/a/ - Animu & Mango

>Young man uncovers ancient battle mecha that awakens to his presence

>Enemy defeats him

>Military collects robot, reverse engineers its technology and assigns an adult ace pilot to operate it without issue

>Person goes out in the rain

>They get no cold

Cliche subversion thread.

I post without Who are you quoting?-text.

>>901268

Ironically this is more fantastical than getting a cold owing to how suceptible the modern Japanese are to illness.

>Girl with big tiddies and freckles

>Is flirtarious

>little sister wants to fuck big brother

>brother tells their parents and she gets sent to therapy

>Mother coughs once in a flashback

>She's alive and genki in the present day

>>901297

>little sister wants to fuck big brother

>brother is okay with it and they fuck

>otaku gets hit by truck

>he is sent to hell

>Good anime airs

>People watch and discuss it intelligently and don't endlessly shitpost about the meme show that season instead

>>901325

Now that's just silly.

>romcom where the girl has a flat chest

>boy openly admits that he prefers small breasts

>protagonist is average to below average in every area

>not a single girl is romantically or sexually interested in him

>>901332

Yes, actually. I was being the change I want to see in the world and posting in the KoiAme, Mitsuboshi Colors, SoraBasho, and Yurucamp threads instead.

>>901332

>Franxx

I'm curious, is your idea of intelligent discussion that you don't pay attention to what the metaphors actually mean if you think about them for one second? Because all I can remember about the Franxx threads was that the people who somehow enjoyed it were very angry that some people bothered to think about what the show really was saying, intentionally or not.

>>901337

Me too anon. But every season good shows get overlooked and people flock to the meme popular show. Its only been 3 episodes

and Shield Hero has already burned through 2 threads. Goblin Slayer was easily doing a thread an episode.

Its just a bit sad that more anons don't check out smaller shows. Ameagari was criminally overlooked by most people. Same thing with High Score Girl. Even ACCA 13, 18if and Guru Guru from last year. Shit shows attract huge amounts of attention, and good shows are left to languish in their shadows.

>>901338

I think you've misunderstood. I was saying that threads like Franxx were filled with stupid and shitposting. I'm not really sure what you are trying to say either.

>little girl

>not an ancient spirit trapped in the body of a little girl

>>901267

>Young man steals a military mecha from incompetent buffoons to defeat an invading force

>Manages to repel the assault

>he and the buffoons get court-martialed and sentenced to death for all the damages and casualties incurred as a result of him not only stealing top secret experimental hardware but also violating several clauses of the Geneva convention via activing its secret weapon, causing an international diplomatic crisis in the process

>cute girls

>they don't do cute things

>Best friend of harem MC

>Get a girlfriend

>>901348

How is that supposed to work? Even if the CGs do nothing at all, it would still be cute.

>heroes arrive to where the villain has appeared, cops are already on site

>dont step any further kids, the police will control the situation

>the do control the situation and the villain is killed, cops are celebrated as heroes

>Loli of a group of them has a pervert grandpa

>they do entertain him and allow him to take lewd pictures of them

>faps like a madman and never asks for more material because he's satisfied

>heroes save the world, everything is at peace

>they decide to become villains because they're bored and because few would have a chance against them and their legendary skill and weapons

>they make far better and cunning villains that the previous villain

>MC walks into a room without knocking

>the girl changing clothes doesn’t scream BAKA and launch him into the stratosphere

>>901350

Viciously raping and murdering each other isn't really "cute", so that could count.

>Transfer student is a halfie from yurop.

>She has black hair, brown eyes and looks like a female elliot rodger.

>virgin salaryman is reincarnated into another world

>doesn't get cheat power or harem or invent crop rotation

>>901372

>transfer student from USA USA USA

>she doesn't pepper her speech with OH, AMAZING, WONDARFUR, OH MY GOD

>her Japanese is pretty much native but doesn't know about wordplay, puns or casual conversations, so she sounds kinda robotic and formal

>she's from rural USA, so she isn't trendy, concerned with fashion or super outgoing or rude, she just learned Japanese by herself, she's quiet but not really meek nor cold

>she's a brunette with green eyes

>>901302

That's just a Hentai

>Harem Protagonist chooses the 3rd girl.

>MC discovers the transfer student is some sort of mystical demihuman.

>He's repulsed by it and calls the JSDF.

>She gets removed from school and never heard of again as MC returns to his normal life.

>girls go to the bakery shop with the cute pastries and desserts

>"the taste is average, the bread is kinda dry, it doesn't taste fresh, this is completely decent!"

>they don't make cute eating sounds and never visit again

>Female Pervert gropes big tiddied female.

