a399c4 No.1844870
Cum is my favourite meal.
1fc912 No.1844875
>>1844869 (REPOST)
I didn't think you wanted anyone here, but I did think you were being honest about wanting a man.
How many is multiple? lol
26cf03 No.1844876
>>1844873
Here as in Alabama.
44e1a3 No.1844877
a399c4 No.1844878
help
disablegta v abs brake system
44e1a3 No.1844879
>£25 IPS LCD on ebay with no stand
>0 reviews
>fuck it, worth a punt
>seller is no longer a registered user by the next day
seems legit
248e2b No.1844880
a399c4 No.1844881
44e1a3 No.1844882
what does "t." even mean?
248e2b No.1844883
what is "qt" except a framework?
eee1dc No.1844886
44e1a3 No.1844888
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needs more fat tiddies tbh
eee1dc No.1844893
>>1844887
i havent fapped to traps in over a week
44e1a3 No.1844895
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eee1dc No.1844896
248e2b No.1844897
>>1844893
Nope, now it's full-blown gay and you swallow your own cum, how time has changed
>>1844894
nope, don't know where you've heard these lies
3c9687 No.1844898
>>1844897
I would never reveal my sources
248e2b No.1844899
>>1844898
In either case, you should find new ones because the ones you got are clearly misinformed
eee1dc No.1844902
>>1844897
do you even swallow your own cum?
248e2b No.1844903
>>1844902
no. What would be the point?
3c9687 No.1844904
>>1844901
That you're rude?
248e2b No.1844905
>>1844904
That too, but mostly that your sources are incorrect
eee1dc No.1844906
>>1844903
well if you're gay and dont do it its not a gay thing to do. duh
248e2b No.1844907
>>1844906
If that's what defines what's not gay, then time to go out and suck some cock, since that wouldn't be gay
eee1dc No.1844908
>>1844907
the premise was what you wouldnt want to do. you would suck a cock if you could
eee1dc No.1844910
>>1844909
wanna suk my dik?
eee1dc No.1844912
>>1844911
wow that hurts
kms
248e2b No.1844913
>>1844912
kernel mode setting?
I already got a man though, don't take it personally~
eee1dc No.1844914
>>1844913
oh well would you suck that man's dick?
248e2b No.1844915
>>1844914
like nothing else
eee1dc No.1844916
>>1844915
lol see you are hella gay and im straight
248e2b No.1844917
>>1844916
Nothing gay about making sure the one you love feels good
eee1dc No.1844918
>>1844917
would he suck you
55c0d1 No.1844919
>>1844882
It's Finnish for "terveisin" translated to "regards", it just got picked up from all the spurdo memes.
0cc276 No.1844920
>>1844919
Spurdo Sparde :D :D :D
248e2b No.1844921
>>1844918
Yep, though he'd probably prefer to just bend me over
>>1844919
Really? That's the origin?
eee1dc No.1844922
>>1844921
is your ass trained to take dick tho
55c0d1 No.1844923
>>1844920
>when you take a forced meme so far, it becomes a meme
>>1844921
Yeah, dumb isn't it?
248e2b No.1844924
>>1844922
No. I'm of the belief that your body should be saved for your one and only. Nothing will ever go up that except his, and exclusively his, not even toys.
>>1844923
Aren't most memes? :3
eee1dc No.1844926
>>1844924
you havent tried fucking yourself in the butt with a toothbrush?
a399c4 No.1844927
248e2b No.1844928
>>1844925
Almost all of them anyway
>>1844926
Nope, never
eee1dc No.1844930
>>1844927
megumi was the pinnacle of anime
>>1844928
you're pretty straight for a gay dude
55c0d1 No.1844931
>>1844928
I don't think any non-dumb ones exist.
248e2b No.1844932
>>1844930
And you're pretty gay for a straight dude~
>>1844931
I know one
eee1dc No.1844934
>>1844932
I set myself up for that one
gn
3c9687 No.1844935
>>1844905
You are cute though.
248e2b No.1844936
>>1844933
Runescape is a meme, and it's awesome~
>>1844934
rekt
eee1dc No.1844937
>>1844936
im being further bullied instead of getting a virtual tuck
the world has declined
55c0d1 No.1844938
>>1844936
I think it's just the nostalgia that keeps people going back.
Although nostalgia is usually delusion, RIP.
248e2b No.1844939
>>1844935
Not even a little bit
248e2b No.1844940
>>1844938
I think that would only be the case if you used to do it a lot back then, which wasn't really the case for me
3c9687 No.1844941
>>1844938
Hey SD
>>1844939
You are cute.
55c0d1 No.1844942
>>1844940
I used to, but then elementary school was over.
>>1844941
Hello Sims.
a399c4 No.1844943
3c9687 No.1844944
>>1844942
It's been a while.
248e2b No.1844945
>>1844941
lies!
>>1844942
80% of my total game time has been thrown into the game after i turned 20.
>>1844943
you're a cute boy
a399c4 No.1844948
248e2b No.1844949
Ban, Archives, the cunt with several names
d345d3 No.1844950
>>1844949
I have more than that
248e2b No.1844951
>>1844950
as if that makes it any better
55c0d1 No.1844957
>>1844944
Somewhat, been busy-ish.
>>1844945
I quit the games I spent most time on really, they got boring.
f7d91e No.1844958
Oh shit is that my boy SD?
44e1a3 No.1844960
>is the XFX TX 500 any good
>nah, just get the CX450M
fucking destroyed
f7d91e No.1844961
>>1844959
How ya been man?
741aa7 No.1844962
oficially liscensed spongebob meme toys
**i kind of want the dabbing squidward*
55c0d1 No.1844963
>>1844960
Funnily enough I have CX750M.
>>1844961
Had an awful job, quit, got a new job with a better pay and work environment, so pretty good.
You?
f7d91e No.1844964
>>1844963
Damn, what where you doing at your old job anyways?
What do you do in your new one anyways?
