No.69721
It's the holiday season.
Padoru.
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No.69731
>>69721
But Thanksgiving was yesterday.
No.69745
You can't padoru before December it's against the law!
No.69752
>>69722
dude i've been seeing christmas bullshit since halloween
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>>69759
It's the shared heartbeat that keeps wageslaves alive and sometimes reminds them about Jesus.
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>>69788
>wageslaves alive
Most of my life is spent in my workplace and not my own home.
No.69908
What does padoru mean? I doubt it just means paddle.
No.71236
so where is the Christmas anime!?
Always My Santa!
Read the comic and watch the cartoon, pretty good short story about Christmas
No.71286
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>69908
From a Type-Moon wiki on Nero:
>さりげなく歌詞も謎だが、Paddleは櫂そのものに限らず漕ぎ進むことも指すので、「進む進む」くらいの意味と解釈すべきなのであろうか。
"The carelessly sung lyrics are a mystery, but 'Paddle' also means 'to row' instead of just 櫂 [the noun 'paddle' in Japanese], so we can probably take the meaning to be "to advance".
https://typemoon.wiki.cre.jp/wiki/ネロ・クラウディウス
In the replay of the Santa Alter event in FGO (embed related), they translated Alter's version of the song as "wading", which roughly matches up with this idea.
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No.71302
You've already used up all your padoru reserves last month. No more padoru until the 25th!
No.71305
>>71302
>Implying anons here won't make Padoru OC.
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>>71314
>>71308
ΡΑΔΟΓΟΥ ΡΑΔΟΓΟΥ
No.71367
Do you guys ever try to engage in festive activities IRL, only to be reminded of how lonely you are when faced with all the other happy couples and charismatic normalfags attending the events? That kind of loneliness that's more existential than romantic, because you're incompatible with everyone you meet at the deepest levels of your personality? Do you ever spend hundreds of dollars and days of your time decorating, even though nobody will ever see your work, but you do it anyway just in case? As if the ritual of putting up lights and a tree will magically summon a friend or partner to appreciate it? Do you watch the snow fall outside your window on December 23rd while drinking a cup of cocoa and wearing a christmas sweater, wondering why you even bothered to get out of bed today, or put on a sweater, or prepare cocoa, because nothing in life matters unless you have someone to share it with? Do you make posts on anonymous imageboards about how comfy the season is, mainly to convince yourself you're not living a subtle nightmare from which there's no waking?
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>>71367
I am past that phase, I am genuinely repulsed by normalfags at this point and I even reject advances of 3D girls.
No.71424
>>71367
No, because I don't have hundreds of dollars to spend.
No.71440
>>71367
>>71424
This. Why waste good money on christmas decoration, are you stupid?
No.71443
>>71440
I just reuse the decorations from every year since childhood. Even the tree is plasic and reusable.
No.71444
>>71367
I just go visit family for Christmas so I have no need to decorate.
If I didn't visit, i'd just sit around at home, booze myself up, fap, and play vidya. You know, like any day.
No.71445
>>71308
STOP THE PADORU
RIGHT NOW
YOU'RE BREAKING THE ECONOMY
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>>71367
I'm lucky to have close relatives I really like, so festivities are nice as long as there aren't too many people in them. Otherwise, it gets pretty lonely.
No.71544
>>71367
>Do you make posts on anonymous imageboards about how comfy the season is, mainly to convince yourself you're not living a subtle nightmare from which there's no waking?
>not getting comfy and shitpost with other anons in christmas
step it up sempai!
>>71440
You dont have christmas decoration in your house that is almost as old as you?
No.71633
>>71367
I've spent some of my festivities working. Coworkers aren't strictly speaking "friends", but it beats being alone at home.
No.71664
>>71544
>You dont have christmas decoration in your house that is almost as old as you?
No.
t. poorfag
No.71666
>>71458
Now this is podracing
No.71714
>>71666
I think you mean padoracing Satan.
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>>71367
>engage in festive activities IRL
No.71932
>>71367
Nah, I spend Christmas huddled up in bed with my waifu watching her anime and drinking hot rum.
Fun fact: Christmas is a hotspot for divorces. Yet, my waifu will never fight with me and she will never divorce me.
2D>3DPD
No.71933
>>71932
>Nah, I spend Christmas huddled up in bed with my waifu watching her anime and drinking hot cum.
