy.
d96e85 No.1849145
>>1849142
o-oh, that sucks. Car is definitely the way to go then
520ead No.1849146
>>1849144
my favorite fighter is danish
And You always hear about hteir tasty sweets and pastries
what do you like about it actually living there?
52fd54 No.1849147
>>1849141
What's your boyfriend like and how did you get it?
d96e85 No.1849148
>>1849147
He's the best, and just by being myself.
Am just lucky
52fd54 No.1849149
>>1849148
But like
Didn't you have to do that socializing stuff to find it?
e990ad No.1849150
>>1849145
I like our family car despite it being well over 20 years old and French and less than 100bhp and everything's broken.
>>1849146
Here? Bicycling everywhere, people are not as bitchy as French or Belgian people and not as stiff as Germans. Haven't been to Britbongistan so can't say anything about that. Denmark should be similar to here though but the language sucks. Wouldn't want to go to anywhere South East Asia because shithole and commies. Japan would be neat but the living costs are astronomical and there's a shitty work culture.
Not sure about Ameristan as income is higher if you're not a wage slave.
d96e85 No.1849151
>>1849149
Internet is a magical place
>>1849150
>french car
>broken
Why does this not surprise me at all?
520ead No.1849152
>>1849150
fuck that sounds amazing
bikes are amazing and it's a real shame that it's not that practical as a prime form of transportation here in america
It would be nice to get on that level
Based Nippon would be awesome but also fuck working 20 hour days
You ever been to Amsterdam? Thats where al my stoner buddies always talk about
e990ad No.1849153
>>1849151
It all happened last year though.
Dashboard lights broke. Probably some wires or power issue, because all bulbs were fine. The small warning lights and indicator lights all are fine too.
Engine is okay but there's an oil problem and nobody can figure out where it comes from, but it doesn't run hot or anything so idk. Hopefully it'll just pass inspection or it's a not-so-hard fix.
Right mirror is broken but we taped and ziptied it and it's perfect. Can't adjust (properly) from the inside.
Front light adjustment sometimes spazzes out and moves up and down randomly.
Blinker click sometimes spazzes out and clicks really quickly, but this isn't visible from the outside.
Roof paint has been stripping itself and there's a stripe of matte there.
Aside from these things it's gud.
d96e85 No.1849154
>>1849153
>aside from an oil leak, the roof falling apart, the broken dashboard and some other electrical malfunction, it's all good
uh...
e990ad No.1849155
>>1849152
Yeah, there's cycling infra everywhere. Pretty much all roads where cyclists are allowed have a separate cycling strip on the main road (60kph roads and less) or have their own road (80kph roads), all roundabouts and crossings have dedicated cycling paths. Not really much space for danger, so no helmets needed.
Haven't really gone to Amsterdam, I should probably but eh, nothing much is there aside from tourists and potheads.
>>1849154
Well, only the motor thingy could cause trouble with the inspection, but I think that's because we put in too much oil once.
520ead No.1849156
I dont wanna but it's bedtime
goodnight friends and also feku the bully
e990ad No.1849157
>>1849156
*tucc*
I'm gonna go eat.
d96e85 No.1849158
>>1849155
Maybe, it just doesn't sound too okay.
Am gonna go eat
40fe88 No.1849159
Apparently they're gonna go eat.
At the same time.
Really makes you think.
52fd54 No.1849160
>>1849151
how much gp was it tho?
>>1849133
use the money you saved to play more driving simulator games
8880f5 No.1849161
52fd54 No.1849162
hey im eating too!
except i do it in front of a screen
8880f5 No.1849164
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Let's see how far down the rabbit hole YouTube auto play will take me
d96e85 No.1849165
>>1849159
shush
>>1849160
Nothing, I sold my body
52fd54 No.1849168
>>1849165
omega lewd
>>1849166
one day ill live in an apartment closed off to the world in japan and fill it with dakimakuras onaholes wall scrolls and other weeb things
9bfa80 No.1849171
>>1849164
Bebop used to link this.