55c0d1 No.1844965
>>1844964
Old was automotive industry, but it was 3-shift job with 4-shift system that allows Saturday to be a work day too, so it sucked quite a lot with 2h commute a way.
Warehouse stuff, driving forklifts and sometimes between warehouses with a van transporting things, but about 50% of the work is just moving items from one inventory to another on a computer.
Practically making 13,5$ an hour for just driving and playing with a computer.
a399c4 No.1844966
>>1844964
What do you do anyways?
a399c4 No.1844967
>>1844965
Cars are kewl but forklifts and vidya and getting paid is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
55c0d1 No.1844968
>>1844967
Seen that many times, they actually showed that the first time in college when I had classes about industrial work and work safety.
Getting paid, but then not knowing what to buy with the money.
f7d91e No.1844969
>>1844965
>2 hour commute
Fuck all that bullshit
Warehouses always suck but they're always hiring and it's so easy to get the job
This new one sounds so much better lol
>>1844966
Build server cabinets for Hitachi
Pretty chill
55c0d1 No.1844970
>>1844969
Yeah, spent about 14 hours at work due to that commute, practically home, sleep, work, gym, sleep and it went on like that until I got the new job.
I like warehouse jobs pretty much since nobody's going to come demand anything from me and they trust me to be capable of doing what I do, also generally just stopping by and spending half an hour talking with co-workers whenever I see them.
a399c4 No.1844971
>>1844968
Buy a car and go rallying like your fellow countrymen.
I believe every Fin is born in a rally car on some bumpy Finnish rally stage and can finish a stage before being able to walk.
a399c4 No.1844972
>>1844969
fuck that's pretty neat i didn't know you were a nerd
f7d91e No.1844973
>i didn't know you were a nerd
rude
55c0d1 No.1844974
>>1844971
There is a rally track nearby, like 40-50km(?), but it's even more of a hick area than where I am currently.
a399c4 No.1844975
>>1844973
wow all up in corporate thinking and stuff
55c0d1 No.1844976
>>1844973
That cap is pretty A E S T H E T I C
f7d91e No.1844977
>>1844970
Yeah they are pretty cool
The people you meet there are always fun
I'm always that guy making friends with everyone and getting everyone together for drinks after work
>>1844975
Not even
I'm just a regular worker, they just give us a bunch of merch that I dont even use lmao
Well I use the backpack
55c0d1 No.1844978
>>1844977
I worked in all other fields minus the store/customer service, so it took me 2 weeks to learn everyone's name, still casually throwing in jokes whenever I see them come by wherever I am at the time.
Haven't gone drinking with them yet, but the company has been usually arranging paid cruises to Sweden and back for the workers around Christmas, so that might happen pretty soon.
a399c4 No.1844979
>>1844977
Before you notice you'll start to pitch Hitachi stuff to random people.
a399c4 No.1844980
>>1844974
Wow, Finland doesn't let down.
a399c4 No.1844981
Grab another beer or drink water
55c0d1 No.1844982
>>1844980
Well, it was the go-to sport years ago.
755a78 No.1844984
>>1844982
I should come visit you so I can do some rally driving.
55c0d1 No.1844985
>>1844983
Ice Hockey and as of lately Basketball a bit due to new young promises making it big.
>>1844984
No clue if they rent any rally cars though.
a399c4 No.1844986
>>1844985
ah
we have the max verstappen so everybody is f1 expert now
55c0d1 No.1844988
>>1844986
Well, we've got that too due to Kimi Räikkönen and Valtteri Bottas.
a399c4 No.1844989
>>1844988
Finns are standard issue in F1 though. Mika Häkkinen, Keke Rosberg, Heikki Kovalainen are some names I know :p
55c0d1 No.1844991
>>1844989
But aren't Rosberg and Kovalainen out of it currently?
741aa7 No.1844992
>>1844987
use a screen recorder and edit it and the actual music file in
that's how you get views.
a399c4 No.1844994
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1844991
ssh
>>1844992
that is too much effort yo i dont even know how 2 edit videos
heck i tried once and it was annoying as fuck to set up
55c0d1 No.1844995
>>1844993
Just to ride rally?
>>1844994
At least I would imagine they're not driving anymore.
a399c4 No.1844996
>>1844995
yeah das right but still finland is super good in car stuff!
247e80 No.1844997
imagine an american company that employed warehouse or even dock workers, think they would get a paid cruise anywhere? not unless they are working with some pretty interesting shit in that warehouse illegally
247e80 No.1845000
55c0d1 No.1845001
>>1844996
Maybe, just maybe.
>>1844997
Well, there's other types of free-time activities the place also arranges like reserving restaurants for like ~3 hours every now and then, but it's like once in a month deal and out of your free time if you decide to join in.
A cruise to Sweden is like 20$ or less for a person though.
247e80 No.1845002
>>1845001
oh yea cause you're like right next to it. really profitable companies do nice stuff like that but big companies? forget about it, too many little people to say "what about me??"
55c0d1 No.1845004
>>1845002
Pretty much, kind of a big company but the location where I work there's just the right amount of workers so it's never crowded.
741aa7 No.1845005
i self inset as the skinny white girl
0cc276 No.1845006
Black people are repulsive
741aa7 No.1845007
do you know where you are
0cc276 No.1845008
A circlejerk on the internet where my opinion, like everyone else's, really doesn't matter in the grand portrait of life, the universe and everything?
755a78 No.1845009
>>1844995
I'm a car guy, it'd be a sin to go to Finland and not drive rally and if I wreck a car I own it's no big deal.
741aa7 No.1845010
you are at the bottom
anime prison gays on an alt right site that are so lonely they'll even put up with eachother
everyone in the world is less repulsive than we are
and it would be a blessing if you were to be curb stomped by a black.
