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File: 94bd51d2dda5d8d⋯.jpg (558.63 KB, 1280x1030, 128:103, 1476504289520.jpg)

 No.2705

Would you a christmas cake?

 No.2820

>>2743

/thread


 No.2826

I wish for a timeline where Kyoani would make a show about their cakes. That will be the only Kyoani show I would watch and I'll enjoy every moment of it.


 No.2950

Cakes don't need to be virgins to achieve cake status right? It just means unmarried 30 year old woman?


 No.3019

File: 18fad8ac186db64⋯.jpg (312.74 KB, 612x716, 153:179, 1488375311296.jpg)

>>2951

so are you a cuck for dating one?


 No.3022

>>3019

More than likely.

>>2705

Yes. Even in 2D, desperation is hot.


 No.3025

Do Christmas Cakes end up becoming shotacons?


 No.3027

File: ac07c7bc3cdfaf9⋯.png (284.56 KB, 444x440, 111:110, 1485704252044.png)

>>3023

I'm fairly certain the only conditions are being female, 30+, unwed

So in essence pretty much every modern woman qualifies


 No.3031

>>3019

>>3022

I'd just like to get something straight- cuckoldry is voluntarily allowing someone else to fuck your GF/spouse. We should not abuse the word, lest it lose impact when describing actual pathetic cucks. The most I'm willing to stretch is describing the mentality, but not necessarily involving sex. Like bike cuck being happy a nigger stole his bike. Allowing other people to take things from you and acting pleased about it.

Fucking someone who once fucked someone else in the past is not being a cuck, you've just got used goods. Your girlfriend cheating on you without your knowledge is not being a cuck, that's just betrayal. Cuck is reserved for the lowest of the low who are so submissive, they put up no fight when someone takes their possessions and loved ones from them, and even claim to enjoy it.


 No.3033

>>3031

so

cuck = allowing her to fuck other guys and probably watching her do it (the thinking mans fetish)

ntr = she fucks other guys and makes fun of you and you did not allow it

what do you call it when she fucks around behind your back and you don't know about it?


 No.3036

>>3033

Cheating.


 No.3037

>>3033

>what do you call it when she fucks around behind your back and you don't know about it?

A cheating slut. Once you find out, you should dump her. If you allow it to continue, that's when shit really goes south. No woman is so good at hiding it that you don't eventually find out.


 No.3119

>>2705

Depends on the cake


 No.3144

>>3033

That's quite literally the dictionary definition of being cuckolded, although not the modern usage.


 No.3146

>>3027

Boyfriend also disqualifies from christmas-cake status.

And it's 25+, hence, "Christmas" cake, aka cake with a Christmas theme that's still in store after the 24th and therefore at a deep discount.


 No.3219

File: 7cced7b331a4ffa⋯.png (102.17 KB, 299x299, 1:1, kobayashi.png)

File: 8ee301780386009⋯.png (327.83 KB, 686x830, 343:415, Sawako_mugshot.png)

File: 21744cc41eecd8f⋯.jpg (214.74 KB, 1926x2176, 963:1088, Umiko.jpg)

File: d57c25e1c6c8d2c⋯.jpg (24.12 KB, 225x350, 9:14, 275651.jpg)

Most of the anime girls that I would date irl are cakes. I guess it helps that I'm as close to 30 as I am to 17 at this point.

I think it also helps that they're usually portrayed as being a bit immature, so they typically act more like they're in their mid-20s than 30.


 No.3220

>>3219

Kobayashi's character was just annoying feminist shilling but Umiko makes my dick diamonds.


 No.3223

File: 99b9f59b43eab0d⋯.png (901.98 KB, 640x480, 4:3, sawa-chan.png)

>>3219

sawa is pretty hot tbh


 No.3359

>>3220

>Kobayashi's character was just annoying feminist shilling

I think that's a bit strong. There's a long way to go before you reach Funimation dub levels of shilling. True, she is an office lady, and the man of the relationship with Tooru but she's not portrayed as happy in that first role.


 No.3360

>>3359

Damn pesky patriarchal demands.


 No.3375

File: 22df9d94e1964c4⋯.png (598.34 KB, 963x720, 107:80, KarenKujoQuestionMark.png)

>>3360

Having a job is a societal/capitalist demand, not a "patriarchal" one. Besides, she and Umiko are both programmers. They literally have the same job.


 No.3399

File: 6e5f2ebc9b23de0⋯.png (978.02 KB, 1030x920, 103:92, Incest is not ok.png)

I'm on the wrong end of 25, so cakes and lolis are both good to me.


 No.3407

Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>3375

It was a reference to the funimation dub anon. I was quoting it so everyone could smile wryly and chuckle to themselves. Then give a single knowing nod as if to say, that will do anon, that will do.


 No.3415

File: d71c088abcce5ae⋯.png (374.91 KB, 497x732, 497:732, 1428573100810.png)

>>2705

>Would you a christmas cake?

>no animu full of christmas cake

>no videogame full of christmas cakes

being a vanilla christmas cake fag is pure suffering.


 No.3437

File: d62e6bb92e4c5a7⋯.png (347.73 KB, 850x647, 850:647, 1484888053040.png)

>>3375

>women

>being programmers


 No.3440

File: 0c3d80e9b3ddc1d⋯.png (167.55 KB, 384x425, 384:425, 1512731421.png)

>>3407

Don't worry, I did immediately get the reference. I was actually looking for that specific clip for when we were discussing that show's shitty dub in the meta thread.


 No.3460

>>3407

Okay, my mistake. The only clip I'd seen from the dub was the one with the "slut-shaming" line.


 No.3556

File: 0d30ad2a25f8bc8⋯.png (160.37 KB, 326x310, 163:155, confused semen demon.PNG)

Come to think of it, didn't Funimation do SJW censorship all the way back during Welcome to the NHK? Compare some of Yamazaki's dub lines to the subs if you don't know what I mean.




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