8880f5 No.1849172
>>1849171
I'm kind of disappointed now. YouTube settle on autoplaying 5FDP
52fd54 No.1849173
>>1849169
hbu? live on a mountain top and drift down everyday to pick up your daily tofu with a water cup refreshment
>>1849170
wow says the one who posted >>1849167
8e298e No.1849176
1b43f4 No.1849177
Did we get invaded by lolicon scum or was it always like this?
Seems like it was always like this.
1b43f4 No.1849179
>>1849178
I thought so!
Thank you Ban.
9bfa80 No.1849180
>>1849179
I don't need a thank you.
e990ad No.1849181
>>1849173
Push a schoolgirl away from an old tractor and dying because of a heart attack in the process due to NEET lyf
1b43f4 No.1849182
>>1849180
What could you possibly need, I wonder?
52fd54 No.1849183
>>1849181
dont forget the part where you piss yourself
9bfa80 No.1849184
>>1849182
I don't need anything
c0bcd9 No.1849185
you ever get tired of being desperately alone
52fd54 No.1849186
fix it by sleeping forever
9bfa80 No.1849187
>>1849185
No I have a boyfriend
lol loser
1b43f4 No.1849188
>>1849184
Maybe some discipline but that's not really my place or something I'd want to do.
>>1849185
No I vulture swooped in on someone you really liked like a total creep and have been happy for many years.
c0bcd9 No.1849189
>>1849188
>really liked
are you suggesting i had a crush on your unstable transsexual gf who pulls out her own teeth?
i sure am jealous
e990ad No.1849190
Hitler did nothing wrong.
1b43f4 No.1849192
>>1849189
No but I am suggesting you were attracted to her enough to lick her boot heels and act like a dog for my amusement.
>>1849191
Das gay
1b43f4 No.1849194
Next you'll say "I was never really that into her and was just doing the submissive thing because I was bored"
1b43f4 No.1849195
>>1849193
Wouldn't you rather date a pretty girl?
Like the 2D kind? Maybe with a penis?
c0bcd9 No.1849196
you are trying to make fun of me for cucking you
c0bcd9 No.1849197
hahaha the joke's on you loco my gf made you cum
haha ha haha
1b43f4 No.1849198
I was just talking to my friend about what a stale, weak word cuck has become. Like calling someone beta or friendzoned. It's basically their descendant. And much like beta it has little to no relevance since humans don't have beta or alpha males, and what you did could not possibly be described as cucking me except in some sort of hilarious delusion painting a perfect example of the dunning-kruger effect.
1b43f4 No.1849199
Now repeat after me:
"Cybering and sending my nudes to a woman who in turn berates me and treats me like garbage over the internet is not actual sex just because I masturbate to it.
Cuckholds are aware or directly involved in their spouse having sex with other men.
I am a donkey boy, hee haw, hee haw"
9bfa80 No.1849200
>>1849195
I have everything I want.
8880f5 No.1849201
>>1849185
It's partially self imposed, so I can't complain and be reasonably about it
1b43f4 No.1849202
>>1849200
You have a stand, vampire powers, a dinosaur, AND a nintondo swetch?
1b43f4 No.1849205
>inadvertently summoning moogs by uttering the words "donkey boy"
Woops.
9bfa80 No.1849207
>>1849202
I meant my boyfriend is everything I want.
1b43f4 No.1849209
Someone so humorlessly self-deprecating shouldn't try this hard to be snarky and condescending. You just come off entirely the opposite of how you think you do.
>>1849206
That's not an unusual quip for me though. I've compared your avatar to a donkey lots of times.
I'm in a pretty good mood.
>>1849207
Your boyfriend is a stand-user, dinosaur, nintendo switch, and a vampire?
1b43f4 No.1849214
>>1849210
Wow dude that's pretty impressive, cool beans.
>>1849211
A jack-ass-alope.
1b43f4 No.1849218
Oh no wait I see it nevermind, it's totally a rabbit.
Sorry dude I retract all my donkey statements.
I just had to compare him to some more traditional medium.
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