247e80 No.1845012
wow all this healthy self loathing really gives me hope in the world
it is only by hating yourself that you change and improve
0cc276 No.1845013
You'd be surprised what kind of people I'd put up with. Certainly lower than the people here seem to be
It would be assault, actually. I could sue and get some money and not be a drain though, which might not be so bad
247e80 No.1845015
>>1845014
stop wearing glasses inside shorty
0cc276 No.1845016
>>1845015
But I'm not short
And I need glasses to see
247e80 No.1845017
a399c4 No.1845018
>>1845016
hahahahahahahahahaha
55c0d1 No.1845019
I don't think we're repulsive, at least judging by the looks quite many look just fine and seem normal enough.
>>1845009
Well then, it's going to cost though.
245cb5 No.1845020
I think its kinda funny
I think its kinda rad
The dreams where loco dying
Are the best Ive ever had
755a78 No.1845021
>>1845019
I can afford it, just gotta save before I plan a trip
a9986a No.1845022
pretty repulsive but not as bad as walmart
247e80 No.1845023
repulsiveness first comes from the self and then gets projected out
>>1845019
yea i was actually kind of surprised how relatively okay looking most people here seem to be
245cb5 No.1845024
Walmart... more like... LAWLmart
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
7e381e No.1845025
55c0d1 No.1845026
>>1845021
Would still cost quite a long penny.
>>1845022
Thanks for reminding me of that website "people of walmart" or something.
'Sup Teeps?
>>1845023
But the other thing is can they hide their power levels outside of internet?
a9986a No.1845027
>>1845026
i've never actually been to walmart because michael moore taught me that they suck, but i've heard horror stories
a9986a No.1845028
scootaloo i bought that paramore album in cd form lol
it bumps in my jeep
55c0d1 No.1845029
>>1845027
Same kind of horror stories as ones about Ikea that you can't find your way out and end up spending a month in the housing maze?
245cb5 No.1845030
>>1845028
Good choice
Seeing them
Again
In January
Hype
741aa7 No.1845031
We could sort out the migration crisis in Sweden by housing them in Ikeas as living mannequins.
a9986a No.1845032
>>1845029
no more like the wretched element that shops there
i've never been to ikea either, but that's just because i get hand me down furniture all the time
a9986a No.1845033
>>1845030
the album is mixed really well. the levels are perfect in my car. i do think i prefer the live versions of a few songs
she needs to be able to scat
247e80 No.1845034
>>1845026
yea you see some fucked up shit trolling around in the depths sometimes, but it's pretty natural to want to keep most of that stuff secret
245cb5 No.1845035
>>1845033
Scabbity! Yeah i like their maturing and exploring. Nice change.
a9986a No.1845036
>>1845035
it's kinda weird though, i keep thinking, "man. my mom would love this album"
55c0d1 No.1845037
>>1845031
Or we could send all the terrible criminals to Ikea, they would never find a way out.
>>1845032
Been to Ikea a few times, but thankfully we only have small ones near here, and not those 10 football field sized ones which you can get lost in.
>>1845034
It would be kind of a hell if you could read people's minds, although it could be very amusing too.
755a78 No.1845038
>>1845026
Just gotta start searching the forums for a bro over there with a shop, I can snag a deal.
a9986a No.1845039
>>1845037
yeah i'm not trying to spend the day shopping or anything
even super target kinda stresses me out when i'm finding a particularly random item
a9986a No.1845040
in college we were all about the costco cause we could just have free breakfast from the samples and load up for the month
gigantic stores are useless to a single foreveralone now tho
a9986a No.1845041
did you know that on 4chan you can embed twitter links?
pretty neat huh
245cb5 No.1845042
247e80 No.1845043
>>1845037
no my friend you would be in hell and find very little amusement, its very good people lie about what they think sometimes, and you don't even want to dream about some people's secret's
55c0d1 No.1845044
>>1845038
Maybe, I'm not too good with cars beyond changing tires and motor oils.
>>1845039
The mistake of going shopping with a woman, entire day gone up in the wind like ashes.
a399c4 No.1845046
Aho Girl is the pinnacle of anime. Anime in general can stop now after this season. A higher high will never be reached.
247e80 No.1845047
>>1845041
yea one of the anons who dumps a ton of images in one of the generals ALL THE TIME embeds all the twitter image links
7e381e No.1845048
>>1845041
What use is there even for that?
741aa7 No.1845049
the jaden anime looks pretty good.
55c0d1 No.1845050
>>1845042
Sleep well Scoots.
>>1845043
Well, my curiosity says otherwise.
>>1845049
I still think it's some sort of a lo-budget Youtube animation.
a9986a No.1845051
>>1845044
yeah man, shopping with other people drives me crazy
i have a game plan with a fixed time constraint
if i don't find everything that i need within like 10 minutes i get antsy and take what i got
>>1845047
i just recently realized that you could show the twitter post in the post
something about 4chan being mainstream now etc
>>1845048
well like in my big brother threads
people will embed what some past house guest is saying about something
of course it's ridiculous but kinda nice for lazy one click is better than two type of people like me
7e381e No.1845053
>>1845051
Oh yeah I forgot you go in those normie ass threads
a9986a No.1845054
>>1845053
even though this is the worst season ever,
the regulars there are pretty funny
and it's really the only other posting option i have atm
you post anywhere else?
247e80 No.1845055
>>1845050
oh yea? you want to go into it a little deeper? what kind of secrets would you want to know? I mean you already said it would be hell yourself so what could possibly be worth that?
>>1845051
is it really mainstream? it was probably already kind of mainstream back in 2011 really with all the "oooooooooooo anonymous said this, oh but don't worry they claimed it wasn't really anonymous" bitch do you get how anonymous works
55c0d1 No.1845056
>>1845051
I always follow the general idea of checking things at home first and then going to buy them, and then be baffled at the incompetence of people who don't know what they want from the store.
>>1845055
Don't you want to know things?
a9986a No.1845057
>>1845055
lol 2011 was when i started
spring
then that jessi slaughter shit hit that summer
and then all those summerfags rolled in
good times
7e381e No.1845058
>>1845054
What's so bad about this particular season?