>Is immediately reported, arrested, and registered as a sex offender. Never heard from again.

>>901384

>harem protagonist chooses that one girl who gave them directions at a theme park when they were lost once

>you can see that he sends message often in the series

>he acted dense because he thought that would repel the girls, but gets fed up once he notices it's not really working

>harem apologized but they still frequent each other sometimes

>Beautiful big titted female wants to pass as a guy.

>Wraps her chest with bandages because she heard that always works.

>Gets found out because her face still looks female, her voice sounds female, her legs and waist still look female and even when she bandaged her chest, it's still noticeable by the discerning eyes of any male with common sense.

>Gets found out.

>Gets raped

>>901392

Sounds like an Ouran Host club doujin. Actually most trope subversions are Hentai manga that already exist.

>town/prefecture isn't saved by local idol group

>they return to study and help their families with the farm or family businesses

>town/prefecture thrives some years later because of the idyllic, quiet life, so that attracts weary nationals and international tourists who don't care about the big cities and want to see the countryside/smaller attractive towns

>former idols are now owners of the family businessses and greet tourists with warm attitudes and big smiles

>>901397

>MC is taking care of his rabbit.

>Rabbit suddenly transforms into a bunnygirl.

>Starts fucking her.

>Sis comes into his room to tell him dinner is ready.

>Sees him fucking his rabbit.

>>901401

Isn't that just Love Live Sunshine?

>>901404

Don't forget all the textboxes correcting the MC's Hentai Sex Cliches while he's doing all this.

>romcom character falls in love with someone

>confesses at the next opportunity

>tsundere physically assaults guy

>gets appropriately punished and suspended from school and nobody is on her side

>harem protagonist

>picks the girl he likes most and gently turns down the others to avoid leading them on needlessly

>MC is a nice person and acts nice towards girl

>she doesn't fall in love with him

>>901343

Franxx wasn't good anime though.

>>901405

It is? Damn.

>military/train/extruded plastic dingus otaku that isn't an anime/manga otaku

>people are constantly weirded out by his/her obsession, they continue loving their hobby

>they find a group that also loves that shit

>they all decide to apply for the same career or hobby and are now the biggest military contractors or extruded plastic dingus providers

>>901413

>Franxx wasn't good anime though.

Yes thats right. I don't think we are on the same page at all. Franxx is the popular meme show of its season. I think you should read >>901325 again a little more closely.

>MC falls in love with first girl

>All other girls like him

>He rejects them all and confesses to first girl

>first girl is a dyke.

>the other girls don't want to be the fallback girls so they stay away from MC.

>MC remains forever alone.

>>901343

I never watched franxx, just a peek at the mechas made me feel so disgusted I decided to spare myself the suffering of watching it.

>>901417

Goblin Slayer and Shield Hero are not bad anime though. They don't deserve to be grouped in with that abortion even if they are not amazing.

>MC and loli find cat in a box.

>Loli begs MC to keep him at his house.

>MC yields and takes it to his appartment just for the night.

>Cat makes noise.

>Landlord finds out.

>MC kicked out because no pets allowed.

>MC is homeless.

>Loli takes no responsability.

>MC dies on the streets.

>hero is run over by horse carriage

>is reincarnated into our world as a NEET

>>901434

>the bullying is not sexual in the least

>it involves being tortured all day instead

>big bad/strong villain appears

>rowdy ally goes for the "I'm gonna throw shit tons of innefective fireballs" attack or engaged in fisticuffs

>dust clears, villain is fucking dead or gravely injured

>heroes don't even know how to react

>big shonen fight where MC is battling the rival/big bad while everyone is bravely clenching their fists

>they decide to distract the villain by sniping him with innefective but annoying attacks, and he cannot go and easily kill them because MC would punch his face

>MC's family is in big debt

>Even yakuza pop up.

>MC tips the police.

>Yakuza arrested, their whole group disbanded and sent to jail.

>MC and family live the rest of their lives in peace.

>MC and an antagonist are playing chess

>they know the rules, but neither of them is a chess player

>they just decimate each other's figures until they have a few of them chasing the other one's king

>they get bored of it and conclude that chess is not for them

>MC is late for school

>Bumps into a girl he has never seen before

>He clumsily apologizes and runs away before she can say anything

>Before homeroom he thinks about the girl he bumped into

>Homeroom starts as usual and school continues as normal

>MC stumbles into the girls shower

>instead of harem hijinks taking place the girls call the police

>the MC is now a registered sex offender

>best girl wins

>>901468

>accidentally going into the wrong shower can ruin your live forever

America.