FTFY
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>>71933
>hot cum
GOING THROUGH IT FAST
No.72972
little is known, but in reality christmas snow is Sinterklaas' cold sperm
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>>72972
>sages are public here
Call me a nigger
No.73014
>>72973
Where are sages not public?
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No.73346
With only 2 weeks left until Christmas day I thought I'd be time for us to organize a christmas event. Unlike halloween I would assume that most anons would have plans during christmas day (and prehaps christmas eve aswell) so if there would be a stream of some sort when would it take place? Also what time would be appropriate for amerifags and yuropoors?
No.73348
>>73346
christmas is on a tuesday this year; I won't be streaming ( >>9468 ) last time I did one on christmas no one came so feel free to do one at any time, but I'd recommend the day before (christmas eve) since more people will be free.
No.73351
>>73348
>>73346
A christmas stream should happen at most next week. Even the 23rd might be too late as some people myself :^) will be traveling for the hollidays.
No.73954
if i see that fucking padoru one more time…
No.74015
Cute Chibi santas?
Padoru…..
No.74025
>>74022
I can't look away from Akane's beautiful fatty lumps and fat thigh's fat knees that are so fat the knee actually eats the rest of the leg. I know I should be looking at her butt but the knee is so gross I can't look away.
No.74149
>>71367
>Do you guys ever try to engage in festive activities IRL
>Do you ever spend hundreds of dollars and days of your time decorating, even though nobody will ever see your work, but you do it anyway just in case?
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No.75086
>>75085
What do you have against dolls?
No.75087
>>75086
Just think that one is ugly but everything in the room is fine.
No.75089
Make sure to get a good present for your mum and tell her you love her this Christmas.
No.75091
>>75087
>Just think that one is ugly
Understandable
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>>75076
>BO's battlestation
No.75243
i hate christmas and new years
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>>75076
9.5/10, should've invested into a better doll
No.75646
>retarded yurocucks celebreate christmas on the 24th instead of on the 25th like real humans
No.75650
Which anime has the best Christmas episode that isn't Toradora? I'm feeling festive.
No.75675
>>75646
>tubrocucked jew-on-a-stickcucks celebrating winter solstice after the 21st
No.75693
>>75675
>salty pagan in a Christmas thread
Almost as sad as furfags shitting up a monster girl thread.
No.75704
>>75693
>implying pagans did not invent mgs
Nigger, please. Your vanillashit kike religion does not even allow succubi.
No.75707
>>75704
The Japanese invented Metal Gear Solid.
No.75710
>>75704
>misses the point
>we wuz /monster/ and sheeit
No.75715
Just got back from family shenanigans
Sure love spending 10 straight hours of my day off with my brain shut off sitting on a couch watching bullshit from the TV.
No.75716
Christmas is shit. Every holiday is shit. I want everyone to drop dead as soon as possible.
No.75723
>>75715
We all know that feel bro. Hate being economically dependent.
No.75727
>>75723
>Hate being economically dependent
I don't know that feel. I don't need to go but if I don't then everyone will get asshurt about it and that's even more of a pain.
No.75743
>>75727
>but if I don't then everyone will get asshurt
Good. Fuck 'em.
No.75762
Merry Christmas East Coast Lads~
No.75763
HAPPY NEW YEAR
t. Straya cunt
No.75770
I am tired of hearing the same few Christmas tunes being played at stores everywhere and on radios. They've been playing this shit ever since Thanksgiving ended in Burgerland. Stop trying to get me to buy shit you faggots! I'm getting gifts only for myself this year.
At least the santa girls are nice.
No.75813
>Tfw no eggnog to drink.
What do you guys drink or eat for Christmas?
No.75814
>>75813
Spiral cut ham is in the fridge waiting to go in the oven.
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No.75840
Merry Christmas, you industry traitors! From /co/.
No.75842
>>75840
Oh you've got the Ninja Batman anime in that picture. Send it back.
No.75843
>>75816
Did Santa tie her up for her husband?
No.75845
>>75843
Brand new elf wife straight from the North Pole.
Guy wanted an elf for Christmas and Santa used that as an excuse to get rid of her because she's a terrible toy maker.
No.75849
>>75816
>>75843
>>75845
>Time to unwrap the new wife.
No.75850
>>75646
What are time zones?
No.75854
>>75675
Christmas was invented by Emperor Constantine, when he was still pagan, before being wololo'dinto Christianity.