Nah, I don't really post anywhere else. 4chan /b/ on rare occasions
247e80 No.1845059
>>1845057
oh god the jessi slaughter shit, that was sad, then funny, then really sad again
a9986a No.1845060
>>1845056
oh god, like that person standing right in front of the section you need something from, for days?
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT
no matter how many times i make a mental or even a physical list though, i always forget something big
>>1845058
they brought back the dude who got second place last year and gave him all these advantages the first few weeks
and this cast is literally all retarded like makes luka look like loco
and this dude managed to mindfuck like 8 of them to do whatever he wanted and vote out anyone worthwhile early
we should make a run at /b/ again while the waifu fucks are banned
>>1845059
it was kinda exciting when it was going down
i felt that anon rush for the first time
but yeah, like she ended up in a foster home and her dad died
lol
247e80 No.1845061
>>1845056
if i want to know something ill figure it out, i don't need magic powers that i will immediately regret, humans can barely even piece together scraps of memory most of the time, and if you have a photographic memory don't let your government find out about it because they'll want you
7e381e No.1845062
>>1845060
Sounds like typical reality TV bullshit tbh
I'd be down for another 4chan run
247e80 No.1845063
>>1845060
pretty sure when i joined the site it was around when there was the picture of that dead girl posed in a picture naked and it was like unclear if she was really even dead or not?? the meme picture had a name but i forget it
55c0d1 No.1845064
>>1845060
Yeah, I had that when I went to buy a new chair, some +50y old women didn't know what kind of a home entertainment system they wanted, so they bugged the guy for half an hour until I got him to fetch me the chair from the warehouse.
>>1845061
But then the other person would know, that you know.
>>1845063
Too soon.
a9986a No.1845065
>>1845062
cool i need to run to the liquor store and then i'm down for whatever
i have two IPs i don't mind getting banned
as long as it's not like a month or perma
>>1845063
wait like the asian guy laying next to the dead girl?
~~~
brb
death to smoochy
741aa7 No.1845066
>>1845063
don't bring up the antifreeze girl.
247e80 No.1845067
>>1845064
extorting someone with blackmail for benefit isnt a way i could live easily, being able to read peoples thoughts doesnt make you immune to consequences, it doesn't make you a much better fighter really, you need muscle memory for that, i'm just being realistic
247e80 No.1845068
>>1845066
sorry are you triggered?
55c0d1 No.1845070
>>1845067
Wouldn't really use it for something like that, I just like to know a whole lot of useless information.
247e80 No.1845071
>>1845070
you'd just go insane
755a78 No.1845072
>>1845044
I might be putting a new ecu in my brothers truck.
3a5851 No.1845073
A girl, who has a boyfriend, is being the hugest slut for you all night
What do?
7e381e No.1845074
Bahahahaha still? We may have a problem TP
>>1845073
Do you like her boyfriend? If not, do it
741aa7 No.1845075
>>1845073
ask the boyfriend over
watch
55c0d1 No.1845076
>>1845071
But I haven't gone insane yet, or are you saying that I'm confined in a white soft room and this is all happening in my head?
>>1845072
Yeah, I wouldn't know how to do that.
>>1845073
Haven't you dealt with something like this before, or is my memory going haywire?
247e80 No.1845077
>>1845076
what no, i think there was a miscommunication, if you could read anyones thoughts you'd go insane
3a5851 No.1845078
>>1845074
I don't know him lmao
I know that she was terribly drunk though and I *WAS* too nice to take advantage of it this time.
>>1845075
I would end up making him watch instead
>>1845076
Possibly? A bit of a luxury problem I guess
a9986a No.1845079
man they were bumping like this eminem style mexican rap and i wanted to ask what it was
and then i thought that it would probably be something spanish
and it would be a bit much to make her write it down
>>1845064
well with like big purchases like electronics or furniture i would want to take my time
that's why i don't even go down that road
>>1845073
depends if the bf is a douche or not tbh
a9986a No.1845080
actually what it really depends on is
if you are bigger than the bf or not
7e381e No.1845081
>>1845078
If she's still like that when sober then hell yeah take advantage
55c0d1 No.1845082
>>1845077
Maybe, or maybe not.
>>1845078
I momentarily forgot that you once blamed your horrible memory when we were talking about Tomorrowland about 2 years ago, thought you could use the same solution as in the earlier case though.
>>1845079
I take my time at home, so the customer service can live a somewhat easier life at the store.
755a78 No.1845083
>>1845076
The shop said it's dieing they don't expect it to run more than 2 weeks.
But I figure slapping a junkyard sci in there might get more time out of it.
247e80 No.1845084
>>1845080
its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean
a9986a No.1845085
>>1845082
i hear you
actually you know what? i'm with you on that
i would do my research prior
and if they didn't have what i wanted i would get out
>>1845084
lol i knew that read that way, but i really meant like whether or not you could kick the bf's ass
that's really all that matters with drunk slags
741aa7 No.1845086
it's hard to joke about cuckoldry. makes me remember being rejected.
the pain goes deep.
a9986a No.1845087
loco have you ever watched your best friend fuck your love interest?
shit stings af
3a5851 No.1845088
>>1845080
>>1845079
No idea what the bf does or looks like, I just know her through work
>>1845081
It's not bad when she's sober. She's awful (good) when drunk though, so if she keeps it up I will.
>>1845082
I recall the convo, but nothing about something similar to this but o well
I'm still planning on going sometime,
>>1845086
Sorry cutie, I'll give you a round too
a9986a No.1845089
>>1845088
oh then as far as you know, the boyfriend is just an excuse
go for it
no brainer
a9986a No.1845090
WE'RE MEN
THIS IS HOW WE DO
7e381e No.1845091
>>1845087
Why are you watching your friends fuck???
>>1845088
You know what they say about alcohol
55c0d1 No.1845092
>>1845083
That stuff is way beyond my knowledge.
