/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk

>>1841020

Based on how submissive you are

how to suicide

>>1841024

aslo curious

asking for a friend

>>1841024

>>1841025

Down the road, not across the street

>>1841023

I'm not though

:(

>>1841027

I don't believe you

>>1841029

:)

>>1841028

>>1841031

Why ?

>The only other time that anything like that happens is when I roll with >my old best friend who's also the biggest guy in our group

>He doesn't always roll with us because he has a gf who's going to be >his wife soon

>but when he does he gets me in mount alot and like

>stares down at me and it feels a little gay

>the first time it happened I was looking up at him and it was a kind of

>awkard few seconds of eye contact for me cause I don't like being dominated

>racked in the nads by knee

>>1841034

yeah idk

He's kind of weird

when we were younger he was a brony and always talked about femmy things

maybe he's bi hmmm

>>1841035

it happens

soetimes to the head or chin too

i went with my younger brother yesterday and got a mean knee to the chin

>>1841031

...

>>1841036

just because his dick touches your butt, doesn't mean you have to fuck. you could just fool around n stuff. stop recking nads, and start loving them.

>>1841033

Cause you lie, you aren't even wearing panties~

>>1841037

:))

>>1841039

And I never will be.

>>1841038

Well Idk that's a pretty uncomon position

In IBJJF tournament rues if your opponent gets mount of back mount on you

That is the most points they can score from a single action

it awards 4 points

so if you feel a dick on your butt you better gget it out of there LOL

just lost my will to live wtf

>>1841043

getting LEWD

>>1841040

Good, panties are terrible

>>1841046

uncalled for......

>>1841045

i would roll with a girl if I had any female friends tbh ;~:

no homo

>>1841048

>>1841046

On me but not other people.

>>1841048

panties are terrible

>>1841050

Even on other people

>>1841049

y-you said hello to me first....

hello to you too playmate

Panties are only acceptable on women.

>>1841052

But what sort of freak of a girl wouldn't wear them?

>>1841052

You would be very wrong.

>>1841051

[X] disagree

[ ] agree

>>1841054

Actual women, not those trap things

>>1841055

That's an entirely different matter

>>1841056

Not at all

>>1841057

You missed the right box, are you drunk?

>>1841058

oh no silly

I don't drink very much

I just

i'm sorry to tell you this but I'm afraid you may be suffering from a mental defect of some sorts....it's okay we'll get you taken care of....

>>1841058

Don't be a fag, fag.

>>1841058

>Actual women

>>1841058

>Actual women

>>1841058

>Actual women

>>1841058

>Actual women

>>1841058

>Actual women

>>1841053

I am the strap-on queen.

>>1841059

Yes !! Please!!!!!!!! fight me you crispy golden brown man god

>>1841058

You're just saying that because you only like men.

>>1841060

I know I am. I'm a faggot after all

>>1841061

I'm mental, okay?

I'm still waiting for Pence's special treatment

>>1841062

And exclusively those of the female sex who were born female too

>>1841066

There are no other kinds of women.

>>1841065

Yes, most people say are based on opinions

>>1841064

oh sure

i would love to

but would you please set it up?

http://multiplayerchess.com/

in the timer in the bottom right corner, make the time set to (never)

then go to invite friends

give me the link and I will join shortly

I would make it but my internet is shitting on me

>>1841064

That's just

awesome

>>1841066

Just have Spectre cure you with Jesus.

And questionably lethal amounts of electricity.

>>1841067

Than those born female? Nope

>>1841071

He could but he doesn't even like me anymore

>>1841068

How did you get so gay ?

>>1841072

The only kind of women are those that are born female.

>>1841073

Realization?

Time too maybe. I've always despised panties though, that's nothing new

>>1841074

Good boy~

>>1841074

>>1841072

it's true that "women" can only be biological female

"girls" however

>>1841077

mean

i play 4 fun

>>1841076

Girls are those born biological females.

A boy putting on panties and calling themselves girls, won't make them so.

