The fact that you think not wanting to fuck ground up dead animal makes one smug is the epitome of cringe. The fact that you have to ask makes it worse.
Listen up, ZoidSperg, do yourself a favor. Buy a damn fleshlight and some water based lube. Will be cheaper than buying a jar of peanut butter or pound of meat every time you want to beat yours.
Save up if you can't afford it.
If you don't have the disipline to save up, buy some Mr. Nori's magic gel instead.
Mix 1 part gel with 3 or 4 parts warm water and pour that into your diapers and go to town.