>>1845085
The only real way to do it, and thankfully websites nowadays usually have their warehouse status for the item visible.
>>1845088
I think it was another time when you were pretty drunk and asked help for a similar deal here.
a9986a No.1845093
>>1845091
i kinda embellished that
that's never happened
but i have crushed on my friends' gfs
and my friends have fucked my love interests
>>1845092
for sure
walking around a store for items is so passe
a9986a No.1845094
>EIF Presents: XQ Super
is this what cancer looks like?
a9986a No.1845095
please retract my previous post
chance the rapper is on board
for the kids
7e381e No.1845096
>>1845093
I'm still gonna go with the fan fiction that you're one of those friends that gets WAY too friendly
a9986a No.1845097
>>1845096
HAHAHA like my roommate is netlix and chillin
and i come wearing a towel offering tostitos
"hey guys"
7e381e No.1845098
>>1845097
"We've been friends forever, me watching you and your gf fuck isn't weird bro"
a9986a No.1845099
>>1845098
yeah i donno never don't two guys one girl
you know about my two girls one me thing right?
7e381e No.1845100
>>1845099
Were they both fat? I feel like they were both fat.
55c0d1 No.1845101
>>1845093
Although it's fun to check out what you can buy on payday, but even then I wouldn't bother the clerks for the sake of their already frail sanity.
a9986a No.1845102
that's when i retired from the sex game
7e381e No.1845103
>>1845102
So they WERE fat
741aa7 No.1845104
three guys is just awkward, really.
a9986a No.1845105
>>1845100
my gf was not
her friend was a bit thicc
>>1845101
i really enjoy not spending money
that's why this year was fucking cray
like utah trip, bought a car, insurance doubled
sugar beverage tax? are you fucking kidding me?
>>1845103
not even that fat bro
a9986a No.1845106
although when i was getting a blowjob from two girls making out i was a bit wasted
how i stayed up is beyond me
a9986a No.1845107
i need wide vaginas though
i'm not packing ikt status but at least 2/3 ikt
7e381e No.1845108
>>1845105
THEY WERE FAT I KNOW IT
>>1845107
Dude we've seen it, you can't bs that
a9986a No.1845110
>>1845108
no i'm telling you my girlfriend WAS NOT FAT
i can't say for sure about her friend. but pretty sure not that fat
>>1845109
why can't we all get beautiful dongs?
2e143c No.1845111
>>1845110
Because the world is not just.
7e381e No.1845112
>>1845110
SHE WAS FAT I BET
HER FRIEND WAS PROBABLY FATTER
a9986a No.1845113
>>1845111
sometimes it is
like on the way to work a couple days ago i watched this squirrel somehow not getting squished in the street
like he/she was really in over his/her head
and really pulled it out miraculously
good start to the day
>>1845112
colbert like even if she was
like why does that matter
in my experience
the fatter the vagina
the more comfortable the sex is for me
cause rocking a 2/3 ikt
7e381e No.1845114
>>1845113
Because I will NOT allow you to lie on the internet
2/3 Ikt is a massive exaggeration m8
2e143c No.1845115
>>1845113
And yet we still have people who are in the teens and twenties that get cancer. Babies that die before they have had a chance to live. Millions and millions of people who suffer and die, with no joy or happiness.
There world is not just.
a9986a No.1845116
this kids function on fox is going to really trigger me
*mutes*
55c0d1 No.1845117
>>1845105
I rarely ever feel like spending any, but I think it's fun to know what I can afford.
7e381e No.1845118
>>1845115
I imagined that girl you posted saying this and it surprisingly wasn't that off
>>1845116
I know it's hard controlling your pedo urges, but you can do it
2e143c No.1845119
>>1845118
The only good thing that has come from life is the end of it.
7e381e No.1845120
>>1845119
So when's the mass suicide?
a9986a No.1845121
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>>1845114
oh come on
>>1845115
lol yeah it really does suck
i'm so scared of dying
i don't think that will ever stop
i'm going to be terrified until the last second
actually altzeimers runs in my family so maybe that will be my savior
2e143c No.1845123
>>1845120
5:00 on Sunday. AM, of course.
>>1845121
I would welcome death fucking blissfully.
7e381e No.1845125
>>1845121
NO TP
NOT TODAY
>>1845122
>>>/bed/
>>1845123
I will count on your attendance
7e381e No.1845127
I cannot fucking wait for RedLetterMedia's It review
a9986a No.1845128
>>1845117
for sure man
like thinking about worst case scenario how much money could you throw at something
i think i could without getting a loan
spend like 15 grand
>>1845118
it's just that's it's really cheesy cause it's coming from a good place and for a good thing
>>1845122
hi echo
>>1845123
i think dying without knowing that you are about to die scares me the most bro
i can't help it
it's always been a thing
>>1845125
i need you to try to be nice to me tonight
2e143c No.1845129
>>1845125
I might be late, just go on without me if I am.
7e381e No.1845130
>>1845128
I'm gonna roast the shit out of you now TP
YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME. THERE IS NO BATHROOM!
>>1845129
I knew it, you were trying to get me to kill myself
No deal
2e143c No.1845131
>>1845128
You never know what is going to happen regardless. Why should dying make a difference?
2e143c No.1845132
>>1845130
Colbs, the only way I want you to die is impaled on my cock.
7e381e No.1845133
>>1845132
Calm down there Vlad
55c0d1 No.1845134
>>1845126
Wow, lies.
>>1845128
I'm always just saving up for that what-if.
42ce22 No.1845135
>>1845128
No love?
Have I been downgraded ?
3234d4 No.1845136
Good morning! Hope you're all having a lovely day.