>>1841079

damn

it might be down or something

>>1841072

How can you two fruits not like each other when you brought his gay ass here?

>>1841076

Girls and women are the same thing though.

>>1841075

I am a girl.

>>1841082

He brought me here

>>1841083

Not on the internet

>>1841084

>>1841084

How can you two fruits not like each other when he brought your gay ass here?

https://youtu.be/TWDO2aA5Z0A

>>1841083

>>1841083

i'm a girl

>>1841088

Me too.

>>1841085

*petpet*

>>1841086

We broke up some time ago. We still do talk though

>>1841089

you're quite good at being a girl

>>1841091

>>1841091

Alright mate I joined up

lead on friendo

>>1841090

Make /animus/ anime again.

>>1841090

>

>>1841092

Y-you too.

>>1841095

>247

>>1841095

>247

>>1841095

>247

>>1841095

>247

>>1841095

>247

>>1841096

Thanks nobody's' ever told me that before.....

>>1841095

All I see is anime

>>1841096

Vaporeon too cute

.>>1841098

usually the person who makes the game should be white

>>1841100

I love them so much.

>>1841102

A water stone is the best gift an Eevee can receive

>>1841103

Agreed.

>>1841032

>>1841100

Horse fucking weirdo.

>horse fucking

That's pretty hot tbh.

>>1841106

I don't even fuck horses.

I don't even like them

Horses are gross.

>>1841110

>>1841109

and also mean

This one is cute though.

>>1841113

i want a cute girl to dick me with her 5 inch dong while stomping on me with stockings

>>1841115

I don't understand

I've just never been that good with math you see...

>>1841117

Logistics don't have anything to do with math though.

>>1841118

L-linguistics......?

>>1841119

Sure!

darsy......

h-he responded so fast.....

>when hu goes to school but you didn't get the chance to give him his Bento

what's a Bento?

>>1841125

it's like a sack lunch but in a box.....

>>1841126

Looks too weeb for me

>>1841127

hehe yes and ricey cakes

>>1841128

>mymom wont take the lunch i made her to sschool

>>1841129

shhhh ♥

>>1841130

so uh

how much longer do you get to be free for before you need to leave for skull

>>1841132

Not long. Half an hour maybe

>>1841133

fehhhhh

When you leave it's probably gonna die around here

still though I hope your day goes nice

is your university aesthetically pleasing?

I mean like pretty to look at?

>>1841134

Nah, won't die.

University is a collection of many different buildings spread all around town. I got lectures in three different ones and group-rooms in a fourth~

Eh, they're decent I guess, haven't paid it much mind.

>>1841136

>>1841136

wow that sounds like the most inconvenient thing in the entire world

I guess making those rounds every day will build character though..

Plus doesn't your country pay you a bit to go to school?

>>1841137

The ones I go to are close to each other though, so I can get between them all by foot.

Yeah, it does. And on top of that, the education is paid through taxes too, so won't pay anything up-front either.

It does mean that anyone if they want to, can show up to every lecture if they so desire. Doesn't mean that anyone except the people studying, does so though, but it's allowed

>>1841139

actuallly they are seperated by a bento compartment......

>>1841138

Honestly I think that's a fantastic system

If we had one like that I would probably be in college as well

oooooooowheeeeeeeeee

>>1841141

kys means kiss

>>1841142

Eh, you'd think so, but it's cheaping out on everything. Not sure how to feel about it

>>1841144

Hearing that from someone who's actually involved in that kind of system is valuable to me

Here in our own high school

THe year I graduated

They instituted some pretty cool features where every single student got their own personal macbook pro that they got for the whole year

They upgraded them to macbook airs this year

They also instituted a program where high school students can attend the local college classes

and theoretically a high school freshman could graduated high school with a college degree

and maybe these things wouldn't be practical in that sort of system as well

>>1841146

when I went to school I was always really bad at being social and I wasnt able to get into the lunch line so all my friends would give me some of their food and eventually by the end of the year everyone at my loooong luchh table would give me stuff they didnt want to eat and I got sooo much foods

we have like

welfare lunch programs and stuff here

but I guess that's kind of juvenile to have ina college

Am gonna go now.

