No.73545
I fell in love with a girl. She's a lesbian. Help.
Pic related. It's her.
No.73546
I fell in love with a girl. She's a Hippopotamus. Help.
Pic related. It's her.
No.73553
I fell in love with a girl. She's a ship. Help.
Pic related. It's her.
No.73556
No.73559
>>73545
That's a man. You can't fool me, I've been to the internet, I know stuff.
No.73561
I fell in love with a girl. She's a program. Help.
Pic related, it's her.
No.73562
I fell in love with a girl. She's a boy. Help.
Pic related. It's her.
No.73564
I fell in love with a girl. She's a nigger. Help.
Pic related. It's her.
No.73565
I fell in love with a girl. She's a small shota. Help.
Pic related. It's her.
No.73568
No.73571
>>73545
Maybe you should try to get into less masculine, literaly bulldyke girls, or failing that, try to be an effeminate boytoy
>>73546
Be careful to move away if she opens her mouth, her bite is deadly. If you're on friendly terms, she will let you do whatever you want to her behind.
>>73553
Be sure to keep enough oil around.
>>73561
Look on the bright side, you can play with her whenever you want to.
>>73562
>>73565
Embrace your homosexuality. It's widely accepted nowadays.
>>73564
Can't help there mate, sorry.
No.73574
>>73562
take away his silly little crown and promise to give it back if he's a good girl
No.73575
No.73576
No.73577
>>73571
>Can't help there mate, sorry.
She'll be white on the inside when I'm done with her.
No.73580
>>73568
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What did he mean by this?
No.73581
>>73580
He was implying the implication that Astolfo is a girl. The joke fell flat, however, because the poster himself admitted that Astolfo is indeed a man.
No.73586
>>73580
>What did he mean by this?
Is he "our" guy?
No.73594
No.73596
I fell in love with a girl. She's a slime. Help.
Pic related. It's her.
No.73598
>>73545
>grows hair out
>starts acting more girly
but anon, she was fixed by araragi so at worst she's bisexual
No.73599
>>73596
Coming inside slime girls is the hottest.
Especially if there's already little slimeling inside the womb.
No.73601
>>73599
I want to bump her core with the end of my dick.
No.73602
>>73571
>you should try to get into less masculine, literaly bulldyke girls
Fuck off jerk. I don't even mind the insinuations I'm gay but you're straight up insulting my perfect girl.
No.73620
>>73599
Slimes turn white after a few weeks of me dating them. Why is that?
No.73622
>>73620
Don't tell me you can't impregnate them, resulting in little slime sucklings that eat up your cum and use it as their main nutrition? >>73603
No.73625
>>73611
Suu is stored in the balls
No.73639
>>73571
>homosexuality is better than oildrilling
I question your morality
No.73650
>>73545
I fell in love with a lesbian too irl it didn't end well.
No.73658
I fell in love with a girl. She's a fit, brown bunny in shonenshit and she's gonna job hard to make the main characters look good. Help.
Pic related. It's her.
No.73668
>>73658
Please stop hurting yourself and drop the shounenshit. Find a different girl, lad, it just won't work out. She's at shueisha's whim and will job until het death.
Shounenshit is despicable anyways.
No.73673
>>73650
How's it going, dykecuck?
No.73677
>>73639
If you're into those characters, you are homosexual by definition, so…
Just helping.
No.73681
>>73668
So many fishes in the sea, and yet I feel like she's the only one for me.
No.73701
I fell in love with a girl. She's a vessel for a dark dragon god of death and an alternate version of myself from a different reality. Help.
Pic related. It's her
No.73708
I fell in love with a girl. She does everything with her feet. Help.
Pic related. It's her.
No.73710
What about good Shonen like Flying Witch and Mitsuboshi Colors?
Unless you hate them for being shonen.
No.73720
I fell in love with a girl. She's a mom. Help.
Pic related. It's her.
No.73721
>>73720
You're a Scaly, Harry.
No.73729
Keep in mind that she's a slut. She pretends to be a yandere for her one true love, Senjougahara, but she was willing to screw that lesbian that had the hots for her. Anime thots deserve the rope.
No.73731
>>73729
can a lesbo be a thot?
No.73733
>>73545
>owns literal mountains of male on male gay porn
>blatantly and openly lusts for araragi's cock
<teehee I'm totes lesbo you guys
Kanbaru's not fooling anyone.
No.73762
>>73710
not sure if I'd call Flying Witch a shonen manga
No.73764
>>73729
Fuck off Kanbaru is best girl
>>73673
it's fine now that she's not in my life anymore.
But it still makes me feel
No.73767
>>73762
It's actually a shonen. Shonen is a demographic and it has romance and slice of life genres in it aside from adventure and battle manga.
No.73769
Also, it's interesting that Lucky Star is shonen while Kin-iro Mosaic is seinen. Fruits Basket is shoujo.
No.74438
>>73564
Niggers don't have features like that. Her face would be protruding, her nose would be six times as wide, her lips would be 3 times as fat, her ass would have cellulite, and her hair would be that nasty nappy afro shit.