0cc276 No.1845138
2e143c No.1845139
>>1845136
Fuck you. What if I want to have a shitty fucking, soul crushing day?
a9986a No.1845140
so last friday i did some stupid facebook shit
so i got this firefox addon that blocks facebook from me
well really of course i can easily get around it but i buts this funny desktop notification if i try to access it
>>1845130
i take frequent pee breaks bro
not sure how this is gonna work
>>1845131
i don't know
i don't really believe in much unequivocally except myself
and i don't want that to end
or turn into whatever i was before i was me
7e381e No.1845141
>>1845135
I'll call you love if you want
>>1845136
I did, thank you
>>1845137
[urge to impale intensifies]
3234d4 No.1845142
>>1845139
Well, then I hope you get what you want! I just want you all to be happy :C
>>1845141
Yay! I hope you have a good tomorrow too!
7e381e No.1845143
>>1845140
Well you ain't gonna have your mommy around to wipe your little tushie either
>>1845142
And what if I don't?
6c77f7 No.1845144
>>1845136
Hope you're having a good day too you fucking faggot.
2e143c No.1845145
>>1845140
What would it matter? Not being as you are never bothered you when you weren't you.
>>1845141
Atta girl.
Also, who is stealing my 'love' shit? That is mine, you fuckers. Back off my balls.
>>1845142
That is quite an odd philosophy you have there.
3234d4 No.1845146
>>1845144
Fuck dude same
>>1845143
Then we'll be here to help you unwind! Gotta have bad days to recognize the good days.
>>1845145
How so?
a9986a No.1845147
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>>1845134
i really only have like 4 grand cash so like if the credit card companies crash i'm kinda fucked
>>1845135
i thought we could just be platonic now <3
>>1845143
are you close with your mom?
i know you got the step dad thing similar to me
but is your mom your best friend?
>>1845145
i know but...
still
2e143c No.1845148
>>1845146
All you want is us to be happy? And if I wanted to be extremely depressed and sad, you want me to be? Sure, I would have what I want, but by definition I would not be happy.
>>1845147
Just a gut reaction?
6c77f7 No.1845149
>>1845146
what are you fucking gay
42ce22 No.1845150
>>1845136
It's not the worst.
>>1845138
Duke.
>>1845141
I mean, if you're going to I won't go out of my way to stop you..
>>1845134
I woke up at 5pm.
>>1845147
WOW.
7e381e No.1845151
>>1845145
I'm not stealing shit, except hearts
>>1845146
All of this positivity is really throwing me off
>>1845147
Yes, and no she's not my best friend
>>1845150
HAH, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY love
2e143c No.1845152
>>1845151
That was cheesy and bad even for you.
7e381e No.1845153
>>1845152
Cheesy and bad are my specialty ;)
a9986a No.1845154
my you's aren't working
can't even please type TP before their replies to me
>>1845150
any plans for die wochenende
>>1845151
moms are pretty great
but at the same time
i internally blame my dad more than my mom for having me
she was the dumb slut that opened her stinky snatch
a9986a No.1845155
2e143c No.1845156
>>1845153
Keep it up and I'm fucking Lulu.
>>1845154
Fix your shit, TP.
42ce22 No.1845157
>>1845151
<3
>>1845154
Not particularly.
I kinda just wanna get out and go somewhere.
Anywhere.
Alone.
TPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTP
7e381e No.1845158
>>1845154
Wow dude you have some issues
THIS POST IS FOR TP ONLY, ALL OTHERS NEED NOT APPLY. DO NOT READ, THIS IS A TP POST.
>>1845157
Woah a red heart? Now I feel special
3234d4 No.1845159
>>1845148
I feel like you're reading too far into this?
>>1845149
Haha, you wish :3c
>>1845151
Haha, I'm sorry. I'll try and be COOL or something instead?
a9986a No.1845160
>>1845156
it's back thank god
hovering posts is so oldschool
remember when you would actually read everyone's posts because posting was new and exciting?
>>1845157
just do it
go walking with a bottle
see what curb you end up on
a9986a No.1845161
>>1845158
thank you colbert
6c77f7 No.1845162
>>1845159
i'd only be interested in you being gay for guys if you were a girl honestly
2e143c No.1845163
>>1845159
Likely.
>>1845160
Jesus fuck, at least back then it was interesting. You met all sorts of people.
7e381e No.1845164
>>1845156
In your dreams, punk
>>1845159
What killed the dinosaurs?
>>1845161
You know I'm a helpful guy
42ce22 No.1845165
>>1845158
Well, I never ever denied that you are special.
:^)
>>1845160
I didn't mean it quite like that.
I don't wanna drink
I just wanna go hiking or something.
maybe find an empty lake and go for a swim.
3234d4 No.1845166
>>1845162
I am a girl, honestly.
>>1845163
It's ok I love you anyway!!
bb2471 No.1845167
dear god, I would have never cared to know this shit existed without nerve center
3234d4 No.1845169
>>1845164
I was told to say Yes is a good band? I agree but I don't know why it's relevant to talking to you.
2e143c No.1845170
>>1845164
I'll do it, you little bitch.
>>1845166
Na. You don't. And that is fine.
a9986a No.1845171
you know who we need up in this b?
based grimu ;;
>>1845163
yeah it's so status quo
i think DOA is the first new guy we've gotten in like a year lol
>>1845164
did i tell you i got geico
>>1845165
for sure
i don't know why i don't do that
i have a tent
a jeep
i donno
a slave to the radio
>>1845167
EMAIL PROTECTION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ad1aa1 No.1845172
>>1845167
None of us care that you exist either
We have a lot in common, friend.
7e381e No.1845173
>>1845165
Damn it Echo we had something good going
>>1845167
Welcome to hell,kid.
>>1845169
Who's telling you this? I mean, I do like Yes but that's kinda weird to bring up for no reason
>>1845170
Over my cold, dead body
>>1845171
Wow, good for you
You got decent coverage, right?
a9986a No.1845174
>>1845172
WHO YOU CALLIN FRIEND, FRIENDO
2e143c No.1845176
>>1845171
I don't even know who the fuck that is. Shit man, I miss just the stupid fucking threads. Fuck anime threaders though, they are utter garbage.