Enjoy yourselves

>>1841147

wow!

>>1841149

>1841149

have a good one mate

heh.I thought he'd never leave....now then......

>>1841151

Loooks like it's just you and me............

Alone......

>>1841153

>>1841155

what can I say

I'm a dog

What are you up to tonight spec?

I rather enjoyed most of that playlist

you into any other Foreign rap like that french stuff?

>>1841156

I'm glad you're still here I thought you went to sleep

anybody cool still here?!

>>1841157

More like a bitch.

I'm up late with a headache and just kinda thinking back on a lot of fun I had today. You?

Glad you liked it. Foreign stuff? Sometimes. That Frenchie in there was just for humor.

Some other French stuff I had I actually deleted I'll never be able to find it again I don't think.

But here's another one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebNw2Bueh6E

There's this, it's... Finish, I think?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=memVwa6syrA

>>1841159

No

>>1841162

woah.....

>>1841165

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbDLmS2NcKU

>>1841166

do you keep playlists of your own?

>>1841160

hi QT~!

>>1841163

hey kiss shot :3

>>1841169

Hello Nezi

>>1841168

Yeah, I try. But of course I always make the mistake of NOT adding a song to a playlist, because I didn't like it in the moment, but then want it later and can't remember the name for the life of me.

And there's always that annoying shit of adding a song to a playlist, only to have youtube auto delete it when the video is taken down, so you'll never know what it was.

>>1841172

you're batting pretty high tonight

over the next few days or weeks or whatever if you're ever wanting to toss anything in the same vein as your current reccos I think I'd like to subscribe

that was kinda cool......

>>1841171

how are you tonight, beautiful?

>>1841170

so tired

but no work tomorrow

also just spent a lot of money

>>1841174

Better than usual. I did really well at work today.

>>1841175

>>1841176

yeah~? you pleased all the customers really well with that 17 year old mouth huh?

I bet you give great advice with your head

flirtin with statutory disaster

>>1841177

>17

15

I sold three strap-ons. I seem to sell a disproportionate amount of those compared to the rest of the crew.

One of the people who bought one also got a 12 inch dong to go with it.

>>1841178

sounds like a mistake

>>1841173

Hmm? What do you mean, lol?

Anytime I find something good I'll toss it your way Bardo~ Maybe even a few more playlists if I can sort them into genres finally.

Here's one more 'fore I leave. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DArzZ3RvejU

Gonna shower and sleep. Till next time...

>>1841182

take care out there and have a nice day spec

thanks for talking tonight

>>1841179

how many hours do you work?

>>1841181

tuck me in and spoon with me~

>>1841184

30 a week.

well

29.5

so that I'm not full time.

>>1841185

I wish I had a job like yours in the A/C

;~;

>>1841186

literally dead inside

why am i awake

>>1841187

It's quite nice. I wonder how it is in the winter, I'm not sure how well they do the heating.

I'm really glad I'm not working outside this week. There are a bunch of forest fires around and the air is super smokey. Like Hazard level smokey. They're telling people to not go outside if they can avoid it.

>>1841189

Why arent YOU asleep?

>>1841189

I'm not sleep because my brain don't work so good ;____;

>>1841187

cute pic

>L'oreal model sacked after making racists comments

>model was black saying ill things of white people

Ah, equality. It is a beautiful thing.

>>1841193

you're stupid

but if we want the thread to survive

we'll have to......

>>1841192

but it's not a picture of you...?

>>1841194

>me

>stupid

I think you'll find my academic records say otherwise.

>>1841196

nooo you're stinky and definately a baka

Nezi and Bard tell me something cruel so I can go to bed.

>watching the iinterview of said model

>"white privilege"

>"micro aggressions"

>"colonialism"

I can see why Jack gets so angry.