>>901474

Associating with a woman in any way can ruin your life forever in America.

>>901476

So can not associating for that matter. Really the only winning play is to become a hikikomori and find some manner of income that does not require leaving your house.

>>901454

>Schnitzel: Check

>Lelouch: Do you even know how to play chess? That's an illegal move.

>"if you kill him you are going to be as bad as him"

>MC still kills the villain, after all the MC has killed zero people so far vs the villain that attempted (and perhaps achieved) murder

>alternatively the ally that has actually killed people takes the kill instead since he is supposedly "irredeemable"

>MC meets gyaru.

>She's a slut.

>man fucks slutty lolis

>gets caught and sent to prison

>ED plays during the first episode prologue

>>901323

Alternatively

>Otaku gets hit by truck

>He is reincarnated with no memories in 'Straya

>>901486

>So can not associating for that matter.

How? What is bad with avoiding women whenever possible?

>"Well, silly things like an arranged marriage don't really matter, right?"

>"Y-Yeah, doesn't matter at all! (...tch It'd be nice, though.)"

>"What did you say?"

>"O-Oh, nothing! heh heh."

>"That's not true I heard you say 'It'd be nice, though'. Are you actually into me?"

>"N-No, that's not true at all!"

>"I don't believe you and I don't like liars. I guess I'll ask other girl for that date."

>mother doesn't have enough money to put her son in the best school

>principal of said school tries to force her into having sex to give her a discount

>she refuses and fights as hard as she can, escaping

>she sues the principal for assault and with the money she puts her son in the second best school around

>>901570

They will seek to fuck you over for ignoring them just as much as they might seek to fuck you over for interacting with them. The only way to avoid 3DPD attempting to fuck you over is to prevent them from knowing of your existence.

>MC is chosen as the successor of the ancient and sacred power living in the forest

>It wants him to adopt a secret identity and fight crime

>He tells his parents about it

>>901567

>otaku gets isekai'd

>that fantasy world is literally just 'Straya, but the abos have green skin and people call them gobs

>JK racing for school on a bike

>Turns the corner right into a guy

>She brakes and he sidesteps it reflexively

<あ、すみません。

>Go on with their days like normal, no shoujo manga progression

I really should've deliberately let it hit me

>>901323

>Otaku gets hit by truck

>Turns out otaku deliberately walked out in front of the truck to end his life

>He is reincarnated as a suicide statistic

>"my parents are always working overseas, so I live by myself"

>they return some days later, the business trip concluded way earlier than expected

>Kill Me Baby

>It's a dramatic downer about the life of a back alley Irish abortionist in the 1960's.

>Murican tourist approachs MC to ask for directions.

>She speaks fluent japanese and gets directions easily.

>Each one goes their own way and never met again.

>Tsundere tries to punch MC because she's embarrassed by her own fantasies.

>MC catches the fist because she's a girl and it's just not that hard.

>MC get's caught up in a terrible accident

>He gets no powers and him and everyone else involved dies. It becomes nation wide news for a week and then everyone forgets about him.

>MC gets huge nosebleed after indulging in lewd thoughts

>he is immediately hospitalized due to this life threatening condition

>genki heroine runs head first into another girl

>she sees the giant swelling bump on her head and starts screaming in terror

>gets isekai'ed

>brings along exactly the powers he started with

>takes over shop from old widower

>doesn't meet the princess and save her from her pursuers, her boredom, or her bad pastries; marries slightly plump local girl

>monsters attack town three years later

>dies trying to defend the shop from goblins

>guy looks effeminate and is forcibly dressed as a girl

>cries that he's a boy and this is rather embarrassing

>classmates feel horrible and they apologize but the boy eventually forgives them, but is really defensive for the first couple of months

>MC accidentally walks in on sister in the shower

>She screams "hentai!" and punches him into the stratosphere

>He then falls to earth at terminal velocity and hits the ground

>The impact kills him instantly

>His sister is arrested for murder

>person has to cross a road

>remembers to look both ways to make sure there aren't any trucks coming

>there was a truck coming, so they wait for the truck to pass

>looks both ways again and crosses the road without incident

>rides a truck

>minds the road

>respects the speed limit

>powerful corrupt businessman

>he doesn't have a dime for himself and donates everything to his staff, the city's improvement and only spends in having a nice clean suit and a haircut

>his staff loves him so they bring him lunch or drive him from home

>he is corrupt because he loves his city and doesn't want anyone living in poverty or having a run-down city; the rest of the country can fuck off but does his best for his hometown

>>901437

This is the best one in the whole thread.

>>902373

You forgot the part where they bully him until he kills himself.