>>1845173
After I fuck your cold, dead body.
6c77f7 No.1845177
>>1845166
that's pretty gay.
42ce22 No.1845179
>>1845171
Well I have none of those and I do that frequently.
It's just been a while now for some reason.
I do have two working legs.
>>1845173
SOMETHING SPECIAL??
a9986a No.1845181
>>1845172
yeah like really good
50/100 cross the board
500 deductible comprehensive and collision
accident forgiveness lol
since i'm a perfect driver and i would never want to tarnish that
>>1845176
honestly like people who watch anime are fucking lost hopes
i mean anime all the time
and that is what they watch
ad1aa1 No.1845182
7e381e No.1845183
>>1845175
I knew that FUCK was behind this
Tell him to come out and face me like a MAN
>>1845176
You wish
>>1845178
NO
U
>>1845179
Holy shit dude can you not
42ce22 No.1845186
>>1845183
Okay okay fine seesh..
7e381e No.1845187
>>1845181
Lol you responded to the wrong person
Not bad, you could have lower deductibles but that's okay. Props for not being a dumbass and having decent coverage
755a78 No.1845188
>>1845182
Much quality
>>1845184
Not today.
2e143c No.1845189
>>1845181
Agreed full bore on that.
>>1845183
I'd say it is your dream.
a9986a No.1845192
>>1845179
that get away feeling is always strong in me
but the older i get, the let's just chill feeling outweighs it
>>1845180
hi griddelz ^^
>>1845187
LOL
wait that isn't a good plan?
>>1845189
i never liked anime
i liked the circlejerk
and the anime one was somehow the least gay of them
7e381e No.1845193
>>1845185
Do you tho? If you really stopped to think about it
>>1845186
Thanks love
>>1845189
To be fucked as a corpse? I don't see why that would be my dream, I wouldn't even perceive it due to the whole death thing
>>1845191
He won't do it, the PUSSY
6c77f7 No.1845195
>>1845191
*hug*
There's nothing wrong with being gay.
7e381e No.1845196
>>1845192
What isn't a good plan?
42ce22 No.1845197
>>1845192
Get a dog.
>>1845193
np cupcake
7e381e No.1845198
>>1845197
WOW
I thought we were cool
755a78 No.1845199
>>1845190
Because I want it.
>>1845192
Hey TP, how you doin?
>>1845195
Are you current on Dresden codak?
7e381e No.1845201
>>1845200
So you just look at a dick and are like "damn that looks good"?
42ce22 No.1845202
>>1845198
WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME
a9986a No.1845203
>>1845196
i thought i got like a decent plan
>Props for not being a dumbass and having decent coverage
oh wait i read that wrong
i DO have a decent plan
yeah man on my volvo tank i just ran liability
this jeep hauls so i might be a little more ambitious with it
>>1845197
never again
when my last dog died i ended up breaking my ankle
>>1845199
longest short week ever
you?
6c77f7 No.1845205
>>1845199
i'm not
i figure at the rate it updates i should wait a few years so i can enjoy it all over a coffee
7e381e No.1845206
>>1845202
You called me Cupcake
>>1845203
Yeah, def go crazy with it
>>1845204
Yooooooooooooooo, if someone cosplayed this irl I'd instadate
a9986a No.1845207
anyone seen bam margera's vice thing?
alcohol and coke fucked that niggas neck the fuck up
a9986a No.1845209
>>1845206
i'm still having problems with spatial recognition
but i've gotten over the blindspots by never mirroring
always over the shouldering
it's based
42ce22 No.1845210
>>1845206
What's wrong with that?
It's one of my favorite cliche cute names
0cc276 No.1845211
I died 17 times playing Smite
Holy shit I'm trash
6c77f7 No.1845212
Pharma Bro Pounded In The Butt By T-Rex Comedian Bill Murky And A Clan Of Triceratops Rappers Trying To Get Their Album Back
After raising the prices on his life saving drugs to outrageous heights, notorious “Pharma Bro” Marky Sharky has come to terms with his title as the most hated man in America. At least he still has his one-of-a-kind, two million dollar album from dinosaur rap group, The Yu-Bang Clan.
But when Marky receives a frantic call from his lawyer about a wild gay stipulation in the album’s fine print, things take a turn for the unexpected.
Soon Marky is being seduced by T-Rex comedian Bill Murky, as well as the whole Yu-Bang Clan, and the ownership of his favorite album hangs in the balance. With all of these hot dinosaur celebs around, can Marky resist his own hardcore anal urges?
This erotic tale is 4,500 words of sizzling human on gay dinosaur entertainer action, including anal, double anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, gangbangs, bukkake, and prehistoric celebrity love.
3c9687 No.1845213
>>1845206
Good taste.
>Tfw will never be cute enough to cosplay a gajinka
7e381e No.1845214
>>1845209
Are you always making your right hand turns as closely as practicable to the curb?
>>1845210
Oh, I thought you meant like the poster Cupcake
>>1845213
Mega Bannette is so cool, I just wish it wasn't quite so garbo
a9986a No.1845215
>>1845208
after college i moved in with my brother and we was haphazardly taking care of a dog named barbarossa that my dad rescued
he wasn't taking care of him well and he very quickly became my dog, and my best friend
one day he started throwing up uncontrollably and it turned out he had some hole in his stomach and we had to put him down
it was very sudden and it completely ruined me
>>1845211
SUCH FUCKING TRASH
755a78 No.1845216
>>1845203
It wasn't too bad, I slept 5and a half hours a night, which is like copious amounts of sleep for me.
>>1845204
If that's the attention you want to give, I'll take it.
>>1845205
Oh, I forgot about it for a few months but I'm current and, yeah, the updates are so slow.