>>1841197

I am the least stinky baka there has ever been.

>>1841198

>>1841198

youe ver dream in anime Luka?

When I was a younger kid and a super weeb I used to dream in full on anime

with people speaking japanese that I could understand because I had subtitles

i spoke it too

>>1841201

no you are the worst

>>1841200

did dars set this up

Why am I lumped into this

>>1841200

I can't, I like you too much to be mean

Scoots will have to do, you two need a mean streak.

>>1841205

Darwin has been asleep for awhile now.

Baka

Baka baka

Double baka

>>1841205

How could I possibly be the worst in a universe that has Ui, Blood-chan, Erio, soto and Tsuchi?

That is quite the title you bestow on an individual.

>>1841200

melted chocolate goes into spaghetti

>>1841209

idunno, I've never slept well

>>1841203

i've had plenty of dreams

but i can't tell if it's anime or not.

ive had quite a few scary dreams tho ;~;

>>1841209

*tips sun*

m'day

>>1841208

yeah those guys suck too lool

>>1841210

Sounds delicious.

>>1841216

...what is wrong with you?

are you okay? do you need to see a doctor?

>>1841217

I have a queer pallet.

>>1841215

Kek

I'm #1

>>1841212

>>1841219

Still doesn't justify how in the world you would think it's okay to put chocolate into spaghetti!

Takes raw talent to be number 1

TRIPS

MAKE IT

TRUE

>>1841224

I mean I'd never do it, but it sounds edible. Chocolate pudding on sourdough bread is good too though.

>>1841225

lots of training as well though

happy birthday scoots

okay sleepy time fore real

>>1841231

*tucks you in*

nini kissles

>>1841230

Thanks♥

holy fuck kill me I feel terrible

nini

>>1841236

nini lookie

why does the thought of being gently loved by a woman while wearing her clothes make me melt

these are normal feelings right?

>>1841238

Homosexuality is natural. It is okay Loco.

when I first saw it was your birthday i thought maybe i should strip and write "happy birthday" on my body and generally be a slut

but it might upset mommy, so. i didn't.

You know they;'d enjoy it, being audience is something they enjoy.

>>1841245

Merci beaucoup

*i'll do it if she orders me to.**

bye

okie dokie

I don’t go to zoos any more. Not after a monkey fixed me in a stare that went right through my soul and tried to offer me the lock on his cage to open, with a hopeful expression. But one of the last times I went, I saw a gorilla at London Zoo having a late life crisis.He was clearly an old guy. And he was sitting away from his group, and he was looking at a straw in his hand, and there was no doubt in my mind his general feeling was… yeesh.The straw was rubbish. A piece of straw. Not even a good piece of straw. It had broken in the middle and hung limply, twiddling in the light breeze. And this rubbish, broken straw was all he had to show for his long life. Nothing had really worked out how he had wanted, and… well… yeesh.

I wasn’t the only one who had noticed him. A younger gorilla had too. I saw him give the old guy a glance. And then another. Well, I don’t care what species a boy is. I knew that look. I’ve seen that twinkle in cat eyes, squirrel eyes… every young male mammal with a pulse gets that twinkle in his eye occasionally. He was up to no good.He had this sack, like a potato sack, and he patted it thoughtfully for a moment or two. Then he made up his cheeky young gorilla mind and went into action.He rested the sack on his head, and began walking up and down - with a casual air. It wasn’t pacing. It definitely was not pacing.He was strolling.He strolled about ten feet one way, then ambled back the other way, then pretended to check a leaf, and then started strolling back again.The path of his stroll was directly through the eyeline of the old gorilla.

The young gorilla did not speed up, or slow down, or show any sign of being watched. That’s how I knew he knew he was being watched. It was all far too careless not to be carefully considered. And the exact middle of his strolling path was in front of the old gorilla.He was winding the old guy up.

The old guy was not interested, though. He’d probably seen it all before.

