A homosexual employed normalfag mobage addict and idolmaster producer was teaching a class on Koshimizu Sachiko, known im@s.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Koshimizu and accept that she is the most highly-evolved cute being the world has ever known, even cuter than Yazawa Nico!”
At this moment, a brave, hikki-NEET and Love Live otaku who had watched both seasons 1500 times and understood the necessity of new idol units and fully supported all musical decisions made by Lantis stood up and held up a nesoberi.
”How much does this plush cost, faggot?”
The arrogant producer smirked quite richly and smugly replied “Less than the dirt behind my ears, you stupid Liver.”
”Wrong. It’s worth 5,000 yen since SEGA created it. If it was worthless and Koshimizu, as you say, is cute… then she should have her own nesoberi by now”
The producer was visibly shaken, and dropped his smart phone and copy of The Idolmaster Movie: Beyond the Brilliant Future!. He stormed out of the room crying those normalfag tears. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had spent all his money on gacha rolls!
The students applauded and all watched Love Live that day and accepted μ's as their lord and savior. A bird named "Kotori" flew into the room and perched atop the Love Live Victory Flag and designed new costumes for all the girls. Snowhalation was sung several times, and God himself showed up and did wotagei.
The producer lost his account and was fired the next day. He died of the im@s plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of shit taste for all eternity.