3c9687 No.1845218
>>1845214
Mega Mawile is my favorite Pokemon personally, even if I didn't like mega's as a gimmick
>>1845216
Lewd
a9986a No.1845219
>>1845214
yeah lol
those tight jeep turns
also i think about bumps way differently than i used to
2e143c No.1845220
>>1845215
My dog literally went from walking around, to convulsing and puking up blood, to dead in about 2 hours. It was fucking painful. I feel your pain.
a9986a No.1845221
>>1845220
he was the best dog
he was wagging his tail on the way to the vet
he was an abused dog but just appreciated simple things
like someone who loved him
so i couldn't handle his death at all
42ce22 No.1845222
>>1845214
Oh, god. no.
>>1845215
and then you tripped on him or something?
a9986a No.1845223
>>1845222
no i went out a few days later and got wasted at the bars
got in a fight with a bartender
tried to walk home on ice
slipped
broke my ankle
got up tried to walk on it again since i was so drunk
broke it the other way
7e381e No.1845225
>>1845217
You have passed the test
>>1845218
It's hard for me to pick a favorite tbh, I think maybe Haunter
>>1845219
I used to own a Jeep, they're fun to drive for sure
I had to parallel park one uphill with no brakes once, that was neat
>>1845222
But now you see why I was offended
3c9687 No.1845226
>>1845224
Pewed
>>1845225
Mismagius and Frosslass are my favorite ghost types
42ce22 No.1845227
>>1845223
So get a dog.
And when it does, drink at home.
>>1845225
Yes but why would you ever assume that.
7e381e No.1845229
>>1845226
Froslass is bae. I have mine named Yuki Musume after the Japanese snow spirit
>>1845227
In the context of threads, when you say Cupcake I think of the poster so
a9986a No.1845230
>>1845225
oh i am so lost trying to parallel that thing
i had to do it in the city a few months ago and it was like a 12 pointer
>>1845227
i still have two cats
when they die i will be a mess
no more pets
no more dependents
7e381e No.1845231
>>1845230
Yeah it's hard as shit lol. I honestly don't know how I did it
0cc276 No.1845232
3c9687 No.1845233
>>1845228
I wanna get
>>1845229
tfw I only know Yuki cause of yu gi oh
a9986a No.1845235
>>1845231
i rarely even paralled my volvo because i'd rather like walk a block then trying to fit a spot
but that thing was low and easier to see your front and back
and that was a station wagon lol
7e381e No.1845237
>>1845233
tbh I had to Google shit to come up with a name I liked. My Aerodactyl is named Erinys
>>1845235
I started to drive in LA so you can imagine parallel parking was an essential skill
And where I live now has street parking that is always full so parallel parking is necessary
42ce22 No.1845238
>>1845230
Or just get something that is gonna outlive you.
Like a turtle.
>>1845229
Does he even post anymore
0cc276 No.1845239
>>1845236
Being taken uwu
I need to find a way to vent my anger though
7e381e No.1845240
>>1845238
Not that I've seen, but still. I remember people very well
7e381e No.1845242
>>1845241
I bred them and trained them, they're special to me
I know, I have autism.
a9986a No.1845243
>>1845237
oh yeah man i'm so fortunate to pay my 50 bucks a year for my parking lot
if i actually lived in a chicago apartment i would have to circle around the block for street parking
like bitches in the winter dig out spots and slit tires if someone takes them
>>1845238
SEA TURTLES
>>1845239
you can bully me if you want
755a78 No.1845244
Why did I finish this anime, I hate having watched the last episode, I'd have been happier imagining the possibilities.
>>1845235
I'm a pro at high speed parallel parking, if my truck will fit,
7e381e No.1845246
>>1845243
I can imagine, I've kicked a fair bit of dickhead cars parked badly lmao
a9986a No.1845247
>>1845244
see i used to be really good at it
but i stopped having to
so i lost the skill
a9986a No.1845248
>>1845246
yeah it's all perp here
just keep in the lines
and like on mondays park on the north
tuesdays south
cause street cleaning
and plowing in the winter
0cc276 No.1845249
>>1845243
Why would bullying anyone make me feel less angry
a9986a No.1845251
sorry brad
>>1845249
i donno sometimes it works for me
755a78 No.1845252
>>1845241
Working on it, fireball warms the belly so.
755a78 No.1845253
>>1845250
No spectre here.
0f6287 No.1845255
>>1845238
What did you say to Red?
42ce22 No.1845257
>>1845240
I will think of something else then.
What a shame, he ruined it.
>>1845243
Or ant farm.
549a02 No.1845259
>this whole thread
N O T F O R S E X U A L
0cc276 No.1845260
>>1845251
I know what it's like to be bullied, so I don't do it
755a78 No.1845261
>>1845256
Sorry Sims, I only erp in private or if I'm really drunk, and with that last episode of your lie in April I'm not sure I'm up for either.
a9986a No.1845262
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is it weird that i would marry and honour helen mirin
a9986a No.1845264
>>1845260
who knows you might like it
but also props to you trying to break the cycle
like bullied bullying etc and so on
b4b5a7 No.1845265
NEW THREAD
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
MAKE SURE TP SEES THIS SO HE DOESN'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
>>1845263
e109f3 No.1845266
>>1845256
who brought you here?
42ce22 No.1845268
>>1845255
I told him he's being a creep and that he shouldn't speak with you anymore.
755a78 No.1845272
a9986a No.1845273
ba6f46 No.1845302
755a78 No.1845314
755a78 No.1845353
Fuck that little asshole, I kept telling him not to be so fucking rough with my dogs, and he just went and got himself bit on the face by my golden retriever, I heard her bark and I knew something just happened, so I go check on him and he's in the bathroom with a hole in his cheek, one of her teeth broke skin and took a little chunk out, he says he was shacking her to try to wake her up, but she had a pillow on top of her so I'd bet money he was fucking pushing on her with most of his body weight, I swear if someone comes to take my dog because they deem her aggressive I will be there gun in hand waiting.
The best part was watching him cringe when I cleaned that shit with 80% rubbing alcohol.
I hope he fucking learned something from this.