And besides, he didn’t need a young punk to make him feel old and useless - the straw was plenty.So he ignored the younger gorilla and his leisurely strolling.

For a good minute or two he didn’t even show any sign of having noticed.Then, just as the younger guy was turning to stroll back - I saw the old guy shoot a quick glance at the sack-hat from the corner of his eye.He went back to ignoring it completely - and I couldn’t tell what he was feeling.But my best guess is he couldn’t tell either.I think he mainly felt scorn - the sack-hat was stupid - but with a shadow of another feeling.It was a feeling I felt too. You see, I do not have a head for hats.Some do, some don’t. I do not.And that bastard young gorilla - he looked pretty good with the sack on his head.He did. You couldn’t deny it.Some young people just look good in simple things sometimes.And he looked good.And so I felt a tiny tiny bit of jealousy. Because I like hats but can never really wear them without feeling stupid.And I think the old gorilla guy felt the same.The younger gorilla was still strolling up and down - and each time he strolled past he got a fraction closer.

And I saw the old guy starting to calculate.If he were to leap forward… and to time a swipe… just as the young guy was passing right in front of him… he could make it.He could just about make it.

And then he would have the sack.The young guy wouldn’t fight him for it. He was all loose-hipped swagger.That would be something anyway. That would be something he’d done. They could never take that away.I have never been into sport. But I learned in that moment what transfixes sports fans.

My body disappeared and I felt every breath the old gorilla breathed - I felt the muscles in his thighs tensing. I felt the old guy preparing to spring.I felt him steel his nerve and slow his breathing - and the young guy was coming back past - and I knew he was going to go for it this time - he’d made the decision - in fact I had made the decision - because for that moment I was in his body, making the choices he was making - and the young guy came swaggering by - and did this little insouciant lean of his head - just to show how the sack stayed on - and I leapt with all the strength in my coiled thighs - flinging my long heavy arm out.And my strong wrinkled fingers felt fur and closed tight - around thin air.

And I saw that bastard bounding away, and swinging up into the climbing frame, and sit looking down at me, laughing hysterically, the sack still somehow balanced on his head.

Then I slipped back into my human body and saw the old guy sit on the spot - without moving - and stare into space for what felt like a minute, two minutes…

I couldn’t bear the thought of him catching me, watching him.

His empty hand was still closed as I edged away.

>>1841251

morning sunshine

Sleep is death.

>>1841253

hi buddy watsup;?

Sleep with me.

Platonically.

I have one of the highest, if not, the highest IQ.

>>1841260

This but unironically.

Am I superior to the average /animus/ poster? Absolutely. I dress better. I have hotter sexual partners (and more of them). I make more money. I'm better educated. All of my opinions are thoroughly researched and I'm able to express them better than anyone else on the planet. I have a higher IQ. I have better taste in music, art, literature, video games, cars, name something I have better taste than you and the rest of /animus/.

My dick is thick and girthy; it feels firm in your hand, it fills you up, but it won't hurt you. It's the perfect size. My body is tight, toned, tanned, and shaved. Name a type of model - head, body, hand, feet, dick - and I could be that kind of model. I don't because I'm too busy making a shit ton of money as a doctor lawyer who runs a non-profit for victims of genocide. I'm 6'2', 185, 3% bf. I'm better. I'm superior.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Hey, bud , if you're so much better than everyone else on /animus/, wtf are you doing on /animus/?" And this is the main thing, really. This is what concerns me the most. Although I am superior by every objective and subjective test imaginable by man, most of /animus/ doesn't know I'm superior. It's important to me that they know. It's like... if you sing the most beautiful song in the world, but nobody is there to hear it, what's the point? Yanno?

I am the most beautiful song in the world.

So give it a rest. Telling me (and I assume you're talking directly to me, because I assume all statements made by anyone are about me and I am always right) that I only post to feel superior is just a waste of your time and mine. I know I sound like I feel like I'm superior.

Babe, I am superior.

Because I desperately need someone to hold at nights???

>>1841266

as a friend.

hey.

