/abdl/ - Adult Baby - Diaper Lover★

I just want a girl to call me Randy Bobandy like in the picture and just dress up as a queen bee to Flight of the Bumblebee. I can't take this societal fucking retardation that you have to avoid living in a trailer park. I'm fit, I'm decent with trailer park security, this is just one thing that's been bothering me for ages. I really want to just want to find someone drunk and beligerent that's willing to do this. I'm OK if it's online since I understand irl people might be uncomfortable doing this.

I know, I know. Some of you have told me that if I continue to have this "kink" no one will respect me. I have all the respect I need atm, pretty self confident. This is just one thing I can't seem to fucking find in anyone, the passion and the drive required to do this type of kink.

If you think there is genuinely no chance of me ever finding someone like this, just let me know your best course of action to get me on the police force. This is the only thing I can't seem to control in my life.

Thanks.

I just want to dress up in an outfit like in the picture and just tip my fedora to all the ladies with a polite 'M'lady'. I can't take this societal fucking retardation that you have to have sex with women. I'm fit, I'm decent with people, I offer eggs to ladies, this is just one thing that's been bothering me for ages. I will find someone who is into anime like me. I'm OK if it's online since I understand irl people might be uncomfortable doing this.

I know, I know. Some of you have told me that if I continue to live as a tech-samurai no one will respect me. I have all the respect I need atm, pretty self confident, and I am proficient with a sword. This is just one thing I can't seem to fucking find in anyone, the passion, swordsmanship, and the drive required to do this type of kink.

If you think there is genuinely no chance of me ever finding someone like this, just let me know your best course of action to unsheath my katana and teleport behind you. This is the only thing I can't seem to control in my life. Nothin' personnel.

Thanks.

I just want a girl to come into my shiny pit like in pic related and stay in my cage. I can't take this societal fucking retardation that you don't know how far the ocean goes. I'm huge, I've got gold, this is just one thing that's been bothering me for many ages. I really want to just want to find someone shiny that's tasty. I'm not OK if it's online since I am hungry.

I know, I know. Some of you have told me that if I continue to hoard shiny things no one will respect me. I have all the respect I need atm, pretty self confident, and a decent singing voice. I can't stand Maui, he's a dick. Shiny stones are pretty cool.

If you think there is genuinely no chance of me ever finding someone like this at the bottom of the ocean, then swing by my place and admire my shiny stuff. I'll probably eat you.

Thanks.