>MC meets girl.

>He think she's cute and hangs out with her.

>Discovers she's a squeaky fujoshit.

>She expects MC to understand her fetishes.

>Mc looks at her utterly disgusted.

>Kicks her from their fooling around club, the rest of members agree.

>They never speaks to the degenerate again.

>>901602

But anon, that's impossible because your mother and female relatives already know you exist. You have failed, unless you fake your own death

>idol is on stage

>doesn't thank everyone

>>902531

Isn't it entirely possible that his mother could be dead and he has no female relatives though?

>idol big concert climax

>fans don't want an encore

>Hot Idol confesses to MC

>MC tell her no thanks because she's 3DPD.

>mc's father/little sister/best friend is saying the last words before dying, MC is listening with tears in his/her eyes

>"you were always a fucking jerk, I hated you"

>Character is dying and says last words

>Starts choking on his own blood instead

>>903062

>"This is your fault onii-chan."

>*Dies*.

>character gets hit by a truck

>truck gets reincarnated in another world as a wagon

>truck breaks through a middleschool window, killing the entire class

>class is isekai'd as various heroes, magical creatures and even items

>truck becomes a red dragon, driver is the handler

>if he kills them all, he will be able to return to the real world

>>903062

>last words before dying

>"OH FUCK THIS HURTS SO MUCH ARERRRRHHHGGGF--FUUCK!! AAAAHH!!..."

>dense mc

>he's actually quite slow in the head

>>903084

I'd fucking watch this, no joke it sounds like Goblin Slayer and other edgy Isekai combined with Oldboy, it would be even better if MC and truck driver ended their final battle after returning into the real world.

>>903108

Shit the show can even have a plot thread about MC realizing that his love interest and best girl was just part of the shared coma fantasy dimension thing, and once he escapes he'll never see her again. Imagine how heart breaking a scene like that would be where he's forced to leave her to save the fantasy world, and his friends in the real one, and she just encourages him to go, and that even though she isn't real she'll always love him and will be rooting for him to beat the truck driver.

>>903114

But of course

Shonen rules dictate every battle needs to get harder and harder so it only makes sense that at the end the truck driver gets into a monster truck.

>>903110

>>903114

>>903119

>Dragon Trucker

>truck was actually called the dragon

>isekai'd truck can transform into various dragon themed vehicles

>driver has just one ability: he can drive shitty middleschoolers cant

>series starts with random duels with the kids that got separated, always sort of death races

>as the plot progresses, entire villages and kingdoms try to take down the Dragon Trucker

>very iconic splash page whenever the truck collides with one of the kids, absolutely graphical

series ends with the hero kid feigning his death INSIDE the truck

is teleported back into the real world and is about to kill the driver

truck ejects the driver, locks inside the kid and runs off a cliff

>>903132

>truck driver falls to the ground and trips, reaching for the truck as it speeds up towards the cliff

>explosion in the background as the drivers cries a single tear and lets his body go limp

>credits roll

>guy getting tools in a garage

>truck open with motor showing and all

>guy goes in and slaps something onto the panel

>hands moves away

>it's a dragon stick

>guy scratches his mustache and shows a nostalgic smile, that's truck driver

>he turns the truck on and revs the engine

>S2 never

>>903137

>early impressions are lukewarm

>described as Initial D meets Battle Royale in isekai

>until the internet catches up that every schoolkid is supposed to be a different series MC

>it becomes a growing phenomenon and every new issue release is celebrated as Isekai Execution Day

>popularity peaks with 2 cour anime the next year, now secondaries feel the isekai genre is finally done

>Dragon Trucker is publicly aknowledged for officially killing the isekai genre itself

>"does that mean that..." murmurs a character

>"you said something?"

>"Yes, I was thinking that blablabla"

Or maybe

>"does that mean that.."

>"you said something?"

>"no, it's nothing"

>I HEARD YOU FAGOOT, SPILL THE FUCKING BEANS

>smug handsome character is a blubbering mess but reveals the big secret to the group

>>903153

>the preview for next episode is styled like monster truck commercials

I love it Maggle.

>>901437

>Brandishes sword

>Gets arrested

>Fights off street rapists on scene

>Gets arrested, extended sentence for "hate-crime"

>>903084

>Man handling a truck gets into a car accident.

>Man dies and stays dead.

>Truck-kun gets isekai'd.

>boy and girl are finally a couple

>they don't zoom away from the kiss or anything, it's 5 minutes of two teens awkwardly slobbering each other

>>903153

>(You)

I really fucking hate this fucking faggot forced meme.

>>903084

Hot. I hope there'll be rape.