I wish for sleep while being patted.

here comes that queer cavalry

>>1841268

*patpat*

>>1841270

Aw yiss

>>1841271

Would stroke and pet Ikt's hair while he rests his head in my lap and eventually sleep

>>1841272

This but you're actually a girl.

>>1841267

I've been thinking about you. How have you been~?

>>1841273

am a big girl for you

>>1841274

who wouldn't?

>>1841275

it's nice to know i still get someone horny

i'm okay. still in spain. still drawing. nothing has changed.

>>1841277

I recall these circumstances being somewhat unhappy the last time we spoke - are you okay?

i was going to type more in that but i grabbed my sketchbook and accidentally clicked the post button by pressing it against my trackpad.

was going to ask how you are and say i hoped you're doing well.

>>1841279

I'm not sane, so hah!

*holds*

>>1841278

i ran out of food money which sucked for a while. but my parents are paying me back the bills i paid for them so I'm alright for the time being.

i mean living off 100 bucks a month isn't really alright I can't buy clothes or anything like that. but i'm eating regularly which is nice.

Sigh

>>1841280

>>1841282

Something occurred to me while I was at work the other day. This might be a bit gay but I realised that, since the first time we spoke, I have been awful to you. I'm sorry. I was selfish and narcissistic and never once took the time to really ensure you were okay. That wasn't cool and I see that now.

>>1841283

Doing alright?

>>1841284

It's okay. I did some shitty things too.

It's nice to see you kind of happy and stable and growing as a person, though. <3

I was looking back on that and I realized that I'd rather be held, tbh.

>>1841286

I'll probably revert when the reality of how one-sided my love is hits me fully. Might even grow to resent you, like the good old days.

>>1841285

I need a holiday.

>>1841288

You'll meet someone else and things'll be fine. Put yourself out there. use dating apps.

>>1841288

Every time I see you post that picture I ponder to myself if you saved it from me.

>>1841289

Already? You've only been back to school for a week

>>1841293

Well, that's that dealt with.

How's Amy?

>>1841292

yeah

>>1841296

>>1841290

We both know my weird attachment to you and everyone else I've ever fallen for is never going away...

And wtf is banana thumb?

>>1841294

Well enough. Keeping busy. And you?

>>1841297

the lady in the picture you posted has a banana for a thumb

A bananaforathum.

>>1841297

Much the same, honestly.

Just kind of going from task to task.

>>1841298

Cannot unsee. Thanks for ruining my life. </3

>>1841299

I'm playing loads of those video game things. And I nap a lot.

>>1841295

Quite early to wish for that already

>>1841300

it's the perfect curvature for going up butts really

>>1841301

I make shitty custom maps in old Blizzard games.

>>1841302

I need to get into the rhythm. How're you holding up

Amy? Capable of apologizing? It must be a fake.

>>1841305

Am alright, a little bit intoxicated maybe.

Just got back from semester introduction and free chips and beers

>>1841308

Am too small for drinking

>>1841309

You're 1m80 or something tho

>>1841310

and like 50kg

>>1841303

It's too late - all progress I've made towards being a less shit human being has been totally wiped out. You ruined everything. Nice going you dork.

>>1841312

nothing wrong with butts

>>1841314

I'm sure you could. It's not like people here are in any way terrible

>>1841313

Anyway I just popped in to check up on you and to say sorry for all my past bullshit. I might be back soon~ish but don't hold me to that.

We know how I am with promises. And time. I'm sure it'll work out alright.

>>1841317

Thanks. Stay okay. <3

Stay okay is my catchphrase btw don't steal.

>>1841316

Hmm, perhaps.. Maybe.

Holding up well enough?

>>1841320

Fucked metabolism. I won't gain weight until I'm like 40 years old, doesn't matter what or how much I eat.

>>1841321

Good morning then~

Hope you slept well

The things I do to see my bands

>>1841323

That's not good enough ;_;

>>1841324

If only..

>>1841326

unf

>>1841327